REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 812. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars
Episode Date: November 15, 2024On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump announcing Matt Gaetz as pick for Attorney General, Trump wanting Elon Musk to overhaul the government, and The Onion buying InfoWars at an Auction....
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What's going on man?
Nothing dude.
Movin' and groovin'.
Yep.
Cruisin' and boozin'.
Yeah.
Blah-blah-doo-be-dee-dee.
Heep-bop-a-doop-bop-a-doop-bam-doo.
Yep.
A hip hop.
A hippie.
I know that whole song.
A hip hip hoppity don't stop.
Rockin' to the bang bang boogie's head up.
Jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to be.
Let's get a little beep bop.
What you said was not a test.
Oh, we're on two different races.
Oh, all right.
Anyway, what's up?
Oh, what's going on, man?
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Yeah, man, everything's good, man.
Everything's good.
There's a lot shaking out there in the chat.
Yeah.
The chat's hot, huh?
The chat's hot.
The chat's hot.
It's fucking crazy.
But what I love, man, the most out of all of this stuff,
obviously we've seen the liberal meltdowns
and we've covered that stuff and that's great.
But you know,
It is great.
It is great man.
Let's pause, let's have a moment of silence.
Yeah, I think we should.
We should have a moment of silence.
All right, ready?
Okay, that's enough.
All right.
And but what's even better is
then then the liberals crying themselves and having their meltdowns is
Bullying is back man. It's back. And it's not like just like I'm sure like the the hardcore shits out there for sure And we got a little bit of that later
but
It's just like people just don't care no more and they're like like they're exposing and just like I love it
I was a man bullying works. It does you know bullying works, bro. I mean I was part
Eventually it works. All right works one way or the other
What
I'm just saying
It does man, and I love it. And I wanna bring this video up
that's catching some virality right now.
Yep.
That thought was pretty fucking awesome.
Gateway Pundit posted it, called,
this headline reads,
hilarious parody ad features company
that offers to cryogenically freeze liberals
for duration of Trump's presidency.
Yeah, so let's dive into this. This is a viral video that's making its way around social media right now is an ad for
a fictional company called cryo, which offers to cryogenically freeze liberals and wake
them up when Trump's presidency is over.
One of the things that makes the ad so effective is that the production quality is realistic.
Also, the entire premise of the ad
and the service reflect a certain level of reality.
You know that there are people
who would actually use the service
if it was really available.
Let's check this clip out.
Are you distraught
after the recent presidential election?
Here at Don't Cry Cryo, we understand your pain,
and we're here to help. Our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze
you until the Trump presidency has ended. No more crying, no more anxiety attacks,
just blissful sleep until Trump is gone. When you awaken from your slumber, we'll even have a party
ready and waiting for you.
It will be like his presidency never even happened.
It was all just a bad dream.
As an added bonus, you can choose the Vance Add-On Package.
We'll extend your sleep for an additional four years at a 50% discount in the event JD Vance wins the next presidential election.
Everything will be okay.
We're here to take care of you in your time of need.
So remember, don't cry cryo.
Is that fucking AI?
Yeah.
The whole thing?
The whole thing was AI.
Holy shit.
Not bad.
Bro, first of all...
Where am I?
Oh, please tell me it's over.
Wait, something isn't right.
This is your captain, Elon Musk.
I want to be the first one to welcome you to Mars.
Sorry, Donald Trump Jr.
was just elected president and he deported all Don't Cry Cryo customers to Mars.
What the ****? Oh, man. deported all don't cry cryo customers to Mars what the
bro was that really all AI all the whole thing the whole thing all those people
were just made up everything damn yeah man bro how are we gonna know what's
real and what's fake it's gonna be very very see and that's it. This is like a readily, easily available to everybody.
Like that program, imagine the shit
that's not commercially available.
That's what I'm saying.
How do we know what's real and what's not real?
You know what I'm saying?
If you watched that and you didn't know,
and obviously it wasn't satire,
I mean, you wouldn't know if that was real.
Think about what the government can do to you
with that kind of technology.
Like they can make a surveillance video
of you doing some sort of crime or bro.
And there's no doubt that if you showed that
to some, a jury of your peers,
they're gonna fucking think it's real.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this is super scary and dangerous
and nobody's talking about it.
Natural disaster. I mean, think not even just like pinning crimes,
natural disasters, get people to donate and fucking put a bunch of shit on,
you know, presidential addresses who dude,
what if you hacked the news network and put some bullshit address on there?
It said, we're, you know, fucking being attacked or, you know what I'm saying?
Like, dude, it's's crazy man. It's scary
It is definitely scary
Now only I don't know what the solution is either like I don't I don't know
How you put the toothpaste back in the tube on that you know what I mean like how do you?
This is why we talked about it four years ago, and I believe this is exactly what we said was gonna happen. Yeah
It's crazy. Yeah, it's wild man. Yeah. I mean if anybody wants to get cryo frozen. I'll free I'll pay
Yeah
Yeah, I mean like I'm gonna have cry don't cry cryo scholarships, yeah, there we go show grants. Yeah. Yeah, fuck
Yeah, you know what's crazy dude 20 bucks is how many people don't realize that our show is like half comedy comedy
Yeah, comedy. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean we're comedians. Yeah, I'd say so I mean I'm funny, but people don't think that
There were funny or I guess
Yeah, you know fuck him somebody laughs at me
Yeah, yeah, well anyway, you're with me. What are they gonna?
Do with this AI man when they like decide they want us off the podcast network is that picture real effect
Is that real or yeah? I?
Can't tell I
Mean it looks real
But usually on those AI pictures like the signs are all messed up or they got like seven fingers or some shit on some
Yeah, but I mean that video was perfect. They're starting to get good now though, bro
Like some of the shits gonna I mean even just the I mean, yeah the nose. That's if that's a AI
Wow, how do how could people tell?
Like I see on TV or on the internet all the time people like oh, that's a I could tell how can people tell? Like I see on TV or on the, um, internet all the time, people are like, Oh,
that's AI. I could tell. How do you tell? Well, I mean, I felt it for me,
like, Oh no, it's easy for me. Cause I would look at it and I'm like,
it just looks a little cartoonish.
Yes. Some of it does. Yeah. But like, fuck dude, this one doesn't.
But again, that's just like, I mean, this bill that looks,
that looks like a cryo place It looks like you drove by that place. You'd be like there's some like
Weird shit going on up in there for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
And why are the
What's why are the bitches naked in the back? I?
Mean they say they're gonna throw a party. Yeah, or you assume that kind of party you assume that was a female. Oh
I mean, it looks like one doesn't it I?
Think that looks like a duck walk like the duck, but that's a dick I
Don't I've not seen any of these trans
Females that have like the right curves. Yeah, you know I
Mean brother that's just something you can't fucking replicate
yeah like hips and all that yeah anyway yeah yeah viral video man Trump Bosa 32
who's Bosa yeah he's like fuck you guys I'm for Trump yeah I love it all right
cool man well yeah man well, let's get into our headlines
Remember if you want to see any of these articles pictures links videos go to Andy for seller comm you guys can find them all
Link there for you with that being said
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headline the more got more pics coming out
Actually, just as the show was starting, RFK got announced as Department of Health
and Human Services.
He's gonna be leading that.
But we got Matt Gaetz as AG.
Now, we have a mutual friend that we know
who was actually gonna be slated to get that position,
but he had stepped down.
But yeah, Matt Gaetz is in now.
Matt Gaetz for Attorney General, top, Matt Gates is in now. Matt Gates for attorney general top law
enforcement officer in the land. Trump wrote a very lengthy truth that he pushed out. And
Matt Gates very subtle. He just said it would be an honor to serve as President Trump's
attorney general. He's been getting some heat. Honestly, it's kind of weird that all of these people getting picked have been getting heat
Like liberals and Democrats are losing their fucking minds over these choices
Which I think most people looking at him. I'm sure our audience along agrees
Like okay. I don't really have a problem with that person like that pick like yeah, I mean like now he's making some decisions
I'm like, eh. But.
Yeah, I mean, some make sense, some don't make sense.
Some don't make sense.
I'm fine with Matt Gaetz.
Yeah.
I think he's fine.
I'm also fine with Tulsi Gabbard.
I am too.
Yeah, Democrats trashed Tulsi Gabbard
after Trump taps her for DNI posts.
And she's starting to get heat, you know what I'm saying?
It's just like. Of course.
I mean, any of these people are gonna.
Well, she, I think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that aisle, You know what I'm saying? It's just like, of course, I mean, any of these people are gonna. Well, she, I think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that aisle,
you know what I'm saying? That side of the aisle and like she, now she's conservative.
Yeah. But I mean,
who better to have in a national intelligence role than someone who is going
to stay true to what they think is right and wrong,
regardless of the label that's put onto them. You know what I'm saying?
Like I think the fact that Tulsi has enough backbone
to stand up and say, no, I'm not with this anymore.
This is where I belong,
is the exact kind of person we need serving
because they're not lending their loyalty
to a title or a group or, you know,
anything other than what is right and wrong.
So I actually think, I think she's gonna do great.
I wish more people would look at Tulsi,
like more people that are,
we talk about these people all the time,
they're Democrats, they're not super far left crazy,
you know what I'm saying?
And they need some room over here.
I hope that they would like look at her
as like a beacon of like, okay, it's safe.
Like maybe we can just roll over there now,
you know what I'm saying? Maybe, I mean, it's safe. Like maybe we can just roll over there now. You know what I'm saying?
Maybe, you know, I mean, it is,
you know, what I think is cool about this Tulsi Gabbard
thing is, you know, she was on the fucking terror watch list.
You're right.
She was on domestic terror list.
And now she's-
A couple of months ago, man.
Yeah, and now she's in charge of all the people
that put her on it.
That's pretty funny.
Bro, I feel like there's a lot of that shit happening too.
Just kind of just F use to the swamp
We got a little bit more of that coming up in the late a little bit later
But one thing I wanted to bring up that I thought was interesting
Is all of this stuff is going on obviously is getting a lot of traction a lot of people watching and paying attention to it
There's always something happening in the background. Okay
And I believe that that background noise is this. This headline reads, Lauren Boebert probes UFO experts
on existence of underwater alien bases on earth.
The American people are being kept in the dark.
So this was like a two and a half hour congressional hearing
with experts, like people that are actually
in these fucking programs,
talking about this stuff. And like, nobody's talking about it. Now I know we've talked about
it. I mean, you got, you know, the project blue beam and stuff going on, man. But some of the
stuff that they're saying is pretty, pretty wild. All right, pretty wild. Let's dive into this a
little bit. So Colorado representative, Lauren Boebert has probed top UFO experts on whether aliens
had quote unquote bases in the depths of Earth's oceans.
During a hearing held by a subcommittee on the House Oversight Committee in Washington,
D.C. Wednesday, Boebert asked a group of experts if they had any knowledge that the Department
of Defense was involved with any secretive projects
involving the manipulation of human genetics with non-human genetic material.
So the panel was a team of four experts, okay, consisting of retired Navy Rear
Admiral Dr. Tim Galladay, former DOD official Luis Elizondo, former NASA
Associate Administrator of Space Policy
Michael Gold and journalist Michael Schellenberger, they four all testify that the government
lacks transparency with the public regarding UAPs and alien life.
Let's check this first clip out.
Can you speak on that at all?
Ma'am, I'm not qualified, certainly as a scientist or otherwise, to speculate points
of origin.
I looked at everything from a scientific perspective.
So if you look at, for example, instantaneous acceleration, which was one of the observables
of the program that I belong to, ATIP, the human body can withstand about 9G forces for
a short period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences,
blackouts and ultimately redouts and even death.
Comparison our best technology, the F-16,
which is one of the older platform,
but one of our most highly maneuverable aircraft,
manned aircraft made by General Dynamics
can perform about 17 or 18 G forces
before you start having structural failure,
meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate
where you're flying.
The vehicles we're talking about are performing in excess of 1000, 2000, 3000 Gs.
Dude, 3000 Gs.
Not nine, not nine, not fucking 15.
Yeah, which means you'd liquefy as a human.
3000. Yeah, we're easy you'd liquefy as a human 3000 so like the shit that they're they're saying that they've seen that they even have
3000 fucking G's bro
Instantaneous fucking travel omnidirectional
3000 G's in the instant that's ridiculous like this other clip out. Well that that's like teleporting almost yeah
reporting almost. Yeah.
In the discussions, it's simply about material, or is there discussion about biologics?
It was previously testified that there's biologics that were collected.
Are you aware of any of that?
I am, sir, aware of the reporting that biologics have been recovered.
Again, my focus was more nuts and bolts, looking at the physical aspects of
these phenomenon, how they interacted around military equities and nuclear equities. So
I'm certainly not a medical expert. I would not be able to probably provide you a whole
lot of value in that simply because I don't have the expertise.
But was anything described as that we have possession of bodies?
Yes. Yes.
We have, is it multiple types of creatures or?
Sir, I couldn't answer that.
I can tell you anecdotally that it was discussed
quite a bit when I was at the Pentagon.
The problem is the supposed collection
of these biological samples occurred before my time,
in fact, before I was even born.
And was this part of the Lockheed Martin discussion
or was this complete, the biologists
is a completely separate?
Separate yet related.
Okay.
Has anyone made contact?
Sir, I'm sorry, could you specify?
Has there been any, to your knowledge, any communication with a non-human life form?
So the term communication is a bit of a trick word because there's verbal communication
like we're having now. The problem is you also have nonverbal communication. And so
I would say definitively yes, but from a nonverbal meaning. When a Russian reconnaissance aircraft
comes into U.S. airspace, we scramble two F-22s and we are certainly communicating intent
and capability.
I think the same goes with this. We have these things that are being observed over controlled
U.S US airspace,
and they're not really doing a good job hiding themselves.
They're making it pretty obvious they have the ability
to even interfere with our nuclear equities
and our nuclear readiness.
Well, there is a story from, I believe,
the time around the Bay of Pigs,
when there was, when Kennedy was there, from, I believe, the time around the Bay of Pigs,
when there was, when Kennedy was there,
that there was some sort of nuclear event.
The Cold War, you're talking about.
That was all shut down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Magically.
I like that one, yeah.
And we pressed the button.
Yeah, and the fucking aliens apparently shut it down.
Yeah.
That's one of the, you know, conspiracies.
It's documented out there.
Yeah, it is.
Like it's documented.
It is.
I mean, what do you think, dude?
Bro, listen.
A lot of this stuff, here's the weird thing.
I think there's zero evidence
that says they're not real.
Right.
Right, like it's just ignorance.
It wouldn't even make logical sense if we're being told
The truth about the earth and the universe and the way it's set up it would make sense
That there were other living beings and in habitable planets and people with better technology than us that just would make sense
based on the infinite
Space of the universe. Yeah, I mean dude like a lot of this stuff happened back in the 50s, right?
Like a lot of it like all the CIA
Classifications most of those documents originated started back in the 50s and 60s
Right and then from you, from then to now,
it's like nobody talks about the shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like even with Area 51 and all the weird shit
that allegedly happens out there,
what would be the, like my only question is,
what would be the reason to keep Americans,
keep civilians, keep humanity from knowing that information?
Probably mass panic, you know?
information. Probably mass panic, you know,
people committing mass suicide, you know, civil disorder, civil unrest.
It would be perspective shattering for a lot of people to confront that reality.
I think that, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, think about like the religious zealots,
like people who are completely bound by the
Word of their religion whatever that religion might be right sure
Those people would have a hard time accepting that whether they be hardcore Islam or Christian or anything else
You know we talked a little I don't know who was on the show recently we talked to oh when
Dan Holloway was on the show and we talked about the ice shelf theory. Mm-hmm
I Think that was Dan Holloway. Yeah
You know, there's that movie M. Night Shaleman did with called the village right where these people basically
moved to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and
basically moved to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and taught their kids that if they go outside the nature preserve there these quote-unquote
monsters would kill them and when people try to escape the adults of the
community the village dressed up as these monsters and actually killed the
people that tried to escape so that it would instill fear into the village from
trying to escape.
And so, if we're being told the truth about the universe and the earth and everything, it would make sense, right? But if we aren't being told the truth,
it would, it could be very easily a made-up story to keep us in line as well. I mean,
we don't know because they don't disclose this information to us and
You know we deserve to know what's going on man
And and it's become it's come to a point now where they've lied about so many things and they've kept so many things in the dark
And they've lied about so much
history that's happened
That for everything to be disclosed it it would, I mean, look at
people that are freaking out about Trump. They're freaking the fuck out.
Shaving their head.
Now imagine that times like a hundred when they find out all this crazy shit about history
not being accurate, the origin of humanity, aliens, the reality of, you know,
earth and what it is and who lives here and how we got all
the technologies that we have, right?
Like it would flip people into a frenzy.
And so it sucks because we do deserve to know and have full
disclosure, but there's going to be collateral damage to people because their perspective is so ingrained in
what they believe reality is.
Right.
We have these people that watch MSM and they believe that everything that comes
across on mainstream media is true.
And then they look at everybody else who doesn't believe it and they think they're
crazy, right?
And so if you think you're the one that is you know grounded in reality and
everybody else is crazy and then it comes out that actually everybody else
sees it and you don't think what that would do to your worldview it would be
tough dude see I feel like we would be at a point man like honestly if they
came well I think there's we we are at a point yeah but I think there's a we we are at a point. Yeah, but I thought there's a couple of things man. It's like
Even if they came out and said, okay. Yeah. All right aliens are real
We've had them here like here they are. This is what they fucking look like
I feel like there would be a lot of people that like, okay
All right. Yeah, we knew it. We would be like that. Yeah, you know, let me see Joe Rogan would be like that
What's a dick look like? Yeah, like that'd be your first question with it. Yeah
so so You know, yeah, we would be like that
But also we're open to the idea that we're being lied to about everything
I mean which brings the second point though, like okay, like how would we even know that their truth is now the truth?
Well, hold on. What if they just said, Oh, aliens exist, and here's a video
of them and it's AI? That's what I'm saying. Like how you like, so what what do you think
that process would even look like, man, like, as far as like, true declassification, like,
what does the truth, how do you get the truth to be out there? Like, what does that look
like? Because they're the same motherfuckers
who two weeks ago told me that vaccines were safe
and effective telling me that UFOs exist.
Our current people would just say,
hey, we put it out and then you'd read it
and everything would be redacted.
And then they would say, oh, we put it out.
Hey, you did it.
Right, right, right.
That's what they would do.
But I don't know, dude.
I don't know what that would look like
I know this though. I know a lot of people lose their fucking minds
Yeah
Because you know they probably started with a little bit of a lie a little bit more of a lie a little bit more of a
Lie, and I think they're lying about so much now that it doesn't even really represent our current reality
I especially think they lie about the capabilities of the human individual. I think that humans are much more capable of manifesting and
controlling their outcomes than we've ever been told. I think we've
intentionally been told we are powerless, weak individuals so that we are easy to
control. Yeah. I mean bro that, that would make sense, man,
because even if you go back to 12,000 years,
the beginning of human existence,
what we call humans now,
it's like, I mean, you look at simple shit,
look at the pyramids.
How the, there's hieroglyphs of fucking UFOs
and spacecrafts and fucking pyramids and shit, right?
And it's like, how,
two things can't be true at the same time.
Like, it can't be true that we went 12,000 years,
no significant advancements,
and all of a sudden we have a computer
that fits into our fucking pocket.
Yeah, all of a sudden.
And at the same time.
Yeah, all of a sudden,
all this technology started happening in the 50s.
Right, right.
We went right around the time,
right around the time that apparently Roswell had UFOs that crashed there. Come on man. You know what I'm saying? Like dude, I get it
It just doesn't make sense. And then like when you look at like all the way back
Like when you look all the way back into anthropology, you know 12,000 years ago, you know
there's this anthropologist named Robert Sefer who is on
SEPHER on YouTube and he's got some interesting videos about the anthropologist perspective of history, which is the accurate
Interpretation of history because we have the facts in the archaeology to back it up, right? So,
he did this one on how basically all across the earth there are ancient
symbols that are consistent on continents that are separated by
massive oceans, right? And they're the
same exact drawings, the same.
They cannot be accessible back then.
Yes. And then when you talk to people, they're like, well, you know, that was back when there
was Pangea and it was one big thing. No, it wasn't. That wasn't. It was. That's not accurate.
Right. So how the fuck did all these civilizations all across the world come up with the same
ideas, the same drawings, the same figures, the same similar language, similar technology?
And why are they all telling the same story?
Why don't they tell a story of a half fish, half human that came on a boat to their land
and taught them all these things?
They all tell the same story. It was a half fish half human person that was a superior being that
came in, taught them the technology and left. And like if you look into, I know
people that have never looked into it, they think that's crazy, but if you look
into it, that's the story and there's drawings of it. So we we don't know, like
somebody knows this shit, you know what I mean?
And there's like in the Vatican, bro, there's there's tens of thousands of books that aren't even allowed to be viewed or read.
Why is that same thing over in Tibet?
There's tens of thousands of ancient books that aren't even allowed to be accessed or read.
Why is that? So, you know, there's a lot here, man.
It's not just like, oh, you know, there's a lot here, man. It's not just like,
oh, you know, aliens, do they exist or not? Like we don't even know the origin of humanity
for real. And everybody, you know, says, well, I know it's God. And I agree there's a God,
but you still don't know you weren't there. You don't know the science. There's science that says That fucking the Anunnaki came out of fucking nowhere
What happened before that?
Well, God just formed this dude and said threw him in a hole and they fucking showed up in Iraq, you know saying like
You know like it just doesn't it just doesn't it just there's just a lot more to it, bro
I got really high one night, this was a while ago.
Last night?
No, no, not last night, this was a while ago.
I got really high and I watched that movie Interstellar,
that's probably one of my favorite movies ever.
Yeah.
And it hit me, bro, aliens are just us from the future.
Like just a more advanced form of human.
Who knows?
That's what my belief is.
Really?
Yeah.
Like there are humans that are just way more advanced. like I'm talking about thousands of years ahead of us
Hmm. It was some good weed
Yeah, I don't know man, we'll see I mean I
Don't listen. They look dude. Here's here's what I think
I don't like when people talk about this shit in like this is the way it is
Yeah, you know like like we'll talk about this and then
You know people will said no. This is what happened. You know fucking know that
You know fucking know that right with nobody knows because we're being lied to there's people that know but we're not being told the truth
Yeah, I'm not the person who knows you ain't the person
Yeah, and dude we should be we should be allowed to know the truth man
We should be allowed to know what the deal is. Yeah. Yeah, I got so only way that the fucking they wouldn't allow us to know
What why wouldn't what is their main mission?
Their main mission is control. Yeah, okay
so the only reason that they wouldn't allow us to know, in my opinion, is because they use religion
to control the populace. Okay? And if something like this came out, it would shatter a lot
of people's belief in that sort of code of ethics and structure. Right. Exactly. So there,
and maybe that's not exactly what they think. but the point is we're not being told the truth because whatever the truth is
It's going to make it harder for them to control and rule over us
Yeah, I think a little bit of that too man like what it could also just be something that's so simple
Okay, like maybe there's infinite power. Maybe you know I'm saying maybe you have it. Maybe we have it
I'm saying so like so there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more now that you know I'm saying like inside the effect Tesla fucking already made that bro. You know I'm saying so it's like I think there's some
Tesla came up with wireless electricity that can be transmitted through fucking radio towers
And then all the sudden to do just dies yeah, right and where does technology go? Oh, it just stopped
No, these motherfuckers have in the archive
They don't want to use it because bro listen they, they got the cure to cancer. They got the cure to free energy.
They have the cure to all this.
The reason they don't fucking put it in is because it takes away the economic
value that these other people who donate to these people's political campaigns
and make them rich, it takes away their power to make money. So there's interest,
financial interest to keeping this shit secret.
That's my take on it, man.
That's how I see it.
Guys, jump down in the comments
and let us know what you guys think about this topic.
With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments,
man, we missed them yesterday with Mighty Mouse.
Yeah, we got, that was a full show.
That was a full boat.
Very girthy.
Bro, very girthy and long
Yeah, yeah, yeah
long for a white guy
Hey above average. Yeah. Hey
That was a fun show bro. It was great. He's one of my favorite guests we ever had if not my favorite. I'd agree
Yeah, I'd chat right better get it. Yeah, right. Come on man. Yeah, right. It's one of my favorites to you
Yeah, I would have to I they're neck and neck. They are because Chad's a little taller
but
Yeah, they're there that dude's funny and he's with it. Yeah, he's with the shit man. Yeah, let's let's crew some of these comments, bro
I didn't know what to expect. Like I didn't know what's nervous. I didn't know I didn't I never met him
Yeah, you know, you would have thought we knew him for 15 years, bro
You were thought yeah, he said like one or two things. I'm like, all right. Yeah, this is it right here
He brought up Oprah fucking flying about a shit. I'm like, oh, this would be great. Oh that motherfucker's funny as fuck
He's awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. Well guys, let's check out some of these comments. Oh, by the way, I want to say this too
Yeah, I know I said Jake Paul on the show yesterday
But I watched about three or four videos of Mike Tyson last night you go Mike hold
on he's pissed he's not he's not he ain't playing around so I'm gonna have
to I'm gonna have to retract that statement and I'm gonna have to go back
to I don't know oh yeah no it's not I'm Jake's my friend yeah so I'm gonna have to go back to I don't know. Oh, that's bullshit. Yeah. That's such a cop out. No, it's not.
That's a cop out.
Jake's my friend.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, so I'm not gonna fucking go against him.
I'm just saying, Mike's pissed.
You know what happens when Mike's pissed.
He's gonna fuck you in the ass.
Dude, listen, bro.
He feels disrespected.
You can fucking see it.
You can hear it.
Bro.
You can hear it through the tease, bro.
You can hear it. Fuck, I don't bro through the tease, bro. You could hear fuck
I don't know man. I'm excited to watch it dude. I'm excited to watch it
Fuck yeah, bro. I listen. I just saw two video. Did you see him yell at that fucking lady?
That lady said what happens if you lose and he goes I'm not gonna lose and then she goes yeah, but you said
I'm not gonna lose. You're not yeah, but you said I'm not gonna lose
You're not here what I said like I'm like holy shit, bro. She's like, okay. Thank you
Bro and then and then like they did their little face off today and
Mike came out, you know Jake Jake's a showman. You know I'm saying didn't do some shit on his ears or something
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean he's a showman, dude Yeah, he came out and you know, they were like
Squaring up and Mike fucking just like looked at him and then like when it was done
He turned around walked the fuck away like bro and I could almost see it on Jake like hey, we cool, bro
Yeah, like dude
You can't that shit just doesn't just like disappear. I
Know that it doesn't that's the thing. Let's go away. Like when you're that level of a dude
You like I think Mike Tyson might kill himself to fucking win that fight if he has to
Dude I think so too. He looks pissed. Yeah, and it doesn't seem like he's fucking I think it doesn't seem like he's gassing the fight up like it seems
Authentically mad he's in fucking like I think it started out is this like friendly
I agree that was fun, but then something happened bro. No, here's what happened
People started picking Jake Paul and this motherfucker is one of the greatest boxers of all time
If you're one of the greatest of all time and and then everybody starts picking the other guy, bro
You're gonna get pissed off you're gonna get pissed off
Jake better bring his lunch money bro I'm just saying I I'm going back to I
don't know first of all he kind of made me say make a pick I wasn't ready to
make a pick yeah you know he I felt forced oh I felt
oppressed show me where you yeah well I got black guys, and I'm the only white guy.
I felt like you guys were gonna beat me up.
Fuck, bro.
I thought I was about to get gang raped or something.
Tell me who's gonna win.
Tell me who's gonna win.
That's right.
I'm like, okay.
Who do you think's gonna win?
I think Jake Paul, me too.
Fuck, dude.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, man, I'm just trying not to get my ass beat over here.
Alright.
Well guys, let's get my ass beat by a 118 pound dude.
Oh, he woulda did it.
No, I fucking know it.
He fucking choked my head right off.
Listen, Gina had-
How much he weigh for real?
What's he weigh?
What's his?
145.
He's strong as shit.
Bro, I'm gonna tell you right now,
that motherfucker pop your head off like a fucking grape.
Bro, listen, he'd have to meet Gina. Huh? You'd have to meet Gina. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're shooting him. Oh, absolutely
Yeah, there's no doubt. I'd listen bro. Listen, this is a life lesson for all you guys out there. I learned this very quick
I'll tell you one too. Go ahead tell yours. I learned this when I was bouncing in the bars, bro
It's 17. You don't fuck with people with cauliflower. Oh Oh no, that's a fact. You don't do it. Ever.
So if you got cauliflower ear and you start,
there's a high probability you're gonna get shot by it.
Walked away.
Cause I'm not gonna fight you.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna fight you.
No, here's the other rule.
And I ain't no bitch.
Here's the other rule.
But you got cauliflower ear?
No.
When you young bucks wanna fuck with someone
who's like over 40, remember they,
first of all, they've been fighting their whole lives.
Cause that's what we did growing up. of all they're probably tired and sore and
their knees hurt and shit and they're probably just gonna shoot you in the
fucking face yeah so keep that in mind people above 40 are more likely to shoot
you're gonna hear two pops first the knees gonna pop then the guns gonna go
back yeah that's right bro Sal and I used to fight all the time. Remember when we fucking stuck,
the first week you were here, we got in a fist fight.
Yeah, I remember that.
You didn't know who to fucking pull off a who.
I'm like, fuck, this guy hired me to,
but that's his brother.
Like, you know what, dude.
But dude, we made an agreement after that
because it just, it hurts too bad.
Yeah, we all out for it, man.
Remember, I was injured
for like fucking seven weeks after that.
So was he. Yeah, family'll out for me. Remember I was injured for like fucking seven weeks after that. So was he yeah
Family pictures got messed up. I got pictures
He was fucking bad. All right. Well guys, let's get let's check some of these comments out from you guys
You guys never fail to amaze us. Let's go to this first one. This first one is from at make
Make them say Let's go to this first one. This first one is from at Make, Make'em Say,
uh, Make'em Say Alex? Make'em Say, uh.
All right, I think that's what it is.
Nah, nah, nah.
He says, Andy saying she will cut you is funny.
I'm Mexican and was cut by one of my exes,
so that's pretty accurate.
Who are we talking about? AOC, man. my exes. So that's pretty accurate.
Who are we talking about? AOC man. AOC? Yeah. No.
Who? Oh yeah. Diego's mom.
Diego's mom? Yeah. Being, being Hispanic. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Well they have, both of them probably cut you. No, they're yeah. AOC maybe not.
Maybe her eyes are, got crazy. Fuck. Yeah, she got crazy eyes cuz she's crazy. That's true
Yeah, all right. Well, thanks for the I would love to have a OC on the show
She wouldn't do it the other day when she put up her little chat box up about
Who who do you guys listen to if you voted for Trump and I fucking wrote in the box?
I said me
Come on the show. It'll be fair. We'll have a good time. I put it in there like four different times
So I know she saw it. Yeah, she had to see it. Yeah, but she didn't fucking
She left me on her head
That's where it starts. Yeah, that's where I saw you cut. That's how you get cut
See what I'm saying cuz you don't take the warning bro. Yeah
thing you know, she's throwing a chocolate Cut that's how you get cut see what I'm saying cuz you don't take the warning, bro. Yeah, sing your nose
You throwing a chocolate?
Alex we appreciate the man try a shimmy. Yeah, sorry about the cut
Where though where were you cut yeah, we got a comment that though, where were you cut?
Yeah, cuz I'm good technically
What Yeah, okay next one last comment comes from at Bailey McDonald
5928 she says nah you can keep whatever that is
We have enough issues in Australia to deal with we don't want that bullshit here. Talk about Tim Tam, Tim Tam.
I know who she's talking about.
Well, if you don't want him, what we gonna do with him?
Yeah, we don't fucking want him.
He already signed the paperwork.
Yeah, he's coming, dude.
Yeah.
You're gonna be your neighbor, Bailey McDonald.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
He's okay with having to sign paperwork
to go to Australia, but, you know,
illegal migrants can come here without paperwork, and it's fine. Well these people complain about paperwork
going there. Listen most people have the ability to like discern their own
hypocrisy at least most of the time. Right of course we're all hypocrites in
certain points we might say one thing and do another that's huge it's called
human nature but these people here they don't have any fucking,
they don't have any recognizing,
any ability to recognize their own hypocrisy.
It's a square circle, bro.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's weird shit, man.
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Both of them.
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With that being said, let's get to headline number two.
This one is great because we mentioned it a little bit
yesterday, I think, the new Dogey.
The Doge?
The Doge, I don't know how you pronounce it. I think it's Doge. Is it Doge? I wish. The new Dogey. The Doge? The Doge, I don't know how you pronounce it.
I think it's Doge.
Is it Doge?
I wish it should be Dogey.
Department of Government Efficiency.
Department of Government Efficiency, right?
So you got Trump, who is bringing in this new department.
You got Elon Musk and Vivek running it, okay?
Now, leave it to MSM,
they're gonna do some fear-mongering. They't talk about either one of them. Otherwise, it's racism
It is we've established very racist to talk about an African American and an Indian Americans. It's fucked up. Yeah
qualified
Yeah, well, you know, I mean clearly you know how to use computer
But you know leave it to MSM they're gonna try to do some fear-mongering yeah, right So I thought this was interesting. This is coming from CNN, of course
Trump wants Elon Musk to overhaul the government
Here's what could be on the chopping block
Alright, and they go into this like stupid fucking article and I'm not even gonna read all of it
You know, but they talk about you know, Elon Musk and you know
He's a billionaire one of the richest men on earth who runs several companies and he does them so good and why can he?
Why should he be you know in charge of government efficiency? I mean, I think it's pretty fucking clear. That's exactly why. It's exactly why. Dude, what is it with these fucking idiots that
can't understand that to be in charge of a government is no different than being in charge
of a company. It's being in charge of the most powerful company in the world. And do
you want to elect someone based upon their gender or their skin tone or their being the first this to run the most powerful
Country in the world if you do it's because you're a fucking idiot
Yeah, I mean listen and if they are gonna do that then again he qualifies for that too
He's the first African American to lead the Department of Government efficiencies. He runs and
The guys a creative thinker plus a competent operator, which is a huge
Huge huge deal because very few people have both those skill sets. All right
He runs Tesla Tesla's completely innovative company
How could we do cars? Well, we could do them like this and he starts making it up, right?
Like he's not like hey, we're gonna do them like this and he starts making it up, right?
Like, he's not like, hey, we're going to do like GM and own a little bit better.
All right.
There's levels to this fucking game.
I want to go to Mars, so I'm going to build my own fucking NASA.
Okay.
So he, my point here, PayPal, he thinks completely outside the realm of the structure that most people think which is a requirement
To innovate and push forward and I actually think because of those skill sets
There is nobody more qualified
to do
What he's been tasked with doing because what we need to do is we need to take the entire government like imagine if
To renew your license plates
you just went on the internet and fucking typed in a few words instead of going to the license office
wasting half a day dealing with a bunch of bullshit you know blah blah blah like all of this stuff
should be on blockchain all of this shit should be immediate like instantaneous it should be very low cost if not free and he's gonna do all
those things like in every way possible that's what I think well they're trying
to scare people into thinking that you know they're talking about cutting
Medicare Medicaid and the children's health insurance program the affordable
I bet he will cut and I'm sure there's gonna be some true I bet he will cut the
bullshit out of it I'm thinking there's some there's some definitely some fat that could be trimmed off from there, you know for sure
but I want to direct our time and energy to what really
Is the shit that needs to be getting cut right? Let's check this out
This is where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending from transgender monkeys to DI and checks to dead people. It's a great
fucking article by New York Post. Let's dive into this. So the first thing they
could check, waste of a day, feds paid 1.3 billion dollars to dead people last
year. Last year. Mm-hmm. We're not talking about fucking Medicaid. 1.3. What we what could we do with 1.3 billion dollars?
Do a lot going back just to the people. Do a lot, you know.
Um, yeah, the the federal government mistakenly
paid 1.3 billion dollars to dead people in the fiscal year 2023 according to US Office of Management and budgets
reporting on improper payments. Other things they've put out behind bars
benefits, prisoners thought to still be free and out of work, received $171
million in unemployment payments or social security in 2023. Medicaid, Medicare also sent out 101
billion dollars in improper payments, largely due to fraud and tax cheats took the IRS for at least
$546 million. I don't like that one. I would say everything the IRS is. It's not a tax cheat it's a fucking individual cheat yeah yeah that's true other things that no pointless government money goes to
talk about cutting the fat Russian cat research in 2021 yeah they fucking killed
crumbs bro well I think crumbs was they killed crumbs he knew too much that was
a massage hit bro he knew too much much, bro Yeah, they killed him
In 2021 who killed him to who?
doctor death Oh Fauci fucking Fauci
Boucher kill cross
With RFK getting in a cat was probably fucking around too much aspartame. Yeah. Well, they ain't bringing crumbs back man
You've been seeing those reels of our case stuff
of our junior Bringing crumbs back man. Have you been seeing those reels? Of the RFK stuff? Of Junior?
RFK?
What do you do?
Bro, they're making reels of him now,
like fucking shred it.
He is shredded.
He is shredded, no but like,
Like 30 year old shredding.
Ridiculously shredded.
Alright, and they have his voice over this clip,
and it's like this dude going to open up his fridge
and pull out a Diet Coke.
And then it's like, This is, hey you fat fuck. No, it's RFK, it's like this dude going to open up his fridge and pull out a diet coke. And then it's like,
Hey you fat fuck.
No, it's RFK, it's like, stay away from the Asper team.
I'm here to work for you even if you don't like it.
It's like today we're hitting buys and tries.
It's fucking great.
But yeah, Cat Research in 2021
the National Institute of Health awarded half a million
dollars to a Russian lab performing experiments on cats, including removing part of their
brains and seeing if they could still walk on treadmill.
That is so fucked up.
Why are we doing that?
I don't think we're actually like I don't think they're actually doing that.
Yeah, they're just saying they're doing it and taking the money.
Exactly.
Like this, for example, other wasteful government. I don't know bro. You saw that experiment Fauci was doing with the fucking puppies the beagles
Yeah
Yeah, maybe they are dude Fauci's going to hell bro. Oh, there's no doubt
Yeah, like he's caused so much pain so much suffering. He's a sick fuck. Yes
But other wasteful government spending by Irish Biden's Irish boondoggle, American taxpayers shelled
out $4 million last year for Joe and Hunter Biden to go on a trip to Ireland, as the Post
reported.
That included $1.2 million on an elaborate sound system and light show for a Biden speech
and $760, dollars to rent out an entire
hotel in Dublin just wasteful spending fifty million dollars to to a firm that
runs Monkey Island it's a colony of around three thousand primates that are
sent to research labs and they also sense three point seven million dollars
that was used to fund a study on monkeys and gambling
part of a nut yeah, bro, like
How about the insurance companies that give you an aspirin and charge you $700? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, how about we start there?
Fuck the monkey shit cuz that's where most of the shit comes from. Yeah. Well, it's funny you say that
I mean even on the health care as we're still paying for the pandemic. Of course we are.
There's still millions of dollars, billions of dollars.
FEMA is expected to spend another $70 billion
on the pandemic in 2026, six years after it fucking started.
Dr. Fauci, he's been receiving $15 million
worth of security this year.
Bro, how much security is that like
well that's a shit no I know think about what what we spend that's a shit ton right and
they I mean what the fuck do they have all of it like fucking is that like a army of
robots the fuck they got well it's a lot that's a lot of that's a lot of shit right there. That's a lot of power.
Yeah, and you know, oh, this is crazy. Drag shows in Ecuador, taxpayer money's going to that.
The State Department awarded a $20,000 grant
to a center in Ecuador that was used
for 12 drag theater performances
in a two-minute documentary.
Well, look, there's a billion things like this.
Yeah, it's all over.
China, I mean, it's all over there.
But one of the other things that are interesting,
obviously there's a lot of government waste that goes on.
That's really the whole problem.
Department of Health and Human Services hired 294 employees
at a cost of 38.7 million to oversee DEI as reported by Open in the Books.
$40 million to say that people who aren't qualified should get jobs over people who
are.
What does that come down to in salary?
38.7 divided by 294.
$131 thousand dollars a year
Yeah
That's crazy yeah to say okay well
You have this color skin or you have this genitalia and this guy's more qualified than you so you get the job
Makes sense. Yeah makes perfect sense
but Elon
He's been doing some other things too.
He's also changing some stuff up at Twitter,
which is what I wanna move this next convo to.
Have you been seeing the mass exodus of Twitter?
The Twitterites?
And by mass exodus, I mean like five people?
Oh.
You got Joy Reid.
She's leaving Twitter as liberal tantrums over Elon Musk and Trump's by the read
Needs to leave the US. I think so, too
Yeah, she's a fucking racist straight up racist like imagine if a white person went on TV and talked about black people
The way she talks about said half the shit she says the other way
Yeah, joy reads out.
That's what I'm glad, I'm happy about.
Racism is gonna get to the point where racism is racism.
It's not just one way, right?
If you judge someone based off the color of their skin
for any reason whatsoever, you're a world-class piece
of shit, that's the bottom line.
And racism is racism, whether it's towards black people or white people or Asians or Jews or fucking whatever, right?
It's just bad people and good people dude
Is this person a bad person is this person a good person if we would just get to that?
We could actually find out who is at the bottom of all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit, right? I
Don't know. Yeah, let's check her video all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit, right?
I don't know. Yeah, let's check her video out.
Hey guys, so today I finally did something
I've been meaning to do for a while.
And the reason for doing it and kissing goodbye
my 1.9 million followers.
Too many white people!
Is because I hadn't been posting for a long time. I just didn't want to contribute content
once it was purchased by its present owner. But just having it there, I was only holding on to it
because I, you know, really didn't want someone trying to take over that name
and using it for nefarious purposes. I was a little bit worried about that.
Um, and also every so often I would use it to just like sort of look at
news that was trending and what's happening.
And I was just sort of use it as like an aggregator, but I just
realized that that's not really worth it.
Because in order to like do the news aggregation and just look at all, you
have to wade through a lot of DREC and a lot of just abuse and a lot of just
negativity and stuff with it.
Yeah, you do.
The abuse that was the response and the backlash of the shit you've been doing for 15 years,
lady.
Yeah.
By the way, nice hair.
She's not the only one.
She used to put her fucking wig back on.
She does
Fuck bro when you get a hairline like that, you don't let it quit on you. You gotta fire it
Yeah, but you know what you didn't lose it cuz you fired it. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?
No, you didn't you only lose if you try to like hang on to it like she's doing. Okay
All right, you know, I didn't lose my fight
No, you you you won cuz you said fuck you fucking quit on me me Fuck you. You're fired. Yeah, you can't fire me. I'll fire you. Yeah, that's right. Right, right
I'm breaking up with me. I'm great with you. Fuck you
That's what she failed to do. Yeah, and she's not I mean, yeah, by the way, what's up with the cultural appropriation of her blonde hair?
Oh, so with that. Oh
All right now joy. Yeah. Yeah, you got some explaining to do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do
She's not the only faggot that left
Don Lemon left to
He's all done. He didn't leave yet. He's leaving to me try to like extort you on for some sort of fucking contract or something
I think so. Yeah, and he lost it. They had a they had a disagreement right like didn't he want to
Listen, man
Yeah, you guys are irrelevant man, like joy read quit because no one cares what she says
No, but she was getting hammered every day every day. Well, that's cuz she's legit
divisive and racist man
bro, these uh
These people who are all did you do you have anything in here about the mainstream media in the next topic?
Did you see all these people getting fired from MSM all these people that are getting released and let go and shit
Oh, yeah, dude all the all the like main hosts are on the chopping block at CNN and MSNBC
Allegedly. Well, nobody's watching this shit. I know but see this is their move
My point here is that that's their move to regain credibility
They've realized that these people have exhausted their credibility
They so they need new faces and apparently they're trying to get some pro Trump voices on their networks
I have heard that. Yeah, so trying to go, so bias. So ABC,
just going to throw this out there.
I will be a host on one of your shows. Me and DJ,
we come as a package and we will be the counter to the rest of the,
and we can handle them all. All you need is us. Okay.
And we'll just go on every show and be the voice. You guys pay me money.
My reparations amount is gonna be pretty high.
That's right.
Pay me a lot of money.
Pay DJ a lot of money.
We'll come on your TV and we'll get the ratings up there.
I promise you.
If you don't hire us, it's racism.
We're suing.
Yeah, that's right.
Fucking racism.
I'm an African American with a African American credit score.
I demand to be heard.
And I am a persecuted white man
Who was forced to pick Jake Paul I want I was bullied by two black men on my own show
This is one of the pictures from that study with the monkeys doing casino shit right monkeys learning how to gamble
3.7 million dollars right there monkey smarter than me dude. I don't know how to play poker anything. I don't I
Never wanted to learn bro. Yeah, it's like cocaine. I don't want to touch it
Smart bro if things are gonna be bad for me like that. I don't even fucking go near him. That's smart, man
I'll end up being that weirdo fucking high on cocaine at the card table when I'm clear visors on five in the morning
Yeah, yeah, man guys jumping on this convo man, let us know what you guys think down in the comments I
Will say this I love the vague and I love Elon Musk and I believe if they do what they say
They're going to do they could be the two most historically relevant individuals
in our government in modern history.
For the next century, bro.
In modern history.
Yeah.
Bigger than a president, bigger than anybody,
because what actually needs to happen here
is what they are claiming they are going to do,
which is removing the bureaucracy
and reducing the bureaucracy
From what is currently the biggest government in the history of human history down to a functional
cashflow positive
non-wasteful
Business that serves the people and if they do that bro
Not only will we be our country be out of
debt, we won't pay the taxes we're paying, not even close.
We don't need to.
No, and that can be done quickly.
Yeah.
So I'm very excited.
I'm very confident in both of their abilities.
There's been a lot of picks and a lot of them I am excited about.
Some of them I don't get like at all, like this Marco Rubio pick.
Yeah, like Secretary of State not only that dude
I don't like I don't like these pro-israel people dude. Like I don't like it
It doesn't have a place in our government. Yeah, okay
And I don't know I don't mind if you're a regular person and you love Israel and it's a big deal
but this is fucking America dude and
The Israeli influence in our government is unacceptable just as it would be unacceptable
For any country to have that level of influence in our government. It's not an anti-semitic thing. It's not anything against Jews
It's the principle of a government having that much control over our government
And when Pete Hegseth who I gave amazing words to yesterday
Stands up today and says,
you know, freedom or what do you say, capitalism, something, patriotism and Zionism are the
forefront.
No, patriotism.
Zionism is for there.
It's all the way across the world is for them.
Okay.
Zionism does not belong in our government and we can be allies and we can help each other without that much influence
Happening in our government. It's it has to end at some point
We need to be American first and I'm really tired of the people who claim to be America first
Going up there and talking about this and like if there's someone who can explain to me the relationship and why it's that important
I would love to hear it, but I have not heard a valid argument from anybody as to why
We should have dual citizens of another country in our government making policy decisions that serve
Them and then us it should be american first dude And so like when pete says because I have all the respect in the world for Hagseth and Pete I do what the fuck man
This is America. Let's be American first
Don't go up there now all of a sudden fucking start spewing up all these talking points because you think you need to to get
Finance for some future bullshit. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it either dude
And there's a number of picks that he made that are like that
And bro that makes me think Trump hasn't learned his motherfucking lesson. It really makes me think that Trump is gonna go in and
fucking
Potentially do the same shit that happened to him last time. Yeah, I don't know dude. I mean, I hope I'm wrong
And maybe there's a bunch of shit. I don't know there probably is but
And maybe there's a bunch of shit. I don't know there probably is but
America should be for Americans and until our country looks how it should look and until we are a superior country
To every other country in the world in terms of our infrastructure our technology the quality of living the income standard all of these things
Until we're the best $0 to anybody else fucking anybody
That's that's my position. Yeah guys jumping on this conversation
Let's know what you guys think down in the comments of that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three
This was interesting this one this just came out today
onion
buys Alex Jones's
Info wars at auction with backing from Sandy Hook families. Yeah, you see this. Mm-hmm. Yeah interesting
the
satirical news source the onion
outbid rivals for Alex Jones's info wars at a bankruptcy auction backed by families of Sandy Hook elementary school
shooting victims owed more than one1 billion in defamation judgments
against the broadcaster for calling the 2012 massacre a hoax.
The sale price was not disclosed when the families confirmed the deal on Thursday.
Quote, the dissolution of Alex Jones' assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we
have long awaited and fought for.
Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emily was killed in the 2012 shooting in Connecticut,
sent in a statement provided by his lawyers and seen by the Associated Press.
Now, Alex Jones, he's 50, he confirmed the Onions acquisition of Infowars in
a social media post and said he planned to file legal challenges to stop it.
Quote, I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers
and folks met with the US trustee over our bankruptcy this morning and they said they are
shutting us down even without a court order this morning. Jones said quote, Connecticut Democrats
with the onion newspaper bought us. He added now he started info wars back in 1999 and it's been going on for a long time.
And again, I don't know if that's gonna like,
I don't know how much Infowars is actually worth.
I don't know if it's.
They just bought a bunch of podcast equipment, dude.
And some cameras and a fucking backdrop.
And on top of that, you know,
maybe any contracts that they had signed.
Sponsorship deal or shit.
But it's worthless without Alex Jones, right?
All he has to do is go start another one called fucking you know
Bozo wars or whatever the fuck he wants to call it, you know, I'm saying for wars. Yeah, I mean dude
Look, it's it's it's a fucking nothing burger, you know
I
Mean they're not gonna stop them. All we would have to do is call Alex and say hey, bro
Why don't you come sit on our show and whatever ads you bring you keep the money for that?
Mm-hmm, and then he's making the same fucking money doing the same shit, you know, like it
Alex has a fucking fan base. Yeah, you can't stop that. It's him
Yeah, like that would be like they come in and oh we we fucking forced Andy to sell real af
Well, I'm gonna start fucking real real af tomorrow really really yeah
Like like, you know, like it's it's it's it's ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, they're trying to yeah now
I mean dude, I'm not sitting here saying that what he said was right or wrong or whatever, you know
Like I think that's very insensitive to make light of a situation where people
actually died as people lose their kids I remember that shooting dude it was
horrible it was like that was a you know we hear about these shootings and
they're all horrible but that was one that was like the first that was like
the first time it was like little bitty kids you know what I'm saying and it was
horrible and I don't know why he would think that was made up.
I don't know Alex Jones.
I think he makes some good points.
A lot of times I think he's well read on the shit that,
I think he knows a lot of shit.
I think he gets a little bit out there sometimes,
and I think this is one of the cases
where he got a lot out there and it bit him in the ass.
Yeah, big time.
Yeah, and it's not, you know,
but forcing him out of business,
finding him a billion dollars and all this shit.
That's the part that bothers me,
is the government overreaching this?
Yeah, that's what it is, it's government overreach.
A billion dollars, bro?
Yeah, come on, dude.
That's insane. I Like. That's insane.
I agree.
It's insane.
I agree.
You know, and it's just like, you know.
Well, and here's what people, people,
so like when you say that,
there's gonna be people who say,
well what he did was absolutely horrible.
Okay. Sure.
Absolutely.
But there's people out there that actually kill kids
that don't get fined a billion for dollars, right?
Okay, there's rich people that fucking crash their car and and kill a family and they come out of prison still fucking rich
If they go to prison at all, that's what I'm saying, bro
so like this is this is not okay and
Where people need to really be careful before they jump on this shit and say oh, yeah
Get them is that it's setting a precedent
for them to get you too.
It does.
Right?
It does.
The other part too that bothers me on this, man,
is just like we have to be very, very honest with ourselves
and very careful when we talk about the freedoms
that we have in this country, right?
Like if we're gonna say we have free speech,
free speech means that you can say something I don't like anything,
anything you want. That's what free speech means. That's the textbook.
Free speech means that as long as it's relatively true,
you could say it right. I don't know that he had any proof that was true.
You know, like as much as I say, there's,
there's no limits to free speech
I mean how many times have we had to file lawsuits on people that fucking completely make up shit about me completely make it up
Yeah, you know what I mean like fuck dude. I got people in this building
That's all they fucking do is attack the internet for people to fucking tell lies. You know I'm saying so like where it gets blurry though
It's like you know
Is that when an opinion,
cause I mean, when an opinion,
I mean, maybe even phrase it,
like I don't know, like that's the other thing.
Like it's hard to even find what the original point was
that was like where this is all contended on,
you know, but I get blurs, it does get blurry man.
It's like my opinions, my opinion.
Now, whether he said it was his opinion or not,
or said like, this is a fact, I don't know. But opinion, like, dude, you can't, like you get hurt opinions my opinion now whether he said it was his opinion or not or said like this is a fact
I don't know but a pain like dude you can't like you get hurt by my opinion. That's motherfucker
Kamala Harris was just in front of the fucking White House saying that Donald Trump and all of us are Nazis
Nazis what's her billion dollar? That's right. I want to sue her for death of me, too
You know I'm saying yeah, like you don't seem to like listen, bro
Calling someone a Nazi is a big fucking deal
And if they're not a fucking Nazi then where is the fucking accountability to those people, right? You know I'm saying yeah, like you don't seem to like listen bro calling someone a Nazi is a big fucking deal
And if they're not a fucking Nazi then where is the fucking accountability to those people right?
But there's accountability to him, right?
right Don't say this what this really was is this is
Everybody else yeah, this is a fucking intimidation tactic
It's all is they wanted they wanted to fucking hit Alex Jones with a billion dollars
to shut people like me and you and everybody else up.
Rogan, shut up.
PBD, shut up.
Fersella, DJ, shut up.
You're gonna lose all your shit.
That's right.
You know, it's fucked up.
It's fucked up, man.
Other things too, though, quickly on government overreach.
Did you see this?
Biden's FBI raids home of Polly market CEO after gambling platform. Yeah, that's retaliatory dude
Successfully predicts Trump's victory. Yeah, that's that's straight-up payback political political revenge
Bro, yeah. Well, I mean that shit's all gonna stop here in a couple months
I pray to God as long as fucking Trump actually gets in I dude, I still cannot shake the feeling that these people have a plan.
And they are not, I would say as the days go by, when I'm starting to watch like
the media companies fire their fucking personalities and shit, and I'm starting
to see like some of these changes being made.
I'm thinking less and less that there's a plan, but like 2% less.
You know, I still think these people are going to try to fucking kill Trump.
I think they're going to blame it on Iran.
I think they're going to try to get all Trump's people fired up to go to war with Iran.
Then they get rid of Trump.
They get their war with Iran. then they get rid of Trump.
They get their war with Iran. They all make a bunch of money.
They remove the most capable American males from society by putting them to war
who are the resistance of their plan and their, their policies and their, you
know, platform, and then they get to say, Oh, there's free and fair elections.
Look, Trump won, but they killed him
Mm-hmm you see what I'm saying so everything that could happen from that
standpoint
Benefits them and it just when all things are all things
The simplest thing makes sense and the simplest thing is not oh, they're just gonna give up and let him walk right in
It's not that's not so he does not stop itself, bro No, I do two hundred percent and never has never has you know, so I mean we'll see I just hope that I hope Trump
and his people
Are very fucking careful. I hope to that hope they're very on top of the guy
I also hope to that the majority of people also
Will be smart enough to be able to use common sense to know that if that does happen and they do try to blame
It on who did it. Yeah, it's not them. Not only that bro. I hope that people I hope just people in general are
aware enough to pay attention and like kind of just like watch right like if you see weird shit happening wherever you are
Especially if you're in the vicinity of fucking Trump like in his town you need to say something I
Dude, I don't know man like I
Think you guys who listen regularly and have listened for a number of years
You know
I have a unique ability to be able to see things coming down the pipe and that is that is just what the fuck
I'm seeing and I'm just being honest about it. Yeah, man guys. It bothers me dude. Like I don't like it. Yeah, dude
Yeah guys
Jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments
That being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck
That's where we bring a headline in we talk about it and it gets one of those two options
So with that being said
Let's get to our thumbs up
Got a video for you we're gonna start with.
All right.
Okay, now you guys have been listening,
watching for any extent of time.
You guys know that we like bears.
Bears are a common theme on this show.
And you have a Rolls Royce.
Mm-hmm, two of them.
Get two of them.
Nice Rolls Royce.
That's right.
Yeah, what's a Rolls Royce plural? Rolls Royce's. Okay, you got two rolls. Yeah. All right. I got Roles's. Yeah, cuz you got some Roles
I got a couple Roles's. I'm familiar with the Roles. Yeah. What'd you say Joe? They're assholes. What'd they say?
I got Roles too. You got Roles? I got everybody. Hey, grown man's got Roles, bro. Yeah
I mean it's baller shit. It is that's like look at Rick Ross, bro
Dig boss status. Yeah, you know, I'm just saying the ladies like a little roll. Yeah, especially in the wintertime, dude
It's cold. Yeah, you ain't warming shit up. Yeah. Well fucking get your skinny ass fucking skeleton ass on remote control body ass
Oh
Fuck dude video for you though all right has to do with a bear. Yeah, and a Rolls Royce. Okay. All right. Let's check this out
There's no audio so you guys gotta watch on YouTube
What is that That's a fucking bad. That's not a rolls though. That's a roll. Oh, that is a rolls came back for rolls
Oh, he upgraded he was in the bends now. He's in the rolls. Yeah
So we shit dude
So this is doing in there. He's fucking the car up. Why is he go?
Why is he what's going on here? Yeah, so this was a California. This is in California
This is this is a video that was submitted to the Department of Insurance for an insurance claim
Of a bear that went in not just one car, but two cars. Yeah
The same guy on both cars, yeah, no he didn't
That's his own circus bear. And they said a bear attacked
the Rolls Royce. But the real culprit was even stranger. Footage was shocking a brown
bear. And there hasn't been one of those in Southern California for more than a century
breaks into a 2010 Rolls Royce Ghost,
seemingly- Hold on.
Was that a fucking dude in a fucking bear suit?
Is that what the fuck we just looked at?
All right, keep reading, dude.
This is fucking funny.
Seemingly using the door handle,
then it lumbers around inside the car,
raking the leather seats with its mighty claws
Except it wasn't a terrifying beast
It was a person and a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat
authority said
So the this video was submitted
and the insurance adjusters
They you know they they enlisted some help of some biologists from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review the videos
And they all said yeah, that's a dude in the suit so they out they they launched this operation
Called operation bear claw they got a warrant for this dude to search his house,
and they found this.
Hahahaha!
Holy shit, man.
Okay.
All right, first of all, you broke motherfucker.
Why the fuck you have a Rolls Royce if you're committing insurance fraud?
You fucking idiot. And you can tell he's a fake baller motherfucker because it's a 2010. Yeah, things worth like 30 bucks
Fucking bear suits worth more than that, bro
Well, so just for context because you know, obviously pictures were taken of the vehicles damage and stuff with both cars this dude same guy
So so so this guy's so fucking stupid
Mm-hmm like he doesn't stop at one car like if it was just one car
He wouldn't got caught, but he's got two cars parked in the exact same spot in the exact same fucking camera angle
That like bro
How fucking stupid are you and then you keep the bear suit in your house?
You should have left it in the woods.
That's like, you know, that's like committing a murder
and then keeping all the blood soaked shit in your closet.
It's stupid.
It's stupid.
Now for context, I want to show you guys what a picture of.
Look at the fucking kitchen meat slashers.
I use that shit on my briskets.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah.
Brisket, I mean fuck.
You do it on a pool.
So he cut holes through the fucking paw gloves
so he could hold the fucking kitchen cloths.
And then he just shredded the seats of his car.
His own car.
Well so I wanna show you guys,
this is a picture that the
Department of Insurance in California used in their case. This is a picture that the Department of Insurance in California used in their case.
This is a picture of what an actual vehicle would look like if it was attacked by a bear.
Yup.
Alright, there's some real damage.
It looks like a bear got it.
Okay.
These are the pictures of what the man submitted to insurance was that's the that's the AMG and then there's the
Rolls Royce
totally believable totally believable look we get a picture of this guy? I just wanna see how fucking dumb he looks. Look how easy he opened up the door
Come on out Smoky, you know, you would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids
Hold on go back go back. What was the date on the first one? See
What's the date on that one?
What's the date on that one?
Then show on this one what a moron yeah, yeah
No
The fuck is wrong with people dude four people got arrested in this they
Ruben Tim Rezzi and he's 26 years old of Glendale
Arit
Chakranani Nani on 999
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V-hey
I'm not even murder murder. Kanyan and
Alifia Zuckerman alright
Z shine what kind of names are those?
two of them sounded in the second and the third one sounded in but the first and the last one i
don't know second one is Ararat Cherkinian it sounds like these motherfuckers ran across the
border there were 142 000 that was a claim that was a claim for those two cars for those two cars 2015 AMG
2010 Rolls-Royce
Yep
They they're now facing charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy
So yeah, Andy what we got on this bro. We had a couple of dumb motherfuckers
That's what we got yeah, why don't you know why don't you know pin it on the black the brown bear hold on bro why
Well, I mean if they made a black bear definitely racist well that probably would have went through like yeah
Yeah, this makes sense. Yeah, I bear no they would have said well. You know what?
The black bear you know he grew up in a bad house, so we're gonna let him keep the car a cave
Yeah, those are his cars now
You know
Fucking look man fucking true
The black bear killed five people whatever you didn't have not a lot of berries to pick around. Yeah, even shit
Yeah, you know his dad left home. Yeah, it's you know what he knows faulted is
It's the fucking polar bears
Oh fucking bears polar bears fault bro, and the fucking pandas the pandas are just as bad. Mm-hmm
Cuz they're halfway bad. That's right. I got a little
Way back. Oh
My god, dude, we might see Fauci inhale
We'll see you there Fauci be right there be a little hotter spot
We'll be in that warm spot, you know, get some we get a little tan he's gonna be on fucking fire
All right, this is definitely
Thumbs down for this could qualify for dumbass of the fucking week for sure effort
Yeah, this is dumbass of the at least last three months. I like it dumbass of the quarter. I like it
Yeah, I like it. Well guys those two handsome boys on that fucking on that on that graphic. That's just some baller shit
You know what? I can't wait salt and pepper. I can't wait until America gets back to winning
I can't wait till everybody gets back to being ballers
I can't wait till everybody's back to making money and kicking ass and having fun. That's what I can. Oh, it's covered
I know I could feel it one way or another. I feel it. That's why I'd be flexing my shit
Cuz I'm like it's time to win again. Yeah, it is man guys
Andy alright guys
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