REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 849. Andy & DJ CTI: Zelenskyy Meets With Trump & Vance, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu Sends Condolences To Armed Maniac & Steak 'n Shake RFK'd Their Fries

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Ukraine's Zelenskyy meeting with President Donald Trump & Vice President JD Vance, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu offering condolences to an armed maniac shot by an off...-duty cop at Chick-Fil-A, and the fast food chain Steak 'n Shake saying they RFK'd their fries.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today We have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for stands for Cruz the internet. I Didn't know if you guys could figure that out But what we do here is we put topics on the screen We speculate on what's true and what's not true. And then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems that all these
Starting point is 00:00:47 knuckleheads create. Let's just get right into it. We don't run ads on the show, so we ask that you don't be a hoe. And you share the show. There you go. Yep. You're looking good, man.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Is it? Damn. Yeah. I saw you trying to start work out I know what the fuck you're up to you. What am I up to trying to fucking catch up and beat me? I can't let you I Can't let you I got this I can't bro. You look good man. Shit You're looking at me. I don't know if it might just be the sweater. I don't I don't think it's the sweater though
Starting point is 00:01:20 It's my face fuck man like hey. Yeah, what's up? You tell me. You look good too, bro. Thanks, man. You pulled me down. Yeah. We went to, we had a big event this weekend. Dude, that was a big historic event. What?
Starting point is 00:01:33 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Big Jim turns 80 years old. Fuck, man. Yesterday. Shit. We went to dinner on Saturday for it.
Starting point is 00:01:41 It was a good time. It was good. It was a good time, man. It's always nice. It's always nice. It's always nice. He was kind of surprised. You know, he's been around, man. It's hard to get him.
Starting point is 00:01:51 When you've been around that many blocks. Yeah. It's hard to. I mean, he fought in the Civil War. Yeah. He's seen a thing or two, that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah, no, man, 80 years, fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:02:03 That's a long time. Yeah, still moving, though. And we ought to get him on the show, maybe. I mean, if you got him. Do's for sure. Yeah, 80 years fuck man. That's a long time. Yeah still moving though We ought to get him on the show. Maybe I mean if you had a view of his 80 years Yeah, if you guys are ready for a six-hour podcast. Oh my god. No, that's the truth It's gonna be an all-day affair What else going on fucking good though, man? Yeah, everything is good, man. You know, everything's good We got a we got a lot of talk about I bet Yeah, let's uh, let's do some cruising. Let's do it get to our headlines
Starting point is 00:02:30 You know, I always try to throw a little little special sauce in there for you We just landed on the moon Who did we did we mean you know like America? Oh, yeah, Luna Lander We mean you know like America. Oh, yeah, Luna Lander Firefly blue glow blue ghost lunar lander touches down on the moon. It's first time ever I'm gonna say you know I was gonna say you know I would believe this when chicks can Oh, you can't look back at them at the fucking old footage You cannot look back at the old footage.
Starting point is 00:03:05 And be like, yeah. And be like, oh yeah, that's totally real. Like, you just can't. If you do, I got some ocean property in Arizona, bro. Bro. Like you, you, you, you just can't tell me that's real. I'm sorry. Listen, I believe this when chicks can have dicks.
Starting point is 00:03:28 You know what I'm saying? Well, apparently they can. Well, one's more true than the other though. Did you see that study I sent you? About, oh yeah, dude, that's sad. Bro, I sent DJ a study today and they said that they ran some studies on people who actually transition so one of the big arguments in gender transition is that before they Transition they have a suicide a likelihood suicide rate of I think like 48 percent, right?
Starting point is 00:03:56 And so doing the surgery saves their lives. Yes, that's the justification for these people right now There's been a study that's come out does this say a recent study published in Oxford's yeah, we know Oxford. They don't know what they're doing. They trust science there. Yeah Oxford's journal of sexual medicine sampling a hundred and seven thousand people Found that sex change surgery doubles depression rates among gender dysphoric individuals rather than reducing so it goes from 48 to 96 I ain't going mad. Yeah, so It's counting man. Yeah, I Would have never guessed I would have never guessed that if you cut off your penis that eventually you're gonna regret it That's a problem. I would never have guessed if you cut off your breasts, eventually you're going to regret
Starting point is 00:04:47 it. I would have never have guessed if you sewed your vagina shut and put a piece of skin from your leg as a penis that I would regret that. I mean, who would have known? Who would have known? I mean, I'm shocked. Bro, I would be fucked up if I cut my penis off. First of all, it's a lot of cutting.
Starting point is 00:05:09 But second of all. Not according to Alex at dinner the other night. Bullshit, no, bullshit, bullshit. Yeah. What do you mean? What did I miss? Wait, what'd she say? What'd she say?
Starting point is 00:05:19 I don't know, she said something. I can't say it. I'll call her ass right now. Yeah. Um. Uh. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's uh. Ha ha ha ha ha. I can't say it. I'll call her ass right now. Yeah No, I mean, yeah, but it makes sense bro, you can't just do that shit man like and here's the thing It's common sense, bro
Starting point is 00:05:35 It is but here's the thing This is a relatively new thing in our society and the problem is is that they were able to spout all of these Justifications there wasn't enough time for these type of studies to even come through you got to follow that shit out You know I'm saying it takes some time to get a good base of evidence there And and yeah, so I mean it makes sense, but yeah, so I mean chicks with dicks is more possible than going to the moon though Yeah, yeah The funniest thing about this though real quick is so you know buzz buzz Aldrin. I don't know he was so high He's alive is he and they got to show him what it actually looks like to land on the moon for the first time
Starting point is 00:06:17 come on that's fake too much better than any is they'll suck land He's like shit, so that's what it really looks like Here's a picture they supply this is supposed to be who took the picture Oh Yeah Anyway We all know the government's liars and we all know NASA's liars and we all know it's a massive laundering money laundering scheme Just like all the other shit how many billions of dollars are pumped through NASA and then filter back through
Starting point is 00:07:01 Different spiffs and perks and donations and funding. Yeah, I mean, I was wondering, I wonder if they do like any real like, you know, crazy shit, like, you know, like if they fuck with like any aliens or something, and you know what I'm saying? Like that maybe is the front, like it's a front for something. Like I'm a firm believer that-
Starting point is 00:07:16 I just said what it was a front for. It's a front for these people to get rich, bro. Yeah, but like I think originally, like the whole reason we even did that was to like, fucking, you know, funnel the money and cover up the fucking Cold War and shit. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Beat the Russians. Well, that was the motivation. The original, yeah. But nobody went. That's right. Nobody fucking went, bro. They faked it so that they could demoralize the Russians during the Cold War.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I mean, that's what that was about. That was the basis of it, yeah. Race to the moon. Yep. We to the moon. Yep. We'll beat ya. Ha. Ha. Out here in Arizona, you might as well stop.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Ha. Get outta here. Yeah, man, it is what it is, man. But guys, hope you're ready for a show. Remember, if you wanted to see any of these pitches, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You wanna make people real mad? What?
Starting point is 00:08:04 You tell them that the earth isn't flat Oh, no, we're home. Hey, listen, then we're the flat earthers are fucking passionate about listen. I mean, there's an argument No, there's not there's an argument bro. We've been up in Plains. What it's to look like You've seen what I've seen I'm just saying bro 40,000 you want fucking stick to Earth's flat Joe does Joe Joe Young does I know Joe Young does bro. We're I shell first You think I think I shelf could be true. No, I just for it's true than the Earth's flat. I think I That's no. Yeah, no I shelf theory is not about flat earth
Starting point is 00:08:43 It's about no, I'm not show theory is not about flat earth It's about no. I'm not saying it is I'm saying if that is true though, then it would have to be no There's still going to be some curvature. It's like a fishbowl because you know it's like the top crown of somebody with a bald head Like you if you just drew a little circle on your hat you wore one of them little hats You know those little tiny ones uh-huh on your head which the the pointy ones are the no little ones you know those little round hats a Condom any what he's talking Gonna hat on my head
Starting point is 00:09:19 You know all right Anyway, yeah, man. Hey listen listen, go to andy.com. Go to andyfusela.com. I wonder where it takes you to andy.com. Is that a real thing? Let's get into our headlines, man. We got some interesting stuff. Let's start with first series of headlines.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Headline number one. I wanted to get into this, and this may be some foreshadowing going on. I don't know, but I saw it, and I immediately felt that this is not good. So JD Vance went to a ski trip, or tried to go to a ski trip.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And this was supposed to be like, you know, like usually they don't announce the vacation shit until like, you know, he's already there or they're gone. Right? Like that's a typical security thing. Right? I mean, hell, we don't really post where we are when we're there we post it after on the fucking plane right home you know I'm saying like that's a typical thing right and so JD Vance was supposed to be taking his family to this ski resort in Vermont and before he even got there don't know if you guys saw this there was Uh, some some people counted 500 fucking protesters. Mm-hmm. They were already there
Starting point is 00:10:28 All right. Now, I mean dj what's the big deal here? Well If you got I mean first of all people don't understand The level of logistics that has to go into organizing even even a couple of hundred people together at the same time To get them into a specific location ahead of time This spells there is a fucking leak on his detail that needs to be removed There's no way there's no way That's not like how would they know that information ahead of time to even organize 500 fucking people? Yeah, there's somebody there's somebody In logistics leaking leaking that shit out, bro. And like I said, it wasn't a couple, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:05 It was a shit ton of them. Vance is a traitor, go ski in Russia. Vance equals Putin's pawn equals traitor. So dude, these people think that Putin is the problem. All the while, people are being arrested for making social media posts all through Europe. Okay, we have migrant gangs attacking women and raping women and stabbing people and killing them who aren't European. Okay, we have people being arrested for praying in their homes already.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Okay, and these people are terrified of Vladimir Putin when all of this shit is already happening going on around them. Yeah, right. Like what are we what are you guys fighting for? You know These people have been drinking this Kool-Aid their whole lives from the media and They can't figure out that they've been lied to about fucking everything All right, and dude, did you see that? That comment I got from I told I read I show you that comment I got from one of the people
Starting point is 00:12:06 who follows me about- The Ukraine shit? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's like, Ukraine's a sovereign nation and we as the most powerful country in the world have a responsibility to stick up for countries that can't defend themselves.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Well, let me stop you right there, homie. No, we don't. We don't have a responsibility to stand up for anybody anybody but Americans. And the truth of the matter is, is America first means America first. It means zero dollars to them until we are good and we are not good. Okay. On top of that, uh, we are now getting drug into an actual war because of our involvement with NATO. They're sending troops in. They would rather blow up the entire world
Starting point is 00:12:53 than to have the truth about the entire fucking system that oppresses citizens globally to come out and how they do it. Yeah, right, right. But they're supposed to be the people of peace and love and tolerance and here we are. It's insane, dude. World War III on the doorstep.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, for what reason? For what reason? Exactly. What reason? The only reason that these people all want this war, I'm not talking about these morons. I'm talking about the people who are actually making the decisions.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Who write the shit on paper to people. Yes, who are sending other people's children to die. The only reason they want to do that is because they don't want the truth to come out about how all these nations collaborate to oppress the citizens of humanity. Yep, yep, 100%, man. Like I saw this and I just, foreshadowing, bro,
Starting point is 00:13:41 this is some dangerous shit. And they definitely need to lock that shit in. You know what know I'm saying because we've seen what happens when you have leaks and your security team Twice now with Donald Trump. I mean fuck JD Vance obviously being you know in a comet potential running Candidate for 2028. I mean bro like I mean be a good way to get him out beforehand They got somebody fucking in this scene. I'm telling you 100% I need there's no doubt they need to watch it there. Listen, this administration is still full with rats It's still full of people who aren't on the side of the citizens, you know, it's still full of this Yeah. Yeah. Well, so what kicked off all of this this, you know Putin nonsense
Starting point is 00:14:23 We got to go back a couple of days to this meeting that happened with Trump, Vance, and Zelensky of Ukraine. Now I will say this, like I mean, because we got plenty of criticism to give out here today on Trump and the Trump administration. Look what these people call him, dude. Protester held sign labeling Vance a traitor and Nazi scum. You motherfuckers don't even know anything about Nazi
Starting point is 00:14:46 No, you don't know it and and and you keep calling people Nazis, which is just emboldening people to come out with Polarizing viewpoints the same thing they did with racism. Yeah, dude, exactly. Now people are like, well, you know what? Black people do still shit. Yeah No, bro, that, no. You know what? It's almost good that they do this because they devalue their defense mechanism, well, their offense mechanism, right?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Shut the fuck up or you're a Nazi. Shut the fuck up or you're a racist. And that shit ain't working anymore. No one cares. And it just exposed how radical they are and what the truth that they actually are trying to push behind. Well, unfortunately also it brings, it brings to the surface the element that they claim to want to suppress. Um, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:35 when you call everybody racist for 20 fucking years, eventually they're like, yeah, you know what I am because I'm tired of getting called this and this and this from you fuckers. Fuck you. Simply right. Yeah. Like dude. And what happens is you, you end up radical. They end up radicalizing people. It works the opposite of what they want. They end up radicalizing people that would otherwise just be normal. Normal people. You know, and dude, that's a fucking bad thing.
Starting point is 00:16:02 That's not good for society. Like I don't buy into this shit here in the United States of America that you know And I don't buy into it in humanity either like I don't care so much Japanese or Chinese or this or that or this And maybe I'm ignorant and maybe I'm naive by not caring about that because it seems like every other fucking race of people gives a lot of fucks about their own race and You know being a white guy that was raised in the United States of America I've been told that I was a fucking problem pretty much my whole fucking life So I never made my race my identity. I never I never said, you know, I'm fucking proud to be white
Starting point is 00:16:39 That was never a thing. I Was always looking at everybody else just like MLK says do the content of their character who they are You know, and I think most people are like that and I think we're getting to a point where you know Everybody's coming back to that and these people who are calling all the names are gonna be ostracized like nobody's listening to shit No, we're fucking Nazi. Well, you don't even know what you don't even know anything about the history of fucking Nazi movement You don't know anything of the history of World War one or World War two or how the Federal Reserve was formed You don't know what the fuck you're talking about period That's just it. It's they don't know and they use these fucking terms dude. I'm gonna tell you what man
Starting point is 00:17:25 I Get called every name in the book dude, I'm gonna tell you what man I Get called every name in the book now. I don't care. Yeah, I think I mean I like smile I wear them as badges of honor. Yeah. Well, dude, why do you think Kanye's got a fucking swastika t-shirt? He's basically saying well fuck you, you know, and you guys can get mad about that all you want But he's forcing you to pay attention you get mad about that all you want. But he's forcing you to pay attention. And then when you look at the symbol and the history of a swastika, you start to realize that it's been used for 12,000 years and it's actually meant to be good luck and good fortune and prosperity through human history. And it wasn't until Adolf Hitler used that. Now, by the
Starting point is 00:18:00 way, why do you think he used that? Do you think he used that to represent evil in his mind? That's what he was writing for. Yeah. He was in his mind. He was fighting for what that symbol actually meant. And then since then that symbol has been, you know, you can't fucking use it or you're a Nazi. Well, bro, if you go to Eastern cultures, it's everywhere. It's on the buildings. It's, it's, I mean mean, it's still is that not true? Say it. Yeah. So like, you know, people like my point in all of this saying this is like these motherfuckers don't even know that. No. And it's like, and dude, let's pay attention. Who are let's who are these people? Who are they? What race are they? Oh, they're all white. Oh, they're all white. And what gender are they? No, all women. And what race are they? Oh, they're all white. Oh, they're all white and what gender are they?
Starting point is 00:18:47 All women and what age are they? No, I mean their brunch or age for yeah, and and what are they wearing? Oh, they're wearing North face and they're wearing fucking the goose $400 jackets and Hmm. Well, I guarantee you a lot of them probably these motherfuckers listen to they got laid off from USAID. Yeah Listen that group this group of people is legitimately the worst group of people when they start to talk about Societies issues because they are so privileged they don't have any worries They fucking live in upper middle class areas and they drink champagne on Sundays
Starting point is 00:19:23 And then they want to seem virtuous by caring because they don't have any other meaning in their life. And by the way, if you want to seem virtuous and care, stand up for the fucking right thing. The thing you- Or go actually go to Ukraine. Go fight in fucking Ukraine then. I don't want to hear it, dude. Go fight in Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:19:40 I don't give a fuck. You know what? I'm America first. Period. I don't give a fuck if it's Ukraine if it's Israel or anybody else here first Then there and we have a lot of fucking work to do here before we should ever even consider Giving a fucking dollar to anybody else doesn't matter who it is And by the way, if a country can't defend itself. Well, then maybe they should fucking work on that
Starting point is 00:20:04 Makes sense to me man, but guys let's slow this down. Let's let's let's talk about how we even got to you know Have you know why you know why the United States funds all these countries? Do you know why because we have to know that's not why The United States adopted a strategy a long time ago They golden haven't count golden handcuff these countries. Okay, so they either say, hey, we'll give you this aid, but you can't make this and this and this and this and this as part of the agreement, right?
Starting point is 00:20:31 Can't make these weapons, can't do this thing. Or they give them the money knowing that the United States has their back and sort of handicaps them from any innovation. And prosperity, yeah. Any innovation because they're getting their money from an outside source. It's no different than a rich kid. Okay. You got a little rich kid. Who's dad and mom keep giving them money, keep giving them money,
Starting point is 00:20:52 keep giving them money, keep giving them money, keep giving them money. Do you think that kid's going to ever learn how to operate in reality? No. Now take that concept and apply it to a country. Okay. If you keep foreign aiding a cut, what I'm saying here is that we do this to handicap the other countries intentionally. And it needs to fucking stop. Yeah, bro, take them off the tee, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Make them learn how to get the food that's ours. Get strong or get conquered. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I'm American, bro. I care about us first. Do I care about people in Europe? Yeah, I got friends in Europe.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Do I care about people in Australia? Yeah, I do. Do I care about them first. Do I care about people in Europe? Yeah, I got friends in Europe Do I care about people in Australia? Yeah, I do do I care about them more than us. No, sorry I don't I care about us. Yeah, so hundred percent, bro But yeah, let's slow this down Let's see where this all started because we got to go back a couple of days to a meeting that Trump Vance and Zelensky Had at the White House And this was the first time we got to really see any type of negotiations, I guess, with the press corps being there,
Starting point is 00:21:48 which I believe was part of Trump's play. I mean, obviously, because apparently, word on the street is that this is exactly how Zelensky was behind cameras. And then Trump made the cameras available and everybody got to see us through colors. So let's check this clip out. I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction of your country. Yes, but if you are not strong.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Mr. President, Mr. President, with respect, I think it's disrespectful for you to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media. Right now you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. You should be thanking the president for trying to bring an end to this conflict. Have you ever been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have? I have been to... Come once. I have actually watched and seen the stories and I know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour Mr. President. Do you disagree that you've had problems
Starting point is 00:22:42 bringing people into your military? No, we have problems. And do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country? A lot of questions. Let's start from the beginning. First of all, during the war, everybody has problems. Even you, but you have nice ocean and don't feel now, but you will feel it in the future Don't tell us what we're gonna feel brother was a threat That was a fucking hundred percent that was a fucking threat a hundred percent Fuck this little motherfucker throw him in the fucking wood chipper right there,
Starting point is 00:23:25 and the war ends. Nobody in Ukraine wants this war. This motherfucker wants the war because him and his fucking homies are stealing all the money. You get paid, you get paid. Bro, that was a fucking, bro, you're sitting in the Oval Office.
Starting point is 00:23:38 What I love about this though is I love how Trump is- Immediately? No, I love how Trump's sitting, he's letting him talk. Let's him talk, let's him talk, let's sitting. He's letting him talk. Yeah. Let's him talk, let's him talk, let's him talk, let's him talk. The guy gets one inch out of line and he says, ho ho ho, hold on.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And then let's play the rest. And fucking hammers him, bro. Tell us what we're gonna feel. I'm not telling you. Because you're in no position to dictate that. Remember this. You're in no position to dictate what we're gonna feel. We're gonna feel very good. You will feel. We're going to feel very good.
Starting point is 00:24:06 We're going to feel very good and very strong. You're right now not in a very good position. You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position, and it happens to be right about now. You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards. Right now, you're playing cards.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You're playing cards. You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War III. You're gambling with World War III. And what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country, this country. It's back you far more than a lot of people said You went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the opposition in October offer some words of appreciation For the United States of America and the president who's trying to save your country
Starting point is 00:25:05 and your life Look, dude, he's dead anyway. They're gonna kill this dude. Listen, either side's gonna do it, yeah, for sure. He's getting killed. This guy's fucking done. They can't let that dude walk knowing what he knows, bro. No, not only that, no, he stole, dude, he knows where all the money went.
Starting point is 00:25:19 He knows exactly where it went. You know what I'm saying? They can't let that dude walk. Yeah, see, you know, we call it how we see it a lot of people here On the internet, you know, like a lot of people were upset. I saw this like, you know, I'm so embarrassed to be an American I'm so just listen dude. You've never done anything that fucking matters. Okay, real talk You've never had to fight for anything. You've never had to negotiate for anything. This is extremely normal conversation in any business environment amongst men. Okay?
Starting point is 00:25:51 When people step out of line, you step on their fucking face. And that's what Trump does. He's very respectful until that man gets disrespectful. He just threatened our country, bro. Dude. And we got people in this country. What are we going to feel if we don't help? Brother, first of all, we got people in this country that fucking are on his side.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Like, bro, if you're on this dude's side over our side, fuck off, go over there, go live in Europe, go live in Ukraine, they'll take you. And then they'll take you to the front lines like they're taking people with Down syndrome to the front fucking lines. Bro, I saw that clip. All you motherfuckers talking all this shit, you don't know what you're talking about,
Starting point is 00:26:30 dude. You have no idea. You haven't been paying attention. You're sucked into your own life. You're watching the Kardashians and all this other fucking fake ass bullshit. And then you spout off about how this is embarrassing. You know what? You weren't embarrassed when our country was run by a literal vegetable.
Starting point is 00:26:48 You weren't embarrassed when they stole all your money and closed your businesses and fucked with you. You weren't embarrassed when our whole country is a laughing stock of the entire world because we're over here with a couple of fucking morons running our country. Trans titties on the front line. Bro, we got trans generals and you know, we got kids, we're promoting kids cutting off their dick and everybody else in the world is like, the fuck is going on in the U S you weren't embarrassed about that shit, but you're embarrassed about this man and this other
Starting point is 00:27:21 man who have finally said, uh, no, you're not going to fucking do this shit here. Okay. I actually thought in my opinion, that was the coolest, baddest ass, gangster ass shit that I've ever seen from either one of those guys for sure, bro. So, uh, if you don't like it and that's embarrassing to you, then maybe you should fucking move. Maybe you should move because this is how we do things here. And by the way, I don't jockey on Trump's balls. Okay, I call it how I see it. If he does good, he does good.
Starting point is 00:27:51 If he does bad, he does bad. That's great. That's not good, that's great. That's great. Okay, this motherfucker stealing your money. You guys are out here working and that's the problem. A lot of these people that are on, they're not working.
Starting point is 00:28:03 They're not working. Right, so they don't get, they don't see that tax be taken out of their check and then think about it going over to this guy So he can buy Four different mansions and and fucking a yacht and and two Bugatti's He's got two books. Yeah, damn Are you cool though? I mean you seen a bad Bugatti. Yeah, that's true. That's fair I'm just saying dude, like that's not that's not okay. No, it's cool for me to have to You know i'm saying but I didn't you know
Starting point is 00:28:32 I didn't steal your fucking tax dollars do it exactly. You know, like dude fuck this guy Yeah, no, I mean well, so this is what started that whole chain of events, right? So you got I hate this motherfucker Oh, bro, I can't stand and I can't stand people standing up for him it's so it's it's stupid shit but after he left the oval office he decided to go back to Europe and he did a little little he said today about the about our troops you got that clip I can put it in bro this guy gets on television today, you don't have to get it in there, but you guys can look it up.
Starting point is 00:29:08 This guy gets on TV today. Today is Monday, okay? You're hearing this on Tuesday. And he fucking says, the United States is gonna have to send his sons and daughters to fight in Ukraine and they will die. That's what he said, is almost verbatim exact quote
Starting point is 00:29:26 Dude if we send a single soldier over there like a single fucking soldier This administration is no different any one other one 100% Yeah. Yeah 100% man But yeah, I mean he goes over it goes back to Europe and decides to do this little tour So he stopped to stop in the UK He went to the UK first he went to the UK to get some of that terrible food. They got over there Gordon Ramsay's the only one knows how to make food over there That's why he's so fucking famous, bro, that's why Gordon Ramsay's so famous because he's the only one over there who knows how to make food food. We got one. He goes to the UK. He goes to the UK. He meets with King Charles. I mean, this is right after he got kicked out of the White House. I don't know if I've had to verify
Starting point is 00:30:16 that. He was kicked out the fucking White House after that fucking meeting. They were supposed to have a joint. He went on a bear or somebody in like half apologize. Half apologize. Listen, and dude, real talk, the motherfucker has never said thank you. Ever. He's come here and threatened us multiple times. Demanded. Dude, straight up demanding that we do this. Demanding it.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Demanding it. Dude, who do you think you are, little man? You know what I'm saying? Like bro, I'll beat your fucking ass So fucking oh just about the guys fucking five five five eight. He's over. No, he ain't if they claim five eight He's five five. Yes, you know how the internet works okay, so It's true. It's true. Yeah, five five. So, you know, I Don't I don't know dude, I don't taking shits big and you see that fucking video that dude crying
Starting point is 00:31:08 With the the bad. Oh, dude, dude. I thought that was like a fake I thought it was like satire dude You know what that guy has to be a fucking influencer that they pay to do that. Yes, there's no fucking way I'm not crying on TV. I'm not crying on social media. I couldn't do it. I Couldn't do it. No Yeah, so I mean he goes over there and like I said, I mean apparently this is how this dude's been But then there's something interesting. He called another emergency summit with you know, they tried to play it off It was just you know, European leaders. It was all of NATO all of NATO emergency summit
Starting point is 00:31:46 Check this clip all NATO members look at all that diversity yeah a lot of diversity look at all that diversity equity and inclusion going on there it's's a lot there See, it's good for everybody else, but it ain't good for them. Mm-hmm Well not not to mention bro, like okay, like you do this without you know, you did this with NATO But the United States was not press so you don't need the United States. That's my thing. No, no, no. Here's what's happening So now these motherfuckers are trying to send troops like Britain says they're gonna send troops and couple these guys said they're gonna send troops because they're trying to get the war popped off because If it pops off and NATO's there's United States legally has to has to but if Trump
Starting point is 00:32:34 Is who he says he is he would go on TV today and guess and say guess what NATO you're on your fucking own We're out, but we spend at least 60% of NATO's budget comes from us I know and then you would see these people change their tune they would be like oh, we're not sending anybody anymore fuck Yeah, I even if they tried to backpedal it out still pull out DJ we shouldn't listen we shouldn't be in it America first America first America first America first you want you want to do strategic? America first is America first. You wanna do strategic military navigation moves that are gonna benefit this country,
Starting point is 00:33:08 and they say, oh well, over there, like little man says, over there, you're gonna feel it come over to our shores and this and that, no we aren't, because we're gonna take Canada, we're gonna take Greenland, and we're gonna create a strategic base, and everybody's gonna be fucking happy over here.
Starting point is 00:33:22 And if you come over here, we'll fuck you up. That's what's gonna happen, just like it's happened for the last fucking 250 fucking years You are not coming here and that's where Trump should be spending his money and he should be working for Greenland and he should be working for Canada in a diplomatic way to make an alliance That is for our continent in our area of the world and over there in Europe And I know a lot of you guys Listen in europe, but you know tough shit. That's what you guys should be working on. Okay When we talk about us leading by example, you should lead by example over there
Starting point is 00:33:54 If you live in europe and you listen to the show Why don't you build yourself into a leader of your community there and start inspiring change over there? It's not america's responsibility It is not my brother or my cousin or my dad or my nephew or my sister or anybody I know's responsibility to go to Europe and fucking die for your shit. It's just not. You guys need to wake the fuck up and stand up for yourselves and we'll worry about us for the next 30 years and then we'll see where everything is once we look good. We can say, okay about you guys but you know like we live in a situation
Starting point is 00:34:29 where these people fleece us like us the citizen like dude you guys wouldn't have to be paid the tax you paid if we weren't supporting all these bozos well well I mean to your point too it's like you know the people that are still crying and you know crying in support of Ukraine but go over there because I mean it's not like you even have to go volunteer They'll get you right off the fucking street, bro. Oh, yeah. Here's a video I want you guys to see I don't know if you guys have seen this This is a video of what conscription looks like
Starting point is 00:34:57 This is a dude that was just walking down the fucking street in Ukraine Yeah, and a fucking military van pulls up they jump out and they fucking kidnap you people think this is bullshit No, this is how they're doing it. How did you do these videos? hundreds of these killed Huh, they killed two generations of men in Ukraine over this and I want you to hear this man's voice by the way When you guys are listening to this clip check this out up. He's terrified sounds like he loves his country. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Yeah, no shit. It's insane. But then I wanted to know let's enter the chat Jasmine Crockett All right, and let's hear what she has to say about this whole whole situation So Unfortunately, we have someone that is occupying the White House and as far as I'm concerned He is an enemy to the United States He swore an oath just like the rest of us
Starting point is 00:36:06 But right now when you are literally putting us at risk all because of what? Because you want to convince your followers that you should be a dictator too that you should never leave the white bitch The fuck out of here she's a idiot. Yeah, she is an idiot Dude, listen this she's a product of fucking DEI. Okay, we got a house for people that represent us Even if they're fucking idiots. Yeah, right Fuck out of here. Yeah, I mean on behalf nail stripper She I can't say it I don't give a shit I Don't care dude, but the moment she opens her mouth it all goes away No, I mean
Starting point is 00:36:50 It's like Jesus Christ. She's an idiot. Yeah Other things have you know come out now that you know in addition to that video that clip you were just talking about Dude, and by the way, you're calling the president of the United States of she said occupied the White House Yeah, right, right, you know, like we're not the motherfuckers that stole the election in 2020. Yeah, right, right Do we steal this one? We stole this election. Yeah. Yeah, dude what they fucked up though because like You know, they gave everybody a perspective like if they had just let Trump stay in dude The media could have kept him under wraps because nobody had woken up.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Nobody was paying attention. Now they woke everybody up. Yep. Last little piece of update on this, man, is you got Trump's made another announcement with all of the shit that Zelensky's been talking about. Zelensky just made another statement and this was Trump's response.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Trump says, quote, this is the worst statement that could have been made by Zelensky and America will not put up with it for much longer. It is what I was saying. This guy doesn't want there to be peace as long as he has America's backing. And Europe in the meeting they had with Zelensky stated flatly that they cannot do the job
Starting point is 00:38:04 without the United States. Probably not a great statement to have made in the terms of a show of strength against Russia. What are they thinking? um And uh, yeah, because I mean they've been calling it and zelensky is standing standing pretty firm um and saying that the uh, he Declined the mineral rights deal declined the fucking ceasefires declined all of it and saying that the ukraine war Uh, the end of the uk war is very, very far away. So you got that going on. Now I wanna turn our attention to something else real quick
Starting point is 00:38:31 before we get to our next set of headlines. Because again, we call it how we see it here. And this is something that bothers me, I know it bothers you. I already know where you're gonna go. What's been happening on the other side? There's always something. You know, when you have these giant distractions like this,
Starting point is 00:38:48 we always have to look and say, hmm, what are we not supposed to look at? So let's, I know exactly where you're going. Yeah. Because I was gonna go there. Let's go there together. We can hold hands. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Are you coming to me or are you coming to you? Here's my problem. We'll do it later. All right, I got you. But here's the thing, man. You know, we're complaining about the billions of dollars that we're sending to this unnecessary war. We're complaining about the tax dollars and that it needs to be a ceasefire.
Starting point is 00:39:21 We need to bring it to a peace. We can complain then and call that out and say that's not right. Okay, President Trump, I have a question for you. Why the fuck are we sending billions of dollars to Israel while all of this is going on and nobody wants to talk about it? Well, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Rubio expedites delivery of $4 billion in military aid to israel Let's dive into this United States Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Saturday He had signed a declaration to expedite delivery of about four billion dollars in military assistance to Israel The Trump administration which took office everybody knows on January 20th. They've approved nearly 12 billion which is actually 15 billion. And a major foreign military sales to Israel Rubio said in a statement adding that it will quote will continue to use all available tools to fulfill America's long standing commitment to Israel's security including means to counter
Starting point is 00:40:24 security threats. Yeah, four billion dollars just got pushed out with another 12 billion coming within the next, I think, three to four weeks or over the next three to four weeks. And I found this chart. I want to bring up some other data for people to look at here. If we look at all of the aid that has been sent from this country to the country of Israel since Israel's conception, which was 1946, as you can see, Israel is the largest cumulative recipient of United States aid by more, by double.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Now, it's not the biggest in population size, landmass size, or any of that, yet it doubles. I mean, like, that's not that's not foreign aid. That's payment for the blackmail that they have on all the leaders in the United States. Yeah, I mean, that makes that makes that makes that's that's pay us or we'll expose you. And just like all of the attacks the United States has had on all of the countries directly bordering Israel,
Starting point is 00:41:33 why is that? Why is over the last 80 years, have we been offensively engaged with almost every single country that borders Israel? And we've turned them into fucking desert. Why we do that? I mean, I mean, speaking of Israel, I mean, here's another question we need to be asking. Where's the Epstein list? We ain't getting it. We ain't getting it. cash Patel edited his statement when he said there will be zero stones unturned and We will find them and prosecute them. He went deleted that out of his tweet
Starting point is 00:42:12 Did he really yeah, and then you got bondi saying oh, it's the this and that and this listen You guys promised us it would happen on day one. It didn't happen on day one It's not happening now and you tried to pull some bullshit with some redacted nonsense shit that we've had since 2017. You're drastically misjudging your base. Okay. People are upset about this. They want to know the truth and they won't allow the truth to come out because it's going to expose all of the intelligence blackmail that
Starting point is 00:42:45 our country and Israel has against everybody. So basically here's the question for them. Do we expose it and you know give the people what they want or do we try to give them a version of it that they will buy so that we can keep our leverage over everybody else in the world? That's the only two options because the third option is we we we we tell on everybody and we let it go and we lose All of our all of our leverage. They're not gonna do that lose leverage, bro The world would fucking like bro. It would send the world. Yes, because it's gonna implicate Israel in a legitimate child sex abuse blackmail ring and probably implicate our country as well. Oh, no doubt our country's implicated in it.
Starting point is 00:43:28 So yeah, I think it's a joint, the more I dig into this, I think it's a joint massage CIA blackmail operation to control all influence, political figures, entertainment, fucking everything so that they can control the narrative. Well, it makes perfect sense, because, like, this is something I've always maintained, right? Like, looking at our government, how our government operates,
Starting point is 00:43:51 they always operate within the means of the laws that they create for themselves, right? And so, like, yes, it's a law that our CIA cannot operate on U.S. soil. There's no law that says, Messiah can't. That's how they've been doing this shit. Yeah, and they say, hey, what'd you guys find? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:44:08 We'll share information. What'd you find on our citizens? And we'll tell you what we found over here. Oh, and by the way, go operate this blockmail sting over here with Epstein and then again with Diddy. We'll let Epstein do the financiers and the fucking political figures and socialites.
Starting point is 00:44:24 And then we'll let Diddy do all the hip hop culture. There's more of these people, they just haven't fucking. Who's in the country music industry? Yeah. I mean, we got Harvey Weinstein, we got, we know that's in the movie industry, right? But like. Well, and they hide behind anti-Semitism.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Like if you criticize Israel and you criticize Mossad, you say, they say you're an anti-Semite. No, that would be the same as criticizing the leader of any country. Just because I criticize Joe Biden or criticize Donald Trump does not mean I'm anti-American citizen, or whatever. Just because I criticize Diddy doesn't mean I'm anti-black. Just because the people who get accused happen to be mostly Jewish doesn't mean that I hate regular Jewish people.
Starting point is 00:45:09 It's not anti, it's a fucking smoke screen they use for defensive mechanism. Don't say this or you're this. You know what, I don't really give a fuck what you think I am. Well, I mean, they use it for every single fucking, you know, line that they try to divide in this country, right, like, oh, I hate pedophiles.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Oh, well, you hate LGBT people? No. Exactly. No, what the fuck are you talking about? Why, I hate the leaders of BLM and the organizers of that movement. Well you hate black people then. No, I don't hate black people.
Starting point is 00:45:35 I just don't want our fucking money stolen from our communities and used to burn them down. Common sense people all understand this. And bro, the average human is starting to realize what's actually going on and how our narrative is crafted and enforced and collectivized across many different celebrity influencers. And the problem that they have is that those people have lost their credibility completely. Nobody believes Brad Pitt's social service announcement.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Like when Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg did the commercial in the Super Bowl where they were yelling at each other, I hate you because I don't understand. Bro, it was a joke. People were laughing at it. None of that shit matters anymore. Do you know what matters? Independent media sources that people know for sure
Starting point is 00:46:21 are not compromised or affiliated with any of the mainstream shit. People don't trust Hollywood anymore. They don't trust the MSM. They don't... You know who they trust? They trust Rogan. They trust people like us. They trust people that are out here, Candace Owens,
Starting point is 00:46:38 who are fucking completely unaffiliated with any of this shit, who are just telling the truth. That's where the trust has gone so they can run as many commercials as they want with Brad Pitt. It ain't going to work. They can run as many commercials as they want with some sort of, you know, music. It ain't going to work. It's going to work on a very comparatively, a very small amount of the population as it did before. It'll work on these people. Yeah, for sure. That's about it. Yeah. People who live in a, in a protected little bubble. So it is what it is, dude
Starting point is 00:47:10 You know people are waking up to what's going on, you know, like haven't you ever stopped and thought Like let's just say before five years ago like back in the you know 16 17 18 and the internet was fucking cranking. It was a thing. And we had all these people with coordinated messages, right? Like all the actors and all the musicians and everybody always seemed to like fall in the same political place. What are the chances of that? Right. What are the chances again with one of the chances of every single person that you personally know? Falling right in line with the political beliefs that you have it's not reality. No, okay, so to think that all these actors and musicians and political figures and
Starting point is 00:47:59 Whatever people of influence athletes are gonna fall in line with all the same narrative. They all think the same thing and then say the same thing almost verbatim. Right. Nobody believes that anymore because during COVID it was very apparent to the uniformity of the message that was being delivered. And dude, these people have lost all credibility and they're starting to figure out because the natural the natural the natural thing to do would be to like question that right like How how are all these people saying the same exact thing and then you get to the conclusion of well They must be being told by somebody
Starting point is 00:48:40 Well, who's telling well and why are they listening if they're so rich like Like if you're that rich, you don't have to listen to people, so that's what I was thinking. What would make you want to listen to them? What would make me, as a pretty wealthy dude, wealthier than most of those dudes, fall in line with something to say with everybody else? Well, the only way that I could think I would be done is if someone was threatening me in some way, shape, or form.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I had something on you. Yeah, I'm gonna kill your kids, or I got this picture or video of you doing this. Right. Okay, and then I would be like, all right, fuck. Well, what's it hurt if I just say this? Safe and effective. I get to go on with my life, I keep making money.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Exactly. Right, so dude, then I start thinking okay Well, how did they blackmail these people and then I see this Epstein shit come up right and I'm like, holy shit, dude There and then you look at the list of who's been to his New York apartment bro The old president with Israel visited his fucking house in New York City on multiple occasions What why is the president of Israel visited his fucking house in New York City on multiple occasions what why is the president of Israel visiting Jeffrey Epstein's New York City home that has all the cameras and shit in it why you see what I'm saying occasions occasion is wrong right dude these motherfuckers, they're all compromise. They're all...
Starting point is 00:50:09 And dude, we're not getting the Epstein list. We're not gonna get it. Do you know why Andrew Bailey wasn't chosen as a fucking... For FBI? For Attorney General. AG, yeah. You know why? I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Because Pam Bondi is part of the club. She's not going to tell on Things that her side Could be directing her to do that might be unethical and that's become very clear Okay, because here's what I think I think all of these people are part of it and I think she doesn't want I think all of these people are part of it and I think she doesn't want She's being instructed to not release it on behalf of the people that she is actually Friends with and I believe that if they would have chosen Andrew Bailey, he wouldn't put up with any of that shit I know him personally he'll call it wrong no matter whose side it is and they don't want somebody like that They want someone who's gonna operate within their boundaries and that's why they chose her
Starting point is 00:51:04 Geez, man, that's my opinion Geez I'm not happy with this shit. It's wrong, dude. We need a fucking going. No bounce that check Rubio We don't need to be sending anything over there. Listen, I don't care what country I don't either. I don't sound about Israel It's about fucking any country at all I don't sound about Israel. It's about fucking any country at all If any of the last four weeks have proven us to anything is like one That four billion ain't going to fucking to the Israeli government. It's not going there, right period We like if anything in the last three weeks three four weeks have shown us, bro
Starting point is 00:51:39 You're looking at maybe half of the money if you're lucky actually makes it to where it's supposed to go if you're lucky They still issue. I mean if anything is taught us bro, like how about we not send anything out? We shouldn't be cashing any fucking checks dude. I get what you're saying but people are failing to understand the scale of the data collection that these agencies have and participate in. So the average person's gonna look at like what's going on. And they're like, well, you know,
Starting point is 00:52:10 they didn't get to this guy, right? They didn't like, they didn't get to cash for tell. So he's gonna tell the truth. Well, you know, what's likely happened between now and then is they approached him with some shit that they have on him. Hey, here's this. And you wonder how they do it to make him Delete his fucking message. No, bro. Listen, this is how they do it people do not understand. They think this is bullshit
Starting point is 00:52:34 They have the data of every text every Every call that you've ever made on your cell phone has been recorded Every call that you've ever made on your cell phone has been recorded. Every picture you've set, every conversation that you've had within the distance of your cell phone has been recorded. And Masad has that information. So anybody that gets too out of line with what's going to happen gets approached. They call it calling them to the mountain. They get called to the mountain
Starting point is 00:53:10 Okay, and then they fucking show you hey remember this hey remember that you remember when you did this You want everybody know that you want your wife you know that you want your kids to know that you want this to be front-page news And by the way who hasn't done some shit that they're not proud of in their life, right? Who hasn't done some shit that they're embarrassed of or wouldn't want the world to know. Every single motherfucker on the planet, every single one. So when you ask about like what sort of leverage these people have, they have leverage on everyone, including you. And for this to ever be broken this system to ever be broken the collective is going to have to say well fuck it's all of us man we're all guilty we're all sinners we've all done our own version of fucked up shit and I really don't
Starting point is 00:53:55 give a fuck because we're all guilty and when you do that it frees everybody from them being able to blackmail you have to lower our expectations of perfection and and what is the good boy in our eyes. You know what I'm saying? Like, stop thinking that. There's no perfect human, dude. It's biblical. It's biblical.
Starting point is 00:54:13 It's biblical. What was once in the dark will now be in the light. Maybe that's what we're talking about here. Maybe we're talking about everybody's shit being out in the open and everybody seeing everybody else's shit. And and everybody seeing everybody else's shit. And if everybody saw everybody else's shit, you know what you'd say?
Starting point is 00:54:28 You'd have a lot more grace for everybody else. You'd be like, oh, well, you know, DJ, you did this. Well, fuck. I said it was nine, it's really eight. Like, all right, give it to me. Well, centimeters. Fucking, but bro, you know what I'm saying? Like there's a level of grace that would be had
Starting point is 00:54:45 for everybody because now it wouldn't be with like the kids shit. The pedophile shit. And I think that's where they get these people, right? But like, you know, dude, they can get to anybody. Including you, including me, including anybody. Fuck man, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
Starting point is 00:55:04 It's not okay, dude. And if we're gonna be America first, let in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. It's not okay, dude. No. And if we're gonna be America first, let's be America first. Let's not be fucking America Israel first. Let's not be America Ukraine first. Let's not be America anybody. America America first.
Starting point is 00:55:16 How about that? You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck, dude, we got veterans on the streets starving. We got cities that are crumbling. We got communities in every single Democrat city of black Americans that are getting just trashed by our own government for the last 60 fucking years. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, we have problems here, real problems that need to be addressed. And it's interesting that the people who have the least amount of issues in their life are the people who advocate for us
Starting point is 00:55:47 Going over and helping everybody else You know what I'm saying and they and they lock their doors and speed through red lights next to their neighbors Roll the window. Well, let's not talk about going through red lights We don't talk about it. It's okay Guys jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments With that being said, let's go cruise some comments. Let's stroll through these. I'm not talking about blowing through red lights I'm talking about like the little stop sign up here at the
Starting point is 00:56:16 at the end of our parking lot We stop at that one. I I never see it. I I never see it. I keep forgetting it's there. God damn it, Andy. Allegedly never see it. Well, I don't see it because it wasn't there for a long time and now it's there. It actually wasn't there for a long time.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah. Yeah. Damn. All right. Let's go through some of these comments, man. This first comment comes from Dakota Lloyd, 4251. Real AF, the mystery show of politics, politics french fries and how to be a successful motherfucker You never know what you'll get but you know, you'll regret it if you miss an episode. That's what's up
Starting point is 00:56:55 That's what I'm talking about Dakota. That's a real motherfucker right there. That's real my father Dakota Lloyd Wherever wherever Dakota Lloyd is Get to know him. He's a good guy. There's realness in the atmosphere. That's right. Look at the mountains. He's somewhere cool.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah. He's somewhere cool. Definitely not in St. Louis. No, bro. That's fucking that. No, he's still alive. That's over in Lima. Bro, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:57:18 Oh, this. Have you seen those reels they do? It's like, you know, like the fucking travel agent person is like, oh never been to it's a beauty if you haven't been to East st. Louis Well, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about for real we're talking about what we're just talking about like bro st. Louis is an amazing city filled with amazing people and This you know the the city government itself doesn't do shit sucks to help the city The city government itself doesn't do shit sucks to help the city All of the good movements are led by the citizens at their own expense the charitable like dude. It's it's fucking bullshit. Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:58 Well, I'm a head so itchy man. What the fuck you put something in this hat some shit some fucking itch powder or something All right You see you're getting ashy on your man. no oh I think you didn't cut it me cuz usually I didn't cut it Yeah, well, that's why usually is like naturally lubricates itself So I don't know what's happening. Just it's it Well your head like pre comes Let's check out this next comment, this is a go when you You'll like this one. This is from new definition of dickhead, huh? This next comment comes from Rashad the great
Starting point is 00:58:34 Alright, and Andy he has a little financial advice for you. Okay, Rashad Rashad. Yeah, he's not the great Rashad the great He wanted to let you know about some of your your financial moves and I just give you some insights All right, I'm shot the great. He says first All depreciating assets real wealth is intangible health love salvation 401k Roth IRA, etc I don't know why most Americans obsess with liabilities. I think we talked about one of your your cars or something. Oh really? Yeah. Uh huh. Get yourself a new car bro, you feel better. Just go get the bug man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Bro, so now I'm looking at the short that y'all posted. First of all motherfuckers, I don't post the shorts. Yeah, right. Okay, you're not on there talking to Andy. All right. But you are talking to Madat. So, here's the short, just so we're clear. I just wanna fucking- It's fire. Hold on, the short shows, which by the way,
Starting point is 00:59:35 I have 40 fucking cars, and they're all- Plus. They're all- None of them are fucking poor people cars, okay? They're just none of them were fucking poor people cars. Okay They're just not yeah, okay Carrera GT I bought that from my friend Ryan Hardwick. I paid 650 thousand dollars to Ryan for the car. The cars were two million bucks now, okay
Starting point is 00:59:59 the next the next car in the lineup is My acid green GT 2 RS, which I think I paid like three something at sticker It's worth five and a half six right now probably okay, although my all very low mile cars 918 I just said double my money more than double my money for GT next to it. I dealt my money. Yeah, I got it. I Paid the sticker was 400 bucks. They mines of mines a one-off Arachio Borealis. It was the first customer GT delivered and it's worth fucking right now probably One to one and a half and then I have my carbon GT that I paid fucking One to one and a half and then I have my carbon GT that I paid fucking
Starting point is 01:00:49 700 for that's worth two so don't talk about things You don't know about homie like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about is the average everyday bro Lamborghini gonna lose your money absolutely is the average everyday bro fucking Ferrari gonna lose your money absolutely But I don't have those kind of cars, dude. Yeah, that's real, man. He's gonna really hate the new car content. Look at all those depreciating assets. Dude, people have the wrong mindset about winning, dude.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah, well they don't know, bro. Well, this is why we're starting the MSCEO back up, bro. And if you guys wanna get it, go in and register to the Andygram on my email list on andyforsella.com because it will be the most powerful entrepreneur information that you will ever fucking receive because it comes from someone who's actually done it, not someone who speculates about how to do it. All right. And by the way, if you don't want to listen, I don't give a fuck either. But if you want to know real shit, that's what we're going to teach. But the point here is that like we have a we have so many of these knuckle fucks out here
Starting point is 01:01:48 giving this kind of advice. Okay. Real talk, dude. The old way doesn't work anymore. Okay. It doesn't work. The scale of what things cost versus the scale of how wages have gone up is drastically out of whack and it ain't getting better anytime soon. So you have to figure out how to out earn the fucking. That curve. Yes. And dude, this you're giving Rashad and look, I'm sure you're fucking good dude, bro, because
Starting point is 01:02:18 you do care about health and love and salvation. I'm not saying you're a bad dude, but you don't get it. You're gonna have to if you do life that way When you're 60 years old, you're gonna be having to get a job. Yep. Okay, so just so you know, you're you're giving average people advice and Average people advice end up with average people when they're older and they can't produce anymore being in poverty Okay, so Instead of pretending that you know on the internet shut the fuck up because you're hurting people with that advice. It's real shit, bro That's real. That's real man. I mean that out of a place of
Starting point is 01:03:01 Respect real love. Okay. Yeah, like bro you live that life I'm sure you want to be successful because you're wearing a suit, you're looking nice, you know, but bro, you're gonna be broke with that. It's real shit, bro. I'm not, I'm not broke. I make $250,000 a year. Okay, well, let me know how that goes. Maintain that.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Keep, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Well, let's keep this cruise moving, guysain that. Keep, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Let's keep this cruise moving, guys. We got headline number two, Andy. Let's go up to Boston. Boston's a good place. I love Boston.
Starting point is 01:03:33 They had great food up there. I love Boston. Great history. I love the people. I love the city. I love Boston. They talk a lot of shit about their sports, which I can appreciate. Not everybody can take it. I mean, they're pretty obnoxious, but I give it right back to him. Yeah, it's all good. No Boston was great, bro
Starting point is 01:03:49 I like a place. I like Boston a lot beautiful place. It's too bad. Their mayor is fucking it up. Huh? Did you see this shit guys listen? We I'm gonna read this headline reads Boston mayor Michelle Wu other woke city officials offer Condolences to can of armed maniacs shot by off-duty cop at Chick-fil-a Makes sense bro. No, listen, bro. Like she went up there. Do you have a video? Oh, I got a video for you I got a video
Starting point is 01:04:21 Let's check this out Today I am. My condolences and all of our thoughts are with the family of the individual whose life has been lost. What? Bro, if you would have came to me in like 2013 2014 and told me that in 2025 you would have mayors go on television And offer condolences to people who are going around trying to stab and kill people I would say you you are full of shit. That's because this person has never faced that with their own face They've never dealt with it broke. They've never seen people like this. These people are elitist. They don't they don't understand
Starting point is 01:05:09 criminals are criminals You understand, you know, yeah, yeah like you fucking get it But I mean like dude, it's it's insane man No, that would be like when I got stabbed in the face Yeah The newspaper saying man our condolences or does the dude stab this dude in the face. The newspaper saying, man, our condolences, or does the dude stab this dude in the face? Like, you know, he's going to jail, so.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Yeah, our condolences. They're losing a good brother. He has to go to jail. This woman's insane. And real talk, dude, like, it's weird because the only people, I think it's because Boston has such a, so many very far left colleges in their vicinity
Starting point is 01:05:53 that they are. Let's just take it over that whole area, man. Yeah, because dude, the average people from Boston, I know ain't with that shit. No, bro. I mean, listen, we've actually gotten a lot of good stuff from Michelle Wu, though. Like, this ain't her first time being on the show. Let's go back a little bit. You guys remember when the Boston mayor under fire for no whites Christmas party for cities, uh, electeds of
Starting point is 01:06:16 color, right? Or, or, or, or- How is that not racist? Oh, bro, that's racist as shit. Hold on. How is that not fucking racist as fuck? Today we will have a party. Everybody can come except white people. How is that not racist? Like what if, what if white people had a party like that? And said, oh, everybody come but black people. And like said it out loud. Yeah, publicly. Yeah. Yeah. Like people think that's what, you know, like. That's what y'all talk about. That's really what they think that's what y'all talk about, bro. Yeah, because that's what you know, like which I talk about Yeah, because that's what they talk about yeah, right, right I've never I've never in my life ever fucking heard that for a white person ever and that is on my fucking Mom on my dad on my fucking entire family tree I've never ever ever heard a white person say something like, oh, we're
Starting point is 01:07:07 going to have this party, but don't invite your black friends or don't let black people. I've never fucking heard that. It doesn't happen. I've never heard that about any group of people. Yeah. I've never heard it. But certain cultures do this so frequently in the background. And by the way the way, what is she? Oh, she's Asian. I mean, I don't know if she's... is that Chinese? What is that? Yes. That Chinese thing? And...
Starting point is 01:07:31 No, that's Korean. Look at her eyes. That's Korean. No, I think she's Chinese, bro. What's the rule? But the point is, I don't know, but the point is this. In Asian countries... Oh, that racist is fucked. They're very racist. Oh, well that races as fuck. Okay, so it's an in bro, by the way
Starting point is 01:07:47 We have a lot of black culture that openly speaks against white people And if you would say the same thing about black people they will freak the fuck out Mm-hmm that all this shit needs to end dude all of it all of this hypocrisy and fucking hypocrisy and fucking That's insane it's insane it's insane it's insane that it's allowed yeah Like she should have been kicked out of the office for that for that. Yeah, but no, I mean she kept going Not too far after that. She then
Starting point is 01:08:16 tried to You know, she wanted to give Anybody above the age of 11 these illegal migrants that were in voting powers in the city of Boston She tried she actually tried to do that So I mean like I said, she's been in our in our headlines a few times, but so I'm bro She's a fucking full-blown communist. Oh, no doubt. Yeah, no doubt bro. She's a communist. I mean our most recent I wouldn't be surprised. She's funded by CCP legitimately. I wouldn't I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't be surprised No, I'm most recently. I mean she's she's been on she's in the that party of
Starting point is 01:08:49 You know, no no ice Officers here, you know, we're protecting our illegal migrants with that. Well, she's in that campaign Yeah, she's absolutely and that's her most most recently. Did you see the other thing? Did you see the pan? Bondi said she's gonna charge AOC today. I didn't see that for For what she did of 80. Oh, I saw AOC write a letter or something to my, why am I being investigated for free speech? Apparently charges are on the horizon. No shit.
Starting point is 01:09:15 But like, you know, really, real talk, I don't care until you tell the truth about the things that have been going on. 100%. Yeah, like quit throwing us these little biscuits. Well, I mean, dude, like this, but I mean, on the ICE topic though, I mean, there's been a lot that have been going on. 100%. Yeah, like quit throwing us these little biscuits. Well, I mean, dude, like this, but I mean on the ice topic though, I mean, there's been a lot of this shit going on
Starting point is 01:09:29 and I haven't seen one person arrested for the shit. Like there was a reporter who just came out a couple of days ago. He leaked ice raid details and then he doubled down on them after he got called out by Fox News. You know, this guy Pablo Manriquez, he had posted on Twitter
Starting point is 01:09:53 leaking the information about these ICE raids, telling people to stay off the highways, how many fucking search warrants they had approved. One, how was he getting this information? Because he's just a fucking public activist. So somebody's giving it to him, but then he's publicly posting that shit, you know And then it's doubles down on it. I will say this I got some direct information from some people that I know would tell me the truth
Starting point is 01:10:16 That did tell me that ice is Not just Deporting quote-unquote criminals like they said they were going to at first. Yeah that they actually are Let's try to hit like small shops and shit and construction sites and shit and and dude That's not what they said they were gonna do I Don't really like that. I I don't like I Think if people were here pre
Starting point is 01:10:43 You know by the, they should be given different considerations than the people who came during. Yeah. Because I believe that the people who came during were intentionally brought here to disrupt and create crime and third worldize this country. And I think those people should be the priority removing. And from what I have heard from a few sources who listen to the show and people that I trust That's not the case entirely. So I don't like that either
Starting point is 01:11:10 There's been a lot of weird stuff going on with this man. I'll be real dude I'm I'm not feeling good about the things going on like this this shit This this is real shit being swept under the rug while they while they talk about Ukraine. That's not cool, man No, like bro, we got and this is not anti fucking anybody. This is just American first like we have people here Well, we we got our own problems man We do have our own problem and dude this thing of like us being the savior of the world like you you can only save the world when when you're good yeah you know save the world when you got fucking yeah we're not good bro no I mean a prime example of this let's go to California we're not good where we
Starting point is 01:11:56 should be yeah we're not even close to where we should be no if we were where we should be dude real talk we would be like you ate Dubai and fucking you know over there poor shit bro like we wouldn't even give a shit for billion that okay cool but we wouldn't even care no because we would be so fucking good here we say hey yeah you know what you're right yeah you know but like I mean we like it to your point that we do have problems here like let's go to California real quick because I thought this was interesting this headline reads podcast host Waited nearly an hour on hold with 911 after coming home to a horror scene
Starting point is 01:12:31 So it's fucking house got broken into it robbed and they stole a bunch of valuable shit like no person the podcaster He's a podcast host of LA in a minute. It's something like local LA show that goes on his name's Evan Evan love it let's check them in the watch let's check this clip out real quick this shit is unnerving and it's not cool and I'll tell you what else I was on hold with 911 for 59 minutes 59 minutes and luckily it's just a home burglary it wasn't somebody dying choking that was shot or something But what happens if it was a real-time emergency?
Starting point is 01:13:10 Luckily the police when they did show up came they were very nice, but they mentioned how Undermanned they are and That's a problem That's a problem. We'll get over this. It's gonna get boarded up. My son's a little unnerved. My wife, I am. We're all unnerved. But this is a problem. This is a real problem. So I'm gonna get into more depth on this, but goddamn. Well, let's let's examine your social culture history and things you've advocated for and the things you voted for and the things you supported over the last 10 years.
Starting point is 01:13:50 It's interesting how people, by the way, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he's Alex Jones Jr. I don't know, but I... The glasses definitely aren't. I would assume that this is a left leaning human being. Maybe I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, I apologize. But the first thing I think when these things happen,
Starting point is 01:14:11 especially in California is well, what have you been advocating for? And what have you been voting for and who have, whose side have you been standing? And it's weird because it's like these people advocate and post and vote in a way that they don't think that the repercussions of those things are ever going to come to them. And if you would for a second consider that you are just like everybody else because what happens is these people believe that they are elite,
Starting point is 01:14:39 they believe they are voting for all of these people below them right and they can't fathom the idea that the repercussions of their political positions and their societal arguments are Somehow some way going to end up at their doorstep They cannot comprehend that and when it happens their mood and their position changes drastically and if people would just come to the understanding that your vote and your advocacy and your words and the things you post on social Affect you We wouldn't have a society of these kind of things happening because everyone would say well
Starting point is 01:15:21 That's not a good idea because that could happen to me This is not a good idea because I could be out to dinner and you know I could get carjacked or this is not a good idea But instead what they've advocated for is things like hey don't wear your jewelry in public, right? We live in a country where you can't even enjoy The things that you enjoy without someone else wanting to take them off of your fucking wrist and neck in public that should be a problem To everybody now, but fuck the police right? Let's do yeah, let's define the police. Yeah, like dude We're really slim down the department. They don't have no more resources, dude
Starting point is 01:15:58 It's well, I didn't know that's what you can't fix. You can't fix ego problems. This is, that's what this is. This is an ego elitist problem. Okay. If you think that you are not going to be affected by certain things that you vote on and you want to vote on them because it makes you feel better, what you're saying is I'm above all that. So I'm going to vote for this. So you are a classist without realizing it. You are an elitist without realizing it and then these same people try to say fuck the system even though the system is the government and all of the dark money and all of the big corporations and all of the things that
Starting point is 01:16:38 Actually, they claim to be against and they can't even comprehend that they're rooting for it too busy getting fucked. It's insane It's insane, bro It's crazy. It's total delusion and and you know what? Maybe this guy is not one of those guys, but this is what that reminds me of I mean it's happened time and time again Yeah, yeah guys jump on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think That being said let's quickly get to our third and final headline and we're no hurry, bro Okay, we're no hurry. All right, you know my buddy Vince He fucking got car. He got caught outside his home. There was a big deal
Starting point is 01:17:15 He lives in California and Two dudes like followed him home and then they they he's a wealthy guy he's got a nice home and you know a little wall around his home and shit and they jumped over the the fence and now Vince is Vince is a real American like he carries a gun no matter what the law is and these guys came in and started shooting at him and he fucking had his gun, which you know is not Socially acceptable in California shot him back hit one of the guys
Starting point is 01:17:50 The police came to him took his fucking gun and and I believe they tried to charge him He ended up on fox news and they dropped the charges. But the point is is like We live in a world where you can't stand up for yourself Otherwise you get prosecuted. We have to ask, well, how do we end up there? And why is it that way? Well, we ended up there because USAID sent $260 million to George Soros, who then implanted these prosecuting attorneys who sympathize with the criminals. And why do they sympathize with the criminals? Because they want society to crumble. They
Starting point is 01:18:25 do not want you to have all the things the American dream has promised you. They want crime. They want disorder. They want confused people. And people can't connect the dots and haven't been able to connect the dots that every time you fall for one of these social narratives, all the money that's donated goes to these people. It's, dude, it's getting old. It is, imagine, imagine, so imagine you go your life, you live your life, right? You know, you're trying to make a good living.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Half of that money gets taxed, right? But then, you know, you want to reward yourself for the fruits of your labor, and you go, you want to get a nice car, maybe, you you know but then they create the environment on the back end so unbearable and so hard to fucking even enjoy that you're fucked either way it goes. Yeah well why do they do that? Why would they want to discourage that? Why would the powers that be want to discourage people from showing their success, which by the way, this is a whole Psyop.
Starting point is 01:19:30 It used to be in America that success was celebrated. When I was growing up, success was celebrated. If you won and you built a big company, people were like, bro, be like that guy. That guy did this. Now he does this. You could do it too. That was the fucking message. All right. That has been intentionally degraded and removed from society to shame people into feeling bad or embarrassed or ashamed of their accomplishments. Why? Why? Why would they do that? There's only one reason why.
Starting point is 01:20:08 They want you to never show your winning so that the younger generations will never understand what winning looks like, feels like, and that it's possible for them too. And by squelching the motivation for success by shaming the people that actually have it you create a scenario where the younger Generations think that it's not possible and so they never try ultimately making them easier to control for their entire lives That's what we have going on the villainization of success the entire Movement as a Psyop to control people the entire movement as a Psyop to control people for the long term. And bro, that's something that people have to realize when we talk about personal excellence being the ultimate rebellion. Part of that is showing the fruits of your labor and showing the wins. Okay. And if you don't do it,
Starting point is 01:21:00 you're falling right into what they want you to do.% man. It's fucked up shit. It's fucked up shit, man We guys let's get to our third and final headline. We got headline number three you know we did a we did a Fry ranking a couple of seats. Yeah, as you go, and we left one off We left one off one fry. We left a fry company off And you know, I've been thinking about this more Are we gonna go back? We're not gonna go back. We don't have to go back. Who do we forget steak and shake, bro?
Starting point is 01:21:32 Oh, yes, they can shake steak shakes. All right They got some good fries and they just got got to be in the mood for them. You do have what do we have? ABCDF for the grades s yeah where would you put steak and shakes? I would put steak and shake in like I mean I give them a solid b I think a b2 I give them a solid b they're done right and they're not soggy Yeah, right like if you get them and they're crispy, they're fucking amazing cheese in there. Yeah You know what? I like dude. I like To put a lot of ketchup. I fucking hate ketchup on my well, I don't care what you like. I'm saying what I like
Starting point is 01:22:04 No, I get that but like I hate ketchup. Fuck that. It's because your brain don't work right. No, I actually How are you gonna be that big and not like ketchup bro? Well, I have a story about it actually. What do you put on your food? It's a very traumatic experience. See that's the problem You probably put mayonnaise or some high calorie shit on your shit. I like mayonnaise. I don't mix it with my fries I don't do it with the fries though. What do you use? For fries? Queso, bro. You're not good cheese. It all adds up. Yeah, I mean I fucking love cheese. Legitimately.
Starting point is 01:22:31 I love cheese. All right, here we go. But ketchup's out the question. Now you know why I'm ripped and. It ain't ketchup. It ain't ketchup, motherfucker. It ain't fucking ketchup. Ketchup's my secret weapon.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Is that what it is? Anyway, back to the story. Tex-Allez. I like a lot of ketchup Yeah, all right, and it's not because I use it all But what I like is like when the little bitty fries kind of get mixed in with the ketchup And you can't get them out with your hands and you got to use a fork and you kind of drip bro That's the best fries
Starting point is 01:22:57 What it's nasty man? Fucker ketchup is peasant shit, and I'm actually disappointed, bro. I put ketchup in my fucking steak. You're a monster. I'm gonna throw a chute. I don't really do that. At home, I do it. That's nasty, bro. No, it ain't.
Starting point is 01:23:14 It's fucking nasty. I don't actually do that. I believe no. Did you see me do it the other night? Well, no, because you rely on me for your food when we're in the restaurant. No, I didn't rely on you. We just like the same shit.
Starting point is 01:23:24 We ordered the same shit, yeah. You know, so we got that peppercorn. That shit was good. This shit's good. Hey, I never had a meal with DJ that I didn't like. That's a fucking fact. I also have never been to a restaurant with DJ where he didn't try to order a grape margarita.
Starting point is 01:23:44 It is what it is, man. Every single time we go to a restaurant, this motherfucker tries to tell the waitress every single time that I like grape margarita. He says, what kind of margaritas do you have? And she'll go through the whole list. And he'll be like, you got watermelon? And she'll be like, no, we don't have, you know, no watermelon margarita.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Really? We don't know. We don't have that. You got grape. Yep. And then they'll get it. And then they start laughing. They just walk off most of the time. Yeah. I have to tell them. I'm like, hey, he's a little racist. My friend. Yeah. How's that? That's not racist. No, no, it's fine. I'm inherently it's fine. It's not racist. It's not. That's a stereotype. Stereotypes are based in truth. It's true. So it's fine. It's not racist. It's not it's a stereotype stereotypes are based in truth. It's true. It's just true. Yeah but yeah, we left steak and shake off the list and I think one they need to be on the list definitely in the B category
Starting point is 01:24:34 But they they may they may be getting a bump. We got to go We got to go find a steak and shake and try it out because apparently Steak and shake says they have RFK'd their fries, and they're opting for a healthier cooking method. They're using beef tallow now. Yeah, I don't know, is that good? I don't know, I don't know. Apparently McDonald's used to use beef tallow
Starting point is 01:24:56 to fry their fries. Now they just use, apparently crack cocaine. Yeah. I mean, dude, how can all these food companies legitimately, how can it be straight additives in there? Yes. That are addicting. How is that okay? Yeah. Fuck dude. We should put shit in supplements bro. Yeah. Fuck a rip. Yeah. Yeah. I'm loving it. I wonder why you got crack cocaine in the. I bet you do love it. Yeah Yeah, apparently yeah, so they're switching
Starting point is 01:25:29 They're going they're not switching because they never use beef tallow, but they're going they're gonna be using beef tallow So we got to put that on the list to go try it I saw a steak and shake that was still open here. I thought they all closed only one. I thought no there's three There's three. I've got that. I got the the lowdown So there's one out highway 30 on the way To like Chuck's boots out there by the go by the farm Okay on the right that one's still open the one at Kirkwood's still open and then I think there's another one still open Huh, but that one in the Bluffs turned into Freddy's or some shit. He's just good. Yeah, everybody seems to like it I never had a ready slaps
Starting point is 01:26:03 What is Arnold Arnold is it still open, dude? All right, well that's the other one then. Okay, so that's four. Dude, I remember when they were all closing down and they had these buildings. There's seven? Where are the other ones? There's seven open ones?
Starting point is 01:26:16 I can't say they're all addresses. I don't know the neighborhood. Is there one on the moon? Next to your 7-Eleven? Yeah, next to 7-Eleven. Take the shake and then go take the slurp. Zeeshan's building a whole town on the moon. If there's one on Martin Luther King Jr. Drive, we ain't going there.
Starting point is 01:26:28 I did try that. I did try the fries on March 1st when they said they'll be nationwide. It did taste a little better. Really? Or is it like how so? Like less chemical-y? Or was it just like a placebo? Could be. I would have to like go again and see it, but it did taste good. Well, you love food. You're a food guy.
Starting point is 01:26:49 I can eat until I die. Yeah, this motherfucker goes to India every year, comes back 20 pounds bigger. No, they're good. I think- Is that just eating mom and dad's cooking, bro? When you're over there, you guys- Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Yeah. My mother is just phenomenal. Yeah. Apparently- Oh yeah, for sure. this last time you came back though You didn't put on too much because I did 75 horn in all mental discipline. Yeah, that's true That's true. My man. My man's a machine over here. Nice. Yeah How's that a 7-eleven doing good? Apparently you just had some customers up there
Starting point is 01:27:24 But yeah, so I mean they're there, you mean, like I said, we gotta go try. But that's just the intro to 3. Hey, have any of you guys that are listening tried these beef tallows yet? If so, I wanna hear about it, because I haven't tried it yet. I wanna go try it. We gotta go try it. I'm on 75 hard, bro. I'm saying, I'm like, you know.
Starting point is 01:27:42 That's why you said like... You looking good? Yeah. It doesn't take long. It takes about a good week for me to start getting it back in line I mean I I get it. Um, I would say it did leave a little bit of aftertaste really Yeah, that you would not find with regular fries. It's like a film like a mouthfeel. Yes. Yes So so that's how I figured out it was beef tallow. Well, it's fat was different. It was yeah, it was fatty Yeah, but it tasted good. Hmm Well When we can you look like you're over there fucking right? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. My man's hungry
Starting point is 01:28:23 I'm just looking at this fucking picture. All right. Let's let's move on. They're golden. They look good. Yeah Fresh fries are my kryptonite, bro. They go with everything. They fucking go with everything You can do so many things. You could eat it with Chinese food. You could eat it with sushi You can eat with pizza like dude Yeah, that's real diversity right there. Yeah, that's right, bro fries go with everything. Hmm everything There's not a tell me something. They don't go with ice cream They go at ice cream comes after Fries go with everything, everything. There's not a, tell me something they don't go with. Ice cream. They go, ice cream comes after. Bro, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:28:51 You dip your fucking fries in the motherfucking ice cream. Like the Frosties and shit, see? It goes with everything. You can't prove me wrong. I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to. But yeah, I mean, that's cool. When I become a food critic and you wanna get a top rating
Starting point is 01:29:05 Just serve fries with whatever comes That's how you do. Here we go. Mr. Fersella. We brought you some complimentary french fries. There we go. Fucking six stars. Yeah, there we go I like it But I mean this was interesting. I said, I mean, you know, okay, you know, he's in office I mean, have you ever had a bad french fry? I've never had a bad one No a bad french like a real like one you were like that bad french fry? I've never had a bad one, no. A bad french fry, like a real, like one you were like, that was cooked properly.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Like I've had some soggy ones and shit, but I'm saying like, have you ever had a french fry that did not like? Yeah, and you were like, it was done right, and you were like, oh, this was not good. Oh shit, DJ's been working out for an extra week now. Oh Shit DJs we work it out for an extra week now I
Starting point is 01:29:55 Haven't either bro. Yeah, I've never had a french fry that I didn't like yeah, so like ranking them is sort of like you know, yeah, what I Really can't think of a time. I ate a french fry. I didn't like it. That's right, I concur. Yeah, really? Yes. Bro, if you had to eat only one food your whole life, what would it be? Potato. Me too, you can make it so many different ways.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Mashed potatoes. Funny thing, the place where I come from in India, there has to be one meal in the day that is potato. It's like the labor food or whatever it is, it has to be potatoes. What happens if it's not? You die? We have withdrawals.
Starting point is 01:30:26 You go to India jail? Yeah, straight to jail. Yeah, straight to jail. You can do so much with potatoes. Dude, I agree. You can make potato pancakes. You can make diced potatoes. You got french fries.
Starting point is 01:30:37 You got fucking baked potatoes of all different kinds. I mean, you got tater tots. Bro. Bro, baked tater tots? What else do you got? You got all kinds of shit? I don't like the got mashed potatoes mashed potatoes sweet potatoes. I like sweet potato french fries. That's that's not a potato That's different. That's a fucking potato. No potato is a potato. That's why they call it a sweet potato Yeah, it's all about regular potatoes
Starting point is 01:30:59 It's a little regular potatoes superior fucking sweet potato sweet potato fries are for people that like guacamole toast at $40 a piece Well, have you had sweet potato fries? I have had them. They're okay fucking as good as regular fries. No, yeah I'll take a piece of avocado toast for $40, please But this period on my post it on Instagram Is made so much made food so much more expensive Because people are willing to pay like ridiculous amounts for whatever's in just dumb shit Don't you remember like three years ago four years ago when avocado toast was like a fucking like it became like a the thing Yeah, yeah, I like avocado toast. I bet you do. It's good. Yeah, pull a salmon on there
Starting point is 01:31:39 Like raw salmon likes to see me What else can potatoes be Wedges, you know who's got good potato wedges Hucks you're into a Hucks or fucking Casey's sounds like I'm not allowed there Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of It's kind of out there. You might have to go with me. You don't go to places That are named after the first name of somebody just don't do it. Yeah No, I love fucking potatoes. There are several curry dishes that we make with potatoes.
Starting point is 01:32:08 Several of those. Several? Yeah, so you haven't. I don't think I've ever had a curry dish. What is it? Probably don't want one. It's just spice, it's not hot, it's not spicy, it's just spice.
Starting point is 01:32:19 I'll show you a video of it being made. Nah, it's all right. No, no, those are like some bad stuff. Okay, let's get to what we're getting at. What about the french fries? Is this it? I don't wanna see no nasty shit. What?
Starting point is 01:32:33 No, it's not nasty. You've seen the videos, like the street vendors, they just throw all the shit in the fucking. I don't care. Yeah. Bro, I eat street tacos, bro. Like when we were in Austin and we fucking, I look at like the taco place
Starting point is 01:32:45 I look at like the I look at like the worst-looking place. I was usually the best shit. Yeah, no shit I don't think that's the same in India though. I Don't think that applies Anyway, what are we talking about? Okay. Okay. He's in the story. Okay, because they're you know modeling trying to model this new healthy America But there's interesting things going on. I've case actually getting some heat right now a longtime skeptic RFK jr. Urges people to get vaccinated for measles mid deadly outbreak in Texas So he's making you know
Starting point is 01:33:21 Dude, this was listen our RFK is Has never been anti vaccine. Correct. Okay. Because you oppose certain medications that are not vaccines, they changed the definition of vaccine. A vaccine used to mean they give you a shot and whatever they gave you the shot for never happens to you.
Starting point is 01:33:46 Okay, and they changed it so that they could get around the accountability aspect. And the liability of it. Yes. Correct. So, vaccines, bylaw, you cannot sue medical companies for vaccination, because that's what everybody thinks too. They're like, oh, I'm gonna sue them. No, you're not. We try to tell you this too. Yeah,'s what everybody thinks too. They're like, Oh, I'm going to sue them. No, no, you're not.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Yeah. We try to tell you this too. Yeah. You can't do it. So they switched definitions. So I get away from accountability a number of years ago. RFK has never been anti-vax. He's anti-COVID vax.
Starting point is 01:34:18 And I believe that he's anti, uh, giving infants 4,000 vaccinations the day they're fucking born. Right. Which has shown up in the autism rates of this country for 20 years and people still defend it. Still defend it. Well, that's where, so most of the heat he's actually getting is from people on the right
Starting point is 01:34:42 because of that reason. I mean, the measles vaccine is one of those things. And now he's- But hasn't it been around for like 100 years, 50 years? Yes and no, they've changed it, right? And I got some data here to bring up. I think the first thing that we have to adjust is that, he's on a very, very pro-measles vaccine.
Starting point is 01:35:01 And it's concerning to me for like like for sure personally You know, but I wanted to bring some numbers in just to make people, you know Well informed about what the reality of the situation is because this measles talk has been going around for a couple of weeks now And everybody's freaking out. Okay, so as of I believe these numbers was February 27th. So just a few days ago Okay, there's a hundred and sixty four cases right now in the United States We go one year ago 285 okay, so you could argue. Okay, we're a month in you know month, you know three months in the year. Okay Maybe concerning maybe
Starting point is 01:35:39 But it's interesting but I mean it's nothing really crazy Crazily different same shit. They're doing with the plane crashes do right there was more places to this point in 2024 and there are in 2025 exactly exactly, you know I'm saying so I mean it's interesting like why are we being so fucking crazy? And then you even go out a little bit more You know Let's go back from 1985 to present bro like 1990 they had 27,000 cases so I mean is this really a fucking outbreak
Starting point is 01:36:10 You know I'm sorry. What are we what are we rattling up and like it may it scares me bro because it's like You know this is not new data like this is straight from the fucking CDC's website here Did he make like a big press conference on this or was he just passing through and someone said hey? What do you think of this? No, it's trying to he's trying to talk about it heavily now. Hmm And so I mean it is to me it's concerned bro. It seems like there's a lot of weird shit going on That's what I'm saying man like dude. I gotta be real man like as much as optimistic I was about this changing dude. I don't it feels the same. No, it doesn't even feel the same
Starting point is 01:36:44 it feels like we got completely fucking lied to and that these people made big promises and we're ending up with the same old shit and It's very frustrating yeah, you know like sending billions of dollars to anybody is not America first, okay to anybody is not America first. Okay. Saying you're going to release this and then finding all different kinds of reasons as to why not release it. That's not America first, bro. No, you know Trump you came in here saying we were going to get all this shit And you have people who aren't doing what they said they were going to do and I don't know I don't believe that's coming from Trump. I believe that's coming from pressure from other places.
Starting point is 01:37:27 Maybe it is coming from Trump. I don't know, dude. I mean, look, I don't think he's fucking stupid. I think he knows exactly what he's doing. But I wish, I don't know, I just don't feel good about it right now. I don't feel good about it right now. I don't feel good about it right now. Dude. I don't feel good about it right now. I don't, I don't feel good about it.
Starting point is 01:37:45 I feel like... Oh. I mean, look, I said I'm wait and see. Yeah. 90 days, it ain't been 90 days. Hasn't been 90 days yet. You know, I just, I don't like the fact that we're making this big push.
Starting point is 01:38:05 I really don't like this fucking big thing in Ukraine and then send the money to Israel. I don't like that we talk about abolishing income tax and how many of you guys are still gonna have to pay tax coming up here? I don't like the fact, I don't like a lot of this. I don't think the fact I don't like a lot of this. I don't I don't think we're moving anywhere towards in a meaningful way
Starting point is 01:38:30 What this country was legitimately founded upon I feel like we're I feel like we're just Switching to the other side for a minute, which is what's been going on for the last fucking 50 years Yeah, and I just thought this was gonna be different and maybe it will be and maybe I'm wrong and maybe, you know, like I said, maybe there's things we don't know. Maybe there's reasons we don't know. You know how I look at this
Starting point is 01:38:56 and what kind of bothers me about this whole situation is I'm starting to see the same things that we were seeing his first term in the sense of he, and this is my personal belief. I believe that Trump is just like that in the first term, he's surrounded with some people that are not giving him the true data and the true temperature of the people. Right. And a prime example of this is like the Epstein shit. Trump hasn't said anything on it. And when all these release dates came and gone,
Starting point is 01:39:25 nobody said shit. Bro, these fucking influencers that they use and they keep in their little fucking circle, bro, they got fucking hammered on this. I think those people are discredited forever. They got hammered, right? And I don't think Trump is seeing, I don't think they're even letting him see that shit.
Starting point is 01:39:42 Well, Trump gets hammered every day, it makes no difference. No, what I'm saying is the people's rebellion like in fresh. No, I yes, I agree I think he's not getting the proper temperature. What his movement is that can't be, you know, there was a I saw they did in the first term Yeah, true. I saw I saw a tweet a Pro Israel influencer made a tweet and said there's something going on on Twitter influencer made a tweet and said there's something going on on Twitter you know pro-israel influencers aren't getting nearly the traffic or likes or shares
Starting point is 01:40:11 or comments that they were before and he was basically insinuating that there's some sort of bigger play and like no dude people are done with the fucking bullshit your shit yeah they don't wanna hear that. We don't want people in our country who are more loyal to another country. That's why people should move to another country if that's their country of loyalty. If you're loyal to Ukraine, move to Ukraine.
Starting point is 01:40:37 If you're loyal to Israel, move to Israel. That is why these places exist. But we, as Americans as a whole are tired of every other country getting funded off the backs of our labor. Every other country being liberated off the lives of our children. We're tired of it. We're fucking tired of it. And the average American person, man, woman, they're tired of it. We're fucking tired of it and the average American person man woman. They're tired of it, too and
Starting point is 01:41:07 This shit that they're doing It's gonna piss people the fuck off. Yeah, I think it already is I know it definitely is there's a lot of people who fought for Trump to be in office who are now saying like this is This is kind of bullshit, bro And that's the thing and if you're not reading the room But if they're not even letting you read the room, then that's the only grace that I'm willing to give them, because again, we know how his circle is, bro.
Starting point is 01:41:30 You know what I'm saying? And it's like, that's a dangerous place to be at, both for him and more importantly for the country, man. I don't like it. I do not like it. And when I saw what they were, bro, they were deleting comments of people calling them out on that bullshit.
Starting point is 01:41:44 They're deleting comments. Yeah, the influencers? Yeah. I don't think those influencers that did that, I think they did a massive, massive damage to their credibility. Because like, dude, if you wanted to see who was on the payroll and who was getting influence or who's getting the perks to say, look, man, a fair and free press does not mean that they're going to agree with you all the time. Right. But it also means they're going to agree with you all the time.
Starting point is 01:42:05 Right. But it also means they're not going to attack you all the time. Right. Okay. And that right now, you know, when they get up there and they say, oh, fair and free press, and then they only choose influencers who are very, very, very much so pro Trump, that's not fair and free. Okay.
Starting point is 01:42:24 Fair and free is somebody like us. Okay, we will talk both sides of the topic. I still gonna lean towards Trump much more than these guys and I still like Donald Trump, I like him. I want him to win, I want him to succeed and really every American citizen should want him to win. Why the fuck would you want the- Left or right?
Starting point is 01:42:42 Why would you want the motherfucker driving the boat to be bad at it when you're in the boat? Right doesn't make any sense. So it's not a like or dislike. It's the honest evaluation of what's actually going on That is what press is that is what the media is supposed to do It's you know, it's not supposed to advocate for one side 100% of the time or the other side for 100% of the time. It's fair. Fair means sometimes we're going to praise.
Starting point is 01:43:10 Sometimes we're going to criticize. That's fair. And if they really wanted people to build trust in them, they missed a tremendous opportunity because they decided to give it to people who propagate for their cause versus people who are openly fair in their assessments, or at least try to be fair in their assessments. I mean, everybody has bias, everybody has things that they are gonna affect their positioning.
Starting point is 01:43:33 I have that as well, everybody has that. You can't, nobody is not biased, okay, because we all have different life experiences. And I personally have the experience of knowing exactly what America can create for you if you're willing to give it what it needs and I believe that tons of other people would have that same journey if our If we weren't oppressed financially the way that we are
Starting point is 01:43:58 That's why I argue for it so much because I want you and your children to have a better life I want you to have an easier time doing the things that you want to do than I had doing the things that I've been doing. And if I, I could tell you for a fact, if I was paying 50% less taxes, I'd employ a hundred percent more of the people and my company would be tremendously bigger and doing way more good, uh, than some of these big ass companies that have monopolized the market. You know, it's not about, you know, and that's another interesting thing. People say, well, you know, we got to pay taxes to keep the greed in check.
Starting point is 01:44:37 Well, that doesn't really make sense because that fails on itself. Hold on. Think about this. So you as a socialist communist person say that these people have to be taxed more because they're greedy and they'll keep all the money from the economy. That's their argument. Well, if they were really greedy like you said they are, what they would actually do is they would grow their company to the maximum size because they would make more money. They wouldn't just keep the money that they're being taxed on now. If, if I didn't have to pay tax in my company and personal tax, that money would be reinvested into my company to grow bigger. And every single really greedy and you want to more, right? Well,
Starting point is 01:45:14 I mean, like, dude, I'm an entrepreneur, I grow, grow and build shit. But like that is what creates the local economy. And we forget all these things and we don't understand these things. And so we stand in line fighting against things and justifying them for the exact opposite reasons of why they happen. So like that argument of, or we're going to talk to this dude and pay his share and this motherfucker, those people pay more in a year than you're going to pay in your entire life. Real talk. And second of all, um, if they were really greedy, dude, they'd be reinvesting the money because ultimately that would make them more money So like let's decide what you think it is Because it can't be both. No, so anyway
Starting point is 01:45:58 Fuck I don't know. Yeah, we'll see we got we got two more months Yeah, I mean look dude, I'm I Feel better about where we are now than where we were with Biden and all this fucking debauchery ridiculous shit going on. Yeah Feel a lot better. Yeah, okay, but there's some things happening that I just don't think that should be happening right now Yeah guys things happening that I just don't think that should be happening right now. Yeah. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know where you would like to know. I honestly would like to know where our community stands in terms of, you know, satisfaction. Well, don't just like, are you guys okay with your tax dollars being sent
Starting point is 01:46:45 with your tax dollars being sent to all these people all over the world when you're having to struggle to build your own success here. Do you feel like that's fair to you? Is that fair to your family? Right. Is it fair that we're the only people in the world that work basically our whole lives and take half of our income and it gets sent
Starting point is 01:47:02 all over the world, the subsidized people who, for whatever reason, can't take care of themselves? The reason they can't take half of our income and get sent all over the world to subsidize people who you know for whatever reason can't take care of themselves the reason they can't take care of themselves because we've always been taking care of them let him fucking figure it out it's real man not as no down in the comments guys that being said let's get to our final segment of the show now usually we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck but it's been demanded. People like that tier list ranking. The french fry?
Starting point is 01:47:28 French fry tier list. So, you know, we don't have french fries today. Instead, let's do some pizza rankings. Oh man. This should be, now listen, I know we pissed a lot of people off with the french fry ranking. We ain't gonna stop there.
Starting point is 01:47:42 So, don't you worry, I got you. We got more. We got more. So yeah, we got the list here, let's bring the list back up, all right? So. Now you know how I know you're a peasant, bro? Oh.
Starting point is 01:47:57 Because of the pizza places you picked to put on this fucking list. Well, so listen, I went with, we went, Medat and I discussed this. He's gonna say, I got the text messages, nigga. Listen, I would make this I went with you know we went I'm a dot and I discussed this He's gonna say I got the text messages nigga listen I would make this real easy for you they all go to the fucking bottom except emails well Let's talk about it. I mean I think I think this is worth conversation. Let's talk. It's worth I think emails for sure. It's a superior pizza. Well listen go ahead. We'll let you do
Starting point is 01:48:21 Yeah, we'll just go we'll go down. You know right right down the list You know, but I went with you know these are you pretty for the most part that we get them anywhere. Yeah, they're universal. Okay I mean and almost everybody knows about emails pizza roughly, you know celebrities come here and shit. They always try it So I think emos It's safe to say that's a superior pizza. Yeah. Okay, we agree We yeah, we both now everybody who comes here from out of town is gonna be like, oh, it's fucking trash, because that's the trendy thing to say, but when you go to their house on a Saturday morning,
Starting point is 01:48:52 what kind of fucking pizza box do they have? Exactly, every time. It's always this nonsense talking shit about literally the most amazing pizza ever made. Prevelle, cheese. Actually, it's a tie. There's a three-way tie for incredible pizzas, Uh-huh. They all come from st. Louis Okay, and they're not all three on this list only one is on the list
Starting point is 01:49:11 Well, I don't want to do a single specific one, but I'm not gonna I'm like both of these brands Uh-huh are going to be available nationwide who Katie's pizza deserves superior. He's up there Okay, Katie's pizza is a superior pizza. There's no doubt. Everybody agree? Yeah, there's no doubt about that. Have you, have you ever tried their take home pizza? The grocery store pizza?
Starting point is 01:49:31 You know the frozen, oh brother. It's fucking amazing. Okay. And they just got to deal with Walmart. They're going to be everywhere. So wherever you live, the next time you go in your store, look for Katie's Pizza and know that that's from St. Louis. It comes from amazing people here in St.
Starting point is 01:49:45 Louis, and it's definitely superior pizza. And that's not an ad. It's not. That's just as good. You could sponsor me though, Katie. And the other one, the other one is Anthony knows Anthony knows Anthony knows on the Hill for now. Now, I think they're doing at home now. They're just getting it going. OK, but if you want a fucking
Starting point is 01:50:07 gourmet Ridiculous pizza Anthony knows has it bro, and that's not an ad either. It was just my people So those all go at the top. Okay. Now we I mean do we say we got good pizza here? We do I mean fuck there's there's thousands we can name We do but everybody from the East Coast because they you know they all got big old fucking yappers. Yeah, you know they talk they come here and they yappy Happy at people from st. Louis are a little more quiet. Yeah, we're reserved. Yeah They come here Yeah, and we're just like yeah, whatever bro then leave yeah, right Yeah, all right Casey's Casey's pizza's Pizza. So this is gas station pizza.
Starting point is 01:50:47 It is. Everybody knows Casey's. Okay, I will say Casey's is gas station pizza, but it's better than all those other pizzas. It's pretty fucking good. Yeah. It's all right. You gotta call in and order it.
Starting point is 01:50:57 They'll make it for you. It's pretty good, dude. C. No, I give it a B. I give it a B. Okay, all right. Avery's feeling a little generous today. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Okay. All right. Domino's. Where's Domino's going? Domino's has made massive improvements to their pizza. Their garlic buttery crust. It used to be total garbage. Okay. It used to be the Little Caesars. But now it's become, I say, respectable delivery pizza if you're like drunk.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Right? So like Domino's is a drunk pizza. Yeah, yeah. But it's fucking great when you're drunk, dude. It is good shit, hot or cold. And by the way, they're usually open. Now you call those guys late, they will bring you some pizzas.
Starting point is 01:51:39 So I give them some points for that too. Domino's is good. I would say Domino's is a. It's is good. I would say Domino's is a is a is a it's a B Man I think it's a C. It's not as good as Casey's. Oh See, I think it's better than Casey's, but I would switch Casey's and Domino's bro. Really? Yeah. Well, it's a good thing You're not running the show I work at the PowerPoint. Domino's there in the sea
Starting point is 01:52:05 You know just like I told you to. All right. Now, now this is a classic. This is a classic. So Tino's pizza rolls. Those are fucking D bro. That's that's that. That is my childhood bro.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Tino's pizza. Yes, I understand that. It's all we had. I know you're emotionally attached to pizza rolls and I know there's a lot of people bro They are but I mean that's a fucking that's a that's a C. Give me you gotta go to see that's a C, bro You bake the motherfuckers bro for like 15 minutes if that's a C Then Domino's is a B. Okay, I'll give you that. All right. I'll let you have a move. Okay all right, but but for me for me, totino's is disgusting.
Starting point is 01:52:49 Totino's pizza rolls. I just realized. First of all, dude, when have you ever ate one? When has anybody in the history of fucking pizza rolls ever ate a pizza roll and not had it burn their fucking mouth? Yeah! Like it's an unedible food. That's the best part.
Starting point is 01:53:04 Yeah, or inedible, whatever. I'm not a phonetic genius, a DJ. I just realized that I thought it was toast-tinos. There's not a S in there. You call it toastinos your whole life? Yeah, bro, what's that? No, it's like the fucking Bernstein Bears, bro. I just had a moment.
Starting point is 01:53:19 I could've swore it was an S in there. I could've swore it was an S in there. Pistarolls. I don't like them, bro. They're not my thing. Really, fuck. I used to eat a lot of those too when I was younger. It's not my thing, bro.
Starting point is 01:53:31 It's the struggle, I get it. I don't like it. All right, di giorno, not delivery. Di giorno for, real talk, di giorno for a fucking at-home pizza can be pretty decent. They're pretty decent, bro. I like the cheese stuff crust.
Starting point is 01:53:44 I'd put that in the C category. OK. It's not nearly on the level of Katie's or Anthony No's. For sure. By the way, just so you know, Katie's and Anthony No's, you see that shit in your store, you take that home, that's like a nice night, bro. You don't fucking, like, you don't,
Starting point is 01:54:00 that's like a, I'm going to have a date. Nice little date night. We're going to have some, you might have a whiskey me myself I might have a wine. Yeah, you know, it's your own candles going like that's a pizza. That's like a good pizza, bro It's a pie. Yes. Yeah, so that's my palate I have elevated my palate has gotten more refined. Did I elevate your palate Andy? Yeah for sure I don't know where you learned all that stuff. But like you definitely know pretty good stuff he's a fancy guy oh did it yep well I didn't mean it in that way I did see I'm not against gay people like you guys
Starting point is 01:54:39 are you bunch of homophones you're fucking bigots over here I'm just trying to be I'm just trying to be honest. I go to dinner with DJ. He knows some fancy shit that I didn't know about. I'm a white trash eater, bro. I still like taquitos a quick trip. I feel you, bro. I feel you. I'm just happy I could satisfy those taste buds.
Starting point is 01:54:56 Bro, we started getting these steaks one time from like, all my buddies send me these steaks. I can't remember what the company's called up in New York. I think it's DeBragas or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You had one of those, didn't you? I've had one, yeah.'s called up in New York. I think it's DeBragas or something. Oh yeah, yeah. You had one of those didn't you? I've had one, yeah. Fuck, they're so good.
Starting point is 01:55:08 They're some good meat. Bro, we started getting them, and we had to stop getting them because it made all the other steaks taste like shit. Yeah. You know, that's what fucking Katie's and Emo's and Anthony's done for me with pizza. More pizza, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:21 That's very few places I've had good pizza outside of St. Louis, for sure. Bro, you go to Chicago, it's all fucking sauce, dude. It's that deep dish shit. That, there's very few places. I've had good pizza outside of st. Louis for sure, bro You go to Chicago. It's all fucking sauce dude. It's that deep dish shit. That shit is overrated guys. I'm sorry It is it's overrated. Like what do they you go in there and it's this fucking thick You got fucking heartburn for three fucking days like it's not it's overrated New York pizza pretty good But my complaint about New York style pizza is that it's usually like a kind of soggy. Like I wish they would cook it just like
Starting point is 01:55:48 five more minutes bro and it'd be perfect. Little nice crust. Yeah. Little Caesar's, that's deep. I mean we all know where Little Caesar's go. You go to Little Caesar's when you're fucking looking in the couch for quarters and shit. Yeah, it's real.
Starting point is 01:56:01 That's a fact. Five dollars, I got it. We all been fact. $5, I got it. We all been there. All right, there was a time in all of our lives where Little Caesars was the deal because it was all we could get. It's like taking home the really ugly girl at the bar. You gotta eat, you're good.
Starting point is 01:56:19 You know what? You know, but shit man, that was a grenade, bro. Yeah, you know, I wouldn't know, but I assume that's like that. So was a grenade, bro. Yeah, you know I wouldn't know but I Assume that's like that Yeah, so I've heard yeah Pizza Hut That belongs next to the ominous. I would agree. I like pizza pizza has good pizza
Starting point is 01:56:42 All right now last but certainly not least Papa John's Papa John's goes to fucking There's not enough levels down. Papa John's. Andy, this sounds personal, bro. It is personal. It's fucking very personal. I thought they got good pizza. I used to think so too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:00 Fuck Papa John's. We don't even allow Papa John's to be delivered in our businesses. Like if you order Papa John's. We don't even allow Papa John's to be delivered in our businesses. Like if you order Papa John's in one of my companies and I fucking see it, I will fire you. That's how much I hate Papa John's. Bro, but the pepper and the little fucking
Starting point is 01:57:13 garlic butter sauce. It's not about the food. It's about how I was treated at Papa John's one time. It's principle. One time, when I was about 20 years old, okay, I was living in years old, okay, I was living in Springfield, Missouri, and it snowed like two feet, legit two feet, and everything was closed, but Papa John's was open.
Starting point is 01:57:36 So I ordered the pizza and I was driving, I had an Isuzu rodeo. You probably don't even remember what the fuck that was. I think I know that it is yeah So I drove that motherfucker. It took me like an hour to get up to Papa John's mm-hmm and I go in there and I had a credit card and I go up there to get my pizza and the dudes like We're not taking credit card now cash only and I'm like we what are you talking about like cash only like I don't you didn't tell me that on the phone before I drew up here
Starting point is 01:58:07 for a fucking hour so he goes well our credits card receipt paper is our credit card machines out of paper we're out of paper so can't take credit card I said no you can still take credit card it'll batch out tonight charge will go through you know cuz I fucking own a business I know how to use a POS Yeah, yeah, I said so just charge me for the for the Amount and we'll be good No And I'm like what do you mean no, I just drove up here for fucking hour and he's like
Starting point is 01:58:41 Well, you could drive back home for a fucking hour. Oh, fuck. And so, like, that's what he said to me. And so I started getting upset, and I'm like, hey, this is fucking bullshit, bro. Like, you know, anyway, the guy ends up calling the cops. Oh, shit. Yeah, so it went back and forth. It took them an hour to get there? Well, I left before they got there,
Starting point is 01:59:00 because I knew it would take them a long time. So, so anyway, so I call the store back the next day and I'm like, hey, this is what happened, bro. And so this guy, the store owner calls me or somehow I got the store owner on the phone the next day and I said, hey, this is what happened. Well, he went to that guy and that guy told him that he told me that if I went across the street and got to the ATM, which I couldn't because it was fucking closed, that he would give me the pizza for the cash. And I said that he's fucking lying, dude. And so anyway, so they look up on the fucking cameras I
Starting point is 01:59:45 Was telling the truth they were lying and corporate Papa John's calls me like fucking four days later Yeah, and they actually offered me free pizza for life. No shit. I told the fuck off. Oh Andy. Yeah, so Man, that's it. The guy was a fuck. Don't hire fucking assholes. Let's go There's a go Papa John's Can suck a dick forever? Yeah, and if you eat it you can too So we'll just leave Papa John's at the bottom right Papa John's she be considered in this conversation I Fucking hate Papa John's it's good pizza Products all right. Yeah, you know, but know? But maybe they fixed things since then.
Starting point is 02:00:26 But it ain't my thing, bro. Ain't my thing. I don't appreciate that. No, listen, service is important. You know what? I told them, motherfuckers. I said, one day, everybody's gonna fucking know what you did.
Starting point is 02:00:42 That day is today. Oh, fuck fuck man. All right. I'm satisfied with this. See I'm going to get mine no matter what. Like you motherfuckers think you can fuck with me? Real talk. I will get back at you.
Starting point is 02:00:56 You do not understand. I never forget. I never forgive. Payback is coming. So you're better off apologizing now than letting me get to the part of the list where your name is on it. Bro, apologize bro, you're gonna have corporate, they're gonna have a fucking terrible sales day to day.
Starting point is 02:01:12 What the fuck happened? I don't appreciate it. Because dude, for me to get even any kind of resolution, I had to get all the way to the top. Didn't take that. Yeah and it wasn't like there was like five conversations that happened between that and the fucking people kept siding with this fucking clown. You know like he's straight up lying dude.
Starting point is 02:01:37 And so I ended up getting you know like I made enough noise to where I got a call from like somebody who could do something and I'm not interested at that point, you know, I just wanted you to know what the fuck you got going on there Yeah, right and like bro, I'm all about forgiveness when you make a genuine effort to forgive or or accountability or something but like cuz dude that that guy deserves some sort of punishment bro, like And then they try to fuck it buy you off free pizza forever No, I'm not eating your pizza ever again, bro. And not only am I not eating your pizza I'm not letting my people eat your pizza in my presence It's not happening. I love it. Yeah, I fucking mean it. I love it
Starting point is 02:02:16 I love so if you work in one of my companies because I don't see you all motherfuckers every day Just know I walk in you're eating Papa John's We're gonna have a problem. It's over. It's over. It's over It's oh your life is over It's over Well, I'm pretty satisfied with this list I like that we didn't put Papa John's on it and we won't even put it up there Yeah, in fact, I can't can you delete it? I wish
Starting point is 02:02:40 You can't delete it can't delete it. No, but it'll just stay right there All right, so it's not even in the game not even any on the field, bro And don't be calling me trying to fix this either, bro Don't be calling me trying to spot. They're gonna freak the fuck out. You guys give me here we go. Here we go Okay, give me a ten million dollar a year contract and free pizza for life. We can start negotiations. Okay. All right Papa John's you're on the clock, baby. Yeah, otherwise I'm gonna talk about you every show. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 02:03:12 All right, well that's in history right there, baby. Yeah. We got it settled, man. All right. Well, that's our piece of rankings. Hope to hear your guys' feedback. Doesn't really matter, but that's our take. That's true, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 02:03:26 I'm like. I learned my lesson from the fucking fry shit, man. People were mad about that. People got upset. But you know what? Sorry you don't know what good french fries are. Sorry your taste buds are shit. Yeah, well, it is what it is.
Starting point is 02:03:40 It is what the fuck it is, man. But guys. It is what the fuck it is. If you eat Papa John's your peasant Yep, real talk. Well guys Andy that is all I got me too All right, guys Don't be a hoe show the show fuck Papa John's Stole counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted, swole
Starting point is 02:04:07 Got her on bankroll, can't fold, doesn't know Head shot, case closed

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