REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 920. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Banishes Obama & Bush Portraits From Prime White House Spots, Israel Says It Killed An Al Jazeera Reporter & UFC Rights Go To Paramount In $7.7 Billion Deal

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump banishing former President Obama and Bush's portraits from their prime White House spots, Israel saying it killed a Hamas terrorist posing as an Al Jazeera reporter, and the UFC signing a $7.7 billion dollar deal with Paramount.

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Yeah. All right. What's up? What's going on, dude? Nothing. Dude, I had a wild interesting weekend, man. I had something happening to me, too. Dude, it was crazy.

And really, it was really the last 24 hours of have been crazy for me. I had Narcanda bitch and my AC went out at the house You Narcanter where Downtown, bro, so we're leaving IKEA so we're redoing my My oldest daughter's room When was this?

Yesterday, bro. Yesterday. Did I talk to you yesterday? No, we, not like that, no. Oh, we talked about the show. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, we went to IKEA to grab some stuff because we're redoing

my oldest daughter's room and leaving IKEA, Van de Winter Shodo down there, right? leaving IKEA that was this car in the middle of the fucking road with the lady and like knocked out. Okay? And I saw it as like we passed her and like I looked

behind and she had a baby on board sticker. Right. And so I'm like dude I immediately like flipped. I had the whole whole family with me. We flipped around walked up to her bowed. Odeed. Is anybody else with her? Her and her boyfriend both Odeed. Passed out in the car. Yeah. At a green light.

Fentanyl? Yeah. Yeah. Did it wake up yeah oh yeah they say don't call the cops they got pissed yeah they drove off it's fine you know what I'm saying it's fine but uh but dude it was wild man and then got back home you fucking shot him with the narcan they got pissed off oh they got they got they got they they just fucked they're high up it completely takes away they're high yeah and um yeah I tell them like hey you can't park here you know what I'm saying like they fucking wrote off and uh yeah so that was fun and then got back house got back home did you tell them

you gave them the fucking arcane or they know no they knew I mean because she was like they were like right there bro I got like 10 more minutes they would have been fucking done you know what I'm saying they're snoring and shit and the craziest thing man is like the emergency service response in the city specifically man like it's got to get better bro like and this is not a knock on the first responders got great fucking people there but like they're they're completely unmanned like they're they're they're so undermanned right now like I got called 911 because like dude I got my kids and shit with me I'm not about to sit here and fucking van eventer and show though and so why not yeah right yeah well I

Tell the people. What? Why not? No, man, but I call it, you know, I called 911 one. Like, okay, yeah, we'll send somebody out there. And I'm out there for like 10 minutes, bro. And I'm like, bro, okay, I'm not to just give her this Narcan, get out of here, bro. It is what it is.

But you gave her my Narcan, huh? Yeah. Out of my kit. I'll give her more. Yeah, I got more. We'll be fine. EJ carries around Narcan in case I get too high on my fentanyl. It's always.

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is, man. But it's just crazy, man. Now my AC's out. It's 82 degrees in McCrib, man. Oh, man. You know, and like big dudes, like, bro. Oh, dude. Nope.

There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse. Nothing worse. You know, like, my testicles was like sticking to my, bro. My thighs. Nothing worse. That's what makes it bad.

You can't get your balls clean. No matter how much you clean them. It's just not good. No. Just not good. No. It does make you feel like you got a big old balls. It does.

It may have a big old. Like, yeah, like, I'm in my knee, you know what I'm saying? In reality, I was just curled up and fetal butt. Yeah, fuck it. I wish my balls would stop cooking. My balls was hot. I'm about to make popcorn down there, bro. But, uh, oh, man.

Yeah, I didn't, uh, what did I do? I didn't do anything. Shocking. Sometimes they'd be like that, though. I smoked cones and cigars and walked around my property. It's not bad. Oh, it was fucking awesome. That's why I bought it.

That's a good time. Yeah. It's a good time, man. I didn't have to fucking see anybody. Yeah. Nobody. It is nice. It is nice.

It is nice. All right. But yeah, everything else was good, man. Did they fix your AC yet? No. No. What's wrong with it? So it's basically the people who owned the house before me did a cheap fix and put some

aftermarket shit in there that doesn't exist anymore. So how much is it going to cost? Probably a billion dollars. How much really is it going to cost? Yeah, it'd probably be like, they said it's either going to be. be 80 bucks or like 1500 so okay it's gonna be 1500 it's probably gonna be all right but see now remember you were trying to buy that big ass house yeah right so dj was trying to buy a big boy house yeah all right and i think about it no he you fucking talked about it nonstop for six months

and i kept telling him like listen dude you don't want that shit yeah AC breaks now imagine if you have four AC units and they broke you see what I'm saying Yeah. No, it's real, man. It's, um, yeah. And then everybody comes to your house and they give you a bid and, you know, when you were at a little, when you were at a little normal house, the bid was, you know, $100. But now they come to your house and they're like, oh, it's $10,000. You got the special AC system. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. And then you got to argue with them and be like, what do you think I'm fucking idiot? Because they think you are because they, those people think everybody that's rich is stupid. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Here's a fucking Here's something for all you guys that do Age wagon shit Anything that has to do with giving bids Rich people are rich for a fucking reason And it ain't because they don't know what the fuck's going on So just remember that when you think you're outsmarting them All right

And by the way A lot of times they won't say anything They won't argue with you They'll just They just won't call you back And then they'll tell everybody what you try to do That's a double ed swore right Because if you do push it back, oh, well, you're, you know, you're being cheap, rich guy, like, you know.

No, that's how I got here. Paying attention to my money. That's right. That's right. Anyway. Yeah, no, that's real, man. Yeah. What's going on?

Well, guys, I got a little nostalgia here for you. I figured this would, this first little intro topic would be close down. Is it Pizza Hut? No. No, it's not Pizza Hut. It's almost. Yeah. I mean, it's in the similar.

So you guys, like, you guys have maybe all seen, like, Pizza Hut, has these uh like retro locations a few of them yeah that are like when you were a kid you would go into pizza hut and anybody my age understands what pizza hut was all about bro yeah like you would go in there jo you know you go in there red cups red and white checker tablecloth personal pan pizza book it stickers fucking flat table pack man like it was all it was they were awesome every friday now you went to pizza it had a smell anyway No, the smell was good, bro. Was it a good smell?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bro. Well, anyway, they got some of these pizza huts, and I thought we should, for one of the day in the lives, do like a road trip to one of these pizza huts. To the old school? So DJ could see what it was like, because he didn't grow up in that era. I'm down.

Bro. I'm down. Best thing ever. As long as I can use the same interests as everybody else. Well, you can, but they got a different water fountain now. Yeah. motherfucker it ain't that long ago well no

I mean similar to the pizza though there is there is something else that's a little nostalgic for you I'm sure you're oh is this what you're gonna you'll relate to okay um you got AOL AOL to discontinue dial up

internet service I didn't know that they still had it yeah bro yeah yeah so the AOL the company previously known formally as America Online is discontinuing it's dial-up internet service after 34 years.

The service will shudder on September 30th, meaning the associated software, the AOL dialer software and AOL-Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections will be discontinued. The web service provider set on its internet website. Did you have, you had, I mean, dude, I feel like that's one of the things.

Like, everybody had fucking dial-up. Yeah, I mean, yeah, everybody. Because that was it. Yeah. Yeah, there was no high-speed internet, bro. It was, you plugged into the phone line. That's crazy. Yeah, and you could hear it, like, dialing up.

Like, it would go, and then you, it would show up, and then you would go looking for boobs. That's a fucking fact. True story. Yes. Oh, shit. And you can't call anyone while you're online. Yeah. No one could interrupt your booby searches.

Oh, man. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah, man. So Granny falls and fucking breaks a hip If there's nothing you can do I'm looking at boobs Sorry Granny

You're gonna have to call someone else So that's why the life alert thing came That's right okay Things are making fucking sense I'm falling I can't get up It's because a little fucking grandson Strulling fucking boobies

That's right Broboos Boobies used to be hard to see that's a big problem in the world right now they're too easy to see right like it used to be like you had to like yeah I mean

but you had to like do work to see some boobs now you just go everywhere and see them and like nobody's motivated to get any better that's what's wrong with society it is I mean I'm not joking it's real dudes used to have to make money and then have to get jacked and then have to develop personality all so we could see some boobies

and once the boobies came you know to where you could just see them people stop trying what am I working for and you got all these girls being like why do all the men suck well I mean because they don't got to try it for anything anymore somebody said you have to find a friend whose dad had a mag stash oh yeah

yeah bro what's a mag stash magazine stash magazine stash we had a neighborhood area where like everybody knew where they were yeah no there was a chicken coop and it was in the rafters of the chicken coop I swear

Secret location Yes everybody knew where they were Under dad's bed Was the pile of mags Hmm Yeah see all these guys know Like I says boobs are so easily accessible That even the dudes are showing them off

No shit bro Yeah Dude some of these dudes because they don't gotta try any hard They got better titties and the girls Yeah Geez man What's I like You got

yeah man all right well yeah aOL is out um i wonder how many people are still using that though like it can't be many it's probably a lot of old people yeah they probably think they're just sending emails and shit bro they probably think the world's ending like what are they going to do you know what i'm saying yeah yeah that's crazy man that's crazy yeah i just saw that i thought that was interesting man but yeah let's get into our crews ladies and gentlemen remember as always if you guys want to see any of these articles pictures links

videos go to andyfercella com you guys can find them all link there for you if they cut off the supply of boobs men would get jacked they would get rich and the world will restore order if you if you made it hard to see boobs and legal to punch people in the fucking face

when they get out of line the world would correct itself see I'm in I'm in a belief I feel like online pornography should be illegal personally well I mean is that a statement that you're going to back up or you're just going to be like a lefty and just say shit no yeah no I mean I think I think I think the I mean to your point it's the accessibility issue that I have it's bad for society bad yeah you know what I'm saying and I'm not knocking any of the girls that make money or whatever bro like you got to work within the system that you're given

to fucking do it for sure listen it's whatever it is but I'm tell you this it's bad for men It's probably really bad for women, too, in a different way. They don't even realize it. But it's bad for men. Like it is, it removes ambition. Like real talk, bro. Every successful person, when they started off, every successful man when they started off, whether they want to be an athlete or a fucking entrepreneur or whatever.

And they all want the same shit, okay? And this is when you start. As you grow, your motivations will change because you mature sometimes. times but every dude wants the same they want money they want status they want cool shit and they want some boobies yep and bro when you remove the motivation for that that's a big problem for the the natural order of society yeah you know what I mean and and and we see women complain about it all the time they're like man there's no good men anymore there's no good men there's no there there is they're they're just not as many because a lot of the ones that would have become good

men are now just sitting at home jerking off right they're not out trying to make money because they can get by and they don't care about their appearance because they don't really got to leave the house and you know they don't really care if they got to attract a mate because they have unlimited supply in front of them you know like it's i mean dude i think it's all the play i think it all fits into the play i mean i know we're joking and but like if you really think about it the big picture puzzle piece of it is just another control mechanism it's another it's another defanging of what would otherwise be a formidable opponent in the american male you know what i mean no like if you if you remove the drive lower the testosterone through chemicals in the water

in the air which is fact mm-hmm demonize masculinity which is fact remove men's motivation to make money become fit you know become sexually attractive if you if you do all of these things what are you left with you're left with exactly what we're starting to see and see prevalently in society which is I mean I was at the gas station yesterday and I mean dude like I looked around and like every do and by the way this is this was me 10 years ago but I looked around bro and every fucking dude was fat as fuck every one and then every girl looked almost just like them you know what i mean and it's it's destructive and it you have to you have you have to create a situation for control where there is as least amount of resistance

possible and if you look at everything through that lens you can very clearly see why things are the way they are. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and they also hit it from every angle, like you said, too. It's like, it's not just in one facet of life, bro. It's every single fucking angle. Yeah, of course. Every angle. They're hitting you from all different directions, bro. Why do you think they make it so morally

superior to be poor? Right? Like, I had a dude tell me this weekend, who's a big, uh, I guess, you know, Jesus, a newfound Jesus person. Oh, those are, okay. Yeah. You know, like there, there's, there's people who, who are, you know, they have their Ph.D. and theology, right? For, they spent 20, 30 years of their life

studying God and religion and different religions. And then, you know, people find it for the first time and all of a sudden they're an expert. They know everything. They know what's allowed. They know what's not allowed they know all the rules and they're an expert and they're on social media talking about god 24-7 and like there's just a lot of misleading information that comes out and I was told this weekend uh in an off like in an off uh not in an insulting way but in like it was off putting to me somebody said well I see you're still chasing material stuff and I said no I caught all the material stuff. Pokemon.

Yeah, he got fucking pissed. But like the point is, is like, they, they weaponize every little angle that they can to make people feel that there is a noble superiority

in being less. And dude, that's all for control. Yeah. All of it. Yeah. Somebody, I saw one of the comments like,

that's by design, bro. It absolutely is, man. Yeah, bro. But, but dude, it, it, wake up and see it, it's just you can't unsee it. It's everything. We live in an entire environment

that is not conducive for men to be men to be successful, strong, fit, healthy, intelligent contributors to the family and to the society. We live in an environment that is intentionally created to remove all of that so that it can be deferred to the elite and to the state, which is one step away from full-blown communism. So, you know, that's real, man. Guys, let us go down to the comments what you guys think in the chat as well. Chat's roll.

God, dude. I don't forget how fucking good those are. I thought I heard an eagle screen fly by there. Yeah. That was a different bird. That was a, that was a sacred eagle. Yeah, that was an African ceiling bird is what that was. An African what?

Sealing bird. Sealing bird? Yeah. There we go. That's freedom right there. I feel freer. Yeah. he go. But yeah, guys, let's get it to

our cruise, man. Let's get this moving with headline number one. Got to go to, let's go to D.C. got some interesting things happening. What? Big bad orange man is making some people mad. Uh-oh. Let's check this out. Trump

banishes Obama and Bush portraits from prime White House spots and dumps them an obscure stairwell. So this this is pisses people off. I don't really care. It's not that big of a deal. But yeah, Donald Trump, he exiled the presidential portrait of his predecessor, Barack Obama,

to a less prominent position out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House every day. The portraits of Trump, Trump's other recent predecessors, including former President George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, have also been removed from prominent areas of the White House, according to a report from CNN. Yeah, so this came out. Apparently, it's an area that's restricted to Secret Service, the first family, and only a select few of White House staffers. It's like some back stairwell emergency exit route or something like that. But that's where he put all of their portraits up.

I mean, shouldn't they be like in a woodchipper? They should be in a dungeon. to be real all of them not just berries but all of them man but yeah so I mean that that kind of started this this push coming out of the weekend

but it moved to something a little bit more crazy Trump takes control of D.C. police this is probably one of the biggest topics you guys are seeing right now moving around he deploys

the National Guard in historic capital crime crackdown is what this is being uh being held at let's dive into this a little bit president trump announced a historic escalation of law enforcement in dc on monday deploying the national guard to patrol the streets and placing the city's police department under federal control quote uh we're going to clean it up real quick so he had this press conference i got this clip let's check this clip a little uh real quick uh see what uh orange man had to say about this and worse this is liberation day in dc and

We're going to take our capital back. We're taking it back under the authorities vested in me as the President of the United States. I'm officially invoking Section 740 of the District of Columbia Home Rule Act. You know what that is? And placing the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department under direct federal control, and you'll be meeting the people that will be directly involved with that. Very good people, but they're tough. and they know what's happening.

They've done it before. Yeah, so you have that happening. That's going on right now. Now, a lot of people were upset about this. Apparently, this is CNN reporting this, but the D.C. mayor and police department weren't aware of Trump's plans. That's coming out that they had no idea that this was going to happen,

which I have a hard time believing, to be honest, because it's just the logistics of having to handle that. There's no way they didn't know or have a heads up. But the D.C. Attorney General Brian Schwab, he released a statement slamming Trump's move. He says, quote, the administration's actions are unprecedented. No, they're not. They're not unprecedented. There's other times in history of this happened. Yeah, for sure.

A few times. Yes. Actually. Unnecessary and unlawful. There is no crime emergency in the District of Columbia. Violent crime in D.C. reached a historic 30-year-old. last year. That's a lie. You didn't report it. And is down another 26% so far this year. We are considering all of our options and we'll do what's necessary to protect the rights and safety

of district residents, he said. And they're already out. I mean, you know, the announcement came today, but there's already plenty of local or I should say federal law enforcement that are in the move. This video has been circulating online. Let's check this out. This is inside of one the hood areas of DC check this oh my god what the fuck oh they're really hopping out oh that shit real they're really coming to your trenches and jumping out and bagging your ways bro they ain't all type of shit boy what the fuck oh my god now of course there's gonna be some criticism right um well yeah of course uh they have criticism of it yeah for sure Nancy Pelosi

She was one of the first people to open her Her trap She said Somebody posted this on Twitter for From the Nancy Pelosi account saying Quote Donald Trump delayed Deploying the National Guard on January 6th When our capital was under violent attack

And lives were at stake That's not real No bro this is real Now he's activating the D.C. guard To distract from his incompetent Mishandling of Tariffs, health care education and immigration just to name a few blunders

first of all that can't be real that's real everybody knows what happened she's been in hammered they've been posting the video in her in the car on January 6th and also when she's walking into the fucking

and she's straight up saying that she fucked up and it's her fault I accept the responsibility yeah yeah yeah she's been saying I mean all you're normal these people do everything predicated on the idea that people forget about things very shortly and they do they do how many people do you have still pissed off about covid there were crimes against fucking humanity and you got people to act like it didn't even happen you know what i'm saying

and then you have people today saying look at trump being a tyrant do do do it's it's martial law what the fuck happened during covid we couldn't even go outside you see what i'm saying like bro People forget. Anyway, yeah, look, dude, I'm all about this. Real talk. Like, we've been talking about this multiple times for many years on the show. The cities need to be cleaned up. The police need to be able to do their job.

Criminals should be afraid to commit crime. And they're not. All right. And a lot of people are criticizing this and say, saying, well, this is the first step to authoritarianism. They're going to use planeteer, you know, to fucking, paleteer to, you know, they're already using it, dumbass. Okay, they're going to track us everywhere we go.

They already track you everywhere you go. You've got a fucking cell phone. All your money's digital. I'm not going to do digital currency. Your currency right now is digital. Like all the shit that people say is going to happen has already happened. so that's the first thing the second thing is I'm all about this bro if if if this is done in a way responsibly where they come in they clean it up they get the fuck out they let the police do

the thing that'd be amazing but that takes a lot of trust and this is where my criticism comes in because this could also be the beginning of a permanent state of Marshall law. I don't think it is. But it could be. And it's something to watch you out for. You know, we're all cheering for it right now. But is that a good idea to cheer for it? You know what I'm saying? Because what happens next time there's an issue. What happens the next time there's an issue? So there's a lot of very delicate things that need to be addressed here. And I would be careful to cheer for this, even though I do personally think it's necessary in certain places. I think Chicago fucking needs it. I think New York needs it. I think L.A. needs it. I think St. Louis needs it.

And like, dude, you guys who don't live in these places, you really don't understand. They go on TV and they say, there's no crime, there's no crime, it's no crime. We have, DJ and I have covered multiple times that they're not reporting. the crime or they're intentionally mis assigning the crime to different races and uh for us to have a city like like dude if you live in these cities you you pay taxes and by the way you pay a lot of taxes you can't go downtown without being on your guard you can't take your wife to dinner without being on your guard sometimes you can't even do any of that here in st louis do you got to care for where to fuck you go. Oh, yeah. And like, dude, for the amount of money that I pay,

I don't think that should be the case. And most people are not criminals. Why should taxpaying, contributing members of society have to deal with any criminal shit? Why is it tolerated at all? It should not be tolerated at all in society. A lot of people like to make fun of, you know, the Middle Eastern countries, but these motherfuckers got it figured out. Okay, Their punishment is so harsh that people don't fuck around. And that's what needs to happen. Right now we have all kinds of people who are running around doing crazy-ass shit because they've been allowed to.

Fucking California, they could steal up to $1,000 worth of goods and you can't even prosecute them. The fuck is- You can't prosecute that. I mean, dude, that's the biggest problem that I have with all of this. And, like, seeing these, you know, because mainly there's people on the left that are like against this, obviously. And they're all like, oh, no, you know, it's not needed. this is not right you got all sharpening on this and my thing is like okay like here's the thing there are problems right and so you have somebody that's coming in saying okay well here's a solution right oh but we don't like that solution and so their solution is to just allow it to

continue to fester and be the shithole that a lot of these cities are and that's the solution you know and like it's mind-boggling to me because what we're going to I see, you know, had Trump not stepped in, and again, I mean, you can kind of see it from both sides. Like, okay, maybe he should. Maybe he shouldn't. But the end of day, bro, a lot of innocent people are being affected. A lot of innocent people are dying, getting robbed, getting stabbed. Homes are getting broken into.

Again, you can't drive down. I mean, you got even the homeless problem in a lot of these places are bad. I couldn't, again, I'm driving down the freaking street and there's two people overdosed in the middle of traffic, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, there's a lot of issues. And, like, you start peeling it back. And it's like, why wouldn't it?

they want this? Why wouldn't the leaders of D.C. or any of these cities, why would they be opposed to this? Oh, it's because they profit off the problems. They don't want there to be solutions, man. And it's like, dude is sad to me. I think every single person that would be against anything, like anybody that's against it, they're not, they're not coming up with any actual solutions. Well, they're just going to use it to paint Trump as a tyrant. And they're going to say he's authoritarian. He's a tyrant. This is unprecedented. Bro, Abraham Lincoln declared martial law. People fucking loved it. You know why?

Because they have to deal with no shit. See, the average people, the people who obey the laws who do what they're supposed to do, those people aren't going to have any problems with this at all. This, this, this, listen, violent criminals got to be dealt with. Well, that's the thing. And quickly. And like, I think that's my one critique with Trump handling this is like, bro, whatever the plan is it needs to be put in and put in very, very quickly. So that way the people do understand.

the benefits of his heavy hand having to come in involved in this because in the end of the day bro dc bower mayor bower bowser whatever her name is she she wasn't going to fix this she wasn't going to fix it she had no intentions of fixing this because if she did it would have been fixed but no she instituted and and was a opponent proponent of the cashless bail system like i mean bro there's so many problems man it's just like it's unreal um it's unreal let's see what the chat's saying on this because I do have another little update here in a second let's see anybody lives in any of these

areas that we've named off by the way I would like to get your guys his opinions on this we got the live chat here for those guys somebody said I live okay Andrew Mollocken says he lives by DC all right and let's get Andrew up here

let's see what you guys to say Andrew what you got bro DJ can you hear me? Yep what's up guys what's up dude how are you guys doing yeah man

good good yeah I grew up outside of DC in northern Virginia and DC has some very beautiful parts like most cities but there's a lot of areas where you just

you don't go I mean dude what should we be doing with these people like what do you think so you remember when they brought back the baseball team

the nationals yeah they built the stadium in the worst part of the city so what do you think happened they probably arrested people no they all moved to the outlying areas

so then it just kind of shifted over so it becomes a problem of you know do we do we provide more opportunities no people can bring themselves out no we've been doing that it doesn't fucking work these people don't want to

fucking do anything they want to live off our dollars they don't want to fucking work they don't want to contribute for whatever reason we can say, oh, they were left behind by the system. It doesn't fucking matter because now they're a disruption and they're harming and stepping on other people's rights. So like, I feel that, bro. I feel that argument.

I'm like, yeah, dude, what can we do? We could put more tax dollars. We could give better opportunities. Those things only work for people that want them. And unfortunately, we have a lot of people in this country that want to victimize themselves. and they don't have any intention of pulling themselves or doing any effort forever for themselves. Their whole intention is to bitch complain,

pretend that they're here in this situation because of all these other people and that's why they got to do the crime. And dude, it's just not true. Like we have to start judging people away from idealistic opinions or could bes or should bes or should have been or whatever and start dealing with what is and here's what it is we got a bunch of people

who aren't afraid of the law who don't give a fuck about other people and the last thing i want to do with those people is give them more shit fucking lock them the fuck up dude cut off their hands whatever do we got to do to get crime to stop because we the rest of us the 98% of people that do everything the right way that's what we deserve we don't deserve to deal with this shit. Our women don't deserve to be nervous going down in any part of the city by themselves. Dude, that shouldn't be a thing. It shouldn't be a thing. It's so normal right now. I know. It's so normal. All of this has been normalized in what's supposed to be the greatest country in the world, bro. And it's not right. It's not right.

Dude, Andrew, I feel with you, bro. That's the, that's the hard thing, bro. It's like you want to have a big heart for these people. I don't get it. I get it, man. but like you have people that are that are choosing not to contribute to society. Well, see, I think we feel that way because we are a certain type of person. But though you have to remember, those people don't feel that way. They don't. I know that for a fact, for a fact. So.

Yeah, man. All right. Well, stay out of D.C. right now. I'm sure it's going to get hot there. Oh, boy. All right. You guys have a good one.

Yeah, you two, bro. Yeah, man. It's, it's crazy, man. Yeah, guys, let us down in the chat, what you guys think. Let's know in the comments. I do have something else for you, though, Andy. I was going to do this a whole segment, but, you know, what has Bill Gates been up to you?

And I have something for old Bill right now. And this is, this is, I mean, call it off topic. I don't know. I saw this, and I thought this was interesting. Gates Foundation's New World First contraceptive for African women, what it means for Africa. this just came out this is crazy

I don't know if you guys have seen this but the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is launching a new affordable long-term contraceptive in Africa starting with Kenya contraceptives including a hormonal IUD effective for up to eight years in a contraceptive patch

aimed to address obstacles such as cost and accessibility basically they're trying to sterilize parts of Africa is essentially what it is and it's funny do you know why yeah i mean bro he's a whole depopulation guy yeah but why do you think in africa oh because they don't think they'll get any pushback they want the land they can experiment and take all the people listen it's the fucking largest piece of land that has yet to be developed in the entire world they want the fucking land yeah

yeah you know it's funny when you google search and i did this when you google search about bill Gates and his depopulation agenda stuff so the top three articles I have the screenshot here no Bill Gates does not plan to depopulate the earth conspiracy chaos coronavirus Bill Gates Bill Gates has a warning about population growth from from the world economic form okay yeah yeah this dude definitely wants to fucking get rid of people but it makes sense bro did you see his if you were seen his daughter uh-uh bro there was a clip about his there was a clip with his daughter literally like talking shit on people people that are successful that drive like ferrari's and shit and she's like

she's like yeah she's like you know we we we we call those people little dick people and blah blah blah blah oh yeah bro and i was just thinking i'm like you know that's pretty fucking funny for someone who's never had to work a day in their motherfucking life you don't have any idea what it fucking takes to even fucking be able to do that because your dad fucking you know came up with a very intelligent technology early right yeah like and she's just on there ripping off about like all the quote on it's like dude shut the fuck up you know what I mean yeah is that christie noeman or fucking dude I thought so for a second I don't know no it says that that's the FBI agent she usually has the DHS stuff on

But yeah. No, man, it'll be interesting to see what happens in D.C. though, if this is going to be like a pilot. Don't commit crime. You don't worry about it. It's very simple, man. It's very simple. Dude, I just get tired of this justification for all of this stuff. Like, what are we doing? Why are we making excuses for these people? Why are we saying, oh, well, you know, they just need more of this or more of that. That's not true. These people are fucking criminals, bro. If you want civilized society, you have to deal with criminal. effectively especially violent ones dude you'll get more in a lot of states bro you get more of a sentence for drug crime than you do for violence that's insane that's insane i saw something but trump's supposed to be legalizing marijuana on the federal level oh that also came out i don't know but yeah guys let us know down to the comments what you guys think with that being said let's go

cruise some of these comments we got we got we got a few for you uh got a few for you um let's go to skip Hoffman first Skip Hoffman Why do you guys spend 10 minutes jerking each other off Just getting to the topic Because that's what it

fucking takes Motherfucker It takes fucking 10 minutes Oh sorry I was jerked It takes 10 minutes asshole When you're not a

fucking too pump chump Yeah I wish we could get it done in 30 seconds Like you probably do Yeah I wish Yeah

Fuck Yeah, well Fucking Skip Yeah Yeah, sorry We're not below average man That's a lot of exercise Bro, it's like a two-fister

Get that sweat going We've got to put deodor it on To the shower All kinds of shit, bro But that helps me though That's why he sits next to me Yeah All right, Skip

Somebody just put the heart emoji Easy chat Easy chat All right We got another one That's Caitlin Marie She says If you are truly a fat kid at heart, Andy

And you have had a McChicken You have had mayonnaise Nope, because I order it with no fucking Nothing on it. I order it plain. Chicken and cheese. I bet you do. Yep, I do. Just basic.

No, chicken and cheese. That's so dry, bro. That's so dry. That's fucking good shit. I feel like you have to try it. You have to try mayonnaise. All right, and I have a recommendation on the best one.

Okay. Duke's mayonnaise. This is not an ad. What's your next comment? I'm just saying, dude. I'm just saying, all right. Andes are out here making you look bad, though. I do know that because that's what this next comment's coming from.

It's coming from an Andy. Andy Calland, 7335. He said, rate dildos like you did fries and ice cream, no homo. We kind of did that. He also said in another comment separately. When are you going to rate dildos like you did ice cream and fries? Get a mirror back on the show. Andy, I feel like he's trying to say something.

Well, I think he wants to know which dildo he should buy. I'm sure they got star ranking as on like Amazon or something, bro. Just read the reviews, bro. Just read the reviews, man. But he says he likes dicks. He wants to sit on one. I mean, that's the only thing I can come up with. Yeah.

yeah he already ordered that fucking uh what was that the rambone it's the ram bone bro somebody just said that he was already ordered the man get the ram bone you'll never be constipated again when you farted just yeah you won't have to worry about getting caught yeah man all right andy um easy there bud guys we do appreciate you though for uh being real ass fans keep liking keep commenting and make sure you guys are some subscribed on the tube and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from really if you guys want to be a part of this live conversation click the link down in

the description below you guys can sign up for that and potentially get the chance uh to join our live chat that being so let's keep the cruise cruising uh headline number two um it's got to go to the middle east got some stuff developing there this is dude i saw this and i laughed my ass off uh when i first saw this headline um not because it's funny but because it's funny. Hello number two reads. Israel says it killed a Hamas terrorist posing as an Al Jazeera reporter and four others in targeted strike.

All right. So a prominent Al Jazeera... Let's translate this. Yeah. We killed an Al Jazeera reporter because they were telling the truth. That's right. That's right. It's right.

Yeah. that's what happened without even reading it I already know bro all right like it's like okay all right let's go on

yeah I mean fuck man come on guys come on man you make it it's not good a prominent Al Jazeera journalist

was killed in the air strike along four of his colleagues as Israel's military accused him opposing as a reporter to run a Hamas terrorist sale Anas al-Sharif, a 28-year-old correspondent, was among those killed Sunday when the strikes hit a tent near Al-Sherifa hospital in eastern Gaza City. Gaza officials in Al-Jazeera confirmed, quote, intelligence and documents from Gaza, including rosters, terrorist training lists and salary records proved he was a Hamas operative integrated into Al-Jazeera.

The IDF said, a press badge isn't a shield for terrorism. Before his death, Al-Sharif has denied ties to her. Hamas and had his network. Now, they called the Al Jazeera called the a targeted assassination and accused Israeli officials of incitement, calling Al-Sharif one of Gaza's bravest journalist. Al-Jazeera blasted the attack as a desperate attempt to silence voices in anticipation of the occupation of Gaza. So this is, this is wild.

So Al-Sharif, the journalist, he had more than half a million followers on Twitter. Um, and he'd been posting on social media just minutes before, uh, the strike happened. Um, and, uh, and yeah, I mean, he, he's been a prominent, uh, opponent of, of all of the, the wild stuff going on, going over there. This is, uh, an image of him, um, over there. And, like, dude, it is, at what point do we, like, who has those conversations? Who, who, who starts those conversations? okay like all right too much too much dude listen they're out of control too much

they're out of control listen they're out of fucking control okay and it's all it's all bullshit it's all bullshit I just feel like it's so easy just to say they anybody's a fucking amount correct that's what they're gonna say they say that about little kids yeah they say oh we kill we kill 50,000 fucking kids uh they're Hamas yeah That's right, dude They're four Well, they're gonna grow up and be Hamas The same thing

They were gonna be Hamas Yeah, that's right Well, you killed, you know A bunch of old people Hamas You killed all these people With no food and water And no fucking Hamas

Like everything's that Oh, you killed a reporter Ah, he's Hamas Like I think you could just get away With killing people Just say Hamas Just say it's Hamas Hamas

Yeah, that's what Trump starts saying Dude, I got a perfect idea What if all the the violent criminals here in the country? They have to be. What if we just called them Hamas? They probably are. Yeah, if we just called them Hamas, Netanyahu, just kill them.

That's what I'm saying? We win. Yeah. Same same. It's fine. Yeah. It's fine. We got Hamas here, man.

Yeah. Hey, help us. We got Hamas infestation here, man. Fuck. Dude, this is sad, man. It's fucked up. It's so fucked up. And, like, this one, like, I laugh when I saw this just because,

because it's like, come on, man. Like, nobody's believing that shit, bro. Nobody, you have a guy. Well, nobody that's not on the fucking payroll. Not on the payroll. On the propaganda payroll. That's real. Which is another thing.

There's a lot of these influencers out here right now where I've seen him totally fucking switch around because all of a sudden, dude, you know, you know, like I've seen a number of influencers who have been very critical about Israel's, you know, situation of what they're doing, who are suddenly, you know, pro israel out of the blue it's weird people i know it's weird yeah very weird

it makes you not trust anybody dude it's our too bro like how how are you going to trust someone if all the sudden if they're willing to flip their opinion for a couple bucks you know what i mean that's fucking not cool no no no dude and this is another thing another like conversation though like real talk because i feel like there has some implications here to to to america for sure but it's like you know they're they're They're targeting, you know, journalists over there that are reporting the facts, right? And on the ground truths, if you will. And then, like, here, bro, like, there's been some, like, I feel like there's a steady push that's really going hard.

And I feel like in a couple of months, maybe even within the year, bro, like, I'm very scared of our First Amendment here being targeted because of the whole anti-Semitism thing that people so easily, you know. Well, look, bro, they've already showed that they're willing to pass speech. laws for one segment of the population which is insane right that's insane okay so you're going to pass anti-semitism laws so that people can't point out what israel's doing but you're not going to pass anti-white hate laws when it's all over the media all over the news and every fucking movie and every fucking commentary you don't say shit about that not that I want them to by the way like there shouldn't be laws about that but there shouldn't be laws about anything and if there's a about it it probably means that there's some truth to it why is it and they don't

want people talking about it yeah yeah so yeah I do they're already doing that dude you don't think they're collecting data on anybody who criticizes Israel or says anything about Israel right now they're dude a hundred percent they're gonna do that because that'll be the sec the it's that First Amendment it'll be Second Amendment too because they won't they'll say oh well you know you're guilty of this you're not allowed to have guns you know what I mean it's a very dangerous slope slippery slope yeah they can for sure go down yeah anybody who proposes anti-semitism speech laws is a fucking they're the enemy of this country

for real yeah because and it's not because it's anti-semitism it's because it's anti-anything it's against free speech which is the fundamental foundation of our country yeah if the whole reason the first amendment exists is so that we can criticize our government for when they're doing tyrannical shit and uh you know when we can't do that the power goes to them a hundred percent we had there's nothing we can do there shouldn't be any sort of restrictive speech like that the restrictive speech law should exist for things like yelling fire in a crowded theater or something yeah right right like but outside that man you know uh there shouldn't be any and if someone says some wild ass shit then they should have to suffer the consequences of that

Yeah, I think that's the biggest difference is that, like, because again, I'm perfectly fine with that. They did. There will be consequences, but it shouldn't be the federal government enforcing those consequences. Well, no, they started with a social movement of cancel culture, but now that's blown up in their face. It doesn't work anymore. Well, and that was also pushed by the hands of our federal government, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's one of those things, man. Like, yeah, no, you say what you want.

And you can have consequences, but those consequences should be doled out by your fellow citizens, not by, government yeah that's just my that's my my place on it yeah uh man dude it's a very very slippery slope when you start getting into this stuff and i don't like it i don't i don't like it and i see it a fucking thousand miles away bro yeah it's not good on the on the israel because they also came out and said something about you know uh in a new statement about taking over gaza completely yeah going in on foot yeah and this is a debate that's going on chat out i would love to see what you guys have to say about this too but you know the whole you know i guess the biggest thing right now going is like okay what is the solution is it a two-state

solution is it a one-state solution who has it what's it look like you know what I think it is I think it's I don't give a fuck solution I think that's what it is I think it's we got fucking 200,000 fucking homeless veterans in our country I think we have crime rates that are unacceptable we have all sorts of tyrannical shit happening in our government and I think that for us for our attention to consistently be distracted and put over into the Middle East it's ridiculous period and I don't think a dollar should be sent anywhere I don't think people should be sent anywhere I don't think bombs should be sent anywhere I don't think we should have any involvement with anything

until our shit is straight and our shit is not straight that's what I think yeah so if uh Israel's gonna go around and you know fucking kill a bunch of people and do all this shit then they should have to stand on their own two feet and deal with the consequences of that in that area that's my personal opinion yeah and that goes for any country if the natural order always takes care of itself and the reason that it doesn't in these certain situations in the world is because the United States of America has served as the quote unquote big brother to a lot of these little countries with the idea that we're protecting them because they're little because they're unequipped because they don't have the people because because because because because because because because but because because because what it's actually created is a situation where those little countries go around flicking everybody on the ear and kicking them in the balls knowing they can do whatever they want

because Big Brother United States send their fucking men to go die for this shit and that ain't right and it needs to stop and if all those countries knew that we weren't sending our people and we weren't sending our bombs and we weren't sending our money

and we weren't doing any of this shit they wouldn't be acting so crazy because they would know there was be repercussions if Israel didn't have the United States standing behind it the Muslim countries over there would have fucking dealt with them a long time ago

you know what I'm saying and at the bare minimum if America wasn't standing behind Israel over there don't you think they behave themselves a little better don't you think the strategy would be a little different they'd be better neighbors they would say hey man you know we're kind of the new guys here

why don't we make these guys some cookies you know what I'm saying why don't we be friends with these guys why don't we create a union of of the Middle East of some sort where we all get along and we all work with each other. See, that would be what would happen if they didn't have us. But because they have an unreasonable amount of force behind them,

it allows them to act and behave the way that they do. And that creates more disruption in the world than we need. Period. And all that. Why do they have so much support from the United States? Well, I mean, that's clear. Is it forced? Is it forced support?

It is forced. Epstein list isn't being talked about or forgotten. Like, it's, dude, look, everybody knows what's going on. They do. Dude, I'm back. My thing is, bro, if you're a country and you can't defend yourself on your own, if you can't handle your own stuff, you should, you don't deserve to be a country. That's my personal opinion.

That is, that is not, that's not your belief. That's the truth. That's how it's always been in history. That's how it should be. Yeah. Okay, and on top of that, dude, you know, everybody's on Trump right now saying he needs to fucking release the list. Y'all know what the list is.

You all know who's on it. Everybody knows. Okay. Second of all, let's say he releases the list. All right. And let's say the entire world says, because the entire world, the average group, people don't have the ability to think critically when they get emotionally stirred. They don't think like, man, you know, there's five of these people doing all this shit when you just cut the heads

off of these five people, right? They think, oh, well, you know, it's all of them. And if this were to come out and Israel's fingerprints are all over it, Israel will cease to exist, which will trigger the Samson option. They will send nukes out. Okay. So when we think about what he says, when he says, I don't want innocent people to get hurt, he's not just talking about the Jewish people. He's talking about all people, all right? So I believe that all of that will be held into account. I believe that it will all come to the surface, and I believe that he intends to bring it to the surface. But I also believe that he understands that there's a ton of collateral damage that should be worked to be avoided during that time.

And that's how running something works. You don't just come up with an idea and walk out of the office where the idea was made and say, we do this right now. Sometimes it's like, okay, we got to do this, this, this, then this, in order to set the table for that. And how I'm reading this from the outside is exactly what I'm saying now. So I know a lot of people get upset with that. They say, you know, well, you're fucking support.

No, I'm just saying what I think it is. I would have done it a lot differently, but also I don't know all the. I don't know all the things, you know, like, how can you make a decision about what to do when you don't know the variables? You don't have all the information. Yeah, you can't. It's all Monday morning quarterback bullshit. And everybody at this point right now is very guilty of it. And in my opinion, you know, I don't give a fuck what's going on there.

I don't care what's going on in Ukraine. I don't fucking care. Here's what I care about. When I drive down in downtown St. Louis and, you know, I'm worried about getting shot. okay when I drive when I go to other cities and I see you know you know thousands of homeless people then you find out that a lot of them are veterans and people who have sacrifice that's fucking wrong okay the fact that we play pay the taxes we do in this country and that money gets stolen through through the USAID and refundled into

people's political programs and eventually pocketed and taking home that's wrong that should be talked about way more than what's going on in fucking Israel or anywhere else yeah and then everybody's like what you then you're not a true Christian. You don't really stand with the Bible. Yeah, bro, you were jerking off to fucking naked bitches this morning on the internet. So don't fucking lecture me about fucking being a good Christian. Fuck you. I agree, ma'am. Yeah. I agree just. Fucking new Christians targeting everybody thinking they're better than everybody, not even understanding that that's not even how Jesus lived, bro. Jesus fucking lived with sinners. He didn't live with people who judged everybody

else, bro. You know what I'm saying? And it's weird to me how religion has become this thing because it's this new thing for a lot of people that all of a sudden they're like like bro, I know people who are shitty fucking people who have all the sudden found God and now they're they're preaching on Instagram about you should be doing this and you should be doing it. It's like, bro, do you not remember what the fuck you were like four months ago, five months ago? Now, now look, all good. I'm glad you. you change. I'm glad you got your shit together. I'm glad, but you are in no position to be pointing the finger in anybody. You know, like, nobody is. It's called being a human. Every single

fucking person out there has skeletons and done things wrong and struggles with things. And it's just like, bro. And still do. Dude, yes. It's just a, it's a whole bunch of hypocrite liars. Anyway. Yeah, no, that's real, man. That's real. Guys, let us go down in the comments what you guys think uh let us know uh with that being said we got one more headline here a third and four it's like these people that fucking it's like these people that you know they they've been fucking fat their whole lives out of shape their whole lives lose 15 pounds that's right they get in shape for the first time ever yeah first time ever they get in somewhat decent shape and all of a sudden they're a fucking coach and they're an expert

they're an expert you know what I'm saying oh yeah I get it I get it and they still eat shitty on the weekends it's not even just that it's just like bro it it's like you know it's like you're into mountain bikes bro it's like a it's like a dude starts riding mountain bikes and you know he's been doing it for three months all the sudden he's the fucking mountain bike guru telling you what you should have on your bike and it's like dude we we in society suffer from this this I don't know what the fuck it is yeah yeah but it's like bro show me the fruit that you fucking bear before you start preaching to me about whatever it is.

And six months from being a shitbag to being Mr. Preacher, that ain't enough, bro. Not enough time. Yeah, that's real, man. Yeah. That's real. Guys, let's go down to the comments

what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Let's talk about some business moves. This one's shaking up the world right now and it hits close to home for you.

Headline number three, UFC rights go to Paramount and stunning $7.7 billion, be with a B. Yeah. Deal. Yeah. Dude, this is crazy. I like it. Dana White is in on it, man.

Let's talk about it. We got say goodbye to pay-per-view. Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a landmark $7.7 billion deal over the next seven years beginning. in 2026. The company is announced in a statement Monday in a move that will eliminate the pay-per-view model. All of UFC's events will now be accessible with only a Paramount Plus subscription and select numbered events will also air on CBS. ESPN's UFC's current rights shareholder has been using a pay-per-view model, which TKO group president Mark Shapiro called a thing of the past. ESPN and Disney.

owned UFC rights for the last five years while paying an average of $500 million per year. The deal with Disney expires at the end of this year with the Skydance Paramount deal closing this past Thursday TKO group, which owns the UFC in WWE, was able to come to an agreement rather quickly, according to CEO David Ellison, who spoke to the Financial Times. Now Paramount, this is the guy from, this is, isn't that Taylor Sheridan involved in that too? Doesn't he own some of Paramount? I'm not sure. The guy from Yellowstone, you know what I'm talking about?

Can you, can we fact check that? This is a wild deal, man. What's crazy is, is if you do the math, they just went from $500 million a year to a billion a year, which means their next deal will probably be $2 to $4 billion a year. Yeah.

Taylor Sheridan does not own Paramount. It's a creator, director, writer, an executive producer, but he doesn't own anything. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. I like his plane. Yeah,

his plane was sweet. Yeah. Playing was pretty sweet. We got to fly on his plane. There's coolers and stuff. It was cool. It was pretty cool. The 4-6 is cool.

Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was pretty cool. It felt like I was flying to Yellowstone. Yeah, man. But yeah, I mean, what we got on this, dude? I mean, it's fucking amazing, bro. Like, look, dude. Look, Dana White, all right, he's my business partner.

He's my friend. Aside from that. Aside from where I, before I ever knew who the fuck he was. one of the greatest entrepreneurs that exists in our time all right he's just a normal dude he's got one of the greatest entrepreneurship stories fucking ever the guys built this amazing entertainment company which is fuck if not more popular as popular as any other sport oh what this is definitely gonna be yeah he's probably the most connected human being on the planet everybody fucking loves him and you know why you know why because he's

fucking nice to everybody dude like people don't see the behind the scenes of this dude like dude he walks up to everybody he doesn't know in the room and says hey how you doing i'm dana white as if nobody knows it's like yeah we know brother fucker you know like like but like he just treats people with respect and he's always complimentary and he's always fucking good to people and it's it's cool to see and then he doesn't take any shit like dude what's so weird what's so weird and i told him this and it's it's going to sound it's going to sound a little goofy but i don't give a fuck he's 10 years older than me like i've looked up to the dude in terms of how he runs his business for years and years and years bro and uh the way he handles himself the way he doesn't

take any shit the way like he dude he's just i just love fucking everything that he represents bro and to see him get this kind of deal done I mean it doesn't surprise me but it's fucking awesome man dude it's and it's it's into it because I just like seeing people fucking win and I like I like seeing people who are cool yeah and who are are good dudes and who like are also regular you know what I'm saying win yeah yeah that's real it's funny because I thought this like it's full circle now but like I remember seeing like when they did the Netflix thing you know what I'm saying they did they went live on the Netflix showing the UFC fights I was one I'm like man wow makes sense yeah makes

sense they were just testing out right you know what I'm saying Netflix I don't think I'm glad Netflix wasn't the move because they didn't do that well on it but um this is cool bro this is cool and like you know I remember the pay-per-view thing being big years and years ago decades ago it did seem like kind of like a out-of-date thing to do and I'm like the brother growing up the time it's not just that bro you're moving into an area where you're going to reach you know like okay pay-per-view yes a lot of people watch ufc there's a billion fans of USC worldwide okay a billion that's one-eighth of the fucking planet think about that's crazy i know dude that's crazy so so if you take this event there has been how much is it 80 bucks

yeah 80 bucks for the last i don't know however many years and you remove the paywall and now everybody can fucking see it pretty much now paramount might fuck this up because they might increase their subscription rate yep but if they don't what it's going to do is create so much more exposure for UFC that the dollars that they generate off of their ads are going to be exponentially higher so the viewership's going to go up the fan base is going to go up the ability for them to drive revenue through ads is going to go up and All of those things together, aside from the $7,8 billion of the deal, are going to be where the fucking juice is on the deal.

So, and I've seen a lot of people, you know, they criticize and say, oh, the fighters don't make enough money and shit. Look, there are fighters that make a lot of money. They all understand the same thing. The fighters that make a lot of money understand they've got to be great at fighting and they also got to be entertaining. Good in and out the ring. They got to be, they got to be good at fighting and they got to be great and entertaining.

And we have a lot of great fighters who aren't great at entertaining. They don't make that much money. People will say, oh, they won all these fights. They should be, no, you're only fulfilling half of the fucking deal. If other people like Connor McGregor have gotten rich as fuck off the sport, maybe you should take a slice of his recipe and say, I should be a character. people root for polarizing characters they either hate them or they fucking love them and if you are a polarizing athlete you get paid more money you know why you get paid more money because more people

watch it doesn't it doesn't matter if they fucking hate you it matters that they watch you and this is why people this is like a lot of these athletes fuck themselves because they think like this i'm not that kind of guy. I'm quiet. I'm reserved. It's not my thing. I just like to keep, well, then you're gonna get paid as much, bro. I'm just sorry. You're not. I play the game. Yeah. It's part of the game. Listen, nobody in the WWE that isn't good at talking shit makes money. Okay, the rock didn't become the rock because he fucking kept to himself and said, oh, I'm just this humble man. No. And I believe the rock is humble in real life. But he still played. But he plays the fucking cocky character, which people love. I smell what he was cooking. That's right.

Right. And dude, these fighters have to go to fucking brand and marketing school. That's it. Yeah. So just as much time as they put into their skill of fighting, they should be putting that into their brand. And, you know, if I was them, I'd be like, if I was them, I'd go to Connum Greger and say, teach me. Make me into a character. Yeah. How do I? Who fuck am I? Yeah, do I tie it up on the. Right. Like, bro, all they got to do is go back over the last 30 fuck. I mean, dude, it's the same group as WWE. Go back through the WWE roster and pick a fucking character. Pick one. Roddy,

Roddy Piper. Start coming out with your bagpipes in a fucking thing. And, you know, like Patty the Batty? Yeah. Like, bro, like come out with the fucking eight dudes playing the bagpipes in your fucking skirt and shit.

And kick everybody's ass. You're going to pay more money. What's his face makes a bunch of money? The dude with the pink afro. Oh, that's it? Sean O'Malley. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, these dudes make money because they're characters, bro. so like you know to people that are going to say that I would say back it's on the fighter to be the product and if you're not a demanded product then you can't make as much money no that's real man and I think too like is I mean yeah like I've seen the criticism of that but like I also feel too like everybody that's given criticism like they have not seen the kind they don't know the ends and outs

not only that they don't know what's coming for these five is they don't know there's a there's for every dude in that fucking ring, there's 50 other dudes that are just as good, didn't make it. So it's not like there's a fucking supply problem of athletes. Like when you go to, when you go to the NFL, bro, there's only so many receivers that can run a fucking 4-2. You know what I mean? Like, you're getting a spot.

You can run a 4-2. Now, people are going to get upset when I say this, but everybody can fight. Every man can fight. Now, they might suck at fighting. They might get their asses beat. And most people would, right? Oh, yeah. But it's something that one man can do and another man can do

and you could take a guy from the UFC and you could take a guy that doesn't fight and they can fight. Not everybody can run a 4-2. Okay. So what I'm saying is there's a lot more men who have trained and become great and the supply of great fighters is huge, but the supply of great fighters who are also great brand and characters is very small. In fact, I'm just going to start this agency.

come sign with me motherfucker i'll negotiate your deals i got an end you know what i'm saying and uh and uh and i'll teach you how to be a character yeah yeah that's all this needed in my opinion bro it is because people it's not just about all these all these all these agents are fucking dorks too bro like they don't know shit like dude we deal with agents all the time and no offense but like most of them are terrible they're they're just jockeying the nuts of someone who's already going to do it anyway and then they take these people who who don't know any business and don't have any acumen, and they convince them that they have to have you to be successful.

And it's like, bro, there's a lot of taking advantage of these athletes. If they want to get paid for real, you've got to become a fucking character. It's real, man. Remember when I told you cut your fucking hair? Yeah, you did. Why did I tell you? You said, because bald and bearded is in. No, that's not what I said.

You said, I was going to look real good. No, that's not what I said. I said, you look like a fucking dork. And I said, I said, if you're going to be on the show, you got to have a look. Got to have a look. And you can't just look like you got a fucking pupe patch fucking growing on top of your head. It didn't look like a peepatch. Andy.

We got a picture. We got a picture with DJ with hair. We can throw up on the fucking show. We don't have a picture. Yeah. We don't have a picture. Anyway. I look now, though.

What are people saying here? Long hair is in for guys. Bring Mullets back. They're going to come out with Dildo's duct tape. their hands what where do you see that what kind of fight is that I don't know yeah cocktipus yeah I like to reflect you okay that's what would be for Halloween yeah Paulie out of here Paula you're out that's all right he's saying I have a reflection on my head what he's saying my head I couldn't hear you I was

looking at myself I sent a photo in there in the chat No, you didn't. I just sent it. It's over there. Let's see the photo. Click on it. Watch up my dad. I can't see because I got Bosnia in the way.

Click on that photo. Click to open. I'm not fun putting this on the stream. There's no fucking chance. What is it? It's on Instagram anyway. Yeah. See?

That ain't a look. That's a look nobody remembers. Oh, man. Get them out of here Get them out of here The last thing A Big Mac C's Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,

Oh, you're so funny Harding Shit, so funny funny Looks like James Harding James Hardin Basketball player? No James Hardin

James Hardin looks cool what are you trying to bro what is it I feel like you're doing a lot of shots right like talk to me bro what's up man nothing man start the show on time next time

all right let's move on what are we on topic three nope thumbs up now man that was what was topic three that was data yep yeah I mean look bro I think winning like that is inspiring as fuck to me

you know what I'm saying like bro they started with making like home videotapes you know what I'm saying and then he what they paid they bought it for a two million bucks in 2001 that wasn't even that long ago and it's now almost if not I feel like it will be this bro like it's gonna be the most watched fucking it's the gladiators of modern times dude yeah like it's it's awesome yeah I don't even know shit about UFC I still fucking love watching it oh yeah bro you don't have to know anything oh see I'm an armchair

Yeah, I know. I wouldn't have gotten knocked out like that. Yeah. Everybody is. That's the whole point. That's the beauty of it. Like everybody can be like, oh, yeah, I would have done this or that. You know.

Yeah. You could take a woman who's never fucking ever, ever, ever watched the USC fight to a fight and they're going to be like, fuck, that was awesome. It's just awesome shit, bro. We got to go to one, bro. We got to go to one live. We got to go to a fight. well that I was you know a guy yeah yeah go there anyway yeah that's why I was asking about

earlier about the travel oh yeah oh yeah oh oh oh all right hmm all right yeah all right yeah well guys let's know down in the comments what you guys think about the deal let us know with that being said let us get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a topic in we talk about it we vote on it it gets one of these two options. So that being said, Andy, have you,

have you done a lot of digging in your life? Digging holes? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? One time I dug a hole and I hit Sal in the head with a garden hoe. Damn. We were digging for gold.

Were you? Yeah. I dig for gold in other ways. We were digging for gold in the backyard. I was digging with a claw hammer. And he was, he was hitting the, he was using a garden hoe and uh no i was using the cardine oh he was using the hammer

and like he went down in the hole like he stuck his face down there when i was like mid swing oh fuck cracked him in the head yep that's that's what's saying that's what's wrong with him it's it's funny because the reason you brought it up is jim talked to me a few days ago he made a whole drawing of you guys doing that and he sent it to me i still have that let's see it I should send it over here you put it in the chat yeah I'll put it in the chat I think he's he's going full-blown see now he's starting to draw pictures and shit I will bring this up here in one second okay should be in there let's see so this is a this is a James master drawing

click to download and then click to open all right let's see it's not downloading I don't know just text them oh it flagged him as a potential security issue that's probably right I swear to God you popped up I had to approve the download man that's what it was click it let's see what it is Jesus Christ it's pretty it's pretty detailed yeah yeah this company is here ambition and working together. Sal and Andrew game seven years. This is an actual occurrence in Sal plus Andrew's life. It was a big deal. He drew blood. Now you can say the dialogues. Let's dig for gold, Sal. Go down and see if we have any. Okay, I'll look. Oh shit. I hit

Sal in the head with the shuffle. Whoa, no gold. I'm bleeding. Hospital. geez man then he sizes it like down at the bottom of last quarter Jesus big jib Big jib Jeez man When do you draw that?

What's the date on there? 9-9-2020 Yeah 9-29-2020 That's accurate That's accurate That's awesome Yeah That's awesome

Well digging That's some scene ass shit right there Yeah man Whatever it takes You know But yeah Talking about digging Okay. What if you were digging and you unearth two 1,000-year-old bodies?

Yeah, that just happened. Utility crews unearthed two 1,000-year-old tombs beneath city streets and single day. Feels so exciting. Let's dive in this a little bit. Utility workers unearthed two pre-Incan tombs during a routine day on the job in Peru, one of many archaeological discoveries in the country this year. year. The workers employed by the energy company Calda found the burials in Lima, Lima, just recently. Employees have been digging trenches in the city as part of an ongoing underground gas

network project. Both tombs belong to the pre-Incan Chan Cay culture, which existed in Peru from 1,000 to 1470 AD. The Inca Empire spanned from roughly 1,400 to 1533 AD with Spanish colonization beginning soon after. The tombs, the two tombs were remarkably different. One was empty while the other held a 1,000-year-old skeleton. Images show workers working to remove the remains. But yeah, it's crazy.

Look at these pictures, bro. This is wild. So that was the two tombs there. Okay. And then you go in. And there's like, dude, there's a whole body just. Holy shit. He's got like armor on.

Yeah, bro. Damn. Like, that's crazy. Bro, I'd be thinking about that thing that you ask me about the cemetery. About the cemetery? I cannot stop thinking about it. It's a real thing. Did we cover it on the show?

Yeah, we did. it's a real thing though man where are all the new cemeteries where are they put in the bodies where are they putting the bodies and ain't like more people are just choosing cremation bro listen

it's a real problem it's a real problem that an uncircumcised dildos like explain it explain it I can't not both at the same time but like I you know

I'm just saying bro imagine digging that shit bro and you fucking run into that, bro. I'd shit my pants in the hole. Like, I got like some pots in there. Poop in the pot. That's right. Yeah, he doesn't like he has some armor or some shit on. Like, bro, that would, that would terrify.

I think it's badass. I choose a different job. Well, I mean, let's be real. You don't really like working anyway. That's true. That's true. They said that, like, they were found, like, like, this skeleton, he was like sitting though like it's on one of the pots yeah probably he was probably

take bro that'd be a probably taking a shit and he blew a fucking gasket he shit his brains out yeah and they buried him you know what I'm saying he just he blew a fucking he blew one of those uh support vessels up there in his right man what's around his right shoulder it looks like armor yeah no I mean the long pipe sort of thing is there spikes that's his fucking weapon weapon looks like a weapon that's his weapons on his back it's like in a it's what do they call that a quiver what do they call the arrow holder yeah quiver yeah

how did I know that yeah I mean we know you don't know what quiver means I don't get it yeah you wouldn't I don't get it

yeah but I don't know I think I'd be choosing a different job to be real if I alright I say thumbs up thumbs up to that's cool I want to know where the rest of the bodies are though like are they eating them 100% of the chat is saying leave it alone and go around your life don't touch it don't don't do anything that's 100% of the chat right probably died waiting

for his old lady get ready that problem is three historic oh man shit dude that's fucking joke of the day right there man frank Sending that motherfucker a trophy, whoever that fuck it is. That's a good one. Oh, man. Starts an uncircumstized. The guy, glad it just isn't me.

No, dude, it's not. Yeah, man. All right, well, thumbs up to this. Yeah. Probably died waiting for his old lady. Oh, man, that's so good. It's been a problem before time. Fuck, yeah.

That's good. Is that a problem in India? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is it? Absolutely. Yeah? Probably double.

Double the time. Double? I was going to wait for like three of them to get ready, right? Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Go around the house. Oh, man.

That one, yeah. No. I got jokes I can make, but I'm just going to be nice today. Yeah, man. All right. Well, thumbs up to that, man. Guys. Andy, chat.

That's all I have. Yeah. All right, guys. We'll see you later this week. Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a ho. Share the show. Went from sleeping on the floor

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