REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump's N-word joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them, Trump vowing border patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds... march into downtown Chicago, and the grieving dad slamming lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughter's suspected career criminal killer.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bank row. Can't fold.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Just a no headshot case closed. What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcellan. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. cruise the internet that's what we do
Starting point is 00:00:31 we're gonna cruise it buckle up buttercup buckle up what's up what's going on man nothing yeah don't forget to pay the fee you gotta pay the fee bro
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Starting point is 00:01:10 So good. Yeah, man. What's going on with him? Oh, nothing. Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday. Hey, man, listen. It should happen sometimes, bro. You know what?
Starting point is 00:01:22 Like I said, I get mad. I get mad. That's what it is. Hey, man. I had some stuff I had going on. You had to get handled? This is my, this is my, this is my side gig. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:01:31 You know what I'm saying? That's right. Side hustle. That's right. Still hustling on side. That's right. I love it, dude. Sometimes you got to handle business, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Sometimes business has to be handled. That's right. And that what they do on podcasts, they just like repeat, like just flip what each other say. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's what the new podcasters do. Yeah. They don't even have a podcast. They just have a microphone.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Uh-huh. And then they pretend. Yeah, right. And then they say this stuff. They pretend with the microphone. Yeah. Because it makes it official. bro and you could see of like like you ever see someone make a piece of content and
Starting point is 00:02:06 I don't know if I'm like extra I don't know like an extra stickler about it but like they're like walking right and they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them like to start to walk it's like bro you can't cut out that point eight seconds to make it perfect like come on man I seen that clear it was one dude it was like he like acting like he was hopping out of a fucking helicopter
Starting point is 00:02:32 oh god the blades wasn't even moving another he just like jumps down doors closed yeah dude and then like all these dudes that have like you know
Starting point is 00:02:43 they're saying motivational shit that's been said by the top three or four dudes for the last 15 years and you know the reason they're the top three or four dudes is because of how they deliver it not just what they deliver it
Starting point is 00:02:55 and you got these guys with these microphones trying to like fire people up that just are not fire them up type of people. Dude, that's what Alex said all the time, bro. It's not what you say. It's how you say it. You know what? Maybe he says on there.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yeah, man. Well, let's do some crazy. I was going to let that one. Yeah. Why? You know what I'm saying? Bang bang. Shots.
Starting point is 00:03:21 No, but, dude, have you ever been interested in doing like safari uh like yeah like like in africa yeah bro like with elephants and lions and shit okay yeah yeah bro i'm totally in you're in yeah my cousin dan did one uh-huh you know my cousin dan the eye doctor yeah he he did one solid dude oh the best dude yeah best dude that guy's an incredible dude really good dude put put himself through college uh through the military put himself through optometry school has a great practice great practice now he's an entrepreneur like dude Total killer, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Great guy. Anyway, he did this cool safari. I think he's done it a couple times now. I can't remember, but it was like, they were like laying in bed, bro. And like elephants were like there. Oh, no. Yeah, it was awesome. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing. Like, this is what I don't like about you people. I'm the animal whisper. We mean you people. There's white people to do these fucking safaris, bro. but like the thing is y'all like they'd be forgetting bro like what are you fucking worried about bro they see black people all the time they leave them alone they're used to see the black people bro they're gonna fuck with you home home no man no man I feel like people be forgetting like
Starting point is 00:04:51 These are still wild fucking animals, bro. Like, they're still, like, they're animals, man. They are. And you got to be careful, bro. This video's going on viral right now of an elephant that charges at tourists shoves floundering woman underwater after the party gets too close to its babies. Um, yeah, fed up baby mama elephant got pissed, bro, and, um, lost her shit. Let's check this out.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Those guys know they're deep shit. Yep. They're like, oh shit. And bro, they're in these little bitty fucking boats, bro. There's no fucking chance. Look at them got their phones out like nothing's happening. Bro. I want to see their video.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Bro. Bro. bro oh my god oh my god dude now they're in the water like who knows what crocodile and shit yeah bro there's no fucking chance I mean look man
Starting point is 00:06:03 I would like to see the video of the people in that boat like the VOV that's a pretty good video that's not bad bro I think elephants are the coolest animals in the world, bro. Dude, 100%. You know what some real killers are, the fucking hippos. Yeah, yeah, they are.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Like, real shit, bro. Like, that's me. That's my spirit animal. You ever heard of Mudang? No. Moodang's wild hippopotamus killer, bro. Mm-mm. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Most famous killer hippopotamus ever, Google it. Oh, like, it's like, it's like... Moodang. They named them. Moodang. Look it up, dude. Moodang? Mo, D-E-N-G.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I recall Dave, see how he spells it. Moodang Mood dang Mood dang Yeah There's no Pira All right
Starting point is 00:06:55 Andy got me That's a pygmy hippo Bro Those are baby ones Yeah they stay that size No They stay like little like that Pigmy hippo
Starting point is 00:07:03 Bro that's no such thing Put it in Bro Is there a such thing As a pigmy hippo See But like they It's do pig.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Bro, you know what I found out last night? Let's forget about this motherfucker. I was reading this shit in India. Do you know, you know this, right? Did you guys know that India has the most tigers of any country in the world? And the most cattle, too. Most cattle? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:27 What? I know what else they got them host of up too. Hold on. Hold on. Do you, did you, when you grew up in India, were you like, were you had to watch out for tigers? Not really, but you, there are certain areas where they can attack. I saw a video two days ago where this guy was cycling on a very narrow street. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:45 And there was a tiger that came and just bumped him off the cycle and just went back. Dude, imagine, like, growing up and you're like, oh, I got to watch out for fucking tigers. I mean, I know the feeling. Yeah. Oh, do you? Yeah. I got to watch out for something. It's different here to America.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Same thing. It's different. Oh, shit. I'd rather watch out here. I'd rather watch out here For tigers Yeah, I got you Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe
Starting point is 00:08:17 You gotta be careful Either way, bro You gotta be careful, but So a safari trip Yeah, I'm in 100% dude We got guitars in there Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:27 Well dude, he knows all the Secret shit All the places Yeah, he's crazy, dude Bro, he's wild Did you see that King Cobra He was posed with That was like 30 feet long
Starting point is 00:08:35 Or some shit It's like this big around Bro He does some wild shit Yeah, bro I feel like he would give us a pretty good, you know, safari tour. Yeah, I'm down. You know, elephants are like, you know, in certain parts of the world, they're like super abused, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Like, it's really bad. Yeah. Like used for, like, Holland doing timber work and circuses and shit. It's just really bad. Bro, have you seen? And they're hyper-intelligent animals, dude. Yeah. But do you see when they, like, when they had enough?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Yeah. Yeah, they had enough. And they tear those shit out. That's what it looked like for me yesterday. We're just fucking. They're over it. Bro, they're done, bro. There's nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:09:12 You stay within 200 yards away from that thing. Yeah. They also never forget. Yeah, that's right. Fuck, man. Good gosh. All right, well, I love elephants, bro. Like, one of my things I want to do, like, eventually would be to have, like, an elephant preserve.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Bro, who's the richest dude in India? Because doesn't he have, like, a giant fucking safari, like? They have opened an animal preservation sort of nonprofit thing. They did? Yeah. That rich guy? Yeah. Mokayshamani.
Starting point is 00:09:41 The guy that looks like a grimace. That's his son. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You don't I'm talking about. Oh, absolutely. The one who got married a few months ago.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Yeah. Spend like a hundred million dollars on his wedding. Oh, go up like seven. Seven hundred. Almost a billion dollars. Yeah. He gave everybody,
Starting point is 00:09:58 like all of his attendees like a fucking AP watch. Yeah, well, I mean, he still looked like grimace. It don't even matter at that point. He needs us. He needs some form energy.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah. He needs some flies. Yeah, bro. It's like the biggest wildlife sanctuary they built up in there. Each elephant has like fucking like a thousand acres to himself or some shit. Yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, so Andy and DJ Safari. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:24 I'm in. I'm down, bro. I'm down. I'm not going on that one. Yeah, not that one is. Dude, what's crazy is you can see the people, the guides like panicking. Yeah. And the people are just like, do, do, do this is normal.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Which is my Big Mac coming? about to get fucking mauled yeah oh man all right your people man guys uh i can't deny let's uh let's get it to our headlines though guys remember if you like to see any of these uh articles links pictures videos go to andyfercella.com you guys can find them all link there for you that being said headline number one Trump's inward joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them. So we cover this, all the military generals and admirals. Yeah, I still haven't been able to figure out what that's about.
Starting point is 00:11:27 What they were meeting about. So do we know what it's about? Yeah, so it kind of comes out. I mean, and listen, there's obviously clips that come out. I don't believe they like stream the entire thing start to finish. I'm sure there were some, you know, pieces of. conversation a meeting that were not publicized. But for the most
Starting point is 00:11:44 part, it seemed like it was just kind of like a Pete Hickseth kind of just reinstituting the culture and the standards that needs to be set for the military. Or at least that's what was publicly available. But Trump spoke there, you know, tried to make some jokes. Nobody
Starting point is 00:12:00 was really laughing. I thought a few of them were kind of funny. I don't know. But he did that N-word joke that he did before. I don't remember. Yeah. So he's like there, he says, quote, There are two N-words, and you can't use either of them, Trump said, telling the room. And that second N-word is nuclear.
Starting point is 00:12:19 What's the first one? No. Apparently, it's no to Israel. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. You can't say no to Israel. But you threw that around, you know, try to make some like jokes. I got a clip here.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Check this out. Thank you very much, Pete. Great job you're doing, too. Fantastic job. I've never walked into a room so silent before. This is very, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. You know what? Just have a good time.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank. There goes your future. But you just feel nice and loose, okay, because we're all on the same team. Yeah. So, I mean, it's, you know, trying to do something.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I mean, look, dude, these guys, got called in from all over the world. They got their life uprooted that, you know, like for a couple days, okay, not like forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's be real, dude. I mean, they're, they're like, well, I'd be nervous as far. What's going on? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I mean, these dudes are not in the joking mood, bro. They're like, what are we doing? Yeah, right. It's like that fucking, who did that shit to the, like, who was that? Saddam Hussein. Oh, where he made, he called out the, all of his people. people in names and send him out bro yeah like I'm sure that's probably yeah they were worried scared shitless yeah yeah fuck man you probably made you got some lumps of coals in
Starting point is 00:13:49 those seats I get yeah but but no I mean you know Trump Trump talk to him a little bit you know again reestablishing the culture of America um PtXF the Secretary of War got up and talked I mean he pretty much laid it out straight he said you know we got fat people here can't have that they really say that did yeah fat general fat enlisted not happening they're resetting the standard for anybody that's war fighting basically like the true war fighters like reinstituting the male standard for physical fitness he's like you know I'm tired of walking around the Pentagon and seeing fat overweight generals like we're not having it yeah and you know at the end told them that anybody that opposes
Starting point is 00:14:34 it to resign do the honorable thing and resign if you want to oppose it yeah um so So that's been going on, which, again, I mean... Well, I mean, that makes perfect sense. Why would that not make sense? When did that ever stop making sense? Yeah. Yeah. And then I saw people on the view talking about it.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yeah, people on the view got in there and tried to talk about... Do you have that? I actually do have the clips. Yeah, she got in there and, like, started getting mad that they were saying, like, people were fat. Hey, people are fucking fat. People are? Like, what do we... Well, not only that, but it's like, you know, she also, too, she, like, addressed, oh,
Starting point is 00:15:07 and they spent $6 million on... um you know hosting this thing yeah lady we sent five million dollars to fucking you know kenya to study fucking you know spirit people like what you know what i'm saying and you're worried about getting our military back realigned on the page that need to be put on like that's what you're worried about like give me a fucking break give me a break lady what's that girl's name sonny yeah sunny by why by why he did that the optics were terrible meaning all of our top military brass are all in one place, and we spent $6 million to get them there.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That didn't make a lot of sense to me. It also didn't make a lot of sense to me that he was saying that he was going to toughen physical standards and review the anti-hasing policy by sort of implementing a hazing policy. And then also he said he was going to return to the highest male standard for combat positions because the troops were forced. fat. I don't understand how that was supposed to be
Starting point is 00:16:14 an uplifting message for our military. They was referring to Colonel Sanders. It was really a bizarre thing. He started talking about woke DEI policies. By the way, there are no gender quotas in the military. By the way, he fired more than a dozen military leaders, many of them
Starting point is 00:16:32 people of color and women. He fired the chairman of the Joint Chief of Staffs, General Charles Brown Jr., who is... First of all, we don't give a fuck if they were people of anymore. We care if they could do the fucking job. All right. So this whole left conversation of identity politics and you deserve this because you're a person of color or this or that or this is fucking over. That's exactly what he's talking about at that meeting. We are going to put the best and brightest and strongest and baddest ass
Starting point is 00:17:00 motherfuckers out there. And if they happen to all be black, they can all be black. If they happen to all be white, they can all be white. We don't give a fuck. We, we We want Americans, and we want her to be badass. Okay, so let's start with that. That makes perfect sense. Secondly, a five foot four, fucking five foot four wide human being is not going to be an effective soldier. Everybody knows that.
Starting point is 00:17:24 They can't run 100 yards. They can't run a mile. They certainly can't run 100 yards or run a mile with a 60-pound fucking ruck on. They can't do it. Okay? So really what you're saying here is that you would rather these people go over there and get killed. Right. Then be in shape and be told, hey, you fat fuck, if you don't go take care of that, you're going to get killed. Like, what are we talking about here? That an uplifting
Starting point is 00:17:50 message. Not every message has to be uplifting. Not every message has to be positive. Sometimes the best things that happen to people in their whole lives are negative situations, hard situations, hard truths that they have to swallow and say, fuck, I do need to fix that. Well, I think it is uplifting, bro. It's uplifting to all. all the people who do meet the standards now knowing that they don't have to worry no more about the guy to the left or right, not being held to those same. Yeah, I mean, that's another good point. That is uplifted.
Starting point is 00:18:20 You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm sure a lot of people don't pick apart everything because they don't live in real world, bro. She doesn't live in a real world. None of these people live in a real world. They've all had the luxury of being successful, their adult lives, being someone, their adult lives. They don't have to fear being homeless. They don't have to fear where their money's coming from.
Starting point is 00:18:39 they don't have to fear getting killed or shot or having to go to war these people do not have the same concerns that these other people that they're criticizing have and it's it's like that they the fact that they can't see that they're not even in a place to make a statement on the situation because they lack the perspective is just it's mind boggling to me dude It's a my Colonel Sanders. Yeah. I mean, look, bro, this is what you get when you throw a bunch of dumbasses on a fucking show. Entitled opinions, bro. That's what it is. Now, our entitled opinions are good. Yes, of course.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Well, I think we have a little more perspective on what they're talking about. Oh, life experience. Has she ever been, has Sonny ever been fat? I don't know. I know I have. Me too. You know what? Are you better when you're not fat?
Starting point is 00:19:37 Mm-hmm. What are you better at? Everything? Yeah, everything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Everywhere. And do you cry that I call you fat for fucking when you were fat? No, you're probably thankful for it.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I wish you would have called me more and sooner. I mean, look, dude, the truth, being kind to people is not lying to them. Being kind to people is telling them the things they need to hear so they can fix the problem. If you really care about someone, you're going to tell them that truth. I mean, this fake. virtue of like lying to people about how they are so they can uplift them is what's causing people to be miserable no it's bullshit man it's bullshit now we got the the generals meeting on top of that sometimes you got to be like yeah man i'm so fat you are yeah you are but that does that
Starting point is 00:20:29 beautifully for me all the time i know fucking you know i know five pet people you're four of them you You know what I'm saying? That's a great joke. That was not directed towards me. Now, you're only two now. I'm only two now. That's right. Now, going on in D.C., there's actually a lot that's happening.
Starting point is 00:20:50 This is another big talk of the town right now. This headline reads, House Democrats threaten shut down fight to protect Obamacare perks. So this is a big debate. House Democrats are, quote, unquote, ready to go. to war to save enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire at the end of the year, even if it means risking a partial government shutdown. So Democrats and some moderate House Republicans have been sounding the alarm about the expiring health care subsidies for weeks.
Starting point is 00:21:23 A fight that's now coming to a head as the Senate is poised to vote on a short-term federal funding bill called a continuing resolution. This is aimed at keeping the government funded through November 24. first um and essentially and i i've tried to see a lot on this i've what what i have found chat please correct me if i'm wrong double check it but but i believe what the true fight is over is allowing illegal migrants to get health care and people who are not even citizens to maintain health care in the country and the republicans are saying We don't want to continue to pay for that.
Starting point is 00:22:07 And Democrats are saying, no, we need to do it. Now, there's been some fight. They've been meeting down to the White House and all of that stuff, meet with Trump. Now, Trump posted this on and kind of piss some people off. And by some people, I mean just one. And that one is Sakeem Jeffries. Trump posted this out on fucking literally everywhere. Check this clip out.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it. Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. not even black people want to vote for us anymore even Latinos hate us so we need new voters and if we give all these illegal aliens free health care we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us they can't even speak English so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of shit you know at least for a while until they they learn English and they realize they hate us too it's a hundred percent
Starting point is 00:23:04 Accurate. There's the lie. Yeah, that's so true. Bro, that's not AI. That's real. Yeah. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:23:12 So keep Jeffrey's got his vagina hurt. Oh, he got pretty hurt. And this is what he had to say to come back at DJT. Check this out. Mr. President, the next time you have something to say about me. Don't cop out through a racist and fake AI video. When I'm back in the Oval Office, say it to my face. You tell them, girl.
Starting point is 00:23:43 How the fuck is Maxine Waters still alive? What is she, a thousand? That's all I can see is her McDonald's fucking character looking face back there. She doesn't even look like a real person, dude. You tell them. She goes, woo. Woo-hoo. 87.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah. 8700. Yeah. It's all that adrenachrome. Oh, fuck, man. Well, it's funny you brought up vaccine because, you know, she was actually confronted right after this. Oh, really? About her, it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:24:16 It was pleasant. Let's check this out. Do Democrats want to prioritize the health care of illegal aliens over a government shutdown? Because if the government does shut down, America is going to be furlough. Excuse me, stop it right there. We're not prioritizing what we're doing is saying simply we want to keep the government open. And we want to work with the Republicans and have a bipartisan agreement to keep this government open. And health care is at the top of our agenda.
Starting point is 00:24:43 But are Democrats demanding health care for illegal aliens? Democrats are demanding health care for everybody. Why? We want to save lives. We want to make sure that health care is available to those who would die. but having the help of their government. So you're good with the government shutdown, even if it means giving health care to people who aren't Americans?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Well, you keep, that's what you're pushing on. What you're trying to do is you're standing here and you're trying to make me say that somehow we're going to put non-citizens over Americans. Quit it. Stop it. This is the kind of journalism we don't need. You're divisive.
Starting point is 00:25:28 No, you're not. You're being divisive. please don't you don't need to ask that question you're just trying to get controversy here you're not going to get it from me we want to save health care for all people thank you thank you congresswoman appreciate it first of all first of all okay why should american citizens have to pay for non-citizens health care i am a hundred percent totally with if someone's hurt or or dying or you know there's an emergency like bro no bro listen it's the right thing to do to help people but to sit here and say that it should be a policy of this government to take our tax
Starting point is 00:26:15 dollars which we are taxed and ridiculous amount to pay for people that do not belong here is insane yeah okay and for them to say that she's just trying to to be divisive is reflective of their communist attitude. You can't ask that question. Don't ask that question. No, that's the question. That's a question. It's a valid question.
Starting point is 00:26:42 An important question. And it's very clear to anybody with an IQ over fucking 90 that these people are trying to give voters, like the AI thing said. Like, that's the whole thing, bro. Well, and more importantly, dude, if more people knew, the reason Maxine Waters couldn't tell the truth or say it directly, right? She just keeps saying all people. Well, what the fuck does that mean?
Starting point is 00:27:11 Because if more people really knew that you had these politicians down here who are being paid by our tax dollars, who are intentionally willing to push the government into a fucking shutdown, to pay for health care for people who are not supposed to even be in this fucking country right now. It would be a massive problem. Yeah, but the reason they're doing that isn't because of the health care, bro. No, that's nothing to do with it. Yeah, it's because they know they don't have any voters.
Starting point is 00:27:39 So it's just a more free shit. You know, if they had a real argument on policy, which they don't, they would lead with that stuff. They would talk about those things. Very simply. They'd be able to articulate it. They don't because they can't tell you what their actual intentions are because their actual intentions are very nefarious towards the American people and beneficial to them.
Starting point is 00:28:03 They don't have policies, dude. Their policies are how do we preserve power? How do we get as much money as we can? And how do we convince people that we're going to fight for them even though we're the ones creating the hardships that they have to deal with? And suffer through.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Right. And that's their whole, that's the whole thing. And dude, real talk, the fucking, this is the whole government. This isn't just the left side of the government. The right side just says it different. All right. And if they wanted to fix what was going on,
Starting point is 00:28:37 they could be fixing what's going on already. Like, dude, the economy's not getting better. Like people aren't making, you know, more money to make ends meet. And then, you know, just like last term, when Biden kept sending all this money over overseas,
Starting point is 00:28:54 you know, now Trump's doing it in just a different way. And so, like, dude, it's, it's frustrating for the American people on both sides. Like, everybody's getting taken advantage of, dude. And we have to stop with this shit of, you know, like I said last week, it's, there's 80% of people that kind of all want the same thing. And there's probably 10% that are evil. And there's 10% that are just fucking don't know what the fuck's going on. And just happy to be there.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I don't know they're just a plight to society, bro. They don't contribute, they take, you know, and when you give people the right to vote in their self-interest for free things, they're going to vote for that. And the Democrats know that. So that's their policy. Let's give away free shit. That started with Obama. The Democrat Party isn't real anymore. It's just not.
Starting point is 00:29:52 No. It's a communist party. Yeah. Really what it is. So, you know. Can we address something, though, as big guys? Huh? Can we address something as bigger guys?
Starting point is 00:30:03 Yeah, you don't wear pants like that. That should be, no socks. That's illegal. Yeah, I know. Bro, that should be fucking illegal. I know. Tight pants. That's the first thing I saw.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Hold on, bro. Hold on. No. Dude. Yeah, it's not a good look. You've been hanging out with your little buddies too much. Big man. There's certain looks that are for big guys.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Bro, we just can't do it. You got many of them. I know your boundaries, bro. Pre-pans ain't it. That ain't it, bro. Nope. I'm sorry, I had to point that out. I thought that was you.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, okay. All right, Andy. What about the girl who's, like, wet her pants over here? This girl in the blue suit who looks like she just had an accident in her pants. You see that? Yeah, you see the depends. Yeah, no one's talking about that. I don't think nobody wants to talk about that.
Starting point is 00:30:52 That depends, spread a leak. I mean, bro, why do we have these people that are fucking older than dirt representing us? Nobody fucking, I don't know anybody that's a Maxine Waters fan. Is anybody? No, I don't think Maxine Waters knows. It's all fake, dude. It's all fake.
Starting point is 00:31:06 These people, these people, our government is totally corrupt. They do not represent us. They do not care about us. Yesterday we were talking about before the, we had to, for those of you that don't know, we had it, we recorded like half the show yesterday and I had to leave. But we were talking about the school shootings. Okay?
Starting point is 00:31:23 and they can end the school shootings at any time they wanted to, but they don't. Why not? The only logical conclusion that you can come to is that they want the school shootings to happen. And that goes for the left and the right, because Trump could walk in today in front of his 700 generals and, you know, brigadier generals and everybody? And you know what he could say? Say, hey, guys, I'm going to start a new program today, right now. That program is going to be to make sure that all of our schools, private and public, are protected from these lunatics.
Starting point is 00:31:56 And what we're going to do is I want you to make a list of all the great men that you have that have been discharged, okay, that have served our country. And I want you to think about the ones that could do this job to protect us from domestic terrorists who go into schools and shoot them. And he could sign an order and get everybody on board right in front of all those people. He could do that today, but they're not doing it. And the only, why? Why are we not doing it?
Starting point is 00:32:20 but we'll send $100 billion to other countries overseas. Easy. So, dude, my only conclusion is they want these things to happen. And I think people need to start waking up that the solutions could be very simply solved, but they are chosen to not be solved so that we, the people, will continue to fight, continue to argue, continue to politicize and not really notice what these people do to, you know, oppress the citizens of this country. I mean, dude, is there another country on the planet that taxes people the way they tax us here and then sends the money straight to other countries?
Starting point is 00:32:56 Like, where the fuck is that? Okay. So, you know, here's another issue too. We're everybody slaves, bro. That's the truth. People don't, people do not want to acknowledge that. We are lied about what we have here in this country. We are told it's freedom.
Starting point is 00:33:12 We are not free. We pay more than half of our taxes are earned income to taxes to the government. Okay, we work until fucking August or September for the government. All of us, all of us are government employees. We don't, people don't realize that. No. Okay. So, what is that?
Starting point is 00:33:33 If you work your whole life and you pay more than 50% of your money to tax, what is that? Slavery. Yes. It's literally, it's a different form of slavery. We're tax slaves. And this is real things until people understand. this and stop just saying well this is the way it's always been which it hasn't it hasn't
Starting point is 00:33:54 right and and but dude how do you convince someone of that that's like plugged into video games and Pokemon and fucking all this other shit distractions and porn like people don't even realize what's happening they don't realize that the reason that they can't afford the life that they want is because our government's charging them 40% more than they should on their tax yeah they never point that out they point out the rich guy or they point out whoever tells you know whoever the the villain of the day is right like well i mean dude it's the system bro for sure well but to that point it's like you know i look at this pit like the end of this video clip here a little bit more i found i got i see another issue with it because the the other part of it's not
Starting point is 00:34:38 even just the maxine waters or the heim jeffreys you got to pay attention but it's the fucking young staffers it's these kids who are running these offices bro these unilelecting officials who are in these fucking people's offices telling them what the social temp is and oh we you know like that that's who's really running the fucking country um to be completely honest now with all of that being said um because this this uh other headline also came out today um is that it's expected that over a hundred thousand federal employees are expected to quit today um hopefully did that happen um i haven't seen it just of yet but i mean it's not in the business just yet um in the business day
Starting point is 00:35:18 And what are we talking about finally drain the swamp? Yeah, because that's not, that's finally draining the swamp is arrests and executions. That's right. That's right. That is draining the swamp to, to me. Drainning the swamp to me is arresting every single treasonous person in our government, holding them accountable publicly so that this shit never happens again. I don't know what draining the swamp means to other people, but that's what it means to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Well, I mean, and not only that, like, I don't know. What's the chat think it means? many uh fucking like federal employees are there right now because i mean 100 000 in fucking shit yeah yeah for uh germane says from both sides absolutely dude absolutely i'm not this is not this is not republican democrat this is fucking people versus the system in the tyrants this is the same play that's been played out a thousand times over the course of history dude it's it's we are not enemies dude it's not it's not dude i'm gonna tell you right now the easiest way to fix this is what is to get black and white people to get together if black and white people get together which is happening by the way and it's beautiful but if black and white people get together bro these people are fucked fucked yeah completely fucked man yeah guys jumping on this conversation let's know what you guys think uh down in the comments let us know with that being said uh let's go cruise some comments shall we yeah we're only there
Starting point is 00:36:47 God dang. Oh, yeah, all right. We're doing all right. Shit. Chat's still good. You guys still good? It's about time for me to fucking bounce. Yeah, chat's still rolling.
Starting point is 00:36:55 We're good, man. Yeah, these niggas need to be thrown in the chippe. I totally agree. One thousand percent, Caldally agree. Oh, yeah. That's right. Fuck them niggers. Sit down and smoke a bowl with your brother.
Starting point is 00:37:08 My brother doesn't smoke bowls. Who said? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's real, man. But yeah, let's cruise some of these comments. Let's check some of these out. This first one is from Sheldon.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Sheldon PR. Says three sips of grape smash makes my ding-dong hard. Is that normal? I'm trying to think. When's the last time you had a grape? I'm trying to think the last time I didn't have boner. Just always there. I'm going to get me some grape right now.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I think this is switch out bro that's a black dude named Sheldon bro that's like a it's like a unicorn I'm not Daveyone dude stopped me to gas station day he's like
Starting point is 00:38:05 I know Daveyone I was right I'm like who the fuck is Daveioni Mamma me yeah that's right That's your Italian name. Is it?
Starting point is 00:38:16 American, it's Debian. Isn't that right? Decoonje. Excuse me. Excuse me, Django. Three sips, see if it worked. Sip number one on me, buddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:36 God, that grape is good, dude. Bro, grapes fire. Dang. All right. Yeah, thanks, Sheldon. Next one is from Nick Hirston. says six to seven months ahead more like six to seven years ahead that's why i watch each episode twice i have a better chance of hitting the lottery after being struck by lightning than
Starting point is 00:38:56 andy missing do you been trying to tell motherfuckers i like nick nick's good nick's on the team next good all right now last one um DJ uh sucks the meat off that bone type of guy to eat a banana for the shape that's fucking funny dude the type of guy to eat a banana for the shape that's a good burn you just walk up to someone and say you know what you look like you look like a type of guy that eats a banana I do you eat banana what's the proper I don't eat bananas I don't I don't like bananas I don't like them I like banana bread, but I don't like bananas. Just state bananas.
Starting point is 00:39:47 It's like mush. It's like just mush. No, you got to get a ripe one, like a good one. You like bananas? I like banana pudding. We got some good banana pudding. We were down there in Austin. I like banana pudding.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah, that was that, what was that, what was that place called? I can't think of it. It's called the Stitch? No. Switch. Switch. Switch barbecue. Yep, the Switch.
Starting point is 00:40:13 It was fucking good. Pretty fucking good. Yeah. They gave us, brought over all that fucking dude comes out. He goes, are you, Andy?
Starting point is 00:40:21 And I'm like, yeah, he goes, then you must be DJ. Yeah. We're like, yeah, he goes,
Starting point is 00:40:26 you guys need to quit taking it easy on all these fuckers. He's like 90. Yeah. And then he's like, y'all want some bread pudding? We're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah, hell yeah, dude. I can't wait, dude. Next time we go down there, I'm going to go there again. That place was fucking. bro that fucking didn't we get the queso i don't know it was whatever it was that place was good
Starting point is 00:40:48 it was good anyway but guys no we appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans as always keep liking commenting uh make sure you guys are subscribed and follow us wherever you guys find us with that being said headline number two um you got to talk about some ice updates uh there's some pretty cool stuff happening here um you got border patrol they've been activated throughout the country specifically right now in the city of Chicago brotherly love isn't that what they call it
Starting point is 00:41:18 Chicago Brotherly Love right that's Philadelphia oh yeah same same yeah Trump vows Border Patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds march into downtown Chicago so you got armed
Starting point is 00:41:33 federal agents in full tactical gear to send it on downtown Chicago for the latest immigration crackdown as President Trump one border patrol will take no nonsense um so they've been running um they've been going there's actually some pretty cool clips of them out there too um like dude look like actually me pull this up now they're they are in the fucking river bro they're in the river in boats
Starting point is 00:41:59 look at this at chicago in Chicago in Chicago in the boats well I don't think that's a river, isn't it? Like just a canal or something? Yeah, why are they in the river? I mean, don't they swim? Just presents, I guess. Yeah, I mean, they're in the boat. They're in the streets.
Starting point is 00:42:30 They got heckled. They're obviously getting heckled, but check this clip out. This just came out. You got a crazy left communist lunatic. Let's watch this. Cowards. Soros, look at all the fucking cowards. of our city they kidnapped families they're not fucking families they destroyed families
Starting point is 00:42:48 they're infected two children just in all right um yeah i mean you got that you got that now of the immigrants they're not of the immigration stuff i know we've got that now with all of the immigration stuff. I know we've covered, too, a couple of, I mean, maybe a while ago when that 18-wheeler accident, they killed that family, right? And we talked about all these illegal migrants with driver's licenses and stuff and, you know, driving for these companies. Well, you got, let's go to Oklahoma. Oklahoma governor announces 130 illegal alien truck drivers arrested and they stink with one of the CDL's reading, no name given on the license, on the ID itself.
Starting point is 00:43:41 So this just came out. The roads just got safer in Oklahoma. So on Monday, Republican governor of Oklahoma, Kevin Stitt, announced that 130 illegal immigrant truck drivers were arrested in the statewide sting. It's announced on the Oklahoma Highway Patrol alongside ICE, arrested the illegal commercial truck drivers on I-40 in western Oklahoma. He tweeted this out. this was the governor's tweet he says if new york wants to hand out cdl so illegal immigrants with no name given that's on them the moment they cross into oklahoma they answer to our laws ohhp performed an enforcement action along i40 and apprehended 125 illegal immigrants this is
Starting point is 00:44:29 keeping oklahomans safe um that's insane bro no name given bro so i don't i mean And I'm trying to do some digging on this, but so you see that star on the top right of the ID there. Yep. So apparently that's the mark of like the real ID, uh, allegedly like, I mean, every state's going to have like its own little thing, but that's supposed to be a real ID from New York State. How does an illegal migrant get this? How does this happen? So I don't know if like it's a fake ID, right?
Starting point is 00:45:05 Um, but if it's a, and if it's a fake ID, okay cool easy to fucking get off the internet no big deal but if that's a real fucking ID that's a problem it's a massive problem but either way it sounds like Oklahoma's on board and not not going for the bullshit man what do you got on this dude? I mean I don't understand why anyone would allow this anywhere at any place anytime any state
Starting point is 00:45:31 in this country any person who's driving a vehicle with no name given like it's so mind-boggling dude I can't even like what are we talking about right so does this is this something that they printed at home or is this something they officially got I don't know now I saw I saw one like I was you know read on Twitter I saw this one thread it was talking about like oh well that's what they give them when they have like you know their names are like
Starting point is 00:45:58 Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad right and so like they just put that instead of like having to put all of that there I don't know how true that is, but again, the problem is this is a person that's not supposed to be here. How did they get an ID in the first place? I don't really, you know what I'm saying? So like whether no name given is fake or how, like it doesn't really fucking matter. The problem, the issue at hand is how the fuck did he get the ID? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:24 How did he get the ID? What do you think should be the consequences? Because, okay, like, let's have a real discussion on this. But what do you think the consequences should be for these trucking companies? For the companies that are, you know, knowingly, because there's no way you don't know. I think they should lose all of their certifications. Okay. Same opinion.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Yeah. They should be shut down. Seize that truck. Yeah. Sees the cargo. Yeah. Sees all of that shit. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Because you're contributing to the downfall of this country. I have a problem with that. If it's knowingly done. Yeah. If they're doing it knowingly. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:00 For sure, I mean, like, but I just have a hard time feeling like, or thinking that, like, there's no way that they don't. Okay. Well, let's say this. You know what I'm saying? Let's say Muhammad Muhammad went out and got a ID that was fake. Yeah. That said Muhammad Muhammad on it, right? And it looked real, looked legit, but he fucking had his, you know, buddy printed out on a computer.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Right. Yeah, right. I mean, you, you, that's the individual, okay? Yeah. If the trucking company is actually allowing this as a. strategy, I think that's, I think that's the company. That's how I see it. Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah. I mean, because like, that's the biggest thing. I mean, like, you know, and it's a challenge that I know a lot of business owners are facing, especially like in the production side of the stuff in the country because, like, they use the cheap labor. They, you know, in this country, they'll rather, you know, have some migrants, be paying them under the table. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Like, it's a big problem. Yeah, that's against the law, bro. Like, you can't pay someone cash. Like here in Missouri, I'm pretty sure the rule's still the same, but if you get caught paying someone cash, okay, like let's say you work for me and instead of you getting a paycheck, I pay you cash. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:13 And I pay you the full amount without the tax and I'm giving you the cash. If you turn around and report me to the Department of Labor, I have to pay you three times as much back on a check on the books. on top of the cash you already gave them? Yes. Damn. That's how they catch people doing that. So you can't do that.
Starting point is 00:48:35 So if they're doing that, then those migrants probably don't know the rules because if they knew the rules, they could fucking squeeze their employer. Maybe, but they're illegal. So that's what protects them about doing it. That's the leverage there. Right. Yeah, dude, I don't, man, like, it's got to be something like, dude, who's going to clean our toilets? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:48:55 Like that, like, obviously that's a joke. That's what these left is saying. but like dude like we cannot have that like i think we all as americans we have to get to a stage where no matter how unpalatable it may seem but we have to get back to a real fucking standard that's taking care of our neighbors our actual neighbors actual american neighbors not just people who should not be here no listen dude listen if you're if you're american citizen and you're born here uh and you you you know like or you immigrated legally there's no fucking problem yeah no problem But this is all about, you know, this is like everything that they politicize, right?
Starting point is 00:49:33 Like they're trying to make it seem like, for example, like, dude, I saw Nick Fuentes talking about this, okay? And it was a very logical, real conversation. He was saying Americans belong here. People, same thing we say all the time. People who come here illegally, you got to get the fuck out. If you don't want to assimilate to the American culture, get the fuck out. If you want to, you know, say death to America and all this shit, get the fuck out. That's not unreasonable.
Starting point is 00:50:03 That's not extremism. That is a reasonable thought that anybody in any country that has a working brain would agree with. And they try to manipulate the language to make it seem like people are saying, anybody who's not white is not welcome here. That's not fucking, that is not what he's saying. That's not what anybody, that's not what I'm saying. I'm sure there's people saying that. But I don't agree with those people, right. You know, right.
Starting point is 00:50:33 And I think, you know, this is just another thing that we're twisting the language around. And if we're being real, dude, most of the people who are experiencing the federal presence are grateful for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And they're making up a narrative that they aren't. And dude, you know what's interesting?
Starting point is 00:50:58 John Fetterman, who was a guy that we trashed, dude. Like, we trashed this dude. Turns out he's got the most common sense of anybody over there. And he's like, hey, why would you guys want crime? What are you guys doing? Like, he's making, like, you know, I was wrong about the dude. Like, real talk. I think that he has more sense and they thought he would have.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Hey, man, I have no problem saying I was wrong about somebody. And, like, I thought, I thought differently about him until, you know, he speaks. When I hear him speak as a Democrat, he sounds like one of the old Democrats that, you know, when I was 20 years old, that's what Democrats sounded like. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, you know, I, look, I think, I think we all have to unplug ourselves from these teams, dude. This is not your favorite football team. This is not your favorite baseball team.
Starting point is 00:51:53 This is the people who we pay a lot of our money to run the government and protect us and do the things that are in our favor. They're not doing them. And the reason that they're able to do the things that they do that are not in our favor is because we all treat politics as if it's a sports team. Like, dude, that's not how it should be. Like we should be able to say, I don't like this about this guy and this guy. I don't like this move. Now, I still would have voted for that guy, but I don't like that. I don't agree with that.
Starting point is 00:52:24 It doesn't mean that I hate the guy. You know, and if you go to the other side and, you know, you should be able to say the same things. Hey, that was a good move. That was not a good move. And if because we can't do that, we've kind of lost the plot, right? Like it's become this versus, you know, and like this big, and it's not how it should be, bro. We should all be able to sit down.
Starting point is 00:52:49 And the reason it's become that way is because one is propagated that way. two, a lot of people are afraid. They hear this fear mongering from, let's be real, from the left on the left media, which is 98% left leaning of how, you know, people are going to get erased and they're trying to terrorize people and it's Nazis and it's Hitler and it's this and it's that. And dude, it scares the fuck out of people. And then it creates a situation where those people are afraid to even have a conversation with someone, and the first thing they go to, because let's be real, dude,
Starting point is 00:53:27 most of these people are not fucking super intelligent, okay? And I'm not saying that to rip. I'm saying that as just a matter of fact. And that's why they go to calling names so quick. You know what I'm saying? You should be able to have a reasonable conversation with people about like, let's say for Trump, right? And by the way, this goes for the other side too, because, you know, I say things critical of Trump and people get pissed off. They're like, you know, if I say, say things that are good about Trump. People get pissed off. It's like, dude. You suck as nuts. No, dude. Like, I'm saying what I like and what I don't like. And I don't understand, you know, I think really it comes down to the more people don't speak like that because it doesn't get
Starting point is 00:54:05 the clicks and the views and the fucking drama that social media rewards. You know, and then when we think about like social media as a whole, it's not conducive anymore to actual conversations. And I can tell you the minute that changed, it changed when they started allowing people to like people's comments okay it went from having a discussion to who can burn or roast or own the other team with their comments so now in the comments section have we seen any real discussions in the comments sections no i i've barely ever see it dude i see i see people just trying to fucking one up each other and dude that erodes the ability to connect which erodes the ability to solve problems together which creates division which benefits them hurts us and so I think it's very important
Starting point is 00:54:55 that while I have been saying very strongly and I agree I still believe this we cannot take any shit you cannot turn the cheek you cannot let bygones be bygones and you can't like give people you cannot respect and tolerate people who will not respect and tolerate you now with that being said. If someone's willing to sit down and have a conversation, we should be having conversations. But conversations, not political violence, not riots, not fucking temper tantrums, not this bullshit that we see all over the TV. And dude, you know, until we can get back to a point where it's like, all right, we can have a talk. Nothing's going to change. But I think part of the reason that we can't do that, I posted about this on my story last night.
Starting point is 00:55:45 is that communism as a whole is intolerant to any other method. You know, a lot of people think of communism and they think, well, communism is just another thing like, you know, like being a Republican or being a Democrat or being a libertarian. It's not. It's a completely different thing because communism depends and thrives upon people submitting 100% to the narrative. and if they don't, they're evil and they're eliminated. There's no bipartisanship in common. They don't allow it.
Starting point is 00:56:19 And the way they get in power is by leveraging that, okay? You're not all hearing my ideas. I deserve to have a seat at the table. But every time they're given a seat at the table, it ends up the same way. A lot of people fucking get killed. There's nothing on it.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Right. So, yeah, that's true. They starve. So it's, you know, it's a predatory concept that people just truly don't understand. and you can't converse with people like that. When I say converse with people,
Starting point is 00:56:49 I mean people that are not insane. Yeah, no. It's not possible, man. Chat, what we got, man. King Cicello. Left versus right is low IQ. Okay, look, it's just Jews. Turn off the TV.
Starting point is 00:57:09 You don't get it, dude. You don't even understand what you're saying when you say that you don't get it okay fucking Netanyahu's not even a real Jew okay he's not Semetic he's a fucking guy who converted the fucking runs the country with a bunch of other criminals like when you say that that's right he's Polish
Starting point is 00:57:30 and when you say that when you say it's the Jews you're doing exactly what they want you to do they want you to generalize an entire group of people so that they can hide behind it They don't want you to say their name. They don't want you to point them out. They want to be able to say, you criticize me, therefore you hate all Jews, which is a complete fucking misrepresentation of what's going on.
Starting point is 00:57:54 And because people want to, they want to say racy things or they want to say things that are, that are, yeah, that's not an insult to the Polish people, bro. Trust me, we know he's different. Polish people are badass. my point fuck I've lost my track my point is that that's what they want you to do correct and we have to be smarter than that
Starting point is 00:58:18 it's a very lazy argument to say that and it's divisive and it causes more problems than it does good if we really want to solve the problem we can't generalize like that we have to call people out by their names 100% bro so like it's the same argument people give like you know oh it's all black people no it's not all black people
Starting point is 00:58:36 in fact it's a very it's a very it's niggas It's not what it's not. No, it's not, man. No, but real shit. And they use that tool. They've used that tool, that same exact tool to hide under that umbrella. They do with everything. What's the chat saying? You know? I mean, dude, you guys got to understand that, man. It's got to be an intelligent argument if we want to solve the problem. We can't, that's right. Cash is correct. Bro cash. Generalizing is a communist psychological warfare tool. No different than cancel. culture, no different than political correctness, no difference than any of these other weapons that they've put in play over the last, you know, 20 years in our society. So we have to be smarter than they are because if we just fucking say that, then we're doing exactly the play. We're running the play they want to run because then they can say, oh, we're the victims, we're this. Look at us. And dude, that's just not going to solve the problem. It's going to cause more death, more destruction of innocent people who are not fucking bad.
Starting point is 00:59:39 people so you know that's real man yeah and like dude i'm just not you will never i know because i dude every time we have the chat right there's always people or in the comments they'll say things just say it's and they think i'm like afraid to say something motherfucker you think i'm afraid of anything right i ain't afraid of fucking anything bro right okay if i'm saying something it's because i'm saying it because that's what i believe and it would be very easy for me to come on here and be like like a lot of other people and be like oh it's the fucking jews i don't believe that So when you like when you comment back to me and you say oh he just doesn't understand No you're not understanding you need to dig deeper into what's going on this is not surface level
Starting point is 01:00:19 shit no no hit listen Twitter isn't your history books guys no dude the internet is not the history books now a lot of the history that people believe about this situation is true yeah but it still does not it's 50% of israel hates fucking netanyahu bro just like half the country or hates whoever's in present to hear. Right. Okay, so those 50% are evil fucks. Yeah, right. Because you don't have a smart enough brain to dictate what the actual problem is.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Exactly. You see what I'm saying? No, it's real, bro. It's real, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, though, man. Let us know what you guys think. It's not conducive to reality, dude. And here's why.
Starting point is 01:00:58 We live in a country that is filled with people of different skin tones and different religions and different beliefs. There is no undoing that, no matter how much you want that. to happen the only way for us to get out of this problem is for us to fix the culture which starts with understanding that we are not enemies black people white people Latino people gay people straight we are not fucking enemies dude the enemy is up there in Washington DC and they manipulate and they they they oppress and they lie and they cheat and they steal and they divide and we have to be smarter than that the only way that we can
Starting point is 01:01:36 never get our country back is by uniting and fixing the culture. The culture. Culture is upstream from politics. That means whatever the culture demands, politics will produce. So how do we fix culture? Well, we fix culture by the individual. The individual fixed cultures. I went on a little rant about this yesterday before we had to leave the show. But if you're not doing your part to live the life of what you believe an American should be, meaning a fit person and a wealthy person, person, an intelligent person, a good productive member of society, a good neighbor, a good brother, a good sister, someone who doesn't take any shit. If you're not living that, bro, you're the problem. And that's what people do not understand.
Starting point is 01:02:20 We all are the problem. All of us in certain ways. And it is our duty to try and fix those holes so collectively we can get our country back. It's not about fucking politics, bro. It's about the way we behave. If we fix this, politics will be okay. yes but that's hard that takes effort that takes fucking you know sweating and it takes eating shit you don't want to eat it takes a mindset shift it takes a lot of shit and people don't
Starting point is 01:02:47 want to do that they just want to fucking say something and have it be done and so it makes me concerned that like maybe this isn't a problem that can be solved because people are too far gone dude like how do you not like how does someone not put together what I just said like we all have a role in this dude all of us what's the chat saying well I like cash yeah cash cash cash got it cash might be beating out Paul corn bro yeah if more he's right though okay he's right if more human beings got off social media actually became leaders within their communities most of these bullshit problems can be solved within a matter of weeks 100% but it's not even
Starting point is 01:03:31 getting off social media bro it's actually social media is a wonderful tool to show people that you're making these changes and inspire them yeah for sure so you know anyway I think what it comes down to too bro it's integrity bro because what do you know when nobody's looking that's what it comes down to when it ain't fucking posted
Starting point is 01:03:47 you know what I'm saying you ain't got the camera you ain't that's the shit that really fucking changes the fucking world yeah but yeah I like hey oh bro you gotta step your game my bro I think cash might be beating you out bro oh and he's a cat hold on bro can we bring cash in real quick hold on cash come here
Starting point is 01:04:05 come around me fellow missyorean you got on mute cash come on cash don't fuck this up cash we're counting on you cash yo yo all right fellow missurian can hear me
Starting point is 01:04:26 yeah I can hear you can hear me yes sir yes sir fellow in the Troy Troy Missouri okay you know yeah Paul you're out bro Paul you're out
Starting point is 01:04:36 you're out dog I'm sorry no I cash you're spot on bro I love your Andy is a spaghetti Jew oh fuck you also half black so I got to get more
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Starting point is 01:05:39 guys think with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three um i think there's actually a great topic on this transition uh because the thing with the unity bro is where people got to remember is they're never going to stop trying to divide and you're never going to get everybody in the unity it won't be everybody yeah it will not ever be fucking everybody but I think the important thing though is you got to like just remember you got to see through the bullshit and how hard they try um and so I want to think they're losing though I think people are waking up dude well oh no for sure yeah I mean like I see it in my DMs dude I get people that like apologize to me for like man I stopped following you like I used to follow
Starting point is 01:06:18 you for business and then when you like started talking about what was going on I stopped following you because I didn't agree but you know I want to you know they're coming around you Oh, for sure. Well, and the people who, I, do you know, you guys heard the metaphor of like the ants in the jar, right? Yeah. There's red ants, black ants, you know, fighting each other. But like, the real problem is like, we got to figure out who the fuck's shaking it. Well, we know who's shaking it.
Starting point is 01:06:41 And I think what's cool, bro, is you start seeing that the people who are trying to shake that fucking jar are getting destroyed. Not only that, dude. Eventually people get tired of getting their jar shook. That's real. That's a fucking problem. You know, eventually people are like, wait a minute. No, you aren't doing this. It's not you.
Starting point is 01:06:57 It's not you, bro. Yeah. So, and that's what we're coming to, and I like that. I love it, bro. It's a good place to be. I love it. But yeah, so let's start off headline number three, because I saw this video. It's absolutely heartbreaking, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:09 But we have to remember, dude, real talk. That tolerance cannot fucking extend to people with communist ideology. No. It cannot extend to people who got, listen, I cannot make this point strong enough. You cannot tolerate people that will not tolerate you. This is how every genocide in the history of, of the globe has ever happened, dude. The people who commit the genocide
Starting point is 01:07:30 utilize people's acceptance and tolerance and goodwill and good heart against them until they're in power and then they fucking kill them. There's zero tolerance. Yes, 100% dude. And I know people say, oh, that sounds extreme. It is extreme. But it's happened many times. And it happened many
Starting point is 01:07:47 times in the 1900s, dude, over and over and over again. So, and Trump said this yesterday about his, he's like, about the guy in New York. Madonna or whatever. Yeah. He's like, dude, he's not going to get any federal funding. Communism doesn't work. It hasn't worked for a thousand years, and he's going to prove it again.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I mean, he's correct. I just hate to see a city as amazing as New York fucked with because of this guy. Yeah. Yeah, bro. But, yeah, so let's start out. Let's start this headline out, this section out. I saw this video, dude. It absolutely crushed me. Um, there was, uh, this clip, this headline reads, grieving dad slams lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughters suspected career criminal killer. Um, so this was in North Carolina. Um, the father's name is Stephen Federico.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Um, his daughter, Logan, uh, Federico was killed. Uh, now this was a couple of months before, uh, the Charlotte Light Rail attack. His daughter was killed at the hands of a repeat of. fender. And let's check this clip out. Let's check it out. Yeah. Think about your child coming home from a night out with their friends, laying down, going to sleep, feeling somebody coming in the room and wake them, and drag her out of bed, naked, forced on her knees with her hands over her head, begging for her hands over her head, begging for her life.
Starting point is 01:09:24 She was five foot three. She weighed 115 pounds. Bang! Dead. Gone. Why? Because Alexander Devante Dickie, who was arrested 39 God-Barre times,
Starting point is 01:09:45 25 felonies, was on the street. You will be sick and tired of my face and my voice until this gets fixed. I will fight until my last breath for my daughter. Stop protecting the people that keep taking them from us. Please. You have the power. We put you in the power to do what you have to do.
Starting point is 01:10:13 We're asking you. We're begging you all to stop this. Yeah, he's too nice. I mean, it was about a four-minute mile. Yeah, I saw the whole thing. Yeah, Fox shot. Bro, fucking... Dude, it's sick.
Starting point is 01:10:28 It's sick, man. Judges need to be start being held liable for this. For sure. Yeah. They need to be. Yeah. The judges and the fucking prosecutors. All of them.
Starting point is 01:10:37 If you allow someone who is a prior violent convict to go free for any reason whatsoever and they hurt someone, you should be held liable for you. Yeah. You're guilty by association. of my eyes, bro. And there should be, I don't think there should be any wiggle room for them to prosecute violent offenders
Starting point is 01:11:01 that are repeat violent offenders. No. I don't even know if I would say for violent offenses even once outside of like, I'm talking about like armed criminal action. I'm not talking about like fist fights. Yeah, or salt. Right. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about violent
Starting point is 01:11:14 weapons, sexual violence, those kind of things. And, um, pedophilia. Which I know. a little bit about bro I got stabbed in the fucking face okay and when I was 23 years old a lot of you guys don't know that I got stab in the face here here here and in my back okay I know what violent crime is like and I know what it can do to your fucking psyche and I know how it can affect your life and I can't fucking imagine raising a daughter for 20 years and then having some piece of fucking
Starting point is 01:11:44 shit who should be in prison and probably dead all right execute them like that like i that like that's third world shit bro and you know we keep hearing these sediments about tough on crime well when is that going to happen when is that going to happen you know um matt walsh it's so interesting too matt walsh comes out and he's like i think these people should be put to death yeah i've been saying that for six years and then like it gets a bunch of like like fanfare it's like yeah no shit someone's been saying that for years and years and years yeah you know like anyway no it's it's sick now now now other thing too like you know because this was supposed to be a policy meeting about all the soft on policy shit right
Starting point is 01:12:37 and just to show you guys how much or really how little these fucking people actually give a shit, one of the, uh, the, one of the congresswoman on the panel, um, didn't even know the right victim and she confused his daughter with Ivanka, the, the girl got stabbed in the train. Bro, check this clip out. Long before this hearing, particularly, my daughter, this isn't Irene. Oh, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:08 I am so sorry. This is Logan Federica. Thank you so much for bringing that. Thank you. Thank you, sir. I am so sorry for you. I'm yeah, I confused her with the other like you see her with her fucking nose up acting like she's some kind of going to deliver some sort of Martin Luther King's speech until she realized she was wrong. Yeah, bro bullshit bro. Yeah. Now again, the the point of this this long before. No, bitch. Yeah. They fucking killed this girl. You guys fucking let him go
Starting point is 01:13:45 Fuck you I don't want to hear about 200 years ago or a hundred years ago or fucking week ago No, no matter No matter no I don't know how that dad just sat there with these people bro like I I mean look I think he composed himself very well And I feel fucking horrible for that dude, but dude here's the thing man and again because like the whole point of this bro We need unity and where the where is uh where is anybody standing up on that side being like bro Like, you know what I would love to see?
Starting point is 01:14:15 Why don't we see anybody back there on the other side of the table? For those of you listening, the victim is sitting on one side and there's a table of people on the other side. How come nobody on that side of the table stands up and be like, you motherfuckers fucking allowed this and starts calling out his own fucking people for it? Yeah. Yeah. We don't see, we don't ever see that.
Starting point is 01:14:34 We don't see that in Washington. We don't see that in any of these, like, like nothing. Like, never do people, never will people stand. up and say the right thing well and then the thing is bro like I said my whole point in this is that again we we do need unity with people who are we are able to actually unite with but we have to be able to see through the bullshit and through the the the jar shaking if you will because the crazy thing like this clip you know this this topic was going viral and then one of our favorite people decided to make a comment and this is what Hillary Clinton had
Starting point is 01:15:12 to say. She rips white men of a certain religion and sparks backlash. So she went on a MSNBC and basically again said white men are the problem in this whole nation. Let's just watch the clip. Don't take my words for it. And I am proud of the fact that we have always been a work in progress. You know, we haven't gotten to the more perfect union and we fought a civil war over part of it. And people have been protesting, you know, for hundreds of years. that, you know, things were not as they should be, given our ideals and how we should be moving toward them. So I think that's what makes us so special as a country. And the idea that you could turn the clock back and try to recreate a world that never was dominated by, you know,
Starting point is 01:16:05 let's say it, white men of a certain persuasion, a certain religion, a certain point of view, a certain ideology, it's just doing such damage to what we should be aiming for. And we were on the path toward that. I mean, imperfectly, lots of, you know, bumps along the way. But I agree with you, we were on the right trajectory. How so? How so? How are we on the right trajectory?
Starting point is 01:16:31 How is this white people's fault? How is it white men's fault? White Christian. Hold on. How? Specifically. How? She can't answer that.
Starting point is 01:16:39 It's, we're a threat. To your agenda, you know, yeah, she's a fucking witch, bro. I think she's the most evil person in our, in, I think in the realm of politics, I think she is the number one most evil person, maybe even above Obama. Mm-hmm. Real talk. Yeah. Well, it wasn't just her that decided to get in and try to shake the jar after those
Starting point is 01:17:02 videos come out because, again, you know, we see what's happening in the real world, but we got to be reminded, bro. Like, bro, people aren't buying that what she said anymore. Nobody's buying it. He's buying that. Black people aren't buying that. Well, it's funny you say that Don Lemon decided to also make a statement today. Shogh.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Let's check this out. Men who look like you, men who vote like you, and men who sound like you. White men, something is broken. Something is cracked deep inside when so many of you believe the answer to fear, to loss, to change is. is violence. Are you listening to me? I hope I'm saying it loud enough for the people in the back. How much violence goes through his colon by white men?
Starting point is 01:17:59 He must a guy hit extra hard last night. His colonized by violent white man. Well, here's the deal. Come on, man. Um, every single person that understands math understands that that's fucking actually, uh, the opposite. That's what I'm dude. That's what is the jar shaking, bro. How many videos, and I'm not saying this to fucking stir shit up, but we see 20 videos for
Starting point is 01:18:23 everyone of black people fucking killing white people or beating the fuck out of them or fucking jumping them or this or that or running through a store and fucking this and that and this and I've said this on the show. You've said this on the show. It's a statistical reality. this what he just said is a hundred percent applicable to young black men okay and that's a problem we should all worry about that's not that's not a problem that we say oh this doesn't exist what's a problem we should all want to address and fix correct it doesn't
Starting point is 01:18:58 it doesn't help the young black men committing the crimes no it doesn't help the young black men that they disproportionately commit the crimes against you know um it ain't bringing Stephen and Federico, his daughter back. No. And Don Lemon's a fucking idiot, dude. He's so... Like... Oh, listen.
Starting point is 01:19:15 They know the game. Listen, they know the game, okay? You guys got to understand. The reason that people say things like this isn't necessarily because they believe them. It's because it's so outrageous that it gets views and likes and shares. And it creates controversy, which indirectly or directly puts him... into some sort of relevancy. And so because of the way that the internet has been created
Starting point is 01:19:43 and the way social media works and the way culture's been bent to value attention over substance and depth, I mean, have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Okay, idiotocracy is a very good metaphor for what's happening in society right now. It's a terrible movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:01 But it's about this dude who is a regular guy And they want to do a test on him and the test gets messed up. So they're going to freeze him for one year. And he ends up getting frozen for 500 years. And he wakes up and this guy's kind of a dumbass like in today's world. But in the 500 year world, he's a genius. Okay. And it's worth watching it until you like kind of understand what's going on because it's very parallel to what's happening in society.
Starting point is 01:20:33 You know, people are being enraged and dumbed down. and blunted with porn and all of this like shit and when we're living in the in the in the initial phases of this happening because when don lemon says things like that he's not saying things like that to be productive or solve a problem he's saying things like that for his own self relevance and his own paycheck well and people use them for confirmation bias too bro because people see him as all that is a trusted source of the media exactly Exactly. Right. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, you know, yeah. No, Don Lemon said it. See, black guy said it's not black people. It's white people. Even black guy said it. You know, it's like, shut the fuck up. Don Lemon's a terrible human being. He's also on the, he's also the one who's been running up and down the street trying to convince people that Charlie Kirk deserved to get killed. And he can't produce one fucking second of hateful speech or any sort. And by the way, hate speech is not a real thing. That's called the truth. Okay. And, and. This idea that just because you don't like what people say means that they can't say it is insane, all right?
Starting point is 01:21:46 And words are not violence. Violence is violence. And all of these things need to be reset in our society to have a functioning society. Those are communist tactics to change the way that people believe and think and operate in a civilization. And it's psychological warfare. So when we think about like how we address arguments or how we receive information or what we need to do as people, we need to realize that none of these people actually believe the things they're saying. They're either being paid to say it or they're saying it out of self-preservation because they need to be relevant to get paid. You know, Don Lemon, well, who the fuck is Don Lemon without saying that?
Starting point is 01:22:23 We're not even talking about him. Right. You see what I'm saying? Right. So it's total bullshit and it creates a lot of damage and it does confirm people's unsurbed. certainty or biases um and that happens on both sides if you watch hannity he does the same shit same exact thing yeah i mean it's well henny said we need to go to war yeah fucking right yeah yeah it's the same bullshit man how come how come these motherfuckers that say that can never
Starting point is 01:22:48 properly articulate the benefits that israel does for us how come that can never be properly oh come on it's biblical endy it's not actually biblical it's not biblical yeah that's a lie it's it's it's a lot of lies and we never hear anything like okay this is why this is why you're supposed to do it this is why we should why it's a good idea all you hear is there are our greatest ally america wouldn't exist without them it's the two there are strategic partners in the middle east i mean would you want the muslims or well so why the fuck are they bombing the shit of everybody over there and kind of a bunch of bullshit you know like today i saw a comment on one of my videos going around and it said at this and it was talking about me it said at this point
Starting point is 01:23:38 this guy's a Muslim apologist what are you talking about what are you talking about a Muslim apologist I don't draw any loyalty to any generalization religion or race it's good people bad people um and by the way you know I wanted to say but I didn't have time to argue with someone on the internet like I never do but I wanted to be like who taught you that yeah where did you hear that Muslims were bad. Where did you, where did you hear that they were all terrorists? Who, who put that message out and why? Right. Have you met anybody? Yeah. And by the, and then, you know, the same person left a second comment on the post that said, you know, tell that to the Westerners in, in, uh, in, uh, Western Europe who are being invaded by, you know, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 01:24:23 and I'm like, yeah, well, who's allowing that? Who's propagating that? Who's, who wants that? You see what I'm saying? Makes you think. Yeah. Makes you ponder. People just, don't think deep enough bro and then they form this solid opinion and you know fuck it's it's hard to it's really hard because I was one of those people I was a person after 9-11 where I was like fucking turn these motherfuckers into glass yeah kill them all I didn't give a fuck bro all I saw was those planes hit that tower and I was fucking pissed and I wanted something they gave us an enemy that correct and they manufactured it yeah and you know uh my Muslims, you know, there, a lot of people don't understand Muslims, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Like, you know, a big thing that came around during that time was that a lot of Muslims were getting obviously discriminated against very heavily. And they would always say, Muslim is a, is a religion of peace, you know? And generally it is. Yeah. And people, you know, they say, what about the terrorists? Well, I don't know. What was done to make them feel that way? what was done to them to make them act out in that way
Starting point is 01:25:33 where does this terrorism usually occur usually occurs right around Israel okay so there's two sides to every story is the point and I think we have to understand that we cannot just lump fucking everybody in these groups dude not all Muslims are terrorists not all fucking Jews are bad they're not all these like sneaky little dudes that like do all like that's not the truth not all white people are fucking uh you know burning crosses on the fucking weekends or whatever right not all not not all fucking indians own 7 11s man not all of them you know only smart ones
Starting point is 01:26:12 so you know we got to stop that shit that's real man we guys jumping on this conversation man we'll love to see what you guys have to say uh let us know down in the comments what you guys think how you guys are doing you guys hanging in there somebody said just most of them What about Henry Ford? What about him? I understand what Henry Ford thought. What do you say? Like, dude, Paul keeps throwing up all these famous people like Winston Churchill.
Starting point is 01:26:40 Winston Churchill was not a fucking hero, bro. You got to read into what he was all about. Okay? You know, what about Henry Ford? Henry Ford did fucking, you know, Henry Ford was someone who was very smart. He also made very similar arguments to what I'm saying now that are collectivized, you know, in language like, all Jews. So, I mean, like, bro, it's, you know, not all Indians own 7-Eleven, but all 7-Eleven's are owned by Indians.
Starting point is 01:27:10 Not wrong. You might have to fact-check that. So, I love it, man. I love it, man. Well, guys, we got to get to our final segment, though. You know, dude, there's story. You guys, you know, you think Winston Churchill is one of these great leaders of the world, bro. There's a lot of things you don't know. There's a lot of things you don't know, bro. Would a great leader of the world bomb a country for 30 fucking days with with zero fucking reserve when the other country has not done anything to them? Would that, is that good leadership?
Starting point is 01:27:43 Yeah. There's a lot of things that motherfucker did. Would a, would a great leader bomb the supply routes to concentration camps so that people fucking couldn't get supplies? Would you do that? Okay. There's a lot of things that motherfucker did that people don't fucking talk about. and they say oh Winston Churchill he's got the Churchill cigar and look at he's a great leader yeah who's writing the fucking history I was just about to say that bro I was just about to say that
Starting point is 01:28:08 just because somebody calls him good doesn't mean he's good and just because somebody tells you this is your enemy the amount of understanding of history is like non-existent you know what I'm saying no no that's real I mean bro if you want the truth hiding in books nobody reads man nobody cares they don't care about knowing the truth they care about being right and that is the problem in our country and it's a problem in the world it's the reason that most people can't be successful because they're too worried about being right versus what's right a successful organization doesn't i don't give a fuck if my idea is the best idea i don't give a shit if sal thinks of the greatest idea or jason or chris or
Starting point is 01:28:49 fucking uh anybody who could be the guy on the first fucking day okay there's no ego when it comes to winning and that goes for a company and it goes for a country and it goes for a country and it goes for everything. And, you know, when we as a society are more worried about being right and owning people and say, look, I'm right, than we are about solving the problem. The problem can never be solved. Yeah. That's real, bro.
Starting point is 01:29:15 That's real, man. Guys, jump in this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where I bring a headline in. We talk about it. We vote on it.
Starting point is 01:29:28 It gets one of the. two options um so with that being said uh you know i had that snake in my truck the other day um let's do something on snakes okay yeah uh headline reads moment wild python slithers across grandmother's legs as she sleeps on the sofa unaware of lurking danger um side note this also happens to my wife every night oh all right that was way in my head. Yeah. This is the moment
Starting point is 01:30:01 a wild python slithers across her grandmother's legs as she sleeps on a sofa unaware of the lurking danger. The woman appears to shoe off what she thought was a cat
Starting point is 01:30:10 while she is asleep before getting the shock of her life as she wakes up to spot the serpent on the other side of the room. Let's check this clip out. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:30:23 That's someone's pet? No, it's wild, bro. That's a decent size, well guy, too. Use the flashlight. You know she's old. She's not using a flashlight. She's using just the face of the camera. What's she doing? She's trying to see? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:00 She never saw. I don't think she did. Holy shit, man. Where do pythons get in people's houses? Oh, bro. Everywhere, bro. Where? Fucking shit.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Thailand, Australia. But not here, right? I mean, you've had something in your fucking garage. That's different. That's a little bitty snake. That was venomous snakes. What was a python? You had fucking, fucking...
Starting point is 01:31:22 Copperheads. Yeah, cotton. Yeah, cotton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The pythons, though. Bro, it was weird.
Starting point is 01:31:30 I had to kill that. I don't like killing animals. I had to kill that copperhead. Yeah. And like, dude, when I cut its head off, it, like, looked at me for, like, two minutes. Like, tongue kept sticking out and shit. Made me feel bad. Why'd you do this?
Starting point is 01:31:42 Yeah. Made me feel bad. Yeah, bro. Look how big these things get. I mean, it was looking at me, dude. Like, I could tell it was, like, looking at me. Yeah, but I'm like, I can't fix it now, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:53 Yeah. You're my boy, blue? Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm all right, bro. I mean, listen, I don't mind the snakes, though. I don't mind the- shit.
Starting point is 01:32:04 It ate a deer? Bro, they get big. Like down in Florida, brother. What is that? Is it shitting out of deer? No, they cut it open. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:15 Oh, bro. They get big, man. How does a snake catch a deer? When they're sleeping or something? They're constrictors, bro. So once they grab them, brother, they just fucking squeeze their ass. You die by his fisciation. You're not with the snakes, bro?
Starting point is 01:32:30 You're not with them? Nope. I'm cool with them, bro. Never, ever, ever, ever will I be either. Why? You ever been bit by a snake? Nope. Yeah, so I'm probably because I'm scared of them.
Starting point is 01:32:41 I don't mind them. You ever been bit by one? Yeah, I've been bit. Well, then why would you keep fucking with them? You've been bit by a dog? Yeah? You still got dogs? That's different.
Starting point is 01:32:52 That's different. Domestic versus wild. Yeah, and that's the other thing, too. Like, yeah, it's like, I mean, bro, there's just like any other animals, man. They got personalities and shit, especially captive ones. I had the snake I had, I had for like 12 years. Ducks have personalities. I think all animals do.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Ducks definitely do. Mm-hmm. Little, Dali will follow me around the yard. Mm-hmm. That's the pink bill, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dally's cool. He's my homie.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Yeah, man. Snake in the bed. Mm-hmm. And it wasn't grandpa. There we go That's a little better than the first one Yeah Where we got this is nasty
Starting point is 01:33:32 Bro what would you do Burn the house down I'm fucking moving Burn the house down I mean Also like Clean the shit Yeah
Starting point is 01:33:40 How do people live like that Yeah Come on green Like let me give you guys a little Little Look I'm just gonna let you in A little secret
Starting point is 01:33:51 Mm-hmm People look in the background of your selfies and your mirrors. I'm being serious. I want everybody to understand this. There's a lot of him and this has nothing to do with this, but I just want to give a little free game. Yeah, free game. I like it. There's a lot of influencers that want to get paid by companies that will take selfies and in the back of their selfie, there's shit everywhere. We will not work with people like that. Most companies won't. So be aware that when you take a selfie and uh there's your dirty skin marked underwear and the fucking back of the photo um
Starting point is 01:34:29 you're not getting a contract for anything yeah no no maybe dude wipes dude wipes is so good they probably would dude they probably would yeah yeah fuck me dude you know what i you don't have a problem like those dude wipe guys bro i i watch them start their business bro and build it into real thing i use really cool bro i use wipes every time i should use dude wipes yeah dude wipes are good i'll use any wipes be real I mean just being real but like
Starting point is 01:34:53 dude wipes got me on that they got me on that well bro it only makes sense I never used to do that it only makes sense and then they got this thing called shower in a bag so like if you're like
Starting point is 01:35:02 those wipes yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what I need well dude it makes sense I need a heavy dude why don't we wipe baby's asses with with wipes and then we just stop
Starting point is 01:35:09 when they fucking you know turn three like how does that work I mean you just stop what are wipes yeah what what That was so good
Starting point is 01:35:24 I didn't even know what he said He got the chat rolling Oh man Oh shit That's trophy worthy Zee All right Decent All right man
Starting point is 01:35:37 Yep No snakes No snakes All right guys Yeah man guys Andy That's all I got bro Yep
Starting point is 01:35:45 all right guys uh we will see you friday all right all right guys have a good day thank you don't be a ho sure the shit we're from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze
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