REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 820. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Pardons Hunter, Trump Selects Kash Patel & South Korea President Declares Martial Law
Episode Date: December 5, 2024On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Biden issuing a 'full and unconditional pardon' of his son Hunter Biden, Trump selecting Kash Patel to lead the FBI, and South Korea President Yoon decl...aring Martial Law.Â
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dj fucked it all up that's what the problem was but anyway uh what's going on okay damn it man
all right real talk dj didn't mess it up it was me no. No, it's fine. I'll take it. No, it's all right. I'm a back
I got you now, bro, like I've not been feeling good. I've been tired had a lot of shit going on
It is what it is. I'm not a professional podcaster. Sure. I'm an amateur podcast
We are amateurs and we're comedian amateurs, but you have businesses to run man. You got other shit going on
Yeah, you know a lot of stuff now. I do want to I feel like we do need to address something
That is I'm gonna be honest ain't it's kind of bothering me
Yeah, what's that? Well, so, you know, I I spent my day tapping into you know, one of my sides
Uh-huh, and I was able to find this
This is a for those of you on audio. This is an og grape smash. Where did you find that? I can't i'm not gonna tell you
I stole it
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from where
From where I stole it i've been trying you must be a better stealer than me
Well, so you know I got this i'm like, you know, we're gonna you know a little dj pride day
Put the grape out on the table and then I notice
You have the black can that's right. and now I'm always out blacking you baby
See that we gotta talk about we all know who the we all know who the blacker host is
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size though. That's XL baby. I haven't tried that flavor though. Huh? I haven't tried that flavor. It's mystery flavor. Yeah. I heard it's good though. Yeah it is good. Yeah. I
like the grape the best though. Grape is OG. That bro, when I tell you what I had to go
through to get this, I'm not gonna tell you but if I did tell you. They involve a boat. Holy, holy shit. All right.
Welcome back.
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Try the show, man.
All right.
We got a lot to cover today.
We do.
Got a lot to cover, man.
Let's get into it. I wanted to bring
this up. I just thought this was funny. People are always trying to figure out ways to reinvent
the wheel, do shit easier, and for a man of zero compromises. I wanted to get your take
on this. Get your your thoughts human washing machine
Uses AI to hose down your filthy body because people are now too lazy to shower
What?
Okay, yeah, no I didn't you yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it
I don't get it. Yeah, there's a thought the Japanese toilet was advanced
Japanese showerhead firm science co has put the pod and
Tidepod after inventing an AI powered washing machine of the future that is purported to give people the ultimate bath
Quote we're about 70% there said said company chairman Yasuzuki Asano, while discussing
the when the device will be available at a lecture at the Osaka Health Care Pavilion
in late October. It's dubbed the Mirai Ningen sent to cookie. The cutting edge shower capsule
is completely enclosed like a hygiene based cryogenic chamber and takes just
15 minutes to wash and dry the user 15 minutes three minutes
That's fucking three times as fast as I could take shower now. Yeah, I don't take long showers
No, I get in there I fucking hit the butt crack hit the wiener area and then the armpits got spread the cheeks
Yeah, that's right. That's my question. Does this thing spread the cheeks for you? Like does it get in the crevice?
It looks like it might like what if you sit on that thing? Oh
Is that the whole pod? That's the whole pie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I don't think it does. That's the whole pot
So you're telling me that this is better. Is that origami?
You got origami over there. I'm an origami fan. What'd you make? Sorry for the interruption folks. What'd you make there, buddy?
So everybody was making paper airplanes here. Would you make a goose?
No, it's a crane. Oh crane. But I thought making a plane would be too stereotypical
Making a plane would be too stereotypical yeah exactly so I opted for
something different yeah something a little less threatening yeah right yeah
yeah okay well that's beautiful I had two water bottles here I moved one just to be
safer yeah so you didn't draw any yeah yeah I got it no conspiracies yeah so So, anyhow, very nice. Bro, that's fucked.
What?
I don't even get it.
Anyway, so you're telling me that this is a solution
to something that already isn't a problem.
Right, right, right.
You can sit in this and get your butt cheeks spread.
Do you remember that fucking hotel we stayed at in Boston
when we went across from Boston Commons,
the fucking Four Seasons?
Yeah, I had the bidet.
Yeah, that crazy toilet?
Did you use it?
I didn't use it, no, I didn't have one.
Oh, you didn't have one of those?
No.
You're lying, yeah you did.
No, I didn't, no I didn't.
All the rooms have them?
No, no.
Oh, just the fucking-
Just the pimp shit.
Just the pimp rooms.
I mean, my room was fucking nice.
Yeah. But it was just like the entourage. It didn't have the fucking butt squirter. I wish yeah, I've never tried one actually
Well, bro, they got a heated a heated seats, you know
But the problem is the heated seats is like when you fucking do your business in there. It smells way worse
It makes it like cook or something it ain't right. Yeah, I
Don't know. I mean toilets are pretty simple man. I just took a hole and make the shit go away
Yeah, you know, I don't know why why you would spend all this money trying to develop
something that is
More difficult to use than an actual shower. I mean, it's very simple
It's a simple process to get in and this takes longer.
Okay, now if it was like, listen,
you get in this thing, it'll spread your cheeks
and it cleans you in like fucking 60 seconds.
That'd be different.
That'd be different.
That'd be different.
That'd be like some Jetsons shit.
Yeah, you know.
So, what is it with people that don't
fucking like to take showers?
What is that?
I love showers. It's nasty. Yeah
now
Yeah, Japanese people take less showers. I always thought Japanese people were like pretty clean. They're pretty clean. Yeah
I mean every tickle is type people they got the one toilets were like the public toilets the fucking paper like automates it like
Genitors that yeah, it gives you a new piece of paper every time
But maybe they're just tired all these dirty Americans
That's what it is. I can feel be a man. They won't even take a shower. Let's put them in the cell
Yeah, I just thought I was interested in you know, the shit people come up with man
I don't know guys tell us what you guys think
Let us know down in the comments with that being said the fuck you can be too lazy to take a shower?
Oh, I mean, listen.
I know there's people like that.
There's people out there, bro.
Yeah.
There are people out there.
The same people that are like,
oh man, that guy's only successful
cause he got lucky.
You need to get lucky and find your way
to a fucking shower, buddy.
It'd be a good place to start.
Yeah.
You ever notice like their hair,
it's like gets all fucking matted together and shit. These aren't like homeless people. These are like people. Oh, you ever notice like their hair. It's like it's all fucking matted together and shit
And these aren't like homeless people. These are like
Gosh hours. Yeah, there's like a fucking take one musk. Yeah
All right, I had a guy like I used to work with a guy like that
He didn't believe in it. Really? Yeah
But like in like in like over time like, you know how he says it is like it creates his own like natural deodorant
And all that you mean is that me no no I don't wear deodorant
No, I worked at the summer camp oh, and I don't wear deodorant cuz I want my musk to be everywhere
I mean I get it's like marking a tree. I just marked the tree. Yeah, yeah, I
Do it my armpits?
Alright
Huh, that weird. I mean it's youits. All right. Is that weird? Huh?
Is that weird?
I mean, it's peculiar.
Okay.
That's how they're right?
Not all the way to weird though?
Yeah, no, I would say all the way there.
I've seen worse.
Yeah, smell worse too.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's get into it, man.
We got some business to handle.
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With that being said, headline numero uno.
Big talk.
Got to talk about it.
What's that?
Joe.
Joe Biden?
Oh yeah, man.
What's he doing?
Yeah, he issued a full pardon.
Unconditional pardon.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Fuck, we haven't done a show in a couple days.
It's been a minute.
Yeah. You got to cover it, it's been a minute.
Yeah.
You gotta cover it, cause that's some updates here.
People are getting mad at me about this.
They're like, where's the show?
I wanna hear what you said about Hunter Biden.
Yeah, we're actually waiting for Biden to pardon us as well.
Yeah, before we comment.
That's what it is.
Yeah, Biden issues a full and unconditional pardon
of his son, Hunter Biden. So yeah, full and unconditional pardon of his son, Hunter Biden.
So yeah, full and unconditional pardon of his son.
He released that on Sunday night after repeatedly insisting he would not do so, using the power
of his office to waive aside years of legal troubles, including a federal conviction for
illegally buying a gun and for tax evasion.
In a statement issued by the White House, Mr. Biden said he had decided to issue
the executive grant of clemency for his son, quote, for those offenses against
the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in
during the period from January 1st, 2014 through December 1st of 2024.
He continues saying, quote, the charges in his cases came about only after several of
my political opponents in Congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my election.
Mr. Biden said in the statement, quote, no reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter's cases can
reach any other conclusion than Hunter was singled out only because he is my son and
that is wrong. Yeah. Not because of the crack rocks he was snorting or the 10 plus years
of corruption and taking money from foreign interest groups on behalf of your dad, splitting the money, taking pay for play,
uh, you know,
making decisions and policy decisions that are not in the favor of American
citizens for money, you know,
pretty much being a complete and total trader to the country. Yeah. None of that.
Now, well, I mean, here's the interesting thing, right?
And I want to think about this. I want everybody to think about this this think how big of a piece of shit human being you have to be
Really think about this. Okay, cuz like yes, I'm a very patriotic person and yes
I know everybody doesn't have the same. I don't know country first attitude
That I sort of have or a lot of us have right not everybody on the same page, but this motherfucker is the president and the president's
son.
So I mean, we should assume that they have that same love for country.
Yes, no?
You would want to.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
And you're willing to leverage your position of power to make decisions that go against
your countrymen and your citizens for money.
Think about that. You're willing to take money from other countries and then make decisions that
hurt your own fucking people. Okay? That is the... This is why they hang traders. It is the worst
possible level of scuminess that I think anybody could have
you know it's one thing to do things that are gonna like fuck your shit up you
know I'm saying or or whatever like make a deal with the devil it's on you free
consequences correct yeah okay but when it literally affects 350 fucking million
people in this country whatever it is now
Think of that
You know what? I mean? It's fucked up man. It's what do when I saw this I was this way
I well, I mean this is why we say nothing fucking happens to these people right because like they either
You know
They either write the law that excuses them or you know makes it legal for them to do insider trading for example
Or whatever the case is they just fucking part in themselves or you know makes it legal for them to do insider trading for example or whatever the cases They just fucking pardon themselves like you know so I mean
I don't know if this is the first of many that's been a talk of the town people like oh who's next is gonna pardon
You know this person well now they're asking for pardons for everybody right did you see that I saw that yeah
I saw that and so I mean it's interesting now
If they weren't doing anything wrong what the fuck they need pardons for preemptive pardons for what you haven't even been fucking being a fucking traitor
You know, I'm so they know it's coming. Yeah, you know now now with this should be no pardons for that kind of crime
I don't think you should be able to pardon treason. I agree
Which is what it's addition is what these people are guilty of because they're all conspiring together. It's addition
I think I think that should be a crime that is not pardonable.
I agree.
But an interesting update here,
I mean this is a new line of the narrative
that's coming out now, and obviously we'll get to
some of these reactions from people,
but apparently now it raises a new question
about the Fifth Amendment loophole.
So Fifth Amendment, that's the right that we have
to not incriminate ourselves.
People say, I plead the Fifth.
There are still people that were involved in these crimes
that this dude committed, Joe Biden being one of them.
But there's presidential immunity.
But Joe Biden's brother, Joe Biden's fucking daughter,
I believe, there's a few of them that are all entangled
in this business.
Could Hunter Biden technically testify against them because he's, you know, safe
from prosecution and throw them out because we have friends in these places.
Right.
And I have somebody that's telling me, uh, that the word around the house was that
that the word around the house was that Hunter Biden
basically forced Joe Biden to pardon him under threat of releasing all of this shit
and just coming out and saying, hey, this is what the fuck
happened.
So I mean, and that's guys that are in, that would know,
you know what I'm saying, that are in those fucking hallways.
Yeah.
I'll just say that.
So it's interesting.
I don't know. I think say that. So it's interesting. I don't know. I think you know,
it's interesting. Now one thing that pisses me off, though, is the reaction from the left
and how they're kind of like they don't really know what to do about this. You see some idiots
like this. Way to go, Joe. Democrat representative Crockett congratulates Biden for pardoning
son. Let's check this video out. It's pardon.
Well, I won't pretend to speak for the entire caucus, but I will say way to go, Joe.
Let me be the first one to congratulate the president for deciding to do this,
because at the end of the day, we know that we have a 34 count convicted
felon that is about to walk into the White House.
So for anyone that wants to clutch their pearls now,
because he decided that he was going to pardon his son,
I would say take a look in the mirror.
Because we also know that when it comes to this cabinet,
this cabinet has more people accused of sexual assault
than any incoming cabinet,
probably ever in the history of America.
So we are living in unprecedented times,
and we know that this was completely political as someone who serves on the Oversight Committee
This was gangsmanship the entire time and we know that this investigation had been taking place for five or six years
We know that Hunter had accepted responsibility and it was the Oversight Committee that was pushing to try to say no
It wasn't enough and ultimately the judge decided to reject the plea and so considering everything that took place and considering where we are in
this country I say way to go Joe. Well can I ask a question and it looks like your
seatmates behind you think that this is very unprecedented to have someone be on
television while they're boarding the plane but we have talked a lot on with
you on MSNBC programs about the way that African Americans and Latinos are often brought up in the drug trade
and results in criminal convictions.
Do you think going forward that this is an opportunity
for the president to use his clemency power more broadly?
I'm certainly given the kind of criticism
he's likely to face over this,
but to expand the array of individuals
who are also offered clemency as his term winds down.
So thank you so much for the question, because I actually have a letter that I am actually
about to really push out a lot more widely.
This letter is to actually work on the disparities that we've seen specifically for crack cocaine.
It is a conversation that I started with the attorney general before the election.
It was something that I wanted to do in the lame duck,
no matter who won the presidency.
And so we know that there are people
that are still sitting in custody
in the federal government, federal prisons,
because they were charged with crack cases
years and years before the law ever changed.
And even when the law changed under Obama,
it still was an 18 to one disparity.
It is time for those people that have been sitting there and have had this disparity
held over their heads and it's been nothing but racism that has driven it.
It's time for them to go ahead and have their sentences recalculated and we have the numbers.
We know the percentages of people of color.
We know the percentages of people that would get out and so I'm hoping that the president takes us up on it.
All right. Thank you.
First of all, clean your fucking phone.
Your phone's dirty. Not only that.
Yeah, she looks like she's talking with a bunch of shit in her mouth.
Yeah, bullshit. Yeah.
No shit.
I just love the story here, right?
Like you got Joe Biden, 1994 crime bill,
locks up all of these fucking people, right?
And I mean, that was what, almost 30 years ago.
And the first one he grants clemency to is his son,
which is a white guy.
Not only that, not only that.
What's the destruction to the black family unit then because of the
1994 crime bill? What's the generational destruction of the black family unit
because of that? That is that is 100% on him. Oh yeah okay and then that always
made me wonder like why how do people not see this and then on top of it for her to
sit there and say oh yeah hunter Biden deserves to be pardoned because Donald
Trump has all these charges against him yeah they all got dropped because they
were made to fuck up this dude is spilling national security secrets and
selling shit for money like what do we don't like he was just it's not like he was just doing drugs
Yeah, right. No one gives a fuck. No, it was having a good time. That's cool
But what the other shit that you were doing and that's the problem that always gets me like they always just put it on the
Gun crime and the tax shit. Yeah, there was way more on that fucking laptop dude that nobody wants to talk about
It's it's very bizarre. It's very bizarre.
And it's very bizarre that anyone,
anyone would be okay with anybody in this country
selling their influence for money.
And the only reason I can fucking think it's okay,
the only reason I think they think it's okay
is because they all do it too. Right. Well, I mean here's the interesting thing right like if if it was just about the tax
Evasion and the gun crime then why didn't Biden just issue the pardon on those charges?
Yeah, why did he get why do you do a 10-year window?
Why why is it a 10-year fucking window for any crime that he may or and by the way what happened in 2014?
Oh, that was the Burisma shit.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like when he went by, dude, it's fucked.
I think anybody with any ounce of common sense should be able to look at this and be like,
okay, yeah, this is fucking bullshit, man.
You got KGB, of course.
She's claiming that it was war politics.
That's the reason for the Hunter Biden pardon and insists that the DOJ was not
weaponized against Trump.
I mean, you talk about gaslighting.
Holy crap.
I've never seen someone that can lie like her.
Oh, well, she's good at it. She's good.
Let's check this out. Now, this is an audio clip that was taken during a press
briefing. So let's check this out.
You have said repeatedly yourself since the election, the president has said for
months, no pardon was coming. Let's check this out. to the American people. That is something that he always truly believes.
And if you see the end of his, I assume that you've read his statement and you look at
the end of that statement, and he actually says that in the first line and the last paragraph,
and respects the thinking and how the American people will actually see this in his decision
making.
And I would encourage everyone to read in full the President's statement. I think he
lays out his thought process. He lays out how he came to this decision. He came to this
decision this weekend. So let's be very clear about that. He says it himself. It's in his
voice. He said he came to this decision this weekend. And he said he wrestled
with this. And because he believes in the Justice Simpson, but he also believes that the war politics
infected the process and led to a miscarriage of justice. It's beautiful shit, man. Beautiful
stuff. Just like, you know, and everybody's having to go back on it. You got political here This is like a timeline of headlines from Politico
President Biden says he won't pardon hunter Biden. He said it like a thousand times a thousand. Yeah
Biden issues pardon for son, Hunter Republicans pounce on Biden for part of this son, Hunter like
I don't think it matters. I think the media I think it doesn't matter what the media says anymore
You know, like everybody sees it. Everybody's seen all the clips. Everything's recorded. It's out there
We all know what the fuck's been going on and you know
I think they're gonna try to pardon fucking everybody Hillary Clinton
Pelosi all these people and I don't think that those should be pardons
I don't think that that should be allowed well
I mean the fact that you're issuing a pardon,
I mean, they kinda almost, in the legal way,
you're not supposed to take that as an admission of guilt
or anything like that.
Yeah.
Cool, but if you didn't do anything wrong,
what the hell are you getting a pardon for?
You don't need one.
You know what I'm saying?
So, they're definitely tailing on themselves.
Of course.
Almost immediately.
Of course.
I was kinda interested why Trump hasn't said much on this.
You know, Trump made a tweet December 1st.
He says, does the pardon given by Joe to Hunter
include the J6 hostages who have now been imprisoned
for years, such an abuse and miscarriage of justice?
And that was kind of it.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, again, I don't know if he's just trying
to keep his cards close.
You know, we got some other stuff coming with some of his picks that I think will change some of this, but
it is, dude, the whole thing is just, I'm not going to say I didn't expect it, but it's just like,
alright, now what? You know what I'm saying?
Listen, it's bullshit.
Yeah.
Okay, and if you're gonna take money for foreign influence
and make decisions against your own country
for the benefit of you personally, financially,
that's in my book, that's treason,
and that should never be able to be pardoned,
and those people should be held accountable.
We can't allow people to make decisions selfishly,
especially when they're in public office, that screw over
the entire country for some dollars. You know what I'm saying?
Dude as fuck. Well, let me ask you this then Andy. So you pardon your son, you're Joe Biden,
you just pardon your son. You know, keeping that theme, what would be the next thing you would do?
Pardon yourself?
theme, what would be the next thing you would do?
Pardon yourself.
Not yet.
I wouldn't be surprised to come up. How about just, you know, give a billion dollars to Africa.
Yeah.
And what's going on in North Carolina still for natural disasters.
Yeah, right.
And the natural disasters, humanitarian aid for people displaced by drought or conflict in 31 different countries
when we have two states that have been completely fucked.
What would you do after that?
I wouldn't do that.
So I don't know what I would do after that.
Well, Biden will take a nap.
Let's check this out.
With the US.
Dude fucking falls asleep.
The development of the Lobito Corridor.
Tanzania views the Lobito Corridor
as an integral part of a broader strategy
to enhance connectivity in Africa.
We also appreciate the fact
that the implementation of the project
will provide provide opportunities for
Africa's development in sectors such as agriculture, renewable energy,
logistics along the corridor.
Tanzania is.
Bro, he's out.
That clips like two minutes and he's out there. I don't blame a man
I would hate to sit in those kind of meetings for real all these formalities and all these like ridiculous
Scripted out talks that everybody gives and you can only take so much that shit true. Yeah, I don't blame them on that
But yeah, North Carolina is still fucked and you know, let's give some more money away
That's just money. They're given to themselves. That's what people don't understand. She comes back right?
You setting this stuff up for good retirement. Yeah, they're what they're doing man for sure. Yeah guys jump in on this conversation
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments with that being said, let's go check these out
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That being said let's get to headline number two
This is an interesting one. Love to get your take on this one
Trump's election of cash, but tale to lead FBI
Electrifies America first movement
This was cool. Yeah was happy with this.
I like this pick.
Yeah, I thought it was a good pick.
You know, in round number 13 of the first round
of the America First draft, got Cash Patel.
More than any other personnel decision,
former President Donald Trump, the president-elect now,
has made for his incoming administration,
his decision to pick attorney Cash Patel to lead the FBI
as the Bureau's next director
has electrified Trump's most ardent supporters.
That's not to say his supporters are unhappy
with any of the other selections.
They're not, a few of them actually by bar.
Trump supporters are very fired up about all of them so far
and excited as the former president builds on his comeback
Administration, but there's something about the Patel selection. It has really got those base
I really got the base jacked up and excited
See ya, so Trump nominates
Kashop cash Patel
To serve and yeah, everybody's been pretty pretty happy with this. I think that's a pretty good safe bet.
Robert O'Brien said,
President at real Donald Trump has made America safer
and more just by his nomination of Cash Patel
as director of the FBI.
He will be a worthy successor to my friend Christopher Ray.
I think anybody that calls Christopher Ray a friend,
you can't trust that person, so I don't know how.
Yeah, it's weird how these dudes all suck each other's dicks. Yeah. Yeah, it is weird like these people are fucking criminals They're doing bad shit. They're using the FBI to harass fucking citizens and politicians and now he's your friend flat-out lying to the American
Yeah
It's just friend. All right, okay, Tommy
American people. Yeah.
It's just friend.
All right.
Okay.
Tommy Tubberville says,
Cash Patel is the perfect pick.
He will restore law and order
and end FBI corruption clean house, hashtag MAGA.
Now what's interesting dude,
and I wonder if you've seen the same thing on this, right?
Like any of the picks that I would say are good picks,
mainstream media destroys, but the ones that I would say are good picks,
mainstream media destroys. But the ones that are not good,
mainstream media doesn't even touch.
That might be, is that like, are you seeing that?
No, I mean, dude, look, I've had my head into other things,
you know, so what do you mean?
Dude, I've been seeing like the one lady
for surgeon general, mainstream media doesn't touch her. Like terrible pick, right? Like, I mean, it's very clear she has her bad stuffgeon General, mainstream media doesn't touch her.
Like terrible pick, right?
Like, I mean, it's very clear she has her bad stuff about her.
Mainstream media does not touch her.
But yet you get Cash Patel.
You think that's because they want her to stay in,
or they want her to be unnoticed, or?
Maybe a little bit of both, maybe.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they're not touching her.
You know what I'm saying?
But like Cash Patel, you know, of course.
Like, no, we can't have it.
Gotta get this guy out of it.
Let's check this out. Let's go to NBC News real quick
I think cash does have relevant experience particularly when it comes to the mandate the American public has signed up turning these agencies around
They've become completely completely corrupted cash has pointed it out
He's probably the best at uncovering what's happened at the FBI and I look forward to seeing him taking it apart
Yeah, you know I'm saying so like this guy goes on NBC you know, stand up for cash and it's just the constant barrage of like,
oh, he's disqualified, he's unqualified,
he's, you know, all this stuff.
But again, like it just, it was bugging me, right?
Like the guys that we should not have in, they don't touch.
And the people have to get pissed off.
That's what happened with this other pick.
Should be disqualified,
conservative slam Trump's
DEA pick, Chad Chronister for being a woke Democrat donor pro-vaccine tyrant who arrested
a pastor during COVID. Yeah, he resigned though, didn't he? He dropped out. Off the public pressure.
Dropped out. Yeah. But like not to any mainstream media doing, you know what I'm saying? No,
it was because of Twitter and fucking social media
It was the people yeah, well look man anybody who arrested anybody during kovat for anything or put any of these
Draconian restrictions in or
tyrant
Policies where they could just say you can't go to the beach you can't go outside
You can't have people over to your house. You can't have Thanksgiving. No singing
like bro
None of those people should be allowed to serve in any role of government ever and not even just that
They should be in fucking jail. Well, this dude gloated about it. Yeah, so like he tweeted about it
This is back in Mars on March 30th of 2020 and he tweeted this fucking thing
He says quote announcing the arrest of dr. Ronald Howard Brown pastor of the river
At Tampa Bay Church who intentionally and repeatedly disregarded state and local public health orders
Which put his congregation and our community in danger?
In order to know law yeah two different things. Yeah, neither is a mandate. Yeah, fuck off. Yeah
Honestly, I mean do you trust me? I listen I don't know too many chats be honest with you
But the last name I feel I kind of gave it away cronies. It just sounds like a crony
And that a bad thing. Yeah. No, I just look man
I mean we can make fun of these dudes or whatever, but it's a serious matter like these people shouldn't be in our government
They shouldn't be in law enforcement. They shouldn't be in law enforcement.
They shouldn't be allowed to serve in any position
of authority over human beings in any sort ever.
Because when they are telling people,
arresting pastors and you know, like bro,
they were putting, remember when they arrested
that guy on the fucking beach?
Like, dude, listen man, that is completely unacceptable. This is not their
world. Their laws do not rule the world. There are human rights. We're allowed to go outside.
We're allowed to breathe. We're allowed to have people over. We're allowed to do whatever
the fuck we want as long as it's not fucking breaking laws. Okay? And even if it is breaking
laws, there are certain laws that really aren't applicable
to human fucking rights. Okay? So I don't know where these people get off thinking that
they're in a position of authority to the point where they can tell us that we can't
go outside. Fuck you, dude. And dude, it's a bad thing. I don't, why would Trump put
him out like that? Why would Trump even nominate this guy? I mean it came with a very long
You know, yeah, I
Mean he not know this or does he not care or does he know it and he wants the P wants to see what the
People do exactly. You know, I'm saying it's very I mean listen, it's it's very plausible. You know, it's very very plausible
You know because I mean this dude got torn to shreds within hours. Yeah, he should and and any anybody
Who sided with those people on anything?
Should be as well. Yeah. Well, I mean what was even crazier is like
I mean, so this guy's gloating about arresting this fucking pastor, right for having church during kovat lockdown
Yeah, meanwhile
That same person, that same guy,
it was the same one that was releasing
over a hundred criminals because of COVID
out of the fucking prisons and jail cells
in fucking Florida.
One of which actually went on to commit murder.
They have them on record saying, well, quote,
we didn't go back at the time and look at people's criminal history
Cronister said Thursday that census changed so you weren't even looking at the people's rap sheet that you were just releasing because of cove it
But yet you're locking a pastor up for everything. Yeah, this guy doesn't belong anywhere near it
I'm glad people called it because that's exactly what they did. Yeah, he definitely rescinded it
Said it was an honor to to be nominated, but he's gonna
Stick with the local tyranny. So that's cool. Another news another interesting pic that's going on right now another guy got Pete Haxf
for
State Department. Yeah, and there is some interesting things going on there. Yeah, I see a lot of people talking about it
But I don't they said he was
There's some serious allegations is what I saw but I didn't see what they were that he has like a drinking issue or some
All those motherfuckers got drinking issues. They got a fucking bar in Congress. Yeah, there's a room in there. You go buy beer
Yeah, that's I wouldn't say that that would be my main concern. Oh, they fucking Nancy Pelosi has drink problem
Kamala
Auntie cam Bro Nancy Pelosi has drink problem for Kamala. Auntie cam.
Bro Nancy Pelosi's, uh, some dude filmed her on the airplane the other day and he
uh, counted that she drank seven drinks on the plane and she was already fucked
up when she got on the plane. No shit. Yeah. Seven drinks, bro.
Seven drinks. That lady probably weighs a hundred pounds. That's a lot.
I mean, she'll drink me out of the table. Yeah
Yeah, you know, but like I mean P has sex making some noise they're trying to get him out
Is what it sounded like and now there's this like talk about the Santas. Yeah, let's talk about the Santa. Yeah, what is that?
What what I don't like it. I think I don't like it
I like Rhonda Santas for for a lot of things, but I would rather have Hegsith in there
a fresh young face, bro. And I feel like the Santis is the pick that the establishment Republicans want
to be in that role. And I feel like they don't think Hegsith is mature enough or qualified enough,
or most likely they're afraid of him. Corruptible and so and I don't think I don't think the
Santa's is is corruptible, but I think he's more polished and I think people are less afraid of him
And I think the fact that they're trying to resist hexa so much is
An indication of why he should get the position. That's kind of how I see it. Yeah, like it's like whoever media attacks
That's who I want. Yeah me too. And it's ones that they don't attack.
They get worried about.
That I'm worried about.
Yeah, I agree.
You know what I'm saying?
And to me, that's been a telltale sign this whole time.
Like I said, the surgeon general, nothing.
Great pick, whatever, silence.
You know what I'm saying?
But Lord forbid, Pete Hexack gets in there,
it's a problem, Cash Patel.
Like these are great people you want in those positions
And and they're they're silent on them, you know, I mean they're silent on the ones that they that we don't want
So, I mean it's it's interesting
Very very interesting. Yeah, I'm happy with cash. Yeah, let's go Pete. Yeah. Look dude. Here's the bottom line. Okay
You got to give someone 90 days to see what they're going to do. All right.
And that's not 90 days from now or from November 5th.
That's 90 days from the inauguration.
All right. So I am not loyal to any person.
I am loyal to this country, the constitution and how I believe it should be run.
And it's people.
how I believe it should be run and it's people.
And I think Trump deserves 90 days of let's see what's gonna happen before
anybody starts saying, Oh, he's controlled op or he's part of this or he's part of
that. I talked to someone who is my friend,
but it's also Trump's friend and he's his very good friend.
He's with him all the time.
They're at events together. Okay, and this guy's a friend of mine.
And I talked to him and I said,
hey, tell me the real shit.
He happened to be here on Monday.
I said, hey, tell me the real shit.
Is Trump gonna fucking wield the hammer
when he comes in the office or not?
And he fucking smiled big
And he goes bro. You have no fucking idea and this is a guy that sits in the rooms
Okay, so and it's not anybody that's been on my show. All right, so
That's refreshing. Yeah, it's
And it's not a bullshitter. It's someone who issues the shit this motherfucker tells the truth. Yeah, okay
So I shouldn't hear me. Yeah, and he looked truth. Yeah. OK, so. That's refreshing to hear, man.
Yeah.
And he looked me right in the eye, big smile.
He's like, bro, you have no idea.
So I think these dudes are going to wreck all the bullshit
and the corruption 100%.
Yeah, there's some of the picks I don't like.
And there is some things that indicate
like Trump isn't going to necessarily make all
the reforms that everybody wants, but like,
dude, what president has done that?
That's never existed before.
We've never had a situation where your candidate or my candidate or anybody's candidate has
come in and done every single thing that we want.
I do think that there's a very good chance that trump and his cabinet and his administration will
Make the structural changes required that will allow our country to move on and become america again meaning
Election reform meaning corruption reform meaning shrinkage of the government
I think they're going to find all kinds of stuff out that they don't even really know yet
Especially with uh vavek and elon
With the uh department of government, uh efficiency that they don't even really know yet, especially with Vivek and Elon with the Department of Government efficiency. I feel like those guys are going, I think we're going to have massive
changes. And I think that those changes that are going to be structural are going to allow
us to move forward and potentially get America to where we all kind of want it to be right And maybe he does it who knows but I think this I think instead of trying to pick apart somebody who's been through the fucking
Ringer the weight that he has I believe that he deserves at least 90 days of benefited doubt and that's what I'm willing to give him
I agree man guys. Tell us what you guys think
Let's know down in the common the reason I say 90 days is because bro
we're gonna we're gonna be able to see the moves, right?
We might not see the results, but we'll see the moves.
And I think that's a fair amount of time.
You know, in business, they have a saying,
it's 30, 60, 90, okay?
And you know, to make changes that you start on today,
and this is your life too.
It's the same thing in your life.
30 days of work, you probably won't see much. 60 days, you're gonna see a little bit. 90 days, you're gonna see a lot. And that's the same thing in your life. 30 days you know of work you probably won't see much. 60 days you're gonna see a little bit. 90 days you're gonna see a
lot and that's the reality of business. That's the reality of your personal
development and your your fitness. You could tell a lot in 90 days okay even in
the biggest business and and and so I'm I think that's fair that we all give
them that and we'll see what happens. Yeah guys tell us what you guys think.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
With that being said, let's get to our third
and final headline.
We've got headline number three.
This one's a little different.
We saw this coming.
We like to speak about tyranny and corruption
and government and all of those things.
We gotta go cross seas for this one.
This one was kind of interesting.
South Korea President Yoon declares martial law and unannounced TV address. Did you see this? Yeah, I did. I didn't
see the civil. I saw a little bit of the civil unrest, but no, I didn't see much about this. This
is some weird stuff that's happening over there. It's still to this day. Actually, there's still
some remnants going on. We'll cover this. But this started on December 3rd. South Korean President Yoon
Suk Yeol on Tuesday declared martial law in an unannounced late night address broadcast live
on YTN television claiming he would eradicate quote quote, shameless pro-North Korean anti-state forces.
He did not cite any specific threat
from the nuclear armed North,
instead focusing on his domestic political opponents.
The surprise move sent shockwaves through the country,
which had a series of authoritarian leaders
early in its history,
but has been considered democratic since the 1980s.
The Korean unit of currency, the won, was down sharply against the U.S. dollar.
White House wasn't commenting initially when this stuff came.
They just say, hey, we're monitoring the situation.
His statement, when translated, says, quote, I declare martial law to protect the free republic of Korea from the threat of North Korean communist
forces to eradicate the despicable pro-north korean anti-state forces that are plundering the freedom and
happiness of our people and to protect the free constitutional order you said
Now he didn't again. He didn't address what specific measures were going to be taken
Yan hop news agency reported that the entrance to the parliament building was
blocked. They stated quote tanks armored personnel carriers and soldiers with
guns and knives will rule the country. Lee Jae Myung leader of the opposition
Democratic Party which has the majority in parliament said in a live stream
online quote the economy of the Republic of Korea will collapse
irretrievably my fellow citizens please come to the National Assembly so there's
the president okay now he is the leader of the People Power Party formerly known
as United Future Party it's a conservative right-wing political party
in South Korea now these are some images some videos of what was going on during that time. Let's check this out So this is, so I'm understanding this properly. This is the government and the army and the president
are the right wing, and then these people fighting them
in the streets are like our antifas.
Correct.
And then you also have the fact that like the parliament,
which would be like our Congress is majority liberal.
Okay.
Right, so you got the president, military, Republican, their Democrat, you know I'm saying and then you got the
Apparently a decent amount of people in the crowd that are
Anti-state how fucking stupid do you have to be to beg for a government to rule over you and make more laws and make more?
Restrictions and make things harder for you as an individual like how big of a fucking coward
Are you that you are afraid to live a free life? things harder for you as an individual. Like how big of a fucking coward are you
that you are afraid to live a free life?
You are afraid to live a free life.
It's not that they don't want freedom,
they want someone to take care of them.
They want someone to provide for them.
They want someone to make the rules that they can follow
and they can be good little people and just,
how weak of a person do you have to be
to want that?
It's very, very absurd for me to think
that anybody would want that at all.
But what's even crazier, bro, is the fact that like-
Why would you fight for that?
Yeah, well, I mean, what's crazy is when you give them
a little taste of what that shit looks like,
they don't like it.
Yeah, well-
Because like that's what communism would look like. I mean,
that's martial law, military. I know people like, I know. And that's what you
want, bro. And I know in these people that are fighting for it,
don't understand that they'll just be facing the same people later that we'll be
making them do all this crazy shit.
It's weird, man. Now like a couple of hours,
I think it was like two hours after that broadcast
South Korean Parliament voters
They voted to defy president by lifting his declaration of martial law
Because again, they have the majority right they overturned it but
The thing is it's weird like I mean how their laws and stuff is set up
The Constitution of South Korea says that the president shall comply when the National Assembly requests lifting of martial law with the majority vote.
They did that, but it doesn't specify when he has to actually lift it.
All right.
And so like I said, I mean, there's still some things that are going on right now.
There's still some, some battles at the National Assembly, their U S their capital, if you
will.
There's still been some clashes here and there.
It was just such a weird thing that happened kind of like out of nowhere
with no real like, you know, usually you kind of see these things coming
on the horizon and South Korea declaring martial law.
I didn't really see coming up at all, but it is definitely weird, man.
It's just weird times, I think, all around.
Anything else on this?
I mean, look, dude, I'm surprised this didn't happen here
or hasn't happened here.
I mean, we're real lucky that this wasn't the case here
over the last four years.
Yeah, specifically on the fucking election.
And if we don't get it corrected,
if we don't get it corrected over the next four years,
meaning correcting the election system,
shrinking the size of the three letter agencies, stop allowing them to instigate these
crazy fucking events in our society that, you know, hurt culture divide culture.
Uh, if we don't get rid of or help or make some regulations around media
being paid by the government to push a narrative these things
This is what ended up happening
Okay, so we have some this is what I was talking about
with the corrections that need to be made so that we can structurally move forward from here because our foundation in our
you know, I
Mean I guess the foundation is the best word for it. Our foundation is crapped and crumbled right now.
And we have to fucking re-strengthen that
so that we can move forward, you know, in a productive way.
And this, you know, this is what happens
when that's not the case.
Yeah, I mean, 100%.
I think the other thing too that's cool to see,
did you know or see that Elon put out
for the Department of Government Efficiency that
actually has like an expiration date for that entire agency?
When is that?
Isn't it July 4th?
Of 2026.
Yeah.
So it's like a little bit over a year that they're going to come in and do all that shit
and then guess what?
They're done.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I just like, I mean, that's how government should work.
Like you shouldn't be in there for these long careers or, you know, you set up these deals to fucking set you and your kids and your kids kids up like get in fix the fucking problem
Be done. Yeah, it's that simple
Yeah, I mean, so this is interesting. We'll stay on top of this. We'll see what happens
It was just wild to see man. I don't know guys
Tell us what you guys think down in the comments with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
Thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck.
This is where we're bringing in a headline
to talk about it and get one of those two options.
Speaking of this resurgence of America coming back,
one thing that is always good to see is just some,
some, some, some good testosterone and violence.
And so that's what, that's what our thumbs up is.
Not sure if you saw this has happened last weekend, but
Ohio State and Michigan
they had a little situation after their game, yeah, and
Now they got some some punishments after their postgame scuffles
So let's just talk about it. See what we think on this Ohio State and Michigan will both be fined a hundred thousand dollars
For a violation of the Big Ten sportsmanship policy after their rivalry week matchup led to an ugly postgame scuffle
The Saturday lunchtime game hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons after police stormed the field and
Pepper sprayed players in a bid to calm down
the violent scenes.
Um, and it has now been reported by Yahoo News, um, and Yahoo Sports that both teams
will be hit with a hefty fine while Ohio state police also continues its own investigations
into the circumstances that led to pepper spray being deployed by its officers.
Um, it is expected that both teams will not argue the fine and will pay it without any appeals.
So it all started right on the field.
This occurred at Ohio State
where Michigan players planted their school flag on the field,
which is considered a major sign of disrespect in college football,
and Ohio State players physically confronted them.
Let's check out this clip.
Ohio State field and the Buckeyes rushed right to them.
And now there's some skirmishes going on on the field.
I mean, dude, this happens all the time. That happens all the time.
I saw this on TV and I was like, I couldn't believe they used pepper spray.
Yeah.
I couldn't believe it.
Well, I mean, those guys are pretty fucking big.
Dude, that's it.
It's college football, man.
Like dude, of course there's going to be emotions.
Of course there's going to be fighting.
Of course there's's gonna be emotions. Of course, there's gonna be fighting. Of course, there's gonna be violence like
It's not gonna progress to the point of needing pepper spray, bro
You jump in there like a man you grab them off of each other and you fucking let them go back to their locker rooms
This is this is men doing men shit. Let them go. Yeah, man
And like the pepper spray thing I couldn't believe it like when I saw it on TV
I was like there's no way because there's been you know, I've watched football my whole life, man
I've seen way worse fights than this pro way worse
This was a pretty interesting clip. Let's check this angle out. So this is a different angle on the field
You got Ohio State with the Michigan flag. They were able to take and let's check this out.
But yeah, I mean, I mean, what do you think's gonna happen, dude, when you run out and try to put your flag on somebody's field like that's gonna happen.
It's a great lesson here.
There's consequences for actions.
Dude, it's gonna happen bro.
Like are those guys brothers?
No, actual brothers, not brothers.
Yeah, look at them.
They look the same
They fucking do and then the one guys got number 22 and the other guys got number 44
So I was thinking like you 22 times 2 is 44 that are those guys related. They got same haircut making the same face
They got pepper sprayed together. They got the pepper spray face. Oh
Bro you tell me those dudes don't look alike they They do look alike. No, they do. They do
Man fuck you guys, but just these two guys. Okay. Yeah, like not all the players look alike. Yes, that's right You knew what the fuck I was saying. I
Give this thumbs down for the consequence. I know I think yeah
I think this this is part of sports dude
Like they've already removed all the dangerous shit from football anyway, like football now has become like almost like flag football
You know
Compared to 20 years ago, and I'm all for safety and everything but like bro
They fight in hockey like straight-up fucking fight and then pepper spray those motherfuckers, you fight in hockey like straight up fucking fight.
And they're pepper spraying those motherfuckers.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, and it didn't look like it was that out of control.
No, it didn't even look that bad, man.
I think the cops definitely made that situation worse
for sure.
It's like, fuck man, just let them go.
Just let them go.
I mean, I could see where, you know,
if you're like four or five people
in the middle of those two guys,
but bro, maybe you just should get out of the middle of it. Yeah. Yeah, do we had always we always had a rule, bro
Like we fight we were playing another team that like we know like, you know, there's a big rivalry
You know you go do the shake the hands of the 50 yard line
Keep your helmets on. Yeah, always keep your helmets on like you're protected. Like I mean like you punch a helmet
Yeah, it doesn't matter cool bro. You put how's your hand now? Yeah, okay, you learn something. You know, I'm saying like yeah, yeah, you know like it's all right, man
They're all they got the gear on steel. It's fine, man. Just let them go, you know, I think it's stupid
Yeah, I do too. That's a big-ass dude. That's the best
Yeah, I do this big fucking dude. I there's some big boys. I'm man, you know, so like
Your those dudes are real smart. That guy's real big. I think he's massive. Yeah
How's that motherfucker in college? He looks 50
You know saying like for real dude, that guy looks 50 years old. It looks yeah. I think he got pepper spray too
Yeah, what well all the black I might pepper spray that motherfucker
Big motherfucker dude
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah
Sorry, I'll tell you what pepper spray no joke dude. Oh, so you don't want that shit in your face
Oh sucks. You don't want to be in the vicinity of it
Even get a little bit on you like last for a couple days well they got the new now it's like foam so like like it sprays they didn't like just spray yeah
streams right oh really and it sticks on you sticks on fucking everything you try
to wipe it off now it's on your hands like fucking sucks but yeah no thanks
yeah let the boys go man I agree let the boys boy. Um, Guy's Andy. That's all I got man.
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