REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 785. Andy & DJ CTI: Top Agents Were Kept In The Dark About Trump Assassination Attempt, Biden-Harris DOJ Sues Visa Over Alleged Debit Card Monopoly & Diddy's Lawyer Explains Baby Oil Bottles

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss top agents in Pittsburgh being kept in the dark on credible threats ahead of the Butler rally, the DOJ suing Visa over alleged debit card monopoly, and Diddy's lawyer explaining why his client had so many bottles of baby oil.

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yeah all right let's get into it man i wanted to bring this up. This video, this clip's actually going mega viral right now. And it's fucking awesome. And not awesome for the reason I think most people look at it. But let's check it out. Outraged Trump supporting mom confronts and blasts school for forcing 17-year-old to register to vote Democrat without her consent. Claiming Trump win would doom black people. This is crazy. This is crazy. But I love this video. I absolutely love it. So let's dive into this a little bit. A mother in Pittsburgh is furious after her 17 year old daughter was pulled out of class and told to register to vote without her consent to

make matters worse the school's staff allegedly pushed a blatant political agenda suggesting that quote if donald trump was elected black people would be doomed in a now viral tiktok video k montana shared the distressing experience her daughter nyla went through claiming quote pittsburgh public schools not only registered her to vote without her permission but was also subjected to political indoctrination quote my 17 year old daughter was pulled out of class and told she needed to register to vote not only was she told how to register she was told who she should vote for k said in in her uh viral video now the clips is like six almost seven minutes long so we won't watch the whole thing so let's check this clip out because i'm pissed right now okay so yesterday you pulled my daughter out of class and you told

her that it was mandatory for her to vote no i didn't say it was mandatory so that's what she told me these are her words that she said it was mandatory that she votes no ma'am but go ahead finish telling me okay and that you projected your fears and insecurities on her telling her if donald trump was elected black people would be doomed. Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am. So let me say this. I am a minority inspector. Okay. For 1016. And you know, as a minority inspector, you never, ever, ever discuss politics or your beliefs or anything like that.

So can we call my daughter down here? Because at this point, you're making it like she's a complete liar. My daughter had never told me someone said anything such to her like no ma'am so this is what happened we were i did call her down to register to vote because we're registering all the 18 year olds to vote she's not 18 she's 17 yeah but she turns 18 before the election yeah but i could have took my daughter to register her to vote i did not ask for y'all to register my daughter to vote. I have not even spoke to her about the election yet.

And I am not a Harris supporter. I am a Trump supporter. Yes, ma'am. So for you to tell her anything and it's like now you're saying she's lying. So now I want her to come down here. Listen, I'm not saying your daughter's lying. What I'm saying is, is that I did call her into my office. I did raise to her to vote.

We did have a conversation about it. She did ask me about Trump. She did ask me about Harris. So we started a conversation about, you know, what's going on. I wasn't projecting. Two seconds ago, she said, as a minority inspector, we're not allowed to ever, ever, ever, ever talk about our beliefs in politics. Am I the only one that heard that? I heard that.

Okay. Continue. She also don't want to call her daughter down. No, because she's totally lying. She's lying, bro. She's caught. Yeah. I wasn't projecting anything on her.

I was just talking about things that are going on in the world. Yeah. Did you tell her about the border being unsecure? So did you tell her about all the illegal criminals that's in this country right now? So we did have a conversation about the border and we did talk about the border policies and all of that. We did have a conversation about everything. So let me just say this. I apologize to you for offending you because that

was not my intentions i was not trying to project any of my political beliefs on your daughter or anything like that that's why i don't know why the conversation was head with consent forms that i sent i was okay with my daughter being registered to vote in school. She's still 17 years old. So what consent forms were signed for that? None. Because there really isn't any. You know, we just raised our students to vote here. At every high school, they're raising students to vote.

But she's still not 18. She has until the 21st of October, I believe, to register. And her birthday is on the 5th. Right. So we are permitted to raise to all students whose birthday happens on the 5th right so we are permitted to register all students whose birthday is but that happens by the 5th because that's the date of the election completely fucking lying and the mom even submitted uh some screenshots of the text messages going back and forth with her daughter nyla um where her daughter sent her uh saying

quote they made me register to vote today i didn't't want it, but they forced me. I said, I'll do it another time. But then she told me I had no choice, which I think is a lie. I'm not even 18 yet, to which the mom replied. Who made you and what party did you choose? It was a she and Democrat. Quote, did they tell you to pick that? And who was the lady? I forgot her name. I found out tomorrow. And yeah, basically she kept saying how it'll be bad if I pick Trump because of what he was doing to the Mexicans and stuff. I wasn't really paying her no mind. Where was this lady at your school? Where? Yes, my school. She pulled me out of class to register. I asked to do it another time. And she said, I really couldn't. Yeah and uh they go on and says uh uh the mom

says quote i'm pissed she had no right to fill your head up with lies and choose what party you are registering for i am your mother and i will talk to you about what you won't even be 18 until the fifth uh she yeah she was definitely telling me all this bad stuff about trump saying us blacks are doomed and gonna be done if they let Trump back in. And I'm like, ma'am, please. And I know that that's what I said. She said I had no choice but to do it at the time to which the mom finally replied. I'm calling up there tomorrow.

This is total disrespect. If we vote Kamala, we are doomed. She really tried to fill your head with lies. I fucking love this. Yeah, I love it's weird that any school administrator would do that right like i mean they've only been indoctrinating kids since they were three telling white kids that they're evil for being white telling black kids they have no chance because they're black and the systematic racism. And then you have a white principal or whatever this lady is telling a black minority inspector who's a white minority inspector who's telling a black family that if you don't vote for Kamala, you're doomed.

What does that sound like to you? It sounds kind of racist. Just a little bit. You can't think for yourself so you better listen to me because i know dude and it's crazy because like i mean you know i remember in middle school uh you know they had this thing every year during the elections and shit um it was like kids vote or whatever like they did like mock elections and like you know they showed you how to vote and like set up you know fake ballots and shit like that like i remember that but like even i remember like even then you know it's just like the regular election

with fake ballots and shit exactly yeah right but like even then like our teachers like yeah man you guys should vote democrat it was always indoctrinated yeah of course you know i'm saying but like you're making this 17 year old go through some legal shit that like you have no right to do you know at the end of there like that's the parent's choice, man. And I applaud this mother. I think she's fucking awesome. Oh, yeah. Dude, she's killing it. We need way more of that. And I feel like this is actually, like, happening a lot more than people are aware of.

If you watch the whole clip at the end, she's like, I'm calling the news. Yeah. And she's like, okay. Like, dude. Dude, it's fucked up, man. Hey, man, this is happening every day. This is happening in every school. This has been happening in every school since these kids were old enough to comprehend and understand and communicate.

They've been told, and not just black kids, white kids too, they've been told, you vote Democrat. If you vote anything but Democrat, you're a racist. Okay? And that's what they tell these kids. They tell the white kids that. They tell the black kids, if you don't vote Democrat, you're trading your own race in right and you know they we have grown adults literally social pressuring little kids to feel a certain way about life um that is based on the adult's perspective and not based on the children's uh own thoughts or critical thinking or perspective uh or the family's perspective

and this is what's been going on for years so i mean it's not surprising to me it's i'm glad she got this on camera but guys this happens every day and you know that it's happening at your kids school too um it happened to you guys if you look back and remember how they do this. The schools today are not about education. They're not about teaching how to think. Are there good teachers? Sure. But those good teachers are few and far between compared to the people who think that being a teacher makes you an activist for a certain political cause or party and we're supposed to teach our kids how to do math how to operate in life how to be able to run uh finances which we

don't teach very very much at all read right yeah how to function as a high performing person in society and we don't do that we teach them how to be robots we teach them how to be dependent we teach them not how to think but what to think and uh you know this is why when trump says the department of education needs to be reworked and disbanded and rebuilt i agree with him yeah bro i'm gonna i'm gonna see if i can sign up for uh to be a a uh majority inspector yeah and i'm gonna go to these schools and tell little white kids and they gotta vote for Trump where they're doing Look at Billy. Yeah It's just it's insane it's insane that these people Think that they have more say over people's children than the people have themselves

We see this happening with the gender ideology. We see this happening with politics. We see this happening with all sorts of social initiatives and it's not okay. All right. It's not okay. It's not okay for grown adults to manipulate little children into being what they want them to be. This is why people get so pissed off about all this shit that's going on with the gender ideology and the books that are being removed. You know, I see a lot of leftists complaining or saying the right wing is just like Hitler. They're removing books. Do you know what books they're removing? Which ones are they doing it?

Yeah, they're removing the books that are legitimately way out of line for any small child to be reading or have read to them. These are books about sexual situations. And look, man, kids aren't supposed to be groomed in that manner. They're not supposed to be taught these things when they're little kids. And these people are forcing these adult issues on these little kids. And essentially,

you know, not just indoctrinating them but but stealing their childhood you know like like the innocence of being a child man like when i was a kid where i'll ride my bike i'm outside playing gi joe and fucking baseball and shit i'm not worried about sexuality and gender shit now we have these grown teachers who are clearly mentally ill, pushing their own ideology, their social ideology, their gender ideology onto little bitty children, little bitty kids. That's not appropriate. Well, see, the difference is like, and I'm sure, you know, Andy, when you were a little

kid, you're running around, you may have found and stumbled upon a Playboy magazine or something. That's at home though. And like you were able to, you know what I'm saying? Your dad caught you. Mom caught you. You were able to handle that there. That's a family issue. You wasn't being given fucking these fucking magazines and shit in school by a fucking teacher.

Yeah. That's a difference. Or little animated Playboys, which is what the fuck these books are. Which is what they are, bro. Yeah. And they are animated because they have illustrations of this shit. Bro, listen. Ten years ago, these people would be put in jail for child pornography.

And, you know, it's insane. I don't see the difference, man. I don't either. I don't see the difference. And I think people are getting pissed. And it's not just a certain group of people that are getting pissed. These teachers are way out over their skis. They're out of fucking control.

Like I said, are there great teachers? Sure. But there is a big group of teachers who are way out of control with what they believe about the children and the responsibility of what they're teaching to the children. And when we look at these teachers,

we have to realize that these teachers are communist they are communist teachers communist ideology has infiltrated our schools to the point where a whole bunch of programs are now considered normal in our schools which are highly abnormal all right um yeah it's crazy man yeah it's fucking nuts dude out to this mom and they need to change that fucking position minority inspector you're inspecting minorities that sounds racist as fuck bro come on she takes it as a badge i'm the minority inspector the term minority slash majority is just a divisive term anyway right we should be referring to each other as americans we are americans it doesn't matter if there's this many white people or this many black people or this many asian people who gives a fuck you're fucking american dude that's the whole point you know it's crazy guys jump on this

conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh with that being said man let's get to our headlines got a lot of shit out here today, man. Really? I got a lot. Let's dive into it. Headline number one. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You can find them linked there. Headline number one.

Top secret service agent in Pittsburgh says he was kept in dark on credible threat ahead of Butler rally. There is still a lot of fucking updates coming out of this and i think it's important to cover it because i mean it just kind of solidifies our thoughts and theories yeah and it's being memory hole by most of the news most of the news yeah most of the news so the the secret service special agent in charge of the pittsburgh field office was not informed of credible threats to former President Trump ahead of his July 13th outdoor rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, and detailed in handwritten notes

that they didn't learn about the threats until after the assassination attempt when they saw it on television. In a preliminary report on the July 13th assassination attempt on Trump released on Wednesday by the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, top senators listed several key failures of the Secret Service. Quote, Why am I hearing that there were threats to the site on TV? The special agent in charge of the Pittsburgh office wrote in a handwritten note after the attempt. Quote, How can the special agent in charge of our field office not know about any threats? And why did they feel that only one part of special operations divisions was sufficient to cover it instead of the entire package? The note continued.

Now, what is he talking about? Well, he's talking about this. The fact that this headline reads lead secret service agent and Trump's Butler rally knew of credible intelligence of threat, but didn't raise alarm. The lead agent at the rally knew there was a credible threat on Trump's life that day and said nothing about it. Said nothing about it. Not only did he not inform the special agent in charge, he didn't informed the other key position decision makers in the details. And they're not releasing this person's name. This guy who knew the credible information, they're not releasing his name, not saying anything about it. And to my knowledge, at the time of this recording, he has not been fired or any disciplinary action.

Right. And in fact, they're all just jumbling around responsibility. It's pretty interesting. Despite the damning findings, the lead agent and 11 other members of the Secret Service interviewed by investigators refused to accept responsibility for any of the numerous security failures identified in the report. Now, on to the second attempted assassination. There's new updates in that Judge Eileen Cannon to preside over trial of Ryan Roth and attempted assassination of Trump case. So the same judge who threw out the bullshit case with the classified docs and all of that stuff in Florida. She's overseeing this trial. Florida Judge Eileen Cannon, a Trump appointee who presided over the Biden-Harris DOJ's prosecution of Donald Trump in the classified documents case, will preside over the trial of Ryan Roth, who is now charged with attempted assassination. So previously there was just two charges. They've now added on the attempted assassination charge, which is great to hear.

So that's another update and other news going on with our leaders of the world. Do you see Biden go on The View? No, but before we get into this, I got to say something about this. So the special agent in charge was not informed by the lead agent on site that there was a credible threat. Right. All right. Now, we've been talking about this since, obviously, it happened over and over and over again now we've both agreed and a lot of other people agree with us that someone had to have allowed

this to happen both times both at Butler and at Trump International so it's interesting to me that this person has not been named, has not been disciplined, and to our knowledge, has not been removed from any sort of duties. Why, if we were connecting the dots and speculating on why that would be, what would the only logical conclusion be that they didn't remove this person, haven't named this person, and haven't taken any disciplinary action on this person. Because they want third time to be the charm. They are allowing it to happen. This is the gatekeeper i see this is their person who's allowing this to happen multiple times and they don't want to get the person out there the name out there the the whatever so that's just my take on what it looks like what's it look like to you i mean that's exactly

what it looks like to me like i mean we have events all the time right i run your security this would be the exact equivalent to one of our guys on our team knowing something's about to happen either seeing a guy on the roof or knowing that you know there's a potential for some type of action knowing that and keeping this fucking mouth shut i say shit to you not to say anything to me and i have the power to either change shit let you know hey we're canceling we're gonna move we're gonna do something and not telling me fucking anything yeah i'm gonna beat that guy's ass yeah well first at least yeah right and but like there's no way he's staying on there's no fucking way yeah you're a threat you are a threat see something you say something that's our fucking

rule well right like i have a hard time you something that's our fucking rule well right like i have a hard time you think that's not their rule too bro i have a hard time believing that this isn't like at this point we know it's intentional and i say that like and listen we get we know great guys in the secret service i know great fucking agents great guys this is nothing against them right because they're great guys but there is a against them, right? Because they're great guys. But there is a fucking problem. There's a mole or a leak or a traitor there. Period. And those

good guys, those that I know or don't know, you guys need to be speaking up, man. And pushing this shit out. Because until, like, bro, it's going to cause so much more damage than I think people are even aware of. And God forbid forbid you know like a third time is the fucking charm it won't be good for this country bro it won't be good

nothing good's gonna come out of it nothing's gonna gonna come out um and so that's interesting but like even with that though we talk all the time like how these people on the left they push this shit right like they it's like they want this to happen of course they do of course they do and they have no problem going on tv on twitter on going and in these interviews and continuing to push this shit continue to push it and that's exactly what happened today um by the alleged sitting president um biden went on the view man um he went on the view with whoopie and, you know, all of those other brunchers and he was asked a couple of softball questions. You know, they tried to cover the, you know,

him being forced out of the of the election. The question was asked by Alyssa Ferris. She said, quote, did you feel that your hand was forced? And what is your relationship with Speaker Pelosi now? Because they were talking about how Speaker Pelosi allegedly had some involvement in Biden stepping aside. He said, quote, My relationship is fine. Look, I I'd never fully believe the assertions that somehow there was this overwhelming reluctance to my running again. I didn't sense that Biden finally said, quote. And although the polling, they said Biden

polling was different. The fact of the matter is my polling was about where, you know, about always within range of beating this guy. The president added there were some folks who would like to see me step aside so they had a chance to move on. I get that. That's just human nature. But that wasn't the reason that I stepped down. I stepped down because I started thinking about, you know, it's hard to think of. I know you're only 30, but it's hard to think of. It's hard for me to even say how old I am. It's like, holy God, that can't be right. So he's blaming it on, you know, it's just his age and he had to step around for somebody younger. But we all know that's not true. He showed himself. He couldn't fucking put a sentence together during the presidential debate with Donaldald trump that's really what it was uh but then it got to

this threat part watch this clip then he just wouldn't go he was like a bug he just kept being there he was like a like a bug right there so you felt. Whoopi Goldberg is calling Donald Trump a bug and saying he's like a little fly buzzing around. Donald Trump's I mean, Joe Biden slapped his hand on the fucking table as if he's like squashing the bug. They have no problem doing the show. But if you do it, you go on a list. Be a problem. That's right.

Be a fucking problem. It wasn't just Biden. Even his own Commerce Secretary calls on Democrat supporters to deal with Trump. Quote, let's extinguish him for good. You know, I remember that bloodbath comment that Trump made about the economy and how they took that

and fucking ran with it. But you literally have people saying, oh, it's going to get worse. Let's extinguish him for good. It's going to get worse. These extinguish them for it's going to work it's going to get worse these people are desperate they know there's no accountability for them they don't get punished they don't get drugged through the media nothing happens to them when they say anything anybody who's on the other side says two fucking things and you're on some sort of watch list and you're all over the fucking news and blah, blah, blah. But these people get total immunity to hate with impunity

at whatever they decide they want to hate. And dude, that's wrong. And the people should stand up against that. And the next time you guys see someone who is on the middle to the right side getting destroyed, you should all stand up and speak up for them. Let's check this out. He says is the opposite.

It's just another lie. Like, how did we get here? Let's extinguish him for good. We have an answer. We have a remarkably talented candidate who is sincere, who's pragmatic, who's open. Let's just get it done. Who, what candidate is she watching?

These people are total liars, dude. They're complete liars. You have Kamala Harris, who was just endorsed by Dick Cheney, the biggest warmonger that's ever existed in the United States. She was also endorsed by every Hollywood actor with the exact same line of endorsement. She was endorsed by the IRS. And I don't know about you, you know when the IRS came out and

endorsed her I that's that pretty much got me dude like I'm definitely switching my vote you know what I'm saying I'm gonna vote for her like do we got all these people we got we got this ditty and people keep saying oh this ditty it's a distraction no dude it's all intertwined it's all intertwined to their their all intertwined to their sphere of influence. Okay? We got all these things happening at once, and they're all related. They're not unrelated. And, you know, fuck, dude.

You know, people, they're delusional. Bro, if you need any more reason, you know, this also comes out today. Walls blasted for huddling with George Soros's son at New York City luxury apartment. Billionaire nepo baby. Yeah. So Tim Walls, vice presidential candidate, was blasted on social media this week for visiting the upscale Manhattan apartment of Alex Soros, the son of billionaire liberal mega donor George Soros. He even posted it on Twitter. Alex Soros did, saying, quote,

Honored to host governor at Tim Walls at my home in New York City, with a few various pictures of them being there, to which he was destroyed in the comments, both of them, saying that, like this one person said, if this doesn't convince you to vote for Trump, I don't know what else will. Another person wrote, with respect, probably not helpful for you two to put yourself in the story like this um how many tampons did tim walls offer you alex soros and more importantly how many did you use

i think it's also to the stamp of approval you guys own him now and um you guys can go find out who you guys are on your own you got got Zelensky campaigning for these people. You got the IRS backing them. You got fucking Alex Soros and George Soros backing them. You got the view. Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah. That stops it for me.

Like, dude, the more people that endorse her, the more it's like it's pushing people towards Trump. It's all the wrong people. Like, bro, Dick Cheney's going to get your fucking kids killed, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. Yeah. I think most people understand what's going on. I think even people who are Democrat understand what's going on.

Yeah. Guys, do you understand what's going on? Let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh with that being said let's go who is that woman why is she standing in front of israel flags like that that's the lady who said uh let's extinguish is she a dual citizen do we know like half of our government wouldn't be surprised yeah educational purposes only yeah um guys let's throw down the comments. What you guys think? With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from

Welding Lord. Says, if you want to know what Andy will be like on cocaine, see Macho Man Randy Savage. Oh, yeah! Yeah! With flair? I can see it. I can see it. oh yeah Ric Flair I can see it

I can see it do the shirt rip right now $20 anything for the gram that's right thanks Welding Lord this next comment comes from

William Cole 6338 I have dyslexia all right yeah thanks welding lord uh this next comment comes from william cole 63 uh 38 i have dyslexia um he's uh william cole's 63 48 he says quote uh what would i do if a man wanted to hang out with my daughter i'd buy the cheapest wood chipper i could find so it stalls out halfway through now man you gotta get one of them old wood chippers you know the kind of tiny cranks yeah that's right i don't even know if they make them but we can make it we can make them yeah we're gonna make our own thing a hand crank yeah wood chipper wood chipper i like it yeah i like it i just wouldn't want like the that way you really got to be committed yeah you know what i mean it's like you got to put a little muscle behind like how hard like i mean like two people okay it's

like a two man like those old two-man saws. Saws, yeah. You know? Okay. I think two people committed. It shows unity, builds camaraderie. You know what I'm saying? We're committed.

We start to hear the crunchies. You know? But you got to keep going. You got to get through the hard part. Yeah. I like it, William. Yeah. All right.

Last comment comes from at Dimitri Prongo 4890 he says don't fuck us up Andy and tell us

this bullshit about my favorite vegetable the onion well bro you got a lot of hate on the onion really yeah

well people say nobody likes to be made a fool of you know when they fall for jokes, it feels stupid. Y'all fell for a joke, and I'm sure you feel stupid about it. Oh, so you do like onions. No, I didn't fall for the joke.

You all fell for the joke, including all the people who are mad. All you motherfuckers that are mad, go eat an onion and realize that you were the joke. Nobody eats a fucking onion out of the ground. Yeah, nobody does that. Hold on. We cook yeah nobody does that no hold on we cook the shit listen dude salads okay so the first time ever you you pull this thing out of the ground and you're like you take a bite of it nobody does that they back in the day you think they knew to cook this shit that grew in the ground yeah no they didn't they cook carrots it was a joke you can eat carrots raw yeah but you can cook them too they made sno. They cooked carrots. It was a joke. You can eat carrots raw.

Yeah, but you can cook them too. They made snooze and shit. Listen, it was a joke. That's my official stance, and y'all fell for it. So be mad at yourselves. A mushroom and Swiss burger with fucking grilled onions on there? Bro. Bro, we're talking umami. Listen, man, you shouldn't have.

Listen, it's okay to be wrong. It's okay to be wrong. All you got to do is say, hey, I was talking umami. Listen, man, you shouldn't have. Listen, it's okay to be wrong. It's okay to be wrong. All you got to do is say, hey, I was wrong. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I understand. We get made fun of and we fall for jokes and shit. French onion soup.

That's not even real food. What do you mean? It's a soup. For peasants that fell for the joke. That is actually true. That's true the joke. That is actually true. That's true of the recipe. That's true. Onion rings?

You don't fuck with onion rings, bro? That's different. Oh, no. Hold on. That's different. No. That's different. How the fuck is that different?

Because it's mostly fried breading. A blooming onion? You have a blooming onion? I don't eat that one. The only onion rings I'll eat are from Culver's. Because there's no onions in them. It's just fucking the fried part. I can't help it.

You guys are low IQ and you fell for the joke. You're grifting, man. No, I'm not. I see past the bullshit. Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Keep liking. Keep commenting. Yeah, keep them onions out of real ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting. Yeah, keep them onions out of your mouth.

And keep the onions out your mouth. Yeah. And then your soups. Mofos. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two. This is a great story. I like to believe. If onions are so good, how come nothing is flavored like onions?

Onion rings? No. Why don't they make drinks flavored like onions? Why don't they make fucking popsicles like onions? They don't make onion shit. They don't they make drinks flavor like onions why don't they make fucking popsicles like onions they don't make onion shit they don't make carrot popsicles either they make funyuns which who eats funyuns okay that makes sense guilty that makes fucking sense bro funyuns are delicious do you think anything's not delicious all right touche touche all right i'm a fat kid bro i am fat at heart and there are still things i won't eat there's things i won't eat like what so yeah that's what i thought um

i don't all right let's go on to the headline number two, bro. We'll save you some embarrassment. This is a great story to talk about. This is a great headline. Great topic right here. Headline number two. Stay with me, guys. Headline number two reads, Biden-Harris DOJ sues Visa over alleged debit card monopoly.

Okay. Interesting. Right? Let's dive into this a little bit. A little financial news for you guys. The department of justice announced Tuesday that it has filed a lawsuit against Visa, alleging that the company holds an illegal monopoly over the U S debit card

market. Fox business reported the DOJ alleged that more than 60% of debit card transactions are processed by Visa, which charges over $7 billion in fees for processing transactions. The DOJ also claimed Visa was able to monopolize these transactions by illegally tamping down the competition. The DOJ pointed to how Visa insists upon exclusive arrangements with merchants and banks while it, quote, insulates itself from competition and smothers smaller, lower priced competitors. Quote, we allege that Visa has unlawfully amassed the power to extract fees that far exceed what it could charge in a competitive market. Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement, quote,

Merchants and banks pass along these costs to consumers either by raising prices or reducing quality or service. As a result, Visa's unlawful conduct affects not just the price of one thing, but the price of nearly everything. The DOJ's lawsuit alleged that visa quote induces would be competitors to become partners instead of entering the market as competitors by offering generous monetary incentives and threatening putative additional fees. And so the company engages in a quote, deliberate and reinforcing course of conduct to cut off competition and prevent rivals from gaining the scale share and data necessary to compete for customers.

Now, you have that. Okay. Cool. Now, do social media companies. Cool. Yeah. All right. But, like, DJ, how is this news?

What's the news here? All right. Well, it's juicy. Read this. I bet. Go ahead. I was going to guess. I bet it has something to do with them not getting their cut of some sort.

Okay. Maybe I'm wrong. Probably not, though. Read this headline. Nancy Pelosi's husband dumps over 500K in Visa stock weeks before DOJ's antitrust lawsuit. Hmm. That sounds like a little bit of insider trading to me. It's almost like he knew it was coming almost she's the best picker in the world so she

steals you're still fucked up the hammer stuff dude they steal your money then they invest their money then they know the details of when the things are gonna happen so they never lose with your money but you're you don't you aren't privy to any of that information nope we know how to invest your money better than you clearly bro these people man dig this here so nancy's pelosi uh nancy pelosi's husband paul pelosi uh dumped over five hundred thousand dollars worth of visa stock just weeks before the department of justice slapped the financial giant with an antitrust lawsuit, according to the New York Post. The timing couldn't be more suspect. Visa, one of the most dominant players in the debit card market, is now facing charges

of monopolizing the industry. We just covered that. But if you go to Twitter, did you know Nancy Pelosi has a stock tracker? Like, there is a group of guys. It's fucking amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. And they posted this today.

It says the DOJ plans to open up a lawsuit against Visa saying they illegally monopolized the U.S. debit card market. Paul Pelosi sold $1 million. Not even just five. It was $1 million of Visa just two months ago. It's wild. Now, they reached out to Nancy Pelosi's office. What do you think she said? Something stupid. Nancy Pelosi's office, of course, was quick to deny any wrongdoing.

Her spokesperson claimed that Pelosi has no involvement in any stock transactions. Quote, Speaker Pelosi does not own any stocks and she has no prior knowledge or subsequent involvement in any transactions congresswoman's spokesperson told the post but that's not the only time like i mean this it's not this can't i mean maybe this was just we know this no we know this is bs we know this is insider trading they they have look if it doesn't matter if they lie why wouldn't they lie if it doesn't matter if they lie why like you we all say oh man it's crazy they're lying well if there's no repercussions and no accountability what difference does it make if they lie or not no shit they're lying we all know they're lying everybody in the world knows they're lying but nobody's doing anything about it right so they continue to do it if you could steal

hundreds of millions of dollars and just say ah i didn't do it and you knew you were going to get away with it do it yeah you didn't do it then she said she didn't do it so she didn't do it i did not have sexual relations with that woman. How does anybody think any different? Bro. How does anybody think any different? Like, what do we do? Use your logic mind.

Bro, just the simple fact that their returns and their dividends and shit, like their fucking, their return on investment, when you look at the numbers, they are almost quadruple that of a normal stock portfolio. You can't achieve that without knowing what the fuck is happening. Yeah, and nobody's doing anything. Like he did it just in fucking December. Would you stop if nobody did anything to stop you?

You're making all this money? Don't fix if it ain't broken. Yeah. What are they saying? But yet, they over-regulate and over-tax every legitimate business in the country. $600 if you send somebody on Venmo or Cash. That's right. They're tracking your transfers on PayPal over $600.

But these people can lose trillions of dollars off the balance sheet for the Pentagon. They can trade any stocks they want, make as much money as they want. Every single time they get called out, all they do is say this shit. Oh, Speaker Pelosi denies any wrongdoing. And that's that. So until there's accountability and until there's

enough people that are pissed off, nothing's going to happen. He just did this shit in December too. They've been doing it for 30 40 years dude yeah 20 000 shares of google a month before the doj filed their antitrust lawsuit against google in 2022 he exercised 1 million there was somewhere around 1 to 5 million dollars um again with google um the alphabet uh on call options um in that same year he also sold all of his nvidia stock one day before congress was set to vote on a bill that would boost domestic production and cancel those kind of like there's plenty of evidence there's

no i didn't know that nvidia was canceling their fuck you know i'm saying like i didn't know that we didn't know that but these people sit on these fucking committees they know this stuff my my here's my suggestion to fix this i But these people sit on these fucking committees. They know this stuff. Here's my suggestion to fix this. I say we get all of these fucking people, anybody that has any stocks, they sit on any of these committees and they have those stocks in those committees that oversee that shit. Take all of that fucking money. What do they say?

Divide the wealth. What do they say? Right? Yeah. Let's do that then. Because these motherfuckers are wealthy. The redistribution of wealth. Let's start with them.

Let's do it. And then on top of it are- The redistribution of wealth. Let's start with them. Let's do it. And then on top of it, when we look at these things and we consider what's actually happening, did you see the video that I posted on my Instagram of that family in Ohio who was very poor and they were talking about how the migrants had $30,000 on their EBT card. I saw that. Yeah. It's wild.

Everybody should be paying attention to what's happening here. It's wild, bro. It's wild. But yeah, no, no. And then on top of that,

yeah, let's, let's hammer Trump. You know what I'm saying? You know, he's going back to court right now for that, uh, um,

civil fraud case they have where he's almost at half a billion dollars. Let's definitely beat up on him, but nothing with Pelosi or anything. That's fine. Yeah, guys, jumping on. Dude, these people should, man. Everybody knows what's going on. I've been talking about it for four years.

These people need to be held accountable. Legitimately. They laugh in our fucking faces, dude. They laugh in our fucking faces dude they laugh in our fucking faces about how much money they steal from us what they do with it we're just dumb little plebs they got all these working class people barely being able to survive while they're building yachts and disassembling bridges to move the yachts through like all of these people it's wrong it's just wrong dude it's criminal and it's wrong what's happening each and they think

it's okay dude and then they tell these people the working-class people that people like me who create the jobs and employ people and sponsor you know all the literally games and the teams and do all the shit in the community that we're the devil. We're the bad guy. We're the reason that the working class can't get ahead. And these people are fucking legit just stealing the money. Just stealing the money

and then investing it, going into office worth nothing, coming out worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And people are still, they believe anything these people say. It's absurd say it's absurd it's absurd yeah guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in the comments what you guys think that being said let's get to our third and final headline and on number three

gotta get back to diddy man diddy diddy did? Diddy, Diddy. Diddy did it. Yeah. Diddy did it, man. Headline number three. Let's dive into this. We got a couple of interesting things happening here. First things up, Diddy's lawyer, he has a bizarre explanation for why he had so many bottles of baby oil. Yeah, because they're all filled with drugs.

Oh, man. Yeah, but Sean. Could be GHB, could be be liquid cocaine could be all kinds of shit you know i'm saying it's true um yeah sean diddy combs lawyer claims the rapper was found with so many bottles of baby oil in his home because the star likes to buy in bulk like any other american that's the best they got bro this guy's probably like the most expensive lawyer in the world this is like they're sitting in the back room be like fuck I'm gonna tell them just what are we gonna fucking Costco

bro I like Costco's pizza man what can I say man it's a bargain you show me a picture of diddy in costco with a fucking pizza and some samples next to the old lady at the thing and a carton of lube and we can have a discussion we can talk but that picture does not exist because it's a lie no mark and filio was responding to claims by federal agents that they confiscated 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant from Combs' home in Miami and Los Angeles as part of a raid linked to a probe into his alleged sex trafficking empire. Quote, I don't think it was a thousand. I think it was a lot. I mean, so it was more than a thousand. This is the lawyer speaking, bro.

Yeah, I think I don't think it was a thousand. I think it was more than a thousand this is the lawyer speaking bro yeah i think i don't think it was a thousand i think it was a lot i mean there is a costco right down the street i think americans buy in bulk as we know oh man i'd be getting my money back bro he continues saying quote and you know these are consensual adults doing what consensual adults do you know we can't get so puritanical in this country to think that somehow sex is a bad thing because if it was there would be no more people in other news this is the best bro his a gazillion dollar an hour attorney can come up with listen so i'm gonna you're going to jail for about you're going to jail for a jail for about ever not a thousand years i don't think it's that much but like yeah 900 you know we like to give it

to you in bulk americans go to jail right you know i'm saying like bro what the fuck man fire this guy he ain't it man oh my god the evidence must be super bad like it must be way worse than what we think well it is if that's the shit that he's coming out with he knows they got him listen and feds don't typically like go into a case uh unless there's a high chance of of conviction 1000 man and by high chance i conviction. 1,000%, man. And by high chance, I mean like 99%. Yeah. That doesn't include the fake convictions where when people don't cooperate, they put child pornography on their computer, which happens. Yeah. Those are 100%.

Yeah, they get 100% conviction on that. Did you notice how it's always that way. You know, the people who there's a lot here. Anyway, continue. In other news, did you see Sean Diddy Combs was moved into the same jail housing unit as Sam Bankman Freed? You think they're going to do business together? A little Shawshank Redemption. Yeah. Yeah, that's shit.

Sean Diddy Combs, who was arrested last week on allegations of sex trafficking and racketeering, is being housed in the same living space of a federal detention center in Brooklyn as disgraced former crypto exec Sam Bankman Freed, three sources familiar with the matter tell NBC New York Combs and SBF as fried as freed is currently commonly known are both being held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Now, the sources describe the unit as a barrack style area currently housing about 18 to 20 inmates. These inmates range from high profile defendants like Combs to cooperators, inmates who may require special protection. The area is separate from the overall general population unit, but is commonly shared living space. Sources tell NBC New York now. While they're getting their Shawshank Redemption on, there was a very interesting interview that came out um uh yesterday actually

um suge knight starts to talk have you seen this no this shit is wild okay so suge knight calls out jay-z dr dre and more rappers for staying silent amid sean diddy comb sex trafficking arrests uh so suge knight who managed tupac when the late MC was in a rap war with the Notorious B.I.G. and Sean Diddy Combs, is speaking out on the farmers' legal issues and slamming those who are mum. Let's just watch the clip. Check this out. Okay, look at it like this.

I look at real plain and simple. Ain't no whistleblower. Facts is there. But right now, I don't care if it's T.I. I don't care if it's Rick Ross. I don't care if it's Jay. I don't care if it's Snoop. I don't care if it's Game.

I don't care if it's Dre. Nobody stepping up on the fact that you know what's going on. Nobody's defending him. You're right. You have guys at Interscope. You're right. Nobody is defending him,

but that's why I was interested in hearing your perspective. Okay. Okay, but you have a guy named Cubby. He used to work for Interscope. His guy's job was to bring underage girls and girls to have sex with employees and other artists. To the point where his friend got caught up with the same thing. How they rated Puppy House a sex trafficking?

They rated his friend house a six shot. You have 60 seconds remaining. He never was on. Shug, can you say something? Can you say something positive to the whole situation? Because you only got 50 seconds left. I mean, everything I'm saying is positive. And I'll have you call right back. All right, Shug, you call back. Do you think, do you think you call back. Do you think Diddy knows enough that it's a very delicate balance that maybe investigators will want to know these other names and greatly reduce his exposure to criminality to time versus what people would do to keep him quiet?

Number one, I've been knowing him a long time. And we was friends. We're not enemies, but we were friends. He's not a dummy. So he's smart enough to work his magic. On top of that, this man right here, he's been involved with the FBI for most of his career. He got powerful people.

One of his partners who started his company with drug money, President Obama, got him out of prison. So it's not like he don't have no moves. I don't think nobody should discount him out. I don't think he's going to lay down and just crawl in the corner and die.

He's probably going through a lot of shit right now because he's probably going through a lot of withdrawals for the drugs. But the industry got him on drugs. One of the worst mistakes I could have made was protecting my artist and doing a deal at Interscope. When my artist used to pull up in valet, the Murdoch building, they'd get out, they'd smell like weed. When they pulled, it smelled like weed.

When they made it to any office, it would smell like weed. Those guys, for my artists, they'd induce cocaine to my artists. So once they got on cocaine, once they got on drugs, what they got on alcohol, and that's when the weird stuff happened. And I think that's what took Buffy down that lane. You got to remember, Clyde Davis, Russell Simmons, Anja Arreo. Simon, come on. You got to believe it. Alcohol, drugs, he compromised his manhood.

Because he was taught that. He got ushered as a kid. Now, with that, there's also been a bunch of pictures that have been getting released If you guys are watching on YouTube if you guys are audio come check it out I'm a bunch of pictures have been released since all of this is coming out now pictures with him with a very notable figures I mean, bro, I don't really put too much Stock into pictures that like look dude. This dude was one of the most mega famous people on the planet.

So, like, he takes pictures with everybody. So, like, let's at least be real. For sure. Okay, just like Donald Trump's got pictures with Epstein when he was at the fucking club before Trump told on him and got him kicked out of the club. Right. told on him and got him kicked out of the club right all right like we got to be you know unless the pictures are showing criminal activity which a lot of them probably do because we haven't seen a lot of them you know we got to be real about it that's all that's right yeah i mean yeah i mean but still that looks like a fucking party no it does the only problem is like i mean who are how

were these girls yeah you know because and like allegedly um they've recovered thousands of videos yeah no hey i'm not standing up for them i'm just saying like i don't like show me the pudding that's all i'm saying i don't like that i don't like that shit bro i've had that shit happen to me before i don't like that shit we got to look at the real shit okay and i don't care if i fucking hate someone or love someone like let's see the real shit bro let's know what's really going on i'm really tired in america of all this hush hush top secret uh you public can't know what's going on type of shit and then we're just supposed to trust these people

like in the last story who steal hundreds of millions of dollars from the american people and the media who you clearly weaponizes against people they don't like and we're supposed to just take their word for it now do i believe that sam bankman freed is who the fuck they said he is yeah i do i also believe that sam bankmaned was a young man who was manipulated into running a money laundering scheme for these very same people who are now prosecuting him. So do I think Puffy is a bad dude? Yeah, I think Puffy's probably a pretty bad dude. I think when you really dig into it, it makes a lot of sense to me that he had both Tupac and Biggie killed.

That's my opinion. Because it made his career. When you look at Biggie's first album after he died, what was it called? It was called Life After Death. It was one of his biggest albums. I think his biggest album is a two-disc set. I know young people don't know about discs. It's a disc.

Yeah, but it was, am i right or wrong it had mo money more problems on it which was the hottest song for three years in a fucking row every single like why and by the way there's a whole bunch of songs on there with diddy so what benefits diddy more does it benefit diddy more for notorious big to continue being a legend or does it benefit diddy more to remove him from the equation and make a martyr out of him and then build his own career so when i look at all these things this dude has motive to do all of these things and uh i i think at some point in time this is my opinion i think at some point in time he got caught doing some badass shit some bad maybe those two things and they said hey that's You're going to work for us now.

And this is how we're going to do this. And we're going to invite these people to these parties and we're going to get them on tape or on video. And we're going to, you know, tell them to say these things and do these things when we need them to. Otherwise, they continue to be rich and famous and powerful. But when we need you to make a statement about COVID or we need you to make a statement about politics or we need you to make a statement about Ukraine or Black Lives Matter. You're going to fucking say it or else we're going to do this. And that's what I think is going on here. And when you think about, like I was talking to one of my really good friends.

No, actually, I was talking to my dad. My dad was like, how do they get all these people to say all the same thing? And I was explaining him like these little operations. And he's's like you really think that's what's going on absolutely yeah that's what's going on that's why they won't tell you who the epstein guest list is that's why they're not telling you who's implicated in this you know why because the people that are busting these people are the people that are on these videos and lists and they need the operation to keep going yeah that's right you know like that's always my question it's like you know like did it get bro any of these people bro any of these people who died mysteriously okay isaac cappy uh aaron carter uh all these celebrities cory haim like all these guys who have been kicked out of Hollywood, Mel Gibson, they're all saying the same shit.

And they're all blackballed from Hollywood. Why is that? If it was total BS, then why are the people talking about this all of a sudden being killed in mysterious circumstances. Why are the people who bring this to the light all of a sudden being blackballed out of ever being in a movie or ever being in Hollywood or ever getting a record deal ever again? Why? Okay, like that's real things that are happening.

And, you know, I think at this point in time, there's a big, I don't know if it's the majority, but there's a lot of people that understand that we do live in a matrix that is controlled by very powerful people all of the information that we get from the mainstream media at a national level all of the information that we get from major mainstream celebrities all of that shit is propaganda all of it and people are figuring that out and it got so bad that it was built into our movies and it's built into you know every

television show and all this ideology and that's when people started rejecting hollywood and they the the movies you know started to be empty and you know people don't watch these things and like all these flops where they remake these movies into these you know woke representations that that you know are supposed to be inclusive people are rejecting it and so what that tells me is that people are getting very wise to all the pieces coming together and you know i think there's plenty more people like this we just don't know who they are yet no and that's my thing like i've always wondered you know like this shit comes out and like this shit has been going on for decades all right that's a fact

this diddy empire the allegations against him these are things that have been happening for decades yeah okay almost 30 years with him so why now that's always my question and like i feel like there's two there's only two reasons of why this shit gets popped now and why he's you know getting these charges now i think the first option is that you know hey they just felt like he's ran his course they've done you know they're kind of just done with them they don't really they can't really squeeze like all the juices out they squazz the orange if that's a word right i think there's a second option too you know they squazz they squoze they squoze the orange they squeezed all the juice out the orange there you go um but i feel like they squazzed it man they squazzed it, man.

They did it. But I feel like there is a second option, too, though. And this might be just the moral high ground I try to take. But what if it came for the next push that they needed to do and he just wasn't with it? He finally met his final straw. He had a glimpse of moral enlightenment. He was like, I'm not doing it. And then now, you know what I'm saying his final straw. He had a glimpse of moral, you know, enlightenment. And he was like, I'm not doing it. And then now, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's like when they're, when they. It could be something else, bro. It could be, it could be the victims are starting to come out of the woodwork. And they're not able to be ignored because there's too many of them. It could be a lot of different things. We don't know because we don't get told the truth. Yeah. You know, and I understand due process.

I understand. But like, you know, where's that due process? Like for the American people with the Epstein shit, right? You know what I mean, right? Where's that? And it's gonna be the same here Well, I know this these guys about to go have a fucking diddy party Well, I mean like there's probably worse places he could be that he would be less happy I mean, yeah, he's probably worse places he could be that he would be less happy. I mean, he's around a bunch of dudes, and apparently that's what he's into. Even R. Kelly's having concerts in prison right now.

Really? Yeah. You say what you want about R. Kelly. His music's all right. He's got some good music. Yeah. Shawshank Redemption, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. I do want to know what people think.

Like, what do you guys think? I mean, to me, I see it very clear, but maybe I'm not seeing it right. Yeah. Let us know, man. Let us know. Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. You'll get one of those two options. This one's a doozy. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Inside disastrous Bridgerton Ball where guests were met with sad salads

and dollar store decorations after forking out $2,000 for regal night out. So there's a TV show. It's a Netflix series called Bridgerton. I'm not sure if you're familiar with it. It's not bad, actually. I watch it all the time.

It sounds bad. No, it's not bad. It has a great storyline. They fucked up on season two, but like first season was pretty decent. What? It's a good show.

Let us know down in the comments. Y'all fuck with Bridgerton or not. You know what i'm saying it's a good show motherfucker you eat onions yeah it's your taste is questionable it's a show that that anybody who eats onions their taste in anything else is highly questionable okay i don't smell like fuck get the fuck out of here bridgerton like what's that about uh so it's it's like it's set it's like an action commando movie action commando no it's like a it's like a crime thriller no it's like a horror movie there's i

mean there's some okay so it's not for you it's like thriller in there there's some suspense in there really yep okay what what do they wear in this movie is this like it's it's like you know like uh it's a period piece it's a period it's it's like you know like uh it's a period piece it's a period piece where they wear like you know big ball gowns and shit that's what i thought yeah yeah listen so do you do your little twinkle toes dances and shit when you're watching this you dance around like when they dance do you dance uh uh actually um though uh at my wedding the violinist yeah the song she played were all from the Bridgerton. Oh, really?

It's a good show. It's a good show. Anyways, besides the point, love it or hate it. Go to Detroit. These party producer promoters, they pitched this Bridgerton themed party. And let's just dive into this so it was billed as a chance to step into the enchanting world of the regency era but detroit's disastrous bridgerton themed ball is going down in history for all the wrong reasons fans who shelled out up to two thousand dollars for the evening of sophistication

were left stunned when they were greeted by dollar store decorations disposable plates and a lone violinist instead of a grand orchestra you know what they walked in saying where's the onions gullible people man. I'd be pissed, honestly. The only other entertainment was a scantily clad pole dancer who revealed she was hired just three hours before the event. The ball was... I got some things I could say, but I better not say them. I got some things I could say. Bro, it gets way worse.

Okay. It gets way worse. The ball was such a failure that at least one reveler has reported the organizers to police and has plans for a class action lawsuit. While the venue told DailyMail.com they would never work with them again. Ashlyn Cook claims she has more than 50 fellow angry guests, including two with injuries, who are looking to sue organizers Uncle uncle and me, uh, quote, nothing in your ticket. You actually got cook explained, uh, because of how poorly executed it was. It seems like a scam. I feel ripped off and cheated.

They need to be held accountable. Uh, she added that previous events run by organizers, uncle and me had allegedly gone wrong, leading her to believe it was not just an innocent mistake. Quote, it's sad, it needs to not happen again. This was supposed to be my birthday gift. I'm a mom of two. I care for my disabled veteran husband. This was supposed to be a fun night out.

We had such promise, but it turned into anything but what we paid for. Now one TikTok influencer had this to say. Wouldn't even call it a ball. Wouldn't even call it an event. Wouldn't even call it an experience. It was terrible. It was terrible.

First and foremost, let's talk about pricing. First and foremost, $150 bare minimum per person. And it's a spectrum. People pay more than $150 for their VIP tickets, for their experiences, for their carriage rides, for their photo ops, but at bare minimum, $150 per person. So when we walk in, the least that y'all could do is check a ticket to make sure that everyone paid. For people who did pay, we would like to know that it's an experience that we paid for. I could have not paid and walked right in. That's number one. Number two, pre-event,

you all postponed the event for September 22nd. The original date for the event was August 25th. Y'all let us know about the postponement August 22nd, but on the same day sent us an email that said, can't wait to see you all. Upcoming event details details august 25th began time at 6 p.m so we were kind of confused to receive that email and then a postponement the same day so yeah that's to say now let's look at some of the pictures okay uh this is what bridgeton looks like okay very elegant uh very inspired very demure okay and uh this is this is what they got hold on before we get go back what you watch this i watch it i'm not listen i'm i'm confident bro clearly it's a great show you must be very confident. It's a great show

Okay, Shonda Rhimes. I believe is the producer Grey's Anatomy watch that too. That looks Fucking it's horrible. Listen, bro. It's not that bad. It's listen. I thought the same right Alex was watching this shit I'm like, I'm not fucking watching that, you know, you sit on the couch like All right go back to the first episode. I got ketchup. All right. Now, you got to a point. Listen, since we're being transparent and honest,

I started watching this shit without Alex, and she got pissed. It is what it is. All right? I'm proud. But this is what, this is, I would have expected this. And I would have been pissed if I got this

In a real flower in that motherfucker I want real flowers All right. Now the one of the the lady she looks like we put on the worst possible wedding reception in the back room of The building the back room looks better than this yeah that looks like that little room we got over there where we store all the shit that's we put up we could listen we could do this i would love to yeah well you got to take the blame whenever he gets pissed off no it's gonna be it's gonna be fucking yeah okay we Okay. Bro, I got the suit.

We got the suits. We wear the suits. That's different. That's a different suit. Same time period. Can't talk about that. Same time period. No.

So this is one of the- Those are blood and guts revolutionary outfits. These are I wear lipstick, but I'm a dude outfits. Okay. All right. Do you put the makeup on like these guys? Come on, man right that's too far you do too far one of those masks with like the long ass bird beak i would wear the mask yeah all right um now this is one of the queen uh this is the queen and bridgerton uh-huh um you know very elegant very demure again quit saying that word this is what they. This is what they got. This is what they got.

Yo. Now, this is where it gets real fucked up, okay? This lady right here, who's supposed to be Queen Charlotte, right? We see so that's Queen Charlotte. This is Queen Charlotte. Very respectable. This is what they got. And apparently, this

lady right here. Which one? the Queen Charletto she was pushing her business card around and telling people to follow her on Instagram looks like Miss Cleo for fortunes and one person said

the Queen greeted them by saying, what up, though? And there's the poll. So now. Classy. Listen. Imagine. Listen. Under promise promise over deliver no imagine being someone that goes to something like this for fucking fun i would no you wouldn't i swear to god i would i'd go right now all right who else can produce the show

i wouldn't go to this this is terrible you just said you would no i would go to this. This is terrible. You just said you would. No, I would go to an actual, like an elevated one. Yep. See, Sean, you got this shit, bro. No, I'm saying you got the show. You got the show. We can do the show, right? Yeah. You're fired.

Hey, man, listen. Yeah. I am who I am. All right? Very clearly. No, do the, like, from a business perspective, right? Like, you know, you put the promise out there, you have to deliver the, you know, so like maybe like some Uncle Ami business advice?

Close your business. It ain't for you, bro. It ain't for you. Listen, there's got to be some real consumer liability here too bro you guys fell for this shit like you it's detroit like come on what detroit's no it's different in st louis detroit st louis right yeah but i mean i'd host this shit in like north carolina or something all right man well good luck with that savannah georgia you know i'm saying like like savannah georgia like some beautiful architecture and stuff All right, man. Well, good luck with that. Savannah, Georgia. You know what I'm saying? Like Savannah, Georgia.

Like some beautiful architecture and stuff. Listen, man. You go do you. You're going to have a lot of free time. Yeah. Go do your thing. It's all good, man. Yeah.

It's all good. Just don't invite me because I ain't coming. All right. Well, guys, let me know if you guys want the invites, apparently. Guys, Andy, that's all I got, man. All right. Don't be a hoe. Share the show, though.

We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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