REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 814. Andy & DJ CTI: Steve Bannon Retracts Statement on War Room, Biden 'Wandering Off' & COVID Born In North Carolina?

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss Steven Bannon retracting his statement on War Room regarding Kash Patel’s alleged nomination as FBI Director, Footage of Biden 'wandering off' into the Amazon exploding online, and Trump's former CDC director making a bombshell COVID claim that 'there is a real possibility' the virus was born in North Carolina.

What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies, the fakes and delusions of modern society. Welcome to Mothafuckin' Reality. real let's say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet that's what I did you hear that it's a little extra there I did I felt extra fucking extra mm-hmm that means we're gonna have an extra good show yeah you know anyway this is CTI let's get started show the show hose yep Yep What's going on?

Do me off there a little bit. You know what they've all heard it man. I bet everybody could recite it They do actually do they yeah where Any time I meet somebody they recite the shit. I know it's fucking awkward It's like that's my line. Hey Aren't you somebody? Yeah, all right, dude, it's cool man. Yeah, it's cool. We got some we got some good people out there man It's good people broke. Let's some of these motherfuckers say it better than me. It's true

It's true. I'm sure a lot of people could do my job better That's probably true. Just reading You know, we should just have a grade we should just run a contest and like we should have two of the listeners come in And be me and you yeah, okay, and then you and I'll come on to be guests. I like it Yeah, well you got something My daughter knows the intro does she? I bet she can she's been listening to us. She's like one. Yeah, she knows it better than us, bro I guarantee you she'll stop up be like that's not right

Yeah, man you tell her hey don't uh, don't be talking like Andy Yeah Don't be talking like Andy Yeah All right, yeah, what's going on man? Dude, how are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good Monday beautiful Monday morning here and Good old st. Louis. Yeah, we gotta go somewhere man. Yeah, we gotta get some sun. I know I know I Know I'm thinking about like a little Arizona. Yeah. You know? What's the best place to go to right now? It's Arizona, bro.

Is it AZ? Yeah. I was just there, it wasn't bad. Yeah, a little pool. Get one of them rooms with the pool, with their own pool. Yeah, we gotta get out of here, bro. Yeah, I agree.

We gotta get the fuck out. Let's just get, listen, let's get a Bronco and just book it to Canada. Huh? Just me and you. Let's just book it to Canada. Why would we go to Canada? That's what OJ did. No, we're gonna it to Canada. Huh? Just me and you. Let's just book it to Canada. Why would we go to Canada? That's what OJ did.

No, we were gonna go to Mexico. Oh, okay. Go to Mexico, yeah. If I was picking one or the other... I would definitely, I know what I'm making up. Tacos, I mean... Beach. You know? Guns.

I mean... Tacos. This motherfucker. What do they got up there in Canada, bro maple syrup? Hockey hockey works. He's St. Louis is a hockey capital United States. Is it yep, or is that like is it really? Yeah, I just said so okay. I didn't know that was like a like a personal opinion now. It's official now Sweet man, well, let's official now. Sweet, man. Well, let's get into our show, man.

We got some good shit. We got the fucking best shit ever in St. Louis. Don't fuck around. Y'all don't know. Toaster ravioli. You know what the thing is? You know why everybody says, like, everybody kind of talks a little shit on St. Louis?

You know why that is? They're peanut butter and jelly. No, motherfucker. We don't want you to come here. No. We don't run around. We're not stupid here in St. Louis. We don't run around talk about how great it is Don't go down there. You might get carjacked. I got robbed last week In fact, we pay the media to put these reports out to keep you fuckers away from us

Don't come here Man What's up? I see a California license plates. I get pissed. I do too. What the fuck you doing here? Yeah, I'm saying we don't want none of your California shit. You get invited here. Yeah. Yeah, you know go back where you came What is this shit with the California people moving from California and then wherever they go? They do the same stuff they did in California and then wonder why California is California and they wanted to leave in the first place You California would be cool if it wasn't they didn't have the paper straws California and then wonder why California is California and they wanted to leave in the first place

California would be cool if it wasn't they didn't have the paper straws The I'm California started was paper straws. Yeah. Listen, I fucking hate those things. I Want to do the show and not say anything it's gonna get me in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. California was cool to the. I'm maturing. Yeah. Yeah. All right, man.

Yeah, well let's get into it then. Let's get into it. Obviously coming off of a wild weekend. Gotta, let's just put it out there. Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, he defeats him. And Netflix sucks. What was that? I don't know, man.

What was that? I got pissed, because I went out of town and I was driving, had like a six hour drive. You probably thought it was just your phone. Well, I thought I didn't pay my bill at first. But then, no, what it was, bro. Is that fucking Alex man? She had every fucking device in the house on Netflix because apparently she was having issues and so like I couldn't even get in I couldn't see it couldn't see it Well, I mean real talk bro

It was uneventful. Mm-hmm. I mean, I think that was most most people's reactions. Yeah, it was it was another exhibition sort of like yeah What was that Roy Jones Tyson, you know, it was I watched it I thought I had fun watching like if you would have told me that I'll tell you what I really liked was the fight Before that the yeah the two girls. Ah, yeah dang man. Yeah, they were going at it. Holy shit Yeah, I'm starting to become a fan of women's boxing and MMA more than the men Well, they'd be going after it. Yeah, they do they go hard as fuck it started when we when we had Macy's sign and

I started watching her because I love watching Macy's badass. She's awesome. And uh Fuck dude, like I started watching her and then I started watching all and like You know, I don't know man. Like I just think the women fighters go harder. Yeah, like I've never seen a shoulder. What do you say punch? It's like watching college football versus the NFL. That's what I think. I think it's like they care harder. Yeah That's what I'm saying. Yeah I don't know. There's it's there's a look there's a level of intensity I don't know, there's a level of intensity with the women that is different and fun to watch. And I never really realized that

until I started watching Macy. Yeah, bro, when I saw her fucking shoulder punch, I've never seen a shoulder punch before. And she was fucking shoulder punching. Yeah, I like it. Well, did you see, you didn't get to see the fucking boxing fight. None of it. Holy fuck, dude.

Yeah, none of it. They beat the shit out of each other. Oh my god That's all I kept saying the whole fight. I'm like, bro. These girls are beating the fuck out of each other Yeah, did you see that cut on her fucking eye? Holy shit, man. Yes, bro, and it was like hanging like like Fuck you could see like the tissue in there. Yeah. Yeah, I mean a lot of people been been kind of you know split decisions on The the Paul Tyson thing, you know, I saw somebody said something like, you know If you would have told me this was like a charity event for cancer or something I would have believed you because it just seemed like a nice, you know, like a you know, I mean, you know, look dude

The guy's 60 years old. I don't know what people, you know, I actually, I don't know, Tyson didn't look like the Tyson that I saw training. Bro, what was that? He looked tired, he looked wobbly, he looked old. He looked 58. You know, and Jake fucking put it on him,

you know, he could've went harder at some points in the fight, but I think the fact that he, you know, and I, he could've went harder at some points in the fight, but I think the fact that he, and I think Tyson could've went harder. There's a couple times where he pulled back. So, look, it is what the fuck it is. Yeah. You know, one thing,

you would've thought that this was like on Friday the 13th though. Why? Because there was a full moon. Tyson's ass. Oh! Bro, that was so. What the fuck was that? Why cuz there was a full moon Tyson's Bro that was so was that bro that was so funny he comes over he's doing an interview I think it was his son and he just fucking walks off dude

What's your prediction vicious one, it's just one thank you done love you love you too bro I I don't know what to think about that I don't feel like you can say I don't think you can say that I don't think you could say shit it's Mike Tyson it's true you do whatever the fuck he wants and you know what I even think is better is he hasn't said anything about it. And said one word, he showed up at the UFC fight the next night, he doesn't give two fucks. Check out his ass all you want.

Yeah, I mean, listen, I mean, it's not bad. I mean, I mean, that's a real ass. No's no hair. Yeah, I mean it seems no No, I mean if you ever wanted to know what Mike Tyson's ass looks like yeah, you know it's a full ass It's there yeah Bro, did you see the memes of Mike no memes of this it said it said if I text you Mike Tyson You better show up with your ass out Dude I didn't know jockstraps were still a thing I

Mean I got left at before for what well so I just start playing football to my sophomore year of high school. Yeah And so, you know in preparation, you know how I am bro. I'd like to be oh, yeah. Yeah, you got all the equipment I got all of it, you know I'm saying so like you know we went to the Walmart Dick's sporting good, you know and we got I got everything I thought I was gonna need for football Yeah, I got a jock scrap. Yeah until I showed up to practice and realized Nobody wears jock scraps anymore What do they do? They don't wear anything well, you know wear a cup. Nope. They don't wear cups no more Yeah, they do. No, they don't No do they don't wear anything well you don't wear a cup. Nope. They don't wear cups no more Yeah, they do. No they don't

No, they don't It's a thing. It's not a thing now Not a thing anymore do athletes don't work up some more at least at least st Louis football because I mean I have coached it you know I'm like no don't exist well So I don't even know they made jockstraps in huh? Yeah interesting learning something new every day. Yep You know now what was cool? Like I mean there was a couple of fighting events. There was also the UFC Championship going on John Jones That was fucking cool. I did get a chance to see a little of that

For those of you guys who don't follow UFC This headline reads UFC champ John Jones hands Trump title belt thanks him after knockout win. So yeah, Jones, John Jones, he beat the former heavyweight champion and via a technical knockout in Madison Square Garden. Did you see it? It was a fucking cool. Oh, it was brutal. Oh, brutal. I never seen anybody get kicked like that. Yeah, it was it was brutal. But his little celebration dance.

He did the Trump dance. And then this was him coming out the coming out the ring. You got Trump there. Dance Trump about. Look how happy Trump is. Yeah. He's like a kid on Christmas. He doesn't know what to do. Like you could tell he didn't want to keep it. Yeah. But he, but he didn't want to disrespect the baddest dude on the earth.

Yeah, no, no, you don't. You know, but like, dude, Trump just fucking got a big ass smile, bro. Like, it's cool. He looks like Biden did when Trump won the election. Yeah. He looks like Biden did when Trump came to see him. Yeah. I thought it was just cool seeing Trump

get so excited about that. That guy's got everything, he's been everything, he's done everything, and like you could tell that meant something. Oh, fuck yeah. I mean, this dude five seconds ago was just like spin kicking this guy to fucking sleep, and then he hands you the fucking belly.

I mean, dude, he's probably the greatest fighter ever in the UFC. Yeah. John Jones the fucking bow. I mean dude. He's probably the greatest fighter ever in the UFC Yeah, you know that's no pretty monster. Yeah, dude You know what's crazy about him, dude? If you saw that dude walking down the street You you wouldn't think like man that guy would just fucking kill you like you think you you would just think he's a rob you maybe I'm not saying I saw him kick that fucking dude. I ain't saying shit You know, no, Brian or see me kick like that. I get that guy's gonna feel that kick for the rest of his fucking life You know I'm saying like did you hear the noise but out that it made when he hit him?

It sounded like like thunk. I think he had a broken rib. Oh, I had to write the heel caught him right in the ribs. Oh Dude, you saw him go down and he's like he put his hand up like don't hit me and fuck he got it anyway yeah yeah man thought I was a that was practice or something yeah I think he was so hurt he didn't know what to do yeah I mean probably got the wind knocked out oh my god yeah fuck I wouldn't want it no yeah it yeah interesting weekend. Yeah All is well All as well guys. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know with that being said Let's coo some headlines man. Cool. Yeah headline number one

Um, this is a uh a new update, you know, trump's been putting in his cabinet list Uh going around uh been filling spots here and there This was an interesting one. Uh, steve bannon on the war room list going around, been filling spots here and there. This was an interesting one. Steve Bannon on the war room. President-elect Trump names Cash Patel as FBI director. So this is big. This is probably, I mean, I think this is a big deal.

You know, I think with Matt Gaetz at AG and Cash now at FBI, I think you can definitely get some shit done with it You know yeah cash though He has some weird fucking eyes, man What does like what is that? Hey, Sticky's an intense dude, and I think he's super smart. Oh, he's and I think he is gonna do the job very well No, he's brilliant. There's no doubt about that Fuck me. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm the job very well. Oh, he's brilliant. There's no doubt about that. Fuck me.

Yeah, I'm excited for that one. Yeah? Yeah. Fuck man, it's just some weird eyes, man. Yeah. I don't care. Fucking do your job. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I feel that, man. Whose cocaine was that in the White House? Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Listen, I know, listen, Cash is a great guy. I'm sure of it. Fill that man whose cocaine was that in the white house? Listen I know Kat lisa cash is a great guy. I'm sure of it fuck You could see the white around his pupils. I Don't know man, I think he's just ready to do the job. He's very excited. He's very ready for sure Now there's been interesting shit happening all around DC And I think we got some final little death rattles going this one is interesting Adam Schiff

Trump wants to use the military against me Right against you against him Okay, now he went on CNN. All right, this is actually very very funny. He went on CNN and Was was doing an interview on CNN and this is the exchange. I want you guys to check this out People from within we have some very bad people. We have some sick people radical left lunatics And I think they're the bay and and it should be very easily handled by if necessary by national God or if really necessary by the military because they can't let that happen. Do you think that he was talking about using the military against you?

And how concerned are you about retribution? Clearly that's what he was talking about. Would he go to that length with the military, essentially fulfill some kind of a unconstitutional order. I would hope the military would have more independence than that. Historically, the military has stood up to civilian authority where civilian authority has suggested as in his first administration,

unconstitutional acts. Look, I'm not gonna be intimidated by anything he says, by anything he does. If I was, I wouldn't be on your show. Oh, he's shitting his pants. He's shitting his pants. Now, Trump's going to use the military against me. Yeah, for sure that's what he meant. Well, why? Maybe, is it possibly, is it possible because not even 30 seconds after he says that Trump's gonna use the military on him, he brings up the bullshit about the Russia Trump collusion again and doubles down on it. No way. Check this out.

Obviously, he is bringing a group of people to this. Real quick, look at the timestamp. Okay, this is at 626. He made that first one was at 624. Okay. So I mean, we're talking about what? Two minutes. Trump's gonna use the military on me. Yeah. Yeah, and Russia collusion. Like, look at this shit, man.

Obviously, he is bringing a group of people to disrupt. I mean, that is what Speaker Johnson said. And I'm wondering about how much anybody in Washington is being introspective at all about why there is this kind of opening for disruptors, if not necessarily these individuals. You were censured in the House last year for, in their view, holding positions of power during the Trump presidency as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and according to them, quote, abusing this trust by saying there was evidence of collusion between Trump's

campaign and Russia. And I wonder if you are feeling at all, introspective at all, about that was, according to the Mueller report and according to your Republican colleagues, an overstatement, and I wonder if you think, in any way, you helped set the table for these disruptors. You know, first of all, it wasn't an overstatement. There is evidence of collusion.

The Trump campaign manager was meeting with Russian intelligence and giving them internal polling data, just to give you one example. And the Mueller report sets all this out. It does say, quote, the investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities, which doesn't mean that he didn't, you know, that there weren't meetings, but they didn't find evidence of it. And the law says that, too. He says the fact that we didn't find proof know, that there weren't meetings, but they didn't find evidence of it. And he always says that too.

He says the fact that we didn't find proof beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't mean there wasn't evidence of conspiracy or coordination. So but look, that's not what people were voting on. People were voting on, is this guy going to improve the economy? Is he going to address inflation? No, I'm voting on you going to jail. Yeah, and I want the military to do it. Yeah, and I want the military to do it. Yeah 100% and and by the way

They already proved that you made this up and lied about it and they also proved that There were other people that were involved who made this up and lied about it This Russian collusion story ruined the country and divided the country for eight fucking years Okay, these people put their own interest above the interests of the people which is not what they're supposed to do They broke numerous laws. They violated the Constitution. They are traders to this country There is not a question about that They are taking foreign influence money making decisions that are in the interest of other countries and not in the interest of the United States

That's being a traitor. Okay. There's all kinds of different things that they've done as well. And here you have this guy on CNN who's clearly shitting his pants, you know, saying he's not going to be intimidated by Donald Trump. I don't really think it matters if you're intimidated or not. I think you're going to fucking prison where you belong and you should never ever get out and that's being very lenient in my opinion because when we think about the lives that the small group of people have ruined The accountability has to be harsh so that a small group of people doesn't get together in the future and try to do these same things so when we say oh jail time. I mean yeah, okay like

Cool. Yeah, that's not what I would do I think most people too like, you know, we remember it's 2016 to 2020 great fucking four years, right? People were making the most money and employment low all these great things But people tend to forget how much better could those four years have been Had these fucking people not been doing this. Yeah this yeah you know she is what comes to my mind no shit they're putting a fucking anchor in the boat every chance they get every single fuck yeah man yeah and so it's like you know not only are these people shitting their pants they know it's fucking coming yeah I mean it's well they know

what they did they know they know what they did and they know what the consequence that's why we that's why they've been fighting so hard for so long to keep this dude out Yeah, yeah, they know it and like, you know, you want to see a telltale sign you look at how mainstream media writes it We go to NBC News Headline reads DOJ and FBI officials reach out to lawyers as potential Trump revenge prosecutions loom. Why would they be worried about that? Apparently, multiple current and former senior Justice Department and FBI officials have begun reaching out to lawyers in anticipation of being criminally investigated by the Trump

administration according to three people with knowledge of their deliberations. Quote, everything we did was above board, said a former senior FBI official who had started contacting lawyers because he expects to be prosecuted himself. Quote, but this is a different world. Now he spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of becoming even more of a target,

doesn't believe any attempt to prosecute him will be successful Judges and juries have the power to throw out cases and find the pen defendants innocent if they deem prosecutions to be baseless And it's not just you know him like so there's other agents other people that were in the DOJ That are still in the DOJ are apparently trying to find criminal defense attorneys right now because they know what the fuck is coming and I don't think that's gonna be Justin. I don't think that's gonna be enough Now other things that are interesting too, you're starting to see this other flip with mainstream media Morning Joe co-hosts who liken Trump to Hitler open dialogue with him at my Lago so Joe squad, bro And Mika Brzezinski they both apparently are down over yeah Dilbert yeah they're both down with with

Trump they were they met with him this morning quote as I've said for years on the air and imprint 90% of what you see on networks like this is all performance art Joe Contra posted on X, quote, because why else would Joe and Mika want to reset their relationship with someone they repeatedly called a fascist for eight years? Totally phony people. So yeah, so they went down there

in the Brzezinski reviewers, she said, quote, what we did agree was to restart communications. And for those asking why we would go speak to the president-elect during such fraught times, especially between us, I guess I would ask back, why wouldn't we? So I mean, you see this like flip happening, man. And I mean, I feel like some of it is like rats

trying to jump the ship. That's what that is. That's what this is. What those, okay, just to clarify why they went there. Here's what's happening. All of these media personalities are dead in the water. Nobody trusts them. Nobody believes them Nobody's gonna listen to them. This is why you're seeing them get fired for many different networks The only way to preserve their credibility is to potentially do something like what they just did where

They go down there. They say oh, we're gonna sit with them. It's all good. We blah, blah, blah. They're those two are trying to salvage their own personal credibility after what they've done for the last, you know, eight, nine years with Trump. So that's all that is about there. This is not about, they actually think different. This is not about they want to start a new page This is not about anything other than this They are unemployable after the amount of lies and the amount of deceit in the amount of Bullshit that they shove down the American people's throat and they're trying to salvage their well-paying careers

To become credible again by trying to make up with Trump And if I were Trump I tell them to eat a fucking dick and fucking enjoy your food stamps bitch So yeah, cuz that's what they fucking deserve Yeah, bro, so you see rats jumping ships or you see what you know shifts doing and they double down Yeah on the shit man. It's weird to see yeah, it's weird to see Is there anybody else you I mean Trump has a pretty good cabinet going right now Are you happy with the names that have been up me? Yeah, I Mean look dude. There's some that I don't like like there's some that I like a lot. There's some that I don't like

You know some of these guys getting up and talking about you know Israel in front of when we're talking about America, that's not a good sign to me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like when they get up there and they say, oh, Israel, America, blah, blah, blah, motherfucker, this is America. This is not Israel.

America is in shambles. Okay. We're not voting for Israel. We're voting for America and Americans. And so while I like a lot of the picks, I really like the new Department of Government Efficiency with Vivek and Elon. I really like the FBI with Kash Patel. You know, I really liked the Pete Hegseth pick until he went up there and he fucking said America and Israel. It's like, bro, this ain't the time to fucking pander to this other fucking country. And

you know, like I feel okay about some of them and some of them I don't. But at the end of the day, dude, you know, these people need to do a job. They need to do the job. They have been voted into positions of power, appointed into positions of power by Trump to do a job. They need to do the job. They have been voted into positions of power, appointed into positions of power by Trump to do a job. I am hopeful that they will do that job to the degree and the depth at which they promise to do that job. But when we look at the history of politics and the history of politicians, that hardly ever happens.

So if they don't do the job, I'm going to be all over them just like I've been all over politics and the history of politicians that hardly ever happens. So, you know, uh, if they don't do the job, I'm going to be all over them. Just like I've been all over the other people for the last four years because do we need major reform in America? And it's not a little bit. It's fucking major. And, um, I hope Trump lets them do their job. I hope Trump pushes them to do their job. I hope they don't fucking take their foot off the necks of people that will get, look, a big problem I see with Trump dude, and they don't fucking take their foot off the necks of people that will get look a big problem I see with Trump dude And I don't know why he's like this

All right I think he has a big heart and I think he forgives people too easily and I think he forgets that these people were fucking Raiding his home. They were you know, these people would have executed him had they had the chance to try it Yeah, I know dude and like for him to come out. I they have the chance to try it. Yeah, I know dude and like for him to come out. I Mean look, he's a chess player dude, and he wrote a whole chapter on revenge and you know in his book think big and kick ass You know, I think I think he might be playing nice right now to get in and just fucking bring the hammer when he gets in there, but Which is what's required man man like we need a major reset we need a

major thinning of the herd in terms of bureaucracy and government and these lifetime politicians and these corrupt traders they all need to be dealt with and they need to be pulled out of forced out of government and held accountable for the things that they've done and unless he does that and unless we end up with a completely different government four years from now in terms of tax code size positive cash flow, you know like It's just another fucking president dude You know what I mean?

And I understand that everybody's hyped and but we can't let the fucking enemy off the mat, bro Because the minute you let them up they will kill you and if we don't have the killer instinct and by the killer instinct I mean to remove the corrupt players from this system and put America truly first not America in Israel America truly first unless that happens it's a fucking it's just another fucking four years of bullshit and we'll be right back in the shit four years from now with a whole nother version of what we just went through. You know, and dude, like, the other thing is, Trump could be being genuine,

recognizing that certain people do need accountability and certain people should get a pass. And I don't know where he's drawing that line. You know, maybe he's drawing that line with members of the media. But honestly, like, some of the media, maybe not the people on the screens, but the people who are driving the narrative that are like, dude, that's, that's not okay to go on TV and lie to people. Look at the amount of people that we have on the internet

that are genuinely terrified of Trump being in office. That's not because Trump did anything to terrify them. That's because they've been watching these people lie about Trump for the last eight years and they're legitimately scared. I have empathy for those people. You know, it's the same people who wear masks still. In fact, there was a person, uh, I don't know if you saw that works here, that has worn a mask the entire fucking time. This has happened Not she doesn't work here. She's a contractor. You know, I'm talking about exactly. Did you see what she was doing today? Mm-hmm. No mask. Mm-hmm. Finally, you know what I said to her. I said, hey, it's really nice to see your face

You know, she smiled. She said thank you Yeah, you know, but like that's someone who is not at a core aligned with What you and I believe and what I think our listenership for the main part believes she is someone who? I mean dude, I you could tell from the stickers on her car, right? I'm being nice but like the stickers on her car all the things that we fucking don't like and That's probably someone who has been heavily manipulated by the media to the point where they feel in danger Four years later to come out like that's not okay, dude The amount of manipulation the amount of brainwashing the amount of mental abuse that the media put on Americans is not okay

It's fucking not okay Well, I mean to that point too That's why I feel like drawing that line from like, you know The people we see on TV versus the people who wrote the teleprompter script, I see no difference. Because I have a fundamental issue with somebody who is reading the teleprompter,

knowing what they're reading is bullshit, but reading it anyway so they can get a fucking dime. I have a massive problem with that. And, you know, dude, I don't care about any of them I don't think any of them should be safe. Well. I mean look dude. There's an argument to be made for that I you know where does the line there has to be responsibility there has to be accountability Where that line is drawn is not my decision or your decision. It's Trump's decision So I don't know where he's drawing that line, but the people who did all the traitor shit

So I don't know where he's drawing that line. But the people who did all the trader shit, taking money from foreign interests, making decisions that are anti-American that have hurt this country, that have allowed 18 to 20 million people into this country. That's going to cost billions of dollars to undo and be emotionally traumatizing probably for a lot of people to watch. Um, you know, the, the depletion of the oil reserves, the stopping of domestic energy production, the inflation,

the printing of money, the, the leaving of weapons in Ukraine, the war in Ukraine, the fucking COVID scandal, all this shit, they did intentionally. And it has to be fucking held accountable. Uh, or we're going to face those same challenges again. to be fucking held accountable or we're going to face those same challenges again. So there has to be a standard set for what happens to people who run completely wild and decide to do anything they can to keep a man from being president. This is the land of opportunity. You and I and everybody else grew up being told one day maybe you could be president. Well, clearly that's not the case because these people have created a little caste system

within the government that they are the elite people and we are the peasants. And Schiff is a perfect example of someone who believes that Hillary Clinton believes that Barack Obama believes that the whole, the whole entire little group of they think they're special and they think we're special and they think we're shit and they've said this out loud I don't even know how many times so how many times do we got to hear them say that out loud before we fucking believe that's what they actually think they're not coming to our house to fucking eat a steak they're not fucking they're not gonna hang out with us bro they like they're not us and the people

should be in control of the government that's the whole point of the United States of America and these people Need to be fucking ex communicated from the government and held accountable and all these 51 intelligence officials that signed this letter Knowing it was bullshit about Hunter Biden's laptop and all those people should go to fucking jail for the rest of their lives all of them Yeah, 100% man 100% guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments I think they think they're gonna go to jail too. I think I think I think when all said and done We're gonna find out they did way worse shit than what we even know about. Yeah. Yeah, that's real man. Yeah, that's real guys Let's check out. Let's check out some of your comments. We got, uh, Cruz's comments.

Oh, cool. Uh, this first one. This first one comes from, uh, Ed William Vega, 6190. Uh, he says, Is it me or do all black people look alike? Well, they say that about us. They do. You guys fucking say that, don't you? I've never said that. You never said all white people look alike?

Nope. You never said all white people smell like mayonnaise? Yes. Okay. But like, not mayonnaise, I've never said that actually. What do they smell like? Boiled hot dog water. Okay.

When they, like, when they presperate. Yeah. When they what? Presperate. I smell like that No, you have great bo. Okay, like your your bo is fine. Yeah. All right good, but most It's like wet dog. You know what i'm talking about. You know what i'm talking about That sounds racist, man That sounds racist to me now indians on the other

Now Indians on the other hand. Hahaha. What? What are you doing over there? Zshon? Trying to hide. Hahaha. Nobody's safe. Yeah.

Well, uh, you know, I don't think they all look alike. No. That's not my opinion. Just me and DJ did Huh? Me and DJ did. Yeah, you and Mighty Mouse did for sure. Yeah But it might be my brother. Yeah All right. Yes. Um, not all of us do some of us do William Vega next one comes from at underscore Brandon 85 16 He says don't feel bad DJ. I have them, too Thanks grandma

He's talking about your hemis. Yeah, and you know, it's funny Literally, my sister just texted me She said I'm going to kill you. So I imagine she probably heard the Just said what I got was some of Yeah, man, it exists. They're real well Thanks grandma That's fucked up. It's a fucked up shit. You're right out your grandma for hemorrhoids Grandma's pride dad you're out here making fun of her. Thanks Obama. Yeah

This last one comes from at the juice man 888. He says Says quote DJ said I'm cut technically and then went straight over Andy's head that it was a circumcision jerk Huh, what okay? Yeah, you did miss that joke. No. I didn't miss it. It just wasn't funny. I Intentionally pretend I don't hear it not funny jokes. Yes. Gotcha. I got the fucking joke. It just wasn't funny. I Thought it was a banger bro. Well, that's no that's why you're you and I'm me I get it I get it All right. What about this joke? It says do you pay a doc for a circumcision? No, but they keep the tips and then they eat them That's fucking disgusting

That's what them fucking weirdos do bro They sell that shit to like fucking Those people that drink a drena chrome and stuff man. Yeah, they're making little cocktails with your foreskin Pouring for foreskin cocktail That's nasty man, that's so nasty all right guys we appreciate you for being real-ass fans Thank you for liking commenting and subscribing Make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the YouTube stay up to date with the latest episodes from real af

Let's keep this cruise moving ahead on number two. Oh, I can't believe that you guys listening thought I didn't get the joke Yeah, they thought it went right over. I know nothing goes over my head. Yeah Doesn't okay, yeah, I feel like I've had a few jokes like that So you're saying like my they just you just didn't they just was not funny. That was you're saying That's exactly what I'm saying. Okay. All right, we'll see We are retail the joke a different way Technically, I'm good, you know All right headline number two. How the fuck do you think that's funny? You know, all right headline number two. How the fuck do you think that's funny?

Well, I forget the actual context of it, but I felt like it was Joe laughed Joe laughs at how not funny you are. That's what the fuck he's laughing at Joe Joe don't lie to me That is what Joe's like. That's what everybody laughs at. It's not true You better start reading your comments. All right. Let's keep this cruise moving. Footage of Biden wandering off into the Amazon explodes online, but is everything as it seems. Good old Gramps.

I didn't see this. You didn't see this. This is great. So footage of President Joe Biden wandering off into the Amazon rainforest has gone viral, but it's not what it seems. On Sunday, Biden became the first sitting president to visit the Amazon, first taking an aerial tour

of the region before walking through a portion of the rainforest with daughter Ashley and granddaughter Natalie at the Muso de Arizona and Amazonian Amazonia Amazonia you said Arizona yeah that's a Arizona you said something else okay we said Arizona yeah I did I did say Arizona it was the MMR they kind of look alike. In Manas, Brazil, check this clip out. So let's preserve this secret place for our time and forever for the benefit of all humanity.

Thank you very, very much. That looks like a fucking green screen. Well, I'll see you guys later Well, so so so that's the clip that's going around everybody was like, you know Tripping out but here's the thing. All right Gave those remarks and all that a good stuff. That was the same pathway that he entered from. So there is like a little cutoff there. And reporters on the scene confirmed to DailyMail.com

that Biden did not get lost in the abyss of the rainforest. Now that did not stop the internet, because shit started going out like this. Legend says he's still lurking there. Is that him behind the tree? Yeah. Or this one here, Biden wandering in the rain. Now that is a fucking accurate depiction of Joe Biden.

Oh, for sure. Vincent Vega's character, or John Travolta, Vincent Vega in fucking Pulp Fiction, when he's over at Mia Wallace's house and she starts talking through the intercom, and he's like, Mia Wallace's house and she starts talking through the intercom and he's like That's Biden dude What a great movie. Yeah, first of all, I mean the dude looks like he's about to go collect colonize some shit

Yeah colonizer. Yeah He looks like he's like he just got cut from Auditioning for Indiana Jones and he's about. And he's about to tell everybody, unfortunately guys, I didn't make the cut. Yeah, didn't get the gold. I should have put a khaki shirt on him, bro. And like at this point, it's just fuck with Joe Biden. Dress him up.

Put him in like a Stevie Irwin outfit. You know what I'm saying? Now walk into the rainforest. Walk into the rainforest. Yeah. What's that show in Practical Jokers? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Now walk into the rainforest. Walk into the rainforest. What's that show in practical joker? Bro, that's how this feels.

I think we should just put that... Biden should go on that show. If Biden went on that show, dude, he'd become a national treasure. Like you want to reverse your negative viewpoint, you know, besides being a literal traitor. Go on that show and do some funny shit

Let's sniff the kids. Yeah kids. Oh You do that for fucking free It's like home. Yeah. Yeah now so, you know, I'll just notice he never sniffing no Indian kids What what That's fuck me have you ever seen him do it Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is interesting. We gotta keep this on the horizon for people. Have you seen this? Huh? Pentagon fails seventh audit in a row, unable to fully account for $824 billion budget. Oh yeah, man, yeah.

Seven times. Yeah. Now listen to this shit though. What about that three trillion one right before, you know, what day was that? Was that nine? It was like September 10th? Uh-huh.

2001? 2001. September 10th, 2001, they lost three trillion dollars. Geez. Wow. And then, geez. And not that that's a relevant date or anything. Yeah, no, no.

Yeah, man, and here we are again. But it's okay, because officials, they're confident that the DOD has turned a corner in understanding its budgetary challenges going forward. This is such bullshit. Okay, these motherfuckers make us work our fucking balls off, take half our money, spend it on whatever they want, steal most of it. You know, like they've paid $700 for a fucking hammer, right?

Steal 695 of it. And then tell us, Oh, we don't know what happened. What would you do? what would the government do to you if They were to come to you as a business owner or as an individual and say let me see your records Let me I'm coming to you. Mr. Businessman. You're being audited. Let me see your shit. Fuck I don't know what happened to it. You know what happens to you right to Jim That's right straight to fucking jail, bro But these people can do whatever they want with with note with immunity from any consequences

Fuck that it's not like it's a little money, bro That's a shit ton and see I feel like that's part of the issue here to bro Like we got to talk about this because I think most of the reason why more people are not upset is because they can't even Conceptualize how much fucking money that is I I think they're so used to it just going away. They don't care Yeah, like bro, we're born into this fucking system. Yes, okay. We're born into it. It's if you took the okay If you were to stop and separate yourself from being born into the system and what you know what you've always known the way it always has been which very few people

have the ability to do if you just stopped and said how should it be instead of how is it you would come up with? Okay. Most, most Americans would come up with the idea of, well, we should pay some tax, enough tax to maintain protection, uh, maintain, you know, certain, certain, you know, pillars of a functioning society. We all contribute and we all benefit. That would, you know conclusion. We'd all probably come to What we wouldn't come to Is it should be half of your money?

Um, and if you don't pay it you go to fucking jail And if we can't account for where we spend it, nothing happens to us And if we can't account for where we spent it, nothing happens to us. And we can do whatever we want. We could buy whatever we want, we could approve whatever contracts we want, we could send the contracts to our friends. They're allowed to take that inflated contract

that should be $1,000 and make it 100,000. And then they split the money on the back deal, right? Like I'll give you half of what's left over. That's how these kickback deals work. Or work like well, we'll donate, you know The half of the money back to your political pack or whatever or your charity or whatever, right? And that's the way this game works. And if we were all to sit down and Say, is that an ideal system? We would all say no all of us But because we're

born into it and because it it's quote-unquote just the way it is we all accept it and we just go along with it which is ridiculous bro we we should be held at the same standard that they're held at like if they can't fucking provide an audit that shows where the money went and they didn't do it responsibly or within the rules of the law then who should Go to jail If we're gonna go to jail for mismanaging some a fucking fraction, you know They're hitting people for six hundred fucking dollars right on fucking PayPal, right?

If we're gonna get in trouble for that then shouldn't they be fucking held to the same standard where they should go to fucking prison for mismanaging fucking a trillion fucking dollars And then they have the what I mean yes or no right? Well they have the nerve to call that then say that to our faces that even with all that it's not a failure He wouldn't call it a failure. Oh, not only that we're short of money and by the way We're gonna need some more tax money more actually so we can lose lose some more It's insane now. So you have this right Biden's in the rain force DoD is fucking in their quotes losing money

And then we got it. We got to be careful because you know, we've talked about this We got we still got some time before Trump's actually in office, right? And a lot of things can happen before that I don't believe Biden's necessarily pulling the strings at this point. I don't think he has been in a while. But we have to see what's happening on the global scale of things. The Ukraine-Russia war being one of those things. You see this White House's message for Putin after the Kremlin accused Biden of trying to start World War III. So this just came down the pipe. The White House hit back on hit back at the Kremlin Monday after it claimed the United States authorization for Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia was quote fueling the fire with Putin allies even claiming it would lead

to World War Three. The incendiary rhetoric comes as Ukraine prepares to use the green light to potentially launch powerful long-range weapons provided by Washington to strike Russia and North Korean troops trying to claw back territory seized and the Ukrainian counter-offensive They say quote With regard to the comments that came out of Russia the the fire was lit by Russia's invasion of Ukraine. White House deputy national security advisor, John finer told reporters in Rio where president Biden is attending the G 20 summit. So quote, so I think that this notion of fuel on the fire is simply a side issue

to the main issue, which is Russia waging a war of aggression across the sovereign border into Ukraine and continuing to do so. So now what was the the Kremlin's response or comments initial ones at least, Dmitri Peskov. He said, quote, It is clear that the outgoing administration in Washington intends to take steps to continue to add fuel to the fire and to further inflame tensions around this conflict. So, yeah, so Russia like bomb the shit out of Ukraine, sent like 200 bombs and something like that.

They bomb the fuck out of this specific region. And then Biden authorizes Ukraine to use that US supplied long range missiles. They have not used one yet. Not sure what that's going to do. Does not seem to be a good thing, man. Andy, what do you got on this, man? All right. You know, it's what I've been saying for a long time. I think they're going to look, these people are not going quietly. They're not going to just peacefully transition power. They're going to do everything they can to put Trump in a very unfavorable position

to create chaos, to create distractions. Who knows how far they're willing to go. I don't, you don't, but I think they're willing to go pretty fucking far. And I see a lot, we're not even out of November. We're halfway through November. Okay. There are plenty of options for them to screw up this country and create division, chaos, frustration. These people are still in control. Trump is not in control yet. And, uh, you know, I think chaos is on the horizon. You know, these people are, these are communist people.

These are not, these are not just American politicians. These are communist insurgents that are posing as American politicians. Communism does not just go away. It might take a step back. They might take a step back whenever they feel like they're about to get punished or held accountable or outed but I think they've been outed too far to take a step back and We're gonna see what happens dude I think they're in all the way and I think part of the reason now actually now that I'm talking this out

It makes sense as to why Trump is trying to play peaceful because he's trying to preserve some sort of order between now and then. That makes sense. Now that we're talking that out, that makes more sense. He's not going to be saying, Hey, I'm doing this and this and this and this and this right now, because that's going to give them the opportunity to create as much destruction between now and then. It justifies it. That's correct. So he's gonna play cool, that makes sense. That makes sense now that I'm talking it out. So that's what I'm thinking right now. Yeah.

Also one point that I wanna point out, I wanna ask you something. Last time you talked about that budget thing happening around the September date, this budget failure, coincidentally, do you think happens on Friday, where this fight happens for the whole world is looking at that fight And nobody's paying attention to that thing for sure big fight weekend lots of entertainment bread and circuses, you know, this is what this is what Failing civilizations do you know? I know I don't think the UFC is involved. They're not involved. I don't think Jake Paul's involved

No, I, obviously use these correct fucking it was a big weekend. Everybody was watching both these things for sure For sure divided detention a hundred percent, by the way, we lost three quarters of a trillion dollars. Yeah, right Yeah guys jumping on this conversation Let us know what you guys think down in the comments Uh that big I think that's what's going on with Trump. I mean it dude. It makes sense man Like, you know, you got a wildcat over there. No, that's what I do. Yeah, you don't want to you get me. All right Patience. Yeah, you know, yeah, I could see it. Yeah That makes sense to me now that I'm talking about it. Yeah guys

Let us know what you guys think with that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. It's also interesting that as time progresses, more and more things are starting to come out. This is a bombshell revelation that just dropped. Love to hear your thoughts on it. This is something we talk about all the time, guys. It's important that we don't forget all of the bullshit that was done.

Right? Trump's former CDC director makes bombshell COVID claim that there is a real possibility the virus was born in North Carolina. Holy shit. What do you mean, holy shit? Holy shit. What do you mean, holy shit? Holy shit. What do you mean? Now, didn't we just. It was a big natural disaster. That was. Man. We said I said this on the show

in 2020. That it came from fucking here to Wuhan. Don't we have that audio? Because COVID has contributed to what we're experiencing now very significantly for a lot of reasons. And I don't think that many people are even seeing the two as related at all. And so what we want to do is we want to work through the timeline of how we got to today. And then we'll start talking about how to fix some motherfucking problem.

All right. So here's the thing. COVID. The first thing that's important to understand is that COVID was developed here in the United States. It was then moved to China because American sanctions made it too dangerous to develop here. Guess who it was moved by? It was moved by Anthony Fauci, his team and Barack Obama to Wuhan. These are all things you can go fucking verify on your own. Second point. Dr. Fauci said in 2017 for no apparent reason, not provoked. It wasn't relevant that this president will face a pandemic that he's not prepared for.

Why would he say that? Why would he offer that? That's me. What date was that? June 11, 2020. That was me in June 11th of 2020 telling people that this shit came from here and was sent there and I got fucking destroyed for it. Misinformation. In fact, that particular episode got fucking censored because of that. That statement right there Here we are in 2024 and guess what motherfuckers. I was right again

It's just wild man. This is Trump. Do you remember when I said that do yeah now that I do remember that man and Like fuck man. I mean Do there's so much here man. Like there's just so much going on And I think it's it's it's it's putting us into a position us meaning the people of this country that like It's all out now. It's it's out. Yeah It's out. There's not a real possibility. It was made here It was made here man, like and this guy calls it out, man. Like, so this is Trump's former CDC director. Yeah.

Okay, his name is Robert Redfield. Okay, this guy right here. Yep. Okay, he's a former director of the CDC under Donald Trump's administration. He was pushed out by Fauci because he was criticizing what we're talking about right now. Exactly what we're talking about.

He was a proponent of the lab leak theory, right? Now Redfield, he's a critic of Anthony Fauci, he says that the disease has origins or may have origins in the Tar Heel State. Appearing on the third Opinion podcast, Redfield flat out stated that COVID-19 was quote, intentionally engineered as a part of a bio defense program. I mean, I'll argue that China did not necessarily create

the virus and did the best that they could once they realized they had a problem. However, he calls United States role in the development of the virus substantial. He claims that the American government holds responsibility for funding research into the NIH, USAID, and the Department of Defense. He then calls out a researcher, Dr. Ralph Barck, from the University of North Carolina, who he calls the scientific mastermind behind all of it.

That's this guy. Check his hard drive and apparently his lab as well. Now he says quote, I think he probably helped create some of the original viral lines, but I can't prove that. But he was very involved when pressed on whether the virus was actually developed here and that the Chinese may have wrongfully accused us. Cause bro, that's what China said originally. They put it on us. I know.

They put it on us. It was on us. It was on us, man. But when he was pushed on that, Redfield doubles down. He says, quote, well, I don't know if they were framed, but I think there is a real possibility

that the virus's birthplace was Chapel Hill, Redfield said, named in the hometown of the University of North Carolina. They reached out to Dr. Berrick for comment. Of course, there was no response there. And he's big, and he said in the past that Fauci was holding on tightly to the theory that the virus evolved naturally

before likening the White House COVID czar to a dog with a bone. So I mean, dude, this is, this is interesting, man. It's all out. It's crimes against humanity, dude. These people, these people should be tried. They should be tried for crimes against humanity. There's people all over the earth that suffered

and lost everything because of this, whether it be family members, whether it be economically or their business, uh, you know, who knows what? I mean, the world suffered because of their draconian lockdowns, the, the tyranny, the intentional angst and division that was propagated by this fucking little weasel who was on the cover of GQ and vanity fair and his sunglasses sitting next

to a pool like he's some kind of sex symbol like this guy's a fucking piece of shit all these people that did this are pieces of shit and they should all be held to trial and to accord under crimes against humanity for what it did and nothing in the world has ever happened like this it's never ever happened It's never happened, dude. This was the first huge Psyop that technology was used. And when we think about the collateral damage, the irreparable family bonds broken, the iconic family businesses lost, the American dreams lost, the families who can't even talk to each other anymore The people who won't go in public without a mask the all of these things

these are incredibly destructive to society and culture and For us to truly heal We're gonna have to fucking see some accountability for us to have trust again, there's going to have to be accountability. The other piece too that, that, that, you know, it never fails, you know what I'm saying? But like people forget, like, you know, there's a bunch of people, like, I feel like we know, if I was to be legit, we probably know maybe 80% of these fucks that are like complicit in this shit. The 20% of fucks like this dude, you know, I'm saying like these no name You know nobody really super anonymous. Yeah. Yeah, you know I'm saying that helpers doing this shit I know I'm saying like I need I need I want those those names. I agree. You'd all of them

Yeah, I agree because you have a PhD bro And you fucking get to wear a white suit and you get to be around does not make these people have God complex That's what it is. They think they're fucking God. They think they can do anything, create anything, make these cool little viruses there. Listen, anybody who creates an intentional bio weapon virus anywhere on earth should be executed. Period. No matter what government that should be a universal government policy for humanity with whatever they create it. Yeah, if you're. That's the method, you know what I'm saying? I don't care about the method.

I think the method should be extremely violent so that people don't have to do it. Violence seems to work, where people fucking, they see violence and they're like, I don't want that to happen to me, I won't do that. I don't want the smoke. Okay, there's no consequences in society right now, which is why these people feel okay doing these things

Yeah, man guys It's a wild one. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments Check it out, man. That being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring in a headline We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads Festive or creepy kids are now conversing with an AI powered Santa over the phone Well, it's better than some fucking old man trying to talk little kids and some fucking old man trying to talk little kids.

Anyway. That's one way to look at it. Yeah. That's one way to look at it. Let's dive into this. It's a Christmas miracle. Children can now receive phone calls from Santa Claus himself this holiday season. Kids of yesteryear could only imagine a conversation

with Saint Nick. Artificial intelligence is changing the way that youngsters now experience the festive season. Children can now pen wish lists to send to the North Pole before Santa will contact them via a real call. Quote, watch children's faces light up as Santa knows their name, wishes and favorite things in a one-on-one conversation they'll never forget the AI powered company Santaphoncalls.com proclaims on its website. Let's check this clip out. Merry Christmas! This is Santa calling from the North Pole, hoping to speak with Stella. And I couldn't wait to chat with my special friend. How is your big sister, Lizzy, doing?

Good. About your- and how about your best friend, Ellie? Have you two been having fun together? Yeah. I remember you telling me some lovely things about her. Well, my dear, it's time for me to get back to the North Pole. I'll see you soon. That's pretty cool. It's a little creepy, bro.

Nah, that's cool, man. It's a little creepy. It's gonna be weird though when they grow up and they're like, I talked to Santa on the phone. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Yeah for uh for 995 you did So for nine dollars and 95 cents children receive a one-time call from Santa and for 1495 kids can chat with him for five minutes and receive a recording to quote Relive the magic and cherished moments of this moment

For years to come for 20 bucks the whole family receives a one-time personal call from the North Pole What do you get for $20? Anything you want You get to go on the special naughty list, that's right Yeah, so after deciding what package to purchase, parents can then fill in details that personalizes the message for Santa. The service does not utilize pre-recorded audio

and instead uses generative AI to mimic real conversations per gem press. So yeah, I mean, you know, personally I think- I'd rather have a kid talking to Santa AI than that Santa. Yeah, this Santa. This Santa and mommy have to have a conversation. That's what this dude looks like.

Yeah. Yeah, he's coming to steal Mrs. Santa's money. Yeah, he is. That ain't even Santa. He's skinny. That's what I was going to say. The AI version needs a little bit more cholesterol in the voice Yeah, he's a little more more like scratching a little bit more. I like what I got going on diabetes

I like fat guy throat, you know saying That's how you know still got the PT in PT in yeah, what's the PT potential to expand PTE potential to expand Bro you never heard of that no, that's new. Oh, bro. That's new right here. You could Let me tell you let me teach you young man a little secret here What do you see you want to hear a secret? He doesn't know about it because that potential is gone He exercises potential You know. Hey listen, let me tell you something. What the fuck are you doing?

Bro, what is happening right now? We're telling funny jokes. You're. Well, he's got some dude's ass right here. Like, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing? Do you see this? Yeah.

Well, what the fuck is happening right now well, we're telling jokes making funny with dots looking at fucking dudes ass so listen I'm gonna give you a trade secret. Uh-huh All right, and some of you dudes are into this so you work for you either way. I'm not condoning uh-huh, I'm just saying if you want to know if Someone's got PTE You look at their fucking ankles. Mmm, if they got cankles PTE, okay, you might be into that so I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Uh-huh, but I'm just saying

If they got like little skinny ankles, they don't got the PTE no potential but if they got the the ankles that like look the same as their calves And they're still like fit one day they ain't gonna be That's the secret I'm just saying Everybody's checking out their fucking ankle Fuck yeah, yeah, all right. Well, um, yeah, yeah, I said I mean I don't This guys didn't do that when you were single. Well, yeah, I sense. No, like when girls walk by you're like, oh, yeah, I said sir. I mean I don't It's guys didn't do that when you were single what yeah, I say no like when girls walk by you're like oh, yeah And you're like, but she got the PT though

No, you know today. Mm-hmm. Oh You probably looked for it No, I don't want you finally met your match Yeah, all right what we got on this man I say thumbs up man cool Yeah, a bunch of little kids be happy we cut out the perverts. Yeah, that's true. It's a good thing. Yeah Yeah, I have a sense to give you a call cool. I know what I want It's on stay. Oh, Andy, you want heads on stakes. That's correct, Santa. Santa, you've been listening to the show.

Andy, I'll just give you my naughty list. I'll let you do it. All right. This is even better. I love Santa. Santa's always been good to me. Oh man, I love it man. Guys, Andy, that is all I got man.

All right guys, we'll see you this week. Don't be a hoe, show the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted, swole.

Got her on bankroll. Can't fold, just her no, headshot, case closed