REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 933. Andy & DJ CTI: Oversight Committee Releases DOJ Epstein Files, Trump Releases Footage Of US Strike & Druski’s Viral ‘White-Face’ Performance

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the oversight committee releasing DOJ Epstein files, Trump releasing footage of the US strike on Tren de Aragua drug boat off Venezuela, and Druski’s viral ‘white-face’ performance stunning fans.

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Just a no headshot case closed What is up guys? It's Andy Purcellan This is the show for the realists Say goodbye to the lies The Fakness and Delusions of Modern Society Today

We have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet Yeah Daddy DJ Mm-hmm Daddy daddy Living in a house with

Three black women That's right That's right dude That's right That's right It's loud Man Okay

Yeah it's four now Four black women Yeah Oh fuck Dad dude Yeah bro That's Fuck, that's exponentially worse than three.

Boy, I mean, just mathematically. Yeah. You know, it's a- Now it's like the power of compounding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, you know what they say.

No. What are they saying, Andy? Nothing. Oh, fuck, man. No, it's cool, man. It's cool. Ryan's, she's starting sports and shit now. So she's, like, doing gymnastics and fucking soccer.

So I took her to soccer practice yesterday. And she's fucking good, bro. She scored two goals. And so, like, I got done. She's fucking black. Well, yeah. She was the fastest one out. No, but she scored a two goals and came over during, like,

a little halftime scrimmage thing. And I told her, I'm like, all right, listen, here's the deal. For every goal you score, you get to pick some candy. Yeah. Like, well, I'll take your ass right to the score after. That's right. Right to the store. That's what my dad did.

Really? I'm like, fuck yeah. You knew my dad did that, right? Oh, did he do that for real? Yeah. Oh, shit. But with toys.

Okay. So, like, dude, if we scored a goal or hurt another kid, yes. He would take us to the store and we'd buy a toy. Bro. I don't know that. I don't think he doesn't know that. I don't know if we've talked about it in a real AF.

That's an MF CEO story. That's true, though. That's fucking sick. Dude, I'm, listen, I'm down for it. And she told her coaches after practice. She was like, my daddy said he's going to get me candy for my goals. And they start to fucking laughing She likes candy and cookies, bro

Listen She's all about it You know where she got that Mom Oh yeah Bro the best is when she comes When you guys come over for Christmas And she's fucking

Trying to finagle candy out of everybody Oh bro Like she goes around to everybody Emily takes you all around the fucking kitchen bro Yeah No it's cool though man

It's cool We're good You know moving and um ready to talk some shit all right can talk some shit to kids everybody good

everybody healthy yeah everybody's good everybody's good you know we got a we did get a new mattress and uh it's fucking great

I'm not gonna lie it's actually really good yeah yeah you're probably exhausted yeah well bro okay if I do have a a critique right

the hospitals bro the shit that they make you sleep on like that little couch it's a mini couch bro they get funded by fucking billions of dollars Hundreds of billions of dollars

And they buy these miniature couches That you can't fucking fit on This fucking thick You can't tell me, bro That we can't get a bigger couch No, fucking... Listen, it's bullshit It is bullshit

It's sexes actually It's what it is It's discrimination against the big man That's what it is Yeah Well, I hacked the system though Okay So every...

So you stole a couch No So You know The thing is, bro Like the nurses They come in the room Like every fucking 10 minutes

Yeah Like they never stop You know what I'm saying Hey mama sorry you know and then fucking you know fucks everything up makes babies cry and shit and so every time she would come in I had ever bring me another blanket so by the end of our stay my fucking cot was like this fucking thick it's just fucking blankets bro is that how you like the bed is that how you like your bed like soft I don't know I like soft but firm

yeah you know what I'm a big guy bro I don't know I gotta have the firm I need some I need some firm you know I'm saying but I need to be soft yeah that makes sense yeah I get it soft you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah A little hard insaw. Yeah. I get it. Okay. It's sounding a little gay.

Just a little bit. All right, man. So what the fuck is going on in the world? I have not been paying attention. Same. I've been busy. This is my second full-length podcast. I've had to record today.

Just today alone. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. Yeah. No, it's, it's a... Yesterday I had to fucking... I had to go home, bro.

I fucking like blew a gasket. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know what to do. I had a situation. arise at at HQ and I think I fucking I think I blew a fucking fuse no fuck yeah damn I couldn't fucking see oh it's been a while so is it that bad I got pretty mad oh shit oh I didn't hear anything so that's good you know it wasn't that look I'm handling it better than I used to yeah that's

true yeah that's true I'm proud of you bro listen I'm proud of you growth I'm gonna tell you what dude it was easier when I just kill people like when I would just rip their fucking Adams apples out of their fucking throat yeah it was so easy yeah was way easier, but it's not as easy trying to be nice. No, trying to live, laugh, and love. God, I'm not wired for that. Yeah. I'm wired for fucking battle, bro. Yeah, I'm with it, bro.

I'm with it, but no, there is a lot going on. There is a lot going on. Guys, remember, pay the fee. Don't be hoes. You know, but we're going to get into a lot of topics, but I wanted to try something off with because, you know, Andy, I appreciate you, man. And you, you've opened my world up to a lot of

different things one of those things being uh heavy metal music oh yeah yeah and uh you know i didn't didn't really wasn't really into it uh we start working out jamming at salz gym you know what i'm saying during the those some good workouts there's some good good workouts yeah little fucking no AC metal fucking hotbox you know what I'm saying that's a real workout yeah i mean if you should over here in the gym and fuck this is fucking conditioning and the fucking this bullshit i just turn to air conditioning you're not even really working out unless you're about to die. That's right. That's a fact. That's right. But you turned me into some heavy music, man, and, you know, a system of a down. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're a big fan of

them. I like those guys. Yeah. I like them. Uh, corn. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Um, and it's got me thinking, man, like, you know, because it can put you in the mood. It'll make you want to do some stuff. You know what I'm saying? Listening into that type of music. Yeah. Um, and, you know, it was actually a running joke. Like, we got to be careful because if we play heavy music around Andy like he's gonna fucking kill somebody yeah I'm saying um but you know out of all the things that you know it can make you want to do uh this thing never really crossed my mind so there was they they actually had a concert system of a down and corn did up in new jersey and uh a guy started jacking off in the stands what shut the fuck up dude

i got the video let's check it out here's a clip The guy smacks your shit out of him. He's jacking off in the concert, bro. What the fuck? What did I do? Was he really fucking beating his meat? Really beating his meat, bro. I don't know if he was drunk.

What the deal was? What the fuck? There's like a bunch of young girls and shit around. they carried his ass out of there what the fuck dude just wanking it bro I'm glad that dude's pushing the head oh yeah it's good to see yeah

what are you in for what are you in for? I was pounding it you know Fuck, dude, I was at corn The music just got a hold of me I decided corn, he'd some cream You know what I'm saying? Fuck, dude

This guy is weird His name's Joshua Now he's famous forever For jacking off at the corn concert Oh my God Bro, what are you doing? Bro, listen, I don't know, man

Joshua He's jacking off that seal Look at his fucking face well okay all right all right chat so what would you guess this guy does for a living outside of masticity lions at heavy metal concerts bro come on man yeah okay his real job what do you think he does starbucks now he's got some sort of he's a some sort of kid counselor or some shit oh no no no that that would be too bad that would be too bad okay too bad um

Um, no, what do we, do we get a hint? Boats. Boats. Mm-hmm. He's a captain? Seaman. He's a seaman. He's a seaman.

Okay. On, on a historical ship out of Washington. Yeah. This guy goes around and dresses up as a pirate and you can rent the boat that is fully staffed. with what do they call those Methodist Scally waggers

Yeah Scallie Wackers. Scallie Wackers Bro Oh my God Well bro he's used to beating off In front of everybody on the ship There's nowhere to hide

He's like fucking do What I don't got to do That is not a face of regret No that's a face of you You stopped me right when I was a puck Bro Imagine getting thrown in the fucking clinker With all these fucking dudes, and they'll be like, hey, man, what did you do?

What did you do? Oh, man, you're never going to believe this. They said I was jacking off at the fucking corn concert. It's corn, come on, man. But I really wasn't. Yeah, what was it? I had to scratch on my balls. Yeah, that's it.

I don't think he looks like a dude that would deny it. No, no, he's going to fess up to it for sure, yeah. Bro, I thought that's what he was doing. I thought that was like, he was like, yeah, the airdrums and shit. but nope dude that's so bad man I'm glad that dude smacked him in the head oh yeah

like bro what are you doing yeah no shout out that motherfucker should go to prison yeah like we don't need that in society dude like this shit of this this lack of moral standard that's infected our society where dudes are just shitting on the street and jacking off in front of women and bro these people deserve to listen I don't care what anybody says

you can be mad at me and you could say oh fucking And these people do not have a place in society. They don't belong in civilized society. They don't want to be. No, that's right. They don't have any interest in being. They get their excitement off the disruption they create. And it fucking ruins everybody's shit.

Like, I'm so tired of these fucking weirdos, bro. Anyway, fuck that guy. Yeah. It's just like out here. Jerking off sea lions. That's what I'm saying. Like, okay, you listen to some heavy metal. You want to punch a hole through some drywall.

I get it. I've never, I've never, I've never listened to heavy metal ever and then been like, man, I got to be, I got to get one out real quick. Yeah, I've never thought that. Like fucking not once,

which is kind of amazing. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm 40-something years old. You think that would like... It would have happened by now. Yeah. Well, he's once. Yeah.

No, I never happened. Sorry, guys. I like your music. Yeah. About that much. Yeah, what are you on the world I don't know I thought that was interesting man

Yeah Guys tell us what you guys think down in the chat It should be appropriate punishment be For jerking off in public Yeah Yeah Playing what song Yeah

Cut it off That's a fucking great solution That'd be great Wood chipper to the song Smash it with a hammer Who Hammer smash That'd be appropriate but that would suck. I like that. No, but it would make it bigger. You know what I'm saying? Oh, dude. I mean this look at this guy peeing his butt.

Some people do that for fun. That might not be a punishment to him. I mean, fuck. Twist is dead. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's where we got, man. But yeah, let's get into our headlines, man. Guys, remember is all If you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to Andy Fasela.com. You guys can find them all link there for you. You guys can also come check us out on video, Spotify, Twitter, YouTube. Come check us out. Yeah. Or else.

Or else. Or else. So, yeah, let's get into our first set of headlines, man. Let's kick things off. Let's do a little Epstein update because there's some things happening. Not for real. But there's some other stuff happening. Good old Epilestein.

Appelstein, yeah. So Oversight Committee releases DOJ Epstein files. And it was like 33,000 pages, an additional 33,000 pages. Most of it was heavily redacted. And the other stuff we've already seen before. And so this comes out. There's this new over the House Oversights Committee. They subpoenaed the Department of Justice.

and uh and this was this was now they did this back on like august 5th i believe and so this was the update on it um so they just released that um and it was it's nothing it's really nothing um there's not a whole out there and again it's all put in no actual you know chronological order there's nothing really going on to there but here is the update that i want to talk about that i'm interested in is that this oversight committee they actually listed to some testimony and closed chambers with some alleged victims

of the Epstein situation. Nancy Mays, Representative Nancy Mays, she was seen leaving the meeting ahead of time saying that she had a, suffered a full-blown panic attack. And so there was a video of her leaving that meeting. Let's check this clip out.

yeah so she she walks out and then you know a couple of hours later she posts this on Twitter she says since it's already being reported yes I left the oversight briefing with Epstein victims early as a recent survivor not two years in I've had a very difficult time listening to their stories full-blown panic attack sweating hyperventilating shaking I can't breathe I feel the immense pain of how hard all victims are fighting for themselves because we know absolutely no one will fight for us. God bless all survivors. Still that happened.

She got some shit on Twitter about that. You know, but there was a... As a recent survivor, not two years in. What happened to her? I'm under, I don't know. I didn't know anything about it. I haven't heard anything about it. I don't know if she's been public.

I'm not saying she hasn't. I haven't heard anything about it. You know, but here is another development that has come out with this, though. And this comes from Anna Paulina Luna. She says that Jeffrey Epstein may have been an intelligence asset working for our adversaries. And so she puts this out kind of like in a tweet, and kind of lays it out in some bullet points for us. So she tweeted this out.

We'll go through this. She says some of the ref, some info referencing the Epstein victim's testimony today. So she says there are over 33,000 documents. names will be in those files. Per the victims, we need to follow the money trail. This was a well-orchestrated operation with many tentacles to include shell corporations, etc. Chairman Comer via House Oversight is sending a SARS request to the U.S. Treasury.

There's a lot to uncover referencing the Deutsche Bank and how money was funneled and moved. Epstein's network was described as an international trafficking network to all members of Congress. who were present, both Democrat and Republican, and also involved trafficking women from Slavic nations as well, immigration fraud, etc. Many of those women have stayed silent due to fear of retribution. Foreign governments, as in more than one, were named to be working with Epstein. Victim information, rightfully so, was redacted from release, but the committee as a whole is working to ensure that they will be given access to their information that was previously denied to them by other admins.

Thank you to the Trump admin for handling all of this over, handing all of this over. One victim had a newborn daughter threatened for coming forward. Epstein was still victimizing underage girls while on work release while wearing an ankle monitor, only to spend the evening in prison. The attorneys of some of these implicated individuals have apparently already tried to contact some of the victim's attorneys. and that Representative Comer is running point on this and she's going to be backing them up.

Now, I know we've talked on the show, you know, like people fixating on the child trafficking portion of this. And how like, you know, if not saying that it's not that, there just hasn't really been proof of that. If it is that terrible, absolutely terrible. But I think the bigger, not bigger picture. Well, I think it's important to clarify. what is defined as a child right like I I think you know an underage girl who's 16 is still a fucking child but a lot of people are talking about children in the context of them being like babies yes fucking three four years old correct yeah so so that's what I that's what

we mean about the children it's it's these these are underage women who are children, I guess, like what you would call. Legally, yeah, for sure. Legally, right? But they're not like small babies. Babies, right? Which is what most people... What it was going...

I'm not saying there's any fucking anything okay about that. I'm saying that it's a, it's a misunderstanding of how people are looking at it. For sure. And I think our biggest takeaway, too, was like the purpose of the trafficking and the purpose of the trafficking by all evidence that, you know, or theories, whatever you want to say, it's blackmail. Yes. They're doing that. a lot of people are saying, oh, it's because they're eating all the babies and all this crazy ass shit, which, dude, you know, who fuck knows if it's true or not, but that's, there's been no evidence to show.

Sure. Right. And there is a lot of evidence to show the blackmail. For sure. And so, you know, Annapolina Luna comes out saying that it wasn't, you know, it's not just one foreign government that was involved. It was multiple foreign governments involved. And that most of the women were coming from Slavic.

nations. Now there is, so after they did this closed door, you know, briefing to this oversight committee, they then went out and, you know, Representative Thomas, Thomas Massey's involved in it, Major Taylory Green's involved in it. Comer, as, as said, one of the victims did speak, because they did like a little press conference outside to the public. And this was one of the clips from that press conference. Let's check this out. I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me. I was raped repeatedly. I was raped three times a day, sometimes.

And I was not the only girl on that island. There was a constant stream of girls being raped over and over and over again. And yes, Kielan must die in prison because I've been in health. and back for the last 17 years I was 10 years old when Liz Stein was being trafficked I was 10 that is how long the sex trafficking ring has been going on she's saying she was 10 she was 10 years old oh well then maybe that's a different story that we were just talking about yeah she says she was 10 so I mean and again like yes that's absolutely terrible does it but there's still another element

of this is that again was it was these just nasty fucking old rich fucks that were just doing dirty shit or was this an orchestrated thing that was no my government yes to get those old rich dirt fuchs or politicians or whoever may be like we yes this is a bad piece of it we don't want to miss what was the purpose was there a purpose for it no the purpose is to to get leverage on everybody who is relevant in any situation ever and if you think about the technology that exists now, they no longer need to do this anymore, okay? If they did need to do it, Jeffrey Epstein wouldn't be dead, and he wouldn't be in jail, and they would still be doing it.

The reason they don't need these systems to do this anymore is because they have the technology now to just do it. They can dip right into your phone. And by the way, don't you find it interesting that every single person who ever goes against, these people almost always ends up being found to be some sort of child molester or have some sort of sexual pictures on their computer and nobody ever stops to ask how did they actually get there they just assume that the person did that right when in reality these people can put

these this shit on any device they want and then fucking knock on your door and put you in jail and say you're a fucking child molester and your life is over right and that's what these people do now. They don't need to go get the fucking, they don't need to go do this anymore. You know what I'm saying? Yep. Yep. With that means, let's go cruise some comments, bro. It's been a minute. Yeah. It's cruise some of these things.

We've got some hot ones in here. Yeah. No. Some hot fries. The first one is from locally hated raps. It says, if Andy ain't wearing that Batman PJs, I'm not watching the show next Monday. We all heard that. Fuck. Oh, yeah.

Fucked up. I got to get them, dude. Yeah. I'll order him right now Zishan's already on it Look at that fucking Granny's house over there I think he wants to see it Badman's cool I want to see it

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You mean double X? At least X At least X. It has to be at least. Even if you're fucking little, you should wear X-L. Just to pretend. Yeah. Just to get a taste.

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There is not another show like this that Dare speaks of the topics and viewpoints like this, unsurpassed quality here, always. Thank you, brother. Yeah. That's very, very fucking genuine, nice comment. It's very nice, man. You know, I was thinking about this, too. We are better than everybody else. I was just thinking about that.

Like I was watching some of the clips of some of these other dong bags, bro? What the fuck? Oh, yeah, no. Like, how the fuck does anybody watch this shit? It's okay. But then I watch our cliffs and I'm like, we're lucky.

We're lucky to have a single listener. That's real. Dude, I don't get it, man. Like, I don't, I don't know. Like, the boring, like, conversation that's always, like, that shit is played out, dude. It's not funny.

It's dry. It's like, Andy said that six months. ago on literally every fucking one of these guys clips oh yeah that's my favorite stuff yeah yeah man um i wish our followers would fucking call them out more though it's funny like how some of these shows get the spotlight like well i think they delete a lot of that shit too though they delete those comments bro oh well i'm saying this what what i'm saying is is interesting that like shows that have are saying like we're so fucking out in front that by the time everybody else is saying it like we look crazy yeah right but then like somebody

else says it and it's all over to fucking internet and it's like dude what do you like that's my life like all I do is watch clips of other people say shit that I said six months ago yeah right and then like everybody like holy shit you see what so-and-so said yeah right right you motherfucker yeah yeah I get it man I get it uh I got one more from you uh one more for you this is uh from your latest IG post actually uh mine we made We miss, yeah, we miss the Monday show. My post? Mm-hmm.

Okay. And it's a comment from it. On my page? On your page, yeah. Yeah, this is from Maddie, Madison, Madison, Ariel, Andy normally. And then, you know, double face, fist pump, skulls, crossbones, Andy around his animals. That's facts. Butterflies.

Yeah. Kissy mojis. That's true. And then you got your pie. This is, this is accurate. Yeah, it is accurate. That's, dude. Animals are innocent, bro.

Yeah. They didn't do anything. No. They're innocent beings. They deserve, like, attention and love and they're sweet. People, not so sweet. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

That's accurate, bro. You know, like, you know, like, you're like, like, like my duck never like fucks me over, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, quack off. Every time I see the duck, it's happy. You know what I'm saying? Like, every time I see Charlie, she's like always the same. Yeah, yeah.

my boy man. Yeah, Otis does love you. When DJ, after work, DJ follows me home and shit and Otis comes outside, bro, and he fucking gets hyped. Oh, yeah, that's my guy, bro. Yeah. That's my guy. You know, now, I mean, we've had to set some boundaries, uh, because he likes, you know, he does that licking shit on me, you know? Yeah. He does that to meet you. And then the little red rocket comes out. Yeah. But this is my guy. He's an obsessive liquor.

Yeah. Yeah. At least he doesn't. He doesn't lick his own waning. I don't think he could. I think he does. No, he does. No, he can't. I never seen him do it. I don't think he can, like, do it.

Can't reach it. Yeah. Was that an impression of him trying to do it? I love it. I love it, man. Guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real-ass fans, guys. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from real A.

let's keep cruising this was actually cool stay with me here all right but I thought this was pretty cool so did you see that clip of the United States fucking bombing the shit out of that boat bro yeah

okay so Trump releases the footage of US strike on Trend Day Aragua boat drug boat off of Venezuela so this happened Tuesday, or I believe actually on Monday, and then he released it on Tuesday, and it's footage of a U.S. military destroying a boat carrying drugs and Trindy, Iraq were gang members off the coast of Venezuela. I mean, it's like a fucking 12-second clip, but these are allegedly narco-terrorists or were

allegedly narco-terrorists. They got fucking destroyed. I mean, even if they weren't. And so, like, when I saw the clip the first time, though, I didn't think it was real because it looked like a fucking video gamers like some call of duty shit um but I fucking love it this was uh

this was the clip was posted out from the official white house uh white house page just check this out I mean it's just you know they're just you know being terrorists drug narco terrorists you know just you know doing terrorist shit drugs and then cabirking off to corn

is right that's right that's right there it is And then, boom. Oh, fuck. It's fucking awesome. They were headed here. They were headed to the United States.

Okay. And, you know, there was a boat, and there wasn't a boat. And then, you know, I just love the shit talk that happens after this stuff. You remember when he killed that fucking, that. Died like a dog. Yeah. Abu, Ben Swari. He tried like a bitch.

Yeah. He's just funny. It's great. It's like no other world leaders doing that like that, bro. I imagine Connor and McGregor will probably do something similar should he win the presidency over there. But he tweeted Trump truth this out, basically saying fuck around, find out that everybody else needs to be aware and be on the lookout because it's not stopping. So I thought that was great. Now, the DOD, you know, that's who you use, use military forces.

to conduct this. This very targeted strike. Warheads on foreheads is the saying. I thought it was fucking awesome. But there's something else happening with the DOD that I thought was interesting. This has to do with migration. All right.

Defense Department to send up to 600 attorneys, military attorneys, to serve as temporary immigration judges. All right. So this just came down. All right. And I thought this was pretty interesting. So the Department of Defense,

They actually changed the name is now back to the Department of War, I believe. They did that little change. But they are considering authorizing up to 600 military attorneys to serve as temporary immigration judges. The defense official confirmed. Chief Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said in the statement that at the request of the Justice Department, the defense department is in the process of identifying qualified judge advocates and civilian attorneys for details to serve. as temporary immigration judges. Parnell said the Defense Department

attorneys would help with the backlog of cases by presiding over immigration hearings. The Associated Press first reported. So right now there's a backlog of 3.4 million cases just in the immigration side, right? These are people who are trying to claim asylum. These are people who may have committed some not-so-good things on American soil.

And these judges would be sitting there determining whether or not they should stay should leave and now the DOD is getting involved in this now of course that's you know having some backlash but why well I mean you know it's everybody you know well we want the 3.4 million backlog of cases why wouldn't we want that who wants that right right I mean shouldn't we just add them to the fucking list of people we kick the fuck out of here let's expedite this process and I think that's the thing it's like you know people want this stuff to go so quickly right and like yes we do right but to your point just even on the strategy side like on our

judicial legal side man it's like it's so bogged down with all of these fucking hoops and hurdles that obstacles that you got to jump through like if it i wish it was as easy well why why does someone who's here illegally have rights at all due process yeah right well and so like and that's the thing. Would you fucking get that in any other country? Like if I fucking went into, you know, wherever else and like do I get it like a fucking fair

trial and shit? It ain't gonna be fair. No, don't you get just rounded up and throw either thrown in prison or thrown the fuck out of the country? Brittany Griner, Russia. I mean, there's plenty of... I mean, what the fuck are we doing dude? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be real, dude. I'm sick of these people, these dude, I'll be real, man.

I'm sick and tired of of these people who have no contact with the outcomes and the issues that every single regular person has to deal with from these motherfuckers being here and then stopping them from going. I am tired of people who just resist everything that anyone tries to do to clean up this country for the sake of resisting it. I'm sick of people siding with the criminals. I'm sick of people siding with, you know, anybody who's not a taxpaying American citizen. And these people who stand up, for example,

and get upset that criminals are being deported or that crime is being squashed by whatever means necessary. And you're throwing a fucking fit like this douchebag in Chicago. Oh. Yeah. You know, I got some of that. Oh, good. Yeah.

So, so, and that's the transition, right? So, like, you know, bro, those people deserve to go

to fucking jail. You are a treasonous American. Yes. Yes. You are rooting against the American taxpayer who voted your stupid ass in the office, you motherfucker. Yeah.

Well, that's the thing. And so it's like, you know, I think what Trump is trying to do because of all those legal obstacles, bro. He's embarrassing them.

Well, he's exposing them. And he's using the powers that he can't. Yeah. Like, how stupid does Pritzker look right now? Bro. Like,

Like Washington, D.C., you even have every single day. Bro, you even have the left media saying, bro, this is nice. Yeah. I don't have to worry about shit. I live in D.C. This is fucking great. You have people on fucking CNN and MSNBC saying that. You have people in the dangerous communities, which are mostly black communities,

saying they're thankful for Trump and what he's doing. And you got this fuck face, this fat piece of shit in Chicago and his little butt boy. trying telling people are they ready to resist the American invasion what are you talking about bro bro I saw that clip I watched that clip about a hundred times that guy should be kicked out like legitimately either put in prison or kicked out of the country yeah here you're dude if I stood on that if I would have fucking that openly blatantly called for a fucking revolution I'd be in fucking prison like DJ Sixers insurrection but these motherfuckers can do it whenever the fuck they want.

Yeah. No problem at all. Here's the clip. I hope they do fucking stand up against them. Yeah. And get run the fuck over. Let's check. Nobody's going to do that.

The people in Chicago were like, fuck yeah, bro. We need this shit fixed. So some funny things on that. But I want to play this clip. So this is, because Andy's talking about the mayor of Chicago, Brandon Johnson. Here's the clip he's referencing. Are you prepared to defend this land?

This land that was built by Slend. a land that was built by indigenous people, a land that is built by workers. Are you prepared to defend this land? The people, United will always prevail. I need you all to stand firm, to stand strong if this president decides to continue to break this constitutional. Okay. Okay.

So I had to do some research. Okay. Uh, do you know who? Founded Chicago. Okay. All right. A little history lesson. It was a black guy.

His name was Jean Baptiste Ponte du Saba. Okay. Founded Chicago. A black guy. Okay. Because when he's talking about, you know, his land was, you know. Listen. I ain't trying to hear.

Listen. We're done hearing this shit. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. There's some truth to it. But it was this black guy's slaves. Bro.

Jean Baptiste, okay, was when he made his fortune in the slave trade. Had 80 personal slaves. I had a sign of death. And they maintained to be a part of his estate even after he passed. Well, you know the black slave owners were the worst ones to. Bro. Bro. That's historically accurate.

But here's the thing. It's like, you know, one of the things, Like obviously we know crime is fucking terrible, right? Look, I want to make this point. I don't give a fuck who built what. I don't give a fuck. I don't want to hear about fucking slavery from people who've never fucking had to deal with it.

I don't want to hear about how I'm fucking racist for the last fucking 40 years of my life because of something that happened 300, 400, 200, fucking years ago. I'm fucking over it and so is everybody else. Oh, yeah. I saw this video online last night of this black girl saying,

do you know where the do you know where the phrase good morning comes from good good morning means it's back in the slave days they used to say good morning the slave owners sent it to the black people to make them feel but it's spelled different you stupid fuck

it's a different word like dude I'm so tired of everything being this thing like fuck dude can we None of us have to deal with that. Can we all look at each other and be like, all right, that happened. 200 fucking years ago.

Can we please work together now? Can we become something productive? Can we stop being led into these arguments and these disagreements by the elite people and the fucking earth to hate each other so that we continue to be victimized by these same people? Like, dude, I'm done. I'm done hearing about it. If someone brings it up to me, I don't fucking care. I don't care what you call me.

I don't care. I'm over it. No. I'm over it. Like what? Like 200 years ago when my family was fucking raped in Sicily by fucking the Moors, like imagine that was my fucking identity. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying?

Like Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, so don't say good morning. I'm fucking so over it, dude. I'm so over it. And I'm not the only one. Everybody's tired of it. Everybody's tired of this weaponization of history to make people feel guilty so that the people who are making the people feel guilty can do whatever the fuck they want.

No, that's real. That's real. Well, so on this thing, you know, sending the guard into Chicago, right? Because they're not asking, they're not asking the people, they're not asking the right, they're not asking the right. You know who they ask, Andy? fucking white Karen Bruncher Nope they asked they asked the criminals

Oh The criminals yeah Residents of Chicago's most violent block Don't want Trump to send an out I wonder why I wonder fucking why Well this is another example of what I'm talking about About them siding with the fucking criminals

Bro this ain't a fucking this ain't a temperature heat map That's a crime heat map That's a violent crime heat map bro You know and like here's my thing too right because you have these people like you know mayor johnson gets up there's like oh no don't sit them we don't want them here we're gonna fight whatever it's like bro you're literally you're you're trying to rally up people to be on your side so that they can continue to fucking live in fear did you hear what he said he said more than that oh yeah he said the shootings will continue bro it's it's like it's insane it's insane

and you know what I'm actually what I'm actually more concerned about because like here's the thing like if they were actually doing any any type of decent job then we would see it but it's ain't just crime that Chicago you know what Brian Brandon Johnson should be focused on as a fucking reading levels of Chicago and how approximately only 30% of Chicago public school students they rates three to eight they want that they want that they don't intend to fix that they want people people to be illiterate they want people to be stupid they want people to be violent it gives them a story to tell about what they're going to fix and then people to blame that's what they want like it's sad man it's sad bro that guy's a racist piece of shit both of them yeah they both they both racist piece of shit fucking butt boys oh i fucking hang out another thing i fucking thought about what's up you know the body positive as long as we're in on the shit the body positivity movement yeah okay remember like do you see him in workout clothes no oh bro there's a picture of it yeah well it's pretty bad he's he's lost some weight i think no no i think

he has i'm being fair i think he's lost some weight i think he's lost actually like a hundred pounds because he's like seven hundred yeah right but the point the body positive this shows you dude like these people are so full of shit notice that all the fucking fat body positive activity people now they're taking Ozempic and they all got skinny so it shows you that they were full of shit the entire time the entire time yeah they were full of shit well it's no different than these guys

they were just looking for a fucking way to not have to do the work like well it's just like these guys like you know telling them like oh we're not going to fix the crime we don't want you know troops here while they walk around with 24 seven fucking armed security dude no shit i mean i think prisker i think you should go live in o block yeah until the problem solved no security yeah and tell me then then tell me how safe it's right you know what that's actually a really good idea like what we're all these people who want to side with the criminals they should be forced to go fucking live in those neighborhoods then no period go do Let's see it.

Rich guy. A guy who's never had to work a day in his motherfucking life, by the way. He is loaded. No, he's not loaded. He's the richest politician in the fucking whole country. And he didn't earn it at all. He fucking inherited it, no matter what the fuck they say on the internet. Yeah.

That's stupid, bro. Fucking douchebag. Dude, let's move on. The point is, all these people are full of shit. They're all liars. that like anybody who speaks up for crime deserves to fucking go to prison anybody who speaks up for illegals to be here

deserves to fucking go to prison and it was funny because another thing that we didn't get to cover because we didn't have a show this week was Newsom got a he gave a speech and he said that he was worried that Trump was going to send

ICE agents to the polls I saw that I saw that I thought that illegals didn't vote in elections. So if you're not an illegal, what do you have to be afraid of ICE for? And why are you concerned about that? Like these people are so stupid, dude, they tell on themselves. I don't know who's dumber, dude. The people who fucking can watch the shit and believe what they say or the guys to say it.

Yeah. They're going to intimidate the voters. Good. Which ones? Yeah, good. Yeah, it's stupid, man. You're not doing something wrong. You're going to be afraid of.

That's my philosophy. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments. What you guys think. Yeah, let us know, man. Yeah. Fuck all these people. That's no bear.

That being said, we got our, we got third and final headline here, guys. Third and final. I'm feeling the hate come on, bro. Yeah? Yeah. It's boiling. Okay, all right Let's see how this one does

You better bulk alone No, we got to talk about it man Drewski You know our boy Drewski Yeah, Drewski's in He's getting some heat What do you do? Comedian Drewski's viral white face

performance stuns fans And draws ire Or is that eerie Fuck For racist portrayal of NASCAR fans Okay, so Drewski My boy Yeah, I fucking like it

He's not racist He's not racist He's a fucking comedian Comedians I think all get a pass We're comedians And we're racist That's right Very

Especially I wasn't until I met you Yeah, man And here's the You know the funny thing too Bro that I noticed about this I'm racist against fucking white people White people are the ones To fucking come to me

And fucking yell at me Tell me I'm racist Ain't black people It's never black people Yeah White people are the ones that yelled at me during COVID It's funny, you know, it's funny

Because it's always black people with me Yeah It's like it's always white people Preacher me about how I need to be better It'd be your own people It'd always be your own people It always be your own fucking people Bro and it's crazy because like this headline

Right fucking white motherfuckers I haven't really found any Fucking negative hate on this Fucking vanilla mayonnaise Cracker eating bitches Fucking criminals Yeah I'm talking about my people

I know I'm talking about my people Can't dance and can't dance motherfuckers always no rhythm having yeah always eat potato salad yeah nasty ass fucking mayonnaise smelling mother hot dog water yeah yeah yeah that's right now you do black people okay no don't okay okay okay no but uh yeah juicy juicy uh you know i don't know if you seen the video Credit having motherfuckers. Oh my God, dude.

No cosign need an ass motherfuckers. Fuck. Oh, God, dang. All right. All right. But, yeah, Drewski. He didn't do. I give him a pass.

I don't care what he did. Bro, it was great. I don't even need to know. If you ain't seen it. People are mad? People are mad. Who's mad? We're going to dive into white people.

Probably white people. White people matter about everything. Yeah. But yeah, Drewski's coming under fire for a white face performance in which he donned incredibly realistic makeup and proceeded to cosplay as a racist NASCAR fan. The black comedian 30 looked unrecognizable after he painted his entire face, arms, and torso to a believably Caucasian tone and even added extra detail to the bit with a farmer's tan sunburn at a recent NASCAR race. bro it's fucking great wait hold on I think I saw this does he have like a mullet and shit yes and he's got like America flag tattoo yes he's an overalls great all right I saw this I wonder why why people were posting this

fucking guy I didn't know it was Druskey 52 million fucking views okay people are mad let's watch it yeah that's fucking awesome I've fucking seen this that's him yeah that's yeah I've seen a lot of those guys I've seen this guy before bro that's what i'm saying that guy looks like he that guy looks like he could be from around here bro i've seen him yeah i've seen this guy before this guy this guy resides this this unique species right off a species of uh homo sapien you know resides between the borders of uh the top of missouri yep and the bottom of arkansas yep all the way to the coast So Tennessee, Kentucky,

Carolinas. Oklahoma, all of them. This guy, that's where his native and then, like, for some reason, some of them got down to Florida. We don't know how. Yeah, that's right. That's right. He migrates. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Bro, this is right. Yeah, but see, this is the guy you look at and you're like, that guy must be a fucking racist, fucking weirdo, but then you find out he's the nicest dude ever. Super cool. Yeah. Super cool. Just don't fuck his cousin.

Yeah, well, he's doing it. Because he does. Oh shit, let's check this clip out, man. Hey Suanna She went on She's not listening You need to listen to your nana Go ahead, baby

6'5 Go ahead, baby How the fuck? That is great He's the miss on the blanket How are you doing, baby? I mean, look, man. Hey, good.

All right now. What race? What race? You going to NASCAR race? You're going to NASCAR? Yes, sir. A little bit. He ain't lost, is you?

No, I'm good. I'm going to it right, sir. Sure about that? Yes, sir. Find something safe to do, boy. Yeah. If liquor don't kill us, pussy muds. It's great.

Oh, come on, man. That's fucking funny as fuck. And this guy's right. The Sylvester Cream says white guy here This shit is fucking hilarious If you're offended you're a pussy That's right Bro, that's fucking hilarious

Well here's the thing though bro Like again Guys he's a fucking comedian Bro, listen He's done it before Everybody needs to get the fuck over it Yeah Get to fuck over all of it

Bro he did the you know like the little You know the white boys that like You know get a couple of black hood black friends Yeah I know a black guy Okay well watch This is an OG video of Drewski Check this out

What the hell y'all cook for dental? Preston, stop talking like that. You're raised better than that. Why y'all tripping like that? Stop, that's enough. That is enough. Yeah. Oh.

Come on, man. Yeah, Preston. That's right. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Joe. What's wrong with Joe? No, I was just.

that was a good impression by that white lady yeah it's pretty good yeah it's pretty good but uh but i mean do memes have been coming out but people tend to forget like you know this ain't fucking new bro who gives a fuck it's comedy who gives a fuck people are mad about who's mad well again i have yet to find an actual upset comment okay so this this is a lie he's not this is great PR it's great and it's great now theo vine did hopping on this man he's funny he's at a wow

anyone do hair and M.U hitting my DMs huh? Oh hair and makeup got it okay hit my DMs I feel a jerry curl

coming on yes race wars that's how we're gonna do it I'm gonna dress up as you you go dress up as me I'm down I'm fucking down

but again guys it's been done before yeah it's comedy yeah grow up I agree grow up man

all you got to do is tell people shut the fuck out that's it yeah that's it hey hey shut the fuck that's it yeah that's it I thought it was fucking I think it's great Drewski gets a pass for anything he's funny he's funny now if he wasn't funny if you're not funny you don't get a pass just don't do it yeah all right if you are you can do it now that's fucking hilarious yeah no juice you get good too

like that I felt like I felt my bloodlines you know what I'm saying like I felt like I was hanging with my cousin yeah cultural appropriation yeah Drewski this is like four cousins though oh okay not that cool yeah it's right yeah no it's like that cousin that like lives in another part of the country you meet him you're like what the fuck we're related to that fucking guy yeah but then by the end of the day you're like this

my best fucking friend he's good I don't see why we're related oh it's great dude it's great dude dude he's the man he's he's good I thought he was coming on or something I thought we had him on the list Andy Oh

Oh Well he has to come on as a white guy I'm putting that in the ride I have to dress up as a black guy Yeah And you two guys got to be white It'd be the greatest show ever What can my

What should my name be? Something real white Oh What's the whitest man's name? Let's ask the chat What's the whitest man's name. Dakota.

Eric, Todd, Chad, Todd, Greg, Hunter, Kyle. Look at them

say Andy, get the fuck out of me. Kick that kick that motherfucker out of the chat. That's fucking funny. Bro, you all, everybody who says Andy is out of the chat.

Fuck you guys. Y'all, Y'all think I could dish it out. I just can't take it. That's right. That's right. Yeah, no, man, Drew's this is good. I thought this was great.

Great, you're your job to Drewski. Man, that hair and makeup was good. It was pretty fucking good. Yeah. I mean, like, it, I mean, fuck. It's good. All right. Pretty fucking good.

Yeah. The farmer's tan and everything. Dude, that was the best part. It was great. Yeah. No. Great job. There's no way you would look at that guy and think that was a black dude

painted up as a white guy. No. Well, I mean, he's light-skinned, too. You know what I'm saying? I mean, yeah, but you just wouldn't. You would never in a million years. Like that black guy who started talking shit too. He got scared for real.

Bro. I hope he apologized to that guy afterwards. Right. That guy's going to be telling this story for the rest of his life. He's going to be like, oh, he probably listens to the show. Oh, you guys say there's no fucking racism. Guess what happened to me? This big old fat country boy spit at me.

Yeah, right. Yeah, no, dude, it's cool. I'm down. with it guys let's know down to the comments what you guys think but that being said it is time for our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a headline in we talk about it uh vote on it it's one of those two options um you like bison yeah would you want to own some yes you sure i'm gonna you sure absolutely okay well um let's think about it okay because a farmer

is flung into sky after his rogue pet buffalo attacks him. Yeah, 83-year-old man. Yeah? Got fucked up. Uh, 83-year-old man has been living with his pet buffalo for about 43 years. Are they able to fucking live that long?

No, he's saying with, with Buffalo is like plural. Oh, okay. How long can fucking Buffalo live? Like, what's the average life? average at bison yeah 10 to 25 years okay i'm i said that's no fucking way all right

um but yeah he's uh he's been living uh 43 years so you've been around 43 years and one time you get fucked up you can cry about it that's pretty good fucking odds you take those yeah yeah what'd you expect zero i like his name dick wilds yeah wild yeah i bet he had some fun nicknames growing up yeah that's why he lives alone that's right because his dick too wild It's too wild, man. You got to raise bison. Yeah, let's check this clip out. And recovering tonight after being attacked by his own Buffalo,

he spoke exclusively with our David Kaplan about what happened. We're here in Hollywood, St. Mary's County. Looks like any normal road, any normal neighborhood. But you talk to people who live here and they tell you it's different. That's due in large part to the owner of this plot of land, who for over 40 years has kept Buffalo on the property. come feed it. People love seeing him. But this buffalo you're looking at now attacked the owner last night, sending him to the hospital. The 15-year-old buffalo's name is Dozer, short for

Bulldozer. 630 last night, dozer who weighs over a ton charged at 83-year-old Dick Wilds. I was in the pasture hand-feeding, which I do all the time. In his 43 years of owning Buffalo Wilds says he's never had an issue with any of them. before last night. He came after me and I sort of sliding him back and that's when he got my arm and then the next thing I know I'm doing cartwheels in the air. Dozer's horns caused severe damage to Wilde's arm and leg. Wilde says he was in a lot of pain but fortunate to get himself to safety as first responders

arrived. It could have been worse. It could have been worse. If I couldn't get out of there, he'd have been coming at me again, I could have been in big trouble. The notes were male struck by Buffalo. was one of those is this really something that I just read um it was ms lieutenant james collie responded and said despite the unusual call crews worked quickly to stabilize wilds which including a state police chopper to get him to a hospital we bring in our children here

now we bring our grandchildren here neighbors like donna phelan said they were sad to hear about what happened that dick wilds and his buffalo are staples of the neighborhood that sometimes has people lining up on weekends to give them a look. A landmark, a lot of times if we're trying to tell somebody where we live, we say, oh, we're right around the corner from the Buffalo Farm. Phelan, glad to hear her neighbors okay. Wilds, who hopes to be back home tonight, grateful for the messages of support pouring in. I appreciate them with all the good comments that made, but it's also been good for me

to have such a good network of friends and family. wild says at one point he had 30 buffalo on his property but as he's gotten older he has whittled that number down to two and he says that he is sad to think that he can't trust being alone with dozer he is going to try and look at all of his options including possibly finding another place for dozer to go yeah you know i mean 43 years you got hit one time that's not bad no it's pretty good odds that's not bad he might just he might just be lonely bro you can't go from 30 to fucking to you yeah they're herd animals man then he packed yeah i don't know who knows bro could have been in a bad mood look at that guy yeah he looks like he's ready to share

some freedom yeah he revolted it's fucking stampede yeah man well i mean i hope dick gets uh you know gets wild i hope he uh recover as well yeah dick a little bince out of shape. That's called Peroni's disease. There's commercials on the news about it. Oh, yeah, it's right. When you have a weird curve in your dick. Wait, that's not normal?

Apparently, it's called Peroni's disease because there's literally commercials about it every day. Oh. It must be common if there's that many commercials. I look into that. What we get on this? I say his thumbs up. Yeah.

He's not quitting Yeah No, he's going back to it Dick don't quit That's right We know your dick Don't quit Holy shit

How many more kids You're gonna have No fuck man Well guys Andy That's all I have All right All right guys

Don't be a ho Sheth show Yeah Went from sleeping On the flow Now my jury Box froze Fuck a pole

Fuck a stove Counting millions in a cold Bad bitch, booted swow Got her on bankroll Can't fold Just a no headshot case closed Close