REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss global leaders reacting to Trump's “Liberation Day”tariffs with disappointment, threats and calls for negotiation, Rep. Jasmine Crockett setting off social media after touting “being black” as qualification for public defender job, and women’s fencer Stephanie Turner refusing a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland.

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Don't be a hoe show the show. Alright, what's up, man? Hi, how's it going? Good? so You know, this is really F. I think so balls and strikes. Yes, call it how we see it. Mm-hmm We have been bamboozled. Oh really? We have been bamboozled. By what? And calling balls and strikes.

We have to address this. Okay. Okay. So yesterday we had a story we brought in about the dad down in Georgia right, mm-hmm, uh-huh and You know, oh so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems. I already know the end of this story, man I already know and we already know I Wasn't doing nothing. Right? Right? Wasn't even my pants.

You know, and AB put together that little GoFundMe, right? By the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it, it said 80 grand. Okay. 30,000 over the original goal. Chris Lewis. So. We gotta put some shame on Chris Lewis today. Shame on Chris. Well, so are we going with this? So a tweet came out and I did my back end verification

on this and there's still, you like to verify the back end. I do. Listen, it's important to verify the back end and make sure that the back ends right. You know what I'm saying? And like that's all this back there. Very, very important. the back end make sure that the back ends right you know I'm saying and like that's all that's back there Very very important the back end you know I'm saying make sure there's not nothing in the front there. You know You never know these days Ask but verify trust right there. That's right Could be one of them lady wieners Sneak up on you. Oh man, so I had to I had to verify the back end here

And you know listen still so innocent to proven guilty in the court of law, right? But apparently Augusta police Say the dad who left his three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all. Left his kids alone for an hour and a half. Mom got called to the restaurant too, wasn't happy. Full report has been sent to me. So this is a guy named Clay Travis who is alleging that he has a full report

that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office. I mean, it goes in depth. We ain't got to read it at all. It's three pages. But they, you know, I see something about delivering a backpack. Delivering a backpack of full of what?

To wear. I still have the backpack on them. Oh, now. And listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation, actually. Like, I mean, they went to the place where he said he was doing the interview. They contacted that person, checked the camera footage.

It was days before when the actual interview happened. But they concluded in this email here, based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr. Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended. Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendricks apartments on foot during that period. The distance between these two locations is approximately 0.4 miles. Given the

facts and timeline established through BWC footage, witness statements, and follow-up investigation, it was determined that a misdemeanor charge or deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court. This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge to determine if the children are receiving appropriate care full incident report to follow But I mean they they went they went all over I mean they went all over they went to the place I mean they got him on footage. He was not at a job interview I don't know what he was doing. It says in there that they interviewed go back

They interviewed the 10 year old kid go back back a couple slides back victim number one 10 year old child Say to the chi she further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack To the Hendricks apartments and told her he would return shortly What does that sound? What does that? What's that sound like? He would return shortly. What does that what does that what's that sound like? That oh victim

Witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a prop. That's It's very loose term of restaurant at approximately 1630 430 p.m. And observing the children there without adult supervision They recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off I mean technically he was working his job sounds like Might be already gainfully employed. Yeah, it sounds like it. I mean look It sounds like he's doing you know some sort of uber

delivery You know or dash yeah We dash Canadash drug dash All right, so I mean Just an update. You know I'm saying hey, man You know what I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt bro. That's all it was shame on you Chris Fool me once fool me never again. Yeah, once you go yellow you always go back to black Well, I knew guys say that

I knew an Asian guy used to say that I thought it would throw it in there. Oh, where'd you go? Oh, yeah, where's your yellow? You always go back to black. Yeah. Yeah, I Did it? Yeah, maybe also had an update something to say on this You know with all these updates now, he also tweeted this out again saying spoke to his girlfriend this morning She said he was at a job interview and that they they have been homeless since November But he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified if can't verify story I will have go from me refund the money to everyone who has given things It's the best way to handle it. I mean class a way to handle it

You know you want to have a good heart man but listen there's fucked up people out there there are and yeah Chris do better do better mm-hmm that's my buddy Joey Swole likes to say on the internet you better do better yeah you need he says it like this you need to do better he's right oh he's right Chris should be listening man yeah so we'll see man we'll keep you guys updated but it is cruise the internet it is so let's do some more cruising all right we got a plethora of headlines for you guys indeed and indeed yeah and if you guys want to see any of

these articles pictures links videos go to Andy for seller comm you guys can find them link there so I some shit too yeah you're saying I mean I popped open the screen and free yeah buy some energy drinks protein sticks those meats get yoked mm-hmm join the revolution punch a hole in the drywall. Yeah, what difference does it make? Let's go fucking crazy and then you'll have enough energy to patch it. Yeah You learn a new skill. That's what we always talk about Sometimes you got to break shit on purpose just to figure out how to fix it This is what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise man. We got some hell of a headlines

It is you know, this is what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise man. We got some hell of a headlines tariffs little update like I said, we had a show just yesterday covering some of this but Update apparently we're getting some people that are starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country Some countries targeted by Trump tariffs seek negotiations China says no winners in trade war. Yeah. Well, they've been winning. They've been killing it. Yeah They've been they've been crushing it. So somebody's been fucking winning. Yeah, you know I'm saying But I'll be a world leaders across the globe are reacting to President Donald Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcements with some expressing disappointment and others making threats on Wednesday the president announced a baseline tariff of 10 on imports

In addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on us goods trump believes These tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the u.s. And spur domestic growth Now A lot of people like so some people are kind of pissed off other people want to want to you know Now they're calling for meetings and sit downs to try to fix this after they've been leeching off Fucking American people for the last god knows how long European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Called the tariffs a quote major blow to the world economy Von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be quote-unquote

countermeasures, though she did not specify what they would entail. Meanwhile, China's foreign ministry said that quote, there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars, according to the AP. We got Mike Pence, because you know, here's the other thing, talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people, right? How much more, right? If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive that we go and things just do you know? Get more expensive and the countries don't just you know take the tariffs away, right? This headline reads the eye-popping amount Trump's terrorists will cause each American family revealed Now this full disclosure. This is from Mike Pence

Okay, I love Trump clearly fucking loves this guy. Yeah, right Definitely a patriot American first guy. Yeah, definitely. He loves Trump, clearly. Fucking loves this guy, right? Definitely a patriot, American first guy. Yeah, definitely, he'll give you an unbiased account of Trump. For sure. Yeah. But yeah, the group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families

more than 3,500 a year. That's the rough estimates. The analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years worth of pay raises for most families. It also found that major purchases such as a new home or car could cost families $7,000 or more. I want to add- You mean like, you mean 7,000 more instead of the double

that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years? That's what I'm saying. I was gonna like, what's the difference between like- I mean, it's, look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through. Coming from a ridiculous man.

I agree. Yeah, some of the tariffs have been put in. Now it's also important to note here too, these reciprocal tariffs, it's a discounted reciprocal tariff, right? And it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effect of, because we still tariff some of their other shit anyway So it kind of balances everything out, but um, trump had a nice chart that came out

And displayed to everybody. These are this is just one little screen grab of it. But uh, like, you know all in all 67 percent is what china charges the united States. So we hit them back with 34% balance out. Why? Why would they get why do they get 34 if we get 67? Yeah, I don't I think I think The the asterisk says it includes currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that That's what I'm saying from what I was able to understand It's basically like that is the equal amount once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries though, they are like legitimate equal to equal and yeah, I mean, it's interesting.

Like the UK is 10% so we charge them 10%. I think at Brazil, 10% to 10%, right? So I mean, you got that, like I said, some countries are still, you you know they have pulled out and Turned off all of their tariffs on the United States Israel being I think that's I think that's I Think that 34% to 67% for China is taken into account that we consume so much Chinese goods That if we raised the same amount it would be unaffordable

Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up to support. That's correct, right? Yeah, that's the key man. It's like we can't just fucking cut everybody off. We don't have to set up yet Yeah, you know I'm Sam. Oh, like let's get that shit set up. Yeah, cut everybody the fuck off. Yeah It is what it is. I agree Also saw this I wanted to address this down because I saw some comments people tell me oh, you know Japan, you know, they do that because you know, we get all the rice We don't produce rice here in the United States fun fact for you guys do a little research Japan's not even the top five for rice production just to be clear. Okay, China, India Malaysia, Indonesia Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy

Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the Japan and then send that shit to us. Just to be very, very clear here, okay? We have been getting bamboozled and fucked. It's not only that, dude. A lot of people won't, they won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered. 100%, which is a whole nother piece

of the fucking equation, too. A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it Yes, I mean it's that you know just a little fun fact for you there And other news got a little last little a little change up here now this one kind of shocked me a little bit Did you see that? Eric Adams mayor Adams. He's dropping out of the Democratic primary and he's going to be running as an independent. He's completely off the Democrat

party. I'm not surprised by that. I'm not. But I will say honestly, I didn't, I didn't see independent. I actually thought he was just running as a Republican, bro. I really did. Well, I mean, that's what the stepping stone. That's what that means. Yeah. I mean, what that means is I'm gonna run as a Republican And I don't want to lose everybody that I had you're out the closet, but you're not like I'm still gonna suck a dick Yeah, he's in the closet yeah, I Don't know I don't know. Yeah, he's still gonna get glizzy. Yeah, I just want to talk about the glizzies. I

Just want to throw that in there It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't gotta have glizzies bro, you gotta have him but uh, but yeah So Adam's announced Thursday. He will that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for mayor instead Pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate His honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day After a federal judge killed his corruption case for good quote more than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition But the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long making it impossible To mount a primary campaign while these false

accusations were held over me," Adam said in the six-minute spiel. Quote, but I'm not a quitter. I'm a New Yorker, he continued. And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I am announcing that I will forego the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election. So yeah, I mean, we'll see. New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election so Yeah, I mean we'll see it'll be interesting man

We'll see what happens yeah, we shall see what happens, but yeah, man guys jump in on this conversation Let us know down in the comments what you guys think With that being said let's go check out some of these comments that cruise the comments guys this first one comes from at Muli share Pippen Muli Muli Andy said put it in He's correct That's correct. It was you. Yeah, it was me. I think you sent me a couple more about I don't that's a good guess buddy I don't think I got him in time

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I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure what that is. I'm not sure for $10,000. Really? Bro's drinking his own piss. It just depends on where you are, bro. Yeah. 10,000 bucks, you know, for a lot of people,

that'd change everything, man. That's, no. It just depends on where you are. Really, the question is, How much? How much do you drink? No. The question is,

would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss? Your own piss. Would you change, what do you mean, would you change? Because that'll change his life the amount of money that will change my life is a lot more mmm so the price has to go up mm-hmm yes I think the question is how much like how much I have to drink like we're talking about a full bottle oh yeah that whole jar bro no okay see that's different we said 16 ounces yesterday oh yeah we did all right yeah so one of

these yeah bro I'm gonna be at least 50. You know I'm saying at least 50 50 what? $50,000 At least for 16 ounces. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, at least and it's mine like it has to be mine. I ain't drinking nobody else's piss It has to be out in the Sun all day. Oh Like the dude said like not follow directions not fresh from the tap now I feel like that's basically kombucha. Well, they fucking weird people be drinking. Yeah, I'd imagine to be about the same. Yeah, I Got one of those one time for a kombucha one of those like I was out there in California, dude

I got one of them, you know, they're all drinking these drinks. Oh, it's so good for you. Yeah dude I got one you know they're all drinking these drinks oh it's so good for you yeah I got one shit this is like it went right in the trash bro it was like $15 so you know what I can't stand but I can't stand the people that like will like drink that shit in front of you and act like it's so good they're like yeah it's it's so good like you're a fucking liar yeah they all are lying you're lying you're's it's so good like you're fucking like yeah, they all are lying. You're lying You're lying. No doubt. You're lying. You're weird It's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it But you know that thing is it like room temperature. Oh, it's so cold. Yeah, you know I'm saying no

They're like look how tough I am You know they do that shit Yeah, yeah, it ain't even that cold yeah It ain't that cold That's how I feel about IPA drinkers to grow the same same things bro IPA beers are fucking disgusting They drink that stuff like it tastes so good. I Mean stouts are worse Let's see. I'm okay with a good Guinness like Guinness is fine. Yes. I don't think Guinness is a stout. It's a stout. What is it? It's not a lager. No, it's just a black beer. I don't think it's stout. Maybe it is. What is it?

Look it up. Is Guinness a stout or a lager? No, I don't think it's a lager either It has to be something. I Think Guinness is its own thing bro Guinness. Yeah, I like Guinness doesn't taste like a stout Guinness is a type of stout huh is it specifically an Irish dry stout see man you can't even read English you're wrong this is racism. This is. Indeed. Indeed. Yeah.

We got another weirdo too at Rizzi, Rizzi. Rizzi Riz? Riz, RizdupRC24. Rizdup. Bro, 15K is 15K. Man, we're learning a lot about our people. And that's what I'm, dude, I'm worried actually. Guys, we gotta start making some money So you don't have to get so desperate

You know what I might bring a couple these people in here let's try some lies Maybe look at it is like they are hustlers. No, they're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it That's the way I see it. I Say we put that to the test. I Say I say we put that to the test. We do an exclusive show All right, pay per view that motherfucker dude. That's how Roman got his start. Really? Yeah fear factor. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically. Yeah, we want to get to the next level bro. This is what we got to do We got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it

Ain't that right Joe? 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Yeah, I'm saying yeah Let's do it let's test and see how these people are man No, here's a question for you What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now And you were told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years But you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours But you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurship

Journey into knowing knowing where I would be knowing where you would be 14 hours in a box full of snakes. Yeah, I would do that and I hate snakes. I would definitely do that Oh, you would I expect bullshit. What kind of snakes? They can't be poisonous. They can't be no snakes are poisonous. No, they are no snakes are venomous Yeah, all right fucking mr. Wizard same thing No snakes are venomous. Yeah, all right fucking mr. Wizard same thing Fucking Steve Irwin over here you die. Yeah, you die poison you die. Yeah, and then and then go where straight to jail. That's right I'll be charming the motherfuckers. I thought y'all would know As long as you would be there to coach the snakes I'd be all right, bro I

As you would be there to coach the snakes I'd be alright, bro They did it well the snakes remember so they listen to you I would do it though. I would yeah I probably you know if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pee back then. You know what I'm saying, for that. You'd drink the pee? Oh yeah, I would. Ferment it.

Dude, if it's 16 ounces and I could do that in two years, hell yeah, bro. Absolutely. Yeah, it wouldn't even be a doubt. No question. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. All right, well sweet guys, what do you say? Bro, I would, I'd funnel doubt. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. All right. Well sweet guys

Well, I would I'd funnel that shit like a beer bong a couple of them You know now we're making now. We're now we're getting it. Yeah All right, shotgun that shit bro. Yeah, cuz that'd be the easiest way like you just get it done You like there man, you smell like piss though, bro Yeah, but I'm rich You just get it done. You're like, damn, man, you smell like piss though, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm rich. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, yeah, appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the crews cruising. We got headlines. Number two, second set. We have a Freudian, is it Freudian?

Freudian. Freudian slip up. It's like a nip slip. It's like a nip slip. But with your brain. But with your IQ. Yeah. And it should not be shocking.

I don't know why I like putting this lady in the show so much. Jasmine Crockett No, my god, Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Crock full of shit Sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job. I Mean she let it all out She told us what we already knew What's that? I didn't see it.

Oh, you haven't seen this? No. Oh, this is great. This is great. Let's dive into it. Listen, I'll be real. There's certain people when I see them talking on the internet, I scroll right past.

Immediately tune it out. She's one of them. Yeah. Yeah, John. I'm starting to dislike her more than Cori Bush. Oh, I think she's worse than Cory Bush Yeah, I do think she is worse than Cory Bush because at least Cory Bush like Like she was just stupid, you know I'm saying but this lady like she she tries to play the smart card

Which makes her even more stupid? Yeah, you know I'm saying to me that's like you're trying to insult my intelligence Yeah, yeah, at least at least least Cori Bush, I believe, was keeping it real to what she believed. Yeah, I mean, she hired her, you know, her boyfriend, married him, and then called him her security and paid him, you know, $100,000 of taxpayer money. Yeah, she needs safety, that's what she told us.

She didn't deny it. No, she didn't deny it, she didn't deny about it. She's like, hey, what it is? He protects me both inside and out. Yeah. Know what I'm saying? Yeah. Cool.

Jasmine Crockett's like, you know, like you said, I'm an intelligent woman and you need to listen to me and I know what I'm talking about. And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now. Yeah, right. It's like she's trying to like outdo the AOC style. AOC don't even do that with the Spanish, bro the AOC style.

AOC don't even do that with Hispanics, bro. AOC doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her. It didn't work, yeah. It made her way less credible and she recognized it so she stopped doing it. Made the pivot. Except when she loses her temper and then she, you know, she lets it go.

Comes out a little bit. She's Latina. Yeah, chocolate start throwing and flying. I mean, dicks start getting cut off, I think. That's the Latina. Yeah chocolate start throwing and flying. I mean dick start getting cut off. I think That's the Latina move this lady right here though, man. She is a work of art Jasmine Crockett On Wednesday appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with zero experience Yeah, that's why they end up

with zero experience. Yeah, that's why they ended DEI. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Yeah, it's not good. Yes. Yeah, that's not something to brag about. You send a niggas to jail. It's not good.

It's like you're losing. You know what I'm saying? It's not okay. Crockett relayed the story during a House Judiciary Subcommittee on Oversight meeting on corruption in the FBI under the Biden administration. She used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement. Let's check this clip out. Say because you've been gracious is this when I first became a public defender, I had no

criminal defense experience and I walked in and I told my boss, Charlie, I said, listen, you should hire me. He said, why? I said, because I'm black. Charlie looked at me like I was crazy. And she got the job. That is crazy. That is crazy. That's a crazy, that's a crazy thought. You know what?

I walked into Amazon, and I told Jeff Bezos that I should run Amazon. He asked me why. I said, because I'm white. It sounds crazy. Sounds crazy. All right. Sounds crazy.

But it doesn't sound crazy when she says it? No, it sounds fucking stupid when she says it. I'm just saying, how does anybody not look at that and be like, that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. O.D. has to go. I'm going to do something. I went down to the hospital, man,

and I said, you know what, I'm tired of being this entrepreneur that out-earns all of you geniuses. So I would like to come down here and be a doctor now. Yep, cardiologist. Yeah, I don't have any experience. Well, why should we allow you to be a doctor? Well, because I'm white. Yep. You know? Yeah, because I'm white. Yep.

You know? Yeah. Makes sense to me. Makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense. Now let me go play with people's lives and freedom. You know what I'm saying, with zero experience. I play doctor every time I go to doctor's office anyway.

Do you? Yeah, I just park in their spot. I park in their spots to let them know, you ain't shit. Yeah, right, right. That's real talk. I know you do that. I do that. Yeah, because they're all egomaniacs. They all think they know everything

because they went to 15 years of school to make fucking 500 grand, which that's stupid in itself. And then, you know, they drive their entry level Porsche 911 and talk down to everybody. So I make sure that when I go to the doctor I drive something nice Which is anything I have and I park it in their spot. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah, and they don't say shit

Like damn he's doing pretty good Dude you know what real talk I Can't stand doctors. Yeah, I got some friends that are doctors. They're all nice people, but their friends suck Yeah, this shit's crazy though, I mean the argument itself does not make sense and you know Technically it's gone. Technically. There's still gonna be hopes and tries right people are still trying it So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's gone. Technically there's still gonna be hopes and tries, right? People are still trying it. So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried.

New York School District hit with lawsuit over Spartan's mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy. Oh God. This is great. So a Long Island New York School district is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy. William King Moss III, Islip Town NAACP president, former mathematics teacher in Brentwood Union Free School District and father of two Brentwood students, filed

the complaint against the district on March 26th. Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot, despite it being racially problematic, claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law. His complaint contends that in January 2024, the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey. The responses were narrowed to six options. The district said it selected the Spartans after this choice received the most votes. So it was democratic in nature. All right.

All right now the previous The previous mascot they were the Indians. Okay, and that you know, okay We can't you know can't do the Indians so we got to change it and so they wrote it now Moss argues Mars Moss argues that the options chosen. So these were the final six. I guess it was green machine bears owls bulldogs and Eagles and that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans he says Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white non-hispanic and race White and color Greek and national origin and Spartan or Greek and ethnic ethnicity the complaint states

Here's here's the crazy piece okay, like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that He's not new to this okay school administrators suing over white mascot. He's been waging racial lawfare for years right Okay school administrators suing over white mascot. He's been waging racial lawfare for years right According to the local NAACP website Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District administrator for Diversity equity and inclusion his job in his position was just eliminated Because of Trump's, you know federal ban on DEI shit and then a couple of weeks later, oh, he's gonna sue the school over a masked guy. Which, even crazier.

If his job got eliminated, would they move him to a new job? I'm not even sure if he's still in fucking court. He just went full time on the LACP. So this is just a guy suing? He's not affiliated? No, not no more. I mean, other than his kids being there, he a former teacher okay that's it uh-huh now once

so he's so so let me get this right okay so we have all this crime going on we have all these things happening. We have single parent households that don't care anything about their kids, right? Fathers that are absent, that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids, even if they don't care for them. We have a culture that excuses violence

and paints these people as a victim, and we're worried about a fucking Spartan mascot. Yep. That's the, yep. Because that's the problem. That's the problem, not grading, reading levels. Yeah, that's a, yeah. Not actual academic standards.

Right. None of those are problems. Yeah. No, let's worry about the fucking mascot. Okay, well yeah, I mean he's, you know, probably the dumbest none of those are probably yeah. No, let's worry about fucking mascot. Okay. Well, yeah, I mean he's you know Probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of I Think he gets I I mean I'm battling with him and Crockett I don't know where they tear up at you know, I'm saying because they're both equally stupid in my opinion

But what's even crazy, you know, like, you know, if we're gonna be so it's the Spartans fault Mm-hmm. Not it. Yeah Spartans fault. Got it, yeah. Now, in my opinion, I say what's the data, right? Let's go back to data, okay? Brentwood High School is 87% Hispanic and 8% black, okay? So how about we put something that puts light on the Hispanic students, like the the Vagos the Vatos

Wines you know I'm saying like maybe make one the mascot of the school or something like that. You know I'm saying which one One exactly which one? The wands one you know I'm saying the first one the first second one both of them. Yeah. Yeah, you know I'm saying like Where's that brother not even like they're not even? It's just stupid shit. Well, I mean, why would it be the green machine when in reality it should be the brown machine? Yeah.

There's no Irish kids there. Why would it be, why would it, why would it be, I mean... Wha... ... ... ... ... This is just so insane.

It's so stupid, man. Oh, your mascot's racist. Now, to be fair, right? Bro, did I send you that shirt the other day of the so I saw this post. I think I sent it to you the Caucasian post with the Redskins logo Yeah, so there's this Native American guy and he's got a shirt on with the Redskins logo, but it says Caucasians Mm-hmm, and he's like white people. How do you like it?

People the college like it's fucking awesome Why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's colors Bro it's so funny dude, I mean, it's well, how do you like being a mascot? Well, it's so funny dude. How do you like being a mascot? Well, it's fucking cool. I mean, it is important. The school's mascot's important, right? There's pride attached to that.

I mean, I get it. It could be worse. Why don't they just make the Spartan black? Make them a black Spartan I thought Spartans were black. Everybody was black. I thought so. That's what I heard Everybody was black. I mean this was their old logo Salamanca, I Mean bro, why don't they just keep it that yeah, I don't understand

How like low IQ you have to be to understand that like if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport That they don't want that's not an offensive thing. No, you know what the redskins are saying bro Those those indians are bad motherfuckers, bro They're warriors right and that's what most of the native america population thinks and by the way if you go Research who the logo was actually based upon it was based upon a chief that was a known Savage ass warrior. Yeah, and like dude, I don't know. Maybe maybe it's different for me, but I Would think that's cool no, but let's replace it with you know the people that killed him Yeah, like commanders that makes it. Yeah, that makes a lot's replace it with, you know, the people that killed them. Yeah, the commanders. That makes sense.

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. You know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense. Let's eliminate Aunt Jemima. Let's eliminate, you know, all the black and brown icons and then leave, you know, Quaker Oats. Quaker Oats, yeah. It's just so stupid, man.

Like I said, we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about, man. Bigger problems. Yeah, how about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying? Like we talked about, like why don't we, if you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and all these things,

then why don't you solve the racism in your own community? What do you mean? What do you mean racism? Why are you not beating the drum to that shit? Yeah. It's sad shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Dude, these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they fucking hate black people, bro. Like, they- Alright guys, this week-

We're gonna do this to piss off the blacks. Like, dude, we're gonna do this to piss off the blacks Like dude, we're gonna we're gonna pick a mascot. It's really gonna piss them all. Yeah, I'm sporting piss off 8% of the school it's I feel like you can't please them bro, like It's hard. Well, dude, I mean whatever you do. It's gonna be racist. You know I'm saying It's so crazy bro? That's so crazy, bro. That's so crazy. Yeah, guys, jump on this combo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

It could be worse. Yeah, it could be picking that fucking, like I've seen the Fighting Cox. You've seen that mascot? You mean like the Game Cox? Game Cox, yeah. Like, I mean, that's a terrible fucking mascot You know I'm saying like let's be real. Have you ever fucking been around an angry rooster?

Kids I I'm gonna tell you right now. You don't want none. I don't want none. No none You don't want no fucking kill you bro. A big rooster could kill a man Bullshit, bro. No bullshit. Andy. That kill a man. Bullshit, bro, no. Bullshit. Andy, that's not happening. Bullshit. Bro, if you were like laying on the ground. I would kick the shit out of that fucking rooster. First of all, they could fucking fly.

Why would I be laying down? Did you say if I was laying down? Bro, listen, let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man. Okay, first of all, they got razor sharp back claws. I don't know what they're called. Razor sharp. So, I can't believe you never heard this before. No.

This has actually happened. Okay. Yeah. You know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man that happened to me. Yeah. So the rooster fucking used his back claw to cut this dude's Achilles.

Yeah, and then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it. Jesus. Got two moves. Like Jackie Chan and Roosters, bro. Roosters are highly dangerous, man. They didn't happen. Well, I mean it could.

It could happen. Yeah, no, I mean I think that's a terrible mascot, bro. Yeah, all right, well, we'll go find a rooster. I wanna know what this guy's. Oh, you know what I'm talking about over here like listen Roosters Fuck you up bro fighting cocks. That's why they call them that you know I wonder why do you think that people like around the world want to see roosters fight each other?

It ain't because they're pussies man. It's exciting shit. Yeah, I do know that's a big thing down south Yeah, maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean, the Hispanic, because that's in Mexican culture. Fighting cocks, isn't that where they originated? Yeah, and- Maybe they should go with fighting cocks. Yeah, and then they could make it the rooster black and everybody would be happy.

Everybody's happy. Fighting black cocks. Everybody's happy. They sell a lot of merch See that we just solved your fucking problem over there fixed it. Mr. Racist. All right, you're good now fighting black cocks Put that shit on the wall. Yeah Man, i'd buy some of that I'd buy some of that merch

Yeah, man guys jumping on this combo man, we got we still got to keep cruising We got a third bro every black person in the world be wearing that gear fighting black cock. Yeah Then they they the fighting black cocks meet up with the team from upstate New York What's upstate fighting little white cocks? Game was over before it started. Hey, that's racist. That's racism. Oh shit. It's crazy.

All right, yeah, let's keep cruising, man. Third set of headlines, headlines number three. This is an interesting story. This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today Let's check it out Women's we ever play the video of Jasmine Crockett. Yeah, we played it. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh yeah, didn't she go on like a real long rant yeah, I ain't got time for that Yeah, she went on like a four-minute rant about bullshit

Dumb shit. Yeah, I saw her head doing all this shit You know that shit, you know, oh, I know I know it you know, and that she's doing that and then I looked at The time it said four minutes. I said No, you know you're a trouble when the head starts moving like that. You know? I know you know. Blink twice if you know. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Blink twice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh man, you're in trouble. I'm gonna call you tomorrow, make sure you're alright. Hey man, listen, that's why it's important. We, you know, couch shopping, I made sure it was a good one. Yeah, that's right. And we're good. Well, let's hop into this third headline, man. We got a,

women's fencer takes a knee in protest, refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man. This is fucking great. Is it? This is great. I like to see it. Let's check it out.

So yeah, women's fencer, Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead. When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided to take a knee just before the match began She already had participated In warm-ups and completed in four bouts that day. Let's take a look. I got the video here

Stephanie's on the right the dudes on the left Now she's selling the refs, she's like, I'm not doing that. That's a dude. Oh Yeah, so she stopped stop fighting. She did an interview. She spoke with Fox News. Hold on. It's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and Expelled from the facility for doing that. Mm-hmm Yeah, 100%

Yeah, speaking with Fox News Turner said USA fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport Quote I knew what I had to do because USA fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy, Turner said. I took a knee immediately at that point. Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing. So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said,

I'm sorry, I cannot do this. I am a woman and this is a man and this is a women's tournament. I will not fence this individual. And you know, the society has moved. The temperature's changed, bro, people are not fucking with it. Martina Navratilova fuming after.

You don't know who that is? Yeah, she's like a big tennis champion, right? Yeah. Yeah. Navratilova? Yeah, bro. She's fucking. Bad ass.

Yeah. I butchered her name, I'm sorry, but yeah. She's bad ass. Yeah, she jumped in on this conversation. She tweeted this out saying, this is what happens when female athletes protest. Anyone here still thinks this is fair? I am fuming and shame on at USA fencing shame on you for doing this

How dare you throw women under the gert gender bullshit bus? Well, I mean where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools? right, i'm glad the temperatures changed but It's definitely changed. I mean that's good, but it's it's an isn't it embarrassing that This is even a discussion. Yeah, dude It is it's fucking sad and what's even worse is like I mean because it's it's sad the word of day and age where we Have to like reiterate and put in extra, you know executive orders and fucking legislation To fucking talk about common-sense shit. It's sad

It's that you know, but temperatures changing now. I'm gonna show this article Because this is how the left responds Like they're still trying to fume these fucking flames Which have been I've been hearing say I don't know what the article says But what I have been hearing is to this argument or observing online is them saying oh You're gonna bring in the less than 1% of, yeah, because you wanna make rules for less than 1% of the population.

You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society. So yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population because that's who we're catering to in all of these things. We're allowing men and women's bathrooms. We're allowing transgender quote unquote drag queens etc etc etc to read perverted books to our children and we're recategorizing recategorizing pedophiles as minor attracted people.

And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society. So yes, we are concerned with that. And we are going to make a big deal about that. You know, she received a black card for refusing to compete against the man. Yeah. And then was expelled from the USA fencing event.

I mean, it's fucking sick. But then you see situations like this. A trans girl was banned from her track team. Now she's competing with the boys. Okay. It's what the fuck he should be doing. Yeah. It's what he should be doing.

It's what he should be doing. And I just like, I hate how they try to like, like I mean, do read the read, like listen to this article. Eliza Munshi kneeled on her bedroom floor curling her lashes. She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two.

She slipped on a green Jersey and headed to her first track and field meet. At Falls Church high school She waited for a practice throw in the discus event taking her place in a line of boys Runners passed by on the track coaches hovered nearby Eliza was nervous But in the way that any team might be before their first competition in a new sport. Listen, he's a dude Go compete with the fucking dudes And and if you know, if everything is equal,

then he should be excelling there too. No problem. Yeah. I'd be willing to bet he's gonna be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking total bowl. It doesn't matter. And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes

and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit. Where's the pride in that that? Yeah for sure. Let's go. Yeah, you want to prove your whatever like go beat all the boys Statistically, that's not the case though. I use a dude who have fucking been you know competing as dudes who are 400 fucking place and then they go compete with the fucking girls in their first they tuck their shit Now they're winning national champion. Not only that bro. it's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas okay why is it that when these drag queens quote unquote go to these schools to read these books why is it never females uh you know dressed in suits and shit. Yeah, why is it never, it's always trans females. It's always men pretending to be females advocating

for all of this stuff. Why is that? Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that y'all wanna fuckin' look past. And everybody else in the world can see it, and you can see it too, but you're making excuses for it Yeah, so let's call what it is what it is. I mean what strikes me Yeah

It's stupid, you know I'm saying but then like and they get outraged like they get you know I saw this other headline. I think this is from NBC Trump administration access more more than $125 million in LGHD televisions, health funding, upending research field. Well, listen, listen, you can give me like 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't gonna be good for you in the long run.

Because that's essentially what they're cutting. Like you don't need fucking years and hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you that it's not gonna be good. It sucks for like just every... First of all, let's acknowledge this. Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people. They want to be left alone. They don't want to be fucked with. They want the same benefits that everybody else gets. And everybody agreed to that.

And the argument against that was, we don't want, now when that happened, most people were for it. I was for it, you're for it, everybody else, everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it. They're like, yeah, what fucking difference does it make? It doesn't affect me.

The critics of it, they warned us, bro. They said, they said the next thing is gonna be, you know, they want special treatment, and the next thing is gonna be, you know, they wanna read their books to your kids, and they wanna put their education curriculum into, you know, elementary schools and this and that. And I was told that by someone who I'm very close with back then.

And I remember getting into an argument. I'm like, bro, that is such an absurd way to look at it. And here we are. Here we are, man. And, you know, all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right. And, you know, it's good to see the gay community, by and large, condemn, you know, this crazy shit. But, like, dude, it needs to be more. It needs to be more. It needs to be more. Because it's, the reason that these people are allowed to pretend to be women

and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit is because they know that's gonna result in anti-gay sediment and it's gonna cause division and and so While we have to call these things out for what they are we also have to be very careful to not generalize Entire groups of people into this, you know what I mean? Oh for sure I mean because there are people out there that are trying to fight it

You know I'm saying like this most case, dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man. Gazing Against Groomers, we've had Becky on many times. She's a huge proponent of that, one of the founding members. But they just brought something out this past week. Gazing Against Groomers on Instagram said, "'Today, one of our members attended

"'a family-friendly drag show "'at Tropical Lacors in St in st. Louis she witnessed young kids hand money to a half-necked gyrating drag queen while their mother watched and recorded them with the glee does this seem family friendly to you check the video out Baby, baby, love you, kiss you Like it's over to me Like it's over to me Baby, I'm not in my building, I'm tired and I'm always feeling, I'm feeling young again. Every time I look at you, my heart is pounding.

What can I do, it's all realizing, I just can't see. What would, what would happen? What would happen? I Would what would happen what would happen if I Was to take your little girls to a Actual strip club. Mm-hmm. What would happen to me? Oh You're charged Deprivation of a minor. They just charge a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's. I mean, fuck. It'd be a problem. I mean, that's just the problem

you would have with law, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, would you have a problem with that? Fuck yeah, I'd have a problem with that. Okay. So, how do we not, how does the law not see this the same way? You know what really sucks? Dude, by the way, let's point out.

What's the demographic there? It's your people, Andy. No, it is, but what demographic is it? It's all lower middle, upper middle class, white people, brunchers. I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there. Yeah, I mean, they're doing good. Liberals. Yeah, okay. Well're they're doing good liberals. Yeah, okay

Well, it seems to be a common theme. Yeah, common denominator here There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people Who push all of this crazy shit? We talk about it all the time on the show, but you know, it's crazy. Like here's the part that really sucks How is that okay? Dude, it's not. Bro, that makes me sick, bro. Here's the thing, you know,

and like full disclosure here, bro, I love Chops, the actual products that they produce. Listen, man, I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that. You had, okay. Fuck yeah. Bro, they started it right down there in downtown Springfield, it's an amazing place.

Bro, and I love, listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies Yeah, okay, I fucking love them. I I go to try I used to go to tropes quite a bit Yeah, I knew there was you know There was a product like I didn't give a shit because the product was that good look man I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on because I it would have been a problem There would have been a massive problem. I just you know, look dude, and they've gotten some backlash online Good, but here's the problem. Here's the problem. They put out an announcement. Okay

Important announcement as of today. We will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar even for food You can order tacos at trop's on door dash. You will be asked to produce an ID at the door. Thank you, management. Yeah, sounds good, right? But it's not because they got kids in there, it's not because they're doing drag shows with kids. Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs

have ruined it for others. Tacos at Trop's is available on DoorDash and Rebreeze. Yeah, so not because, you know, they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids. No, listen, this is creative damage control. That's all it is. Yeah, this is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way,

and so we don't alienate these people. Now, I will say this, this Dracarine, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him, but listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive. That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps. God damn it, Andy, no. His hard drive. That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice bicep. God damn it, Andy, no. His hard driver.

He's a big dude. He's a big fucking, I'm not. Just don't say anything more, you're making it worse. All right. Bro, this is wrong. It is wrong. And dude, look, it has nothing to do,

there's plenty of businesses that, and restaurants and things that I visit that probably don't have the exact same political views I have. Yeah, that's fine. Yes, like there's plenty of, really dude, honestly, the best restaurants are owned by gay people, let's be real.

Dude, they make great food. Yeah, and they're cool as fuck, and they're fun to hang around, but you know what they don't like? They don't like little kids Ruining their reputation right and parents that you know what's funny, dude The people that actually doing this the early enablers. Yeah, they're not even part of the gay community They're just they don't want to virtue say like a king correct

Yeah, right, that's what it is and it's causing all this disruption in the gay community. That's interesting to think about. Cause it's not even. It's not even gay people doing it. No. Yeah. I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see some fucking kids and bro,

I'd stop right there. Get these kids out of here. Yeah, I agree. Okay, look, dude. There has to be some accountability and responsibility. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen There's a fucking gay bar in Springfield, Missouri. I don't know if it's still around. Oh Yeah, you should go to that one. Yeah, I did used to go in

Yeah, cuz I knew the dudes that owned it and they were fucking pretty cool cool dude, Jim And they they had drag they had drag show. Okay, it's called Martha's Vineyard. That was the name of the bar Never had a fucking problem, bro. They went in, everybody, straight people went in there, gay people went in there, it was entertaining, you know. It wasn't like, it was just like a normal bar, dude. And yeah, there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit.

But like, dude, if they didn't, you know, if you didn't wanna be fucked with, they didn't fuck with you. And it was all cool. And I promise you, those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this shit. Now maybe things have changed, but back then there's no way they would have.

I don't know, man. That's something that there has to be some accountability. That's it. Like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you wanna go out and do that shit, cool. But make the kids leave. Express yourself, whatever you got to do. You know what I'm saying?

But like, that shit looks hard to do. The question. The fucking heels and shit, like that's gotta be. Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro. And it's tucked, you know what I'm saying? Bro, that's gotta be hard to do. Yeah, dude, look. Look, the thing is.

That's your talent. Yeah, well You would know I never tried it But the thing is man is like And it's just the same thing we said though gay people got to police their own community this it's not okay It's changing the perception of the gay community and a lot of people's eyes It's going to cause anti-gay sediment. And I don't think that's fair because I think that, most gay people are normal everyday people

just trying to live their lives. And I would say this, this is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people because eventually, they're gonna say, fuck it, I don't care anymore no you know and not everybody's gay bro in fact most people aren't and they don't like the shit jammed on their throat 15 times a year and when when really in everybody else's mind they've said a long time ago like I really don't give a shit if they get married I don't care if they live whatever life they live I don't care

it's all good but then you know we got to live with you know an entire month of super gay shit being really being pressed everywhere and then all on top of that how many more holidays are there It's like 50 something other holidays for that community. So, dude, we have to rise above and really understand what the purpose of all this is. And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to fight, they want us to hate each other, and they're allowing certain behaviors to exist

so that it will cause that disruption. And those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities so it's just right and wrong yes it yeah and and so yeah I mean it is what it is bro it is what dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool they don't belong winning national championships with women they don't belong in the fucking women's pool. They don't belong winning national championships with women They don't belong in women's locker rooms I don't care if they had surgery top surgery bottom surgery or in between surgery I don't care stay the fuck out leave the women alone go compete with the dudes

And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes cool But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion. That's not okay And nobody's own fucking league man, huh? Start your own league There's only be there's gonna be enough people to compete. No, just start your own just you can't force that shit You know I'm saying your own shit, but they can force that shit because they have forced that shit When was the law for them to get married 2014 I believe it was Before they when were gays allowed to be married legally in every state June 26 2015 2015

All right for ten years now. They already fucked it. They've had all No, that was my point That was my point it went was the point, it's only been 10 years. That was my point. I only fucked it up. It went from just give us equal rights. Oh man. To all of this crazy shit and it is what it is, dude. It's crazy, man. Men belong with men, women belong with women. Doesn't matter if you grow your hair out,

doesn't matter if you get booby implants, doesn't matter if you cut off your peepee Doesn't fucking matter bro. If you were born whatever you were born You go in that locker room. Whatever you Were born you you you you do those things with that person if you don't want to do those things with that group of people Then don't fucking do those things. I mean you would think wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? You know I'm saying huh? You're a dude and calling yourself a woman now like well? There's a lot of listen you want to listen man. No no no because a lot of these listen. Let me ask you this No, no, I'm being fucking dead serious right now

It's become a fad mmm in high schools all right if you knew at 14 years old where you're at like the height of like going through puberty, right? Hormones are raging. Yeah, you're getting boners 50 times a day, okay?

If you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a fucking blouse to school and they're gonna let you go in the women's locker room and see all the girls naked. You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that. And that's happening.

You know, that Loudoun County school. Happened in Virginia. Yeah, where that kid raped that girl and then he went to another school and I believe he did it again. That shit happens all the time, dude. it's just not covered by the press. Okay so you know we need to stop accounting we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do no matter

what race gender they claim or anything else. It don't matter. Yeah, man, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down. Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude. He still had it. He still had a dick and he's showering in the girl's shower butt naked in front of him. Mm-hmm, that's insane.

That is insane. Insane. Yeah, man, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think With that being said let's get to our final segment of the show guys we got thumbs up or dumb Was that a picture over there? That was the picture of him or whatever do yeah That's the dude that had to go compete with his fellow dudes. Oh Sorry about it. Yeah, you know, you're not the victim bro. It is what it is Go dominate the dudes bro

It Whatever yep guys Time for the final segment of the show we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. I want, Andy, I want you to guess in this room who thought, who submitted this article for a thumbs up.

Okay. Why eat insects? Zeeshan. Am I right? Yes. Okay. Yes. Why eat insects? What you guys don't know is that Zeeshan's been advocating for this for a long time with us. He wants us to expand our cultural horizons. Fake news. Fake news. What were you saying news You were saying chocolate covered crickets fake news, oh man, dude listen you put chocolate or anything. It's all right I'd rather eat insects and drink my own piss. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I mean depend it depends when they were trying to when they were trying to pushing when they when they had a What's that act Nicole Kidman on TV being like mmm? These are so good

Yeah, and everybody's like yeah, no fuck that fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, no just think of people would have went with all that shit where we'd be Eating crickets and shit. Yeah They still want us to you by the way. I mean can't forget that they do want us to Yeah, why you doing sex? Why not eat insects? It's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but seriously, why not? For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I can think of many reasons why billions of people

in 80% of the world's nations enjoy them on a regular basis. Keep reading. Well, I, cause that's all they fucking got. It's like... Any type of the nation, baby, I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available. What other is 80% of the nations in the world?

Third world. You're fucking... 80%... You're right. The majority of the people in the bottom of the world. You know what, DJ?'re you're climate denier from wanting to have that nice steak Holy shit, man Shit, but yes of this guy this guy right here. His name is chef Joseph you

Chef cricket. Yeah, he is he's actually I mean dude. He has a pretty legit following to really blowing up But he is he's a he's pioneering pioneering member of the explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IFAD or International Fund for Agricultural Development He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs. With over 500 days of touring across six continents, he champions the immersed potential of insect agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity.

Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation. He strives to bridge cultures, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring and amplifying the width yeah this motherfucker eats bugs okay and he makes him look nice this is one of his videos he posted three years ago how to eat every insect got five million fucking views that's cuz it's gross yeah I think this is this is the description I'm assuming is this right this time was this like the description of video yes yes take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn bugs is I'm assuming is this right? Is this like the description of video? Yes. Yeah, take a deep breath and come Prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect There is I mean it's fucking it's disgusting

Cricket Jalchang mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly. Let's check out one of these videos Are you tired of the same old boring eggs? Well, have I got a super delicious regular. Let's check out one of these videos. another and super worms on both to create the most delicious sensational fun egg that you could ever imagine. Nomumashisa! First of all, if you want people to eat more insects, not to sat like like deep like delete the sounds of your disgusting mouth and maybe find someone that like looks appealing to try the shit this dude is nasty bro there's just something about

watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck you know like the ASMR shit? No! No? You... That's not ASMR bro. I mean, but that's like when they do the mukbangs and shit. The what? Mukbangs, you know what it's called? What's that? Mukbangs. It's like when you, like, the people that be like eating the fucking food and like that's what they record

themselves eating food. And they make this noises. Yeah, the microphone. People watch that? Fuck yeah, people watch that shit. Yeah, there's a big community and they'll amplify the sound it's a quince like the crunch is like how people like that there's a big following for them wait wait wait people watch people eat for the sound that's a

real thing you should search it on YouTube and show it on no no that grosses me to fuck out it grosses me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth is Yeah, wow DJ yeah, wow today what you chew your gum like that? Bro, yeah, I don't you go bro I'm like that and I never notice that. I don't even chew gum, bro. Yeah. I don't chew gum. Bro.

Ha ha ha ha. First of all, Mm-hmm. Dude. He looks like Dave. No, he doesn't. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's actually a condition called mesophonia.

It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly. Yeah, that's that's me. I got Me so phonia me so I think I just like you hate people Fuck away from me. All right. Would you try his cricket? John? John Mayo? First of all, dude Let me tell you something. You know those worms that he's eating there. You know who else likes those worms my ducks Are your ducks like them? My ducks like the worms, bro.

Oh yeah, I fed your ducks to those worms before. Yeah. They would like this. Oh yeah, they would like it. Are you missing something in your life? Nope. Maybe. It's cricket gochujang mayo with a bun. The bun!

The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and extra crunch of the crickets and mealworms but forget about it. mealworms forget about it. Tell me how much to eat a worm. One little mealworm how much Andy be real Dude, I'm just like sat. I'm like I'm Every day you lose hope for humanity. Yeah

Yeah, man, I really do Yeah, you know I saw that saying that video those girls doing that tick-tock in front of the crash car I don't even think that was their car. That was an old man's car. Yeah, but like just people like. I don't know. Yeah. So how much? This dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this. Oh, for sure. I guarantee if you check out this dude's bank statements,

you'll figure out that he's getting paid from pro insect world economic forum. Somehow, I mean, I said it, he's fucking, he works where, what did it say? He works at, yeah, he's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United Nations IFAD, the International Fund.

Yeah, this guy's just a figurehead, bro. Those probably aren't even real bugs. Nah, he's eating that shit. He looks like he eats bugs. Yeah, no, he's eating that shit. Like, if you're gonna sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get someone that doesn't look like shit?

You know, receding hairline, fucking... And like, dude, that fake cheerful shit. You know, receding hairline, fucking. And like dude, that fake cheerful shit that people do, like, dude, it turns my stomach, bro. Like, exactly what this guy does. Oh my God. Yeah, exactly. So nice to see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's horrible. So how much? How much? One mealworm. How much? Dude, I would eat a mealworm What all right a dried mealworm, yeah, that's not fucking like alive we're doing it tonight No, i'm not. Why not? I would if I had to I would eat them Yeah, but I don't have to

The what What'd you say he called us Timon and Pumba? What's that from the Lion King? I never seen it the fucking Yeah, I never saw I never saw a lion king I'm assuming I'm fucking Pumba fucking asshole Well anyway Yeah I'm fucking Pumba. Fucking asshole. Yeah, well anyway, yeah. No mayo? No man, I mean we're living in the fucking final days. Yeah. We are, we are bro.

Yeah man. We're living in the, we're there. Jesus take the wheel. It's gonna happen. Let's go. It's coming. Yeah. Like people, like there's too much corruption,

there's too much insane shit. My fuck eating bugs dicks in the pool there's too much cowardice amongst men it's just uh I mean look I'm gonna go down swinging I'm gonna tell you that I'm gonna do everything I can to turn everybody into some you know non-compliant and non-dependent, wealthy, intelligent, physically fit human beings, but there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now. Yeah, but it is, man. You know, I wonder how like,

I wonder if this is just how like my dad felt looking at the world when he was like my age. What do you guys think that's true? Nah, there's no way. This is way worse. Like when y'all started riding Heelys and shit. What? Heelys?

Yeah. What the fuck is a Heely? You know what a Heely is, Andy. The shoes with the fucking skate in it? No, I never had those. That was, bro, I am 20 fucking years older than you. You're 15. Yeah, I wasn't riding around on fucking Heelys, bro.

I was trying to see some boobies. Yeah, they get you there faster. No, no they don't. They get you further away. You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction. You know what it is? Yeah, you had them though.

No, I wanted some. Too poor to get them. I didn't want a pair. Nah, bro, you're over the wrong direction. You know what it is? Yeah, you had them though. No, I wanted some. It was too poor to get them. I didn't want a pair. Nah bro, you're over the weight limit. All right. Yeah bro. We had roller blades. I mean you went to like Spencer's and shit

and Hot Topics and stuff back then. Well, I never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there. What's the difference? I didn't go in. So you just peeked your head in the fucking? Yeah, bro, scary place. Dudes in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit.

Fuck, I didn't know what to do. I just looked in there. I felt like a dork. I'm like, I'm not cool enough for that. I just kept walking. I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards though. Yeah, they had ones with boobies in them. Didn't they?

That's where everybody knew that. You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cards. Just titties. Right up in there with the Heelys on them. No. Bro, we didn't have that, man. No Heelys. No Heelys, all right.

All right, well. Heely, I got it now. Yeah, it's the Heely. Because they're on the heel. Yeah, right. Got it, got it. You know what I'm talking about. No.

Do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about? I do think you do. I do now because you just told me. You mean the ones with the wheels that kind of come up and down on the back here? Well, how do they come out? I never understood how that actually works. How do they work I? Don't know I think they like like there's a like you like click your heels together or some shit. No, that's that's the wizard of

Bro, there's a button on there. No, they're they like come down. I'm not lying I'm tell I wanted a pair. I just couldn't get them They still make them they do actually all right'm telling, I wanted a pair, I just couldn't get them. They still make them? They do actually. All right, we'll get you a pair. We'll get you a pair. I'll bust my ass, I ain't got, like no, I ain't got the, you know what I'm saying,

the, I thought you were the superior athlete. Yeah, not in skateboarding. In what? Football. Oh, okay. Tennis. All right. Got a mean backspin. All right on that note It's all I got. Yeah, it's all I got to

I'm gonna try not to be totally demoralized by society today and remember that these people deserve to be laughed at They deserve it and shamed This only way it's gonna stop. So make fun of your local weirdo. And have a great weekend. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, Count it millions in a coat Bad bitch, booty swole, Got her on bankroll Can't fold, dust her, no Head shot, case closed