REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 874. Andy & DJ CTI: Mike Waltz To Be U.N. Ambassador, Pakistan Claims India Will Strike Them Within 36 Hours & Michelle Obama Blasts Trump's Immigration Crackdown

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump saying he's nominating National Security Adviser Mike Waltz to be U.N. ambassador, Pakistan claiming it has credible intelligence that India will strike within 36 hours, and Michelle Obama blasting Trump's immigration crackdown.

What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today We have Andy and DJ cruise the internet Okay, I guess that's what the new deal is now, but that made me do it did he okay Well, that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna that's what CTI stands for cruise the internet Alright, we're gonna put topics on the screen We're gonna speculate and what's going on. We're talking about what's true and what's not true And then we're gonna talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world Let's just get into it. Yep. What's up? Yeah. Hey, yep, because technically it'd be like CT MF I you know I'm saying

Oh, so we're being grammatically, correct? Listen, I'm trying. Oh, all right, I read the book You know I'm saying? Oh, so we're being grammatically correct? Listen, I'm trying. Oh, all right. Got it. I read the book, you know what I'm saying, that you gave me, the how to read. How do you read a book on how to read? Yeah. Yeah, so I'm trying, man. That is kind of a weird thing to sell, right?

Like a book on how to read? Yeah, yeah. Motherfuckers still buy it. Yeah. Anyway. You got the fee? You got the fee? Oh yeah, yeah, my fuckers still buy it. Yeah Anyway got the fee got the fee. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah We do have a fee the fee is very simple we make you a deal. All right We're not gonna fill your ears with ads for you know half the show And you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works simple. So don't be a hoe share the show

All right, very very simple man. We got a jam-packed show today. Oh we do jam-packed. Yep. We got a bunch of different stuff We got an old-school segment coming back We got a Andy for Sella back on the internet. Oh, yeah Yeah, we got we got listen. This is a jam-packed episode here for a special Friday release man. Yeah, you know I'm saying and So we got plenty of time. We'll get there Yeah, but let's just get it going man. Oh, let's get it going. I think we should start this episode off With an og segment. We've done it before people liked it. They it's 90 seconds of liberal insanity Sounds good to me. Here we go.

We love America, we love America. The red, white and blue. America is everyone's home. Even Mrs. Tina is home. Break it down Hannah. Tina, Tina you're sexy as hell, white palettes, even more than that. Everyone is beautiful in the red, white, and blue country. America, oh America, America is home. Break it down, Becca. America is beautiful, America is home.

Where we stand, where we are all gorgeous in our home. Not only we, but our friends Tina is beautiful. In the red, white, and blue America. America is home. That's not real. Oh, bullshit. That is real. That is as real as American pie that's AI

No, I don't think I could do that I Don't think it would do that Violating terms Bro, I'm sorry, sir. You're fucking insane. No, I can't do it. Oh Fuck man fucking insane. Yeah, no, I can't do it. Oh, fuck man. That's where we are.

That is, that's the state of the union, man. 90 seconds of- Did you notice how these people are now trying to pretend as if they're patriots? They love America, don't they? Yeah. Isn't that like, yeah, that's weird. Like last year, they were burning the flag

and then kneeling at football games. And now all of a sudden they're the Patriots. We love it. And everybody else is the Traders. Got it. That is weird. It is weird. Bro, that sit-in we talked about the other day, I actually got a chance to see it after

we talked about it on the show. The sit-in, which one? That sit-in that they tried to do last weekend. There was like nine people that showed up. On the steps? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bro.

Bro, that Jeffreys dude was talking about how, you know, he was using General Grant's quote. You know, there are two parties, you know, traders and patriots and like, bro, what the fuck you talking about? You're the traders. Like you always have been. You guys were burning flags last year.

Like three days ago. Yeah, you're burning the cities down. Like now all, like what are you, what's going on here? It's weird. Super weird. It's weird, man. I don't know what that is. Is this like a marketing technique?

Like you're trying to like project yourself to be, like you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like what is going on they couldn't recite the Pledge of Allegiance I know they can't recite it can't recite Kamal Harris couldn't do it she couldn't do it like like yeah it is weird man it is weird I don't know I don't know what that is yeah well it's painful it is definitely painful to see but yeah, I can appreciate their breakdowns Well, that's how white people get bad name, bro

We shouldn't even allow people that should be shit they censor off the internet now I will say this some of you guys can dance Like some of you guys got it. You know, I'm saying like there's the rhythm in there You know I'm saying like I give credit, you know, I'm saying to some yeah, but most most Shouldn't just shouldn't try it. I agree and these these they fall into that. Yeah Yeah, 90 seconds of liberal insanity guys. Let me go. Let us know what you think down in the comments, man With that being said, let's get into our cruise We got a lot of stuff to cover man. It's're gonna be, this is a global episode, okay?

We got a lot of stuff to cover. Guys, if you wanna see these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfruisella.com. You guys can check them all out there. And I'm also gonna try to behave myself this episode, okay? No racism. Oh, okay. That means extra racism. I'm gonna behave myself this episode, I promise.

All right, we're released for the first segment. Headline number one, let's dive into it. We gotta debunk some myths that were going around. This was a wild headline for some reason. There was a lot of talks in the White House today. Mike Waltz, Waltz was getting fired from the national security advisor position. And I mean, dude, it was everybody was covering it.

Fox News, CNN, right? Like Trump's national security advisor, Mike Waltz expected the department administration sources say. NBC jumped on the bandwagon and and they were all trying to link this that signal chat leak bullshit that was going on But everybody was covering it just a quick debunk because you know It only took a couple of hours of you know, everybody, you know going crazy and losing their minds about this That Trump finally cleared the air with a truth

He posted this out around one o'clock today saying quote, I am pleased to announce that I will be nominating Mike Waltz to be the next United States ambassador to the United Nations. From assignment uniform on the battlefield in Congress and as my national security advisor Mike Waltz has worked hard to put our nation's interests first. I know he will do the same in his new role In the interim Secretary of State Marco Rubio will serve as national security advisor while continuing a strong leadership at the State Department together We will continue to fight tirelessly to make America and the world safe again. Thank you for your attention to this matter

But it just goes into one of those things man man, of like all these people that like, the media I guess itself, they keep like, I guess they feel like they're protected because all they have to do is just say sources without actually. Dude, I was just thinking that. Like what is that? I was just thinking when you were reading that,

I'm like, I guess we can say anything we want as long as we say sources. Yeah, right. Or insiders. Right. Like in your safe. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Call it fucking journalism. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. What is that? It's a way for them to lie and propagate without having to be responsible for it. I can't reveal my sources. Right. Right. I have to protect my sources. Yeah. Yeah. You mean you made it up?

Well, I mean, because they got called out. I want to say it was Wall Street Journal. They got called out because they did the same exact thing with Tesla and Elon Musk saying like, oh, Tesla is looking for a new, you know, board of directors and, you know, new, new position. They're going to be ousting Elon and like both of them, the company and Eli, and both came out like that's full of shit. Yeah. Like I was like the smartest fucking dude in the world. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.

Makes perfect fucking sense. But I don't know what, dude, that's so annoying to see. I know you guys see it, but it's like, that's not journalism, man. No. It's not fucking journalism. Dude, it's propaganda. It's intentional, disruptive propaganda.

This is what they do. Listen, you don't have to have the facts right anymore to publish it, which is totally wrong. How many lives do they destroy by doing this? Dude, well Trump, I tried to find the video, there was a video going around of an interview that Trump did with ABC, I think, and they got a question, like, oh, but there's no investigations and no referrals.

Trump's like, how do you know that?. Trump's like, how do you know that? Oh, I mean, you know, like, well, how do you know that? Like, you're not even, you're not even, like, legally supposed to know that. Like, how would you know that there's not or there is? And Trump called him out on a, like, but it's just annoying, it's whatever. Let's talk about, let's transition this a little bit

to some judges. That's gonna be headline one. We gotta talk about some judges that deserve to be in prison. So, hold on, so was this tweet today? Yeah, this was today. This was today, so they did this whole like rattle up, like there was a whole media blitz.

So they made it seem like he was being fired when in reality. For the signal shit, correct. For in reality he was being. Promoted. Promoted to, yeah. Yeah, in many different, it's the highest post of the country. I mean, as far as ambassadors go, for sure. Just dumb shit. Dumb shit, dispelling myths, man.

Yeah, let's transition this a little bit. I wanna talk about some judges because I got a couple of headlines here that are, they're wild, man, they're wild. So this first one here, judge orders suspect behind fire bombing of Missouri Tesla released from federal custody. Let's dive into this a little bit.

US magistrate Judge Jessica Hedges agreed that Owen McIntyre, who is 19, a student at the University of Massachusetts, Boston, should be released after McIntyre's lawyers argued he be released noting that quote, he has no criminal record and that he has quote, strong ties to his community in Missouri. The same community he tried to burn down.

McIntyre's lawyers also argued that he be released noting his quote, medical and mental health needs. McIntyre has reportedly been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder attention deficit hyperactivity disorder ADHD depression and gender Dysphoria according to court records. Let's check this clip out Maria and John the government wanted Owen McIntyre to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the judge in Boston sided with the defense in this case, which cited multiple medical

issues facing the 19 year old, including autism spectrum disorder, gender dysphoria and ADHD. McIntyre's attorney argued the teen should be released citing serious and ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would not be provided while in federal detention. The defense filing says McIntyre is being treated for depression and since March has been receiving gender affirming care. That care would likely be interrupted or terminated in federal custody. Well, it don't look like he's getting treated outside fucking jail. So, so, so now we can blow shit up and we could say we're depressed and have

autism, which has become a virtue signal. Like you go on Tik TOK right now, dude, there's all these, it's a new thing, thing man There's all these women who are fucking 30 years old who are saying. Oh, I just got diagnosed with autism I never knew it. That's what's wrong with me. And then they're making videos of them doing stupid-ass shit Pretending that they have autism which is insulting to people who actually have it or deal with family members who actually have it It's insane. So we're going to virtue signal autism. Like it's like the new fucking thing. They all want to have disabilities. They all want to be in a protected class because they can't be in a protected

class anymore with this trans shit or whatever else they're, they're choosing to act like they're, they have autism. And so, regardless of all that, whether you have autism or not or depression or not, or any of this other shit that excuses you from committing violent fucking crime offenses. No, bro, get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit. So basically any of us that get caught doing anything, all we have to say is that we're retarded. I was about to say that.

Yeah. I didn't know because I'm an idiot. Wait, wait, grenade. Boom, wait, wait, I'm retarded. Yeah. I'm like, bro, what the fuck are we talking about here? Oh, wait, I do have a, did you hear there's another word that came back?

No. Dyke. I didn't know that went away. Yeah, it went away for a little bit. It was like a little hermit for a minute. I didn't know that was considered an offensive term. I just thought it was what it was. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's back, so yeah. I'm retarded, Dyke. Don yeah, I'm going to turn it like and don't lock me up. It never went anywhere. But like, dude, and you know, that's not okay. Okay, so clearly, if we have people with mental disabilities, or depression or anxiety, so so they're dangerous. So should we remove all of those people from the fucking should we put them all into mental institutions?

Because they're gonna do violent things like we're setting work. It's a dangerous precedent Dude, yeah, but it doesn't matter because nothing nobody's ever held accountable unless it's like the set, you know Unless it's convenient for the political agenda The rule of law has been so watered down and bent so hard to, to judge his personal agendas that the only people that are held accountable are people that don't align with them politically or socially. And, and so like, you know, I don't know, this is, this is absurd. That person should be in jail. And if they have autism and they have all these things, I think that's a case for them, if they're gonna be violent, to actually be detained. Because they're clearly a threat to the people around them.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not like they were getting the help outside. They're blowing shit up. So like, if I lock them up, like, it's crazy to me. It's crazy to me. But like, I'm just sick of this shit, dude. Like I am sick of the, here's what I'm sick of in society. I'm sick of people making excuses, pretending like they have medical issues that are, you know, made up. All right. Like I'm not saying depression's

made up. I'm not saying autism's made up up I'm saying people make them up to get out of shit and they say I have this so I'm not accountable for that. Well That's not okay And dude we have this situation society where everybody can get away with anything as long as they say mental health My mental health was suffering so and they almost like leverage it against you like oh I got fired because my my employer didn't understand I was dealing with mental health well motherfucker you're hired to do a job and you can't do it that's it I don't your mental health does not play into reality but apparently it does at least they're trying to make it yeah I don't I don't do my I couldn't do my job because I'm struggling with mental health well fuck dude I don't know what to tell you.

Grow the fuck up. Well, that's what I had to do. That's what everybody else had to do. That's the other piece of it, Eddie. Like the reason, and I truly, genuinely, firmly believe this in my being, that like a lot of the stuff we're seeing, man, like even like you take depression, right?

Like I know it's a real thing, but I think when you start peeling that shit back, it's because people aren't doing anything Well, of course, they don't have a purpose. They're not achieving anything. They're not doing anything They're bored. They sit in front of their TV. They game they they eat shitty food Dude, when you're gonna have some fucking problem, dude when you make your life uber convenient and remove the purpose and remove the work and remove everything that gives you self-worth and self-value. You are naturally going to feel irrelevant

and you are going to feel depressed and you are going to feel that way because you know that you are not doing exactly what you should be doing. And this is no secret, humans need purpose. And when we take this, this is the danger of technology. All right? We are trying to create, and we means society. It's really they, okay? They're creating a society that is uber convenient. Okay, I have instant food, I have instant. I now I'm gonna have universal basic income because AI can do everything for me

So basically these people should just sit at home and do nothing like what the fuck are they gonna do? Well, they're gonna sit at home. They're gonna play video games. They're gonna live in this virtual world None of which are what we as humans are designed to do. And they wonder why they feel like shit, you know, like, and dude, but regardless, that does not excuse someone from committing crimes. You know, Oh, I, I, I pleaded sanity. I murdered an entire family. Well, that doesn't matter. You still murdered an entire family. You're going to fucking jail.

Like that's how this should be. We need to stop sympathizing with people for whatever happened to them in the past or whatever trauma they had or whatever. It's fucking bullshit, bro. Like we have all these therapists and all these victim culture people out here selling the idea of mental health and trauma and healing as if it's a permanent stop right as if you're supposed to be healing your entire life bro healing is a temporary

thing that is other in other words you know what it's called? Get the fuck over it. Right? Whatever you got to do to feel better so that you can move forward. It's not a place for you to stop your life and dwell, which is what a lot of these people do. And a lot of these therapists convince these people that they're perpetually broken and they create a cycle of Brokenness for these people so that they can make a fucking profit like if your monetary income Depended on people being sick. What motivation do you have to actually fucking heal them? You know what I'm saying? Right. This is all bullshit and then we have we have society excusing these people for the things that they do

Okay Well, I know what I can say now if I ever get in trouble You know, I swear i'm saying it right next time I get pulled over speed. Sorry, man i'm retarded I I don't know what to tell you. You can't give me a ticket. Yeah, right. Otherwise, you're a bigot. Yeah, right You're a retardist. Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm. You hate retarded you Can't give me a fucking ticket I'm just saying man. Oh man. What a time to be alive man. What a time to be alive

another thing that will also get you off. What? Tell me to fucking lie. No no lie no lie. Another but another thing yeah that can get you off of being held accountable is is not being a US citizen at all. Not even supposed to be here. Alright and you're committing bullshit. Who are we holding accountable? Yeah, literally. Nope. White people. That's right. White people. Yep. For the raisins and potato salad. Travis County. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. I think I think that deserves some real punishment. Just saying. Um, Travis County Judge slashes bond from $1.2 million to $7,000 for foreign trucker who

killed five, including a baby in fiery Austin crash. Dude, this is, this is fucking insane, man. Bro, it's like that guy, that guy, that guy ran over police officer here in St. Louis. Yeah. That was illegal and he was drunk. Got off. You get off. You know what I mean?

So I mean, yeah, you either say you're retarded or just say you're not from here And don't speak English like and you're good. You're good, man Let's dive into this a little bit because this is so this actually happened a while ago Of when this actually like initially happened so a Travis County judge on Tuesday slash the bond for Solomon what Kalali? Arara a foreign national and 18 wheel drive, 18 wheeler driver from one point two million down to a jaw dropping seven thousand dollars despite his role in a tragic crash that left five people dead,

including a child and a baby. The deadly pile up occurred last month on Interstate 35 in North Austin involving 17 vehicles and 17 people Resulting in a fiery devastation and multiple injuries victims and their families are now pursuing more than 150 million dollars in damages But for the Travis County judicial system the perpetrator gets a wrist slap and a ticket to walk free under laughable conditions so Wakanda Arara Who was initially charged with five counts of intoxication and manslaughter?

On two counts of intoxication assault allegedly failed a some field sobriety test. What's the difference between? intoxication and intoxication Is there a difference? Oh Well, I mean you said intoxication. I may have read it wrong. And then you said intoxication. I just didn't know if there's a difference. Oh, I think I don't think intoxication is a word. That's the joke. Oh yeah. I was just didn't know. Mm-hmm. I'm glad I know now though. Listen, I have no problem being held accountable. All right.

I'm one of the few. That's your white hat. You know how most people got like, it's like, you know, you got God and devil on the shoulders. Mine's just like white DJ, black DJ going back and forth. You know what I'm saying? Steal it. No, just say borrow. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? That's my life, man. That's my life. That's my life. Oh, man. It's a constant battle, isn't it? Dude, listen, it's hard. It's hard, man.

See, mine's like mayonnaise or racism by potato salad. Put Old Bay in there. Too much pepper. You know what or raises in my potato salad. You know, put old bay in there too much pepper. You know what I'm saying? It's dance. Don't fucking dance. Oh fuck dude. Oh man. Yep.

Yeah. But he failed his sobriety test. He failed to do it, I believe. Officers citing classic symptoms of central nervous system, depressant use, bloodshot eyes, mumbled speech, and swaying. However, subsequent testing revealed no drugs or alcohol in his bloodstream, so it might have just been low IQ is what it sounds like.

The intoxication charges are stemming from what prosecutors are arguing is sleeplessness. So is what they claim They also claim antidepressants might be to blame Yeah, I mean, I don't know but this is his condition is bond agreement now so seven thousand dollars dude, what are we doing? Mm-hmm. You're what are we doing? So we just say whatever we want. Oh, it's because of this Oh, it's because my dad spanked me when I was fucking three because my dad didn't. Yeah. Well, you know, it's

because I was on that depressants. It's because I cut my dick off. Yeah. Because I had an energy drink five hours ago. Like, what the fuck can we not you know, like what? So we just blame these things on anything now? Yep. This is insane. It's wild, bro. It's wild. Oh dude, you know, I'm sorry I fucking wrecked the car. I'm on antidepressants.

Who's that guy? That's the Wakanda guy. Oh. Shocking. Yeah, man. It's sick, man. It's sick. Dude, I'm just tired of this lack of personal responsibility and Accountability based upon these bullshit stories that people tell

Everyone like I act like an asshole. Oh, sorry. I'm bipolar. You know, I I wrecked my car. Oh, man It's the antidepressants. I was having a bad day. Like there's no accountability now. People get to make up anything they want to escape accountability. It's fucking insane. Oh, I fire bombed a Tesla. Oh, it's because I have gender dysmorphia. I didn't think that you had gender dysmorphia. I thought you were a woman. What the fuck is it? You know what I'm saying? I thought you knew. I thought you knew since you were born that you were a Woman on the inside. I didn't know you had confusion about it. Yeah, right. So what is it? I were at least we're finally admitting that no dude. It's the first women in space. Oh really? What's a woman? Oh

Wow Dude, I'm just tired of the convenient application of whatever anyone feels like to push any narrative and escape any accountability. It's absurd. And it only works for protected classes. It does not work for anyone who is not in a protected class, like, which is me, you know, like, dude, real talk. Like if I did that, what would happen to me?

If I did either one of those things, what would be, what it'd be all over the fucking news. White nationalists. That's right. Andy Frisella fucking kills 75 people when it's fucking none, right? It'll be totally a lie, like, and it'll be based on sources. You know? Like, dude, it's insane.

Dude, I'm just going to claim gender dysmorphia now. Anything that happens to me. Sorry, dude. I'm confused. Yeah. It was not you who did it. It was Andrea. That's right. It was. Did you say that's white? Yeah. I'm white and intoxicated. That's what it is. There we go. There we go. Guys. I'm white, intoxicated, gender dysmorphia, depressed. Retarded. You can't prosecute me.

For anything. The laws do not apply. Sir, I need some proof. Just dance, you know what I'm saying? Oh man, we live in a fucking strange place, bro. What a time, man. We have to, like in real talk, I know we're talking a lot of shit and making jokes,

but like, dude, we as citizens have to start demanding accountability for all people. If the laws only apply selectively, then the laws do not matter. Period. We will never have civility or structure or rule of law in society with selective application. We won't have a high trust society. We'll have exactly what we have, which honestly, I think all of us are getting pretty fucking tired of

Yeah, well guys tell us if you are tired of it. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think I'm about this topic with that being said, let's go check out some of your thoughts and opinions As we all they're gonna be is people talking about how good DJ is. Oh bullshit We already know how this is gonna to go. You want to bet? First comment, what do you think? I don't know. DJ is the funniest. No, man.

His first comment, bro, listen. Oh, wait, hold on. Before we get into this, I got a fucking bone to pick. Uh-oh. All right. With who? I put a poll up on my story that said, who wins? 100 Andy and DJs or Gorilla? And 65% said Andy and DJ, which clearly they're intelligent. But apparently 35% of you are in a protected class.

Because there's no fucking way. No, there's no chance. There's no way. And first of all, a hundred Andean DJs is actually 200 people. Technically. So, we would definitely win. Mathematically.

Dumbasses. Yeah, and I'm not a botanist, but I think the math works out. Okay. Let's crew some comments, man. Okay. What? What?

This first one, man, AZFlyboardRental. My vote on the tag team name is Heat and Humidity. I liked it. Still think they like me? Huh? You still think that's all lifting up DJ, huh? They called me Humidity. I like it.

Heat. Heat's good. I'll take it. Heat and humidity. Fuck, that's rich, man. That's rich. See what they did there. Yep. Thanks. Next one. Purple pig farm. Oh, you know, this is going to be good. Purple pig farm. Andy. DJ, make a monkey sound. DJ. DJ. Ooh, I want a hellcat Bro, that's some racist shit Some racist shit man Man what man

What the fuck man? That's some racist shit purple pig farm. you should be proud. I mean, fuck it, man. It is what it is. It's good for the soul. You know what? Here's the thing. This is the other thing. We are in a protected class because we're comedians. We are.

So what the fuck we want? We can. We are not business people or podcasters or youtubers. Nope. We are Comedians which means we can say fucking anything. It's joke and if you don't like it Tough can't do anything cuz we're protected tough balls, man Now I got some other comments and Andy Andy for Sala came back to Instagram. He did. It was an accident. No, it wasn't. It was an accident. Was it not?

Yes. So dude, it's real, real. I swear, I swear it was an accident. Okay. So I was building out, okay, it's been five years since I've posted. Yeah, literally five years. And since then, there's been a lot of updates

to Instagram, right? And so I was like trying to build out my post as if I was gonna post. I wasn't actually gonna post. Are you just testing it out? I was trying to build a carousel and make a nice post. I wanted to show the receipts,

which are so uncommon these days. I wanted to communicate to people like, hey man, these people that you think are these, you know, rich, smart, like dude, they're just like you, they just don't fucking quit, which is what I've always told people. And you know, we have a lot of frauds and fucking fakers that can't show the receipts.

And that's not very inspiring, bro. It's not inspiring when you just show the result and you don't explain like how you actually got there. Like instead of, you know, just selling people the end result and pretending like they can have it too. And then the only way they make their money is by selling people that dream when they haven't actually done it.

Anything else besides sell people that. I don't like that. That's not real, okay? And I just wanted to show people what it looked like, how the fuck I got here. And we have a lot of people that follow me that don't know my background. And so I was just, okay, let's build a little visual

carousel and a caption. And I was building it out, I'm like, this would probably be a pretty cool post. And then my phone rang. And when my phone rang, I answered it, and then I put it on speaker because I was still trying to look at the carousel and it posted.

And I was like, oh shit. And then I was like, fuck, all right, whatever, man. And so that's what happened for real. People loved it. Yeah, it was like, hey man all right, whatever, man. And so that's what happened for real. People loved it. Yeah, it was like, hey, man, it might be another five years. But you know, it is what it is. You know, I think, you know, here's what I will say. It was really cool to see so many people

that I recognize their IG handles from like years and years and years ago, still following along. And there was a lot of stories in the comments, which were like, hey man, since then I've done this. You know, since I found you, this is what I've done. And guys like real talk, man, like, you know, jokes aside, that inspires the fuck out of me. Like, cause like, dude, when you're here

and you're talking into a microphone or a phone, it's like talking into the abyss. Like you don't know how many people are actually following it or doing it. And you wonder like, fuck dude, does anybody hear what I'm saying? And, uh, it was just cool. Cause like I got a lot of DMS and there was a lot of posts and comments, um, or a lot of comments in the posts that were kind of telling me like how people Have progressed and I just that made me feel it made me feel good and it made me proud of everybody That's out there doing the work and I know we fucking joke around a lot

We talk a lot of shit, but uh it I don't know. I think we got a really special community And it's just it's cool. So like I'm I'm, you know, I'll probably, I'll probably stay on it just so we can start, you know, connecting again. And I don't know. I'm just, it's just, it made me feel grateful. Yeah. We shall see. It's just, people fucking loved it. We pulled a couple of comments. Oh, we're doing Cruz Andy's comments. All right. Hey, that's a good deal. You guys comment in my post, we might put you on the show. Might put you up. So this first one, Nico Lasvico.

Andy coming for the course sellers. I mean, I'm not, but I think my presence sort of speaks for itself. Listen, I think there's going to be a lot of people delete their fucking Instagrams after this. I'm just being real. Well. We'll see.

There's other wrong with courses from people who've actually done real. Well. We'll see. There's nothing wrong with courses from people who've actually done things. Yeah. The problem is- That's the key. Yes. That's the key. There's nothing wrong with spending money

to learn things from people who have done the things they are teaching. That's called intelligent. But when you just look at someone's lifestyle and you think, oh, I'm gonna buy this course because I think I can have that, that's called protected class. You know what I'm saying?

Like it just, yeah. That's real. There's an actual mortgage fix says AF back post in Squares before GTA six. Oh man, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one.

Probably a favorite one from a white ninja season. It's white nigga season. What? What? What? What? It is. It is.

It is. It is. Bro, look at the, I like the profile picture. You know what was funny, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

Bro. Bro, you know what was so funny about that? Is that I saw that comment and I laughed and then like some of the people got like offended by it. Oh no shit. Yeah, cause it's like, you know, there's two communities, bro. There's podcast community.

Then there's Instagram community, YouTube community. It's all different. Yeah. So like a lot of these people don't know how much we talk shit and joke around on the show. And a couple of people were like, Oh bro, you know, that's it's like, dude, come on, man. We joke around here. It's all good. Relax. That's all right. I will tell you, I do block with the quickness.

You call my page with some bullshit, bro. You'd never be on it again. Yeah. And I will receive the people don't get you first. That's right. And I will reciprocate. Yeah. No shit, bro. Maybe I shouldn't do that ever. Just let the people handle it. People don't get you first. My people are fucking vicious. Yeah. I mean, look, I mean, just for example. But dude, I meet, I meet the motherfuckin' You don't want purple form. Huh? Purple form will get you.

Purple pig form will get you. Oh yeah, no doubt. You don't want that. But dude, I will meet your motherfuckin' energy, just so you know. Like, and I'm wittier than you. So just be ready. It's great, man.

It's a damn good time. Like I said, dude, what a time to be alive. What a time. With that being said, guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans, of course. And I want to say, like for real, dude, I just really appreciated all the love, dude. Real talk, it was awesome.

No, it was awesome. Yeah, let's get back to our cruise. Time to go global. What boat we taking? We taking your boat? Unchained. That's it, yep. Dude, DJ and I were sitting on my porch the other day

smoking cigars, and I said, when we get yachts, what are you gonna call yours? Fucking said he's gonna call it unchained. Bro, I mean, that's fucking sick though. That is fucking sick. I imagine my fucking pulling up, you know what I'm saying? Got my back, just fucking broken chains, man.

You know what I'm saying? It'd be sick. Listen, I'm doing it. I know you are. I'm fucking doing it. Yeah. Headline number two though, man. We gotta go global.

Let's go to, there is some tensions. All right, the waters are murky. Where? Okay. India? India and Pakistan. Yes. That's a good guess.

What? I said I'm gonna be good this episode. Zee. Nothing. Is it true? Are the waters murky? No comment. No comment.

I took Zee for a ride in an RA today. Did you? That was amazing. Yeah. I tried to let him drive it but he wouldn't do it. Now I don't want to mess up your car. It's been a long time since I've driven a stick shift. Well, I mean it's a good time to learn bro. One of my favorite cars though. Yeah, we ripped it. You did. Yeah. Did you? Yeah that was the funniest part. You could hear it in the building? Yes. It's a loud car. People heard it in different parts of the building inside. That's awesome. Yeah. Well let's go check on our buddies. We got some good friends over there in India. We got great friends in India. I like India. All right. And listen, India is ready to fucking make the moves. You know what I'm saying? This comes out, Pakistan claims it has credible intelligence. India will strike within 36 hours. Strike Pakistan?

Yes. Listen, this shit's getting heated. All right, it's getting real. All right, there's some real stuff going on. So tensions between India and Pakistan has escalated further After a top Pakistani official claimed early Wednesday to have credible intelligence that New Delhi will carry out a military action against

Islamabad within the next two days the claim came as both the United States and China urged restraint so What happened well? I didn't see a video I came as both the United States and China urged restraint. So what happened? Well, I did see a video. I'll tell you what I saw. Yeah, what happened? Like what got these two countries? Because there's always been tension, Z, am I right? Like India, Pakistan, they've always had. Aren't you guys like cousins? No, I'm being serious. Like same kind of people, right? Pakistan was a part of India before they declared independence. Yeah. And it was basically that happened because of religion differences. Like how here in America we are majorly divided because of

democratic and republican values. Over there the division is geared because of religion and that's one of the driving factors of the main two political parties that quote-unquote rule the country. And that's Islam and Hindi, right? Hindu. Hinduism. Yeah. Yeah. But there's always been tensions there, right? The water has always been murky. I don't know if it's always been murky. I don't know if it's always been. It's always been murky for a long time. For thousands of years maybe, but not forever.

We go far enough back. I'm sure it was nice at one point. It was calm and clean. And not clean, not clean. I didn't mean to say clean. What's the new tensions about? Okay, because this is actually a really fucked up story of what happened There was a terrorist attack in India. Okay

dozens Killed his gunman massacre tourist in Kashmir beauty spot And dude, it's so crazy. Like there was a there was a clip of a guy on his zip line So like I guess it's like a park, right? And there was a guy doing a zip line and he's like videotaping himself and like as he's going by completely oblivious. So what's happening underneath, like there was a fucking massacre underneath him. 26 people were killed. At least 26, dozens other injured, there was reports of like the gunmen were going around having people pull down their pants to verify if they were like Hindu or Muslim because Muslims circumcise themselves and Hindus do not. And so like they were targeting Hindus. So a racist terrorist attack. And so that's kind of what really kicked it up.

And India immediately went to blaming and saying that the attackers had some sort of connection to Pakistan. And so then the Minister of Defense from Pakistan came out with this clip, this video. Let's check this out. Pakistan has credible intelligence that India intends carrying out military action against Pakistan in the next 24-36 hours on the pretext of baseless and concocted allegations of involvement in the Pehelgaum incident. Indian self-assumed, hubristic role of judge, jury and executioner in the region is reckless and vehemently rejected.

Pakistan has been the victim of terrorism itself and truly understands the pain of this scourge. We have always condemned terrorism in all its forms and manifestations anywhere in the world. Being a responsible state, Pakistan open heartedly offered a credible, transparent and independent investigation by a neutral commission of experts to ascertain the truth. Unfortunately, rather than pursuing the path of reason, India has apparently decided to tread the dangerous path of irrationality and confrontation which will have catastrophic consequences for the complete region and beyond. Evasion of credible investigation is in itself sufficient evidence exposing India's real motives. Consciously making strategic decisions hostage to public sentiments, purposefully trumped up for securing political objectives is unfortunate and deplorable. Pakistan reiterates that any

such military adventurism by India would be responded to assuredly and decisively. The international community must remain alive to the reality that the onus of escalatory spiral and its ensuing consequences shall squarely lie with India. The nation reiterates its resolve to defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Pakistan at all costs. Pakistan, Zindabad. When did that terrorist attack April 20th April 23rd, I believe actually you had the video of the zip line thing. No No, April 22nd is when is when it happened. I thought this was would you have more on this? Yeah

I mean like it's been it's been it's been getting heated. All right, there's there's like there's sources saying That along some of the border shots have already been starting to get exchanged between both sides. There was an interview. Let's check this clip out real quick. Burn you Pakistanis to death. Go on. Bring it on. Yeah. You will not be given the grave. You will be given fire. We are going to burn you to the ground. We are going to burn you to ashes. I give you my word. I give you my word. You will be burnt. You will be burned.

You are not worthy. To breathe on this earth. You will go to the mosque. Full context. Is this how it goes over there, bro. Is this how you guys do shit? I kind of like it though. They're both in London while this is.

Yeah, but why don't they just fight? So the guy on the left, I'm trying to loosely translate. He's saying that you don't deserve to breathe the air on this earth and we will not only nuke you, we'll fire you and just remove your existence. Yeah, you will get no grave. Yeah, that's what he's trying to say. But yeah, this is, sometimes this is how the debates on new channels, that's how they go. I like this. Yeah. They get super fiery. This is how it should be. Yeah, fuck you. Yes, and then you make the leaders fight That's how that's how it should be instead of sending all of us that fuck We got nothing to do with this shit, right? Like you guys send your I mean, I'm sure in every country

You know, they send their regular people to go fight these things because these motherfuckers can't get over their dick measuring These dudes should fight. Exactly. Well, I mean, like I said, I think how many people die because of the egos of these leaders. Yeah. There's nothing strategic to gain here. This is fucking ego shit. And we're going to say, well, you're going to send your fucking your your your fuck. Not only that, there is same everywhere. It's been the same for 1000 years. Correct. And not only that there is same everywhere and it's been the same for thousand years correct and not only that there is a very strong undertone of extreme extremism because of religion that's the main undertone factor between the problem with the what's the what's the conflict in religion I

understand they're two different but but like, like, so we can't tolerate other religions? No, it's not that actually. So I'll tell you, it's basically the same thing everywhere. How here, if you go out and talk to common people, they're all cool, regardless of where you come from. Same everywhere. It's the political agenda and the things in the news. And the main thing is because Muslims eat beef. And in Hindu religion, a cow is considered a sacred animal, is often tied of very high religious importance to a lot of gods. OK, and there are some states in India where eating beef is illegal.

OK, so that's the main undertone. So let's have a thousand year feud over fucking steaks. Exactly. I would. And I know you would. I'm sorry. Yeah. Well, you're not, you're not Hindu. It's fine. No, but the, but how we, we get it done here, it's the same thing over there. The people in the leading positions in the politics know this and they gear it purposefully. Yeah. yeah. That's what it is. So basically, India said that Pakistan tried to redeem some shit. India's like, do not redeem.

You know what I'm saying? That's a terrible joke. Well, and Pakistan's like, we didn't redeem shit, but we will redeem if we got to you know, I here's what I think So we're gonna send all our men to die over a motherfucking cow That's that How does that make sense? Yeah, I mean listen it does it but both sides are heated right now. I know okay

I saw a very I saw an almost I saw it almost go down, bro Well, listen, they've been pumping out fucking like military propaganda videos and stuff from both sides Yeah, I got I got an example of both sides. Yeah for the show for context. So this is what came out of Pakistan Let's check this clip. Help! Help! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 006 Help! Help! Help! Help!

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Help! Help! Help! So well, there's no secret as to why the United States kicks the fuck out of everybody show me your war face Fuckers got a fucking bayonet. He hits it with the fucking back of the gun All right, right So that was Pakistan this this is serious shit. Oh, bro. responded. They ain't fucking india does not fuck around india responded with this We see you Bro that shit slaps bro Oh Oh, this is

I got better music I'm fine with India bro. We're gonna have a good time too. India's in the bag man. Indian people have a good time bro. They don't have to fuck a party even when they're killing people. I'm with it. I'm with it. I saw a video of how this was gonna go down though.

Did you see this video? I saw a third video. Let me send it to you. Send it to me, yeah, let's put it in. This is the one I saw. I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man

I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man

I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna a beat up You're a rocker, baby I'm a rocker, yeah I don't wanna I'm just a beat up You're a rocker, baby I'm a rocker, yeah I don't wanna Be a beat up Be a beat up

I'm just a beat up I'm just a beat up I'm just a beat up I'm just a beat up That's some good shit right there. See that? Just that dance pass. Bro, you know what I feel bad for? No, cause here's the real shit real quick for like two seconds man. So like if these two countries really go to war, like blow it all out, who I really feel bad for is like the fucking, you know, the grannies and shit that were told that like the IRS is coming to fucking lock him up if they didn't send the 399 on a Walmart gift card

and they're just waiting for their fucking sentencing now, you know I'm saying because You know Kyle is not calling him back to tell him, you know, I'm saying cuz he's busy fighting, you know in the war Is this how this goes? Yeah, but this the section in the video is the one that's super bad, but yeah, it's how it goes. What do you mean? Like it's not, it's better than this. It's way better than this. Okay. So this is this is we just caught him on a bad day. Yeah. No, they took the worst section of the whole performance. And that's the way that's pretty good.

Bro, it's like a stadium around the border. So they just dance battle it out. It's not dance. It's like marching, but super exaggerated. And what that they stop at each other and shit. Yeah. So it's like cockfighting. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of like it. I kind of like how they do shit over there. Oh, I'm trying to find you a picture. And do you like Americans to go over there and live? Yeah, I would like to get go over there and live. Yeah. I would like to get in on that dance battle. You and I should dance battle.

That's the power move. Oh, look, look, here it is. So they have like a whole stadium, right? Right there where they do this at. It's like a whole stadium over there. I don't know how to blow this up a little bit. There should be a stadium. It's awesome. I've been there. I don't know how to blow this up a little bit. There should be a stadium. It's awesome.

I've been there. Are you being serious? Yeah. Like you went there and watched this? Yes. Was it cool? Yeah. It's called the Vagaboard.

Yeah, a lot from both sides. So there are seatings on both sides and there's a big door. So it's like, just like that. So it's like your American football. Yeah. Like you guys wear the jerseys and shit and cheer. Yeah, yeah. And then you paint their faces and stuff. And then after the game, you fucking tell the football team, like you guys wear the jerseys and shit and cheer. Yeah, yeah. And then you paint their faces and stuff.

And then after the game, you fucking tell the other team, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys eat the hamburgers in front of them? One side serves hamburgers, the other side serves, you know, magic burgers. Yeah, right, right. You guys are going to get a lot of spam calls now.

No, we're not, we're busy fighting, man. Like, that's what I was saying about the grandma. We are gonna get a lot of spam calls now. No, we're not. We're busy fighting, man. That's what I was saying about the grandma. We are going to get a lot of spam calls. Yeah, man. Listen, it's getting crazy over there. It's about to pop off. Shit's getting real. These guys look pretty tactical though. It's a nice little AK

they got. I mean, looking good and fighting good is probably two different things, isn't it? That's true, that's true, yes. I mean, I don't know, we'll keep you guys monitored as always of a lot of things. They should just stick to dance battling. I say you have one big dance battle.

Yeah. That's how we should solve things here. Winner gets the cow. But the one side don't want the cow. Oh, I get it now, yeah, they wanna save the cow. Oh, I get it now. Yeah, they want to save the cow. Exactly. Got it. Exactly.

Okay. Exactly. I think that's fair. I think that's fair. Guys jump in on this. So if India loses, no hamburgers. No, no hamburgers. But if they win, Pakistan's got to eat hamburgers. Wait no, the other way around.

No, you guys eat burgers, right? Well, yeah, no, he's not. He's not. But hamburger is technically pork. No. What? It's beef? It's beef. Who told you that?

Yeah. All right, I thought it was- It makes sense that it would be called ham burger, but no, hamburger. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How the fuck is he gonna know he's from fucking India, bro? I'm illiterate. It makes sense. I get what you're saying. It'm illiterate. It makes sense.

I get what you're saying. It does make, okay. In that context. Okay. But no, hamburgers are generally made with ground beef. I learned something. You've been over there making them at home with ham, huh? I learned something new today.

These hamburgers are different. I will never go to McDonald's. Oh shit, man. McDonald's has a veggie burger back in India. Really? If you don't get here. It's the only place that does it, isn't it? I'm not sure about other countries,

but it's because they have a large Hindu population. We don't get it here in America. Yeah. Thank God. You know what else we got here? I said I was going to be good, man. Yeah, you were the opposite of that. I said I was gonna be good man. Yeah, you were the opposite of that. Guys, jump into this conversation, man.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, a third and final headline. Headline number three, we got Michelle in the mix. Michelle Obama is in the podcast today. She is pissing some people off, among other things. Michelle Obama blasts Trump's immigration crackdown. It keeps me up at night. So this is getting some heat.

She's been labeled a hypocrite, among other things. Former first lady Michelle Obama said, President Donald Trump's aggressive immigration crackdown is striking fear into people of color in America. Obama made the comments during an appearance with her brother, Craig Robinson, on Monday's episode. Hold on. Let's stop this right now.

Let's point this out. They generalize all people of color so they can hope to rally the troops against this. Right? Like there's lots and lots of black people. In fact, most of them to the tune of 70 to 80% do not want these migrants here. Okay. So like I love how they lump that. Yeah. They try to create it like it's, it's this or that you're either team po puck or your team whitey. You know what I'm saying? Like dude, like dude, I'm so fucking tired of these Obama people. Like all they do is stir the race pot over and over and over and over again with no standing.

Okay. You have no moral. You were literally the highest office of this country, okay? You were president and first lady of the United States. And all they fucking talk about is racial oppression. Get the fuck out of here, okay? I am tired of hearing it.

I'll do this sick. It's like that, you know, the metaphor, like, you know, the ants in the jar, they shake the shit out of that jar. You know why? Because they are fucking enemies of America. They are not. They do not give a fuck about unity. They've understood for a very long time that the way to continue to pull the cloak over people's eyes is to stir

racial divide so that pox and whiteys will argue amongst each other and not notice how much they are taking from us which is pretty much everything at this point our freedoms our rights our tax dollars our our safety, pretty much everything. So before we even continue down this road, fuck you, okay, Michelle Obama. You are full of shit. Everybody knows you're full of shit and your time in the sun is fucking over, okay? I know that when you were president or first lady

and you were getting on the cover of all the magazines and you were the or in first lady and you were getting you know on the cover of all the magazines and you were the darling of the universe i know that's probably hard to come back to reality and realize that it was all propaganda and everybody was lying to you okay because you aren't um but we are tired in this country of being propagated white people and black people and against each other. We're fucking tired of it. Okay, so fuck off. But yeah, she went on Jay Shetty's podcast and had some things to say about Trump's immigration policies.

She was saying some shit about the safety. Mm-hmm. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, let's play a clip. I'm getting ahead of myself because it fucking irritates me. Let's watch the safety. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, that's Ahead of myself because it fucking irritates. Let's watch the clip. Let's check it out Couldn't be we couldn't walk around saying valedictorian straight-a student You know speaks excellent has excellent diction if you give them a chance You know we knew very early on that that no one was going to see beyond

the color of our skin at an early age. And that could get you in trouble. Stop. Do you know why no one sees past the color of your skin? Because it's all you fucking talk about. That's why real people out in the real world don't give a fuck about the color of people's fucking skin. We don't I don't give a fuck Do you give a fuck do you and we all have different shades of fucking skin and pretty much all I know All the white motherfuckers. I know is contrary to what people believe they don't give a fuck either Fuck dude. I'm tired of hearing it. Shut the fuck up. You were first lady in the motherfucking United States to hear it. Shut the fuck up. You were first lady of the motherfucking United States. No one gives a fuck. And I'm tired

of her preaching the way she preaches with her nose pointed down at everybody else. Like you're some sort of fucking moral authority on anything. You've never done a motherfucking thing. You were fucking elected off of race. You ruin the fucking country. And that's the reality of it. You would think you just leave Just shut the fuck up Yeah, go get your 48 piece

You fucking started this podcast and nobody listens to because you don't have a fake media propping up all the shit Fuck dude Fuck off. I'm dude. I'm so tired of their fucking faces and their smugness. They're so fucking smug They don't give a fuck about black people if they gave a fuck about black people tired of their fucking faces and their smugness. They're so fucking smug. They don't give a fuck about black people. If they gave a fuck about black people, they would actually hold the black people that are causing all the violence and crime accountable.

They wouldn't give them excuses because of the color of their skin. We couldn't be straight A students. I'm pretty sure there's lots of fucking very successful black people that did very good in school and they won valedictorian. I mean, there's a whole bunch of them. Okay. Like, fuck dude, we got our own fucking, we got black schools. We don't have fucking white schools. We got black schools. We got black television. We don't have white

television. You see what I'm saying? Like, dude, it's you the fucking cares. It's you that rides that shit because you benefit from it. Because it's all they can. And dude, they don't have a policy. Their goal is to destroy America and destroy its culture. And that's the real goal. These people are communists. Those were the first two fuckers that actually got into power about it. They do not give a fuck about black people at all.

And they fucking hate white people. So it's dude, I'm tired of hearing it. Anyway, let's continue so I can roast her some more. Uh, and, and that could get you in trouble. Yeah. I mean, when you talk about that fear, I'm sure that fear has been tested across your life in so many different places and I wonder what would you say has been the most hardest recent test of that fear because it's not one of those fears that you kind of get over and

it just goes away. It kind of shows its head in many different ways, I imagine. Well, in this current climate for me, it's, you know, what's happening to immigrants. You know, so it's, it's not the fear for myself anymore. I drive around in a four car motorcade with a police escort. I'm Michelle Obama. I do still worry about my daughters in the world, even though they are somewhat recognizable. So my fears are for what I know is happening out there in streets all over the city. And now that we have leadership, what's happening in the streets in the city? Oh, what is happening? Oh, migrants are coming into black neighborhoods and committing more crime and taking more resources that were meant for American citizens,

not black people, American citizens, okay? Black Americans are American citizens. And you fuckers have allowed all of these people to come in from all over the world and they are not the productive members and the brain surgeons and the fucking upstanding members of society. These are single military-aged males who are coming in to to buy your own admission your people's neighborhoods and

Fucking them up even more. Okay, so they don't get the resources they don't get the protection that migrants are taking all the funds that are meant for black Americans in their neighborhoods and that's what's happening and they're committing all kinds of crimes. Like bro, so let's be real about what's happening in the streets, Michelle. I know you roll around in a motorcade, so do I, but just so you know, that's what the fuck is actually happening. I fucking, dude, she's up there with Hillary Clinton for me, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Let's hear some more bullshit

It is sort of indiscriminately Determining who belongs and who doesn't and we know that those decisions aren't being made with courts and with due process And you know that it's being made courts and with due process and you know that it's being made. It's really easy who's making this. The decision is very black and white. It is American citizens first non-citizens, okay, and non-citizens do not have the rights of citizens, therefore do not get court dates. And you would think you would know that if you were first lady of the United States and a fucking scholar like you pretend to be.

They want them to have rights. They want them to have all the protections. They want the court, they want them to get held up in the courts so that they are here for the longest period of time so that they get to fucking vote in 2028. That's all this is. Please continue. I won't interrupt anymore. It's being made like this cop that pulled my brother over when he was 12. You don't look like somebody that belongs. I lied. Why the fuck is your brother getting pulled over when he was 12?

You can't drive in this country till you're 16 motherfucker. You think you know that too? What are you? Never mind. Wait, but wait, wait, wait. So your brother motherfucker. You think you know that too. What are you, nevermind. Wait, but wait, wait, wait. So your brother was pulled over, you know, driving around your house and the cops say, oh, you don't belong here. But wait, I thought you guys grew up in like a bad area and poor and like.

What are you talking about? Hold on. You can't, there's no, you can't drive when you're 12. Yeah, right. What are you talking about pulled over? Like he, you mean like on, like he's walking? Yeah, right. Or did he get pulled over?

Cause if he got pulled over at 12, pretty sure he stole the fucking car. Fuck. You know, I can determine just by looking at you that you're, you know, you're a good person or you're not a good person. And knowing that there's so much bias and so much racism and so much ignorance that fuels those kind of choices, I worry for people of color all over this country. And I don't know that we will have the advocates

to protect everybody. And that makes me, that frightens me. It keeps me up at night. And I know that there are, and I see that when I'm driving around LA, I'm just looking in the faces of folks who could be victim. And I'm wondering, how are you feeling? How do you feel standing on the bus stop? How do you feel comfortable going to work, going to school when you know-

Well, they don't feel comfortable because you guys fucking let all these criminals in and they're fucking terrified they're going to get shot by someone who doesn't even belong in this country. And on top of that, you're the ones that allowed them in. Your party, your people, your policies, your fucking bullshit lies that you try to convince everybody that it's about diversity and all this shit. No, it's about ruining the culture of the United States

and making it harder and harder and harder and harder and harder for the regular American citizens, black or white, to get by. Okay, that's like, she's not thinking any of this. Not only that, Andy, not only that, let's go back to good old Barry Obama, because the thing is is he has deported 30 times more immigrants than Trump has.

That's unfortunate. So if anything, Trump needs to be taking your guys' fucking playbook. Your husband deported more. Yeah Trump should hire Obama as the fucking and make him work with Holman. Yeah like how do we, well they did it, shit. Well they can do things. They can do whatever they want. No one says anything.

Otherwise, if you say something, guess what? Fucking racist. Fuck, dude, I'm so fucking tired of this shit. I'm so tired of being told as a white person that all white people are racist and there's so much racism and there's this and that and this and this and this and this and this. I'm fucking over it.

I'm fucking over it, okay? The real talk is, white people can't even fucking voice an opinion about black crime without being called race. Oh, you pointed out the crime data? You're a fucking racist. Okay? Oh, you think this kid in fucking Texas deserves to go to fucking prison?

It's because you hate black people, right? This is a fucking weapon that they've worn out. And it sucks that they've worn it out too, because there are actually cases of racism, and now we can't identify them, because fucking these people call everything fucking racist. Yep, they've worn out the sympathy drug.

And by the way, the real racism here is, is that white people can't say shit, black people say whatever fuck they want, and do whatever they want. That's the fucking truth, okay? That's the truth. All right. And dude, I'm not, I think it's wrong either way. The only thing she said in that whole thing was that, you know, good people and bad people. Like, and she didn't even add context to it. Like that's all it is, bro. It's good people and bad people. And If you're afraid for people that you drive up and down the street for and shit

Just remember you're the one that caused the fear. You're the one that fucking did this shit. You did it She's a piece of shit. Oh terrible piece of shit and but but to that point I don't think it might not be she no more. Listen, I've said it. I've said it and Now we get to hear from the horse's mouth. No, that's bullshit. Andy. That's out of context. Andy.

No, I saw it. I saw the whole clip. I got the clip. Just play it. I'm just saying. No, it's out of context. She's saying. That's a dude.

Why? That's a dude. Just play the clip. I'm fucking, this is bullshit. I wanted to talk Marlon a bit about, just so proud of how you are being a role model for dealing with a child that's transgender. And that's, you know, that warms my heart, particularly as a black man.

You know, would you care to share that journey of? Well, I learned that stop that's taken out of context. Look bro, I call it how I see it. What's right is right, what's wrong is wrong. I saw the whole internet say this, they're saying oh, you know, like, she's admitting that she's a dude. No she's not, she's saying that he's a black man.

Now why does she say that? Because it's. So you gotta see her dick to believe it? No, yes, like dude I know it's you know, so you want to see Michelle Obama's dick. No, I don't I'm saying I don't believe that she's we might joke and I say shit. Listen. Listen, I don't believe that I think it's bullshit You really don't know Okay, let me ask you this. Do you so you look at the difference between her and her brother?

It's a big fucking difference how they they look. Not to me. Same same. Same same. They're dip- they- come on dude. No. I think they look very alike. She has just made her look feminine. If you take that person on the right, make the person thin, he had a lot of hair. She does exactly the same. That's just my opinion. Same. Well, look, I don't, I don't, I, we might joke about it.

I don't actually believe it. I don't think it's right to fucking be serious about it because I, you know, okay. So let me ask you this, but here's the point. The point is, is that that that that comment was taken out of context and I don't like contributing to things like that or going along with things like that because I think it discredits people who go with that just like the left when they do crazy ass shit and lie.

No, listen, I get that. I definitely understand that. Do you think, have you seen all the shit on like Emmanuel Macron's? That's a dude. Okay, alright. I want Candace to do a fucking deep dive on her. I feel like somebody has to bro.

I think Candace would have if she believed that. Candace goes after the truth. And that's why a lot of people don't like her. I think Candace does a very good job of remaining unbiased. I think she says the truth. I think she's fearless. And I'm very thankful for her presence and culture because it's very real and it's very authentic.

And I think if Candace thought that she was a man, she would already be all over it. That's my opinion. I just think, I think the thing is, bro, is that like, you can't touch that. You know what I'm saying? she was a man. She would already be all over it. That's my opinion. I just think, I think the thing is, bro, is that like, you can't touch that. You know what I'm saying? Like, Candace, no, no, no. What I'm saying is-

Candace is not afraid to go after her. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, though, anybody that does or tries to, bro, like, I mean, that's, you're, like, that's like fucking with Hillary Clinton. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's up there on what,

do you remember Joan Rivers? I do okay So let John Rivers was also a comedian. She was but she was also dead after she said this Mr. Rivers, how are you? You made you made a ton of news officiating the wedding in New York yesterday Is this like a is this like a new cottage career move for you? Yeah, I should do very well because I don't show and do you think that the country will see the first the United States We'll see the first gay president or the first woman president?

Oh, we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. Got it. You know Michelle is a trans. I'm sorry, she's a what? A transgender. We all know. Oh my gosh. Oh gosh. It's okay. She does the... It's okay.

Nah, I know, I know. I mean, look bro, I don't know. Barack's brother, Barack's brother, Malik Obama, black man Michelle or black man person being interviewed. He believes it. No, he always stirs it up. Listen, I'm not gonna, it's whatever. You guys can think whatever you want. I'll think what I want.

I'm not buying, I'm not legitimately buying into that until I have, look man, everything can be edited right now. Voices, videos, and I've seen all the videos, and I've seen all, you know, her dancing on Ellen, and I've seen that shit. Dick Swinger? Yeah, I mean like, dude, that can all be made up.

And I just, I don't know. I mean, that's my position on it and maybe I'm wrong. And if, but until I'm proven wrong, I'm gonna say what I think and that's what I think. I respect that, Aidy. I respect it. I mean, it is what it is, man. I don't know, dude, like, I don't know.

Obama does seem gay a lot of times. No, I'm not saying that to be funny. He's got a gay vibe to him. Yeah, a little androgynous. It's, you know, and he's, but here's what I know. I don't care if he's gay, by the way, but what I don't like is this tone that these two motherfuckers use

with everybody. This like holier than thou, like stoic, like I'm I'm the moral authority and you are like fuck off. Who the fuck are you, bro? You are a civic fucking servant who got elected to fucking Senate

because you were black and you ran on being black at the beginning of running on being black started like this identity politics shit like let's be real bro obama didn't fucking win the presidency because he was a great politician he was a good orator he's one of the best speakers that's ever existed his policies were fucking trash dog shit yeah and he got elected because he ran on a lie that he didn't even believe himself which was change and hope and unity and the reason he got elected because he ran on a lie that he didn't even believe himself, which was change and hope and unity.

And the reason he got elected is because he's a tremendous liar. That's it. Yeah, he's a damn good speaker. Yeah, and they're good at shaming and leveraging people to feel like, I'm not racist. I voted for Obama because I'm not racist. You know what I'm saying?

Look at her face right there. Like these people always make these fucking, these faces and shit. Like it's like it's smugness. I just can't stand smugness. Who the fuck are you, dude? I'm really scared for people of color. What the fuck you talking about, bro? Black Americans are scared as fuck. They got fucking all these gangs and all this cartel shit and all these things coming in their neighborhood Soaking up all the funds that you motherfuckers promised them that would help their neighborhoods like no black people aren't afraid They're fucking pissed off right yeah, I mean They can't like I mean yeah, I mean these people come in They're stealing all the purses and shit that they're supposed to be stealing like I mean it fucks up a lot dude

It's I'm being serious the ecosystem. I'm being serious look dude Like, I mean, it fucks up a lot, dude. It's a... Bro, I'm being serious. It's the ecosystem. I'm being serious. Look, dude, black people should fucking legitimately hate Obama's because of what they've done in their communities. If they really knew and like really looked at it, yeah, for sure. If they looked, if they... If they checked out of the idea of identity politics and that I gotta stick with people because they're the same tone as me, Right. They would not like the Obamas.

Yeah. No, that's that's the truth. That's real. The Obamas have been more damaging to the culture of the United States, specifically the urban areas of the cities, which are more populated by black people than white people. Which they've destroyed and they've caused more damage to the black community than anybody else in the history of the country. That's the facts, dude. So you know, I think don't have a lot of dude. You know what it is, dude? They think that they're so much smarter and so much more cunning and so they think nobody can see their play. Like I hate to break it to you, Michelle and Barack, but you ain't the only smart motherfuckers

out here. Smart people can see through your shit, you know, and I'm just tired of it, dude. And I'm tired of them talking about this race shit. Like bro, we need to get past this idea that like America was founded on a fucking ideal. Okay, and It's not a race of people it is a culture and People who abide by that culture by into that culture are welcome here. No matter what color they are

culture are welcome here, no matter what color they are, if they come legally. But when they come illegally and they bring their crimes and their way of life from other places, they're not welcome here. Like we're not, we're not having you shit in the middle of street, buddy. You know what I'm saying? Like we're not having you rape 12 year old girls because that's what you fucking do, where the fuck you're from. Like fuck you. And, and, and if you want to know what they're really afraid of, they're really afraid of their daughters being gang raped like happens every single fucking day over and over

and over again in Europe all over the place. And they can't say anything about it because it's against the law. If they say shit about it, they go to fucking prison. Well, guess what? We could still talk up. And if we talk up and we fucking and This shit, maybe those people over there will be able to speak up but Americans better be quick They you guys better quit being afraid of being told you're racist for fucking speaking the facts No, well, I mean the truth is to bro like I mean and this how you know It's coming from a really evil place with these people specifically. It's like, you know, if you really if you truly wanted America to be less racist and you really want racism to end in America,

maybe the first place you would start is like stop telling more than half the country that they're fucking racist. Yeah, that'd be a good place. Well, yeah, because I'm real, dude. Yeah, that'd be a good place. Well, yeah, I'm real dude I'm it's creating the racism you say exists and it's creating the division and it's creating Like real fucking tension, but that's what they want. That's how you know, they don't really care bro You're a hundred percent right as A white man, I've been called racist for the last 20 fucking years for breathing the motherfucking air in existing.

Okay. Eventually people get tired of that. All right. And people who are less aware and less knowledgeable and less like understanding of what the play they're trying to run are probably are becoming legitimately more racist. No, that's not, that's what I'm saying. It's not, it's not like her taking up, it's not helping anything.

Absolutely. Like I'm aware of what they're doing. So like I can stop myself and be like, bro, this is fucking what they're trying to do. But like when you take somebody who may not be as aware of understanding how evil these people are and how cunning they are. Or just didn't get the job because, you know,

they were beat out from the DEI shit or. Or they got fired because they didn't get into the. No, they got fired because they were, even though they were better than other people because they need to fit a race quota. Exactly. That's gonna make people feel a certain way. It's gonna create the monster that they're saying exists

that doesn't currently exist. It doesn't, you know, it's sick dude. Yeah, but I mean, listen, I've been, I've not seen anybody in my lifetime has done more damage to American culture than those two. For sure. Without a doubt.

Yeah. And I think that, and then they're fucking, they're like proud of it. And then they act like they're not doing it. Mm-hmm You know i'm saying he's america so america's races. Why is america so racist? Yeah It's a sticking attire man guys jump in on this conversation Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about all of this man be happy like bro Remember when fucking when during this last election?

When barack obama went to that, uh hbcu and was talking to the kids in the cafeteria, and he starts talking down to him, like, you have a duty to, you know, I'm really disappointed in the black men. You have a duty. I'm disappointed in my brothers. Who the fuck are you, bro? My brothers, gotta vote for brothers. Yeah, right, exactly.

How about this? How about we vote for the people to make our lives better? Right. You know what I'm saying? We did vote for you, brother. Yeah, you fucked it up. You didn't do shit for us, brothers. Yeah.

Bro, the dude's not even, the dude was a plant. He's a CIA fucking plant. He's not even a real dude. I don't think he's CIA, I think it's beside. It's both of them together. The guy was fucking bred up to be put in that, he was installed into that position. Intentionally.

Yes, to do exactly what the fuck he did. He did it. He did it. Well, man, guys jump in. Let us know down in the comments if you ain't a ho. Yeah. Final segment, as always. Ron, I can't stand that lady.

I fucking can't stand her. Has she beaten out Hillary for you? No, they're the same though. Same same. Yeah. Got it. I, you know, they're equally as agitating in different ways.

But they both have the same smugness. Oh, it's the same. And I think that's what it is for me. Yeah. Like who the fuck are you? What have you done? Like what have you actually done? Like I know that you were placed in a role

and I know that you were the wife of a president, or both of you were, but I'm sort of confused on what the fuck you've actually done. Besides, tell everybody how great you are and dress like empresses and like you're the fucking ruler of the world. the fuck outta here? Ain't with it, ain't with it. But yeah, man, let's get to our final segment, guys. We got, as always, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Sorry, bring a headline in, we talk about it. You get to one of those two options.

Let's go to Germany. Let's go back to Germany. So we covered the story a few CTIs ago. You remember the the the the deer calling Competition they do over there, right? I do. Okay. Yeah They got another competition That's uh, let's check it out a thumbs up a dumb as fuck headline reads Bloody fingers are just part of the game in this traditional German sport

Hmm let that let that marinate for a minute. Bloody fingers. I've had some bloody fingers before. Let's see the sport. Jesus. Oh, let's go to Pong, Germany. Men in short leather pants and embroidered suspenders risk dislocating digits Sunday

as they vied for the top prize at Germany's championship in the sport of Fingerhockling or finger wrestling. Around 180 competitors took part in Sunday's 64th German Championship in Pong, about an hour's drive southwest of Munich. It's thought that finger wrestling, popular in Germany's Alpine region and neighboring Austria, originated as a way to settle disputes.

The earliest depictions of the sport go back to the 19th century. Participants on Sunday wore the traditional Bavarian dress known as trotch, right? Today Finger Holland is highly organized and follows strict rules, starting with exactly defined measurements for both the table and the leather loop. In Sunday's championship,

there were several winners in different weight and age categories. There are nine clubs in Germany and another four neighboring Austria says Horge Haler Careful chairman of Germany's oldest and biggest club finger-hackling schnickle schnitz schnitz from Nazi Let's check clip out I used to drive this car to make it easier to fight. I just thought, I'll pull it over you. Now they're getting serious. He didn't lumber it up.

There are different techniques. didn't lumbered up. Of course, my fingers are open and my blisters are here. It often looks bad because it's still bleeding. Respect for the kids! Munich's an awesome city. Never been in Munich. Fucking awesome, dude. I got fucking wasted there. I did. Yeah, and then we went to Hofbräuhaus. Like. You finger wrestling? No, we didn't do any finger wrestling. Not this time.

But we did drink the biggest beers I've ever seen in my life. And then we went on this thing called Mike's Bicycle Tour. There was this company, I don't know if it's still there. It's called Mike's Bicycle Tour. There was this company, I don't know if it's still there, it's called Mike's Bicycle Tour. Look that up and see if they're still there. Mike's Bicycle Tour in Munich. But then, so they give you these beach cruisers,

and they basically take you on a tour through Munich. So me and my buddy, we got, oh yeah? Yeah, shout out to Mike's Bicycle Tour over there in Munich. We had a good time. So we went on the bicycle tour and we were already drunk. And it's like, you go with like a group of people and you ride the bikes through the parks and shit.

And the first stop was another beer house. Okay. So we stopped, we drank more beer. I was already fucking wasted. And then we rode some more. And have you ever ridden a bike when you were just shit faced? Can't say I have.

Okay. Yeah, you have? It's fun, isn't it? Yeah, it's a good time. So dude, so the bike that we had were like beach cruisers. Okay. And they had fenders on them. Okay. So like imagine like the silver fender on the back.

A nice little beach cruiser. Yeah, a little basket in the front. Kinda, it didn't have a basket, but same bike. Same, same. So I'm like, we're riding through the park. Like we ride through this area of the park and there's these dudes surfing in the, there's like this little river that it's got like a, it's got like a natural area for them to surf and shit. It's pretty cool

and then we're right through the park dude, and you know, there's like this woods and you know, we're riding through the woods and Me and my buddy Gavin. We're like trying to pop wheelies and shit So I'm like trying to pop a wheelie not really paying attention to like what's going on on the left or the right of me. And we hit in this open field and there's fucking people, bro, like hundreds of people on the left, hundreds of people on the right. And I finally got a wheelie and the fender hit the ground and I fucking crashed. All right. But but the wheel got fucked up so I couldn't ride the bike. Oh, man. So like right in front of all these people like and they're fucking laughing because they see me eat shit. So I'm like, hurry up. I fucking like try to ride the bike off. All right. And then I grabbed the bike and start carrying it. And then I like, look.

And everybody's fucking naked. Yeah. And it was like we were in the section of the park where all the nudists were. So I had to like do the walk of shame with the fucking bike shit face. And there's all these naked people fucking laughing at me. Yeah, right. Like it's the only time in your entire life where there's gonna be hundreds of naked people

laughing at you. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? But anyway. Jeez. That's my bicycle tour. That sounds like a terrible nightmare. No, it was pretty fun.

It was fun. That sounds like a terrible nightmare. No, it was pretty fun. It was fun. That sounds like a terrible dream. Yeah. Well, these people were not attractive, naked people. These were like bratwurst eating, beer drinking, pretzel downing beasts. Brats up top and down below.

Yeah. Hmm. Yep. Yeah. That was my famous story from Munich It's a great city though. No. Yeah, lots of cool shit, man, and they revolve their culture around great beer and great food Oh look, I mean that looks like a good time. It's dude. I'm telling you it's really cool because you go to the beer the beer gardens And you sit at these, you know long tables and you don't know anybody else, but then you make friends.

And everybody's cool, dude. And you learn about people and make some new friends and drink beer. It's fucking cool, dude. It's not like here where people are like, you can't sit at our table, this is our table. Everybody sits with each other. It's fucking cool.

Anyway. I'm trying to keep German history alive, man. Yeah, that looks like a... He got some big hands. Yeah, you know like a he could I he got some big hands Yeah, you know do good at this is Chico. She oh fuck. Yeah, I would not want to finger wrestle Chico Yeah, me neither. I want nothing to do with them fingers I'm saying All right

Dude, these outfits are kind of cool though. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what they call What do they call that later later? Hosen? Yeah. I thought that was Calvin's got a sweet fucking Beer garden outfit really? Yeah Calvin right over there really? Yeah. He wears it on Oktoberfest. You ever seen it? No, it's fucking he looks badass in it. I'm seeing it. Did I want I want one? Yeah, how do you want to how do we get one? I don't know Yeah, I want one too bro, bro. We should get one. Oh Shit, yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I picture Calvin. Oh, this is sick. Yeah, I know dude. It looks great Bro, I want one. Yeah, you can get it on online for like get it 20 30 bucks and go to beer garden Let's do it. Yeah, bro. We'll go to a B's fucking beer. Oh, yeah, brother be fucking sick

There's a fucking Hoffman house across the river Who Hoff bro house? franchise beer on that's the like the most famous beer garden in Munich, it's called a Hoffman house gotcha Yeah I think Lowe's has one Hmm. Yeah, that's cool Anyway, we're gonna get some and do it. Where were you giving the finger blasting? I'm you know what? You know finger blasting

When I always get thumbs up Even those that don't like finger blasting like finger blast. Yeah, you know I'm saying I give them props You know all the women are like looking at these dudes like oh Oh god You know all the women are like looking at these dudes like oh Oh, he's got the championship yeah, yeah, he's the best finger blaster Yeah, bro, they were over here they're like my husband does this my husband does that they're like my husband won the finger blast competition I'm down with it cool socks, too. Yeah, the socks are sweet, man. All right cool finger blasting All right. Yep guys andy That is all I have. All right guys

Don't be a hoe. Shit, shit. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted, swole, got her on bankroll. Can't fold, just a note, head shot, case closed.