REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 775. Andy & DJ CTI: Kamala Harris Plagiarized Biden's Campaign Policy, Haitian Cannibal Gang & Georgia School Got Early Warning About Colt Gray Before Deadly Shooting
Episode Date: September 11, 2024On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Kamala Harris' campaign plagiarizing Joe Biden's campaign policies for her website, the Haitian migrants crashing cars and eating ducks from parks, and the Georgi...a school getting an early warning about Colt Gray before the deadly school shooting last week.
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What's up, dude?
Hey, good morning.
How's it going?
Good.
What's up with you?
I'm drinking my hard ass Fiji water.
Pinky's up.
Yeah.
I was going to say we're going to probably get in trouble by our sponsor because you
don't have it on your desk. desk yeah i better go yell at myself
what's going on man nothing man what's up with you oh you know same old same old
ready for it yeah get into it all right do some cruising all right got some good stuff today man
i bet we do it's uh it's a lot of like what did people talk about before the world
just went fucking insane yeah man fuck oh i remember i talked about making money and it was
awesome we talked all day about how to make more money and kick ass and be better and all these
things and it was great and you know what happened chicks with dicks came chicks with dicks been
around for a long time. Has it?
Yeah, thousands of years, man.
It's not a new thing.
They built the world.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They built everything.
I forgot.
They built the pyramids.
They built the Great Wall of China.
It should be called the Great Wall of Chicks with Dicks.
They built all of India because we know, right right zeeshan the indians can't build
anything sugar walls yeah yeah sugar walls great wall great yeah we know they built uh you know
they built the eiffel tower they built the eiffel tower it was a it was a you know tribute to boners
yep um yeah i mean what else did they build they built everything you know what you know
here listen really the truth is it's not that they built everything.
It's that white people didn't build anything.
They didn't do anything.
It really doesn't matter.
Listen, it doesn't matter what everybody else built.
The key important point is that white people didn't do anything.
Y'all lazy, bro.
Why are you so lazy?
They didn't build those beautiful
cathedrals all through europe you know they didn't fucking michelangelo he yeah i mean
yeah yeah and trans and queer yes he was all the things you know he was all the lgbtq uh b he was the first poc you know definitely was not a western white man because those they
have no culture yeah man yeah uh we made a list we made another list we did we did did we really
i just want to say i'm proud of of us i'm proud of you i always knew you could do it please please top spot the
master terror terrorism list no we're not the top yet we're still i mean we're in that one for sure
yeah this is another one oh um this is nancy this is uh dumb ass of the day let's get into it
nancy pelosi nancy pelosi uh suggest that 30 of republicans are sexist, racist, and homophobic.
I mean.
That's actually low.
I mean, I'm surprised that she didn't say 100%.
That's what I'm saying, man.
You know, because everywhere I go, everybody I know is definitely racist and sexist.
And definitely homophobic.
For sure.
All of the phobics.
You know, they're always saying they want sandwiches.
I am scared to death of gay people.
Huh?
I said I'm scared of gay people.
I have a fear.
Well, you're homophobic because you don't want to have sex with gay people yeah i had i have nightmares sometimes yeah they're gonna like little do they know your secret
they wouldn't call you that if they really knew you man look man let's dive into this a little
do you think it's funny how ever you're you're a phobic or a ist for everything that you just don't want to do i'm gonna work out a phobic yeah like
you definitely ain't a sandwich phobic
oh man um yeah let's dive into this man so so ex-house speaker nancy pelosi
has suggested that 30 of gop voters will never back a Democratic candidate because they are sexist, racist or homophobic.
The California Dems eyebrow raising remark immediately drew comparisons to Hillary Clinton's infamous basket of deplorables comment targeting Donald Trump supporters and Texas GOP Senator Mitt Romney's
47% comment about Barack Obama supporters, quote, who pay no income tax.
That might be factual.
Fact check it.
I'm not 100% sure.
Sounds about right.
Mitt Romney, you remember that when he said 47% of Barack Obama supporters don't pay income
tax?
Well, I mean mean that makes sense because
they want they want your shit i mean it's you might have to fact check this is why this is why
you should not be listen someone explain to me explain explain this to me why should someone
have a say in the direction of the country if they aren't contributing to the country
to the direction of the country yeah no no't contributing to the country to the direction of
the country yeah no no no you can have different opinions about where you want the country to go
but if you're not paying tax which is the piggy bank that we all pay into how can that person be
allowed to have a say in where we go because their interests will always be themselves and to take
from the people who are paying taxes and give to themselves
yeah and a new study just came out uh like today that showed that these illegal immigrants who come
here from third world countries consume more tax dollars than the average person produces
so how does that add up so what happens well then you got to print more money and when you print
more money what happens to your money oh it becomes less valuable so they steal from you
to give to the like dude it's such fuckery yeah you know what i mean an average person
isn't educated enough to even understand it like bro they intentionally make our citizens stupid when
it comes to financial knowledge or financial intelligence so that they can do all these
things and people won't notice you know and then when you start to understand what they're actually
doing dude it's like i mean it's it's worse than someone coming up to you and just stealing from
you directly right you know right right well because it's worse than someone coming up to you and just stealing from you directly. Right. You know? Right.
Right.
Well, because it's legal stealing is when they're setting it up to be, man.
It's like, I think about it like this.
Like, this is a different analogy to look at it.
Like, we're in a boat, right?
And we're like, oh, we're going to go to this destination, right?
And we're rowing the boat.
And then this fucking dude gets up there.
He's like, no, we need to go here.
But that motherfucker ain't got an oar in his hand. Yeah.'re not even paddling it's it's it's worse listen dude this
is what it's really like you you get paid just like in the old days you you stand at the end of
the in the line you walk up at the end of the day and the boss hands you the money for the week right
like 100 years ago you walk outside and the money of the week and there's this piece of shit
standing there okay who doesn't fucking do anything they don't work they don't they they
cause crime they steal they they fucking do all kinds of bad shit for our community and then you
got to take a percentage of your money and fucking just hand it to them and by the way that percentage
is half of your money. So imagine that.
That's what happens to all of you.
You just don't think of it that way.
Yeah, how long until the people that are in that pay line
get out of that pay line and go join the other line?
Well, that's the point.
Because they want everybody to join the group of non-producers
because that creates dependence on the government.
That is how you usher in a communist state.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
She said, back to this, though, she said, quote, there are people who will never be, shall we say, inclined to support Democrats because they just have a different orientation towards women, people of color, LGBTQ.
You know, they just are not ever going to be there pelosi said during a texas tribune festival
interview saturday while reflecting on why the 2024 presidential election is so tight she says
continue quote so that's about like 30 or something like that of the republicans she said um so i
thought that was interesting uh did you see this survey that came out though um you know police is
suggesting that uh this other survey came out
says uh survey suggests that 100 of progressive liberals are fucking faggots
you see that did you make this up
oh there it is it's written by dj in the new york post yeah man hey yeah um yeah new survey yeah survey says
well it must be true if it's on the internet just saying man all i'm saying is this uh
that's awful presumptuous of her to assume that all women gay people and people of any sort of color other than white are democrats
because everybody i talk to that may not be white or may be gay or whatever else they're voting for
fucking trump okay and it's not racism or misogyny or anything here's what it is you suck you steal our
money you're a bunch of rich elite faces that nobody believes anymore you lied to us about
everything you lie to these people about everything and your lies are have caught up to you and
so people don't want to vote for you that's it it has nothing to do with women it has
nothing to do with uh people of, whatever the fuck they want to call
black Americans. It has to do with you and your shitty policies and people not being able to
afford to fucking survive because you want to fucking flood the country with immigrants who
cause crime and murder. You want to inflate the currency. You want to lock us down for two years.
You want to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah we can go on and on and on fuck you suck we don't like people that suck so fuck off that's that's pretty much
it's not 30 either it's like 100 yeah and you know if if we're being honest um their definition
of misogyny and uh racism and whatever else we call those jokes you know i'm saying like that on our side of the
fucking thing we we call those jokes comedy yeah that's right we call that comedy we don't actually
sit behind closed doors and come up with plans on how to uh destroy black communities and then
execute them you know what i'm saying like we don't we don't come up with a plan like hey we're gonna go to the black communities and we're gonna talk about all this shit we're gonna do and then execute them. You know what I'm saying? Like, we don't come up with a plan like, hey, we're going to go to the black communities
and we're going to talk about all the shit we're going to do.
And then when we don't do it,
we're just going to say it's their fault
and we're going to go back again
and they'll vote for us again.
They don't do that.
Or they don't do things like, you know,
we don't do things like, hey,
let's figure out a way to get the black fathers
out of the homes
and get the black mothers dependent on the government so we can ensure their vote forever let's not do you know
or release all the criminals from jails yeah uh which increases the crime rate defund the police
yeah and then make all the big businesses leave the area and then install government-run grocery
stores yeah see see we don't do that no like it sounds crazy. Yeah, that doesn't have anything to do with racism or fucking misogyny, dumbass.
That has to do with you guys being pieces of shit.
That's it, man.
Okay?
And your fucking plastic ass mannequin looking fucking stupid ass, crusty, dusty ass, fucking
old, nasty, alcoholic ass.
She shut the fuck up.
Nappy pussy.
That's right.
Fuck.
I bet you smell her like you fucking smell
seafood aisle of fucking deer birds oh it ain't fresh yeah that's right very friendly that's
right she she don't smell like deer birds deer birds got fucking fresh freshest seafood in the
world she smells like the fishing dock the bottom of it yeah she looks like it too i have a small argument to make okay so she's saying
that 30 of the republican voters are sexist racist and homophobic so let's take a white guy
who's republican who's straight supposedly not racist and let's ask what he thinks of biden he's also democratic yeah so let's see how many
people favor of biden well no we hate him too because we hate white people because we were
told our whole lives of white people are the worst white devils so we hate white people too
we don't even like ourselves dude so i was just hoping they're not racist you know we are
yeah so maybe maybe she's right yeah we're racist the fuck are you doing here by the way i know So I was just hoping they're not racist, you know? And we are. All right. Yeah. Yeah.
So maybe she's right.
Yeah, we're racist.
What the fuck are you doing here, by the way?
I know.
Yeah.
I hate you.
Oh, man.
Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about our dumbass of the day.
With that being said, let's get into our headlines uh remember if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to
andyfussella.com you can find them all linked there um so with that being said headline number one
headline number one reads embarrassing kamala harris plagiarized joe Joe Biden's campaign policies for website.
Shocking.
Shocking.
Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign plagiarized policies from President Joe Biden's campaign website, copying and pasting onto its issues page Sunday, seven weeks after Harris entered the presidential campaign. So as Breitbart News noted, Harris finally posted a set of policies on Sunday after weeks of criticism for not having one on her campaign website.
The policies were published just 48 hours before the presidential campaign's first and
likely only debate on Tuesday evening on ABC.
But the New Republic, a left-wing outlet reported monday
that several parts of the new policy section had simply been lifted from biden's website
even including material that called for biden's re-election that's how fucking dumb these people
are more importantly that's how dumb they think you guys are that's what it is they think you're
well they know that they know that they know that their average voter is dumb.
I'm sorry if you vote for them.
You're a fucking moron.
You're dumb.
You don't.
Dude, that's what it is.
You're malleable and easy to manipulate.
Yeah.
Because you operate on fucking feelings and not facts.
And dude, you think you know facts, but you don't know shit.
You know what the fuck they tell you.
And the thing, and it's very provable, man. Like you go to any one of these and like listen we it's important to make the
distinction when i'm talking about you know the good-hearted democrats or some of these leftist
progressive people you go look at their fucking timeline on any of their social medias and you're
gonna see a paper bag floating in the fucking wind that's what these people are yeah you're
gonna see you're gonna see a black square then you're gonna see pro-covid lockdown then you're gonna see ukraine flags then you're
gonna see vaccine then you're gonna see israel flags or palestine flags like bro what these
people care about changes with the minute and you know like dude look at when they when they get
interviewed on the street dude like how fucking uneducated their answers are.
It's insane.
And we're talking about the progressives.
Like, dude, they know that their people are not going to get on there and read anything about policy because they don't care about policy.
They care about identity politics.
They're stuck on this idea that the first is what matters.
The first black woman, this. The first the first gay this that is how you lose that's how
you fucking lose if i was running a fucking football game and the football team was called
the united states of america and we had to go out and play fucking china and we had to play
all these other countries and i put the first black woman out at quarterback and the first gay dude at wide receiver, fucking whatever,
we're going to fucking lose.
They'll be receiving.
I don't understand how people cannot grasp that concept.
Yeah.
Okay?
We are a team.
We are Team America,
and we have to play the best players in the most important positions.
And we don't get the luxury because things are so great here
like they were 10 years ago to celebrate feel-good,
DEI-type movements instead of just who's the best.
And now if the best happens to be a black woman,
fucking right, bro, put her in the game.
If the best happens to be a gay dude fuck yeah put him in the game
that motherfucker can receive the football right you know what i'm saying like bro we we fucking
we i don't i don't care we're winners bro we're trying to win and this idea of i'm gonna put this
i'm gonna vote for her because she's a woman i mean dude no no i think it's funny that like i
mean the new republic dude that's a left-wing
outlay even they are calling the shit out um and not just them man there's an interesting turn
that's happening in mainstream media anytime now it comes to kamala come queen harris um do you see
this uh even a cnn segment where uh kamala harris was exposed it left the host stunned. She actually said she supports that?
Let's dive into this a little bit.
So CNN ran a segment exposing Kamala Harris, leaving host Erin Burnett stunned.
Kamala Harris finally, in the dead of the night,
released a policy page on her campaign website dubbed A New Way Forward.
Harris's policies are merely catchphrases.
She absurdly claims she will lower taxes and secure the border.
But everything Kamala Harris has done over the last three and a half years while serving
as vice president has destroyed the country, which is why she's trying to pivot closer
to the center with her new campaign policies.
However, a CNN K file investigation with Andrew Kizasky exposed the real Kamala Harris and it left Aaron Burnett stunned.
Andrew Kazaksky obtained a 2019 ACLU questionnaire filled out by then Senator Kamala Harris and it confirmed she is a radical and anti-American leftist.
Let's check this clip out from CNN.
Tonight, Kamala Harris releasing details of her policy positions for the first time on her campaign website. A K-File investigation has uncovered, meantime, a 2019 questionnaire.
And in this questionnaire, Harris laid out some much more liberal stances, among them on immigration.
So in 2019, in what K-file found, she said she would
cut funding to ICE, writing, quote, our immigrant detention system is out of control and I believe
we must end the unfair incarceration of thousands of individuals, families and children. I was one
of the first senators after President Trump was elected to advocate for a decrease in funding
to ICE. Well, now, of course, she's touting the Biden administration's executive
order to crack down on the border. K-5's Andrew Kaczynski joins me now. Andrew, that's pretty
incredible on its own when you're talking about what you found here on ICE. What else did you
find? Yeah, and this was a questionnaire that she filled out for the ACLU. And this questionnaire
is really an interesting snapshot in time of that 2019 Democratic primary.
Kamala Harris was trying to get to the left of Bernie Sanders.
She was trying to get to the left of Elizabeth Warren.
And you really see that in a lot of these answers.
And I want to walk our viewers through a little bit of what she said.
Let's just take immigration and look at what she said here.
She said on immigration, she made this open-ended pledge to end immigrant detention.
She said she supported
taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants. She also said she supported...
Taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants. She actually said she supported
that. She wrote, both wrote and answered in the affirmative when she was asked this. And she said
she also supported it for federal prisoners. prisoners now she also pledged to slash
immigration detention by 50 percent close all family and private facilities and decrease
funding for ice and then the end uh ending end uh ice detainers uh with local law enforcement
yeah so you have that now there's debate um today at the time of recording to be tonight.
Her and Donald Trump will be going head to head.
Now there's some interesting debate rules that we'll be watching tonight.
Obviously, it's a 90 minute debate with two commercial breaks.
The anchors are Lindsay Davis and David Muir are moderating.
There's no audience.
OK, only the moderators will be able to ask questions.
The microphones will only be live for the candidate whose turn it is to speak. There's no opening statements. Each candidate will get two minutes to answer each question with a two
minute rebuttal. There's a one minute for a follow-up and clarification or response.
There was a coin flip that was done and Trump selected to give the last closing statement.
Harris will be on the right side of your TV screens.
There's going to be no props, no prewritten notes.
Each candidate will have a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water.
And more importantly, campaign staff will not coach candidate during the commercial breaks.
So that's an interesting setup setup we'll see how it goes
it's interesting about the crowd thing like they can't afford to allow the public to see the crowd
respond because it'll blow their entire media narrative about how popular she is yeah elon
musk just did a poll where like 70 it was like eight million people or five
million significant number of people and it was like 70 trump you know what i'm saying yeah yeah
because i mean that dude that's the what the true water and it was who else did that cuban did that
cuban did that and it was 70 something correct yeah correct why why is it why. Why was the polls before Trump got shot at that Kamala Harris had 27% approval rate?
That's almost 30.
We'll call that 30.
And why is it that all the polls that have been manufactured over the last 60 days have been, you know, Harris is right there with Trump.
It's neck and neck you know except when
we run our actual polls on the internet where people and by by people like cuban who is a left
okay one of their puppets that's right i you know unfortunately you know i've always enjoyed
mark cuban i respect him as an entrepreneur but i think he's super off base with his political views
i think he's looking for big business and and not caring about the middle class worker at all that's my opinion
um i don't know him personally i haven't talked to him but he's a fucking leftist right now and
that poll came out 70 30 then then musk does a poll 70 30 so why are all the real polls
of real people coming out 70 30 which
is reflective of the polls that were made before the assassination attempt but then they're trying
to feed us this line that harris is neck and neck with trump 49 48 blah blah blah bro that's
bullshit and what they're going to try to do is they're going to try to create that perception
as hard as they can up until the election to steal it right they can get everybody to believe that hey well it was a close
election yes it's not close no it's not close at all it's very important that people know that
it's not close yeah yeah but more importantly dude like people have to fucking vote um and it's
super important man because you know on this topic, there was just this this headline just came out today.
Report more than one hundred and forty thousand Wisconsinites can vote in the 2024 election without proving their identity by self-identifying as indefinitely confined.
A new report by the Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty reveals through the loophole voters can receive an absentee ballot indefinitely without ever showing an ID.
The indefinitely confined exception has skyrocketed.
Interestingly enough,
since 2016,
when approximately 66,000 voters registered under the status in 2020,
amid the pandemic,
265,000 registered under the exemption when clerks and democratic
strongholds encouraged voters to exploit the loophole to circumvent
Wisconsin's voter ID requirements in 2020,
a practice later rebuked unanimously by the Supreme court.
Joe Biden,
just to remind you guys defeated Donald Trump allegedly in that state by just 20,000 votes.
In a swing of around 48,000 votes to Democrats from the 2016 election when Trump carried the state.
So in 2021, just by 20,000 votes.
And now we have an additional 140,000 that require no ID.
Now, what have they been pumping into this country?
Illegal immigrants.
And who says voter IDs racist?
The left.
And then now we have a state, a very important state, mind you, with more than 140,000 people that can vote in these elections without even proving their identity at all.
Huh. their identity at all huh you know but dude it's it's it's crazy to me that people can support a
party that is willing to blatantly cheat and go against what the constitution of this country
and what the majority of the people in this country want you know what i'm saying that's
insane dude it's insane and and dude what dude, they're doing this in Ohio too.
They're pumping people in,
trying to flip that state through illegal votes.
And dude, if you're not a citizen of this country,
how the fuck can you vote in our election?
It makes no sense.
But it's also why there's another report
that just came out today.
To no surprise,
Republicans are more likely to trust Trump
than official election results.
By a whopping whopping number.
This was an AP Newark USA facts poll that was done.
Republicans trust Trump most on election outcomes to the tune of if you poll Republicans, almost 70 percent say they trust Trump over your local TV news, government certifications of elections, local newspaper, cable news, national TV networks, social media.
I mean, all of that.
When you poll Democrats and Democrats, almost 75 percent are going to trust their local TV news networks for their election results.
You see the difference here.
There's a much more stronger trust in propaganda machine and mainstream media when you deal with those progressive lefts.
So it's interesting, man.
But the bottom line on my side, Andy, people have to vote.
We can't take shit for granted. Can't trust anybody. my side, Andy, people have to vote. Yeah. We can't take shit for granted.
Can't trust it.
You need to get everybody you know to vote.
Everybody.
Because they're going to cheat.
They are going to cheat hard.
All right.
They're already lining it up.
Didn't Trump say something about putting people in prison for life that cheat in the election?
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
I thought he said he made a statement.
Dude.
He should.
I think it should be worse than that.
I don't think it should be life in prison.
I don't want to fucking pay.
Bro, the fact that these people are willing to legitimately ruin the country,
that's a revolution that's happening.
It's a color revolution.
And just because they're not running in with guns and this and that
doesn't mean they're not attacking our country.
Bro, the fact that they put her in as the democrat candidate with zero votes and 27 approval rating thinking that they
can get her to win think about that like that alone is a threat to our democracy think about
that they she was 27 approval rating and and they they decided that they would have a better chance with her
winning than biden winning because they thought they could pump her up close enough to cover the
gap the fact about biden's rating the fact that the fact that these people that it's no like think
about this the fact that it's normalized that there is a gap that these people cheat with is absurd it's absurd and like dude when you look
at kamala's face and all these democrats face and these people have no problem stealing
our country from us legitimately like what's what they. They want to stay in power.
They want to keep their jobs.
They don't care that the people are suffering.
They don't care that the people are, you know,
having trouble paying their bills or getting by.
They don't care about the crime that's happening
with these migrants.
They don't care.
All they care about is themselves.
And I'm going to tell you something.
If that debate goes real bad for them tonight, which I'm sure it will, we're going to see a big black swan event.
We're going to see some sort of massive 9-11 world changing type event between now and the election,
because that's going to be their last hope. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you
guys think down in the comments. With that being said, Andy, let's go cruise some of these.
I got some good ones for you guys today.
Let's go cruise the comments.
This first one comes from Joe Bell.
Joe Bell, 00.
He says, damn, I almost wish Trump would win just so this dude will shut the fuck up.
That's pretty good.
You're changing people's minds, man.
Hey, whatever it takes.
You're still watching though, aren't you?
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey.
Look at his profile pic.
That guy is in his basement.
Right now.
Munching a fucking Hot Pocket that his mom made for him while he typed that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mom, it's too hot.
I told you 45 seconds, not a minute.
45 seconds, Mom.
Gosh.
This is the same guy that's like, huh?
That guy?
No, he's not avocado toast.
No, he's all the toast.
No, that guy's, no.
That guy is,
you know what, I promised I was going to be nice to that.
He might vote for Trump.
You know what, welcome to the team.
Yeah, hey.
But here's the problem, I won't shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I love it But here's the problem. I won't shut the fuck up. Yeah, I love it.
That's the problem.
I love it.
This last comment, quickly, this last comment comes from Bo Thompson, 8413.
He says, when Andy is president in 2028, will we get real AF episodes from the Oval Office?
Yes.
Bro, that'd be badass.
Yeah.
That'd be so badass.
That's going to be our pipeline of the people. Bro bro that'd be badass yeah yeah so badass that's gonna be our our pipeline of the people bro that'd be fucking sick yeah and not like the fake oval office that
they use like no the real one like the resolute desk yeah fuck yeah bro yeah that'd be fucking
sick though yeah that'd be sick yep i'm excited it's gonna be yeah guys we appreciate you for
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Let me tell you, let's keep this cruise moving.
Headline number two.
Headline number two reads, Springfield, Ohio.
Residents say Haitian migrants crashing cars, spiking insurance, eating ducks from parks.
This is interesting. All right. Let's let's dive into this.
So the government's delivery of roughly 20,000 migrants to Springfield, Ohio, has been a boon for real estate.
Local employers, auto salesmen, merchants and the migrants.
But also an unwanted shock to locals as they try to manage their own community.
The damage was displayed at the August 27th City Commission meeting where voters presented their concerns about the migrants.
Quote, Maybe we should open up a go cart land again so that people can have a chance to learn how to drive without being on these public streets. Longtime resident Jeffrey Allen told the mayor and four other commissioners,
quote, I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something. Anthony Harris,
who describes himself as a local YouTube influencer, hey, that's us, told the council,
quote, these Haitians are running into trash cans. They're running into buildings. They're
flipping cars in the middle of the street. i hate the traffic concerns that you all see mayor rob sue said later in the meeting
um and it's interesting dude because you know one thing specifically um has been this note about
ducks and cats being uh killed hunted and killed by these Haitian illegal migrants.
And the most interesting thing happened.
My ducks would kill them because I raised battle ducks.
Yeah, my ducks are battle ducks.
They're born and bred for action.
I teach them aquatic survival every single day.
I teach them how to march.
I teach them how to bite and attack.
They go right for the balls. Yeah, that's that's it bro you don't fuck with my dogs my ducks will eat you bro they are big too bro i
teach them to go straight after the haitians they're a bunch of little racist ducks i was
wondering why they always got weird around me yeah like i mean unfortunately you know it is what there's some there's some
collateral damage there bro chase me and blake man like what's up
um but the most i always wonder why blake stayed away from there
but the most interesting thing happened man so you know there was all of these uh you know the
city council um some government officials locally they all got on this narrative that
uh there is no such thing happening that ducks are not being decapitated there's pictures of it
no andy no that's that's russian dis, Andy. No, that's Russian disinformation.
Oh, must be AI.
That's not happening.
Okay.
Okay, ducks are not being decapitated and killed and hunted,
and cats are not being hung up and carved by trees.
Dressed in the front yard.
It's not happening, okay? And we know it's true because our city officials told us so but the
problem there's literally pictures there's videos of these things happening
so who do we believe well you don't believe your eyes definitely don't
George Orwell said don't believe your eyes yeah don't do it but thankfully
Elon Musk dropped some truth bombs with an epic tweet about Haiti cannibal gang after billionaire Vinod Khosla tries to deny shocking report on Haitians eating cat in Ohio.
Elon Musk has once again made waves with hard hitting tweets in response to a recent controversy brewing in Springfield, Ohio. The issue allegations that Haitian immigrants overwhelmed by the border crisis
have been engaging in disturbing acts of animal cruelty,
including the consumption of pets and wildlife in the area.
Billionaire Vinod Khosla,
founder of Khosla Ventures attempted to dismiss these troubling reports that
recently surfaced, but Musk fired back with explosive comments.
As reported by the Gateway Pundit,
outraged citizens in Springfield, Ohio,
confronted their city officials during a recent city commission meeting,
accusing them of turning a blind eye to disturbing crimes,
allegedly being committed by Haitian migrants in their town.
Testimonies from local residents were shocking, with one individual claiming to have witnessed
Haitians grabbing up ducks by their necks, decapitating them, and walking off with them
to eat.
So, Vinod, he posted this with that same trigger word that they all have been using.
Weird!
J.D. Vance repeats baseless claim haitian immigrants are
eating pets as ohio officials say there is no evidence there's no evidence of that well elon
musk responded with a body cam clip uh from officers in springfield ohio who was called
uh to this apartment complex let's just watch the clip and let's check out this baseless claim of no evidence.
What did you do?
Why'd you kill the cat?
Smile for me.
Smile, what did you do?
Go like this.
Did you eat that cat?
Did you eat it?
No, why'd you kill it it did you guys see all this no we pulled up and she was just laying there with him did you see her eating it she was eating it yeah
you call the humane society see if they'll come pick those cat up it's deceased
faceless claims yeah no they're all lying listen here's what it is those black people
who they just asked if another black person was eating the cat they were lying because they're
racist it's black on black lives black on black racism which we know is a real thing because dj
i'm the king of it i'm the king of it. I'm the uncle of it.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, here's the most interesting thing.
I mean, it's kind of beautiful, actually.
Not beautiful.
Listen, obviously, ducks and cats.
I mean, I'll draw the line at ducks, cats.
All right.
But it's fucked up.
It's disgusting shit.
Okay.
You would eat a cat?
Yeah.
There must be that Haitian in you.
I eat cat all the time.
Meow.
Meow, meow.
Meow.
But the most interesting thing.
That's stir fry meow, meow right there.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
How do you know?
You don't.
How do you know?
Meow.
Meow.
But there's been a shit ton of memes coming out about this shit that I think is just fucking beautiful.
Epic memes emerge online following reports of cat and bird eating Haitian immigrants in Ohio causing liberals to lose their minds.
And so there's been a bunch a shit ton actually um even the house judiciary committee uh for the gop they posted this on twitter um saying protect our ducks
and kittens in ohio to which to which uh Democrats are losing their fucking minds because of this picture
right here.
Why?
Uh, well, I'll show you why.
Here's Eric Swalwell, swallower of Chinese spies.
Um, here is his reaction, um, to this tweet that he calls out in open.
Check this out.
What in the hell is this?
The chairman tweets protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio because he goes some down, goes down some crazy rabbit hole, completely debunked that aliens are eating pets.
I hope he called him alien. are you okay Mr. Chairman because last year for a very long time
you tweeted
and promoted Kanye West
as he was calling for genocide
against the Jews and you kept it up
and now when we have victims coming here
you're tweeting this nonsense
oh my god
I don't know why you would do this
I hope you're okay
I don't know if the aliens who are eating your ducks are in the room with us right now.
But, Mr. Chairman, this is a serious issue.
These people have loved ones who have been lost.
And you tweeted this.
That was the fakest shit I've ever seen in my life like go to acting class bro if you're
gonna fucking act yeah chinese acting bro
are you okay i hope you're okay are they are the aliens in the room with you now
no they're in ohio eating the fucking ducks asshole yeah yeah no shit um but there's
been a bunch of these uh that have come out uh ai for the for the kind of win i guess on this
check this out save the cats vote for trump uh there's another one here maga cats fight fight
that's pretty funny uh here's another one uh not to worry fbi is handling it they arrest the cats
oh yeah you know what it is the cats are racist for not letting themselves get eaten that's what
it is yeah bro they're they're they're they're hate they're racist against the haitians bro and
they're they're misogynist too because they won't make themselves into a sandwich. I like this one.
Maska.
Make America's cats safe again.
Man, they didn't do Trump very, very solid there, bro. They put an extra 30 on them.
Do you see what's chasing them?
Hey, listen.
These fucking people don't belong here.
No, they don't.
Yeah, and they need to go back where the fuck they came from.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they do. But don't believe your eyes they don't yeah and they need to go back where the fuck they came from yeah they do yeah they do but don't believe your eyes yeah yeah and by the way this is what you get when you you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you try to pretend like
everybody's this good-hearted normal human being who is just like you and they just want they just
want what you have and they want to be safe and this and that and this okay well is it worth your
safety is it worth your safety is it worth
your ability to provide for your family are you going to give up all your comfort for these people
because i can respect that if you're one of those people but the problem is none of these people are
those people right they all voted for this shit because aoc went down and fucking pretended like
there was a bunch of stuff going on at the border. They called it racist. These people are so insecure about being racist that they'll support
anything that says it's not racist. You understand what I'm saying? These people are so afraid of
being called racist because secretly they are. They secretly believe that people that aren't
white or aren't like them are low IQq dumb motherfuckers and they don't want
to expose themselves so any anti-racist narrative even if it hurts them they will support and so
they made up this fake racist narrative about the border which bro why why do we have borders
anywhere then if if it you know like this is a. This is our country. We pay for this country.
The only reason you got a fence on your house.
Correct.
You can front door with a book.
That's right.
And these people have cornered themselves now because now it's admit that you caused a problem and solve it or give up your comfort and give up your safety and give up your ability to survive to prove that you are not a racist human being.
So they're in a corner.
Dude, and that's the crazy thing.
Like, how do you defend this if you're them?
Well, that's my thing.
It's like, you know, this one person who quoted,
maybe we should open up go-kart land again so they can learn.
No.
Maybe we should gather them up and put.
And get them the fuck out.
That's right.
How about that?
Yeah.
But yet you want to spend more tax dollars so that we could teach them how to fucking drive on a go-kart.
Like, that's your solution, a go-kart track.
How about we go-kart their ass the fuck out of this country?
That's right.
I mean, like, dude, it makes no, like, listen.
If you have, everybody has it.
Hey, listen, this Jeffrey Allen, is that the guy, the video with the guy?
A different guy?
Okay.
You know, but like, it makes, like, to me it's no different like you have a house you have a front door in
your house you have a lock on your front door you have a system why do you have a lock on your front
door to keep people out of your what are you racist well no i mean i just want to be safe
right what do you what do you what you don't yeah you don't want people to come in your house
like it's so funny dude how these people who vote for this shit because it's like karma really like we're at a point now where you know the people who vote democrat
are either very very very low income people in the inner cities or they're upper middle class
white voters or they are elite billionaire white voters the elite billionaire white voters don't give a fuck
because it's never going to touch them.
Right, and that's the problem I have with it.
Okay, but here's the thing.
It's karma, dude,
because the inner city black community
who have voted for this shit
just because someone screamed racism
without digging into it
are now having to deal with these people
in their neighborhood.
They don't like it.
No.
Okay.
And then the upper middle class white women are starting to get harassed and they're starting
to have things happen to them.
And they're starting to realize, oh shit, this is a problem because they voted for it.
Right.
So until it touches people, until it affects their lives, they are all idealistic and they
are all about it.
But all these people are liars and frauds because if they really stood for what they
voted for and what they say they stood for, they'd welcome these people into their homes,
which they are not doing.
Well, I forget the guy's name, but he did a street interview.
He goes on the street.
Yeah.
He went up to people and was like, hey, are you for or against immigration?
Oh, I'm definitely for it. I was like, okay, well, how many people
can you house? Yeah. Oh, well, no,
I can't house anybody. That's right.
No, don't change it. And that's my only
issue with this. Yeah, it definitely is karma,
but here's the problem.
I'm having to suffer for your karma.
Yeah. And maybe not today, but it's fucking
coming. Yeah. It's coming. And the
problem is if it was just them that had
to deal with that karma, okay, cool. The problem is that the shit is not just gonna stop in the inner cities
no it's not just gonna stop in the world it's not just gonna stop in fucking el paso it's going to
expand and fucking ripple out over the entire fucking country yeah and these people are in
for a rude awakening because they think they're going to be able to go out in their front yard
and negotiate with these people these people will break in your house and take your shit and rape your daughters and not give two fucks about it.
I am the captain.
You don't fucking get it.
And, dude, a lot of these people, they're going to have to learn the hard way.
And we're going to have to get back to we are Americans and they are not.
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, left, right, straight, gay, whatever.
We are Americans.
They are not.
This is for Americans. this is not for them
their country is called this it's haiti or it's over in africa or it's in south america or it's
in fucking asia and they got a country okay this isn't the motherfucking homeless shelter for
everybody's fucking shit bags sorry well what do you you know they're shit bags? Well, why don't their own countries want them?
Right.
It's very simple.
It's very simple.
You know, for anybody that's pro-immigration,
if they somehow listen to this show,
tonight, when you guys go to sleep,
I want you to leave your front door,
your back door, and your windows wide the fuck open.
Wide open.
Leave them open.
Oh, no, I wouldn't do that.
Now, why the fuck would we leave
our border like that dude listen these people are liars they're they're they're ideal they're
ideological liars they they it's like when uh aaron elmore was on the show we were talking to
her and she said they're trying to out liberal each other avert to each other that's what they're
doing they're trying to out virtue signal each other and Out-virtue each other. That's what they're doing. They're trying to out-virtue signal each other,
and they're the biggest liars in the country
because they will not do any of the shit that they vote for.
You're not housing these people.
You're not feeding them your cat.
You're not leaving their doors open.
Yeah.
Like, bro, you guys are liars,
and you need to quit voting for this shit
because now it's going to fuck up your shit.
Do you remember, like, three,
it was probably three years ago, four years ago, when I was saying, hey, look what's going to fuck up your shit. Do you remember like three, it was probably three years ago,
four years ago when I was saying,
Hey,
look what's going on in Europe.
You're going to want these,
these people are going to come in here and they're going to rape your daughters and they're going to fucking rape you.
And they're going to,
how many fucking rapes have we heard of?
How many murders have we heard of?
I told us too many.
Listen,
bro,
I told people what was going to happen and now it's happening much like
almost everything we've said on the show. Like, dude dude i don't fucking miss guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in
the comments what you guys think about this uh with that being said let's get to our third and
final headline headline number three uh headline number three i get tired of telling people all
the shit bro like and and it happening and like i told you this last night. We recorded a whole show yesterday, and we didn't air it because I got so pissed off.
Because, dude, I feel like I have to come on here every day and just be like, I fucking told you this already.
I told you this already.
I told you this already.
It's so frustrating for me and you to be able to see what the fuck is going on, tell people what's going on,
and then have them sit there and wait for it to happen
until they're like, oh, you're fucking right.
At what point in time are we going to start being like,
damn, all right, well, that makes a lot of sense.
We should fucking do something about that.
It's because people keep waiting for someone to ride in
and lead them when they are the leader.
Like you are the leader, bro.
It's you.
You see what's going on.
You think that I'm going to come in and save.
I'm not coming to your fucking neighborhood to save your shit.
You understand what's going on.
You're choosing to stay quiet.
You see what I'm saying?
We have people that could lead, but they won't lead because they think someone else is leading. You know what i'm saying we have in it we have we have people that could lead but they won't lead
because they think someone else is leading you know what i'm saying yeah they're waiting on it
what do you what do you what do you want somebody to do you want somebody to ride into your
neighborhood and fix all your shit for you of course you do that's not how it works that's
why we're here yeah yeah that is that's why we're fucking here man well guys let's get to our third and final headline
headline number three our headline three reads georgia school got even earlier warning about
colt gray before deadly shooting mom says let's dive into this the mother of georgia school
shooting suspect colt gray claimed that teachers had noticed her son was making references to
violence at the school even before she called to warn administrators about him.
Quote, The counselor said, I wanted to let you know that earlier this morning, one of Colt's teachers had sent me an email saying Colt had been making references to school shootings.
Marcy Gray told ABC News in a video interview from a home authority said Colt Gray opened fire about 30 minutes after his mother's warnings.
The school said resource officers tried to track down Colt, but stopped a different student instead.
Now, speaking of the two students and two teachers killed in the massacre, Marcy Gray told the network during the emotional interview.
If quote, if I could have taken their place, I would.
I would in a heartbeat.
Between my gut feelings, the text messages, now this email, you need to, like, run to the classroom, she said.
That's what she told the school.
30 minutes before he started shooting.
30 minutes before. And so another update in the situation, Georgia school shooting suspect Colt Gray's dad called him a sissy and bought him an AR-15 to toughen him up, relatives say.
The father of accused Georgia school shooter Colt Gray believed that his 14 year old son was too gentle and bought him the AR-15 style rifle in an attempt to, quote, toughen him up, a relative claims.
Colin Gray gave his troubled son,
the assault rifle for Christmas,
the weapon that Colt ended up using in last Wednesday's bloodbath at
Appalachee high school that left two teens and two teachers dead.
Authorities have said,
but it was the way Colin spoke to his son that raised the eyebrows of
concerned family members.
Quote,
he would call Colt names to his face.
It says a relative of colt's
mother marcy uh quote names that no boy wants to hear sissy pussy bitch just names that were meant
to break him down and emasculate him the relative addict quote colin always thought that colt was
too gentle and tender that's why i believe he gave him the rifle. Now, with all that being said, another report comes out now,
almost a week after that incident,
that the Georgia gunman Colt Gray was ridiculed and called gay by bullies at
the school.
Details continue to flood in about the troubled life of Colt Gray,
the 14-year-old accused of killing four of his teachers and classmates in a
mass shooting at Georgia High School on Wednesday.
The teen's dad, 54-year-old Colin Gray, told officers in an interview last year that his son was often picked on by bullies who touch him, pinch him and taunt him.
Quote, Colt's gay.
His father said they would call out the elder gray's interview with police came just after his son
threatened to shoot up his middle school last year and a post shared on the messaging app discord
quote he's going through a lot his dad said to a deputy at the time according to a police
transcript obtained by the daily beast quote he just wants us to have a simple life it was very
difficult for him to go to school and not get picked on. The teen's dad said Colt's bullies, quote, ridiculed him day after day.
The father added, I worry about him in school.
And, you know, what would ever happen?
Colt Gray, who will be prosecuted as an adult, faces four counts of felony murder with additional charges still pending. Colin Gray, the father, has been charged and arrested with involuntary manslaughter, two
counts of second degree murder and eight counts of cruelty to children, which could send him
away for as long as 180 years under Georgia law.
Andy, what do we got on all this?
You know, I don't know.
It sounds like he had a shitty dad.
Lots of people have shitty dads.
Lots of people have dads that do fucked up shit.
Lots of people have stepdads that do fucked up shit.
Call them names and fucking threaten them and bully them.
And, you know, I mean, this is not, you know, unfortunately, you know, this is not rare.
There's lots of shitty people that shouldn't have kids.
And, you know, i can empathize with
that um but those a lot of those most of those people don't go shoot other people or shoot up
schools or kill innocent people and all this and like you know this kid deserves the fucking wood
chipper bro like he just does he fucking killed four innocent people i don't really give a fuck
why he did it or what happened to him or who called him names.
I don't care.
There's been all kinds of things that have happened to me that I could fucking.
In fact, I don't even talk about a lot of the shit that's happened to me because I don't want to sound like a fucking bitch.
Okay.
We could go down the roster of everybody in this building.
There's 400 people here.
And we could ask them about all the shittiest shit that they've had.
And we'd have a long list of shitty shit that's happened to them. And a lot of it would come from
parents. Okay. Uh, still doesn't excuse what he did. I, you know, it's not the father's quote
unquote fault. Uh, you know, the kid fucking snapped and fucking, it is what it is. You know,
now should the father be held accountable i don't know maybe i
don't know what the fuck he did uh but at the end of the day bro we live in a country where
people are responsible for their individual actions and it shouldn't matter why you know
we talk so much about why things happen we talk so you know we we empathize with criminals and
we give them excuses and we make outs and we talk about the trauma and we talk about what about the trauma of all those families that just lost four innocent people because this kid was a fucking douchebag.
What about their trauma?
Yeah, no shit.
What about the fact that, you know, four families are pretty much ruined because of what this this kid did?
Like and we have all these people trying to drum up sympathy
for this kid this kid's a piece of and sorry to like i don't believe listen i'm not one of
these idealistic people like i don't believe in people that are bad people like i don't look at
people and say oh well i'm sure they could be a good person i don't do that like i look at people
for what the they are that's a bad kid and that's a bad parent and
You know whatever needs to happen happen like dude real talk in my America
That kid would be at publicly executed for what he did
I and and not not hung and not shot
Like he would be dismembered and the reason for that is so that other people knew that when you shoot up a school
That's what would happen to you and people would stop shooting up schools you know unfortunately we we live in a
time in history where people haven't been held accountable publicly because we have all these
soft hearts and all these people that say it's cruelty and shit no shit it's supposed to be cruel
it's supposed to be cruel for 12 000 years people have been publicly dealt with to keep people from doing fucked up shit
this is no different and just because it's been a hundred years since we've really had that
doesn't mean that it doesn't work and and that's if we want to if we want to restore civility in
this country violent criminals that do things like shoot up schools that murder people that
rape people and do this
shit should be dealt with publicly in a very harsh way and if you do that crime will go down i don't
i don't really understand how how people can't understand that argument and i don't it's not
cruel what's cruel is what happens to the victims and nobody talks about that no they don't care
nobody talks about that and i think too man like i don't know i mean i think we talked about this with uh duke you know like like there is there like i mean people may not like this but
it's the fucking truth there is a there is a great benefit to getting bullied because it gives you
two fucking options you could either become something that you don't want to get bullied
for anymore you become fucking better you can rise You can rise up. You can get better.
You can do some crazy cool shit, right?
Or you have the other option where you succumb to that shit.
Bro.
And you end up doing what the fuck this dude just did.
I got bullied my whole life.
Dude, I was bullied.
Until I got to be probably a freshman in high school,
I was bullied my entire fucking life.
And then I was bullied in high school. But the difference between high school, I got bigger in everybody fucking life. And then I was bullied in high school,
but the difference between high school,
I got bigger than everybody,
and I started beating people's asses.
100%.
Yeah, and like, dude, once I beat a couple asses,
guess what happened?
Bullying stopped.
It did stop.
And not only did it stop,
I became somebody that other people looked up to
because I stood up for people that got fucked with.
No, dude, same exact thing.
A lot of people may not know this.
I used to be a dancer.
Yeah, I know that.
You know that. Twinkle toes DJj no but like like like legitimately like
classically trained in dancing you know i'm saying i had scholarships and all this shit
yeah formed and all like i mean i was and i was pretty decent yeah um and i was like i think i
was right in the middle school like seventh eighth grade man one of the production managers i will
never forget her fucking name or name i'll say her name she's dead now i believe at least maybe
well it's probably because of karma.
Probably.
Because she called you fat.
Yeah, she said I would never make it as a professional dancer
because I started picking up some weight.
Well, you should have stuck with it because now being fat's awesome.
You get a pass to the front.
You'd be on fucking Broadway right now, bro.
Yeah, no shit.
It's healthy.
No, then I'd be on the fucking magazine saying this shit's healthy.
It's not good. No, man, but I took that fucking pain. Like, that shit hurt.'s healthy. No, then I'll be on the fucking magazine saying this shit's healthy. It's not good.
No, man, but I took that fucking pain.
Like, that shit hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
You tell an 11-year-old little kid that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But I took that.
Yeah.
And I fucking went to the football field and started laying motherfuckers out.
Yeah.
And I put her face on every fucking opponent that I had, and I fucking dominated this shit.
Yeah.
I didn't have to shoot up a fucking school.
Listen, dude.
Bullying.
There's a place for it. there is a place for it bullying and shaming prevent behavior that is
not acceptable in civilization right that's it and like an accountability and dude real talk
people don't understand this men operate on a pecking order of violence that's just fucking
reality perceived perceived potential
violence correct yeah like when i'm talking to another man i automatically know and it doesn't
matter if it's someone who's five seven or someone who's six eight i know that if i say the wrong
thing there's potential for violent confrontation that means there's an amongst most men that are above the age of
probably 30 there is a natural respect to other men and the reason we have that natural respect
to other men is because we know that if we say the wrong thing we might have to violently have
a confrontation which doesn't mean we're going to lose right but like nobody likes to have a
violent confrontation unless you're totally fucked in the brain it's not that fun yeah it's just coming down to how
bad you want to fucking say it correct and and dude this is why and this is reality how bad you
don't hold on this is why you have so many women start all these fights with men because women
don't live in that same structure so when they start running their mouths and all this then they
pull some dude into the fight and honestly dude this is a big problem in the black community this is why a lot of black dudes get fucking killed because the the
women start the shit and then the black guys end up getting shot for it but we see this in all areas
of society they're the women have no structure about they have no fear of violence because
violence has never been bestowed on them in that way and all men they have restraint with what they
say and what they do because they understand like fuck dude all right i i'm pissed at this dude but am i pissed enough
to get in a fight or am i pissed enough to get shot right am i pissed enough to where i have to
handle this you know meaning physically and we think about those things and and women don't think
about those things they don't think about it and neither neither do these young men. These younger men who are under 25 years old.
They,
they,
when I was growing up,
you,
you got in fistfights.
And then that was that like you went out in the parking lot and you fucking fought it out.
And that was that bro.
And sometimes most of the time you ended up with respect for the other person.
You're like,
are you good?
I'm good.
And then you went on and,
and,
and,
uh,
a hierarchy bond.
Yeah, bro. A bond is formed through that. And then you went on. And a hierarchy bond.
Yeah, bro.
A bond is formed through that.
And, you know, we lost something in society when people started getting arrested for simple fist fighting.
Just being real.
100%, man.
And I'll say this, too.
You don't feed into the fucking, you know, like, you're being bullied because allegedly
they called you gay.
You know. Everybody gets called gay i'm just saying but like dyeing your hair fucking yellow yellow probably doesn't help that well i mean dude but these kids are i know bro remember
what these kids are told they're told growing up listen man this is the whole problem these kids are told growing up things that are
not true about society they aren't told the reality they aren't told hey man the world sucks
and people are mean and they're not going to fucking like you no matter how perfect you
present yourself to be you can be jacked you could be tan you could be wealthy you could have all
your shit together and there's going to be people that just fucking hate you. You grow your hair yellow.
They're going to hate you.
You shave your head.
They're going to hate you.
You fucking, you're a little too fat.
They're going to talk shit.
The world talks shit no matter what.
Right?
And you have to develop a thick enough skin to operate in the world.
And so they tell these kids growing up that.
It's not like that.
Yeah, that's right.
They tell these kids growing up that you could be whatever you want. You can wear whatever you want. You could be a girl.
You could be a boy. You could grow your hair. You could color it this way. You could wear a blue.
You could wear a pink. You can get 500 piercings in your fucking face. You get your face tattooed.
And if the world treats you wrong, then it's the world's fault. While that might be true that the
world's fault, that doesn't prepare the young person for the reality that the world's fault while that might be true that the the world's fault that doesn't prepare the
young person for the reality that the world is a very harsh place so when the person gets out into
the real world which our first experience typically of this is in high school we find out real quick
what's acceptable and what's not you know what i mean so like dude the parents and the teachers
are telling these kids idealistic shit that isn't
true about the world this is the same reason why kids that come out of high school or come out of
college are ineffective in the workforce they come in they have this dream about you know i'm gonna
get a job and i'm gonna make a million dollars a fucking year tomorrow. And, you know, then they come in.
They're ineffective.
They think it's supposed to be, you know, this easy thing where they show up at fucking nine and they leave at four and they make a gazillion dollars.
And they don't have to really contribute.
They just have to show up.
Like these, the world will stomp on your fucking throat dude, and we need to be teaching our kids and
Preparing our kids for that not preparing our kids for this utopia that doesn't exist
That when they find out it doesn't exist they snap and go crazy, which is what happened here in my opinion Yeah, honestly, I'm starting even think a little bit more to on the dad, bro
Cuz I mean fuck like you got you got a son, you know, I don't know if this is his only son or what?
But fuck I mean he's getting bullied for being gay yeah let's try to toughen him up you know i'm not i'm not i don't
even you know i'm saying maybe that wasn't buying a gun buying a gun doesn't make someone tough
no i'm saying but like i mean he's taking them hunting and shit like you know i'm saying yeah
well i mean is the kid is the kid gay i'm just saying like is this dad did this dad have a gay
kid and now he's like being a fucking dick? Trying to beat the gay out of him?
Yeah, that's right.
Like, bro, you know, like, look, man, you know, who knows?
But it doesn't matter.
That's the point.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
He killed him because he had something going on.
Bro, fuck that kid.
He needs to go in the fucking wood chipper for real.
That's real, man.
That's real, guys. That's real, guys.
Oh, my fucking, bro, listen.
And I guarantee you there's people right now that are like, oh, sounds like someone who grew up with a perfect family.
Listen, dude.
There's a lot of shit in everybody's family.
Okay?
Not everybody wants to go and fucking tell their whole fucking story about their fucking family because they don't want to embarrass people they don't want to fucking you know sound like they're crying or
making excuses we could find a fucking shit wrong with everybody's fucking family no that i'm talking
about don't change it shit's already happened bro you got to deal with there's dude there's
fucking five dudes i'm looking at in this room they got harder family stories than that guy you know i'm saying this guy's full like fuck this guy yeah yeah guys jumping on this conversation
let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh with that being said let's get to our
final segment of the show andy thumbs up or dumb as fuck um this is where we bring a headline and
we talk about it to get one of those two options now Andy early days of business
You used to work at a bar. Mm-hmm, right?
You used to work at a bar, you know I'm saying you'd have to work to make kind of help make ends meet and shit and
Fund the business right? Did you guys have any special like shot rituals or anything you go fuck? Yeah, bro. Yeah shots
Yeah, yeah, bro. All kinds like any any any special one off the top?
Well, the the house shot the one that we all did, was just Rupplements.
Ooh, Rupplements.
Yeah, but then Willie had this one.
It was called Slick Willie.
Okay.
We all had our own.
We had this thing called a Sunday special, which was Smirnoff Ice with flavored vodka.
Yeah.
Huh?
That sounds...
It'll fucking cure a hangover vodka. Yeah. Huh? That sounds. It'll fucking cure a hangover immediately.
Yeah.
We have one.
I work in the bar industry as well.
We have one.
It's called the last call shot.
Yeah.
So like, you know, those junk guys that come up at the end.
You give them the bar mat.
Give them the fucking bar mat.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I know about that.
Yeah.
So we had that.
Yeah.
But this is an interesting story about the bar scene.
Yeah.
We had that special one called the Vizine.
You know, when dudes were being smart ass,
we put a couple drops of Vizine in their shot and they were gone
because they shit their pants.
Bro, that's so bad.
No, it's not.
Don't be an asshole with people fucking with your drinks and your food.
That's true.
That's true.
That's rule number one.
I agree with that rule.
It's already a hard job as it is, bro. Treat these people with fucking respect. I agree. I agree with that rule. It's already a hard job as it is, bro.
Treat these people with fucking respect.
I agree.
I agree, but let's check out this thumbs up,
because this is a very interesting story at a bar.
The headline reads,
Bartender knocks woman out with a vicious slap during a hurricane shot.
Wait, is this that same thing that we covered back in,
is this from Florida, where they were back in as if some florida where they
they were doing that shot where they smacked a dude in the fucking face no this is another one
this is a different one a different one all right different hurricane slap so uh why go out to the
bar for just drinks when you can have the bartender throw water in your face and slap you like you
insulted their mother it's a question people are asking themselves on a regular basis. The hurricane shot, which combines everyone's favorite things into one shot, has become a good
way to get some views on social media. You take your shot, have the bartender throw some water
in your face, then slap you. It's a simple equation for a good time out of the bar and
for eyeballs on the internet. What could possibly go wrong when a bartender is
slapping around the customers well i'll tell you the bartender could be packing a strong enough
pimp slap to knock folks unconscious that happened at an unknown bar to one woman who decided she
wanted an assault chaser with her shot she pounds the drinks uh takes the water to the face right
on cue then receives a vicious slap that sends her into next week.
Don't worry, the guy recording the video didn't stop the video to catch her.
He let the camera roll as he lied to the woman and made sure she didn't fall to the ground.
He can be heard telling the KO'd woman, you're OK, several times as he catches her and saves her from further damage.
Here is the clip.
You're okay.
You're okay.
Did I just knock her out?
Come here.
She is out.
Is that the woman that knocked her out?
Yeah.
That said, did I just knock her out?
Bro, she hit her with the heel of her hand.
Watch it.
I mean, that's not a friendly bar slap.
Did I just knock her out?
Oh, did I knock her out? Bitch, Did I just knock her out? Oh, did I knock her out?
Bitch, you tried to knock her out.
Oh, man.
Who's paying for this shit?
I mean, listen.
Here's what happened.
Make sure you tip your bartender.
What do you think happened here?
Why do you think she slapped her so hard?
I don't know.
Yeah, you do.
Everybody knows.
Okay. She was probably, I don't know yeah you do everybody knows she okay she was probably i don't know everybody fucking knows she's been a bitch nope she's cute she's cute and the bartender wasn't cute that's what the fuck that's about
letting a little 100 i could see we all know that i could see that listen dude women are vicious
that's true you know women like we said when duke was here they're the kind of women will tell another woman that they look
great when they look like just so they look better because this is gorlock in the video
yeah of course she has four chins yeah yeah of course you did you hulk
wait let me see if i can
yeah she did that on purpose bro she hit that bitch extra hard just because she was hot and the other one ain't that's what the fuck that happened there i guarantee it
and now she's shitting her pants because she's like oh fuck this gonna be on the internet i'm
getting arrested yeah what we got with this man you know i listen i don't want to get slapped i don't think well
listen i think if you're fucking stupid enough to pay someone for a shot and then to slap you you
fucking roll the dice on what you get i don't think she should get in trouble i'm just saying
she went extra hard because of what i said oh that's definitely's definitely true. But like, you know, if you're dumb enough
to pay for it,
you get what you get.
You know?
Knock the fuck out.
That's my bike.
Yeah.
I don't know shit.
I think of that,
it's kind of like our bike.
Yeah, right.
No, that's my bike.
That's mine.
Yeah, I mean,
make sure you tip
your bartenders, guys.
Yep.
And don't be too hot.
And don't be better looking than that.
Yo, guys, Andy, that is all I got.
All right, guys.
Don't be a hoe.
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