REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 868. Andy & DJ CTI: Florida State University Shooting, Blue Origin Returns Safely & Why Dems Lost Election

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the mass shooting at Florida State University, Blue Origins crew which includes Gayle King and Katy Perry returning safely after the space launch, and the viral clip explaining why the Democrats lost the Election.

What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the thickness and delusions of honor society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet as we're gonna do sorry for the only one CTI this week It is what it is. I'm not a full-time podcaster Or youtuber We'll just get right into it guys don't forget to share the show No commercials on this show biggest show in the world with no commercials. This is a deal. This is a quid pro quo

We don't run ads you share the show so don't be a ho show show all right. What's up? What's going on man? Nothing? over here dying You're dying. Yeah, I do over here dying. You're dying? Yeah, I don't know what it is. Something got me. You hear it in my, I'm a little nose forward. No.

Yeah, I've been dying, bro. Body hurts. Well, you sick? I think so. Yeah? I think so. It's Madad's fault. I called it, bro.

I called it. He's gonna say it's not, but he took the, Keith has cancer because of my dot Is that true? That true My kiss So what's happening no nothing much man a lot of stuff Got a couple of stuff talk about man. Yeah some things to discuss

Yeah, I bet we didn't get to cover anything this week. Yeah, you know, but uh, it's all good How are you doing? You good? Yeah. Yeah anything new? Nope, I'm trying to I want to drink out of this this fucking thing the whole episode. Mm-hmm But my right hand is a little tight. Yeah, it's all that beating off There's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet I haven't seen it yet. I haven't know about that. No, there's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet. No, I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, on TikTok. I haven't seen it.

You picked it up, no problem. Oh, what do you think? I didn't have to pick it up, bro. I just thought about it and it came up on its own. Is that what it was? Yeah. This fucking thing's heavy, man. Yeah.

Yeah. No, man, we got something. I wanted to bring something up for you, though, because I know you're you're a car guy What exactly does that mean first like what is it? What does being a car guy mean? It means being passionate about cars outside of the realm of just using them for basic transportation That's first thing it means. Okay. Second thing it means is you're not gay Yeah

Okay, okay. Yeah, that's pretty much it. All right, well, you like cars. I do. You like cars. You don't have to have nice cars to be a car guy. No, not at all. Right? Yeah.

Okay, all right. No, you can be, it's an aspirational hobby. You know what I mean? Like when you're young. It's like Pokemon. I don't know. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't think it's like cars though We gotta catch them all it's like a aspire to catch them all

Do you guys write this dude fucking jokes? No, bro. It's fuck. I'm just it's a metaphor. I get it You know I'm saying okay. Yeah. Yeah same same No, but You know No, but you know Why do you stop because it's not the same? Okay? All right, you can't compare Pokemon to fucking cars car guy culture Car guy culture is is you see a new car. Oh my goodness. I want their car. Yeah car guy culture is like It's probably the most inclusive culture that I think exists because no one cares who you are what race you are What they don't care they care about the cars. Yeah, that's real. That's what this is Pokemon. It's a good connector Yeah, it's not Pokemon. Well Hennessy came out with the new car. So you familiar with like it obviously Hennessy performance, right?

Yeah, they got a new car. Yeah, and they're saying that it's the world's most powerful venom Right. Yeah, they got a new car. Yeah, and they're saying that it's the world's most powerful venom Production gas car venom at five now is now I gotta guess let's go through it And then you tell me if it's bullshit or not though like is it something that's like realistic You know cuz they're saying zero to two hundred in ten point three seconds. I feel like the bugs faster I Don't know I don't know the 0-200 time for the bug. Yeah. Because I was too busy not trying to kill myself. It's true.

Yeah. Um, but yeah, uh, no, that's a very fast car. Really? Yeah. 1800 horsepower? Yeah, it's, yeah, they, they, it's very fast. I've got a buddy who has one. He has one of these?

Mm-hmm. No shit. What do these things cost? I think they're like two to three million Jesus yeah You know the call of the fury v8 yeah, they're real small you seen one before When we were down in we were down at Ferrari of Austin there was a hennessey it used to belong Okay, Steven Tyler from Aerosmith guy number. Yeah, I remember remember that what I do know how small it was. I do. Yeah, okay

Okay. Yeah, see I thought they did like that like they would just like made the packages that's not an f5 That's the previous version gotcha, but yeah that they're fast Huh? Yeah, 1 million. Yeah, Jesus Christ. What's the BHP? Is that the base horse? What is that break horsepower? Yeah Yeah, I mean, fuck, dude. Yeah. But like, here's my other question. Like, why would you even want to go that fast? You know what I'm saying?

Like, why? Like, I feel like there's a limit. You know what I'm saying? I've been to some fast shit, but like, after that, it's just like, like, what's to it? I don't know.

You know, bullshit, cause you drive that shit. Yeah, I mean it's just awesome dude, I don't know how to explain it. That's the same argument as why do you like titties? Why do you want a $5,000 suit if you can get like a $45 suit, it's the same argument. Why do you have a car if you could get the same place with a scooter scooter?

Yeah, well cuz I fucking like it. Yeah, you know like I don't know like you know Hmm. It's just cool. Yeah, well I think most people that talk like not talk shit But most people they're like oh, you know they just never been in those cars not only that now I mean not everybody's into everything that's true Like I don't know why you like dicks. You know what I'm saying? I can't fucking explain that. But I don't judge you for it. You know, it is what the fuck it is.

It's fucked up. Yeah, well. Would you get one of these? Would I get one? Probably not. Cause this isn't like a car that you're not, you like the Ferraris and the fucking. No, I mean, Hennessy makes cool shit, bro.

I mean, they build some awesome stuff It's just I you know, it's an American company. They make cool stuff Yeah, I always saw them as like the add-on company like they do the shit with like, you know, mm-hmm Chevy or performance stuff, right? Yeah, but they make awesome. I don't know they made actually call like yeah Yeah, I Yeah, I uh, yeah, I mean, I probably bought a Koenigsegg before I bought that. Not because I think it's better,

it's just I like it better. Like the Koenigseggs better? Yeah. All right, that's cool. I just didn't know if that was like, because I feel like everybody says it's like, oh, I got the fastest car, it's like, eh, but do you? Well, I mean, look, there's street cars

that are faster than that that people build. I mean look there's street cars that are faster than that build. I mean there's a fucking six-second Quarter mile r8 that underground racing built. That's fucking probably the fastest street car made. There's a there's a there's a for GT Called bad GT that runs 310 miles an hour cheese So I mean there's all kinds of street cars They're ridiculous fast what makes these cars special is they come out of the box like that. Yeah, what's the fastest car you got? The

top speed or acceleration both I guess well acceleration it's the it's the the pure sport Bugatti pure she wrong pure sport the carbon top speed it's the it's the the pure sport Bugatti pure she wrong pure sport the carbon top speed it's the it's the Veyron super sport the the other Bugatti gotcha Yeah, and that's fucking sick. Yeah, it goes 267 Jesus

Yeah, yeah, that's cool, man. Well, let's get into our headlines We got we got some interesting stuff. This is kind of like this first one. Guys, remember, if you wanna see any of these, go to anyfuselo.com. You guys can find this stuff linked there for you. But let's get into our first headline because this one's actually kind of crazy.

And we see these things happen all the time, but we never really dive into, I guess, the different arguments for or against them. Okay, but let's talk about it because it's going around a whole lot today. Florida, Florida State University had another mass shooting. At least six people injured in mass shooting at full. This is today's a couple hours ago. Oh, really? Yeah. And apparently they're saying the time of recording at least six people were injured in a mass shooting FSU on Thursday according to hospital officials who had earlier confirmed to CNN It was receiving and treating patients from the campus now FSU put out an alert

On their student messaging platform. They also put one out on Twitter on their student messaging platform. They also put one out on Twitter saying that there was an active shooter. And obviously it's early, like there was reports there was actually two shooters. One was killed and then one's in custody. That is what they're saying right now. There is one in custody.

You know, but it's crazy. And they're- So they killed one and the rest of the other one? That's what they're saying. That's what they're saying. But they are saying that at least one act like one shooter is in custody So now there are some clips going around of like, you know on the ground and shit that's going on I have a clip here

Can't show it on YouTube But I want you to see it because I think it also lends to like the problem we have in culture of just this And what culture just an American Western asking culture. It's like we're almost I don't want to say like fucking Like numb to this stuff or something I don't know but the clip is it's a clip of a student on FSU's campus that is walking by one of the bodies So what are the victims? And she's like holding a fucking Starbucks cup and just what like to check this clip out, man

Doubles back at it. That's the shit Right and like you can hear gunshots in the back. You're still here. Yeah, yeah going on go play again Is that good? Well, it's unconfirmed at the time. Now there is another one more time. You hear the yeah, I do now, but there is another drinking a fucking ice coffee walking right by walking right by her. And like to me, like, like like that's what I'm saying Like are people numb to this shit?

Yeah, normal people Not normal people normal people would help that person or stop and you know move that person or you know I don't I don't and it's not like you were like you were recorded walking by this person who recording who are the shooters? They haven't released that yet. I released it. There's two of them That's what the the talk is right now. There is another clip that apparently shows a police officer rendering aid To what appears to look like that same person that was laying on the ground. Here's this clip. Yeah So we don't know if she's you know passed or not it looks like she got shot in the in the butt yeah right like not in the torso yeah.

You know but it is crazy because you know they haven't released the names of the shooter or the identity of the shooter or shooters but of course you got people jump into conclusions. There was this person Who goes by Thomas mix on twitter? Saying another active shooter this time at sfu florida. Let's talk about why this keeps happening florida past permitless carry in 2023 no training no license no permit anyone 21 and older without a felony can now carry a hidden gun No registration no oversight just vibes and violence. This is the direct result of GOP governance. Republicans in Florida don't care. If they did, they actually do something, but they don't because dead college kids aren't

a political liability to them. Most of their MAGA base isn't sending kids to university anyway. So when bullets fly on campus, it's not their problems. They sold public safety to the gun lobby, the NRA right to their bills. Gun violence is just background noise to their power games. I mean, Zeeshan, what's the definition of a criminal? The one who commits a crime and the one who doesn't obey laws. OK, so that's like the official description. Correct.

Yeah. So this person, Thomas, who apparently is highly educated because, you know, MAGA people don't send their kids to college, right? Yeah, super educated. So this is an educated, you know, dude who thinks that you know, dude who thinks that criminals somehow obey laws and that gun laws would stop this kind of behavior. Am I understanding this correctly?

Yeah. Okay. So how does he come to the conclusion that a law would stop people from doing these kinds of things? Does anybody can anybody answer that for me? I have a question for you, though. There are a lot of car accidents, which we should we should we do? Probably ban cars. Yeah.

It's just like the fat people. Yeah, we should probably just ban spoons. Spoons are full of fat people. Yeah, we should probably just ban spoons Yeah, we shouldn't actually you know make the food healthier and ban the ingredients that are Intentionally put in the food that make it addictive by all of the big food producers No, that's not just take the forks out of people's hands. That's right. So this is Thomas here brother Yeah, he looks like a smug douchebag With his fucking Star Trek cup, okay? The this is what's wrong with the world is people that think this way

First of all, we're using people being shy some sort of political Agenda, narrative push, politicizing the tragedy, which doesn't surprise me because that's what everybody jumps to do. But I would be interested to find out who actually committed this shooting and what their history is and who they are because I'm willing to bet that it's probably not some MAGA hillbillies like they're trying to and by the way bro just so you know if we were to test the the IQ of MAGA base versus people like you they would destroy you okay like there's this myth amongst these East Coast and West Coast people that believe that their little

areas that they live in are it and they think they're they're really fucking smart because they went to a school that told them they were smart right right and they can't they lack the capacity to look around at their life and be like, man, my life sucks. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I don't know as much as I think I do. Instead, you know, they sit there with in their ignorance with their Spock cup and drink expensive coffee and pretend that you know everybody else is wrong, so I Don't know I mean

Clearly it's a culture problem that we have here in the country It has nothing to do with guns well, I mean that's the thing it's like Cuz I really I wanted like They'll tell you it's mental health issue or video games or tick tock. But the truth they've created society where it's easier to get a gun than health care housing and education. First of all, it would be easier to get a gun than health care housing or education

because guns are cheap and those things are expensive. So it's always going to be easier. Secondly, you're implying there should be some sort of regulation to make it harder when in reality, the people who legally go and get these guns typically aren't the ones that commit these crimes. And by the way, how many of these crimes are stopped by armed citizens that we never hear about a lot that's right we never hear about it dude a lot okay so I don't know what's up I'm pulling up some statistics like Illinois has some of the most strictest gun laws

highest crime you know like yeah and it's always interesting when they leave the shit out, like when they intentionally don't tell you, they're kind of like, all right, I mean, I. I mean, look, dude, these people are insane. They're insane. Well, what's the history say? Like, what's the last like couple of mass shootings

we've been having? Who's been doing it? Trans people and people that are, you know, he says, oh, you'll say it's a mental health issue. Well, yeah, we do because the people doing it typically are people that don't even know if they're a man or a woman and they're pissed off. The trans shooters manifesto was recently declassified. And if you go in there and read it, it's highly disturbing.

But these are people that are products of this person's belief system. So we have all of these mentally ill people, they're all far leftist. They, these people put out the narrative that this is white supremacy or MAGA or whoever, when in reality there hasn't been any of the mass shootings committed by these people. So they're saying, oh, you're the extremist Who's more extreme the people actually committing violence or the matter people who are not committing fucking violence? Where are these acts of white supremacy? Where are these? videos that we see over and over and over again of groups of white people terrorizing malls and Where are we seeing this? This isn't happening dude. We're not seeing this

Anyway, well, I want to so okay. So question like how do we What what would you say is the the realistic is there a way to stop school shootings? Is there a way to stop like what's the solution here? It's very simple We have all kinds of veterans and all kinds of security officers and police officers that are not employed anymore. Or maybe they're retired and they're looking for a new career. Maybe they, maybe, you know, they deployed when they were younger and now they don't, there's all kinds of people that will fill these jobs. Why don't we take some of the budget from the, uh, you know, how to cut off your penis in, you know,

Kazakhstan, right? Studies. And we put that towards employing some of our men and women who are taught in these skill sets to be armed on these campuses. Why would we not do that? There's only one reason we wouldn't do it. It's because the result of it could be politicized to their favor, which is exactly what this guy's doing. Yeah, let's politicize this, but not the shit that happens in Chicago.

Yeah. You're right. Well, what did this guy post about that kid getting stabbed down there in Texas? Yeah, right. What did he post about that? What did he post about that kid, what about that kid getting stabbed down there in Texas. Yeah, right. What do you post about that? What do you post about that kid? What about that other guy who just almost got decapitated at a bus stop?

Did we talk about that? That hasn't even been made the fucking news. Dude was at a bus stop with his fucking family. He bent down and another dude smacked him in the back of the neck with a hatchet and killed him We're not hearing about that. You know why because it doesn't fit their fucking agenda So bro, everybody knows what's going on we all know this is the next phase of division and manipulation that's happening And it's sad too man. It's sad that like that's what it's come down to

You know because it's like the it's like it's like the the trusty old fucking you know Teddy bear so I'm just like every time I get all those fails bring it out bring out that race card Yeah, 100% but dude look when they're there They're going to continue to blame it on on the far right and white supremacy until people Stand the fuck up and say what the fuck are you talking about? And not enough people will do that because they're afraid they've been traumatized for a decade and a half being called racist

for breathing the fucking air. So until people stand the fuck up and say, it ain't us doing this shit, the fuck you talking about, the focus is gonna continue to be on us. All right The statistics and the data are what the fuck they are They are they are what the fuck they are and everybody out there knows what the data actually says Period. All right, so It's it comes from leftist. It comes from

Confused trans people it comes from people that are somehow connected to the FBI It comes from a black violence problem and those are realities that's realities, okay So I don't know that's not that is not racist That's just pointing out the fucking statistical data and if anybody wants to challenge it go look at the mass shootings that have happened for the last Five six years and you know, I don't know observe who did them You could take a picture of The faces of the people that did and you could tell very quickly who the fuck it is doing the crimes

So, you know until people want to have an honest conversation about these things It's pointless My heart's a prayer is out to those those affected down there man, it's a tough situation It's a it said I'm sure what will know very shortly You know what color head dye was used? I'll listen bro. We all we all know it's going to be. It's going to be a far leftist. It's going to be some sort of trans person.

It's going to be some sort of communist person. Those are the people that are committing the legal aliens or some shit. Yeah, it could be that. Those are the people committing the fucking crimes and they're going to make it about white supremacy, which is fucking insane. OK, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Like, maybe I'm wrong I don't know like maybe I'm wrong maybe it's a couple rednecks from fucking Florida man's you're right all right maybe that's what it is but I'm willing to wager not knowing yet that that is not the case because we don't see that happening it's not

happening it's just not it's not my guys what do you let me ask you something I'm curious because I know you speak for all the black people You're the official representative of National Black People Association. Yes. So Why is it that? This kid in Austin stabs this other kid in the heart and kills him. And now all of a sudden, he's a victim. There's all these black people saying, well, this kid got what he deserved

because he put hands on this kid or this, you know, he's the victim of this or they were doing this or that. The motherfucker killed another kid. That kid's never gonna fucking go home to his parents. He died in his brother's fucking arms, okay? He's never gonna have a Christmas. He's never gonna have a family.

He's never gonna grow up and get married. His whole life is over. It's fucking over, okay? This doesn't just go away when the internet stops covering it the guy's gone. All right How can anybody how can anybody Defend that I Mean they're pieces of shit. Okay, so why is it why is it in black culture? That I'm asking a serious question. Why is it in black culture when a black person commits a crime?

That other black people defend the person that committed the crime that is not something that happens in white culture. No, I think they lack, I think there's some internal issues going on there. Cause I mean, bro, I mean, to me, it's common sense, bro. Like the dude is fucked up. And like the part that really pisses me off about all of that too, I've been seeing it, it's so stupid. Like this dude's raised to fucking go fund me, they're selling fucking t-shirts and shit of them now and it's like

like I saw like something about like his the Metcalfe's dad went to like the press conference or some shit and it's like oh it was disrespectful for him to come to the press conference It's like completely just throwing away The actual victim of the situation, but like what makes it even more irritating, bro is like the amount of like Black kids who are victims of other black kids that they don't even like there's no go go fun. He's for those There's no fucking bro. I'm saying like bro, bro It's so I get called racist for pointing out that there's a fucking crime problem

That is statistically backed by hard data with black males Okay, but look bro. No, but look That's not racism Racism is acting like it doesn't happen so that it continues to happen. Right? That's racism. Yes. Yeah, I'd agree. I agree I'm just dude like Bro It's just disgusting man. No, it's sick.

It's sick, it's sick. But yeah, our prayers out to those down at FSU, man. And I'm sure we'll learn more about the ins and outs of this situation as time goes. But guys, jump down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. I mean, if it was white supremacist, like the guys trying to say and fucking mad

They were already identified it. Huh? We've already would have known who did it. We were known names and address Yeah, why hold on question another question? How come we don't know anything about the dude that shot trunk? We haven't heard anything about it Or though there's the second guy either that's right, you know the second guy why why why is that? By the end of the day we'll know everything about these motherfuckers But we still won't know about the guy that shot Trump. Mm-hmm, and Trump's not talking about it either. It is weird Hmm it is weird It is weird man. It is weird guys. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about being sad, man

You understand what I'm saying though 100% like is it not more racist to pretend that there's not a problem with black on black Crime and black crime in general isn't that more racist no for sure to not care about it and to pretend like it doesn't exist And then get them to rally up and vote for you to make it go away of the you know the problems that don't exist Yeah, all right well You know at some point people are gonna have to get vocal dude and like on an individual level You know what I mean the same fucking white dude problem No, the same. This is a fucking problem That the communities need to come together knowledge and and try to fix 100%

Guys with that being said man, let's go crew some of these comments. We got some we got some good ones here This first comment comes from Matt remote wrote Romano 82 Matt Romano 82 says I'm usually a podcast guy But when I heard the part about the LeBron doll and the child support I came running to the YouTube to watch thumbs up Was getting some weird looks from passerby's as I was out doing my second workout of 75 heart Was laughing way too hard seeing those slides DJ put up. Mm-hmm DJ so funny DJ so funny. He's such a funny guy

Let's see, let's see if there's other two comments are somehow favorable towards DJ like all the comments that DJ picks That's not true. Oh who picks the comments? Oh, DJ The DJ picks Oh who picks the comments. Oh, yeah It's a such an awesome guy. He's so funny and handsome. Thanks, man. Yeah I'm just being honest. That's what the people say clearly. It wasn't even me. Yeah, that was the the Barbie expansion pack Yeah, it's just we came it was a set. Yeah, it's just Okay, you're such a funny guy What's the second guy say? What's the second guy say? What's the next one say

Well, this next I don't know if it was this is a comment. I don't think this was actually a DM It was an email. It was an email to DJ from DJ This is from Alyssa she says I'm happy to report that Andy makes a good meat stick To which it was a. I hope you know, I'm going to screenshot this and send it to them great And that's that's his husband. The husband sent the email. Oh gotcha. Yeah Well, that's what I've been told All right Gourmet the meat sticks are pretty good. I like the meat sticks. I like the right jalapeno

You like that spicy one, oh yeah, how many more do they fucking need man? Andy makes a good meat. Yeah jalapeno cheddar man. That's good. It'll sting you Good meat stick. Yep, jalapeno cheddar man. That's a good one. It'll sting ya. It'll hit ya in the guts, you know what I'm sayin'? It'll fill you up. That's right.

Yeah, it'll burn your eyes out. You aren't supposed to tell anybody about that. You'll like the aftertaste. That's right. Let's get a little gay. Are we still talking about meat sticks? Yeah, one last comment comes from at Evan counts 33 Andy want to talk about getting aggressive. How about getting aggressive on making that great energy drink? They're fucking great. I love tits

See That guy gets it That guy gets it. That guy gets it. That guy, he gets it. Yep. You know, he doesn't know why he loves tits. He just fucking does. There's just some things you can't explain,

like why you love cars and why boobies are cool and why you feel a certain way when you drink a beer after you've been out in the heat all day. Like these are things. And why you're more inclined to drinking grape. Yeah, well, I mean Let's zoom in on that photograph. What's he what is he melanated? There's no way to tell there isn't No, look at those pants. That's a white guy. I don't know. I see you wear pants like that motherfucker. Oh

Does he wear pants like that? That was racist. Yes white pants. Bro, you've worn white pants to record the show before. Oh, shit. When we have Sunday shows. They're khakis. It's a difference. They're light.

They're cream. All right? Peter Mellar's. They're actually pretty nice. Khaki originated in India, and I deny. Yeah. Huh? Khaki?

Yeah. It originated in India. Khaki? It means soil khaki khaki Hey, I can't I can't justify that a fucking is that a fucking slurpee flavor Hockey we can make one cocky Slurpees got cat khakis, cackies came from.

It's cocky. Cocky. K-H, there's a H in there. Oh yeah, they don't pronounce the H's. Yeah. It's like Maria and Maria. It's the same thing. No, I don't think so.

You Americanize everything. There's cock, and then there's cacks, you know what I'm saying? All right, well, grape energy's coming soon. Very soon, but not too soon Yeah, it's gonna take its time. You know I'm saying yeah right along with those meats. That's right Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans Keep liking commenting make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest

Episodes dropping from really off with that being said, let's get to second headline, and then number two. There was a space flight, space ride. Oh yeah, going up to space. To space. Yeah, Blue Origin crew, including Gail King and Katy Perry returned safely after space launch. They were among the six women who made a 10 minute trip on Blue Origin's new Shepard rocket

Uh as the first all-female space crew in more than 100 more than 60 years Yep Now i'm glad they all know what women are now. I mean, you know, that's cool No shit All women crew you sure about that? No shit. No shit. Uh, but of course, you know, like being being all women crew You still gotta I mean We get in trouble for this How'd they find their way back?

How they stopped to pee on the way there and back Well, I was gonna say, you know, That's a long trip with no pee breaks. You make a milestone like that, you know, all women crew, and there's still gonna be some shit to complain about. Hey. Gayle King, she has a complaint. Oh, really?

She has a complaint. Let's check in with Gayle King. This is what she had to say. I don't like that people are calling it a ride. A ride, you know, you never see a man, a male astronaut who's going up in space and they said, oh, he took a ride. We actually duplicated the route that Alan Shepard did. That's why it's called, this particular capsule is called the New Shepard.

We duplicated that route. No one said he took that ride. It's always referred to as a flight or a journey so i feel that that's a little disrespectful to what the mission was and what the work that blue origin does does we use space technology all the time whether it's your gps whether it's your satellite that doesn't just happen every time a flight goes up they get some type of information two of the astronauts i still have a hard time calling myself an astronaut but two of the others you're not Because you went on a fucking ride!

You didn't train for fucking 30 years, you didn't pass any fucking NASA exams, you're not an astrophysicist, you don't know how to fucking do shit. You put a fucking blue suit on and pretended to go to space for the fucking press. You're not a fucking astronaut. You went on a ride. My first question that came to my mind was why were these people selected specifically? Why are they no other women in America who are more deserving? That's where my mind went. Like, dude, the, ah. Katy Perry, really?

Yeah, I know. Well, I don't know what we call it, a rise for like 10 minutes. My fucking, that's shorter than like most people's sex. Well, maybe not, but. World average, six minute, 40 seconds. I still call it a rise. The average of sex?

World average, six minutes and 40 seconds Really? Yeah, you know that I'm an average reader You're working on trying to get above average I'm always above average. There you go. I Would have never thought any different you're from fucking India, bro. The land of common. That's right Cock was in India know how to do it. That's why they got billions of people. Well, I mean, the time thing, I mean, they would have to do it quick though, technically, right?

All right, all jokes aside, shut the fuck up. Well, I mean, dude, I looked in the qualifications. To become an astronaut, you need to be a US citizen, possess a master's degree in a STEM field, so science, technology, engineering, mathematics, have two years of related work experience, or 1,000 hours of being a pilot in command on a jet aircraft,

and you have to pass NASA's long duration flight astronaut physical. Which she did none. Nope, she has a bachelor's from University of Maryland. She's known for being Oprah's friend. That's what you're known for. You're known for being Oprah's friend. Yep.

That's your claim to fame. Yeah. If I'm ever known for being someone's friend and that's how the world knows me, fucking put it, like eliminate me. Yeah, right, right, right right right you know you know send you to space bro first of all I don't believe they went to space at all well dude did you see the video when it came down dude okay so let's talk do you have that I have it okay cuz there's

some conspiracy around this man no there's not they fucked up their little theatrics and got caught check this clip out okay now i want you to watch the hatch door open from the inside the lady runs over there real quick says no no no shuts the door back tries to stand in front of it I Agree space is fucking fake are going to space is fake. I don't think they went up there No, they fucking didn't go up there bro. It's bullshit. It's propaganda bullshit There's there's no way bro. They're like the fucking the capsule wasn't like burned up or anything didn't have any fucking I don't know why people aren't treating me like an astronaut. I

Don't know why they're calling it a ride. I don't know, like I'm getting mistreated. Oh, it's because they're racist. That's where the next thing was gonna be. Misogynistic. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, well there's also some other stuff. I saw this other conspiracy theorist. They said that apparently there was a fucking mannequin

inside of it. Did you see this? Hold on bro, let me ask you this. What about the women who actually did do all of this training? What about the women who did do all of these things? What about the women who in history, like on the challenger, were killed?

Right, I was in first grade, I watched it on TV. I remember watching it, it was a fucking, it was disturbing. Everybody was crying and shit, I watched it on TV. I remember watching it. It was a fucking it was disturbing Everybody was crying and shit like it was fucking crazy But what about all the women who have been training for this? What about like to your point exactly right? Yeah, like what about all the women in the space program that never got a chance to go to space exactly right out of all the women In America, there are no women who are deserving less than these people. Yeah, dude In America there are no women who are deserving less than these people. Yeah, dude It's also acting like she flew the fucking thing up there. I

Don't know why people are calling me Why they're treating me like an astronaut it was a ride There are rides that fucking six flags that last fucking ten minutes No shit. There's what's that one Thunder River Thunder River, yeah, that's a long one. All right, let's ride. Let's ride. Thankfully, good ride, I like that ride. I like it.

I like it too, but the problem is, you're out there on a hot day and your shorts get wet and then you got chafing going on. It's not good. Do you do rail coasters and shit? Yeah. Yeah? I used to not to when I was a kid But not like I would do them now. Yeah, bro

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's go to Disney World Yeah, there was this fucking there's this conspiracy theory about it like a mannequin was on board, right? So they caught it like, you know while they were down there this guy MJ truth ultra Is his name on Twitter posted this out saying something is definitely wrong with the Blue Origin spaceflight that Katy Perry was on social media users are asking why are there why are the re-entry burn marks where are the re-entry burn marks and why does that look like a fake

hand because it is well I do I mean the picture yeah like that looks like a fake hand? Cause it is? Well, I mean the picture, that looks like a fucking mannequin's hand, bro. That ain't Gale Kings. And why was the door so easy to open? And why did Jeff Bezos have to act like it was a special tool he needed to use to open it? I don't know why. I don't believe it though. I don't believe it at all. Okay. Well, here's something

You might you might want to believe because this is in a parallel topic Did you see the US government announced it has achieved the ability to manipulate space and time? Yeah We knew that they announced it. Yeah, I know but people have been trying to say this for years There's declassified fucking documents from the CIA that have shown that they have the ability to do things like astral projection and remote viewing and You know quantum physical attraction like all of these things are real things like humans have the capacity to things like humans have the capacity to visualize and create with their brain and all of the high achievers that have been known as high achievers over the history of time talk about

this. They talk about it and everybody thinks it's mad. It's bullshit magical shit. And this is what I'm talking about when I say they've lied to us about our own capabilities. So yeah, I mean I saw them admit it, but I wasn't surprised. Yeah. Well, for those of you that haven't seen it, check this clip out. This is a guy, I forget what his name is and where he's at,

but yeah, I mean, it's a pretty interesting clip. Let's check this out. Our passenger planes are slower than they used to be. Our trains crawl compared to those in other parts of the world. Our cars do not fly. Advances have not stopped, but something has gone wrong. Stagnation was a choice. We have weighed down our builders and innovators. The well-intentioned regulatory regime of the 1970s became an ever-tightening ratchet, first hampering America's

ability to become a net energy exporter and then making it harder and harder to build. We seem to have lost focus and vision, to have lowered our sights and let systems and structures and bureaucracies muddle us along. But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow and improve productivity. It's weird. So I guess my question is then, so like, okay, if we know that that is true, then why are they still lying about going up there now then? Like, I mean, what, so what is,, so what is, like how does it work then?

I don't know, but why is, I mean, if they have the ability to, what do you say, eradicate, no, he said annihilate. Annihilate distance. Yeah. Why don't they annihilate some of the distance between Katy Perry's eyebrows and her hairline? Yeah. That's all I think of when I look at that picture. eyebrows and her hairline

That's all I think of when I look at that picture let's annihilate some of that distance yeah Those are some nice astronaut suits though Didn't bezos eat shit walking around the capsules thing to do no no I mean I I don't know dude this seems this seems like it absurdity to me. Hmm, I Don't know why I don't know what the thing is here or what it is or whatever something Maybe it's a stunt to get investment or I don't fucking know not that you need it. The dude's fucking probably I Don't know he probably owned space I Don't know he probably owned space I'm saying

There's an Amazon store there. Yeah She's the same thing with the eyebrows, huh? She got the same thing I'm not a fan of any of these people. I these are mainstream celebrity people that You know, why are you not treating me like an astronaut? Well, because you're fucking not. You're not a fucking astronaut. Are you an astronaut, Andy? No.

No. You know, I took a plane ride once. I'm a pilot. Yeah. Why are you calling it a ride? It was a flight. They're discriminating against me. I took the same route as discriminating against against women yeah, right fuck up Yeah, it's wild guys jump in on this guy. You know what? I'm more tired of I'm just tired of people of places of privilege

like for real crying about their oppression and their fucking these things like Lady, you're one of the most privileged people on the fucking planet, okay? You're a mainstream celebrity. For whatever reason, I don't know, all right? Because the, what she's insinuating is that people are not giving her the proper amount of respect. You know?

Like bro, shut the fuck up because you're an astronaut yeah we got fucking Michelle Obama talking about oppression in front of the whole world bitch you're the fucking first lady mm-hmm or whatever former first first something first gentleman yeah but I'm just saying like what is this yeah it's so good I don't believe this I think it's bullshit mm-hmm That's just my opinion. Maybe I'm wrong, you know, maybe I need to become an astronaut so that I can experience Let's do it firsthand. Let's go take a flight to space

Yeah, guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments Let's know what you guys think that being said our third and final headline, man This is a this is a weird when I caught out of left field This is why we lost So we talk about you know having to step up like there's a cultural shift happening In the country right now, I guess it's good to see like I guess it's it's good to see I don't know You guys tell me what you guys think down in the comments. There's this video that was posted on Instagram Let's check this out This is why we lost part two White women stop abandoning your sisters Trust black women they lead the way

Oh we're mad as hell Oh can't you tell Oh we're mad as hell Can't you tell We just stand, you fucking bastards, oh we're mad as hell, can't you tell? Thank you. They're mad as hell, but now they're celebrating their song. Yeah, this is why they lost.

It's exactly right. It was kind of catchy. It's always the same suspects. Is it not? Is it not? That's accurately weird. Yeah. It's the same motherfuckers.

The Subaru haircut. Yeah, It's the same motherfuckers. The Subaru haircut. Yeah, it's the same people. You could listen to the words and guess correctly. You guys listening on audio, they look exactly like you think they look. Yeah. We have so much at home, I don't have anything to do. What should I do?

I should just get angry, make a song about how angry I am. And then black people will like me. Yeah Yeah, they won't rob me. Yeah, no, they were they're thinking. I don't know what they're thinking I I think these people grow up With no challenges in their life and they decide that they need to become important and this is how they become important Where are the black people singing this song? Mm-hmm. You know saying where the black people listening to the shit Though well, we know that they ain't listening that they wasn't there I mean that had mayonnaise all over it bro yeah no bro no they're bringing raisins for

sure I think it's important like dude there is a shift though like the shift has happened I mean this this guy you know he I'm not I want to like you know this ain't the only reason you guys lost It's because every single fucking point that is Important your logic is completely backwards. Mm-hmm, right? Yeah for sure like that's that's why you lost It keeps falling on itself. Yeah falls on itself. People are calling it out. Like I was looking through the comments on this video This one guy or one person burns Burn see 802 Put on the video saying as a former Democrat I can tell you that you're 100% right

I didn't leave the left They left me the constant race baiting wokeness anti free speech anti to a the double standards are so Beyond ridiculous wide open borders and then forcing us to pay for housing and healthcare for illegals while we have so many Americans in the street. The list is so long, I won't go into more. The thing is- That person doesn't sound like it.

You sound like a common sense American. That's not Democrat or Republican. Like, this is the problem. The associating yourself and your thoughts with an identity that then you dilute your own thoughts and your own thinking to Cater to that quote-unquote identity and be more inclusive with them

Right, like this isn't dude if you really want to fucking make a difference stop saying I'm a Republican or I'm a Democrat or I'm a Libertarian and start saying these are my thoughts. I believe in this this and yeah, these are my thoughts like I Don't identify with any of these people Any party people are confused by it too because like there's you know, I'll see clips get posted out Where you know, I'm criticizing, you know, Trump and people will say in the comments, things like fucking Hillary lover. Yeah. Well, yeah, those, those, those say, Oh, Andy's turned into one of them or, or, you know,

I can't like guys will be like, Oh, I, I, he's finally seeing the light. Listen, dude, I call it how I see it. And that's how we should all be doing it. All of us should be able to comprehend, think, and come up with an opinion on these issues independently, not because the group says that we agree with all of these points, right? Like if you're a Democrat, you have to agree that guns are bad and, and censor speech and be woke. Like that's not that none of that shit defines, should define a person's thinking.

And I think the biggest problem that we have in society is that we are collectively trying to find identities in these groups. You know what I'm saying? Like, why do we get to a point where you feel the need to choose a side instead of just choosing what you think and having discussions and being able to defend those points? I believe in this and this and this.

This is the heel I'll die on. This is kind of below the bar for me. bar if you want to take it a step further what what would make it better? How would we do it differently so it was made better? Yeah, that's not a conversation that happens over. Well. I know because there's no leadership, dude It's all clout chasing bullshit from both sides so they could sell a motherfucking shirt or whatever they're doing right you got people that fucking well, here's the reality the internet's full of low IQ people I Don't know what to fucking say like if you if you don't have and and honestly weak people Okay, because if you don't have the courage to say what it is that your opinions are or you don't have the capacity to

what it is that your opinions are or you don't have the capacity to communicate those opinions and say why you think those things, you're not thinking at all. Well, that's a problem. They don't believe in what they're saying. I don't think they know what they're saying. That's part of the problem. Like how can you have courage just to say something that you don't really know if you 100% believe in? I agree, but there's also plenty of people that do have beliefs that lack the courage to communicate And yeah, and what's happened is because we've been what were they say? I don't know how you guys were brought up, but my generation was brought up. They don't talk about politics

You don't talk about politics. Don't talk about politics, but yet the other side that's all they fucking talk about Okay, so I feel like that we've been indoctrinated culturally to stay quiet, all right? And this is why white people have been told they're racist for having any opinions. That's politics, just stay quiet. Yeah, that's right. Don't say anything or you might get canceled.

Fuck you. I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want. How about that? Okay, and that's what everybody should be doing All right Do I get some heat sometimes sure but also I get to go to bed at night saying, you know what dude? There isn't a person out here doesn't know how I feel about shit. I'm not hiding it I'm not carrying this weight around about how I truly feel and too afraid to say it like Where are the real Americans that are gonna stand up with independent thought and say hey? All of you people are fucking crazy. Yeah, well, I think that goes back to the point of like the cultural

Change that's happening society because I mean if I would like I went through the comments on just this video This lady Jane Doe as a black woman. I asked you to stop and I was pretty supportive in there. Yeah, mr Pesco Nova says full-blown retardation, you know, it's coming. It's coming. It's just been a slow fucking train, man It's just been these two people four years ago We're cheering this shit on and now you know now it's become the flavor to criticize it it's like dude look I was watching TV last night in my bar, and I looked, you know, I was actually working, but I had the TV on.

You know how I do. So I scan, I'm sitting here like, this is like, I don't know one in the morning And I'm sitting here thinking I'm like, all right, I'm thinking about all these things that I need to do with myself and the companies and my personal brand and I'm working through all these things and I'm thinking like super hard about them, right? Like how should we do this and what's the best way to do that? And how do we do this? And then like my eyes gazed up at the TV and the headline on the bottom

of the TV, this is on Fox News, was something to the effect of men and women's sports. Okay. And I stopped and I thought about it. I'm like, here I am trying to intelligently craft and think through some of the very hardest things to do in the world, which is to effectively run companies. It's the highest, most competitive game you could play. And I look up and I see people on national television arguing over what a man or a woman is. And when you really think about how far society has regressed to where that's an actual headline on television, it's pretty absurd. Right? Yeah. Like your little girls know what a man and a woman is. Yeah. And here we have what's supposed to be the most intelligent, the best and the brightest, the political commentators arguing over what a man and a

woman is. And that's what we've been reduced to as a culture and society. We haven't celebrated like true innovation or true success in so long. We've stalled. Yeah. And now, and dude, it really makes me think about some shit. So I started thinking about some shit more. And I started thinking about why do they do this why do they why do they indoctrinate people to be so fucking stupid why do we remove

competitive nature from society why do we tell these kids that they're gonna win just by existing and breathing the air why do we do all these things? And as I'm thinking this, I'm also talking to chat GPT in my fucking hand. Which by the way, you guys know that I think there's ethical issues with AI. But as I'm talking to chat GPT, it occurs to me that this is their way of forcing literal slavery into society. Dumb down the population, make them completely fucking inept, introduce this technology that removes the ones that are decent. It removes their opportunity by creating a tool that is superior and can do all of these things, which by the way,

they've had for many, many years. The point is I'm sitting here thinking about what why all of this is happening and dude like these people are gonna have to have a universal basic income they're gonna have like there's no avoiding it there's no there's no effort to curtail AI and what it's capable of doing it's not been been done. You see what I'm saying? Like bro, and I don't think people understand. They're not even having conversations on it.

Listen, they don't understand that if you work for a company and you are not extremely fucking valuable, your job will not exist in a year. It will not exist. Period. And in one year, it will not exist. Period. And in one year it will not exist. Because what I tell you that they were going to force, how they were going to force the adoption, I told you it would be greed. And now we have companies replacing entire departments of people with this fucking program. You know why they're replacing entire departments

of people? Because entire departments of people don't give it their all entire departments to people think that they're going to be employed forever and they don't have to get better. They do things because they're easy, not because they're right. We're doing most people like if you have a job right now and you're not working to be the absolute fucking best at what you do irreplaceable I think you're fucked yeah yeah well I mean it's interesting I'm a kind of I mean we've been talking about this for years talking about a dude and it's like the AI thing it's like four years ago bro I said I said dude now is your time to do this.

If you do not do this, the opportunity window will close. And now we're here. It's closing. It is fucking closing, man. And I mean, like, and that's the thing. It's like, I've always battled with that. It's like the net, what's the, is it a net positive, net negative?

And it's like, yeah, there's some cool things you can do with AI. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's cool. But like, what's the overall, is this good for humanity? And it's like, but that may be the other reason too of why there are no talks about regulations because they know it's necessary

because we've gotten to a point is. Now they brought us to a point like that on purpose. That man who just said that innovation has been stifled and that's intentional. It's been going on for 30 years. Now we have a fucking, now we have a society that would gladly welcome a universal basic income to not work and not realizing that that's going

to basically mean they're in poverty for their whole lives. You know what I mean? So guys, I can see the picture a little clearer every single day, man. And if you're not able to think, I I can see the picture a little clearer every single day man and If you're not if you're not able to think Thinking is going to become the gold standard. That's what you're gonna get paid for the tools The tools will be there instantly

But if you can't creatively think or know how to use the tools you're gonna be obsolete and it's gonna be in a year It's gonna be in one fucking year. That That's how this isn't five years from now. This is 12 months from now, 12 months from today. The, unless some serious regulation is put in or the culture decides that we are only going to support companies that employ real people, which dude, I don't think that's going to support companies that employ real people Which dude, I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't people know that Amazon is bad for the economy for working-class people But they still use it. You see what I'm saying? people know that We should be supporting American companies, but you know, they say they support those companies but companies. But you know, they say they support those companies, but the minute that is something

is inconvenient, they don't think about it. They're just like, whatever. So we have a big problem, dude. It's a big, it's going to be, well, I don't have a big problem, but most people have a big problem. And if, if you're young and you're, or you have a big problem and If if you're young and your or you have a job of any sort you better Dedicate your entire fucking next year of your life becoming the absolute biggest contributor to whatever it is that you do Or it's gonna be smell you later, bro, yeah, that's just reality Guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think With that being said it's our final segment thumbs up or dumb as fuck It kind of lead way right into this is about AI. That's what our thumbs up and dumb as fuck is

This may be one of the you know, I guess light-hearted Uses of AI and let's talk about it. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, people are utilizing chat GPT to turn their dogs into humans. Have you seen this? Okay, so let's- Yeah, see this is what people who are gonna be on universal basic income do with chat GPT. Will be doing.

Yeah, this is what they do. No, I'm being serious. There's gonna be two kinds of people. There's gonna be people that waste their time doing shit like this, and there's gonna be people that utilize that to become a fucking weapon. It's gonna take the effective people and make them a thousand times more effective.

And it's gonna take everybody else and expose them to the maximum degree of how ineffective they are. That's it. Yeah, they're putting the the man and man's best friend So yeah, so there's a I guess it's a new trend thing going around on social media So I got some of the pictures here. Let's just take a look see what you think yeah Yeah, that's pretty good, that's a little French I would say that's not a dog is that that's pretty funny. That's pretty good. That's a little French.

What kind of dog is that? That's not a French. That's a pug. That's a pug, yeah. That's accurate. That's what he would look like. That's funny, dude. That is fucking funny.

Got a little cat there. I don't know, that's pretty accurate. Little kind of Corso there. Yeah. Kind of looks like him. I can see it. Yeah. The people in audio should definitely come to YouTube to check out these pictures. This is great.

Okay. Yeah, what is that Indian girl? audio should definitely come to YouTube to check out this is great okay yeah what is that Indian girl yeah that's an Indian attire that's why it says they have Hindi names so it probably said oh this is my cat yeah they probably gave a description of the name and the chat GPT picked it up and gave like an Indian look to that human what's an Indian name for like a pet's name? Could be anything any female much Tika Tika masala, I don't know what she said. He probably said fuck you Andy That's a good one, yeah

Yeah, that's what he said. Whatever. That's a good one. Yeah. Here's Tony. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Well, so you know, you got dogs. Yeah, did you transfer? We got Otis and Charlie. There's Otis and Charlie. All right. That's pretty good. I can see it. That's pretty good.

I can see it. All right, I can see Come on They're doing them wrong. I can see it. Oh Charlie is a little grandma Then she looked like a little grandma That's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's pretty good though, man Otis is a fake Otis is a faker though. Like Otis is fake good. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good though, man Otis is a fake Otis is a faker though like Otis is fake angry. Yeah

That's funny. That's where that's the face. He makes like when he wants to be more bulldog. Yeah, he makes that face Pretty good. Yeah, that's good. It's pretty good. Pretty good, man. Yeah, it's on the way. Well, we got on that piece of it I mean, it's it's pretty good. I Think it's funny. I Think it's funny There's one that was really funny. It's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy I mean, it looks like it looks like a little little chat GPT blackface It's what it looks like. Yeah, it's like chat GPT is racist. What a fine gentleman. Yeah

Definitely. I mean that dude is dark. He's pretty dark That's pretty funny fucking mustache and everything yeah, dude Yeah, that's crazy. All right I'm gonna look at Otis and Charlie like this Yeah, that's pretty much their personalities Charlie's like a nice little grandma sweet little lady. I was a crabby old man You're not really crabby he just looks that way yeah No, man, my thumbs up for this. Yeah, I was up for this for sure. Yeah. All right, man. Thumbs up for this? Yeah. Thumbs up for this for sure.

All right, well sweet, man. Well guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Show the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze.

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