REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 918. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Trump once again claiming that the Epstein case is a Democrat hoax, the Department of Homeland Security dropping the age requirement for ICE agents, and South Park depicting Donald Trump and JD Vance.

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Just a no headshot case closed. Close. What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realist. Take about it the lies, the fictness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruz the motherfucking internet

That's what we're gonna do That's what CTI stands for It stands for Cruz the internet We'll put topics on the screen We're gonna speculate on what's true And what's not true We're gonna laugh at all these dumb asses And then we're gonna talk about

How we the people gotta clean up their shit Anyway, don't be a ho Share the show All right, what's up dude What's going on man? Just over here drinking my My first form protein shake Mm-hmm

The classic? Yes A little drinking yourself Yeah Nothing tastes as good as my own self you know what I'm saying I'm into that I remember my first time trying some of you though it wouldn't bad yeah that's it's a quiet taste cherries and chocolate it's about right sound a little gay anyway what's going on dude not much man not much uh yeah

I mean we it's a lot of the fuck is going on with the rain like is it raining no I get the car out of the garage it rains for 45 seconds and then it stops raining and then the car's dirty that's happened every day this summer yeah oh it is supposed to be raining right now literally at 4 p.m. and that's it yeah huh yeah all right all right it's got uh well for those of you that don't know we are now just tell them what we're doing because i'm not even sure what we're doing yeah yeah no that's cool we're doing a little trial run right now we're testing we got some some some people that are watching and listening to this right now as it's being recorded um it's a very special are we moving

to a full live broadcast yeah eventually we're working through some stuff yeah we're working through some stuff um you know and uh just you know how's that going to work you're asking the wrong because i'm for sure going to get put all over the internet for the shit that gets cut out of the show got it got yeah yeah you know i just think i say wild shit on the show yeah just waited until eight o'clock at night yeah that's right all right all right Since all the chat's in there right now, let's go ahead and let's see how many of the OGs understand what the Clydesdale cartels all about. Cladsdale cartel. Let's see if they know.

Who knows what that is? We'll be able to tell by what they type in there. Clydesdale's cartels. Yeah. Anyway, looks like none of them know. So. Oh, wait. No hole here.

Huh? I guess no more live chat ever again. All right. That's it. Yeah. All right. Oh, there we go. Andy's looking sexy.

Syed. Oh, that's here. Yeah. That's here. One guy knows. Yeah. All right, let's do this. Yeah, let's do it, man.

So I wanted to bring something up before we get to our headlines. This was, it's actually like a little follow-up of the thumbs up that we had a few episodes ago. The Annabelle doll. Yeah. Okay, the whole house. Matt Rife bought it. Matt Rife just bought it. Anti-woke comedian.

Rife gets chilling warning after buying world's most haunted doll, Annabelle. So the comedian has been warned of impeding danger after he acquired the world's most haunted doll and announced his intentions to display the infamous item. Rife stunned fans when he revealed he had purchased paranormal investigators, Ed and Lorraine Warren's home in a cult museum in Monroe, Connecticut, subsequently becoming the legal guardian of the famed demonic doll. so yeah he put this uh there's a video that came out um of him uh buying this let's check this out hey guys uh super random but incredible announcement i have just bought the ed and lorraine warren's

home and occult museum with my very good friend elton casta if you guys have ever seen any of the conjuring films the annabel films or even amityville horror this is the home that inspired all of those stories. This might be the most important and prominent piece of paranormal history in the world. Ed and Lorraine Warren are who took demonology and ghost hunting and paranormal investigation and made it mainstream. Now, I know a lot of you guys don't know what any of this means whatsoever, but if you follow ghost stuff, this is about as big as it gets. So what does this all mean? It means that Elton Casta and myself are the owners of the physical Ed and Lorraine Warren's home and occult museum. We are the legal guardians and caretakers of all 750 haunted artifacts and

items in the Warren Museum, including the Annabel doll. I must go on record and say we do not legally own the items, but we are the legal guardians and caretakers of the items for at least the next five years. And what this means for you guys is you are going to soon be able to book a night or a weekend and stay at the Warren's house. and investigate the house and the history of the house, as well as the museum and all the artifacts inside of it. This is the most random hobby ever, but it's so fucking cool, man. I should probably collect stamps or something.

Might be a little safer. But, yeah, we own the house, and we are very excited for you guys to see it. Stay tuned. I'm in. No. Yes. I'm in. I'm going to DM Mariah.

I'm going to tell her to set it up. Set it up. me, you, and Matt are going to do a ghost adventures. You and you and Matt and DJ. Black guy dies first. Somebody said fucking white people. Somebody said definitely a white people thing. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm out, man. Why? Dude, I love you, bro. But I'm doing it 100%. I don't do that stuff, man. Like, that's just not my flavor, man. Like, I want zero to do with that. Zero, bro.

Well, that's because you're a pussy. That's why no one will be. Remember your name. Yeah. I wonder how much it costs, though. What movie is that? That's right. Never seen it.

I figured, because you watch like fucking Goldilocks and other stupid ass shit. That's not true. The only good movie you've ever recommended is that movie, that one I just watch. Yeah, Kingdom of Heaven. I don't recommend much. That was a good. That was good. That was good.

Did you watch that yet? The Kingdom of Heaven? Yeah, he loved it. Pretty good. Yeah, he loved it. Yeah, no, dude, it would take a lot for me to get there, bro. Yeah, like me telling you. You're going there.

That's what we're doing. That's it. Yeah. So not that much. Yeah. Dude, I mean, that's just, I wonder how much he paid for. I don't know, I don't think it was disclosed, like what the, the total cost of the deal was. But it doesn't matter.

He's rich as fuck. He's got it. Yeah. Yeah, he's doing that right. Bro, he's killing it. Well, he's about to do even better because he's about to be. You know, you have a number one community tour, I think, I believe, uh, in history. Really?

Yeah, over the last two years. Really? Mm-hmm. So more tickets than anybody else ever. That's crazy. Yeah. He's fucking good, bro. That's funny as fuck.

Well, I think now, too, like, with the spread of, like, social media, like, a lot of, it's easier for comics to get big, right? Like, I was watching this, right? I sent you the real, that guy, uh, what's his name? Andrew Dice Clay. What do you mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is kind of big. He's less big, though.

I'm less big, but I'm getting there. Yeah. I can get bigger if you want. No. Okay. I don't want to pay that fucking food bill. No, man, but that, uh, that one ink, uh, comedian I sent you who does. Andrew Dice Clay?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, he's throwing out. the 80s, dude. That was a good comedy back then. Now, that's like one of the worst comics from the 80s. Really, dude. I fucking love that humor, though.

Early Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor. George Carlin. No, Bernie Max's from the 90s. Dave Chappelle ain't 80s? Yeah, Dave Chappelle is like 2000s. But yeah, dude, early Eddie Murphy, raw, delirious, George Carp.

That's some funny ass shit. There's no filter. Yeah, those are the guys. Comedy needs to get back. It is getting back to that, though. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.

Like people are being less like, um, vaginas about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sick, man. Less vagasil. You know what I'm saying?

I do you know what you're saying. Yeah, there's a surplus these days. There is a surplus of vagus. That's good. Yeah. Back when comedy was good. Racism was racism. Racism is funny.

It is. Yeah. It is. I agree, man. But yeah. So, I mean, shout out to Matt then. I mean, Jokes are racist jokes.

Everybody fucking knows it. That's true. Nobody wants to admit it. It's the truth. Which jokes do you laugh the hardest at? The racist one. Right. But see, I have to think, though, dude, like am I just messed up?

No. Like, am I messed up person? No. Because it's all the people around you that tell them when they... Okay, what kind of jokes do your friends say when fucking nobody's around? That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

Hey, they go like this. You know you're gonna hear a funny joke with a dude telling you, it goes like this. You gotta look around first. Yeah. Yeah, man, it's good times. It is what it is, man. But, yeah, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to Andy Ficella.com.

You guys can find them all link there for you. With that being said, let's get into our cruise. Headline number one. Let's talk about it. Helland number one reads, FBI oust farming. Uh-oh. Oh, see, behind the scenes are getting some DJ reading lessons.

And you wanted to do the live, bro. You want to do the line. Now people are going to find the fuck out. People are going to find the fuck out now, aren't they? See, they think we're teasing. I was not prepared. Yeah, you better go fucking practice. See, this don't make it to the cuts, guys.

This is special shit you guys are getting right now. All right. FBI oust, former acting. director, agent involved in J6 prosecutions with more expected. So this just came down the pipeline today. It has been at least three

officials, including the former acting director and an officer involved in the January 6th investigations Fox News has learned. So this guy, Brian Driscoll, he was appointed early on during the early trans. Yeah, first of all, I don't trust anybody with that type of mustache. First of all,

what kind of facial hair abomination is that? Bro. That's like I can't decide between a mustache and a goatee. But I'm not good enough for either. Yeah. And then you know what I went with? I went ahead and watched Pirates of the Caribbean and I, you know, did some sort of hybrid. Bro, this guy looks like he made 300 grand over the last 10 years on Craig's list.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? He looks like he uses the missed encounters. You know what I'm saying? I saw you at the grocery store. You had a wonderful beard. That's right. It was braided.

No, he looks like you walk up to you and be like, let me paint you. He looks like he would, he looks like he'd be the guy that would check your prostate. The chat is asking, does his last name end in stain? I don't get it. Me neither. What does I mean? I don't mean. I don't get it either.

It sounds anti-Semitic though. Yeah, guys. Come on, man. Yeah. Behave, guys. He said, check your prostate with both hands on your shoulders. that's a fucking fat bro this is like cruise the comments on steroids

motherfucker you gotta turn a chat off we gotta do the show block it out so I can't see it I'm not gonna be able to do the show dude he does check it that way wrong answers only man that's what we need right here all right so let's hear what this guy did

so this guy Brian doctor fucking weiner hey doc we're up with my pants right over the next of mine Oh, man. Yeah, so this guy, he's out. He's being forced out of the bureau. Source is familiar with the matter told Fox News, along with Walter Giordina, a special agent at the bureau who played a role in the investigation of Trump Trade Advisor Peter Navarro and Stephen Jensen, the acting director in charge of the Washington Field Office.

And so, yeah, these guys are out. Apparently, there's more coming. We'll see what happens with that. Um, but one individual, they're, they're saying that the, they're trying to call this like retribution, um, is what they're calling it. That's the, the name, the word going around the circles. That's called consequences. Yeah. That's right. Um, but yeah, so, I mean, that, you know, that's going. That's cool. Um, well, we got to cover something, man. I think this is important. It's been a couple of episodes too. Um, let's dive into some of the Epstein updates. Um, in case anything has changed. because dude Trump keeps doubling down man and I don't get it and there's some weird things

happening so you have this video come out this video here check this clip out guys mr. president's very good mr. president is hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation is he working on what is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation I don't know I could ask you that question I don't know of it, but I think, here's the man, right? I saw a reporter today, and it's completely fake news. We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation,

and I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources. Look, the whole thing is a hoax. It's put out by the Democrats, because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country, and that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit, did. Okay. Okay. So that happens. Okay. And then these reports start coming out that Galay Maxwell told the DOJ that she never saw Trump do anything concerning. All right. Now, I have an

interesting theory on this. I really would like your input. But could this all be to get to this point where, you know, because we talked about the options on the table, Israel potentially leveraging the American people on this, right? Or the other option of being Trump was actually involved. And so is she saying this just to, you know, now he's cleared. Now does everything roll out? Like, I mean, dude, I don't know what to make of this stuff, man. You said you had a theory.

That was my theory. The theory is you don't know. The theory is, is that I don't know. Like, was this guy involved? I don't believe so. I don't want to believe that, right? And there's no evidence to suggest that he is, right? but now all of a sudden it's coming out that these reports of you know the interrogations that she

had that now she's saying Trump was never involved with anything concerning there was no no concerning behaviors or criminal activity on Trump's part so now you know for everybody out there calling you know Don the the pito guy and all of that stuff like I mean okay that argument's no one void now was that part of the agreement of this whole situation you know look here's the problem that Trump's facing you've got him his son everybody around him for years talking about Epstein talking about releasing quote unquote the list which I don't even think is the important part we all know the fucking list we have the flight logs everybody knows who's been there and who hasn't that's all been public data for a long time the problem that Trump is

facing with the public right now is that they went from making this a huge deal to straight up saying it's a hoax it's bullshit which is clearly not true because why would they be talking about it for all these years all right and then on top of it if they had this shit on Trump why didn't they release that part of it you know during the time where they could have really heard they had the power right yeah But, you know, the more I look into this and the more I hear, the more it starts to confirm my original thought, which was he's trying to get people fucking pissed about it. Because when he looks at people and says, oh, it's bullshit. After talking about it for years, that's going to infuriate people.

It gets people to the point where they're demanding the list. And now we have the liberal media who ignored the list for eight years now talking about it nonstop. Right. Okay. And Trump's a master of the media, bro. He knows how to manipulate the media

better than the media knows how to manipulate him. So, you know, and by the way, this isn't about, there's very little evidence that is public. Now, it could be that, you know, these people are, say, baby eating fucking aliens or lizard people or whatever to fuck people say but the evidence that is available suggests that it is way more likely that this is just a blackmail operation between the agencies to control the narrative in

society and it has more to do with people just doing weird shit than it has to do with like little bitty kids and shit and I think people are getting hung up on the list on the list on the list on the list okay they released the list what's that mean to you what's that mean we already have all the names you know what I mean so my personal take on all of this is that I believe that we still don't know what's going on, I believe there's a good possibility that there is a real threat against the American people from somebody. I personally think it's Netanyahu to do some sort of false flag or something that prevents this from getting out. And like I said, last show or two shows ago

when these people start to let's say Trump says okay here's the operation this is what happened this is how they were doing it and he keeps saying innocent people get hurt innocent people get hurt I actually think he's talking about

the Jewish people that are not part of this problem okay the innocent Jewish people and I think he understands that we're in such a social we're in a cultural place where so many people are upset with Israel

and they're collectively generalizing all Jews into that that it would be a dangerous thing to expose Israel's guilt because of what it would happen to the innocent Jewish people. The more this goes on, the more that's how I'm starting to see

what I think is actually going on. I think he's trying to be responsible but I don't think he's making the right moves. I think the right move, like I've said, is to fully disclose everything and let the chips fall where they may so that we can get the trust back. The problem that, and this is why I think that, by the way,

because it would be easy for him to follow that statement up. Like right now, what's he saying? It's a hoax. It's a hoax. It's a bullshit. It's the liberal media. Okay, it would be very easy for him

to squash. the temperature down by just explaining that with another three or four sentences. Well, with some actual evidence. Well, dude, nobody can come. Okay, explain to me how it's a Democrat op. Yeah.

Explain that to me. Right. Okay. Explain to me why you were talking about it for eight fucking years. Explain to me why Junior talks about it all the time. Explain to me why all the people that supported you talked about it the entire time,

Cash Patel, Dan Bongino, So, Vance, all explain it. And dude, because he's not explaining it and because that's such a simple way to bring the temperature down, my only conclusion is that he wants the temperature to go up. So. Because if it was really a hoax, if it was really,

that would have been shown already. Yeah, he could have said, he could show it. Look, here's what they did. They did this and this and this and then they all drew it like this and they did these things. And this is why you shouldn't worry about it. But he's not providing that. level of transparency which makes him look like he's either part of it and he's

certainly hiding something and if he's not part of it then why is he doing it right you know what i'm saying right and then is it possible that he's planning on holding the people for treason accountable and then moving on to them you know like or is it possible that he's just fucking part of their shit i i don't think we know enough yet and i'm not somebody who just like i know everybody likes to jump to conclusions pick aside but and pick aside but like bro i'm a you know i i try to evaluate and call balls and strikes and that comes from years and years and years of being in business i can't tell you how many times in business where things appear to be one way and then i assume that they were that way i end up losing you know what i mean it's just not the

way i think yeah well also has to be unemotional man like that that's the that's the piece you do i see people all the time online are way too emotionally invested and I would say like there should be like there there's a necessary we don't even know if those are real people that well I mean you know that's a fair point but like there are a pillity of people out there

that is like super emotionally like involved in this man it's just like dude you got to remove the emotions from it look at the actual facts let the facts be the facts well I mean look dude we get in a dangerous position when we start

putting leadership on a pedestal to the point where they can never do wrong. There's nothing wrong with being quote unquote loyal, but you should still be able to acknowledge that was not the best move. Yeah. That was not the right move. Right. This should have been done that way. That's how you improve. And you could still be loyal to someone and critique things that they did. And, you know, unfortunately, the media and culture and this communist destabilization, demoralization's been going on for the last 20 well it's been going on for a hundred years but heavily the last 20 years roughly um has created a scenario where people are this or that right

and they they think it's left right gay straight democrat republican uh black white and it's none of those things bro it's always been and i've been saying this for fucking ever it's us the peasants versus them the elite and people have to understand you know another thing is I don't think enough people I don't think most people have never been around people like this like I've spent time around people like this what you're like the elite it's mentality yeah like you like people have a hard time comprehending how because I think most people have good hearts I think most people look around they say you know what it is right to take care of my neighbor it is right to do the right thing it is right to be a good american it is right it is right it is right these people

don't do not hold that same moral standard that the general population holds yeah and until you hear them firsthand talk about regular people what they really think yes like you you you can't understand they don't care they they look at us like we are a way to profit you know what I'm saying And indentured servitude, slavery, whatever you want to call it. Like, yeah, we might not have someone standing over us saying, you know, like back in the, you know, in the slavery day saying, you better get out there and do this or this and this. Or I'm going to whoop your ass. But now they say it like this. If you don't do this, we'll put you in fucking jail.

It's no different, bro. It's no different. And if you think it's different, don't pay your taxes for two years and see what the fuck happens. Right. That's right. dude yeah it is crazy man like I said so I mean he's not involved in this again it's per galane Maxwell was she told to say that was she forced to say that I don't know we don't even know if that's true if it was actually said at all yes you don't know we that could be total

bullshit well here's something else we don't know if it was actually said or not but apparently she's she started talking about the bill Clinton and he's way heavier and heavily involved then I guess people thought or realized. But apparently that also came out of out of the interview that she had with the assistant attorney from the DOJ who, you know, Bill Clinton, he's always maintained that, you know,

he was no more than an occasional acquaintance of the millionaire sex offender. But Todd Blanche, the Deputy Attorney General, when he interviewed Maxwell, it allegedly came out that they were way, more involved than how Bill Clinton likes to make it out to be. I mean, and we've seen the pictures, right? You know, him getting the massage by a seemingly young-looking woman in what appears to be an airport. All the airplane rides, not just on the Lollita Express, but Epstein and

Galane on his personal plane. I mean, they were at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. That's probably the more recent thing we have. But even more than that, dude, dude the freaking picture of Bill Clinton that Epstein had on the island bro of him in a blue dress with red heels you know what I'm saying like that's you that's a little bit more than just a personal occasional acquaintance I mean like do that's some weird shit doesn't prove anything yeah those are all speculations there's nothing we don't

we we know so little about what's actually going on all we can do is speculate which is the actual problem with our country right now with the lack of we do not have transparent and so we have to spend all this time filtering through every single narrative to find out what is likely true. And that's a intentional thing. Because just like when we talk about if you can't define a woman or you can't define a man, if you don't know what the truth is ever, what do you know? You see what I'm saying? So we are intentionally confused by the

propaganda of the media for control purposes. So we don't know any of this, man. This is all, this is all speculation. We haven't seen any real proof of any of it. And if Trump really wants to settle people's minds, then he needs to explain why it's bullshit. Okay. Like, it's not enough for me to say, you know, like someone comes up and accuses me

of something and me like, oh, this fucking bullshit. That's a hoax. That's bullshit. And then like, okay, then a hundred people come. They say, well, no, that's not a hoax. Blah, blah, blah. No, that's bullshit. It's a hoax.

Yeah, right. After I was talking about it for eight years. Mm-hmm. You know, that he... And members of my cabin were talking about it for eight years. Listen, dude. Do you think he doesn't know that? Like, do you...

There's only two options. One, he... He's intentionally getting people pissed off. Or two, and this is a very real option his ego is so big that he's used to be able he's used to being able to control a room by saying no this is how the fuck it is okay and he's been doing that in his whole life forever so he could be making a strategic mistake thinking that he can kind of bully the room only the rooms everybody now tens of millions that's what i'm saying but like

dude there's a lot of times where people in power will walk in a room when everybody's ass depends on that person and they'll say the sky is green and everybody says yeah you know what it is kind of green it's great yeah right green green green green so you know it could be that too there's just a lot that it could be there is a lot man i don't know man guys let us know down in the comments what you're uh what you guys think what that means let's check out the chat see what they what they uh think in the chat here real quick green dildo All right, that's cool. We'll go out a little bit on the topic, though.

Because I did see some good comments in there about this. About this. Let me find out who, see who it was. Yeah, the only, uh, Jordan Gun, Guthrie, sorry. The only thing I could think of is someone, either the United States population or his families being, are threatened. Mr. Sensitive Yahoo is mostly, most likely trying to fuck the world with nukes at the moment. I don't think it's his family.

Yeah. When you go to sign up for presidency, you know that it's your family's on the risk. Yeah. Yeah, you accept that. I think if there's a threat, I think it is of a false flag or a terror cell activation or some kind of, some kind of shit like that. I don't think it's like, hey, we're going to do something to your immediate family. I mean, he's been under threat of that since the 80s.

you know what I mean like when you're that rich bro you got to have securities to make sure people don't kidnap your kids yeah you know so which he's had for a long time that's right a long time so i agree it has to be bigger than just family for sure yeah man yeah guys let us know down to the comments what you guys think well it has to be big because think about how he handles these people okay what do you do to the dude from iran when the ron guy was mowledon oh yeah you sent the picture of fucking dros you know what i'm saying like trump don't fuck around bro so like but he can't drone Netanyahu right and if Netanyahu is threatening him and he keeps saying it's bullshit it's bullshit you got to look at it like this you got two guys that are that are

they have a they have a disagreement okay and let's say one of the guys has real leverage let's say Netanyahu has real leverage which it appears that he does in some way shape or form and you have Trump, who has to lead and has to keep people safe. And then you have a situation where Netanyahu says, if this happens, then this will happen. And this being a whole bunch of people will die. All right. Americans. Americans.

Trump says, cool, I'll do this. I'll do this for you. Yeah, I got you. All right. And he says, hey, guys, it's bullshit. It's a hoax. Okay? And then he looks at Netanyahu and he says, I'm telling him it's bullshit, bro.

They're not buying it. Yeah. What do you want me to do? Right. It could be that too. Mm-hmm. But I saw this and somebody just said in the comments too, but could this possibly be tied into the Iron Dome thing of like why Trump's pushing so hard to get an iron dome here?

Maybe. I mean, I- That Samson option shit, man. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know, man. I mean, look, dude, that's a real thing.

The Samson option is a real thing. It's an official Israeli policy that if Israel were to fall, they were to nuke a bunch of other countries. It's what it's, they say that. Yeah. So if Netanyahu saying, or if Trump says, well, if I release this and everybody knows and it goes as deep as people think or maybe even deeper, because, dude, you hear what Bongino said, Bonjino came out and said, bro, I look. looked at this shit it's way worse than I thought yeah okay yeah that was like a three four days ago yeah so if that's the case then who who knows what they're threatening with right and how bad and how bad the backlash would really be yeah like if they are really like sacrificing children

and that's in the shit bro Israel will get wiped off the face of the fucking earth and then a bunch people will die because they'll launch all their shit so i mean most of the world right now hates is yeah it's just what it is for sure and trump could be playing the responsibility card of saying well i don't want to start this other main huge thing you know what i mean yeah i don't know yeah man guys let's go down in the comments what i don't what i don't like though here's what i don't like I don't like how people who are loyal to Trump, quote unquote, are just now switching their tune and being like, it's bullshit. Dude, come on, man.

I saw you talk about it for fucking five, six years. Yeah. What, what happened to that? So just because Trump says it's bullshit, now, now you back it up. Like, that's, that's fucking. Well, it could be they're all, like, they have to, like, because they all have to be on the same page. Well, a lot of these pro-Trump influence.

bro are on the payroll too yeah that's what i'm saying like they're being they're saying what they're being told to say yeah you know yeah i don't know man yeah guys jump in on the conversation down to the comments let us know what you guys think uh with that being said let's go cruce some of our actual comments not just the live chat we got uh we got some good ones here we're actually pulling a bunch of these actually from spotify we got to show spotify some love we got uh we started doing a lot of people say they're loving it yeah they're loving it um so yeah so we got some Spotify comments in here as well let's check them out first one is from swampaholics says uh I've been listening to this podcast for over five years and never been offended

till Andy said natural deodorant stinks this was uncalled for well what do you have to say for yourself I mean your name is swamp a hauling the guy speaks for itself not helping yourself there yeah that's right yeah yeah go get yourself some of that loomie put it for your for your uh your your feet pits and privates all your looms yeah that's right Yeah, yeah, all right. All right, stinky. What is your deodorant of choice? You're an old spice guy?

No. No. Speed stick. Speed stick. Huh, that's classic. Yep. Yeah, all right. Okay.

Next one, we got Alex Verdugo. He says, just wait until people start throwing butt plugs on the court. Why would they do that? I don't get it That's good It's probably good Yeah

Bless your heart Yeah That's right All right man Last one This is from 2G Stone This is probably my favorite

comment of all time Okay 2G Stone says To answer the question On why there are No uncircumcised Dildos You have to look at

Israel's elite The The sex The sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry. And what faith is known to have started circumcising Jewish faith. Everyone wants to talk about big farmer or a big tobacco, but no one wants to talk about the big dildo. Coincidence?

I think not. We just did a whole segment about big dildos. Pretty sure we're the first one. We're all ahead of the curve, bro. No pun intended. No pun intended. Yep. There ain't no curve.

Ahead of the hook. That's right. All I'm saying is that's actually a pretty fair argument. it is yeah man i love it you don't ever see none of them and eat or dildos no why not why not that's my question probably i think 2g stones on to something here g stones on to something man yeah man guys that's that's actually true yeah somebody said he's done his research yeah yeah guys we do appreciate you though man we appreciate you guys you guys for being real-ass fans.

We dig into the real topics here on real AF. What's that? Why dildos are not? Uncircumsticized. Hey, I think it's an important conversation to have, solving the world's problems. Yeah, man, let's keep the cruise cruising. Headline, too. Let's get into some deportation stuff, some ice stuff.

I think we might have a new job opportunity on top of podcasting and YouTube. All right. Patriots wanted DHS drops age cap 80,000 Americans rush to join ice and help clean up Biden's mess. Really? Oh yeah. They're just hiring regular people. Bro, we have a shot.

What do you mean we have a shot? We should go straight to the top. Let's just do it. Yeah. Andy and DJ go to Home Depot. Okay. That's what they did. That's what they did.

I didn't do that. They did do that. They did do that. There's videos of it. I got it. All right. Hell yeah, man. But yeah, they're recruiting, man.

They're on an all-out recruiting message piece right now. They're running a full court press with recruitment. And they're dropping the age requirement for immigration agents, opening the door for more Americans to help tackle the illegal immigration crisis. In less than one week since DHS launched its recruitment program or campaign, more than 80,000 Americans applied to join ICE. A Wednesday statement from the department's website read. Now, Chrissy Noam announced that immigration and customs enforcement is now waiving age limits for new applicants.

So even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America's streets. Now, they will still have to go through medical screening and drug screening in a complete, physical fitness test um but america need you this is the actual website from ice right now signing bonus 50 grand 50 grand student loan repayment 60 grand yep and you get a 25 percent pay raise premium pay that's a fucking i mean that's actually a pretty good deal you know pretty good fun dude i think you have have some i would rather than put the money towards this than sending it to ukraine it's real or is real or anywhere anywhere yeah fucking anywhere Make that like 200 grand

And we'd solve the immigration problem In about a fucking week Bro Now I wonder I do have I wonder if this is like a part time Or like a temporary You know how like

Like some of the box stores Are higher additional workers During the hot seasons And you know Like FedEx and UPS This is like Black Friday Yeah Holiday chavvin

Doorbuster deals Border Busters Border Busters Border Busters man that's fucking great uh yeah godsells are you guys are you guys trying to sign up for ice man yeah bro we fucking we got border buster deals do i sell my company and go to work for ice i mean listen again if it's temporary bro i'm down i'm down border busters turn border busters into a show that probably be sick it'd be every time we go to fucking home depot well so speaking of that

they're actually getting some heat right now uh because uh they actually did go to a home depot And they used a Penske truck. I think that's how you pronounce it, right? Penske. Yeah. Yeah. They used a Penske truck. Now, the Penske rebukes DHS after agents pop out of trucks during immigration raid.

And they actually use that same truck to take them back. The illegals that they caught. I think it was somewhere, I saw numbers vary, like up to almost 60 people. But yeah, Transportation Services Company, Penske is calling the use of its rental trucks during a Department of Homeland Security operation in Los Angeles improper following a raid at an L.A. area Home Depot. Penske addressed the situation after federal agents were seen in their vehicles during the Wednesday incident that resulted in more than a dozen arrests.

Here's the clip. Terrible marketing. Yeah. Well, I got something on that, too. But this is the clip that's going viral. Everybody's seen it. Check this out. Hoping out.

I love the guy. He's just got a cowboy hat on for insult. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, that's just like insulting them. Now, this was their official statement from Penske. They say, quote, Penske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles under any circumstances. The company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in today's operation and did not authorize this. it's not you nobody asked you we got to ask you how we're going to use your truck

every motherfucker out here uses the shit out of those trucks well it's funny you brought that up annie because you got to go back a little bit again by the way that's terrible marketing yeah like you're missing an opportunity Penske could like put american flags on the side of the truck and put like one of those dukes of hazard horns and make a skit where they like drive up and all the dudes jump out and then everybody runs away

and it would be like the most viral fucking marketing ever. Pinsky moves anything. Every, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Every American person that wanted to buy, to rent a truck would rent a fucking Penske truck. They're going to, they're going to Pinsky. They got some politically correct dump fuck in their, in their HR department.

He's like, oh my God, how are we going to handle this situation? We're going to say something now. And now it's like, dude, you're going to, you're going to, people are going to say, I don't want Penske. Yeah. I want this. Yeah. Well, here's the funny thing, man, because.

you know, you guys know how the internet is. If I was rider, if I was rider truck, I'd make a commercial like that right now. That's what I would do. You haul, they have an opportunity. Right. They're on the clock. Yeah.

You know, but the funny thing about the internet though, bro, is like nothing's deleted. People remember everything. And it's funny, we got to go back a couple of years to 2021 when one of their trucks was actually used to bring in and smuggle illegal immigrants into the country. So did they authorize that? Was that authorized?

Yeah. Right? I mean, this is the actual, like, post that, you know, you see the figures going through the X-ray machine. I mean, they're in there. And, yeah, was that authorized Pinsky? You know, was that authorized? I mean, did they make a statement saying it wasn't authorized?

No statement. Right, exactly. No issue. All this is is, dude, it's fear of being canceled. It's fear of being American, which is, Really fucking dumb. It's interesting to see a lot of these companies not understand where we are in culture. You know what I mean?

Or even people. Yeah. Like, well, to be fair, they never saw it. Well, bro, I mean, I talked about this years ago on the show. Like, culture's going to swing back. It's going to become cool to be American. We're there. Like, the more American you could be, the more business you're going to do.

And Penske missed a tremendous opportunity here because they probably got some far left dumbasses in their company making calls. like this yeah no it's stupid dude it's absolutely stupid but yeah this is uh this is the picture when they they put them all in there to take them back to the penske yeah we take out the trash fuck dude well let me i do want to ask you this though right because this immigration thing it is it's a for a lot of people can be a difficult conversation right and i think why well because like i mean like do we really is it a difficult conversation to you know when someone

carjacks somebody what do we say that's fucked up I mean do we say like oh well you know they didn't have a car so yeah right it's a law yeah and the law exists for a reason

see I think and we also talked about this dude we said this that it would get to a point where the process or what's required to get these people out would be unpalatable it's not going to be palatable for a lot of people man right and so seeing Pinsky trucks pull up to fucking home depots and hopping out with ice agents and loading them up like that's

not a palatable image to a lot of people i actually think that's pretty is it necessary is is it what's required because i mean here's the thing like we tried the self deportation thing they're not going on their own listen dude there's 20 plus million people if they if they deported 20 plus million people at the at the rate that they're doing now it would take like 70 years to get rid of the people so the argument isn't you know are they doing what it needs to be way harsher and it needs to be way bigger it needs to be way more in your face there should be fucking camps of motherfuckers waiting to be deported out of this country to make a point that you don't come here or you end up

there very simple no i agree did you see this thing too that like uh trump just ordered the the census bureau to do another census but he's intentionally leaving out the illegal migrants and dude i saw that i'm like what would be the point of that is it voter redistricting well not only that but does he not want people to see the true numbers of how many illegals are in the country no no because they're using it to to redraw the voter districts the census so that's about that's about seats in the in the house so why not still count them but just not count them you know what I'm saying they will going to know how many but they got to remove them off the list if you have 10 rocks over here and you take out two you know the two are over here right right okay all right i just saw i'm like dude

that just didn't it didn't make sense to me man i just i didn't understand that piece um yeah let's see what chat's saying yeah yeah uh yeah 20 that's correct 20 million illegals equals an actual invasion it's actually one of the biggest invasions of human history okay and if it were any other time in history that's what it would be called it would be called it would be called a fucking invasion. People have come here without their families, without their kids, without their wives. They come here and leach our resources. They fucking commit crimes. And bro, there is a lot of good immigrants here. Like I know some very good immigrants from Mexico who come here and work very fucking hard. But unfortunately, now they have this situation where so many of these people

have come that now it's ruined it for the people who have come here and contribute and I hate that I fucking hate it bro but it's reality we cannot just say okay well because there's 10% that are very productive in society we can let 100% in that's not what can happen in fact what we should have is some sort of sponsorship program where like let's say a company or myself personally had people that worked for them that happened to be illegal. Yeah, technically. I could say, no, I would like to sponsor this man and his family, 10 people to stay here because they do this. And I sign an affidated and say, these are good people and vouch for them.

Yeah, bro. And some sort of system like that could be helpful. But, you know, apparently these people in Washington, D.C., they can't critically think. So there's ways to get around this. But the truth of the matter is, dude, is, you know, there's laws and the laws have to be obeyed. And that's that. Yeah. Yeah.

No, dude, I agree. Dude, I like, Jordan, you got some good shit to say, bro. Let's bring you in. Let's bring you up on the show. Let's see. Oh, Jordan, what's up, dude? Hey, what's up, DJ? What's going on, man?

You get your camera on if you want or you don't have to. It's up to you. Yeah, sure. Hold up. One sec, brother. I'm on. I don't know if I'm on the, I'm sure where I go to do that. Oh, shit, my dad.

Yeah, I'm not seeing an option for video here. Let's just do call it. No, you're good. You're good. Talk to us, man. What you got? Man, honest. Oh, my.

First off, this is. is fucking surreal. Sorry for my language, but this is surreal. Man, thank y'all so freaking much for everything y'all do. Y'all literally changed my life. I got, I gained 40 pounds of muscle mass because of 75 hard. I started getting my shit together in my life and actually been trying to improve and I owe it all to y'all. Like, I really cannot thank you all enough for everything you have done for the community and for building this message of personal excellence. You can't see it right now, but I'm rocking my American Freedom hat right now. currently but always got to have it with me keep that thing I mean y'all are just absolutely

killing it and I just cannot thank y'all and off and I'm low-key like is this surreal or am I dreaming right now well you're about to be not dreaming if you don't tell us something cool well depends on what you're looking for brother I mean you're just making some good comments man what's your thought on this immigration stuff man so home depots or no bro I was thinking throw a taco stand up at a home depot and just like let it rip and just see how that goes. But yeah, no, honestly, the whole thing with the immigration, I don't think a lot of folks have a problem with immigration as a whole.

When people do it right and they fall the law and I actually do it effectively and efficiently, but when you have all these folks that we have no idea who they are, where they're coming from, what their history is about, and the fact that they're coming in and harming the American populace, that's a whole different story. And it's quite literally, like I was saying, it's an invasion. It really is an invasion, and it just, it's sickening to me, y'all. Like, we have Americans that are struggling.

They are so willing to give at first before, you know, all this stuff changed. They were so willing to give all these folks money and give them reimbursements for loans and mortgages and cell phones and food stamps. Yet you got folks in like Asheville or other places like that that are genuinely suffering. And it's just like, make it make sense. How can you not take care of your population? yet be pandering to these other mofos who give two craps about whoever's in office, they just care about the fact that they're in the country

and they can get our resources. I mean, dude, I think you're making some great points there, bro. You know, you said, make it makes sense. Well, it does make sense if you recognize what's actually going on and that we're dealing with an intentional demoralization and destabilization of our country. and the intentional breeding of American culture out of our country. And so when we think about, like, what's actually going on, you know, you can tie all this together, right?

Like, we, the biggest problem that we keep doing, Jordan, is that we keep pretending like these people are stupid or these people are ignorant. No, they're neither of those. They're fucking intentional and they're evil. And they are removing American culture intentionally. They are removing any sort of national pride that we have. They are removing national identity. The part of funneling resources to them versus American citizens is about demoralization because most people don't know how to deal with that.

And the play they're running has worked pretty well. But if we want to stop it, we have to understand, and this is us. This is the people that listen to this show and maybe a few other shows. We have to push, and I have a feeling that Jordan push is pretty hard, but we have to push collectively for accountability and for retribution. That's what the country has to have. It has to have transparency. It has to have accountability.

And it has to have punishment for the crimes. have been committed against us for us to ever believe that they have our interests in mind. And so, you know, I think Jordan makes some awesome points. I agree with them 100%. And, you know, the culture of America is one of, if not the most unique culture ever. Because, yes, it does involve many other cultures to come together to create a culture, the American culture. But when that culture is no longer useful, it makes sense that they would try to destroy.

destroy it. And the only time that it becomes unuseful to them is when they realize that they can conduct wars and conduct operations through technology versus boots on the ground. They don't need a bunch of badass 20-year-old Americans that are ripped and fucking high testosterone whooping people's asses anymore. For the love of their country. That's right. What they need is they need those people to get fat, lazy, stupid and poor so that they're dependent. And we can say, you know what?

we're going to join up with everybody else and become one big globalist society. And it's unfortunate that people are not recognizing that that's the play that's going on. You know, and the counterbalance to that is personal excellence. It is being fit. It is working to be wealthy. It is working to be accepting.

It is working to look above the artificial division that we're constantly, entangled into and um and i agree i don't think people have a problem with immigrants here dude like there isn't this big race problem here in this country like the race shit is manufactured bro like yeah there's we could go online every single day and find a video of a black guy doing something to a white guy we can go online every day and find a video of a white guy doing something to a black guy maybe not quite as free not as much but But the truth of the matter is, is that we can find all these things

and build them into the narrative that we want. And the reality is, is most people are fucking cool. And we got to fucking quit falling for their bullshit. Whether it serves what we may think, like, bro, like just real talk. Okay. And we're going to keep it real here. As a white dude, I've never really, like, thought about race. Like, I just haven't.

Like, I have not really thought about it. Now that it's become such an attack on white people, I'm starting to realize that if white people don't stand up for themselves, they will eventually get wiped the fuck out. So now I'm being forced to say, well, hey, you guys are fucking with the white people. And when white people say that shit, it's racist. But everybody else can say the same shit. And it's unfortunate that we have to get to that point because I do believe

that people should be judged on the content of their character, man. And I don't believe that standing up for yourself equals racism towards other races. Yeah. So. That's real, man.

That's real. Yeah, bro. Look, we got a big fucking problem here. And to cure the problem, it's going to be ugly. People got to be rounded up. They got to be set the fuck out of here. And if they want to come back,

they'd come back the right way. It's very, very simple, man. They want to separate it because we are weaker that way. 100%. That's real, man. That's real. the day the day that we all figure it out the fucking day that black people and white people mainly figure out that they are Americans and we are being artificial dude those people up at

the top are fucking done they're done it only requires those two groups of people to get together if the black people and the white people get together the people who are tyrants are fucking done they're done that's real man that was micha's quote by the way as you got you all day But there you go, Micah. Guys, we do appreciate you, man. Let us know. Is that our Micah? No, I don't think, Micah, are you here, Micah?

No, that's not the same, Micah. All right. No. Yeah. Yeah, guys, let's go down to the comments, what you guys think. With that being said, we got keep the cruise cruising. We got headline number three. Let's get into it.

We kind of hinted at this a little bit, but comedy making its way back. Yeah. South Park is. is making some noise right now they fucking got everybody what they do they got everybody South Park depicts Trump is Satan J.D. Vance Manage etois

twas and ice raiding heaven Christy know I'm shooting dogs So South Park's going pretty viral right now Are you a South Park fan? I've always been a South Park fan Pro one time I was with Halsey So dude I had this little apartment Back in college And you know I didn't smoke much weed back then

I didn't really start smoking weed like on a regular basis till I was probably like I don't know like late 30s you know and uh we my buddy my buddy uh

Aaron Schubert who did smoke a lot of weed back then um came over to hang out with us and he brought this weed and it was like orange it was called mango it was mango something

it was fucking orange and uh And so I forgot like he like the night before he we were all partying and shit and he left he went home the next day me and Scott were like at the house and bro we're fucking hungover dude and we're like let's let's neither one of us smoke much weed no we're like let's smoke this shit Schubert left so do us out listen so this all comes together okay so we end up smoking like we put we like put a bowl in and we smoke like half the bowl each bro and like I was so fucking high bro like I didn't know what planet I was fucking on and then I couldn't leave the

house because I was so fucked up so I went in we so Halsey disappears for like five minutes oh that's the worst no and he comes back and he's like look what I found I found a movie in your closet and it was South Park the South Park movie the first one yeah and it was still all wrapped up and I never watched it before. And he's like, let's watch this. And I'm like, all right. So he throws it in the fucking DVD player. You know what I'm saying? And, uh, bro, I laughed so fucking hard. I almost died. Because I couldn't because I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe. It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my fucking life. Yeah, man. And I like, I could tell you, I've never laughed that hard. Like, I remember it very specific specifically. And so ever since then, I've tried to

away from South Park. Really? Yeah. But I smoke more weed. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you have balanced it out. Yeah, I get it. Because it's dangerous to watch South Park if you've been smoking.

You might die. Yeah. You might die. Yeah, no, I've always been a South Park fan personally. And I feel like they've always done a decent job at getting everybody equally. Yeah. You know, like they're, yeah, they're a little liberal for sure. I think, you know, no, I think they, listen, bro.

Comedy is the universal language of unity, okay? Like, if you want society to get along, especially in America. where everybody's fucking different. Everybody comes from a different culture. Everybody has their unique things about culture. Part of appreciating culture is making fun of the culture. Yeah. Right?

Like it is. Yeah. And, you know, people with no sense of humor that are fat, ugly, and stupid and have no friends, they're going to get offended by shit like that. Yeah. But real people think it's fucking funny. Well, I think, too, like, bro, it's like, you know, it's a very, it's a really great way of bringing light to sometimes

some really dark fucking shit or stuff that's not as palatable. Yeah. Like bringing comedy to it helps. Dave Chappelle was the greatest person in the history of race relations and he'll never get credit for it. But, and I'm not talking about his newest shit.

His newest shit is different. But when he was doing a Chappelle show and he was doing his shit back then, dude, it was so, it was so funny because he went in. on everyone. Ain't nobody's safe. Yeah.

And like, that's what we need. That is what we need. That is what we need. And it's been a menace in South Park. Shane Gillis does a good job of it. That's why he's so popular, bro. Yeah. He makes fun of everybody, dude.

Yeah. Well, I mean, it's been a menace in South Park has, I guess, been in the spotlight in that sense. But they're back in it. And they got everybody. So the episode is titled Got a Nut. It features the school counselor, Mr. Mackey, becoming an ICE agent after he loses his job due to Bud, cuts from the Department of Education.

After joining up, Mackey Watches an orientation video in which Noam talks about shooting her dog, a reference to her previously emitting in a memoir to killing her 14th-month-old dog for its aggressive behavior. Here is the clip. Let's check it out. Welcome to the team recruits. I'm Christine Nome, head of Homeland Security. Well, she seems nice. Okay, very pretty.

A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard. Whoa, whoa! Now we'll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy. As the face of Homeland Security, I'll be leading the way. And together we'll make sure everyone is in this country legally. So let's get out there and get him recruits. Together we can make it happen.

So there's that. And there was a bunch. And like I said, it is funny how they try to make Christy know him like look like a fucking model. Like she's getting ready to run in and raid motherfuckers with her fucking hair all done and her makeup all done and shit. I ain't buying it. Yeah, I'm not buying it.

Nobody's buying it. It makes it a little more fun to watch, though. For sure. Yeah. For sure. But they got everybody. I got J.D. Vance. And he actually, I like that too.

I'd actually rather watch Holman. Holman? Holman. Yeah, I like him in the lot. I do, too. I like his little speech. Put a little wig on him and some makeup. And you'd have the liberals fucking all about the deportations, bro.

Bro. You know what I'm saying? He fucking comes out as trans. That's what I'm saying. What are they going to say? See, if I'm, I'm in charge. This is the ninja move.

I'm pulling, bro. Oh, and put the suit. Put the wig on. Brumman. Put your fucking costume on so we can get these motherfuckers to tell on everybody. You want them out or not?

It's a good strategy, bro. You got to. Yeah, you got to. You got to. Yeah. But yeah, JD Vance got it. And what I'd like most about it, too, is like, you know,

sometimes when you get in the shit, pour it on you, the best thing you can do is just go with it, laugh at it. laugh at yourself sometimes. J.D. Vance finally did that. So this is one of the clips from the South Park episode

and South Park posted this out saying welcome to Mar-a-Lago, hashtag South Park. Vance, Jaddy Vance, said, well, I finally made it. Yeah, you know, that's cool. Why do they always make his face look so bad? I don't know. What's a little candy dude? It's not like he's fat.

No, why don't they do that? I don't know. It's great, though. It is great. They got J.D. Vance. They got Charlie Kirk as well. Oh, really? Yeah, Charlie Kirk, he's actually changed his profile picture.

Oh, Kirk did not? Yeah, this is Kirk's page. But this is, they had Cartman be Charlie Kirk in the episode. Let's check this out. Mom, you don't understand. I'm getting really good at this. I have my arguments down rock solid. These young college girls are totally unprepared so I can just destroy them

and also edit out all the ones that actually argue back. well it just feels so good I understand it feels good but that doesn't mean you do it all the time I'm sorry mommy and then that you know he does those debates on the college campuses right so they have this check this out oh my god what makes you think you have the right to say what I do with my body let me ask you something if a pregnant woman is killed and the baby dies too why is the killer charged with a double homicide well because people have different beliefs it's not about belief it's about truth science Firms, life begins at conception.

I mean, fucking spot on. Charlie Kirk posted this out. So it's not bad, Cartman. Didn't Charlie Kirk, isn't he, like, isn't he mad at everybody right now? Like, because they're all, uh, I saw something today. Like, he's mad at everybody because he was questioning Israel and all the people got mad in him or something. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, dude, he gets a lot of shit for it, for sure. Yeah, but he's like a, he's very pro. They can do no wrong. It's not a. it's not a genocide it's not you know you know dude it's hard to tell what's going on there because fucking these people lie about everything anyway uh yeah that's funny that's great tom holman and in a wig that would solve a lot of problems i think that's the yeah you put them out there like rachel levine and no for real bro and you'd have all the left they wouldn't

know what to do their minds would explode bro it would just be spontaneous explosion they wouldn't know what to do they'd have no because if they fucking go against it they're transphobic yeah yeah but if they go with it you know two birds here's the deal motherfuckers don't belong here go back to your own fucking country come back the right way and if they allow you to we'll throw you a motherfucking party we'll throw you a fucking fiesta oh lay you know what I'm saying like fuck bro what the greatest thing is like the majority of these people they're not even would you show up to be the fiesta oh yeah yeah what are you going to bring to the fiesta korean tacos see korean tacos zhe shines in bro trying to unite everybody yeah

international cuisine fiesta what goes into an international fiesta buffet pizza french fries tacos tacos chinese food butter chicken stir fried gerules we should we should ask the people comment say it what chitlins no what uh you know like you know chinese food yeah right right right what no what kind of food would you like to have today dj we should ask the people you comment no dj knows he won't say because he's being a pussy i won't say it see now people are watching he doesn't want to say anything funny this is going to ruin the show because dj is going to push out i asked dj if he wanted to have chinese food today and you know what he said back to me i want to have a nigger food that's what he said

And I said, okay, what's that? He said, that's pigs' feats and chitlins and watermelons. That's what he fucking told me. Somebody said in the chat, DJ's diet is chicken broth. All right. Chicken and water, okay. All right. Hey, man.

Yeah. You know what? It's not bad. No, it's good shit. I mean, to be honest. What's white people food? Just mayonnaise. No, it ain't.

Just mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise. I do. I dude I don't eat mannaise on anything by itself I've never had it

fucking you bullshit have you had it yes I've had everybody's had fucking mayonnaise not me I don't believe it okay I matter of fact

I know for a fact you've had mayonnaise before when where were we at isn't mayonnaise and Caesar salad dressing yes okay well that's the only time

you've had that I've seen you do it on a burger too Bull shit you have I've never eating a fucking burger In my life With fucking mayonnaise on Ever I don't believe that

I don't care What you believe I'm telling you We don't even have Fucking mayonnaise at the house I believe that Yeah I believe that Bro you've eaten mayonnaise before

You're missing out Andy Boiled dicks and raisin Oh That's pretty funny. Oh, shit, man. This chats, you know, y'all are crazy, man. Yeah. Boiled dicks.

Yeah. Yeah. That's where the Epstein motherfucker's been eating. Boiled baby dicks. Yeah, fuck. That's so nasty. Yeah, well, they're fucking weird. I was just talking to my buddy yesterday.

Hani and I were talking about this. We were on the phone. We were talking about how fucking these people, they get money, then they get power, then they have to like find new weird shit to be into. Yeah. Dude,

that's why Hillary Clinton dresses like an emperor, bro. She thinks she's a fucking emperor. She thinks she's the queen of the earth. That's why they do those spirit dinners and all that weird shit. The Bohemian Grove shit. Yeah, what about that? That's, allegedly allegedly you know owls in the woods and shit yeah yeah well guys jumping on the

conversation let's go down to the comments what you guys think with that being said we have our final segment of the show as always thumbs up or dumbest fuck yeah so we bring a headline in we talk about it we vote on it gets one of those two options um let's just let's get into this okay okay Our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck, headline reads, I have Ozympic penis. It's a new side effect that men aren't even telling their doctors, but their wives are discussing it online. Ozympic penis.

What is it? Oh, you're here. Let's find out. Let's find out. Is it good or bad? I don't know. Yeah. What?

I mean, dude, like the whole thing makes your, makes your, make sure, it might probably make your wieners shrink. Well, let's, let's see. So it's, it's, it's the miracle drug known to curb appetite, stimulate weight loss, and even help kick unhealthy addictions like smoking. But some men have claimed that taking the GOP1 injections, more commonly known by brand names, including Ozypik and Wagovi, have brought on another surprising and welcomed side effect.

Online, the phenomenon has been dubbed. ozimic penis. Frank, a 36-year-old man from New Mexico, whose name has been changed to protect his privacy, weighed 286 pounds when he began taking the weight loss medication two years ago. His doctor had prescribed the medications help treat his diabetes and hyperthyroidism. His starter dosage of Zimpec, a popular injection, used to treat type 2. Seamylutide. There we go. You said it. I ain't got to say it. You said it. used to treat type 2 diabetes came with its unusual reported side effects such as reduced hunger

improved energy and the occasional acid reflux six months into his weight loss journey however frank began noticing a surprising physical difference in his body one that no one had warned him about it was once again waking up with morning wood something he lost back in 2020 due to complications with his diabetes, he told the Daily Mail. And not only was Frank once again waking up in a state of arousal, but his penis appeared to have grown by an inch. Frank whipped out his iPhone and used it as a makeshift ruler. Classic, right?

Who hasn't done that? You know what I'm saying? Who ain't done that? The last time I, quote, the last time I measured myself, I used my phone, which was an iPhone 7 plus, he told the Daily Mail. I was about 5.8 inches.

This time, with his larger iPhone 15 Pro Max, his member appeared to have lengthened to match the device, which is around 6.3 inches. People didn't seem to believe me. Is this the time where I talk? All right, listen, you fat fuck. The reason you think you're,

penis got better is because you were so fucking fat that you couldn't fucking see the motherfucker okay so this isn't ozempic this is you just not being as fat every dude knows this this is why dudes trim their pubs it adds an inch by cutting the fucking hair short that's right okay yeah and when you lose weight it's an optical illusion you're your fucking pubic area You were so fucking fat that the area around your dick was fat. Oh, yeah. And that's what the magic is. This is not Ozzympic.

This is you not being unhealthy. And you waking up with a hard fucking boner is you being less close to death. Oh, my God, I grew an inch. I lost 80 pounds, but my dick grew an inch. No, you just see it. now that's yes bro that's real shit that's real shit yeah so yeah it doesn't and by the way what is this propaganda from the pharmaceutical company oh take ozambic and it makes your your fucking dick get bigger no losing weight makes your dick appear to be bigger it's always been the same

size yes somebody on the chat said blood stopped going to the stomach to digest food and went somewhere else finally that's fucking right that's right bro that's right yeah getting blood getting blood flow to his stick for the first time at 35 years yeah yeah you also yes you also do lose muscle mass with ozambic if you don't keep your protein intake high uh or you know you're not using testosterone if you're a man that's true i'm trying there is a lot of other benefits allegedly to it though but i but it's hard to know because we fucking get lied to about all the shit yeah yeah so yeah like dude i don't you know whatever man normally i just slam mine in a car door to make a bigger took the old connor mcgregor

method bro y'all got to be stopping man what did y'all do it bro listen what's this guy's name frank allegedly frank you fat fuck okay Okay, wait, can we critique the iPhone measurement tool? I've never, well, you have the smaller iPhone, right? Motherfucker, I'm Italian, bitch. Bad jokes. Yeah. They can't stop.

That's not what I meant, man. I wasn't even going there, bro. Somebody in the chat said, you ever seen the size of my arms and the size of my legs? Mm-hmm. Those are, that's your protruding members. Hmm. There's something to be said about that.

yeah just saying um anyway that was a little gay anyway frank congratulations on not being a fat turd and actually being a functional male that's good good job buddy yeah thumbs up for that if you lose another 50 pounds because i'm sure you're still fat you're gonna even get a bigger dick he's gonna get big yeah Look at this fucking guy in the picture holding it out with like, what was it, that 12? Is that centimeters though? Yeah, that's centimeters. 12 centimeters?

12 centigrade. I want to say this. You know, if people actually knew how, I don't actually even think there's like ugly people. I think there's fat people. Okay? Because if you took most people who are way overweight and. got them to a healthy weight they actually end up looking pretty good almost everybody almost everybody and like dude people don't realize the quality of life difference there is between being

extremely overweight and being in shape it's a completely different experience people look at you different they treat you different you feel different your body works different and apparently you dick gets bigger listen everything's different and better and these people People who argue that fact are delusional. You're delusional, dude. I've been fat. I've been morbidly obese. Like when I was 350, dude, I was a fat fuck.

Okay? Like 120 years ago, I would have been the fattest man on the planet at 350. I would have been in the fucking circus. Okay. So I know what it's like to be like that. I know what it's like to have to wear the same clothes over and over and over again because none of your shit fits. I know what it's like to not go to weddings.

because you can't get your suit to fit. I know what it's like to not want to go to barbecues and pool parties because you're fucking embarrassed of how you look. I know what it's like for, I know what it's like. And people who claim like, oh, dude, I'm happy with, you're lying.

You're fucking lying. Or you lack the perspective completely of what it could be like. It's more unacceptable socially to be a criminal or to be fat than it is to. to be a criminal, or to be like literally almost anything else. And I didn't make the rules.

It's just reality. Yeah. Yeah, man. And it's funny how they, how they shove it down our throats in the propaganda. Like notice what they make the average man look like on a television show or on a, like I'm talking about a sitcom show, not a, not a like army show or military show, right? Just a basic. An average dude.

Regular commercials. They make the average dude look like a fat, lazy turd and they do that so that other men will be like well see this is what you're supposed to look like at 40 motherfucker I'm 40 I'm 40 fucking six okay like I'm fucking yoked you know what I'm I'm saying like I'm a better shape than I was at 25 there's no there's nothing that can't keep getting better I'm convinced of it and I think this whole thing of like you know I'm a I'm this age and I can't grow I know 70 year old dudes that are fucking shredded I think you could continue to get better I think the whole thing is a complete fucking lie so that people will

give up be unhealthy and become a customer of the medical system yeah that's real man last little check in with the chat back in my trailer park the lower your stomach hangs the prettier the crackhead you find okay it's funny because like all the people who who who advocate for fat acceptance then eventually they end up losing a bunch of weight you know what I'm saying yeah Lizzo yeah yeah yeah and then what oh so you were lying the whole time right so you wasn't really happy we know yeah it's not a dude dude like those people that are that big they fucking smell bad that you don't ever meet a big person like that has a that doesn't smell bad

They smell dirty. They got shit going on in their body that's not healthy. I'm not saying it to be mean. I'm saying it to be you're not accepted socially. It's fucking gross. I'm sorry. You're fatphobic. Yes,

I fucking am because I used to be fat. I know what the fuck it's about. I am scared of it. I spent most of my life being a fat fuck. Okay? I know I'd rather die than go back to being fucking fat. That's real shit because it's that big of a difference. Oh, that's superficial.

No, it's not. It's quality of life, man. It's real shit, man. Well, thumbs up to this guy, thumbs up to Frank. That's why I'm so passionate about the fucking program, bro. Yeah. The live hard. Getting your shit together.

Yes, because it fucking fixes the underlying problem of adherence. Of your ability to adhere is what costs you or gets you everything in your life. If you set out to get in shape and you can follow the plan, you're going to be in shape. If you set out to get wealthy and you can follow that plan, you're going to be wealthy. It removes the biggest roadblock Probably the only roadblock in any of our lives To build anything real Which is our own ability to adhere to a plan

And we got all these fucking idiots on the internet Thinking it's a fitness program It has it has very little to do with fitness To be honest other than You know it's a byproduct of making the right decisions You know That's real man Well thumbs up to Frank

Yeah Frank Yeah Frank Keep going you gain another inch You know Yeah, man Thumbs up to Frank, man I don't know I'll be telling people

You got a 5 inch Fucking He might be He might be a shower So And if that's the case Not I mean

Nobody measures their Dick when it's soft Bro Damn, you're right So he's putting that out there Yeah Yeah Yeah

Because I got an iPhone 20 Yeah Oh no Based off my measurements It's a 20 Max Max Plus Pro You know what they say

About people That brag about They're big dicks They drive They got a little dick They drive nice cars? No. I get, I get, listen, bro, I drive a line green car when my dick feels just too big, the handle.

It's a responsibility. That's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah, bro. Like, you don't know what it's like to walk around with like that. Like, that's a lot of pressure. Yeah, I get it. You know, sometimes I like to drive like an orange car or green car just so it shrinks a little bit.

That makes sense. Yeah. All right. Well, guys, Andy, chat. Yeah, that's all I got, me. Yeah, tell all your friends come to the chat next time. We're going to move into a live show. So within the next, what, a couple weeks?

Sure. Isn't that the plan? No, it's very realistic. Is that the plan? But I'm the one that knows what the fuck's going on. Yeah. Come over here and tell him the fucking plan. Put him on the video, too.

Just come right here. Come to my camera. He loves for everybody to see him. Yes. We'll be doing a live show. Live on YouTube in the morning. We're still trying to figure out the time and everything. Ebony and I.

Every goes together in purport. You guys are going to make out? I didn't hear anything he said. Just sit right here. Hey, what about, what about Madat being ranked in the world of Jiu-Jitsu? He's one of the top Jiu-Jitsuers. Basically, here's the reality. He'll beat your ass.

Isn't that right? That's right. All right. That's right, man. And then he'll smile while he's doing it too. You ever seen him do his fucking matches And he's in there smiling and shit But that's a badass

Oh he spelled your name right There's no question Hey Andy I'm curious what your opinion about XRP if you don't want to answer That's fine I was just curious What's XRP? Yeah I build companies man I'm a company builder

I'm not an investment I can invest in companies But I'm not a crypto expert so to speak I don't understand enough about it yet To tell people but what to do or not to do. That's the mature take. It's the truth.

I'm good at what I'm good at. I'm not one of these people that pretends to be good at fucking everything. I can tell you what I am really good at is I'm good at seeing shit before it fucking happens. That's what I get paid all my money for. I don't do anything else. But, you know,

ice burden. Clearly I can't know what the fuck's going on in the world because I'm a retarded. Yeah. No, man, that's real, man. Well, guys, it's been great, man.

Yeah. It's been fun. It's been real fun. It's been real fun. Real fun. Yes. Yeah, all right Well, that's all I got

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