REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 904. Andy & DJ CTI: Massive Search For Survivors After Deadly Texas Floods, Epstein Didn't Have A 'Client List' & Nelly Purchases National Thoroughbred Team

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the massive search for survivors after the deadly Texas floods with more rain coming, the DOJ and FBI saying that Jeffrey Epstein didn't have a 'client list', and rapper Nelly purchasing a National Thoroughbred team and moving them to St. Louis.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today We have Andy and DJ cruise motherfucking internet. All right, that's we're gonna do it's hot hot. That was hot coming in hot What's up, man, so I'd be like you're about to say something I was but I Decided not to say it Just your first time listening to says cruise the internet this where we put topics on the screen we speculate on what's going on in

the world What I didn't even why you're looking at me like that What it feels weird do you think man all right? Anyway, you know the deal. We're gonna talk about stuff. We're gonna try to figure out what's going on It's just our opinions. We're gonna make jokes people are gonna get offended. That's the fucking show Don't forget to tell a friend Don't be a hoe and chair the show there. How about that? It's very simple. Yes, right simple right to the point Mm-hmm. So what's up, dude? Got a lot going on

Yeah, yeah got a lot going on yeah, I'm not happening this week. Yeah, I hope all of you guys still have your fingers You know I'm saying you know, it's funny, so this is my first time doing fireworks from from my kids and They fucking loved it. Yeah, they loved it. They loved it, you know, I got those six acres of common ground behind me So we just went down there anything down. Did you know? No Almost but nope. We were good still have all my digits. Yeah all 11 of them That's right

Little finger digit. Little piggy digit. You know what I think I'm up man is down. Fuck man. I can't, yeah. But no, it's a good week though. We got a lot happening. There's some something special coming out

of the real AF studios this week. Yeah, there is. What is it? We got we are I mean is this second is this third Technically, we're reviving. Okay, so far in the life series. Yeah, man into a regular series. No, the first two ones were I Would say practice like the trials. Yeah, so we have a when is it going on this Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday? I think 3 p.m.. Central Standard Time is that when Wednesday 3 p.m.. Central Standard Time cool episode 1 yeah Yeah, so that's launching. Yep. I'm excited for there will be dropping teasers and stuff But so that's tomorrow when you guys are listening right now. Yeah, yes, that's dropping

What else is dropping like it's hot Apparently not We do got a lot but we got a lot to get into I'm excited for the cruise I know you guys are as well But before we get into this I wanted to I saw this I thought this was interesting would love your take on it Because you you're you're a connoisseurur of all different types of genre of music, right? I Would say that's pretty accurate. Yeah, like I mean you can pretty much vibe to anything You know from young doll to you know, Missy Elliott. I don't matter you can do it all to Missy Elliott I've seen you vibe to Missy Elliott once before I mean I don't know I don't know

There's not a whole lot. I don't like Missy Elliott probably on the outside of that though from being honest That's fine, but you do like you like heavy metal you like some rock and roll in there And I saw this I thought this was interesting. Did you see Ozzy Osbourne? Says farewell to live performance with a hometown show for 40,000 fans his last I thought he was dead I'm not I'm not even trying to be funny. I thought yeah, I thought he had died years ago But he just did his last performance You listen to it was he now he's he's well see and that's the thing man. He is 76 years old

Dang, all right, but I feel like i've seen people way older Doing much better But then I think about like bro. He's done some hard shit. Yeah, you know i'm saying like that's a different life. Yeah Yeah, I mean real talk it is surprising. He's still alive. Yeah, that's right. Did he eat like a crow or some shit? I think he bit the head off a bat. Yeah, like I don't know if that's true or not but yeah, I heard I heard that he did that yeah, that's like a Like that's a yeah, that's a thing right? Yeah. I mean this guy guy is wild. Like you see younger pictures of him and stuff. Like when he was younger and then it's like he got,

he gets older but then this is him now. So this is- Bro, you ever seen his mugshot? No, the crazy, crazy one? No, no, no, look up his mugshot. Mugshot? You're gonna be surprised. Ozzy Osbourne's mugshot?

Let's see oh shit oh He's in a blues jersey, that's right. That's crazy. Yeah This looks like what's Mike Myers? What's that movie Mike Myers was in Halloween? No, no, no no not that Mike Myers the other one the funny one Fuck what it's like a what is that fucking old-school movie? We're like they oh come on guys don't Yeah, the Austin Powers Mike Myers. He looks like he looks like him There's like an old movie Wayne's world there we go this looks like oh my an old movie. Wayne's World, there we go. This looks like a Wayne's World.

Oh, like Garth. Yeah, from Wayne's World. I've never seen the movie, but like I said. That's kinda looked like Garth. Yeah, a little bit. Bro, Wayne's World, you never seen Wayne's World? No, I've never seen it. Oh man.

I mean, I've seen like, you know, the pictures and stuff. Bro, so many of these older movies, like people, like I saw yesterday that on the front of Rush Hour, there is a disclaimer. I'm sorry. Yeah. There's a disclaimer on the beginning of rush hour that says, we love you, but remember this movie was made a different time. Yeah.

It was made a time when people could tell fucking jokes, bro, without people getting upset. That's so crazy. That's a real- No, they really did that. Yeah, yeah. It says, we all love our 90s buddy comedies, but this movie was created in a different time.

FYI, certain depictions, language, and humor may seem outdated and at times offensive. Outdated to who? Right. Offensive to who? Look man, we live in a world where every single person, all they're doing, it's like they're tattling on each other. Like, it's seriously like second fucking great. Oh my God, did you see what he said on that movie? Did you see what he

said on his podcast? Did you hear what he said on his post? Let's cancel him! Like, dude, it's just a bunch of pussy assass shit. You know what I'm saying? Like everybody's waiting to point the finger at everything so they can like be the one to talk about how offended they are, bro You listen you're not offended you're looking for attention because that's how you get attention You pretend to be offended. It's fake outrage. It's bitch shit and it needs to end. Well, in reality too, they're offended. Like they're not personally offended. They're offended for somebody else. It's always the same people. You know what I'm saying?

It's fucking white upper middle class, have nothing to do, no job, wine drinking, champagne sipping brunch women that want to pretend like they're defending something I would love to see a picture of the person that wrote that that disclaimer yeah, or you know it's Bro some 400 pound cook. Yes, like dude. Shut the fuck up. The shit's funny You're fucking funny. Look at you. Yeah, well The thing rush hour is not even that bad. Like, it's way worse. It's way worse. Bro, go watch- Go watch Def King,

Def Comedy Jam, go watch that. Dude, it doesn't matter. It's up until the last seven, eight years, we've let the pussies take control of the universe. Like, bro, all you gotta do is tell them to shut the fuck up and they leave you alone. It's easy Pray, okay. They prey on people who will backstep and say oh my god I didn't really mean to say this or that or this no bitch. That's exactly what the fuck I meant

You know I'm saying like yeah, they'll be quiet. I'm trying to watch Like it's so simple to oh, I had a dude message me yesterday and he's like You know, what about when these people leave bad reviews on your business and this and that well, bro people know better People know better. Okay. All you got to do is say yeah I said some shit and look at all these people and you know what'll happen more people will support you Like you just got to have some nuts bro real talk that's real That's real. Yeah, so cancel culture only cancels people that allow themselves to be canceled It's people who fucking stop what they're doing. They shut up. They go away

They they apologize profusely and then they go sit on the bench for the next three years like dude. I don't I'm over it. It's crazy too that it came now Like the the disclaimer had to come now like why why now like how many how many how many people complained about nobody? Somebody watched it probably and was like god dang man. Oh, no, this is this I can't believe we're playing this We better put up a disclaimer. And it's probably some college dork. Yeah.

Fucking, you know, we all know what they look like. They all look the same. You know what I'm saying? Like these are, and they type, yeah. And they type every motherfucking comment on your post. It starts with yikes. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, yikes. You know like You know yikes

Like the most passive aggressive stupid-ass shit ever You know and and there you know and they start out they don't say straight up like you know They are or they'll do this interesting Like with the Fuck up man That's great. And then and then and then they go on and on and on and then you block them Yeah, and then they're like, I can't believe you block me. Yeah, this is like my yard

You're in my yard. You took a piss in my yard and I kicked you out of my yard. It's not that hard to understand Like yikes yikes. Did you say that every dude? What is that? You know when someone says yikes You're about to hear the dumbest shit you've ever fucking heard in your life For real. That's real Yikes Oh, fuck man, that's great That's great. No, but that's interesting. Yeah, very interesting bet you voted for Trump

That's great. No, but that's interesting. Yeah, very interesting. I bet you voted for Trump I bet you hate black people. Yeah, I thought your friend was black You told a black joke I Thought you had black friends. I do that's why we tell the jokes bro. Do you not love humanity? Bro everybody's to chill the fuck out man relax Oh, no, it's true. Oh yikes. And this guy married a black woman. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's. Oh yikes.

Yikes! What are you laughing at, Zeeshan? Fuck, dude. You're the one that thinks Tinder is fucking every single app. That's great. That's great. Oh, God. Everybody chill the fuck out.

Yeah, man. Yeah, but yeah, Ozzy Osbourne, man. He's out. He's hiring, finally. But he got me thinking, like, what else? Because, I mean, he's been around for a minute. You know, I was like, you listen to him growing up, Riddle? I mean, yeah, bro. It's Black Sabbath,. Yeah, everybody looks Ozzy. I was born and it just got me thinking about other things that like, you know

Like they're getting up there. You know, I'm saying like dude Eminem. He's 61. No, he's not. Yeah Is that true? Mm-hmm. No fucking way you're making that up. Nope. Well, like you you remember like the first iPhone 52 You're making that up. Nope. Well, like you you remember like the first iPhone 52 Why are you trying to set up some sort of joke here All right, what's the joke here I know you thought about it all weekend DJs the guy that makes up a joke comes in he's like wait till I tell you the joke Okay proceed Thinking like you know things are getting up there you know

Like you you were having the like the first iPhone. Yeah, there's like three grand came in a suitcase No, that was a bag phone. Oh Yeah, I do My dad had one Did he yeah, did he really? Oh, yeah, fuck bro You don't like back in the day like some of the new cars They had like the phones in the phones in the car. That's crazy. Yeah, how do they work though? They you plug it you get hooked up to your cellular service in your car and fucking you just pick Up the phone like it was a house phone. Oh, that's so crazy. Yeah, that's so

If you have one of those you like people you were like Fuck that's the you were the fucking man. That was it right? Yeah that guy right there, bro I'll tell you what the first do you know what the star tack phone is never heard of Google put up the star tack on the star Attack now if you have one of these, bro You were the fucking man star tack s s s tar TAC Str-tac if you have one of these dude. This is a first like small cell phone alright

Yeah, if you had one of these bro. You were a fucking straight baller Yeah, if you had one of these bro, you were a fucking straight baller Yes, that's it right there that's crazy yeah that the second one at top row this one Yep, if you had that fucker you bro, you were getting pussy man Yeah, all of it You know, you know, so, you know what that phone was for us what the razor oh yeah the razor was hot Everybody had the razor. I didn't have one though. I had I had the off-brand from track phone the laser What you know what it's called What? Isn't that what it was called? No, it was just dull.

Bro, the fucking, you know, I had that Nokia one where you like switched the face plates. You guys probably don't remember that one. I remember that one. The sidekick, that was another big one. Sidekick. I don't remember that one. With the like, slide, slide it to the full keyboard. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't have that one. Yup. I've had an iPhone pretty much since they came out. Really? Yeah. 2007, yeah. Bro, the first time I saw an iPhone, I was blown the fuck away.

What? No, it's just crazy to think, because I was thinking, you know, I was thinking. Look bro, go back to that. Listen, you don't understand. You go back, like, look at that shit. That's the shit I grew up around. And then all of a sudden there sudden there's I feel you're like swiping on the screen and shit like I Was I dude I've never seen a screen that you could even do that on like it was told it was I was nice

It was mind-blowing. No for sure The next oh, yeah the chirps. Yeah, we're having two-way a lot of people had that yeah You know it was it was crazy But like I saw this video the other day like this guy had like had the generation one iPhone and was just comparing like side By side with the new shit is like even the camera bro like and I get that time though It was like the best fucking thing you could possibly think which one like the first-gen iPhone versus like what's now? You know I'm saying I still have it in the box You still have it with the fellows in the rating system. Those are worth like 40 grand right now

Yeah, if you never opened it all the unopened by all we can we probably make it appear that way. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the first operating system. I got some To It only takes us four fucking years to update my phone. The Blackberry was like next level. Oh yeah, Blackberry. I had a Blackberry. You did?

I'm not surprised, that was like for nerds. Yeah, I loved it. I loved it, I had their first touchscreen one. Full touchscreen. I never had a Blackberry. Yeah, Blackberry's are nice. I can't remember what I had, dude. I think I went from Nokia straight to iPhone.

Really? Yeah. Huh. I had something in between there. Dude, I had a fucking beeper. Did you have a beeper? Fuck yeah, man. There was whole code.

Like you would morse code each other back. I always had two of them. One for the money, one for the honeys. That's right. It's like green and gold. Green for the money gold for the honeys Yeah, you know say The team that I want to make there's a certain piece of apparel I'm not gonna name because the minute I name it everybody's gonna want to do it

But we're doing it and they're making fun of me because I want to do green and gold and they were like why green and gold I'm like You'll see bring for the money go for the honey's So when it comes out y'all better buy it so I don't look stupid Yeah, man crazy crazy times man crazy times that was before Israel could blow them up There's gonna be a good show yeah, this is gonna be good. We've already got canceled seven We need a disclaimer for the show. Yeah, we need nope no pussies Do what is it with people man? We can't even joke. You can't even joke.

People get so upset about jokes. It's a fucking joke. What's the definition of a joke? What is the definition? It's like they don't understand the definition of a criminal, right? Like, all right, let's make laws to keep guns out of the hands of criminals. And the definition of a criminal is somebody breaks a fucking law. Men and women in the bathrooms. A joke is a thing that someone says to cause

amusement or laughter. Especially a story with a funny punchline. Well what's it say about what's it where the other alternative? It just says verb make jokes talk humorously. That's it Why do people not understand that What? I'm just thinking so many bad things in my head right now. I know but like I don't know bro But you know what's funny you don't see these people really in real life No, everybody jokes in real life, bro, and everybody laughs. It's like this. It's there's like this percent. It must be bots Yeah, not real like or that's AI. Yeah, like trying to make because dude, you know, like people don't really understand this They think it's like

They think it's crazy talk, but dude Political correctness is a cultural weapon. Yeah, like it's the Mint to make society better. No, it's meant to silence you it's saying hey don't say that because people will be offended and If people are offended that's a bad thing Well, sometimes it's not a bad thing that people are offended Sometimes the greatest things in your life happen because somebody offended you like I don't know like one time I was flying on an airplane when I was 350 fucking pounds and the guy offered me a seatbelt extender

You know what happened? I lost a hundred fucking pounds. I was offended. It was great. You know I'm saying No, I didn't need to be bad mad for about 30 seconds and I'm like fuck I am fat Yeah, and then I started fucking handling it It's real, you know But my point is is that sometimes people do need to be offended sometimes bullying does work and Jokes are a way for people to connect humor is how people connect it is a cross Cultural language people who don't even speak the same language Understand humor bro and the reason that cancel culture exists and political

Correctness exists when it comes to joking is because they don't want people to connect and they want people to censor their own language So tell all the fucking jokes because the world's better real talk man, bro, and it is a cross fucking culture Those is real it was like three Arab guys on a zoom call with a black dude I think they had like you know you know he put a cone on his face like the guys mustang no no bro I know which one you're talking about there's a video they're all wearing a turban. Yeah, is that what they call those things? Okay, well same to me so this dude is like

What the fuck do they call it then bro, I thought that's what it was called Which by the way, I think they're pretty fucking sweet. They're cool. Yeah They they dude for real. I think I might get one would it be offensive if I wore one I think it might be somebody would be offended. I'm sure some yeah, but you know what fuck you But somebody that don't wear turbans at all would get offended. Yeah, that's right. That's what I'm trying to try one. Yeah Don't knock it till you try it a cooter. Good. Would you call me a poo poo? You say cooter? These a cooter yeah, we say right to you Poo poo? You say coot-a? Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That video is hilarious. There's like three dudes and they're all Arab or Indian or something and what I Don't fucking know what they are. They're not white. They're all one of them Listen motherfucker, they're not white and they're not black

I'm not sure what they are, but the guy that was the fourth guy was Mexican for sure And he put a fuck he put the fucking head thing on and they all they all start dying laughing like they laugh for like 10 minutes dude that's what it's supposed to be bro like if we're all standing in the middle of fucking India tell me this isn't true bro we're all standing in the middle India and like you you're you don't speak English I don't speak Indian fucking a fucking dude eat shit in front of us on his bicycle. We're laughing at Everybody's laughing and then we're gonna go be like, yeah, you all right

And then we're gonna laugh more but like everybody knows humor dude And they try to get us to not be funny and not tell jokes about each other or to each other because it reduces the bond In humanity, bro It's the only way to really bridge the gap between cultures like in a in a very fast way What we're gonna do sit down and fucking interview each other for seven have the serious deep talk for 17 hours about our cultural differences Shut the fuck up, dude Yeah Anyway, I want one of those things a goonta

Gootra gootra. Oh Here it is. Oh, you got the video This is funny, dude This is one of my favorite videos on the internet All right, he's a fucking sheik that's the iron sheik down there on the left you go he's dead serious dude Yeah, it's not today. I don't make out of a lot of. Bro, it's so good. See, that's what that's funny shit, man.

That's what we need. Oh, I'm offended that guy put the turban on his head. Says the white lady. Fuck. Bro, you know what it is man we just gotta tell people shut the fuck up that's it hey shut the fuck up mm-hmm have a laugh or two yeah I just not funny okay well go away how do you not think that shit's funny? I don't know. Imagine how miserable that would be where you're pointing out everything in life that's that's like funny but not funny. That's not funny.

I would love to see what these people talk about. I was about to say I would love to hear their jokes. Like what they think is funny. You know. What do you think it is? Right. I'll do one if you do one. No, no, no, no. We can't go there.

All right. We can't go there. Okay, so it's 26 minutes of bullshit so far. It's great, it's great. No, it's great guys. You guys are still with us. Everybody's fine, we're good. Well, let's get into our headlines

Let's get into these guys. Remember if you want to see any of our pictures headlines Videos articles pictures links any of that anything go to any for seller.com. You guys can find them all link there for you So that means let's get to our first set of headlines There is a lot going on Wanna bring up this first story, national headlines obviously. The floods down in Texas. Wild, wild. Very, very sad, unfortunate stuff.

This headline reads, massive search for survivors underway after deadly Texas floods with more rain to come. So as of right now, the flash floods in Texas they've killed at least 89 people over the 4th of July weekend left an unknown number of others still missing including girls attempting attending a summer camp. The devastation along the Guadalupe River outside of San Antonio has drawn a massive search effort as officials

face questions over their preparedness and the speed of their initial actions. So what we know right now, Greg, Governor Greg Abbott said Sunday that 41 people were unaccounted for across the state and more could be missing. Again, there's a camp down there called Camp Mystic. It says it's grieving the loss of 27 campers and counselors as the search continues. There's apparently more flooding that's possibly coming. This all occurred on Friday and they're saying there's more rain coming today as the show is recording in that same central part of Texas

Now here like I have a couple of stills here. Here's an image of the river down there of Down in central, Texas. This was a July 4th And you can see within the span of about 40 minutes you can see where the level like where those vehicles are Now that's water right we're talking. I mean I think they said in some places up to like 26 feet of water And it's been minutes was that like 40 minutes. Oh shit. Yeah, but they're 40 minutes It's wild.

Absolutely wild. Now of course, like any other natural disaster or any other type of national attention grabbing unfortunate situations, there's always people that try to hop on sides, point fingers immediately. Let's go to George Stepanopoulos. He immediately jumps on this bandwagon with a massive lie smearing President Trump about their response and some of the doge cuts and federal workplace cuts that have happened. So let's watch this video. Let's check this out. Maria, we're also learning that there were significant

staffing shortfalls at the National Weather Service's offices in the region. You know, George, as of right now, the local county officials really didn't want to address that just yet. What they are telling us is they expected between four and six inches of rain. That is what weather experts told them, the National Weather Service as well. They also knew that in remote locations, they might get anywhere from eight to 10 inches. But this amount of rain in such a short amount of time, it was very difficult to navigate.

And when the Department of Homeland Security Secretary was here just yesterday, she acknowledged this was an issue. She was gonna take these concerns to the White House as well, and try and see if there was anything they could do to revamp the system. She says the president is committed to it. Maria, thanks very much. Yeah, and so, you know, it makes this claim that like, oh, all those

federal cuts we've had, National Weather Service was affected, and it's interesting because he immediately makes that claim. Those didn't even go into effect yet. That's one Yeah, but not and they were overstaffed they were overstaffed and that came out Weather service had extra staffers Usually they're typically staffed with about two forecasters on duty But this specific event they had up to five so well overstaffed more than doubled And so, you know get those lies. There was also some information coming out saying that they you know, we're not Sending out the alerts. That's not true, which is also not true There's people who live in the area who have been posting the alerts the whole texture, right? Yeah

I mean, so it's like, you know again like when these situations happens It's very unfortunate like how quick people try, you know, point the finger on bullshit. I think it's disgusting. It is. I think it's disgusting to politicize an event where all kinds of people were killed. I've seen videos, I've seen some disgusting videos the last couple days.

Oh, dude, it's some nasty stuff going on. And like, I mean, let's talk about it. This first one I found, she's some nasty stuff going on and like I mean, let's talk about it This first one I found she's a pediatrician Fired for vile posts suggesting Texas flood victims were Trump supporters who got what they voted for I mean, it's just bullshit like this like this lady Right here. Her name is dr. Christina be propsed this woman right here who uses the an online alias of Christina This woman right here who uses the online alias of Christina She posted this saying may all visitors children non MAGA voters and pets be safe and dry

Kerr County MAGA voted to gut FEMA they deny climate change may they get what they voted for bless their hearts When she's a fucking pediatrician, yeah now the crazy thing is so she do to your kid if she if she found out that you that you voted for Trump Oh, you know, it's funny. You know, it's funny. So she works for Her practice their national that's some evil fucking shit dude, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's disgusting Yeah, but so she works for this national like conglomerate. Okay of pediatricians called bluefish pediatrics, right? They have an office here in St. Louis. My daughters were at their office, right? We were actually fucking patients of theirs. They cut us loose because of the vaccine shit.

Refused care. What's it called? Bluefish Pediatrics. Bluefish, they have an office here in St. Louis. They're also based, I mean, they're all over it. It's a whole chain network of them and they're all super fucking liberal and she couldn't give me any actual like scientific reasoning or or any of that she just said she would feel bad if something happened to our kids and they

were not vaccinated and I said well I would feel bad if something happened to them and they were and she couldn't give me any answers to that but so it doesn't surprise me super super libs right that's fine But uh yeah, you had this and then there was also this other lady Former Houston appointee claims flood ravaged camp mystic is whites only in viral video this shit is absolutely disgusting There's a there's a viral clip going around. I'm sure many of you have seen it already. If you have not, let's watch this clip. Let's check this out. I know I'm probably going to get canceled for this, but Camp Mystic is a white-only girls Christian camp. They don't even have a token

Asian. They don't have a token black person. It is a all white, white only conservative Christian camp. If you ain't white, you ain't right. You ain't getting in. You ain't going. Period. And I think that context needs to be said in this matter. It's not to say that we don't want the girls to be found with whatever girls that are missing or whatever right now. But you best believe, especially in today's political climate, if this were a group of Hispanic girls, especially with them being in East Texas, it should be most likely Hispanic. If this were a group of Hispanic girls out there, this would not be getting this type

of coverage that they're getting. No one would give a fuck. And all these white people, the parents of these little girls would be saying things like they need to be deported. They shouldn't have been here in the first place and yada yada yada. So before y'all come at me, before y'all start leaving hate comments on my page about oh, these are just kids and they don't know no better. The parents of these children who are choosing and it is a choice in 2025. It is definitely a freaking choice to go into East goddamn Texas and to make a all white enclave exclusionary just for white people with all the black people in East Texas with all the Hispanic people in East Texas somehow someway you have carved out an all-white whites-only enclave in East Texas for

your white children. There's a lot of brain cells being shown there. Well I mean is it whites only? No. It's illegal to have anything whites only these days. But it's not illegal to have black only minority only that's fine safe space completely how many how many? How many places are black only? Hmm you know I'm saying that'd be interesting Regardless aside from the point of what the fuck does it matter at this point in time? Well, here's a good thing though, Eddie here's a good thing. And like, I'm happy to see it because I've been following this chain and like, you know.

What I was immediately like looking for, I thought I was going to find was a bunch of black people, you know, so in support has been the complete opposite. Yeah, that's the re listen,, I'm gonna tell you right now, that woman is the reason that racism exists. Yes, yeah, yeah, and they have not been. That thinking, this shit, this, dude, listen man, people are tired of that shit. I'm just being real, and it's not just white people.

White people have been tired about it for a long time Mm-hmm, but now people are starting to recognize that you know, it's played the fuck out. It's bullshit No, it's not cool. It's not cool. But um her page she's now she's had to delete herself off the internet good She's lost streaming access streaming streaming rights, live rights, all of that stuff. And she's getting absolutely destroyed and I'm liking who it's coming from because I think it's about time, right? Like we have to be able to call out our own for saying and doing dumb shit.

And I think we're way past that point, but it's good to see it. I wanna see- It is nice to see. It is. And you know what? It's funny because, you know, we have a lot of black listeners.

They fucking they they talk shit just like we talk shit. They laugh. We laugh. You know I'm saying like. We have a lot of Latino listeners. Guess what? They got senses of humor too. It seems like most people have come to the reality that like these types of people are outliers. Have come to the reality that like these types of people are outliers. Yep

And they're ones that are perpetuating the division that we all fucking hate. Mm-hmm No, like I found this clip and I guess that there's countless of these But I found this one I thought was really really good. Let's check this one out Listen, I just I'm about to get off an overnight shift and I got time today. Little Miss Girl, Sade, Sadie, whatever her name is. She went ahead and deleted her profile, but listen, that doesn't save you from me. Nope. The fact that you even try to compare literal missing children to children whose parents decided to try to break the law, enter our country, and now they're in a detention center awaiting processing so they can go the fuck back to where they came from.

You've lost your mind and I think it's a real good idea for you to take a break from social media because there is no way. How dare you try to say or try to compare such a tragic, truly tragic situation to some fucking illegal immigrants who chose to break the law and brought their kids here and now their kids are suffering the repercussions. None of the children that are missing or any of the fatalities or any of the people that were hurt in this recent natural disaster, none of them chose for this to happen.

Your illegal immigrant friends that you're trying to sit here and protect, they chose for this to happen. Go get your fucking green card, go get your paperwork and do what the fuck you're supposed to. green card go get your paperwork and do what the fuck you're supposed to if anybody anybody tries to stand up for this shit or stand up for this person Sadie side a whatever the fuck you need to scroll along don't be on my page now don't be on my page yeah love it that's correct love it this is This is what most people are like. Yeah, and I thought too man It's like, you know with all this because again like it never fails right shit happens. There's always there's a lot of negativity There's a lot of bullshit. There's political finger pointing all of that drama. Why why how is this a political matter at all?

It shouldn't be Okay, that your brain is fucking warped You know if that's the first thing you think about when you see 80 something people get killed kids Yeah kids and again like Right is right wrong is wrong. There's no different than like when the fires are going on in fucking LA you had people on the Right, you know I'm saying. Oh, well, that's what they voted for all of that like guys like we're talking about our fucking neighbors Yeah, like I you know I'm saying like like come on now, you know And with that being said I thought it was important to at least show some positive news if any we can find in these situations

Let's talk about an American hero. I want to bring in New Jersey native on first rescue mission with Coast Guard helped save 165 Texas flood victims an American hero. This gentleman right here, New Jersey native, his name is Scott Ruskin and he's been putting in the work, man. He's been putting in the work. He is a Coast Guard rescue swimmer. He's already being held as an American hero after his first mission, helping to save the lives of 165 Texas flash flood victims. Quote, this is what it's all about, right? Like this is why we do the job, said Scott Ruskin, who's 26, New Jersey native and former KPMG accountant

to the post after his work in central Texas. Quote, this is why we take those risks all the time This is why like Coast Guardsmen and women are risking their lives every day said petty officer Ruskin Who is in charge of triage at Camp Mystic? The Christian girls summer camp that saw some of the worst of the flash flooding Kudos to this guy. Yeah, I mean that's what I saved him just because they were white. That's what that's what it was Yeah, that's that's what it was. I feel was if it was Latino He would just let him drown. Nobody would give a fuck. Yeah, you want to talk about not giving a fuck

How come you ain't talking about the 60 fucking people that were killed this weekend in fucking Chicago by your own motherfucking people? Mm-hmm Okay, that happens every fucking weekend by the way We'll talk about that like It's sickening man dude. It's gross. It's disgusting shit There was another video of this white woman saying the same type of shit that I posted on my page I don't know if you saw that no She fucking said in the video get Get your fucking water get some floaties like talking about how Trump's not gonna save you know you like motherfucker if fucking stormed you

know I'm saying and then you got everybody saying oh it's harp and it's this and it's that. It's like, fuck dude. Like not everything has to be some fucking government conspiracy shit. Like sometimes tragedies just happen. Like what tragedy has happened in the past fucking five years that hasn't been made into some sort of thing. You know what I mean?

Like, so it doesn't rain anymore. It's global warming. What about all the other floods that we've had in the history of this country? Were they all fucking manufactured too? It just gets fucking old, bro. And I know people are like, well, the cloud seeding contractor was cloud seeding

next to the county. Okay, maybe, who fucking knows? Should they be doing that at all? Probably not but like fuck dude These are kids You know what I'm saying? These are little fucking kids Imagine sending your kid to summer camp bro, and I'm never coming home. Imagine that You know what I'm saying? Like dude and you got all these people like talking all this crazy shit.

And you know what I think when I see all this shit? I think there's never going to be a time where these people can be reasoned with. And we as common sense critical thinking Americans have turned the other cheek for so long That people like this feel comfortable saying this in public You know what I'm saying and like dude and then you think you're gonna convince them these people will fucking kill you if Given the opportunity and this is what I tried to explain and you tried to explain during the COVID shit. Luckily, it didn't go through properly the way they wanted it to go through. But these people have no fucking remorse.

They have no empathy. They don't care about anything but their own shit. If you have a different opinion than them, they fucking hate you. And I think everybody should make a note about how some of these people are reacting and then think about them getting back into power because what I this is what I think about when I see these people react this way and then I think like how would these people behave if they had real power you know what I'm saying and and dude all you have to do is look back How would these people behave if they had real power? You know what I'm saying?

And dude, all you have to do is look back into history and you can see how they behave when they have real power. They are the weakest people in the world. They are the least prepared for violence. They are sickly. They are mentally and physically weak. They shame and silence and get all the people who have the physical abilities to resist them to stay quiet.

Like we talked about earlier with cancel culture and shame. And then somehow they get into power because they guilt people into, well, fuck dude, let them have a chance or let them listen, man. guilt people into well, fuck dude, let them have a chance or let them listen, man. And I say, I say this and I am being dead serious. These people cannot be negotiated with. They cannot be convinced. They will never change who they are. And if you give them power over you as an individual or if we give them power over us

as a country, we deserve what the fuck we get because they tell you exactly what they think. And dude, there's a very small amount of them and it's time that people stop bending the knee and letting them fucking get loud and, you know, deal with it. Real talk. These people will fucking, they wouldn't piss on you if you were on fucking fire. They're cheering for children. They're cheering for children to be fucking dead because they think their parents

voted a certain way. It's crazy. It's fucking insane, bro. And if this isn't a wake up call for the types of people that they are and And the lack of humanity that they possess and the evilness that they possess Then nothing's gonna wake you up dude Like this has been out of all the things that have happened in the last four or five years the crazy shit That I think really started with covin This might be the craziest Because of the way that people are legitimately saying

what they are saying on the internet. Like it's fucking insane, dude. And expect people to fucking support it. I, I, dude, listen, these people have virtue signal for the last 15 years and people have clapped and cheered and supported everything they say. They think they're revolutionaries. The earth does not fucking have a place for people that are going to cheer for children to be killed whether that's Over in motherfucking Gaza or whether that's at Camp Mystic or whether that's in your fucking city And you pay no attention to it because it doesn't fit the narrative your political agenda. Yep It's it's disgusting. It's evil and evil, and it shouldn't be tolerated by anybody. That's real, man.

Guys, let's go check some of these comments out. First one is from the Bman610. He says, been listening to y'all for damn near a decade and finally decided to come over and watch an episode. Man, I've been sleeping whole nother experience being able to see what's going on Andy's beard is definitely better than DJ's Is your alt account? No, man. I wasn't even gonna say that I was gonna say I was gonna compliment you until you made that smartass

Well, I'm just trying to figure out bro. I was gonna say something nice gonna compliment you until you made that smart ass. Well, I'm just trying to figure out, bro. I was gonna say something nice. What were you gonna say? I was gonna say I got fucking 20 years on DJ with the beard. What do you expect? It gets better as you get older. That was supposed to be a compliment?

Well, that is a compliment. Yeah. Have you ever seen pictures of me when I was fucking 29? I was much less good looking. Now, I mean mean look at me You know I'm saying I'm just saying like bro listen My I feel like I have a pretty a pretty strong beard bro. That's alright Like it's not bad. It's good better than fucking when my doc got on this fucking face my dad

My dad's not over here claiming to have the best beard out who wrote this comment. Well, I mean I Tell I'm a film of it. It is funny how many people don't watch on YouTube It is interesting cuz like our listenership is like 50 times as big on fucking audio. Mm-hmm. That's what it's funny because People don't realize a lot of people don't realize how big the show is because it's like a show that's like a show that's like a show That's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show That's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a show that's like a showhip is like 50 times as big on fucking audio. Mm-hmm. That's what it's funny because People don't realize a lot of people don't realize how big the show is because they look at YouTube and they say oh, it's six hundred 700,000 subs. Yeah Yeah, but remember we were doing the show for almost a decade before we went on YouTube. Mm-hmm

So a lot of people don't even know I'm black. I know that's the crazy. I know they think we're just a couple of white supremacists They think you're worse I'd be man. I appreciate you dog. No fuck you be there go back to audio, bro. No All right, this next one This next one's this is suggestion for you dark bay 7581 dark bay dark bay have you ever master? Mastered the bait right after having a screaming freedom energy drink. It's awesome. I call it a speedy Gonzalez Speedy Gonzalez, huh? Whatever that means, man All right, that's pretty funny Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, wow, man. Oh sweetie. God's Alice wild bro. You both said you guys guys are you guys got him in the gas station? Uh come and go yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got it from there. Yeah, we got we got him in come and go and

Quick trip yeah got him both come and goes the K and the see all those two different ones. Yeah See what you did there. Yeah All right, thanks. The coming go, the one with the C, they're in the urban areas. Is that what it is? They got milk. Oh man, dude, I did that somewhere at a gas station.

I walked in like, hey man, y'all got milk. He's like, what's wrong? I Swear to God I was true story true story I really just need some milk Man like come on man, it's fine. It's fine All right, this next one I don't care. Talk to me. I don't care. Talk to me. Fuck me. I'll listen to you, man. I just need to go. All right, this next one. Shaynor Stewart. Shaynor Stewart.

Who needs to listen to music when you're lifting a bunch of heavy stuff when you can just listen to Andy yell at you about how lazy you are? That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Just my inner dialogue, that's what I say to myself. I like it.

Yeah. I like it. Apparently it's such. I had to, fuck it, bro. I had to really yell at myself yesterday. No, yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to work out It sucked was a leg. Oh, that was a leg day post. Yeah. Yeah, those are all sort to you know last one for you cowboy in Cali This guy is gay and I mean gay why are you gay I know dude you're wearing a cowboy outfit bro I thought y'all usually have like one button at the top button.

Everything else. He looks pretty, he looks pretty gay. He would know. He can sense his own kind. All right. Nothing wrong with a cowboy outfit unless you look like that. Yeah, that's true. Why are you gay?

All right. There's not very many, I don't get much context on what these came from, but all right. Thanks cowboy. Yeah. Oh man. I heard like nobody, like actual cowboys don't even call them like they don't refer to themselves as cowboys, right? No, they're just dudes. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying?

That's just how they do it. So the fact that you're even having to refer to yourself as that it's a little suspicious We think it's very movies, you know what it is just broke mountain All right cowboy, yeah Oh Shit man, that's cool. May guys. We appreciate you. We appreciate you. Thanks for being real real ass fans Yeah, man, let's keep cruising man, we gotta keep we gotta keep moving Let's let's get into some some you know, not everything is a government conspiracy, or most things, but this one definitely. I'll tell you that.

Headline number two, let's get into it. So less than a week after the Diddy files and the Diddy trials, and allegedly he did not do it, apparently neither did Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein didn't have a client list and he committed suicide. DOJ and FBI say in findings that debunk conspiracy theories per report. Oh, all right, where do we start? Let's see. So notorious sex predator Jeffrey Epstein didn't keep a supposed client list and he was not murdered during

his short stay in a Manhattan lockup. The Justice Department and FBI reportedly concluded in a joint probe. The investigation, the results of which were detailed in a memo obtained by Axios, also found no evidence that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals. Now the Trump administration plans to release a video to prove the agency's findings on Epstein's 2019 death, which bred mounds of conspiracy theories. Quote, he's the only person in there and the only person coming out. You can see it, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino said in late May. The video falls in line with the medical examiner's assessment post-mortem that Epstein committed suicide according to the memo.

Medical examiner's conclusions were contested by Epstein's surviving family, who turned to a forensic pathologist who determined that a homicide was far more probable based on the evidence. No one else involved in the Epstein case will face charges, according to the memo, beyond his associate, Ghislaine Maxwell, who is serving 20 years for child sex trafficking and other related crimes.

Now, I remember, I recall, when President Trump ran his second term, his second term campaign, on releasing the Jeffrey Epstein client list if he'd become elected. He would have asked it on national television saying, I'd have no problem with it. You know it's bad when even CNN is saying what the fuck's happening here. After months of touting the impeding release of new blockbuster information on accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein Justice Department is set to announce Monday that there is no evidence. He kept a client list or was murdered department official said

Now Elon Musk is he's been in the news and some of the headlines here lately He posted this on Twitter earlier What's the time oh look it's no one has been arrested o'clock again With the picture of the official jeffrey epstein pedophile arrest counter at uh at zero um now the man the myth the legend at zero. Now the man, the myth, the legend who I hold in high regards, Alex Jones even jumped in on this. Alex Jones said, next the DOJ will say, actually Jeffrey Epstein never even existed. This is over the top sickening. Now immediately people jump in on this. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's putting their two cents in on it

You know, but I do want to lay out some facts some some things You know that that and these aren't even things that happen, you know Like six years ago that like are you know completely contradicting what's happening right now? These are things that happened very very recently You know, this is a gateway pun to go our article like Virginia Virginia go fray. Yeah, she died what a month ago. Yeah If Jeffrey Epstein had no client list And why did AG Pam bondi tell reporters the list is sitting on my desk right now to review

That's in the process of being reviewed Why was she caught on hidden camera talking about how there was thousands upon thousands upon thousands of hours of video that they needed to review on hidden camera? Yeah. I believe that was James O'Keefe that put that together. Recorded it.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like why would she say things like this? Let's check this clip. I saw your appearance at CPAC with Ben and with Ted Cruz and one of the things that you alluded to and this is something Donald Trump has talked about, the DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients. Will that really happen? It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's been a directive by President Trump. I'm reviewing that. I'm reviewing JFK files, MLK files. That's all in the process of being reviewed because that was done at the directive of the president from all of these agencies.

So, so have you seen anything there? You said, oh my gosh. Not yet. Okay. Well, we'll check back with you. You know, you had that and like, so if there no list them Then what the fuck were these people celebrating? Right when all these you know right ring You know influencers well remember those Magnites those people are paid propaganda They are paid propaganda those people are paid by allegedly allegedly allegedly by

different packs different Allegedly allegedly allegedly by different packs different countries Yeah, or you know who knows to it's no different than influencers, bro It's no different than than like companies paying an influencer to endorse their product. Yeah, right? That's the same set of you know, I'll drink you know drink this this water it's great when Harry Sisson got 200 grand and yeah, I was it from the only difference is and and and got 200 grand and did not disclose it from. The only difference is in business, if you don't disclose it, it's an FCC violation.

In politics, you could just pretend like it's your genuine beliefs. It's politics. Right, it's politics. Yeah, I mean, what about these people? So Jeffrey Epstein was arrested on, allegedly trafficking children. He brought them to this massive island.

We know the island exists. And we know that Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to prison for help setting it up. So these kids were trafficked to who? There was no list because it was just random. It was just random. It was just random that, you know, all these people, these famous people had showed up at

Epstein's Island. Just random. Just super random. Yeah. It's also random to the fact that like you know he was on allegedly he was on suicide watch however this is a picture from the evidence files. Why the fuck does he have so much in his room if he's on suicide watch that's literally goes against every single SOP I mean whatever it goes against all of it yeah aren't they isn't suicide yeah that's right nothing that can be even attached or detached this is Jeffrey Epstein sale yeah the day his body was discovered what are those orange thing sheets those are all sheets and jumpsuits yeah a shit ton of them yeah a shit ton of them you know. You know what's even crazier,

Andy, is we gotta go back a couple of years. This is before Dan Bongino became the deputy director of the FBI. And again, I want to remind folks, okay, with this whole breakdown here, Dan Bongino, he said said confidently this was about a month ago He says he's the only person in there and the only person coming out you can see it now You know what's interesting when you go back a couple of years. Let's go back to March of 2023 Before Dan Bongino became the deputy director of the FBI. Let's see what he had to say then check this out About a year and a half after that I'm in a green room at Fox and I'm not going to say

who because they didn't give me permission to share it, but the short story, but not who they are, says, you know, Epstein's an intelligence asset for people in the Middle East, right? I'm like, no, I didn't know that. I'm like, you sure that the person let's say is like, I'm absolutely sure that that he's either a winning or unwitting asset intelligence asset meaning His plane and that island the cameras there's a big assumption out there that these videotapes were exclusively in the custody of Epstein That's a huge mistake The reason they wanted this story to go away is because there's an assumption like oh, yeah Epstein had him

to go away is because there's an assumption like oh yeah Epstein had him no he wasn't the only one who had him according to this source these assets that's why this blackmail story makes so much sense which Middle Eastern countries they are I don't know but this person who's a very very good reporter I mean aces right swore Epstein was either a witting or unwitting intelligence asset and they may have had his plane wired up and they're the ones who have all This stuff so the point is to sum it up. That's a very different take man, and you know a Lot of people point the finger. You know they say he was a massage intelligence asset. That's been heavily out there Well, and when they say oh well Jeffrey Epstein didn't have a client list well

Maybe fucking the side had it and it's interesting because you know what's funny Andy? This comes out, this is Monday when we're recording this. Guess who's in town right now? I know, Netanyahu. It's funny because, so you're telling me that out of the blue, there's no fucking Epstein list. There's no proof. There's no this.

And it happens to be when Netanyahu is Meeting with Trump and everybody else So you're telling me that's what it is and we're supposed to believe that just take it Just take it. You know what else I'm getting real tired of to Andy It's a movie. Just watch. Oh fuck. Enjoy your popcorn. The military tribunals are coming. That's the whole reason any of this has happened is because dude, they already ran this play in the Bolshevik revolution with Operation Truth. Okay.

It's already been done. They convinced all the people who were half interested or half invested in being patriotic that everything's worked out and it's a movie and everybody's in control and this and that To pacify them into zero action whatsoever. It's what allows countries to be conquered Okay That this is disgusting and if we're being real I Honestly, dude, I don't even know what the fuck and say it's clearly a lie and the only thing I can think is that these people didn't want to lose the ability to fucking blackmail everybody and control the world.

And there's a couple scenarios that could be at play here. One is that Trump and his administration are caught up in it and he doesn't want it coming out. Well, do you remember that? That's one of the first things when Eli, Elon and Trump got into that feud. Yeah. I have to remind people there was a tweet

Elon put out, time to drop the really big bomb. This was, this was on June 5th. Okay. Like literally just, just 30 days ago, a little bit over 30 days ago. to drop the really big bomb this was this was on June 5th okay look like literally just just 30 days ago a little bit over 30 days ago time to drop the really big bomb at real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files that is the real reason they have not been made public have a nice day DJT yeah and then he says mark the post this the truth will come out well Well, that's one option. For sure, that's one option.

I think you'd be like, it'd be bad, like, I mean, again, I like Donald Trump. I have a lot of great things I can say for that man, but like- He's gonna lose his fucking hands. You have to lay the options on the table. Not only that, bro, he's losing belief and trust that he has America's best interest in mind.

And it's just reality dude. He's losing people. People are not going to trust him dude. And people aren't going to trust the people around him. I think he's going to ruin his whole fucking legacy over this. And I think that whatever it is, if it's embarrassing to him, he should let it out. Because dude, people aren't gonna trust the government.

And this distrust in the government will eventually do a revolution. And it will be violent. I'm not saying today, I'm not saying tomorrow, I'm not saying next year. I'm saying saying today. I'm not saying tomorrow. I'm not saying next year. I'm saying that this People know what's been going on. They know what too much. Yeah, much is out bro. You can't just tell us all this Nothing happen. Yeah, right

Nothing happened. Yeah, and dude, here's there's nothing the abruptness of this and the timing of this On a Sunday night on 4th of July weekend or a Sunday day The abruptness of this and the timing of this on a Sunday night on 4th of July weekend or a Sunday day, how I can see this happening, it feels like a directive. It feels like you, DOJ, you, FBI, tell the motherfucking press this is closed, it's over, and we'll fucking deal with whatever the backlash is. That's what it feels like. And it feels like it comes from the top of somewhere up the top. And the fact that Netanyahu is in town

does not feel like a coincidence at all. And so it could be that first thing. The second thing it could be is that Israel straight up has said, if you don't stop this right now, we're going to do this. And whatever this is, it better be, it got to be pretty fucking bad. Yeah. It could be real bad. Yeah. So we don't know that. You know what I mean? We don't know if, you know, let's say, let's just say, let's just say, let's say Netanyahu goes to fucking Washington and says to Trump and fucking Vance and everybody and says, hey,

if you don't put a fucking end to this today, right now, we've got new we've got three nuclear weapons already placed in three or big cities that we're gonna fucking set off right now You see what I'm saying? I'm blaming on Iran. Everybody believe it. Yeah, who know who knows? Okay, we don't know the third thing that it could be is that Like I said a gazillion times They have information on everyone.

These people have the data stream of every text, every email, every voice message, every picture, every single thing that anyone has ever done, including you, the listener, they have, and they retrieve those things and research those things as needed. So what could have happened also is that Pam Bondi and Cash Patel, and by the way, Cash Patel's girlfriend is a fucking ex-IDF soldier apparently. Which is strange. If that's true. Yeah, I didn't hear that one.

I, I, I read that, but you know, you can't ever tell if it's, if it's real or not, but that's what I read. She was, I believe the CEO or one of the high ranking officials at PragerU. Um, but anyhow, the point is, is that these people could have figured out like, Oh man, they've got stuff on me. Bonjino could have figured out like oh man. They've got stuff on me On Gino could have figured out. Oh, man. They got stuff on me And now all of a sudden they're willing to like turn around and lie to protect their own embarrassments So there could be a lot of things going on, but I certainly don't think it's that oh, there's no list and by the way

He killed himself. Yeah, I don't think anybody believes that. And I think the fact that nobody believes that and that everybody's lying is going to crumble the faith that people have in our government. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe that's what's supposed to happen. I don't know, but I know this. They ran on it.

She talked about it being on her desk. She's on video talking about the hours and hours, the thousands of hours of video. All the victims. Yeah. We're just trying to protect the victims. Yeah. Bro, these people are clearly fucking lying. And for whatever reason, we don't know.

And I think it's one of those kind of wait and see type things, but they did just put something out today, like right as the show started. Uh, and I didn't get to look into it, but I saw it come up on a couple different, uh, pages that they said that the case is officially closed. Yeah. They're not releasing any other further. No more documents, like no more than anything. It's over.

That has to be coming from fucking Netanyahu, bro. And if it is, I mean, bro. And if it is, I mean, if it is, it's confirmation of what a lot of people have been saying. Not only that, bro, but it's like, either one of those, it doesn't, any one of those scenarios, right, those options we laid out, they all end in the same thing. That's the problem.

Like, they're all gonna end in a very bad outcome for America. Well, yeah, because- In the short term, you know what I'm saying? No, because here's what it means. Here's what it fucking means. People aren't gonna like when I say this, but here's what it means.

It means we're not even a real country. It means what we are is we are the iron fist that is controlled by a little bitty country in the Middle East, and all of the things that were told about being patriotic and going to war and protecting our republic and all of these things are not true. And that's, that's, that's what the fuck if I Don't know man like it doesn't feel good and it doesn't feel good about what I

Don't know I Mean when you think about like What our? kids are brought up to believe what we were brought up to believe and like you know, we have all of these rights and freedoms and and We have a duty to protect it and we have a duty to protect this or that and they've raised us to be like masculine aggressive America's so badass type people America's so badass type people. Nobody else is like that in the world.

None of the other. Why is that? Why is America like that? Well, it's because we've been taught that and we've been taught that for what reason. And when you think about like who goes around the world and fucking gets involved in all these different wars and conflicts. Well, there's a reason that most countries don't have a favorable opinion about American military.

Okay. And then you think, well, who's propagating our youth? Who's controlling that message? Who's trying to get people to go fight these wars? And for what reason? And then we look back, like, let's just say on the Middle East, you know, we talk about the Middle East, you know, what we've been doing there since the,

fuck, since the 70s, we go in, we quote unquote, restore democracy, but in reality, none of those countries ever operate better than what they were before. Yeah. Okay? So really what we do from everybody else's point of view in the world is we go in, we destabilize these countries and we make them more vulnerable for the countries next to them.

Well, who's the country that's next to them? It's Israel. And have you looked into the Greater Israel Project, which is basically the expansion of borders into all these other countries? It's not a mistake that Israel tries to get us into all these wars in the fucking middle East. And that's not anti-Semitic to say so. Like they're fucking fucks over there in their government.

Okay. So it's. It's dude, the whole thing's fucked up, dude. And. And Trump's not doing what he said he was going to do. and And Trump's not doing what he said he was gonna do Like very clearly and he's not explained it either. He hasn't said anything on no Yeah, I mean I don't know so so what what do you think about that the fact that he hasn't said silent on it

Yeah, dude. I I Don't know. I don't know. I don't. I mean, is he part of it? That's what I'm saying. I don't see. Is he part of it? Is he, is he being threatened right now and leverage right now? Is, is he in there? Is he part? Is he like, when I say part of it, I mean, like, is he blackmailed? Then when I say when he's being leveraged, is he being threatened? Like for the bet, like our with the COVID, they did the same thing to him with COVID. There you go.

You know what I'm saying? Like they did it to him with COVID. Hey, listen, you're either going to push this fucking vaccine or a hundred million Americans are going to die. Right. Pick one. Right. And and maybe that maybe that's happening. I don't know, dude. I don't know.. I don't know but what I do know Is that

They're all lying mm-hmm all of them and We as Americans can never ever ever trust our government again ever If they don't disclose the truth about what's going on. And that's the thing, man, like the paid magnet influencers for the last two months have been saying shit like this. Everybody wants there to be all of these things with the child trafficking, but it's not true. And it's all just not there. They're not going to be happy without the this and that they've been they've been prefacing this announcement through their little influencer

network and that was a case of shit and came out with the fucking binders well why did they do that you know what I'm saying like like no here here that leads me to believe that there is some type of leveraging side happening. I agree. You know, like Trump had full intentions on running with that play. And there's some cards on the table that I can't see. I don't know. Yeah. That's how I feel.

That's what my gut says. When it comes to his personal life, I mean, he's a fucking, you know, he's Trump. And people look past that and if he were to be embarrassed in some situation like that I mean people would look past that too because they've already accepted that he he is someone who likes beautiful women yeah you know what I mean so like I don't think that that is the reason that is being held up I think the reason it's being held up

It just feels more sinister. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's I think it's hey Cuz like dude, I don't think that Trump I Don't think Trump's gonna allow innocent Americans to be killed Like that so like if you were to say like if somebody came to use like hey Andy listen if you release this fucking shit You we got we got all the Iranians and all those illegal illegal migrants that came into this country by the you know Tens of millions of them. Yeah, they're strategically across. Yeah, they're ready. Yeah, I would I would do the same thing here I would pretend like it didn't exist. Yeah, but then I would come back later and fucking, I would kill all those people.

You know what I'm saying? Meaning all of the people. Listen, that would be a very tough spot to be in. Well, that's what I'm saying. I think there's more to it than what- Ethically, morally, that's a tough spot. I think there's more to it than what people wanna say, bro. People wanna say-

Just so easily. They wanna say, fucking Trump's part of it! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Good little Dolby. It's like, okay, well, then why did they put out the binders and why would he say that it was going to come out? I don't know, man. Like maybe I have more faith in the dude than like, and by the way, I've been very critical of Trump plenty of times. So this isn't like,

I just, I don't know. It doesn't feel for it to come closed like the way they just closed it out. Yeah, it doesn't feel right It doesn't especially with not in Yahoo being in fucking Washington. Did you do it? My little doggy? I think it's I think it's I think this is a wait-and-see thing I really do because I think there's gonna be so much fucking heat and backlash from this gonna have to and bro I just don't, I have good friends that are really fucking tight with Trump. And they all love him, dude.

Like they love him, they say he's a good, these are dudes, these are dudes that I know very fucking well, that I would trust with anything. And dude, they don't, they trust him. So like there's something, for me, there's credit there. You know what I'm saying? I don't know him.

I've never met him. You remember that fucking interview? I know fucking Junior. Junior, I'm telling you this, dude, Junior's a real dude. I mean, I don't care what anybody says about him. He's a normal motherfucker like me and you and everybody else. I don't mean, I don't care what anybody says about him. He's a normal motherfucker like me and you and everybody else. I don't see, I don't know.

I just don't see them being a fucking part of this shit. Even going back, do you remember the interview that Cash Patel and Dan did? We covered it on the show, bro. When they like, you could see it in their eyes. Yeah, they were lying. They knew they were lying, but they knew that if it looked like they had to say that exact,

like that was scripted. Yeah, here's your fucking response That's the stick to the script. That's how I feel about it, too and I think everybody has a right to be upset, but I think it's very important that we That we think about what it could be and what it could be in my mind is Those three options. Okay one trumps on it, and he is Zion Don, and he's here to like fucking enhance Israel's influence over the country and help sink the country into a technocratic fucking surveillance state.

That's option one. Yeah. Okay. And I'm not saying it is, I'm just saying that's an option. Option two, he's being, we're being threatened, meaning us the people, and he's doing what he has to do to make sure that people don't get killed. I don't think Trump wants to see people get killed. I think Trump hates needless death.

His actions speak to that. Not just Americans, fucking anywhere. Yeah, humanity. Yeah, and he's a, dude, everybody I know that knows him, and I know this isn't's a, he, dude, everybody I know that knows him and I know this isn't going to be good enough for people. Everybody I know that knows him says he's a great, great man. Okay. And my, my belief, if I have to say what I believe is happening, that's what I think

is happening. So option two, that's what I think is happening. Option three is that all of these people figured out that they have everything on them and they've all agreed that like, hey, we're just going to fucking bury this and move on, which. And keep using it. And keep using it. I just don't see that working on Trump, dude. Like that's what I'm saying. Like Trump. Use it to their advantage. You know what I'm saying? Because it's a control mechanism.

For sure. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So it's a control mechanism for sure Yes, you know I'm saying so like once you you're on the inside Yeah, so if you're already compromised and you're on the inside then why the fuck would you want to end it? We'll use it for everybody else right? Well, I Personally which that does he doesn't strike me that type of guy. I truly believe We are being threatened meaning our people are being threatened over this right now. Hmm. That's what I think's happening Yeah, that's that's if I had to bet And I mean fuck dude You're not a gamble man, I know but I'm pretty

My average is pretty fucking high I'm betting on option two and I bet we're gonna find out Soon. Yeah. Well guys tell us what your bets are. Yeah. Let us know down in the comments option one, two, or three. Let us know what you guys think. Yeah and if you think it's something else man and we're not thinking of I would like to hear. Please let us know. But like bro let's let's get away from the oh you're just sucking Trump's nuts or you that don't like Trump don't just fuck like dude what do you think it is? Well the truth is

none of us know. No first of all all of us no matter what political Preferences we may have should all be united on this that we need to know what the fucking truth is that's going on Yeah, okay This propaganda that's been happening in the media for a number of years the lies, dude You just saw stephanopoulos make up a fucking lie on the spot. Oh, we beg, you could tell he made it up. Oh, we've been getting all kinds of reports that say this. Let's see the proof of those reports. I want to see the text messages sources. I want to see the sources. I want to see the messages. I want to see the emails because

you don't have them. You just lied on national TV to push an agenda and then your infield reporter fucking called you on it non directly. This all has to stop. These people that lie and lie and lie. We don't live in a real country dude. We live in a fucking fake freedom, fake patriotism, fake everything countries is fake. It's fucking fake, bro. And we, the citizens are used at the fucking wants and needs and desires of these elite people. Okay. We are the fucking pawns on the chessboard. We are the ants. They are the grasshoppers. And until we figure out what is actually going on, which is that we're all being manipulated against each other so that we don't notice what they're doing, we're going to continue to lose. So every single person of every single political

affiliation should be united on this and not be saying, oh, you voted for this or you did that, or this, this, this. No. What is the truth? Because if we were told the truth, we would find out that none of these things that we all argue over are actually real things. A lot of this shit is propaganda. A lot of it is bots. A lot of it's fake news. A lot of it is shit that's just made up to create division intentionally so that we don't

notice that we are actual tax slaves in this country, which is facts. It's fucking facts. You can argue it all you want. You could say, oh, that's not true. country, which is facts. It's fucking facts. You can argue it all you want. You could say, Oh, that's not true. No, it is true. Most of the people in this country, when you add up all the fucking tax, they pay the ones that pay tax pay more to the government than they get to keep over the course of a year. That's not just income tax. That's all your tax. If you add it all up, you will figure out that you in fact are a slave of our government. Okay? So what is free about that? What's free about working more for the government than for yourself? That is anti-American. It's against the ideals this country was founded upon it is the exact opposite of what this country was founded upon

So don't feed me this shit about how free we are. We're not fucking free We exist as a mechanism of the government and that is not what we are supposed to have We are supposed to have a government that takes care of our national security, that takes care of our infrastructure, which by the way, infrastructure should be privatized anyway. We could go on and on and on and on and on. Really, the truth is they should fucking exist to keep us safe and that's it. After that, after military, fucking police protective services out, stay the fuck out of it. And that's how it should be. But it's not that it's become we operate and live under the largest government system in the history of mankind.

Every other government system that has gotten to the size that this one has gotten has been overthrown because of the oppressive nature of the government. So now we're just gonna sit here and pretend like that's not the case because they tell us we're fucking free. Get the fuck out of here, okay? Do the math. It's fucking math. We are not free. We are sold the idea of freedom so that we will shut the fuck up and pretend that we are and not notice that these motherfuckers steal all our money And then take the money and propagate us against each other making our lives fucking miserable Yeah, man guys must know fucking hate it dude, it's it's great once you see it you can't unsee it either That's the problem bro, and do we have an opportunity to build the best country ever?

Yeah, we do but these motherfuckers gotta go It's real man guys. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think got one more headline for you third and final headline headline number three Let's bring it back to st. Louis Got a buddy of yours in the headlines. Oh, yeah, big dog in Nelly. Yeah, rapper Nelly purchases national thoroughbred team, moves it to his native St. Louis.

Thoroughbred? Like horses? Yeah, dudes into horses now. He's also a cowboy. That's when you're real rich. Well, I was gonna say, he's a real cowboy now. Yeah. Not the, nevermind.

The National Thoroughbred League, or NTL, is coming to one of the best sports cities in the United States rapper Nelly Has purchased the Seattle team and will move it to his native st. Louis where it will aptly be called the Nelly's See what he did there Quote I'm excited to be a part of bringing a new professional sport team to the city that means so much to me. Nelly said in the statement to Fox Business, I can't wait to hit the track and celebrate with our incredible St. Louis fans. The horses will run at Fairmont Park in nearby Collinsville, Illinois,

just 15 minutes across the state lines. The historic racetrack is undergoing a $100,000,000 renovation that NTL CEO Randall Lane said is sure to bring fans inside quote I had no idea they were doing that. It's a big being close for a while, right? Yeah. Yeah Quote you look at the Cardinals st. Louis supports his teams and falls in love with its teams We've talked to the mayor's office about this and coordinated there It's a city that loves sports that wants to support to team and Fairmont Park is 100 years old It's really historical old track that they're putting a hundred million dollars

Lane said in the recent interview with Fox Business, so he's bringing them to him And yeah, like apparently it's a it's a big it it's a pretty big thing. A lot of people are involved. There are 10 teams right now total in the country, which they're expected to grow those. But yeah, I mean I guess that's kind of cool. Fuck you, you didn't even call me and tell me bro. I brought the other boys for real like, you know, Nelly's been here a few times. Yeah, what the fuck man? Yeah? Yeah, but he's also in it. Yeah But he's been in the news for something else to here lately what do you do? It's nothing that he did. I actually thought he he handled this very well, but he got some backlash

Over his no bitch, bro. He's not yeah. He's not he definitely called how it is, but he got some backlash Over people complaining about him his performance at Trump's inauguration, so what and He clapped back pretty quick good So say Louis Bay's rapper Nelly has recently responded to criticism for performing a president Donald Trump's inauguration ceremony last winter Insisting it was not a political endorsement and offering some new remarks on Trump's presidential opponent Kamala Harris in the process Since January Nelly has faced some backlash from fans and fellow entertainers over his performance at Trump's inauguration at the time He stated that his appearance wasn't about politics or trying to influence opinions So it was a video that went out. I got the clip here. Let's check this interview.

Nelly, they've been had you on the fire, man. We've been talking about your political stances out here. Oh, yeah. You still on your pro Donald Trump stance. See, this is what I'm saying. What did you get pro Donald? I what did you get pro what you have was respect for office? Okay, and Is is great how people spend narratives to things that I think best fit whatever they're against Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying instead of giving a brother the exact fundamental of what he did what he said Nobody's doing that anymore. Everybody's

oh, if you did this, you're for him. And it's amazing how you could do something. But if you don't agree with everything that somebody does, which I plainly said that I don't agree with everything my wife does. So to me, the situation to where no, I have respect for the office. This person does some things good. This person does something good. I never endorsed any president. You know what I'm saying? I've never did that a day in my life.

What I did say is that I'm a military brat. I love our men and women that service this country. I've done things all around this country. I've entertained the troops. Nobody bringing that up. I've stayed, stay as committed in my community. You know what I'm saying?

And I have a beautiful black family. Now, you've been getting some heat, right? Well, guess he replied to one of the posts, I think it was on the shade room or something. He said, quote, some of y'all have a problem with the situation because the prosecutor, who has probably locked up more black men

Than we've helped women of color with the white husband and white kids did not win the election I mean show me the lie. I mean hey, where's he lying? Where's he lying? I Mean look dude, you know, this is how it goes they they you know, you get out in public you become a public figure The guy's been a pillar of the st. Louis community for fucking 25 20 30 years. Yeah, whatever it is He's done to all kinds of good shit. Nobody talks about any of that Nobody talks about the decades of good things he's done for his community. You know, they bring up the one or two things where he might've gotten trouble, you know, um, with some weed or whatever, right? Which

is fucking bullshit. Stupid. And you know, they, they, they, they make things out of nothing like, like any of these other motherfuckers, if they got invited to perform at the white house, they're going to to perform at the White House, they're gonna say fucking no. The fuck outta here, dude. And if you did, 10, 20 years from now, whenever you're an irrelevant rapper, you're gonna regret not doing it.

And you know what's cool about Nelly, is Nelly was so fucking big, and then he kinda went to the back, you know what I'm saying, which is normal with hip-hop and shit And then he came out again, and he's like he's he's fucking killing it So when you talk to a guy like that He has perspective of what it's like to kind of you know be hot and then be not as hot and then be real hot

Again, and so you can't blame the guy for having a perspective of what is you know how he wants to live his life now You know it's almost like getting a second chance at fucking being famous Because I don't know you know people probably don't realize but like he's one of the hottest dudes out right now like he's fucking everywhere so Yeah, man, I mean fuck those people that's basically it Yeah I like them too for for this reason of just like you you know, cause you see a lot of these guys, these rappers, these artists, right?

Like they do that and then, but again, what happens when you get, you know, get cold sometimes, they don't do anything else. And so what I like is that he's going down this entrepreneur path. I'm fucking just bought a fucking sports team. You know what I'm saying? Like, and horses are a lot of fucking money.

Oh, that's big business. Listen, man, people hate winners, bro. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Like, ugh. And horses are a lot of fucking money. Oh, fuck. That's big business. Listen, man. People hate winners, bro. That's it. You know what I'm saying? They hate motherfucking winners. And it's interesting on that interview

how that guy was like, oh, you could almost feel the pressure of like. It's group think. Yeah, you could almost feel the pressure. Like the question wasn't even framed in a in a unbiased way It was framed in like what here's how I was framed Nail it you're black Mm-hmm, and you said something that didn't go with all the rest of it said you got close to leaving that fence there now

That's right. That's what it was framed like it's not that's not that's not cool. No, no, I just thought that was awesome I mean, dude, you're not gonna, but look at it, bro. He stands up and says, no, fuck off. And guess what? It doesn't matter anymore. So, good for him. Great for him.

Yeah, and he's a fucking cool ass dude that does a lot of shit. Everything he said is true, bro. No one talks about the fucking concerts that he's done all over the fucking world for free. No one talks about what he's done in his community where he spent his fucking money. He didn't have to do any of that shit.

And in fact, if you didn't do any of that shit, sometimes it's almost better that you didn't because the minute you do, people say you should have done more. And then they start fucking blasting you for that. Or you're bragging for how much you do. Ask me how I know. Right, right you do. Ask me how I know. Right, right.

Right. Ask me how I know. You know, you fucking tell people what you do and you're bragging about it. You don't tell people and you didn't do shit. So if I'm gonna get yelled at for doing shit, then what the fuck is the incentive of doing it? Well, the incentive is I know that I did it, right?

That's a good dude, bro. Damn good dude. Yeah. Damn good dude, man, yeah. And people, I know that I did it. Right? That's a good dude, bro. Damn good dude. Yeah. Damn good dude, man. And people, I just appreciate that he's not fuckin', I mean, not that I would ever expect that, but like, I just appreciate that he's like, no, the fuck you talkin' about?

Mm-hmm. No, 100%, man. Yeah, so they're bringing it here. Yeah, that's cool. July 19th, full day of racing, music, and a tribe called Quest quest that's the music group And an Ellie inspired fashion show July 19th, you know a tribe called quest

They said some type of tribe is supposed to be Selling tickets, all right All right. All right. That's what all the young kids are calling them these days. Tell them to fuck off, Nelly. Yeah, 100%, man. Guys, jump in on the camera. By the way, you see the size of the motherfucking earrings?

Holy shit. Which ones? The ones he had in. Oh, those are some big ones. Those are some big ones. You know what's funny too is his style never change. No, it's the same fucking style Why have beaters it still works still works? Yeah. Oh, does Nellie? He's probably my age. Really? Yeah for primate 40s Look it up. How was no?

Is he is he older me? Is he is he older me 50 50 huh, he's not my age. Yeah, you're safe. He's older than me I love a bad guys jumping on the conversation. I thought you don't look 50. No, no, well, I mean, I know come on We all know you know what that is. You know, you know, I don't crack I Was gonna say it was the hood Chinaman's. Oh Man guys let us know with that big set is get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up It dumb as fuck. So we bring a headline in we talk about it gets one of those two options And you like animals? You like dogs?

You like dogs more than people? Yeah. That's right. I got a good boy for you. Yeah, I got a really good boy for you. All right, mm-hmm, yep. Thumbs up at Double-Fuck Hell on Reeds. Nationals bat-retrieving dog Bruce laps up pregame attention, makes MLB debut.

Let's check this out. Bruce. Yeah, oh his name's right there. You haven't seen this? Have you seen this? Oh, it's great. It's great. I know that when people say when anybody's named Bruce everybody says it like Bruce. Yeah, he looks like that too. Does he? Yeah, he does. Let's see. The dog days of summer arrived Saturday at Nationals Park. Bruce, a 21 month old golden retriever, fetched a bat during a ceremony Saturday before the Washington Nationals 4-3 loss to the Miami Marlins as part of a Pups in the Park promotion. He retrieved bats the last two seasons with the Rochester Red Wings,

Washington's triple-A affiliate. Bruce wearing a bandana with an MLB debut patch he received when he arrived at the stadium was presented a commemorative Commemorative no Commemorative yeah commemorative bat he then took a whole fuck. Let's just watch the clip Come on in big dog. Have a seat Hope you're doing well, man. Hey, I got some news for you. I think you're going to like it.

You know, last year you got called up to AAA, did a really nice job. But we still thought we needed some work down at the lower levels. We put a plan in place. You went down, you did your work, you made some improvements. And the one thing that the front office noticed, man, you're working your tail off every single

day. And you did a nice job coming back to AAA this year. But I'm excited to tell you, the front office, the GM, the president, the owners, they're excited to invite you to Nats Park for your call up to the major leagues on June 14th. Congratulations. Yeah, he got called up man. There he is. Sweet little retriever.

Dude, look at the paws on that thing. Bruce. He's gonna be a big puppy. Gold retrievers are pretty cool man. Yeah, I've never had a bad encounter with a gold retriever. No, they're good dogs. I thought they were a little, you know. They gotta pretty cool. Yeah, I've never had a bad bad like encounter with a golden retriever No, they're like dogs how they were a little you know they got to be trained Yeah, but they're they're they're good puppies good dogs now

What now you know them what's the Black black laps Yeah, be careful. Why is that I steal your back? black laps, gotta be careful. Why's that? They steal your bat? They don't bring it back. They don't bring it back. They don't bring it back.

They just go. Look at that. This motherfucker's, see how racist DJ is? The golden retriever takes the bat, it's no problem. He brings it right back. It's no problem. The black dog takes the bat, he's a criminal. Same dog.

Yeah. Same dog, Just the black lab. Yeah DJ racist they call him up. Oh I'm sorry Thumbs up for Bruce thumbs up for Bruce. Look at him. Look at that. Happy guy. Super happy man Look at that happy dog, bro. I wish I was that happy Like for like one second of my whole life. Let me ask you this if you were a dog, what kind of breed would you be? I'd be men pinch. Why no say it a mini pincher That's what you think I would be

That's what you think I would be No, I was gonna let's give some options, but tell me no you go ahead Fuck I don't know that's like giving yourself a nickname. Oh No, like I feel like I'll be like a rottweiler. Yeah, you know saying I can see myself as a rot. I Don't know. I don't know. You don't know? American Bulldog? I'd probably be an American Bulldog. Yeah, I can see you. You got the shoulders, you know?

Yeah, like a Johnson style American. Not one of them Scott types. Yeah, not all the- There's different types. Yeah, I'd be a Rottweiler. Like a German, Austrian Rottweiler. Oh, yeah anybody got the jokes? I got it. That was gold man.

That was good. That was gold man. All right man. Thumbs up for Bruce man. Guys, Andy, that's all I have. All right guys. Don't be a hoe. Show the show.

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