REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Democrats trying to push through a bill that would cost the average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine killing the Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow & San Francisco hiring an overweight fat activist to give guidance on weight stigma.

What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today We have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's we're gonna do that's what CTI stands for stands for Cruz the internet We put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on Then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world now We're gonna get right to it. All right, We got a fee. The fee is very simple. We're not gonna run ads. I'm not gonna fill your ears full of bullshit. Try to keep it

real here. We ask very simply that you guys share the show. All right. We put a lot of time, a lot of effort. We finance the show ourselves. We work hard on this. So if it makes you think, makes you laugh, it gives you new perspective. Do us a favor and share the show. All right. Don't be a ho. a hoe show show all right. What's up, dude? What's going on man? Nothing man? Yeah, so with you all right? You know just getting my shit stolen after I steal it Does that count as stealing? I feel like I should does that does that if somebody steals something from you? Uh-huh, and then you steal it back right? It's do that cancel out that you stole it. Yeah, I'm a victim now it back right it's that cancel out that you stole it yeah I'm a victim now okay so now yeah now I'm the criminal correct but even though it was my shit right got

it that is kind of how it works I mean in today's world yeah put that white man in jail you know what I'm saying Daniel penny his ass oh shit man that's crazy yeah man we gotta have some more diversity in here listen, that's crazy Yeah, man, we gotta have some more diversity in jail. Hey, listen equality. That's right. That's what it's for man What's going on with you, man? Oh You know, I didn't steal the shit. Yeah, just stealing shit stealing shit Guys, you know, I just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break for the holidays. The guys here are gonna go do their thing

and we're gonna go do our things. So I'm just letting you know. Things will be done. Yeah, we will be back at the beginning of the year, next year, but we got a lot of cool shit. But I just wanna let you guys know, just so you're not wondering where the fuck we're going. So these guys work hard.

We're gonna give them some time off. What's going on? Yeah, man a lot of shit man. A lot of interesting things is as is normal. Yeah It's like the new normal the new well, it is the new normal. They promised that I did But I thought this was interesting, you know, I always like to think you know, because we have a age gap between you and I Yeah, and it's always funny to talk about you know, because we have an age gap between you and I. Yep. And it's always funny to talk about, you know, things coming back into play, you know, styles that you guys had coming back in, you know what I'm saying?

First of all, motherfucker, I ain't like I'm 100. That's it. I know you think, I know you feel that way because you think that, but like, No. A 40 year old dudes ain't fucking old, bro. No, no, no, you're good. No, no, but it is a difference it's

different I mean it's a different class for sure yeah like senior citizen you're not it's like silver sneakers club bro I got you I don't know bro fuck man I'm getting like getting silver Fox over here bro I got the New Balance was on the way for you New Balance is cool again dude Rick Ross is but wearing new New Balance whatever Rick Ross wearing it's gonna be cool. Yeah, I mean that's a fair That's a fair argument New Balance has got a great branch strategy right now. Yeah, I mean I wear New Balance Yeah, I mean New Balance. I'm cool. I wear some of them. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like I honestly thought about getting the the gardener 2000s, you know some out. No, are the those are that's not called a gardener. Those are called the the barbecue 2000s. You do both though I mean, yeah, you could grill all whites. Yeah with the high socks. Yeah, you know

Sunday afternoon. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you cut the grass go straight to grill grass stain on the shoe at the grill, correct? Yes, that's the move. That's called called patina that's called that's called subdivision it's called no but I mean it's just always it's called see it's just always interesting man you're having a duck if you're wearing those shoes you know saying like you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not sure it's like shooting at an animal or something Right, you know, you're hunting or it's 4th of July. You have to worry about it You know we wear those shoes you're not worried about nobody stealing your shit either nothing. Yeah, you're right Yeah, it's like a force field of safety with those guys man. You don't fuck dude. You don't fuck with those guys

Yeah, let me tell you something No You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason Because if they're gonna wear shoes like that, you know, they don't give a fuck they give to fuck you up That fuck could put you in a hole with their grass stain new balances on bro. That's how they got the grass stains That's what you don't know. You think it's from cutting. Yeah, it's from cutting. That's the story. Yeah, that's right cutting pieces. Oh You know, but it's just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there, you know, stuff that was cool then,

and you know, now it's coming back into play. You know, but there are some things that this generation is doing. They're creating some, they're pioneering, creating some new words, and it's causing some rifts in some places. So I wanted to bring this in, let's check it out. This is in Iowa.

So the headline is, Free Speech Organization Torches Iowa Classroom's Banned Words List. So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school. All right. And so I just wanted to, you know, kind of go through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words or if this is true, like a true pioneering feat

of humanity here. Okay. So, yeah, it's causing some rifts. So like I said, free speech advocates, they're crying foul play here. I'm saying the school is limiting the free speech of these kids from these words that there are banning in the school is limiting the free speech of these kids from these words that there are banning in the school. It's, let's check the list out. Oh, and by the way, if you say any of these words

in the school, it's a 30 minute detention. Per word. 30 minute? Per word. Oh. Per word, or per infraction here, so. You can't say pimp. Ditty party.

You can't say pimp, you can't say pimp. What the you can't say pimp you can't say pimp What the fuck is that? No pimp my favorite words bro. Diddy party diddler oiled up baby oil What's that skibbity toilet skibbity? Yeah skibbity toilet? Ohio for some reason I don't know I can't say alpha beta omega sigma Can't say brain rot you can't say the Rizler Bro the Rizler Fucking great day is it is bro the fucking Rizler on my license plate

No, I'm getting the frizzler frizzler. Yeah, okay Shit, that's a good one. Can't say chat. What can't say giga chat? No, that's giga Chad. I think yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, that is yeah. Yeah. Yeah can't say racist comments in general No racist fuck Well, we would be we would be expelled. Oh yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro. How you gonna?

Can't say hawk-tooa? Can't, can't. Can't talk or hawk-tooa. No rage quitting. No encouraging suicide. That's probably a good idea. Okay, that one makes sense. Yeah. Drug references, no drug references.

No Nazi or Holocaust references. Well, you know. My favorite though is at the bottom, no LGBTQ. No, your favorite is no fat jokes. No fat jokes. That's my favorite one. DJ found his safe space.

Sign me up, How do I roll? God dang man. Yeah, I mean fuck like just don't don't be cool. They're fucking Rizler Bro that is funny. I mean the LGBTQ jokes are like I mean who's running around saying saying jokes about gays Yeah, I mean nobody, you know, nobody's making any jokes about anybody It's like no, it's not like they're running around the hallways like hey, what dress says like yes things they're not So we're with are calling themselves fucking shit. They're not it's not like it's it's not like it's like You know It's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history. Fuck dude. Yeah. This joke, this school is no fun bro. I wouldn't want to

go there bro. You're gonna come out of there with no sense of humor. Sucks man. Why you gotta ban all this shit bro? Just let people say what they're gonna say. If it ends up being stupid it'll be stupid. they get made fun of and they won't say it again yeah I mean what was some stupid shit you said back in high school? Oh fuck. Listen man I'll tell you this I don't think any of my teachers like me yeah you know like they definitely didn't yeah I talked way too much yeah the curse word thing that started back then yeah it wasn't good I I talked way too much. The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good.

I mean, listen, I mean. I would be, I was known for cursing like on the football field. I would yell that all the time by the refs, by the coaches. Yeah, like I could help it. I'm fucking sorry, man. Yeah.

Yeah, a lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things. I like that Pimp is making a comeback though. That's my favorite words. Yeah, Pimp's coming back. Pimp's coming back. Sigma, Sigma's a big one. Sigma, Skippity Toilet.

What does Sigma mean now? Sigma's like, you know, like you're that guy. Oh really? Yeah, it's like you're that dude. You're him. You know what I'm saying? Seems to say you that dude. Sigma.

That's that dude. Oh, that's that guy. Yeah, not that guy, that dude. That're that dude him. You know who's to say you that dude Sigma. That's that dude. Yeah, that's a guy Yeah, not that guy that dude. That's that dude. Mm-hmm. I would look at Joe over here be like, that's that dude No, that's that dude. Yeah, so you look at him, bro He said dude. He sigma. Oh, yeah Another one's like it's got a fucking cool nickname ice cream Joe That's a fucking that's a fucking, that's a name, that's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro.

You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do. Yeah, that's right. For special occasions. For when he's gotta go to work. Yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, I think, I mean, okay, like the encouraging suicide. Okay, all right, like, I get that.

You know, sure, you know I know the one I like no hot no Nazi shit. Like what yeah no racist comments fucking far No rage quitting Quitting that's when you like like you lose like let's say we were playing Call of Duty Yeah, and I get pissed and quit and you just fucking yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah, I would definitely violate that one. Yeah Yeah, man, how the fuck do you ban words that's what that well that's that's the legal thing man And so it's like, you know the freedom of speech that's not like aged, you know, it doesn't like there's not an age requirement I mean we were in school, bro

Really you could say anything you wanted but and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other That's how you that's kind of how you uh, the hierarchy formed, you know Like if you can't take the fucking bullying then you're you know, you got to get tough. Yeah mentally and catalyst and um, You know the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words. Mm-hmm. Everything else no one ever tried to tell us Yeah, three balls, but they would say to tell us that same thing. Free balls. But they would say like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard, or that's not very classy, or that's not how you wanna talk.

The standard would be set amongst the, yeah, that's how it should be, man. That's how it should, well, I mean, they're getting some heat. They tried to protect themselves, saying that, they made a statement, the school district said, in a statement, quote, our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech

But to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment That's a rural district man. Like it's weird like yeah, I mean, I don't know Some of the shits kind of stupid though, you know, but again, it'll weed itself out on its own I don't know guys. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said let's get into our headlines. Remember if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos go to AndyFussella.com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there for you. We link it for you. And so with that being said let's check into our first headline. Headline number one. This is interesting. We talked about this, you know, Trump's not in office yet

He still has to get to inauguration But you've said multiple times we talked about on the show that like they're going to make it very very difficult for that transition And you know here we are second week third week of December and here we go, so Check this headline out Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's presidency. So there's this new bill, this Omnibill that they're putting in.

It's like 1,300 pages or some shit like that that they're trying to push in right now with a lot of stuff tied into it. And one of those things is this measure of it. Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a Social Security Reform Bill ahead of Donald Trump taking office. One group estimated it would cost the average couple $25,000 in benefits. The Social Security Fairness Act would repeal two provisions that currently

reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops, firefighters, teachers, and US postal workers. The committee for a responsible budget, a bipartisan think-take, argued this change would make Social Security insolvent six months earlier than current projections. So as a result, we estimate a typical dual-income couple retiring in 2033

would see their benefits cut by an additional $25,000 with additional $8,000 of that coming in roughly half a year of advanced insolvency. So you know you got that the taking money that's not the biggest thing you know the the other thing is included in this bill they're giving themselves raises. So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's give ourselves a fucking bro. Every single one of these people should be in fucking jail. Yeah. It's so crazy, man. And like, it's not crazy, dude. It's tyrannical oppression financially.

And this country, people always say, oh, we live in the freest country, in the best country, blah, blah, blah. No, the fuck we don't. That's not real shit. That's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on.

When we pay upwards of 50, 60% of our taxes all in for our to live here, okay, that that is fucking wrong. The government is designed to protect us. The government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe. And really that's fucking it. And it's become this all encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families, that is not fucking free, dude.

And so we need to quit saying, oh, we're so free. No, we're not. We're financially oppressed slaves of this country. And until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount, like 10% might be reasonable, okay? I'm not talking like down 10%. I'm like talking 10% might be reasonable. Okay, I'm not talking like down 10% I'm like talking 10% all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10% Until we get to that we can't talk about fucking freedom. Okay, because we have families in this country who are suffering financially

Really more than they have in the last 40 years, and these people wanna take more money from them. Like dude, fuck all of these people. Well, I think there's a, like, I mean, like, listen, it may not be a popular belief, right? But like, I mean, just on a pure business side, right? Like, let's say you have an employee, they do, they don't even do the bare minimum, right? Like, they're stealing a bunch of shit, they're doing a bunch, like, you don't give them the bare minimum, right? Like they're stealing a bunch of shit.

They're doing a bunch, like you don't give them a raise. No, you take away. You fire their ass or you fucking demote them. Or you demote them, you know what I'm saying? You don't fuck like what? No, but here's what they're thinking. They're thinking, well shit, the cost of everything went up. Everything's, you know, that my salary

that I fucking make didn't go as far. No shit, it didn't go as far. No shit. It didn't go as far for everybody else either. And you're not the priority. You're a fucking civil servant. You are not the priority. The priority is the people. Like, dude, we need some real leadership, bro.

I really, really, really hope that Trump and Elon and Rameswamy and these guys get this straight. I know Vivek agrees what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it. But like, bro, I really hope they go in and fix this because dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system. You want to stimulate our economy, you want to create an amazing country, you want to create wealth, the opportunity for happiness and success and all the things that we're

supposed to have here in this country, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit? You lower the taxes to a reasonable point, 10% all in, and you make the government operate within whatever that is. You make everybody pay it. Poor people pay it, rich people pay it, companies pay it. Everybody pays the same. You're all required to pay. If you don't pay, you can't vote.

And we make some other rules about that, whatever. I haven't thought all the way through. But the point of the matter is is that until that happens We are not free and it needs to happen if you want to fix shit that will fix shit that will fix almost Everything just that one thing but we have so many blood-sucking Fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy fucks when was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently,

where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast? No, that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fucks sitting on their fucking ass not doing shit and acting like you're not even fucking there. Right. Like you're just, you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is. And you got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos. Like bro, that's the shit we're dealing with. And then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting there talking and then they put their little sign up. It says come back in an hour.

No, fuck you. And don't you dare say shit to them or get mad. Because they could be there for seven hours. Yeah, right. Yeah, like bro, it's just, it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed. It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal.

We need to eliminate 90% of the license you require anyway. That's a whole nother thing for you. But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done with, like it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking labor force. Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive, not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just fucking treat you like your shit When you're paying for their salary, bro

Like this has to be fixed dude or the country will never be fixed Well on the other side of that coin though, man And like that's why this might be an unpopular belief But like bro, like if if we had a very efficient government and we had I don't care if their salaries was a million I wouldn't care at that point because- Well, you wouldn't, you could do that because there would be only fucking 100 of them. Well, that's what I'm saying,

but like if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing, I wouldn't care about this increase. Nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the results of the fucking work there. You know what I'm saying? Like the inputs should equal the output. Imagine your business like losing,

you know, you got a hundred million dollar business and it's losing fucking $10 million a year, every year. And you're giving people raises. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. You know, another big issue too, that a lot of people, and you kind of hit on it, man, but like it's not like, you know, people,

and it's ignorance a lot of times because if people really truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all of these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets, right? And that's another big issue, man. Like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill, I'm not sure if you saw this,

but this continuing resolution bill is gonna fund this State Department agency that was the pinnacle of all of the Twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening no more, was supposed to be going to the wayside. Yeah, they're getting a bump in pay to the tune of about $75 million, which originally it was $60 million

when the agency was first created. Now they bumped it up by almost $15 million. I mean, this is the one that Matt Taibbi, who did all the Twitter files reporting, like this is what, when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency. This was the link between social media and our government, the portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency. This was the link between social media and our government, the portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency. Which is a violation

of First Amendment because through proxy they were censoring. 100%. Yeah. You know and so it's like you know like but like that's included in this bill right the global engagement sensor has been included in page 139 of the continuing resolution. Although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous inspector general report shows the agency's 2020 budget total 75 million, of which 60 million was appropriated by Congress. You know, so like they keep putting this shit in, man. And it's just like, at what point do we say stop?

You know, and. Like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, I just hope that when Elon and Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of this shit out. Yeah. You know, like the question is like, there's gonna be a massive surplus of money in that sense. Where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know,

paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know, I'm not an economist. I don't know how that shit works, but I mean, it needs to happen, bro. It needs to happen. Guys. It needs to happen. Guys. This is fucking bullshit. Jump in on this convo.

Yeah, and start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. Like this, you guys get distracted, everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Like, why do none of these politicians talk about this tax?

Why do they not talk, very few of them talk about it. You know why? Because that's how they make their fucking money. Yeah, that's how they're able to pay their friends. That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance

because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked. You know, one of my favorite clips of Trump. I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016. And she was like, he doesn't pay his taxes and he uses tax loopholes. She's like, yeah, the same ones that you and all your donors use.

You know what I'm saying? Like, they all use the same fucking shit. You know what I'm saying? I was like, I'm like, damn, I mean, I can respect you at least saying it. You know what I'm saying? But like, if you don't understand this shit You get taken advantage of even if

even if We were paying the exact amount now and this place looked like fucking Dubai I Don't think people would say shit. No cool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, give yourself a fucking raise cool. It's not that bro No, cool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, give yourself a fucking raise cool. It's not that bro People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe But it's not it's not even close to that. No nowhere near it man. No we're near it But with that let's go check some comments out chat. Let's see what this, see what these comments look like. The chat.

Yeah, let's go to the chat. This first comment is from a Christian Kelly, 9046. He says, was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office, I have a mini fridge full of first form energy drinks. I kept keep on deck for the crew mid interview the applicant stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the fridge and said don't be a ho interview over instantly That's awesome

That's what's up Great. That's great. What I mean, my question is though. I mean what flavors you got stocked in there You know I'm saying cuz if you got some grape, I might I'm a great man. I can't wait till the grape hits the market We're gonna sell this so fucking good, bro. It is good. I will fucking steal for it. You know I'll steal it back Let's check out this next one this next comment comes from Captain Philly 78 16 he says what's the difference between Andy and DJ and my dad? Andy and DJ came back

Dude I got a lot of messages about us taking time off people were not happy about that Oh, I mean, but I think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the gulag So that's yeah, yeah, we're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man We're fucking we're busy for the projects. We have going on next year Yeah, yeah a lot of people were happy though, man. They're they're happy like this last comment. We got one more from Stewart What is this Stuart Lamas 98 13 he says glad to see Andy is back to his full-time job as a podcast. That's right That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff and yeah

You know, I didn't make a billion in a week. So I gave that up back to podcasting You know, I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week. Yeah, we should make a course on how to be a podcast Yeah, yeah. Well, I figured you know, like it took more than a week. So yeah wasn't gonna work out Yeah, now just version 3.0. Oh, I'm back I'm back Fuck I'm here. Yeah Yeah, my guys we appreciate you though man, we appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans keep liking keep commenting and keep being

dope Is dope on the band list? Are you hiding the grape now? The grape, I want this tropical, well see here's the thing. I don't want you to have the grape. What, that's fucked up. I know, listen.

That's. If you have more grape, you'll steal more shit. So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here and I'm just gonna keep that over there. Okay. The tropical lightning is fucking shit'm gonna keep that over there, okay The tropical lightning is fucking shit dude. No, it is great Yeah, I think between like it's like great just the screaming freedom child Why do you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice like in a drink? Hmm, bro? Hmm? That's good Oh, dude, I've had some 1p bombs you feel you feel like yeah, dude

That's what I'm saying like cuz you know, I don't really drink that much. But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol, fuck that. But you find me in fucking jail. For sure. You ever see me? We might go to the group. You ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol?

Take me to fuck home. Cause it's about to fucking happen. Shit's about to go down. We about to have a problem, dude, of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, and a drink, it's fucking good. And you feel like you're drinking. It's just a good drink.

Yeah, I love it, man. It's good shit, man. Guys, let's keep this cruise cruisin'. We got headline number two. This one's interesting, man. Let's go to Russia real quick for headline number two Not sure if you guys saw this out there. I thought this was interesting. There's always something deeper going on, too But Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Korilov in Moscow you see this now, so interesting. So a top general, a top Russian general

accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high-profile killing of its kind. Tuesday morning in the most high profile killing of its kind. Lieutenant General Igor Khrilov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical protection troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off, Russia's investigative committee, which probes serious crimes said An SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit

Quote the liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU the source said So this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment bomb goes off on the scooter kills him him in the system now You know Russia's intelligence is pretty good. They're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff So they got a guy they have a suspect detained In this they just announced today at the time of recording that it had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed the general in Moscow. So here's a picture of the guy. This is him, I'm

emitting it. This guy did it? Yeah. Looks like they put a little beating on him. Yeah, they always do. Yeah, they always do. Should have been worse. But you know, and he directly said that he was ordered to go to Moscow and carry out this assignment for Ukraine's intelligence services So they have that now so this guy's dead either way now. Oh, I mean he's fucked. Yeah. Yeah, he's fucked You know you're a dumb motherfucker You know but but but there's always something deep What do you think happens to these guys you think they fucking play Call of Duty enough enough and they're like fuck I want to be a spy and then they're like fuck Yeah, I want to blow like they watch all these movies and shit and then like that now they end up like that

Yeah, bro. Listen, I've seen some pictures of shit of like what the Russians do Oh, they're gonna pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off. They're gonna pull. Hold on. I know what they're gonna do People don't understand they're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off his toenails off. They're gonna pull, hold on. I already know what they're gonna do. People don't understand. They're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one. Then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one.

Then they're gonna cut your tongue out. Then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off. Then they're gonna cut your toes off. Then they're gonna cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys. Bro, I've seen pictures, man. And like, I mean, I'm talking about upside down stools Room sticks going in places. Yes. I mean bro shit you could think of it's ruthless. Yeah, it's ruthless, but it sets its own

It sets its own. You know what that's its own. That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles Oh, I will do it. So I'm the man for the job broomsticks and all dude Do you do all that shit and throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper It won't even be against their will yeah, right they'll be asking for it good know it yeah, yeah, I mean listen Set the tone. That's all I'm gonna say set the tone. Nobody be fucking little kids anymore They knew that that was the fucking punishment. They wouldn't do it No, I mean like do you think the next Ukrainian spy like seeing this shit knowing what's gonna happen? Like how eager is he gonna be to roll a having a motor scooter up? You know I'm saying

It's that tone, but here's the thing man like there's always something deeper. There's always something deeper always And you know the initial thing that came out like going back to the original article they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy this general of using Chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops, right? That wasn't it I Wasn't it, you know, you know the importance of this general here this Igor Krylov, you know why he was so important We have to go back to to 2022

And we actually reported on this guy since when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something. No, that was a different guy. Okay But we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022 this general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling profits from those secret? secret Ukrainian biolabs to fund their elections Remember this chart right here Yeah, bro. That was him. That was the general that general created this and he's the one that blew the whistle and talked about all of this shit

And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian. It ain't gonna stop what's gonna happen to these people. It's not gonna, I mean, the cabal here in the United States are fucking done. No, I mean, I mean, There will be a Black Swan event in the next fucking 30 days.

Yeah. I mean, dude, because I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro. Like, I mean, our good buddy good buddy Sean Ryan has an awesome podcast Love Sean Ryan. He's Sean's the best. He's fucking dope. He legitimately People don't understand how good of a dude that guy is They see him on the show and he asked good questions and he's a good guy

But like that's a good fucking dude is a solid, dude Yeah, you know, but you know and and and he has you know connections and people and stuff and I was like you know the one lady that he interviewed I think she was a former CIA girl woman asset but she I mean like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly and like the problem is nobody's listening to her you know I'm saying like and she has the fucking Intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious you know but like I mean it's it's just so crazy to me. Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here,

the optics of it, you know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, and George Soros, I mean, because that was the whole funneling thing, right? That's the cabal. I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? He calls him out, you know, and like, give him some time.

Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know I'm city calls him out, you know and like give him some time now You're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. You know I'm saying It's like yeah, you know, but the thing is again the shits already out there. Yeah to your point Yeah, I'm saying so like that doesn't stop this like the information has already been put out. We know it. Yeah, you know So I mean it dude it's just interesting times man, it is interesting times I just thought that was so so crazy. Yeah, that is mean, dude, it's just interesting times, man. It is interesting times. I just thought that was so crazy, man. Yeah, that is crazy, dude. But not really. Like, I mean, he's not the only guy saying this.

Yeah, he was just the first. Yeah. Because, I mean, he runs Russia side, you know what I'm saying? And he put it out there. He's like, no, this is what's happening in Ukraine. Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of Russia They don't let us see Putin talk. They don't let us see Karela talk. They don't fucking let us see it. Mm-hmm

And it's for those reasons man. It's just wow. I mean look like I mean that this is the picture right outside of the apartment where it went off and And yeah, I mean, it's just wild bro Wild look there's his body. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, I mean it's oh you ever look at you you like looking at dead bodies I Do too man, like when I see pictures my answer I mean, I don't like the gory videos and shit like you watch that shit Joe I do I see what the fuck up. What is that? It's not like I like it It's just like I can't help I can't well, that's why I say like I don't I don't think I would say I like it. Yeah, like it's just like alright cool

Yeah, man. I mean it's some crazy shit out there for sure Yeah, man guys jump it on this calvo. Let's show what you guys think down in the comments Let's get to headline number three now I got a preference this all right. We're going to California. And we're going to go to Cali. Okay. Now now I want to say this before we even get into a bro. I per I believe we should just exile California the entire state.

We give people like a week to get out like the good ones let them out and then just fucking like, you know, now blow the flop. I'm lying. Let it fucking beautiful out part of the country, bro. Like the good ones let them out and then just fucking like, you know, no blow the flop Beautiful part of the country bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because like the weather is perfect mm-hmm, so like you get all the homeless people and you get all the the you know the vagabonds and the drifters and Because they can live year-round and not be cold, right? And then and then on top of it you get all these Young people that think they're gonna be the next fucking you know Leonardo DiCaprio

And if you ask them they're already there You know everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are Who they know and what a movie in production exactly. It's like dude like you spend like literally Two weeks there, and you're, what the fuck is this place? It is full of fucking liars and bullshitters. And what I think is that we should reclaim California. I don't want to give it to them. So let's take all those people, okay?

The ones we don't want. Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. Fuck them, dude. Like they're fucking ruining the country. Yeah, I mean they are. They are.

If you don't pay taxes, and you fucking are making the country worse, get your fuck out. I'm with it. Listen, I'm with it. I mean, I haven't seen enough, I've seen a little bit of California. I mean, I went to Sonoma.

Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there You know I'm saying but I don't want to say that the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now Mm-hmm, and then people will be mad that we said it, but I mean there's some shitty states Yeah, I mean I can name a few yeah, but let's not don't name them Well if we send everybody to New Jersey They'd all fit We get most of the country to be ours they could all fit in New Jersey will build a wall They got a little oceanfront like the worst one in the country. I'm saying like

We can't let them have fucking California bro cold. California is beautiful. Yeah Cali, California is nice. You know what I don't like about California though Like I could never live there not like let's just say it was you know safe culturally cool and everything was good new balances I couldn't yeah, I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up the day is over on the fucking East Coast. Yeah, I could I can't do it you know I'm saying like I'm not an early morning like right away, dude, and I Couldn't do it. I would I would have a 12. It's fucking yeah. Yeah Yeah, so I would rather I would rather be over here on the East Coast You know that way when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually you know eight Which is late for business right but like

You know if you wake up at eight on the East Coast at seven here six mountain five West Coast So you get the whole day? Yeah, that's real. Yeah, it's real cuz California's fucking beautiful, bro But like I couldn't do it because the time thing it's just so many weird fucks man Yeah, and I mean that's why I'm on number three is Got it. We're gonna go to San Francisco first. Oh San Francisco hires Overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma

It doesn't shock me I guess it pays to be fat Yeah, whatever are you trying to advocate? Are you gonna join are you like are you like fucking considering getting a new job here? I mean What's weight stigma so let's dive into it so an overweight fat activist and that's her definition by the way That's not like I'm not like that is not a fucking negative term. It is an objective fact subjective It's a fact your fucking fat is not a fuck. That's not like That's just a comment like so now I'm saying like you're fucking fat, bro. Yeah, like it's not like, that's just a comment. You know what I'm saying? Like you're fucking fat, bro.

It's not like, I don't know. It's not an insult. Unless you're you. Unless you're the one getting it. But she looks like. I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat. No, it's because you love me. Yeah, but I mean you're not that fat.

I'm talking about fat fat fuckers. Yeah, big big big big big. Yeah, like you're not big big. Yeah, no, I'm not. You're mini big. I'm like damn, you know what I'm saying? I'm like damn, all right, come on DJ. Yeah, you're like cuddly bear big.

They'd like you in jail. Wait, what? What the fuck? Yeah, you'd be the bear, wouldn't he? The cuddly funny bear. That's DJ. Yeah. OK, what?

What? Is that gay? They loved me in jail. What? They would. Oh, fuck, man. But yeah, so let's dive into this, man. Until it was time to eat, you ate all the shit.

You go eat the cornbread. An overweight, fat activist disclosed that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma. On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram. So yeah, so this comes after California governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version of Doji,

President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending. So it's going to do the opposite. But yeah, so Tovar, she's 42. She wrote in a post, she says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality. She added, I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way. This consultancy is an absolute dream come true. And it's my biggest hope and belief that

biggest hope. No shit. Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. So now this this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University She's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting. So this is a fat sex expert, yes Okay, and The blaze reported that she's the author of several books such as you have the right to remain fat and The self-love revolution radical body positivity for girls of color

now Wait wait, okay Fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all everybody's listening and watching they're like, all right I Want you to I want I want you to dive in I? Want to just I want you to read this real quick. Okay, you want me to read? I want you to read it. Okay This was this was her talking about

Unrealistically thin beauty standards. Okay. This was an interview in 2017 that that quote there starting there. Go ahead. Okay I was born a fat person into a fat hating culture She said I made myself sick trying to lose weight Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't gonna live a life of shame anymore. Yeah. Okay.

I was born fat. I was born fucking fat too. See, people don't, you know a lot of people don't know I used to be fat as fuck. Yeah, 350 bro. 350 bro, and not fucking like kind of fat like fat. Mm-hmm. And she looks like she's about that, too About that same. So come on, bro This is sex expert. There she is with her fucking corn dog Why do they always have corn dogs

Last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too. Remember that? No, I will say. I will say. I do remember that. I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad. The breaded glizzy.

That one looks like a real dick, bro. Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it. It does have a tip Does what the fuck? Yeah, well, how can you I don't know imagine living in California paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going To this to pay a consultant to talk about being Fat and having sex at the Department of how much sex you think she actually gets? Oh man. Over or under?

I mean. I would say zero. Yes. Yes. Sorry bro, like. I mean. You become a sex expert by having sex. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like you can't just read about it. Like you gotta practice your fucking game. There's a practical application. Yes! You gotta, you know. Yeah'm saying? Like, you can't just read about it. Like, you gotta practice your fucking game. Yes! Yes! Yeah, it's like fucking sports. Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't gonna be no good. I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.

She could have some. What you got, Joe? She looks like an Oopa Loopa that stayed in the factory too long. Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. Bro, Violet you're turning Violet. We're gonna get fucking, she's gonna do some sort of thing on a, is that dude, is that her boyfriend?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, the husband. Maybe she is getting it. Hey man, listen, like there are some dudes out there. Like that's their style and that's cool. I never understood that I You know me as a big guy, you know, I can't do it cuz you're big you can't have big and big We can't we both know you gotta have big and little

You look you think I don't understand that you see pictures of me You can't have big and big both can't be sweating. Yeah, dude. Do it. No Big and big like my sweats gonna drop on you your sweat can't drop on me, bro. Like no. Yeah, it's gotta look Yeah, it don't work don't work the fucking the the the physics no work neither I will say this though, you know, like Alex she's she's like if you're like if you if you got a big woman Uh-huh, and you're a big dude. You ain't gonna be able to Get in there. Yeah, you know the only thing that's safe though I will say this and maybe this is it like I mean like from a bigger guy right like Alex steals my food all the time and I fucking hate it

You know like I don't feel like I feel like you know like you wouldn't I would a lot Of my shit. Yeah. Yeah all the time then yeah, I mean, but that's what I'm saying But I got full like you know if I got what's over here. I got worried about. She's thin. Yeah, I mean, but that's what I'm saying. But I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't gotta worry about her stealing my food. You know what I'm saying? Because like she's gonna order enough for her and I'm gonna have mine, you know. I think Alex is doing you a favor

by stealing so much food, bro. I think you should be thankful. I'm just being real, bro. You're down like 70 pounds. Like that's a good thing. She's just stealing your carrots I'll tell you this Yeah, I won't be paying this woman to tell me no man, but it gets worse bro. It gets worse in California Okay, it's not just you know

overweight fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing. I want you to look at this, LA. District attorney forced to refer to male rapist as she, her in California court. It's insane. Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man? That's what I'm saying, like just annex it, man. Look, bro, the woke culture is done

and they're still trying to hang on to they not realize that No, that's where it comes from. Yeah, that's where it comes from bro. It comes from, California Fuck man. Everybody else is just like fuck California California that keep doing California shit, bro. Yeah, I just don't get it man It's like yeah, this is crazy. Listen a California district attorney along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims, are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns.

51-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a women's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison, and is facing charges including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim, a witness, excuse me. He was removed from the women's estate.

But during a preliminary hearing, Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she, her. I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's gonna tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot. And you're a danger to society. And those women were raped, and it doesn't matter if they're criminals.

No, that's not right. No, it's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison and that is fucking wrong you know what I'm saying it's fucked up because someone wants to say I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team women are facing life-ruining life-altering

traumatic events and these people go home and think they're good people dude no I mean to be fair I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too right like yeah altering traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people. Dude. No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Yeah, but it's by other dudes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's kinda like the prison fucking hierarchy.

Like, if you don't wanna get raped, don't fuck around. Or learn how to fight, or whatever you gotta do. I mean, and men kinda understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. You know, like, at least men of my age do. You know, like, if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically,

you're probably gonna get fucked up. You know, keep your fucking mouth shut, keep your eyes down, stay to yourself, stick up for yourself, it's pretty fucking simple. Don't drop the soap. Yeah Don't be in there from molesting kids. Yeah, I mean oh, yeah bad. Yeah, you know, but I mean listen I mean, it's just crazy man. That's why that's why I was saying just annex the whole state, bro I know it's beautiful and all but I mean if we can get them out of New Jersey

Then the thing is brother is like most of the people in California aren't with this shit either man Yeah, you don't say it like the other thing man. It's like cuz like we went out there work I think they're cheating the elections just like they try they cheated the election in 2020 I think they've been doing that in California for a long time. Yeah, it's just like cuz like nobody's with it No, you got you go poll people in the streets. No, this is fucking stupid You know I'm saying but then it's like but then like why is this so common out here though? You know, I mean we got plenty of listeners on the show from California. I like it. No do it normal Right Mike Taylor who fucking awesome dude. He's from Cali, you know, I don't know if he likes breaded glizzies, but

It's just weird man. I don't know guys jump in on this combo. Tell us what you guys think Down in the comments with that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment Sorry, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where I bring a headline every talk about it. It'll get one of those two options This one's interesting not really sure reading out bears today. No bears. No bears squirrels. No squirrels I had a raccoon this morning. Really? I think it was like had rabies or some shit. It's like outside my house What's it doing walking on sidewalk? So what made you think I had rabies the eyes were kind of blue What does that mean? I don't know like I mean it was just a good-looking raccoon But in the morning aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit I

Mean yeah, but you I've seen him during the day. Yeah, it was it was acting fucked up though Yeah, yeah, like it just stole something. Yeah, I could need it first farm energy, you know Those terrible Was pretty bad Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that. Yes We're not gonna let you do that So it's your time to do the ad do the ad

You know that record I even keep it with my fucker do it We need a free some product placement got a place. What you got You know I was thinking about that raccoon man. You know and I'm like man That's right. Who would have been just fine if it had some screaming freedom not an ad That's it That's all I got man You're for real That's it? That's all I got, man. For real? That's all you got?

What you got, man? You got something bad? Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little crazy but I think he was just thirsty. And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks. Best energy drink

in the history of Earth. And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there because he looked thirsty. And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you, he fucking started to fucking fly. And he flew away. And then he waved at me when he was going by,

said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy. And I said,'re welcome, buddy. I had to get yourself some of this bro because I'm gonna tell you right now It's gonna turn your day around. Yeah, how about something like that? That was good. Let me try I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one motherfucker stole it the coon stole my grape and Koon stole my grape Yes like that that was good That's a lot better than this That was good, that's what talk about that was actually better than mine. Yeah, we got squirrels, man. See? Yeah.

We got squirrels for the thumbs up, man. Let's check this out. California, back to California. Actually, we didn't leave. There's weird shit. So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans, and vegans is not good for you.

California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time. New study finds squirrels are no another rodent for the first time new study finds Squirrels are no longer vegan in California So we got like zombie squirrels apparently So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts. Oh, wow. I know a few of those I What no traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts Well CNN and look look, coming in hot.

Squirrels can be carnivorous, though recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare, with few species known to have done so. Now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors, including hunting, killing and eating voles. According to a new study, the research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of a long term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Breons Regional Park in Contra Costa County. Shit, say that five times fast.

The project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes. In this case, an increase in the local vole population. So these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing. Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel. It looks it looks like a vegan squirrel like a fucking mongoose squirrel Needing protein is what it looks like shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here. No no no our squirrels We got some fucked up squirrels some places to though no bro our squirrels are much bigger than that yeah and

Like they that one looks like like that That looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something does That does not look like a real squirrel from here Yeah, it's a squirrel bro. Yeah, he's eating some meat. Yeah, you tired of them nuts He went for the whole meat yeah, brother, but they're like hunting them and shit like like they developed a whole different fucking You know way of life now, man It's just so weird. It's California. Yeah, they've even got normal fucking squirrels Man everything's weird in California. Oh, it really is. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping dude?

No, she was whipping herself with a whip. Yeah, that's right. That's right Yeah, swinging a whip around fucking and whipping herself weird on the fucking side of the street. Just give it here. I'll do it for remember all Let's show you how it's done remember all those fucking trailers and camp camps and all that shit like bro Tents and the fucking straw books cups. Yeah shit on the sidewalk. Yeah Fucking California man. I don't know man. Well. We rented that nice-ass house Mm-hmm and like you walk outside a house and if the fucking whole street was littered mm-hmm You know I'm saying like people it's weird how people think like oh I'm in California and like they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like yeah, no shit. Nobody else wants to be there

Yeah, nobody you know like saying you from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No. It's like it's like you can't afford to be there. Yeah, nobody, you know like saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore No, it's like it's like you can't afford to leave there Sorry California people but I feel like most of the good ones have left Maybe I I don't know. I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like mmm the shit I think most of them hate Newsom And I think they all just think like oh well everybody else here votes for this shit So what difference does it make we're gonna be we're gonna be this way no matter what so they don't get good voter turnout And if they do the elections probably fudged

But I mean dude like I've known I know You know all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all and they don't like this This the shit out there So I don't know. Yeah, man. What we got on these Mean the swirls meeting meat eating squirrels no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts It'd be cool to see kind of I kind of want to see it I give it a thumbs up Yeah, you know adapting. Yeah, I think it's pro guy Do what you got to do proteins good for you. Yeah meet program. I mean

I'm down, you know, whatever All right, man, well guys Andy that's all I got. All right guys, don't be a hoe, share the show.