REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers
Episode Date: October 1, 2025On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump's N-word joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them, Trump vowing border patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds... march into downtown Chicago, and the grieving dad slamming lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughter's suspected career criminal killer.
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What's sleeping on the floor?
Now my jury box froze.
Fuck a pole.
Fuck a stole.
Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole.
Got her on bank row.
Can't fold.
Just a no headshot case closed.
What is up, guys?
It's Andy Purcellan.
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And welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.
cruise the internet that's what we do
we're gonna cruise it
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what's up
what's going on man
nothing yeah
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the memo is
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Every time you crack one, a bald eagle is born.
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So good.
Yeah, man.
What's going on with him?
Oh, nothing.
Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday.
Hey, man, listen.
It should happen sometimes, bro.
You know what?
Like I said, I get mad.
I get mad.
That's what it is.
Hey, man.
I had some stuff I had going on.
You had to get handled?
This is my, this is my, this is my side gig.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I'm saying?
That's right.
Side hustle.
That's right.
Still hustling on side.
That's right.
I love it, dude.
Sometimes you got to handle business, bro.
Sometimes business has to be handled.
That's right.
And that what they do on podcasts, they just like repeat, like just flip what each other say.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, that's what the new podcasters do.
Yeah.
They don't even have a podcast.
They just have a microphone.
Uh-huh.
And then they pretend.
Yeah, right.
And then they say this stuff.
They pretend with the microphone.
Yeah.
Because it makes it official.
bro and you could see of like like you ever see someone make a piece of content and
I don't know if I'm like extra I don't know like an extra stickler about it but like they're
like walking right and they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them like
to start to walk it's like bro you can't cut out that point eight seconds to make it perfect
like come on man
I seen that clear
it was one dude
it was like he like acting like he was hopping out of
a fucking helicopter
oh god
the blades wasn't even moving another
he just like jumps down
doors closed
yeah dude
and then like all these dudes
that have like
you know
they're saying motivational shit
that's been said by the top
three or four dudes
for the last 15 years
and you know
the reason they're the top three or four dudes
is because of how they deliver it
not just what they deliver it
and you got these guys with these microphones
trying to like fire people up
that just are not fire them up type of people.
Dude, that's what Alex said all the time, bro.
It's not what you say.
It's how you say it.
You know what?
Maybe he says on there.
Yeah, man.
Well, let's do some crazy.
I was going to let that one.
Yeah.
Why?
You know what I'm saying?
Bang bang.
Shots.
No, but, dude, have you ever been
interested in doing like
safari uh like yeah like like in africa yeah bro like with elephants and lions and shit okay
yeah yeah bro i'm totally in you're in yeah my cousin dan did one uh-huh you know my cousin dan
the eye doctor yeah he he did one solid dude oh the best dude yeah best dude that guy's an
incredible dude really good dude put put himself through college uh through the military put himself
through optometry school has a great practice great practice now he's an entrepreneur like dude
Total killer, bro.
Great guy.
Anyway, he did this cool safari.
I think he's done it a couple times now.
I can't remember, but it was like, they were like laying in bed, bro.
And like elephants were like there.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it was awesome.
All right.
Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing.
Like, this is what I don't like about you people.
I'm the animal whisper.
We mean you people.
There's white people to do these fucking safaris, bro.
but like the thing is y'all like they'd be forgetting bro like what are you fucking worried about
bro they see black people all the time they leave them alone they're used to see the black
people bro they're gonna fuck with you home home no man no man I feel like people be forgetting like
These are still wild fucking animals, bro.
Like, they're still, like, they're animals, man.
They are.
And you got to be careful, bro.
This video's going on viral right now of an elephant that charges at tourists
shoves floundering woman underwater after the party gets too close to its babies.
Um, yeah, fed up baby mama elephant got pissed, bro, and, um, lost her shit.
Let's check this out.
Those guys know they're deep shit.
Yep.
They're like, oh shit.
And bro, they're in these little bitty fucking boats, bro.
There's no fucking chance.
Look at them got their phones out like nothing's happening.
Bro.
I want to see their video.
Bro.
Bro.
bro oh my god oh my god
dude
now they're in the water like who knows what
crocodile and shit yeah bro
there's no fucking chance
I mean look man
I would like to see the video of the people in that boat
like the VOV
that's a pretty good video
that's not bad bro
I think elephants are the coolest animals in the world, bro.
Dude, 100%.
You know what some real killers are, the fucking hippos.
Yeah, yeah, they are.
Like, real shit, bro.
Like, that's me.
That's my spirit animal.
You ever heard of Mudang?
No.
Moodang's wild hippopotamus killer, bro.
Mm-mm.
Oh, yeah.
Most famous killer hippopotamus ever, Google it.
Oh, like, it's like, it's like...
Moodang.
They named them.
Moodang.
Look it up, dude.
Moodang?
Mo, D-E-N-G.
I recall Dave, see how he spells it.
Moodang
Mood dang
Mood dang
Yeah
There's no
Pira
All right
Andy got me
That's a pygmy hippo
Bro
Those are baby ones
Yeah they stay that size
No
They stay like little like that
Pigmy hippo
Bro that's no such thing
Put it in
Bro
Is there a such thing
As a pigmy hippo
See
But like they
It's do pig.
Bro, you know what I found out last night?
Let's forget about this motherfucker.
I was reading this shit in India.
Do you know, you know this, right?
Did you guys know that India has the most tigers of any country in the world?
And the most cattle, too.
Most cattle?
Mm-hmm.
What?
I know what else they got them host of up too.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Do you, did you, when you grew up in India, were you like, were you had to watch out for tigers?
Not really, but you, there are certain areas where they can attack.
I saw a video two days ago where this guy was cycling on a very narrow street.
Yeah.
And there was a tiger that came and just bumped him off the cycle and just went back.
Dude, imagine, like, growing up and you're like, oh, I got to watch out for fucking tigers.
I mean, I know the feeling.
Yeah.
Oh, do you?
Yeah.
I got to watch out for something.
It's different here to America.
Same thing.
It's different.
Oh, shit.
I'd rather watch out here.
I'd rather watch out here
For tigers
Yeah, I got you
Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe
You gotta be careful
Either way, bro
You gotta be careful, but
So a safari trip
Yeah, I'm in
100% dude
We got guitars in there
Yeah
Well dude, he knows all the
Secret shit
All the places
Yeah, he's crazy, dude
Bro, he's wild
Did you see that King Cobra
He was posed with
That was like 30 feet long
Or some shit
It's like this big around
Bro
He does some wild shit
Yeah, bro
I feel like he would give us a pretty good, you know, safari tour.
Yeah, I'm down.
You know, elephants are like, you know, in certain parts of the world, they're like super abused, bro.
Like, it's really bad.
Yeah.
Like used for, like, Holland doing timber work and circuses and shit.
It's just really bad.
Bro, have you seen?
And they're hyper-intelligent animals, dude.
Yeah.
But do you see when they, like, when they had enough?
Yeah.
Yeah, they had enough.
And they tear those shit out.
That's what it looked like for me yesterday.
We're just fucking.
They're over it.
Bro, they're done, bro.
There's nothing you can do.
You stay within 200 yards away from that thing.
Yeah.
They also never forget.
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck, man.
Good gosh.
All right, well, I love elephants, bro.
Like, one of my things I want to do, like, eventually would be to have, like, an elephant preserve.
Bro, who's the richest dude in India?
Because doesn't he have, like, a giant fucking safari, like?
They have opened an animal preservation sort of nonprofit thing.
They did?
Yeah.
That rich guy?
Yeah.
Mokayshamani.
The guy that looks like a grimace.
That's his son.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You don't I'm talking about.
Oh, absolutely.
The one who got married a few months ago.
Yeah.
Spend like a hundred million dollars on his wedding.
Oh,
go up like seven.
Seven hundred.
Almost a billion dollars.
Yeah.
He gave everybody,
like all of his attendees like a fucking AP watch.
Yeah,
well,
I mean,
he still looked like grimace.
It don't even matter at that point.
He needs us.
He needs some form energy.
Yeah.
He needs some flies.
Yeah, bro.
It's like the biggest wildlife sanctuary they built up in there.
Each elephant has like fucking like a thousand acres to himself or some shit.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But yeah, so Andy and DJ Safari.
Yeah.
I'm in.
I'm down, bro.
I'm down.
I'm not going on that one.
Yeah, not that one is.
Dude, what's crazy is you can see the people, the guides like panicking.
Yeah.
And the people are just like, do, do, do this is normal.
Which is my Big Mac coming?
about to get fucking mauled yeah oh man all right your people man guys uh i can't deny
let's uh let's get it to our headlines though guys remember if you like to see
any of these uh articles links pictures videos go to andyfercella.com you guys can find them
all link there for you that being said headline number one
Trump's inward joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them.
So we cover this, all the military generals and admirals.
Yeah, I still haven't been able to figure out what that's about.
What they were meeting about.
So do we know what it's about?
Yeah, so it kind of comes out.
I mean, and listen, there's obviously clips that come out.
I don't believe they like stream the entire thing start to finish.
I'm sure there were some, you know, pieces of.
conversation a meeting that were not
publicized. But for the most
part, it seemed like
it was just kind of like a Pete Hickseth
kind of just reinstituting
the culture and the standards
that needs to be set for the military.
Or at least that's what was publicly available.
But Trump spoke there,
you know, tried to make some jokes. Nobody
was really laughing. I thought a few of them were kind of
funny. I don't know.
But he did that N-word joke
that he did before. I don't remember.
Yeah. So he's like there, he says, quote,
There are two N-words, and you can't use either of them,
Trump said, telling the room.
And that second N-word is nuclear.
What's the first one?
No.
Apparently, it's no to Israel.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
You can't say no to Israel.
But you threw that around, you know, try to make some like jokes.
I got a clip here.
Check this out.
Thank you very much, Pete.
Great job you're doing, too.
Fantastic job.
I've never walked into a room so silent before.
This is very, don't laugh.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
You know what? Just have a good time.
And if you want to applaud, you applaud.
And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want.
And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room.
Of course, there goes your rank.
There goes your future.
But you just feel nice and loose, okay, because we're all on the same team.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it's, you know, trying to do something.
I mean, look, dude, these guys,
got called in from all over the world.
They got their life uprooted that, you know, like for a couple days, okay, not like forever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's be real, dude.
I mean, they're, they're like, well, I'd be nervous as far.
What's going on?
Yeah.
I mean, these dudes are not in the joking mood, bro.
They're like, what are we doing?
Yeah, right.
It's like that fucking, who did that shit to the, like, who was that?
Saddam Hussein.
Oh, where he made, he called out the, all of his people.
people in names and send him out bro yeah like I'm sure that's probably yeah they were
worried scared shitless yeah yeah fuck man you probably made you got some lumps of coals in
those seats I get yeah but but no I mean you know Trump Trump talk to him a little
bit you know again reestablishing the culture of America um PtXF the Secretary of War
got up and talked I mean he pretty much laid it out straight he said you know we got
fat people here can't have that they really say that did yeah fat general
fat enlisted not happening they're resetting the standard for anybody that's war fighting basically
like the true war fighters like reinstituting the male standard for physical fitness
he's like you know I'm tired of walking around the Pentagon and seeing fat overweight generals
like we're not having it yeah and you know at the end told them that anybody that opposes
it to resign do the honorable thing and resign if you want to oppose it yeah um so
So that's been going on, which, again, I mean...
Well, I mean, that makes perfect sense.
Why would that not make sense?
When did that ever stop making sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I saw people on the view talking about it.
Yeah, people on the view got in there and tried to talk about...
Do you have that?
I actually do have the clips.
Yeah, she got in there and, like, started getting mad that they were saying, like, people were fat.
Hey, people are fucking fat.
People are?
Like, what do we...
Well, not only that, but it's like, you know, she also, too, she, like, addressed, oh,
and they spent $6 million on...
um you know hosting this thing yeah lady we sent five million dollars to fucking you know
kenya to study fucking you know spirit people like what you know what i'm saying and you're worried
about getting our military back realigned on the page that need to be put on like that's what
you're worried about like give me a fucking break give me a break lady what's that girl's name
sonny yeah sunny by why by why he did that the optics were terrible
meaning all of our top military brass are all in one place,
and we spent $6 million to get them there.
That didn't make a lot of sense to me.
It also didn't make a lot of sense to me
that he was saying that he was going to toughen physical standards
and review the anti-hasing policy by sort of implementing a hazing policy.
And then also he said he was going to return to the highest male standard
for combat positions because the troops were forced.
fat. I don't
understand how that was supposed to be
an uplifting message for our military.
They was referring to Colonel Sanders.
It was really a bizarre thing.
He started talking about woke DEI
policies. By the way, there are no gender
quotas in the military. By the way,
he fired more
than a dozen military leaders, many of them
people of color and women. He fired the chairman
of the Joint Chief of Staffs, General Charles
Brown Jr., who is...
First of all, we don't give a fuck if they were people of
anymore. We care if they could do the fucking job. All right. So this whole left
conversation of identity politics and you deserve this because you're a person of
color or this or that or this is fucking over. That's exactly what he's talking about at that
meeting. We are going to put the best and brightest and strongest and baddest ass
motherfuckers out there. And if they happen to all be black, they can all be black. If they
happen to all be white, they can all be white. We don't give a fuck. We, we
We want Americans, and we want her to be badass.
Okay, so let's start with that.
That makes perfect sense.
Secondly, a five foot four, fucking five foot four wide human being is not going to be
an effective soldier.
Everybody knows that.
They can't run 100 yards.
They can't run a mile.
They certainly can't run 100 yards or run a mile with a 60-pound fucking ruck on.
They can't do it.
Okay?
So really what you're saying here is that you would rather these people go over there and
get killed. Right. Then be in shape and be told, hey, you fat fuck, if you don't go take care
of that, you're going to get killed. Like, what are we talking about here? That an uplifting
message. Not every message has to be uplifting. Not every message has to be positive. Sometimes
the best things that happen to people in their whole lives are negative situations, hard
situations, hard truths that they have to swallow and say, fuck, I do need to fix that. Well, I think
it is uplifting, bro. It's uplifting to all.
all the people who do meet the standards now knowing that they don't have to worry no more about
the guy to the left or right, not being held to those same.
Yeah, I mean, that's another good point.
That is uplifted.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm sure a lot of people don't pick apart everything because they don't live in real world, bro.
She doesn't live in a real world.
None of these people live in a real world.
They've all had the luxury of being successful, their adult lives, being someone, their adult
lives.
They don't have to fear being homeless.
They don't have to fear where their money's coming from.
they don't have to fear getting killed or shot or having to go to war these people do not have the same concerns that these other people that they're criticizing have and it's it's like that they the fact that they can't see that they're not even in a place to make a statement on the situation because they lack the perspective is just it's mind boggling to me dude
It's a my Colonel Sanders.
Yeah.
I mean, look, bro, this is what you get when you throw a bunch of dumbasses on a fucking show.
Entitled opinions, bro.
That's what it is.
Now, our entitled opinions are good.
Yes, of course.
Well, I think we have a little more perspective on what they're talking about.
Oh, life experience.
Has she ever been, has Sonny ever been fat?
I don't know.
I know I have.
Me too.
You know what?
Are you better when you're not fat?
Mm-hmm.
What are you better at?
Everything?
Yeah, everything.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Everywhere.
And do you cry that I call you fat for fucking when you were fat?
No, you're probably thankful for it.
I wish you would have called me more and sooner.
I mean, look, dude, the truth, being kind to people is not lying to them.
Being kind to people is telling them the things they need to hear so they can fix the problem.
If you really care about someone, you're going to tell them that truth.
I mean, this fake.
virtue of like lying to people about how they are so they can uplift them is what's causing
people to be miserable no it's bullshit man it's bullshit now we got the the generals meeting on top
of that sometimes you got to be like yeah man i'm so fat you are yeah you are but that does that
beautifully for me all the time i know fucking you know i know five pet people you're four of them you
You know what I'm saying?
That's a great joke.
That was not directed towards me.
Now, you're only two now.
I'm only two now.
That's right.
Now, going on in D.C., there's actually a lot that's happening.
This is another big talk of the town right now.
This headline reads, House Democrats threaten shut down fight to protect Obamacare perks.
So this is a big debate.
House Democrats are, quote, unquote, ready to go.
to war to save enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire at the end of the year,
even if it means risking a partial government shutdown.
So Democrats and some moderate House Republicans have been sounding the alarm about the expiring
health care subsidies for weeks.
A fight that's now coming to a head as the Senate is poised to vote on a short-term federal
funding bill called a continuing resolution.
This is aimed at keeping the government funded through November 24.
first um and essentially and i i've tried to see a lot on this i've what what i have found chat
please correct me if i'm wrong double check it but but i believe what the true fight is over
is allowing illegal migrants to get health care and people who are not even citizens to maintain
health care in the country and the republicans are saying
We don't want to continue to pay for that.
And Democrats are saying, no, we need to do it.
Now, there's been some fight.
They've been meeting down to the White House and all of that stuff, meet with Trump.
Now, Trump posted this on and kind of piss some people off.
And by some people, I mean just one.
And that one is Sakeem Jeffries.
Trump posted this out on fucking literally everywhere.
Check this clip out.
Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it.
Nobody likes Democrats anymore.
We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit.
not even black people want to vote for us anymore even Latinos hate us so we need new voters
and if we give all these illegal aliens free health care we might be able to get them on our
side so they can vote for us they can't even speak English so they won't realize we're just a
bunch of woke pieces of shit you know at least for a while until they they learn English and
they realize they hate us too it's a hundred percent
Accurate.
There's the lie.
Yeah, that's so true.
Bro, that's not AI.
That's real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
So keep Jeffrey's got his vagina hurt.
Oh, he got pretty hurt.
And this is what he had to say to come back at DJT.
Check this out.
Mr. President, the next time you have something to say about me.
Don't cop out through a racist and fake AI video.
When I'm back in the Oval Office, say it to my face.
You tell them, girl.
How the fuck is Maxine Waters still alive?
What is she, a thousand?
That's all I can see is her McDonald's fucking character looking face back there.
She doesn't even look like a real person, dude.
You tell them.
She goes, woo.
Woo-hoo.
87.
Yeah.
8700.
Yeah.
It's all that adrenachrome.
Oh, fuck, man.
Well, it's funny you brought up vaccine because, you know, she was actually confronted right after this.
Oh, really?
About her, it was awesome.
It was pleasant.
Let's check this out.
Do Democrats want to prioritize the health care of illegal aliens over a government shutdown?
Because if the government does shut down, America is going to be furlough.
Excuse me, stop it right there.
We're not prioritizing what we're doing is saying simply we want to keep the government open.
And we want to work with the Republicans and have a bipartisan agreement to keep this government open.
And health care is at the top of our agenda.
But are Democrats demanding health care for illegal aliens?
Democrats are demanding health care for everybody.
Why?
We want to save lives.
We want to make sure that health care is available to those who would die.
but having the help of their government.
So you're good with the government shutdown,
even if it means giving health care to people who aren't Americans?
Well, you keep, that's what you're pushing on.
What you're trying to do is you're standing here
and you're trying to make me say
that somehow we're going to put non-citizens over Americans.
Quit it.
Stop it.
This is the kind of journalism we don't need.
You're divisive.
No, you're not.
You're being divisive.
please don't you don't need to ask that question you're just trying to get controversy here you're
not going to get it from me we want to save health care for all people thank you thank you congresswoman
appreciate it first of all first of all okay why should american citizens have to pay for non-citizens
health care i am a hundred percent totally with if someone's hurt or
or dying or you know there's an emergency like bro no bro listen it's the right thing to do to help
people but to sit here and say that it should be a policy of this government to take our tax
dollars which we are taxed and ridiculous amount to pay for people that do not belong here
is insane yeah okay and for them to say that she's just trying to
to be divisive is reflective of their communist attitude.
You can't ask that question.
Don't ask that question.
No, that's the question.
That's a question.
It's a valid question.
An important question.
And it's very clear to anybody with an IQ over fucking 90 that these people are trying to give voters,
like the AI thing said.
Like, that's the whole thing, bro.
Well, and more importantly, dude, if more people knew,
the reason Maxine Waters couldn't tell the truth or say it directly, right?
She just keeps saying all people.
Well, what the fuck does that mean?
Because if more people really knew that you had these politicians down here
who are being paid by our tax dollars,
who are intentionally willing to push the government into a fucking shutdown,
to pay for health care for people who are not supposed to even be in this fucking country right now.
It would be a massive problem.
Yeah, but the reason they're doing that isn't because of the health care, bro.
No, that's nothing to do with it.
Yeah, it's because they know they don't have any voters.
So it's just a more free shit.
You know, if they had a real argument on policy, which they don't, they would lead with that stuff.
They would talk about those things.
Very simply.
They'd be able to articulate it.
They don't because they can't tell you what their actual intentions are because their actual intentions
are very nefarious towards the American people
and beneficial to them.
They don't have policies, dude.
Their policies are how do we preserve power?
How do we get as much money as we can?
And how do we convince people
that we're going to fight for them
even though we're the ones creating the hardships
that they have to deal with?
And suffer through.
Right.
And that's their whole, that's the whole thing.
And dude, real talk,
the fucking, this is the whole government.
This isn't just the left side of the government.
The right side just says it different.
All right.
And if they wanted to fix what was going on,
they could be fixing what's going on already.
Like, dude,
the economy's not getting better.
Like people aren't making, you know,
more money to make ends meet.
And then, you know,
just like last term,
when Biden kept sending all this money over overseas,
you know,
now Trump's doing it in just a different way.
And so, like, dude, it's, it's frustrating for the American people on both sides.
Like, everybody's getting taken advantage of, dude.
And we have to stop with this shit of, you know, like I said last week, it's, there's 80% of people that kind of all want the same thing.
And there's probably 10% that are evil.
And there's 10% that are just fucking don't know what the fuck's going on.
And just happy to be there.
I don't know they're just a plight to society, bro.
They don't contribute, they take, you know, and when you give people the right to vote in their self-interest for free things, they're going to vote for that.
And the Democrats know that.
So that's their policy.
Let's give away free shit.
That started with Obama.
The Democrat Party isn't real anymore.
It's just not.
No.
It's a communist party.
Yeah.
Really what it is.
So, you know.
Can we address something, though, as big guys?
Huh?
Can we address something as bigger guys?
Yeah, you don't wear pants like that.
That should be, no socks.
That's illegal.
Yeah, I know.
Bro, that should be fucking illegal.
I know.
Tight pants.
That's the first thing I saw.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on.
No.
Dude.
Yeah, it's not a good look.
You've been hanging out with your little buddies too much.
Big man.
There's certain looks that are for big guys.
Bro, we just can't do it.
You got many of them.
I know your boundaries, bro.
Pre-pans ain't it.
That ain't it, bro.
Nope.
I'm sorry, I had to point that out.
I thought that was you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, okay.
All right, Andy.
What about the girl who's, like, wet her pants over here?
This girl in the blue suit who looks like she just had an accident in her pants.
You see that?
Yeah, you see the depends.
Yeah, no one's talking about that.
I don't think nobody wants to talk about that.
That depends, spread a leak.
I mean, bro, why do we have these people
that are fucking older than dirt representing us?
Nobody fucking, I don't know anybody
that's a Maxine Waters fan.
Is anybody?
No, I don't think Maxine Waters knows.
It's all fake, dude. It's all fake.
These people, these people, our government is totally corrupt.
They do not represent us.
They do not care about us.
Yesterday we were talking about before the, we had to,
for those of you that don't know, we had it,
we recorded like half the show yesterday and I had to leave.
But we were talking about the school shootings.
Okay?
and they can end the school shootings at any time they wanted to, but they don't.
Why not?
The only logical conclusion that you can come to is that they want the school shootings to happen.
And that goes for the left and the right, because Trump could walk in today in front of his 700 generals and, you know, brigadier generals and everybody?
And you know what he could say?
Say, hey, guys, I'm going to start a new program today, right now.
That program is going to be to make sure that all of our schools, private and public,
are protected from these lunatics.
And what we're going to do is I want you to make a list of all the great men that you have
that have been discharged, okay, that have served our country.
And I want you to think about the ones that could do this job to protect us from domestic
terrorists who go into schools and shoot them.
And he could sign an order and get everybody on board right in front of all those people.
He could do that today, but they're not doing it.
And the only, why?
Why are we not doing it?
but we'll send $100 billion to other countries overseas.
Easy.
So, dude, my only conclusion is they want these things to happen.
And I think people need to start waking up that the solutions could be very simply solved,
but they are chosen to not be solved so that we, the people, will continue to fight,
continue to argue, continue to politicize and not really notice what these people do to,
you know, oppress the citizens of this country.
I mean, dude, is there another country on the planet that taxes people the way they tax us here and then sends the money straight to other countries?
Like, where the fuck is that?
Okay.
So, you know, here's another issue too.
We're everybody slaves, bro.
That's the truth.
People don't, people do not want to acknowledge that.
We are lied about what we have here in this country.
We are told it's freedom.
We are not free.
We pay more than half of our taxes are earned income to taxes to the government.
Okay, we work until fucking August or September for the government.
All of us, all of us are government employees.
We don't, people don't realize that.
No.
Okay.
So, what is that?
If you work your whole life and you pay more than 50% of your money to tax,
what is that?
Slavery.
Yes.
It's literally, it's a different form of slavery.
We're tax slaves.
And this is real things until people understand.
this and stop just saying well this is the way it's always been which it hasn't it hasn't
right and and but dude how do you convince someone of that that's like plugged into video games
and Pokemon and fucking all this other shit distractions and porn like people don't even realize
what's happening they don't realize that the reason that they can't afford the life that they
want is because our government's charging them 40% more than they should on their tax yeah they
never point that out they point out the rich guy or they point out whoever tells you know
whoever the the villain of the day is right like well i mean dude it's the system bro for sure
well but to that point it's like you know i look at this pit like the end of this video clip here
a little bit more i found i got i see another issue with it because the the other part of it's not
even just the maxine waters or the heim jeffreys you got to pay attention but it's the fucking
young staffers it's these kids who are running these offices bro these unilelecting
officials who are in these fucking people's offices telling them what the social temp is
and oh we you know like that that's who's really running the fucking country um to be completely
honest now with all of that being said um because this this uh other headline also came out
today um is that it's expected that over a hundred thousand federal employees are expected
to quit today um hopefully did that happen um i haven't seen it just of yet but i mean it's
not in the business just yet um in the business day
And what are we talking about finally drain the swamp?
Yeah, because that's not, that's finally draining the swamp is arrests and executions.
That's right.
That's right.
That is draining the swamp to, to me.
Drainning the swamp to me is arresting every single treasonous person in our government, holding them accountable publicly so that this shit never happens again.
I don't know what draining the swamp means to other people, but that's what it means to me.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, and not only that, like, I don't know.
What's the chat think it means?
many uh fucking like federal employees are there right now because i mean 100 000 in fucking
shit yeah yeah for uh germane says from both sides absolutely dude absolutely i'm not
this is not this is not republican democrat this is fucking people versus the system in the
tyrants this is the same play that's been played out a thousand times over the course of
history dude it's it's we are not enemies dude it's not it's not dude i'm gonna tell you right now
the easiest way to fix this is what is to get black and white people to get together if black and white people get together which is happening by the way and it's beautiful but if black and white people get together bro these people are fucked fucked yeah completely fucked man yeah guys jumping on this conversation let's know what you guys think uh down in the comments let us know with that being said uh let's go cruise some comments shall we yeah we're only there
God dang.
Oh, yeah, all right.
We're doing all right.
Shit.
Chat's still good.
You guys still good?
It's about time for me to fucking bounce.
Yeah, chat's still rolling.
We're good, man.
Yeah, these niggas need to be thrown in the chippe.
I totally agree.
One thousand percent, Caldally agree.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Fuck them niggers.
Sit down and smoke a bowl with your brother.
My brother doesn't smoke bowls.
Who said?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's real, man.
But yeah, let's cruise some of these comments.
Let's check some of these out.
This first one is from Sheldon.
Sheldon PR.
Says three sips of grape smash makes my ding-dong hard.
Is that normal?
I'm trying to think.
When's the last time you had a grape?
I'm trying to think the last time I didn't have boner.
Just always there.
I'm going to get me some grape right now.
I think this is switch out
bro that's a black dude
named Sheldon
bro that's like a
it's like a unicorn
I'm not
Daveyone
dude stopped me to gas station day he's like
I know Daveyone
I was right
I'm like
who the fuck is Daveioni
Mamma me
yeah that's right
That's your Italian name.
Is it?
American, it's Debian.
Isn't that right?
Decoonje.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Django.
Three sips, see if it worked.
Sip number one on me, buddy.
Yeah.
God, that grape is good, dude.
Bro, grapes fire.
Dang.
All right.
Yeah, thanks, Sheldon.
Next one is from Nick Hirston.
says six to seven months ahead more like six to seven years ahead that's why i watch each
episode twice i have a better chance of hitting the lottery after being struck by lightning than
andy missing do you been trying to tell motherfuckers i like nick nick's good nick's on the team
next good all right now last one um DJ uh sucks the meat off that bone
type of guy to eat a banana for the shape that's fucking funny dude the type of guy to eat a
banana for the shape that's a good burn you just walk up to someone and say you know what
you look like you look like a type of guy that eats a banana I do you eat banana what's
the proper I don't eat bananas I don't I don't like bananas I don't like them
I like banana bread, but I don't like bananas.
Just state bananas.
It's like mush.
It's like just mush.
No, you got to get a ripe one, like a good one.
You like bananas?
I like banana pudding.
We got some good banana pudding.
We were down there in Austin.
I like banana pudding.
Yeah, that was that, what was that, what was that place called?
I can't think of it.
It's called the Stitch?
No.
Switch.
Switch.
Switch barbecue.
Yep, the Switch.
It was fucking good.
Pretty fucking good.
Yeah.
They gave us,
brought over all that fucking dude comes out.
He goes,
are you,
Andy?
And I'm like,
yeah,
he goes,
then you must be DJ.
Yeah.
We're like,
yeah,
he goes,
you guys need to quit taking it easy
on all these fuckers.
He's like 90.
Yeah.
And then he's like,
y'all want some bread pudding?
We're like,
yeah.
Yeah,
hell yeah, dude.
I can't wait,
dude.
Next time we go down there,
I'm going to go there again.
That place was fucking.
bro that fucking didn't we get the queso i don't know it was whatever it was that place was good
it was good anyway but guys no we appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans as always keep liking
commenting uh make sure you guys are subscribed and follow us wherever you guys find us with that
being said headline number two um you got to talk about some ice updates uh there's some pretty
cool stuff happening here um you got border patrol they've been activated throughout the country
specifically right now
in the city of Chicago
brotherly love
isn't that what they call it
Chicago Brotherly Love
right that's Philadelphia
oh
yeah same same
yeah Trump vows Border Patrol agents
will take no nonsense
as feds march into downtown Chicago
so you got armed
federal agents
in full tactical gear
to send it on downtown Chicago
for the latest immigration crackdown
as President Trump
one border patrol will take no nonsense um so they've been running um they've been going
there's actually some pretty cool clips of them out there too um like dude look like actually
me pull this up now they're they are in the fucking river bro they're in the river in boats
look at this at chicago in Chicago in Chicago in the boats well
I don't think that's a river, isn't it?
Like just a canal or something?
Yeah, why are they in the river?
I mean, don't they swim?
Just presents, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, they're in the boat.
They're in the streets.
They got heckled.
They're obviously getting heckled, but check this clip out.
This just came out.
You got a crazy left communist lunatic.
Let's watch this.
Cowards.
Soros, look at all the fucking cowards.
of our city they kidnapped families they're not fucking families they destroyed families
they're infected two children just in all right um yeah i mean you got that you got that now of the
immigrants they're not of the immigration stuff i know we've got that now with all of the
immigration stuff. I know we've covered, too, a couple of, I mean, maybe a while ago when
that 18-wheeler accident, they killed that family, right? And we talked about all these
illegal migrants with driver's licenses and stuff and, you know, driving for these companies.
Well, you got, let's go to Oklahoma. Oklahoma governor announces 130 illegal alien truck
drivers arrested and they stink with one of the CDL's reading, no name given on the license,
on the ID itself.
So this just came out.
The roads just got safer in Oklahoma.
So on Monday, Republican governor of Oklahoma, Kevin Stitt, announced that 130 illegal immigrant truck drivers were arrested in the statewide sting.
It's announced on the Oklahoma Highway Patrol alongside ICE, arrested the illegal commercial truck drivers on I-40 in western Oklahoma.
He tweeted this out.
this was the governor's tweet he says if new york wants to hand out cdl so illegal immigrants with
no name given that's on them the moment they cross into oklahoma they answer to our laws
ohhp performed an enforcement action along i40 and apprehended 125 illegal immigrants this is
keeping oklahomans safe um that's insane bro no name given bro so i don't i mean
And I'm trying to do some digging on this, but so you see that star on the top right of the ID there.
Yep.
So apparently that's the mark of like the real ID, uh, allegedly like, I mean, every state's
going to have like its own little thing, but that's supposed to be a real ID from New York State.
How does an illegal migrant get this?
How does this happen?
So I don't know if like it's a fake ID, right?
Um, but if it's a, and if it's a fake ID,
okay cool easy to fucking get off the internet no big deal but if that's a real fucking
ID that's a problem it's a massive problem
but either way it sounds like Oklahoma's
on board and not not going for the bullshit man
what do you got on this dude? I mean
I don't understand why anyone would allow this
anywhere at any place anytime any state
in this country any person who's driving a
vehicle with no name given
like it's so mind-boggling dude
I can't even like what are we talking about
right so does this is this something that they printed at home
or is this something they officially got I don't know now I saw I saw one
like I was you know read on Twitter I saw this one thread it was talking about like
oh well that's what they give them when they have like you know their names are like
Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad right and so like they just put that
instead of like having to put all of that there
I don't know how true that is, but again, the problem is this is a person that's not supposed to be here.
How did they get an ID in the first place?
I don't really, you know what I'm saying?
So like whether no name given is fake or how, like it doesn't really fucking matter.
The problem, the issue at hand is how the fuck did he get the ID?
Yeah.
How did he get the ID?
What do you think should be the consequences?
Because, okay, like, let's have a real discussion on this.
But what do you think the consequences should be for these trucking companies?
For the companies that are, you know, knowingly, because there's no way you don't know.
I think they should lose all of their certifications.
Okay.
Same opinion.
Yeah.
They should be shut down.
Seize that truck.
Yeah.
Sees the cargo.
Yeah.
Sees all of that shit.
Mm-hmm.
Because you're contributing to the downfall of this country.
I have a problem with that.
If it's knowingly done.
Yeah.
If they're doing it knowingly.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
For sure, I mean, like, but I just have a hard time feeling like, or thinking that, like, there's no way that they don't.
Okay.
Well, let's say this.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's say Muhammad Muhammad went out and got a ID that was fake.
Yeah.
That said Muhammad Muhammad on it, right?
And it looked real, looked legit, but he fucking had his, you know, buddy printed out on a computer.
Right.
Yeah, right.
I mean, you, you, that's the individual, okay?
Yeah.
If the trucking company is actually allowing this as a.
strategy, I think that's, I think that's the company.
That's how I see it.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
I mean, because like, that's the biggest thing.
I mean, like, you know, and it's a challenge that I know a lot of business owners
are facing, especially like in the production side of the stuff in the country because, like,
they use the cheap labor.
They, you know, in this country, they'll rather, you know, have some migrants,
be paying them under the table.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's a big problem.
Yeah, that's against the law, bro.
Like, you can't pay someone cash.
Like here in Missouri, I'm pretty sure the rule's still the same, but if you get caught paying
someone cash, okay, like let's say you work for me and instead of you getting a paycheck,
I pay you cash.
Okay.
Okay.
And I pay you the full amount without the tax and I'm giving you the cash.
If you turn around and report me to the Department of Labor, I have to pay you three
times as much back on a check on the books.
on top of the cash you already gave them?
Yes.
Damn.
That's how they catch people doing that.
So you can't do that.
So if they're doing that, then those migrants probably don't know the rules
because if they knew the rules, they could fucking squeeze their employer.
Maybe, but they're illegal.
So that's what protects them about doing it.
That's the leverage there.
Right.
Yeah, dude, I don't, man, like, it's got to be something like, dude, who's going to clean our toilets?
You know what I'm saying?
Like that, like, obviously that's a joke.
That's what these left is saying.
but like dude like we cannot have that like i think we all as americans we have to get to a stage
where no matter how unpalatable it may seem but we have to get back to a real fucking
standard that's taking care of our neighbors our actual neighbors actual american neighbors not just
people who should not be here no listen dude listen if you're if you're american citizen and you're
born here uh and you you you know like or you immigrated legally there's no fucking problem yeah no problem
But this is all about, you know, this is like everything that they politicize, right?
Like they're trying to make it seem like, for example, like, dude, I saw Nick Fuentes talking about this, okay?
And it was a very logical, real conversation.
He was saying Americans belong here.
People, same thing we say all the time.
People who come here illegally, you got to get the fuck out.
If you don't want to assimilate to the American culture, get the fuck out.
If you want to, you know, say death to America and all this shit, get the fuck out.
That's not unreasonable.
That's not extremism.
That is a reasonable thought that anybody in any country that has a working brain would agree with.
And they try to manipulate the language to make it seem like people are saying, anybody who's not white is not welcome here.
That's not fucking, that is not what he's saying.
That's not what anybody, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm sure there's people saying that.
But I don't agree with those people, right.
You know, right.
And I think, you know, this is just another thing that we're twisting the language around.
And if we're being real, dude, most of the people who are experiencing the federal presence are grateful for it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
And they're making up a narrative that they aren't.
And dude, you know what's interesting?
John Fetterman, who was a guy that we trashed, dude.
Like, we trashed this dude.
Turns out he's got the most common sense of anybody over there.
And he's like, hey, why would you guys want crime?
What are you guys doing?
Like, he's making, like, you know, I was wrong about the dude.
Like, real talk.
I think that he has more sense and they thought he would have.
Hey, man, I have no problem saying I was wrong about somebody.
And, like, I thought, I thought differently about him until, you know, he speaks.
When I hear him speak as a Democrat, he sounds like one of the old Democrats that, you know, when I was 20 years old, that's what Democrats sounded like.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So, you know, I, look, I think, I think we all have to unplug ourselves from these teams, dude.
This is not your favorite football team.
This is not your favorite baseball team.
This is the people who we pay a lot of our money to run the government and protect us and do the things that are in our favor.
They're not doing them.
And the reason that they're able to do the things that they do that are not in our favor is because we all treat politics as if it's a sports team.
Like, dude, that's not how it should be.
Like we should be able to say, I don't like this about this guy and this guy.
I don't like this move.
Now, I still would have voted for that guy, but I don't like that.
I don't agree with that.
It doesn't mean that I hate the guy.
You know, and if you go to the other side and, you know, you should be able to say the same
things.
Hey, that was a good move.
That was not a good move.
And if because we can't do that, we've kind of lost the plot, right?
Like it's become this versus, you know, and like this big, and it's not how it should be, bro.
We should all be able to sit down.
And the reason it's become that way is because one is propagated that way.
two, a lot of people are afraid.
They hear this fear mongering from, let's be real, from the left on the left media,
which is 98% left leaning of how, you know, people are going to get erased and they're
trying to terrorize people and it's Nazis and it's Hitler and it's this and it's that.
And dude, it scares the fuck out of people.
And then it creates a situation where those people are afraid to even have a
conversation with someone, and the first thing they go to, because let's be real, dude,
most of these people are not fucking super intelligent, okay? And I'm not saying that to rip. I'm
saying that as just a matter of fact. And that's why they go to calling names so quick. You know what I'm
saying? You should be able to have a reasonable conversation with people about like, let's say for
Trump, right? And by the way, this goes for the other side too, because, you know, I say things critical
of Trump and people get pissed off. They're like, you know, if I say,
say things that are good about Trump. People get pissed off. It's like, dude. You suck as nuts.
No, dude. Like, I'm saying what I like and what I don't like. And I don't understand, you know,
I think really it comes down to the more people don't speak like that because it doesn't get
the clicks and the views and the fucking drama that social media rewards. You know, and then
when we think about like social media as a whole, it's not conducive anymore to actual conversations.
And I can tell you the minute that changed, it changed when they started allowing people to like
people's comments okay it went from having a discussion to who can burn or roast or own the other
team with their comments so now in the comments section have we seen any real discussions in the
comments sections no i i've barely ever see it dude i see i see people just trying to fucking
one up each other and dude that erodes the ability to connect which erodes the ability to solve problems
together which creates division which benefits them hurts us and so I think it's very important
that while I have been saying very strongly and I agree I still believe this we cannot take
any shit you cannot turn the cheek you cannot let bygones be bygones and you can't like give
people you cannot respect and tolerate people who will not respect and tolerate you now with that
being said. If someone's willing to sit down and have a conversation, we should be having
conversations. But conversations, not political violence, not riots, not fucking temper tantrums,
not this bullshit that we see all over the TV. And dude, you know, until we can get back
to a point where it's like, all right, we can have a talk. Nothing's going to change. But I think
part of the reason that we can't do that, I posted about this on my story last night.
is that communism as a whole is intolerant to any other method.
You know, a lot of people think of communism and they think, well, communism is just another thing like, you know, like being a Republican or being a Democrat or being a libertarian.
It's not.
It's a completely different thing because communism depends and thrives upon people submitting 100% to the narrative.
and if they don't, they're evil
and they're eliminated.
There's no bipartisanship in common.
They don't allow it.
And the way they get in power
is by leveraging that, okay?
You're not all hearing my ideas.
I deserve to have a seat at the table.
But every time they're given a seat at the table,
it ends up the same way.
A lot of people fucking get killed.
There's nothing on it.
Right.
So, yeah, that's true.
They starve.
So it's, you know,
it's a predatory concept
that people just truly don't understand.
and you can't converse with people like that.
When I say converse with people,
I mean people that are not insane.
Yeah, no.
It's not possible, man.
Chat, what we got, man.
King Cicello.
Left versus right is low IQ.
Okay, look, it's just Jews.
Turn off the TV.
You don't get it, dude.
You don't even understand what you're saying
when you say that you don't get it okay
fucking Netanyahu's not even a real Jew
okay he's not Semetic
he's a fucking guy who converted
the fucking runs the country with a bunch of other criminals
like when you say that that's right he's Polish
and when you say that when you say it's the Jews
you're doing exactly what they want you to do
they want you to generalize an entire
group of people so that they can hide behind it
They don't want you to say their name.
They don't want you to point them out.
They want to be able to say, you criticize me, therefore you hate all Jews, which is a complete
fucking misrepresentation of what's going on.
And because people want to, they want to say racy things or they want to say things that
are, that are, yeah, that's not an insult to the Polish people, bro.
Trust me, we know he's different.
Polish people are badass.
my point
fuck I've lost my track
my point is that that's what they want you to do
correct and we have to be smarter than that
it's a very lazy argument to say that
and it's divisive and it causes more problems
than it does good if we really want to solve the problem
we can't generalize like that
we have to call people out by their names
100% bro so like
it's the same argument people give like you know oh it's all black
people no it's not all black people
in fact it's a very it's a very it's niggas
It's not what it's not. No, it's not, man. No, but real shit. And they use that tool. They've used that tool, that same exact tool to hide under that umbrella. They do with everything. What's the chat saying? You know? I mean, dude, you guys got to understand that, man. It's got to be an intelligent argument if we want to solve the problem. We can't, that's right. Cash is correct. Bro cash. Generalizing is a communist psychological warfare tool. No different than cancel.
culture, no different than political correctness, no difference than any of these other weapons
that they've put in play over the last, you know, 20 years in our society. So we have to be
smarter than they are because if we just fucking say that, then we're doing exactly the play.
We're running the play they want to run because then they can say, oh, we're the victims, we're
this. Look at us. And dude, that's just not going to solve the problem. It's going to cause more
death, more destruction of innocent people who are not fucking bad.
people so you know that's real man yeah and like dude i'm just not you will never i know because
i dude every time we have the chat right there's always people or in the comments they'll say
things just say it's and they think i'm like afraid to say something motherfucker you think i'm afraid
of anything right i ain't afraid of fucking anything bro right okay if i'm saying something it's because
i'm saying it because that's what i believe and it would be very easy for me to come on here and
be like like a lot of other people and be like oh it's the fucking jews i don't believe that
So when you like when you comment back to me and you say oh he just doesn't understand
No you're not understanding you need to dig deeper into what's going on this is not surface level
shit no no hit listen Twitter isn't your history books guys no dude the internet is not the
history books now a lot of the history that people believe about this situation is true yeah
but it still does not it's 50% of israel hates fucking netanyahu bro just like half the country
or hates whoever's in present to hear.
Right.
Okay, so those 50% are evil fucks.
Yeah, right.
Because you don't have a smart enough brain to dictate what the actual problem is.
Exactly.
You see what I'm saying?
No, it's real, bro.
It's real, man.
Guys, jumping on this conversation, though, man.
Let us know what you guys think.
It's not conducive to reality, dude.
And here's why.
We live in a country that is filled with people of different skin tones and different religions
and different beliefs.
There is no undoing that, no matter how much you want that.
to happen the only way for us to get out of this problem is for us to fix the culture
which starts with understanding that we are not enemies black people white people
Latino people gay people straight we are not fucking enemies dude the enemy is up there in
Washington DC and they manipulate and they they they oppress and they lie and they cheat and
they steal and they divide and we have to be smarter than that the only way that we can
never get our country back is by uniting and fixing the culture. The culture. Culture is upstream
from politics. That means whatever the culture demands, politics will produce. So how do we fix
culture? Well, we fix culture by the individual. The individual fixed cultures. I went on a little
rant about this yesterday before we had to leave the show. But if you're not doing your part to live
the life of what you believe an American should be, meaning a fit person and a wealthy person,
person, an intelligent person, a good productive member of society, a good neighbor, a good brother, a good sister, someone who doesn't take any shit.
If you're not living that, bro, you're the problem.
And that's what people do not understand.
We all are the problem.
All of us in certain ways.
And it is our duty to try and fix those holes so collectively we can get our country back.
It's not about fucking politics, bro.
It's about the way we behave.
If we fix this, politics will be okay.
yes but that's hard that takes effort that takes fucking you know sweating and it takes eating
shit you don't want to eat it takes a mindset shift it takes a lot of shit and people don't
want to do that they just want to fucking say something and have it be done and so it makes
me concerned that like maybe this isn't a problem that can be solved because people are
too far gone dude like how do you not like how does someone not put together what I just said
like we all have a role in this dude all of us what's the chat saying
well I like cash yeah cash cash cash got it cash might be beating out Paul corn
bro yeah if more he's right though okay he's right if more human beings got off
social media actually became leaders within their communities most of these
bullshit problems can be solved within a matter of weeks 100% but it's not even
getting off social media bro
it's actually social media is a wonderful tool
to show people that you're making these changes
and inspire them yeah for sure so
you know anyway I think what it comes
down to too bro it's integrity bro
because what do you know when nobody's looking
that's what it comes down to when it ain't fucking posted
you know what I'm saying you ain't got the camera
you ain't that's the shit that really fucking
changes the fucking world yeah
but yeah I like
hey oh bro you gotta step your game
my bro I think cash might be beating you out bro
oh and he's a cat hold on bro can we bring cash in real quick
hold on cash come here
come around me fellow missyorean
you got on mute cash
come on cash don't fuck this up cash
we're counting on you
cash
yo yo all right
fellow missurian
can hear me
yeah I can hear you can hear me
yes sir yes sir
fellow in the Troy
Troy Missouri
okay
you know yeah
Paul you're out bro
Paul you're out
you're out dog I'm sorry
no
I cash you're spot on bro
I love your
Andy is a spaghetti Jew
oh fuck you
also half black
so I got to get more
cookie points of that shit
yeah
yeah look at that
between you
and hash
make a whole black person
We got one whole
We got performing Voltron
The Nigtron out here
You got fucking black Voltron
That's right
That's right
Oh man
So bro has a mediocre credit score
All right
I was going to say
We might make a full
850
combining our credit scores together
Oh you're giving me too much credit
They usually do
No cash we appreciate you
bro keep keep doing uh keep doing your shit yes sir yes sir thank you you guys do the same yes sir
thanks brother all right yeah man i love it um yeah guys let us know down the comments man what you
guys think with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number
three um i think there's actually a great topic on this transition uh because the thing with
the unity bro is where people got to remember is they're never going to stop trying to divide
and you're never going to get everybody in the unity it won't be everybody yeah it will
not ever be fucking everybody but I think the important thing though is you got to like just remember
you got to see through the bullshit and how hard they try um and so I want to think they're losing
though I think people are waking up dude well oh no for sure yeah I mean like I see it in my DMs dude
I get people that like apologize to me for like man I stopped following you like I used to follow
you for business and then when you like started talking about what was going on I stopped following
you because I didn't agree but you know I want to you know they're coming around you
Oh, for sure.
Well, and the people who, I, do you know, you guys heard the metaphor of like the ants in the jar, right?
Yeah.
There's red ants, black ants, you know, fighting each other.
But like, the real problem is like, we got to figure out who the fuck's shaking it.
Well, we know who's shaking it.
And I think what's cool, bro, is you start seeing that the people who are trying to shake that fucking jar are getting destroyed.
Not only that, dude.
Eventually people get tired of getting their jar shook.
That's real.
That's a fucking problem.
You know, eventually people are like, wait a minute.
No, you aren't doing this.
It's not you.
It's not you, bro.
Yeah.
So, and that's what we're coming to, and I like that.
I love it, bro.
It's a good place to be.
I love it.
But yeah, so let's start off headline number three, because I saw this video.
It's absolutely heartbreaking, bro.
But we have to remember, dude, real talk.
That tolerance cannot fucking extend to people with communist ideology.
No.
It cannot extend to people who got, listen, I cannot make this point strong enough.
You cannot tolerate people that will not tolerate you.
This is how every genocide in the history of,
of the globe has ever happened, dude.
The people who commit the genocide
utilize people's
acceptance and tolerance and goodwill and good
heart against them until they're in power
and then they fucking kill them.
There's zero tolerance. Yes, 100% dude.
And I know people say, oh, that sounds extreme.
It is extreme. But it's happened many
times. And it happened many
times in the 1900s, dude,
over and over and over again.
So, and Trump said this yesterday
about his, he's like, about
the guy in New York.
Madonna or whatever.
Yeah. He's like, dude, he's not going to get any federal funding.
Communism doesn't work. It hasn't worked for a thousand years, and he's going to prove it again.
I mean, he's correct. I just hate to see a city as amazing as New York fucked with because of this guy.
Yeah. Yeah, bro.
But, yeah, so let's start out. Let's start this headline out, this section out.
I saw this video, dude. It absolutely crushed me.
Um, there was, uh, this clip, this headline reads,
grieving dad slams lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughters suspected career criminal killer.
Um, so this was in North Carolina.
Um, the father's name is Stephen Federico.
Um, his daughter, Logan, uh, Federico was killed.
Uh, now this was a couple of months before, uh, the Charlotte Light Rail attack.
His daughter was killed at the hands of a repeat of.
fender. And let's check this clip out. Let's check it out. Yeah.
Think about your child coming home from a night out with their friends, laying down,
going to sleep, feeling somebody coming in the room and wake them, and drag her out of bed,
naked, forced on her knees with her hands over her head, begging for her hands over her head,
begging for her life.
She was five foot three.
She weighed 115 pounds.
Bang!
Dead.
Gone.
Why?
Because Alexander Devante Dickie,
who was arrested 39 God-Barre times,
25 felonies,
was on the street.
You will be sick and tired of my face and my voice until this gets fixed.
I will fight until my last breath for my daughter.
Stop protecting the people that keep taking them from us.
Please.
You have the power.
We put you in the power to do what you have to do.
We're asking you.
We're begging you all to stop this.
Yeah, he's too nice.
I mean, it was about a four-minute mile.
Yeah, I saw the whole thing.
Yeah, Fox shot.
Bro, fucking...
Dude, it's sick.
It's sick, man.
Judges need to be start being held liable for this.
For sure.
Yeah.
They need to be.
Yeah.
The judges and the fucking prosecutors.
All of them.
If you allow someone who is a prior violent convict to go free for any reason
whatsoever and they hurt someone, you should be held liable for you.
Yeah.
You're guilty by association.
of my eyes, bro.
And there should be,
I don't think there should be any wiggle room
for them to prosecute violent offenders
that are repeat violent offenders.
No.
I don't even know if I would say
for violent offenses even once outside of like,
I'm talking about like armed criminal action.
I'm not talking about like fist fights.
Yeah, or salt.
Right. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about violent
weapons, sexual violence,
those kind of things.
And, um, pedophilia.
Which I know.
a little bit about bro I got stabbed in the fucking face okay and when I was 23 years old a lot of you
guys don't know that I got stab in the face here here here and in my back okay I know what violent
crime is like and I know what it can do to your fucking psyche and I know how it can affect your life
and I can't fucking imagine raising a daughter for 20 years and then having some piece of fucking
shit who should be in prison and probably dead all right
execute them like that like i that like that's third world shit bro and you know we keep hearing
these sediments about tough on crime well when is that going to happen when is that going to
happen you know um matt walsh it's so interesting too matt walsh comes out and he's like i think
these people should be put to death yeah i've been saying that for six years and then like
it gets a bunch of like like fanfare it's like yeah no shit someone's been saying that for years
and years and years yeah you know like anyway no it's it's sick now now now other thing too like
you know because this was supposed to be a policy meeting about all the soft on policy shit right
and just to show you guys how much or really how little these fucking people actually give a
shit, one of the, uh, the, one of the congresswoman on the panel, um, didn't even know the right
victim and she confused his daughter with Ivanka, the, the girl got stabbed in the train.
Bro, check this clip out.
Long before this hearing, particularly, my daughter, this isn't Irene.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
Okay.
I am so sorry.
This is Logan Federica.
Thank you so much for bringing that.
Thank you. Thank you, sir. I am so sorry for you. I'm yeah, I confused her with the other
like you see her with her fucking nose up acting like she's some kind of going to deliver some sort of
Martin Luther King's speech until she realized she was wrong. Yeah, bro bullshit bro. Yeah. Now again,
the the point of this this long before. No, bitch. Yeah. They fucking killed this girl.
You guys fucking let him go
Fuck you
I don't want to hear about 200 years ago or a hundred years ago or fucking week ago
No, no matter
No matter no I don't know how that dad just sat there with these people bro like I I mean look
I think he composed himself very well
And I feel fucking horrible for that dude, but dude here's the thing man and again because like the whole point of this bro
We need unity and where the where is uh where is anybody standing up on that side being like bro
Like, you know what I would love to see?
Why don't we see anybody back there on the other side of the table?
For those of you listening, the victim is sitting on one side and there's a table
of people on the other side.
How come nobody on that side of the table stands up and be like, you motherfuckers fucking
allowed this and starts calling out his own fucking people for it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't see, we don't ever see that.
We don't see that in Washington.
We don't see that in any of these, like, like nothing.
Like, never do people, never will people stand.
up and say the right thing well and then the thing is bro like I said my whole point in this
is that again we we do need unity with people who are we are able to actually unite with
but we have to be able to see through the bullshit and through the the the jar shaking if you
will because the crazy thing like this clip you know this this topic was going viral and then
one of our favorite people decided to make a comment and this is what Hillary Clinton had
to say. She rips white men of a certain religion and sparks backlash. So she went on a
MSNBC and basically again said white men are the problem in this whole nation. Let's just watch
the clip. Don't take my words for it. And I am proud of the fact that we have always been a work
in progress. You know, we haven't gotten to the more perfect union and we fought a civil war
over part of it. And people have been protesting, you know, for hundreds of years.
that, you know, things were not as they should be, given our ideals and how we should be moving
toward them. So I think that's what makes us so special as a country. And the idea that you could
turn the clock back and try to recreate a world that never was dominated by, you know,
let's say it, white men of a certain persuasion, a certain religion, a certain point of view,
a certain ideology, it's just doing such damage to what we should be aiming for.
And we were on the path toward that.
I mean, imperfectly, lots of, you know, bumps along the way.
But I agree with you, we were on the right trajectory.
How so?
How so?
How are we on the right trajectory?
How is this white people's fault?
How is it white men's fault?
White Christian.
Hold on.
How?
Specifically.
How?
She can't answer that.
It's, we're a threat.
To your agenda, you know, yeah, she's a fucking witch, bro.
I think she's the most evil person in our, in, I think in the realm of politics,
I think she is the number one most evil person, maybe even above Obama.
Mm-hmm.
Real talk.
Yeah.
Well, it wasn't just her that decided to get in and try to shake the jar after those
videos come out because, again, you know, we see what's happening in the real world,
but we got to be reminded, bro.
Like, bro, people aren't buying that what she said anymore.
Nobody's buying it.
He's buying that.
Black people aren't buying that.
Well, it's funny you say that Don Lemon decided to also make a statement today.
Shogh.
Let's check this out.
Men who look like you, men who vote like you, and men who sound like you.
White men, something is broken.
Something is cracked deep inside when so many of you believe the answer to fear, to loss, to change is.
is violence.
Are you listening to me?
I hope I'm saying it loud enough for the people in the back.
How much violence goes through his colon by white men?
He must a guy hit extra hard last night.
His colonized by violent white man.
Well, here's the deal.
Come on, man.
Um, every single person that understands math understands that that's fucking actually, uh, the opposite.
That's what I'm dude.
That's what is the jar shaking, bro.
How many videos, and I'm not saying this to fucking stir shit up, but we see 20 videos for
everyone of black people fucking killing white people or beating the fuck out of them or fucking
jumping them or this or that or running through a store and fucking this and that and
this and I've said this on the show.
You've said this on the show.
It's a statistical reality.
this what he just said is a hundred percent applicable to young black men okay and that's a
problem we should all worry about that's not that's not a problem that we say oh this
doesn't exist what's a problem we should all want to address and fix correct it doesn't
it doesn't help the young black men committing the crimes no it doesn't help the young
black men that they disproportionately commit the crimes against you know um it ain't bringing
Stephen and Federico, his daughter back.
No.
And Don Lemon's a fucking idiot, dude.
He's so...
Like...
Oh, listen.
They know the game.
Listen, they know the game, okay?
You guys got to understand.
The reason that people say things like this isn't necessarily because they believe them.
It's because it's so outrageous that it gets views and likes and shares.
And it creates controversy, which indirectly or directly puts him...
into some sort of relevancy.
And so because of the way that the internet has been created
and the way social media works
and the way culture's been bent
to value attention over substance and depth,
I mean, have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy?
Okay, idiotocracy is a very good metaphor
for what's happening in society right now.
It's a terrible movie.
Yeah.
But it's about this dude who is a regular guy
And they want to do a test on him and the test gets messed up.
So they're going to freeze him for one year.
And he ends up getting frozen for 500 years.
And he wakes up and this guy's kind of a dumbass like in today's world.
But in the 500 year world, he's a genius.
Okay.
And it's worth watching it until you like kind of understand what's going on because it's very parallel to what's happening in society.
You know, people are being enraged and dumbed down.
and blunted with porn and all of this like shit and when we're living in the in the in the initial
phases of this happening because when don lemon says things like that he's not saying things like
that to be productive or solve a problem he's saying things like that for his own self
relevance and his own paycheck well and people use them for confirmation bias too bro because
people see him as all that is a trusted source of the media exactly
Exactly. Right. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, you know, yeah. No, Don Lemon said it. See, black guy said it's not black people. It's white people. Even black guy said it. You know, it's like, shut the fuck up. Don Lemon's a terrible human being. He's also on the, he's also the one who's been running up and down the street trying to convince people that Charlie Kirk deserved to get killed. And he can't produce one fucking second of hateful speech or any sort. And by the way, hate speech is not a real thing. That's called the truth. Okay. And, and.
This idea that just because you don't like what people say means that they can't say it is insane, all right?
And words are not violence.
Violence is violence.
And all of these things need to be reset in our society to have a functioning society.
Those are communist tactics to change the way that people believe and think and operate in a civilization.
And it's psychological warfare.
So when we think about like how we address arguments or how we receive information or what we need to do as people, we need to realize that none of these people actually believe the things they're saying.
They're either being paid to say it or they're saying it out of self-preservation because they need to be relevant to get paid.
You know, Don Lemon, well, who the fuck is Don Lemon without saying that?
We're not even talking about him.
Right.
You see what I'm saying?
Right.
So it's total bullshit and it creates a lot of damage and it does confirm people's unsurbed.
certainty or biases um and that happens on both sides if you watch hannity he does the same
shit same exact thing yeah i mean it's well henny said we need to go to war yeah fucking right
yeah yeah it's the same bullshit man how come how come these motherfuckers that say that can never
properly articulate the benefits that israel does for us how come that can never be properly
oh come on it's biblical endy it's not actually biblical it's not biblical yeah that's a lie it's it's
it's a lot of lies and we never hear anything like okay this is why this is why you're
supposed to do it this is why we should why it's a good idea all you hear is there are our greatest
ally america wouldn't exist without them it's the two there are strategic partners in the
middle east i mean would you want the muslims or well so why the fuck are they bombing the
shit of everybody over there and kind of a bunch of bullshit you know like today i saw a comment on
one of my videos going around and it said at this and it was talking about me it said at this point
this guy's a Muslim apologist what are you talking about what are you talking about a Muslim
apologist I don't draw any loyalty to any generalization religion or race it's good people
bad people um and by the way you know I wanted to say but I didn't have time to argue with someone
on the internet like I never do but I wanted to be like who taught you that yeah where did you
hear that Muslims were bad. Where did you, where did you hear that they were all terrorists? Who,
who put that message out and why? Right. Have you met anybody? Yeah. And by the, and then, you know,
the same person left a second comment on the post that said, you know, tell that to the Westerners
in, in, uh, in, uh, Western Europe who are being invaded by, you know, blah, blah, blah,
and I'm like, yeah, well, who's allowing that? Who's propagating that? Who's, who wants that?
You see what I'm saying? Makes you think. Yeah. Makes you ponder. People just,
don't think deep enough bro and then they form this solid opinion and you know fuck it's it's hard to
it's really hard because I was one of those people I was a person after 9-11 where I was like
fucking turn these motherfuckers into glass yeah kill them all I didn't give a fuck bro all I saw was
those planes hit that tower and I was fucking pissed and I wanted something they gave us an enemy
that correct and they manufactured it yeah and you know uh my
Muslims, you know, there, a lot of people don't understand Muslims, bro.
Like, you know, a big thing that came around during that time was that a lot of Muslims were getting obviously discriminated against very heavily.
And they would always say, Muslim is a, is a religion of peace, you know?
And generally it is.
Yeah.
And people, you know, they say, what about the terrorists?
Well, I don't know.
What was done to make them feel that way?
what was done to them to make them act out in that way
where does this terrorism usually occur usually occurs right around Israel
okay so there's two sides to every story is the point
and I think we have to understand that we cannot just lump
fucking everybody in these groups dude not all Muslims are terrorists
not all fucking Jews are bad they're not all these like sneaky little dudes
that like do all like that's not the truth not all
white people are fucking uh you know burning crosses on the fucking weekends or whatever right
not all not not all fucking indians own 7 11s man not all of them you know only smart ones
so you know we got to stop that shit that's real man we guys jumping on this conversation
man we'll love to see what you guys have to say uh let us know down in the comments what you guys
think how you guys are doing you guys hanging in there somebody said just most of them
What about Henry Ford?
What about him?
I understand what Henry Ford thought.
What do you say?
Like, dude, Paul keeps throwing up all these famous people like Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill was not a fucking hero, bro.
You got to read into what he was all about.
Okay?
You know, what about Henry Ford?
Henry Ford did fucking, you know, Henry Ford was someone who was very smart.
He also made very similar arguments to what I'm saying now that are collectivized, you know, in language like,
all Jews. So, I mean, like, bro, it's, you know, not all Indians own 7-Eleven, but all 7-Eleven's
are owned by Indians.
Not wrong.
You might have to fact-check that.
So, I love it, man. I love it, man. Well, guys, we got to get to our final segment, though.
You know, dude, there's story. You guys, you know, you think Winston Churchill is one of these
great leaders of the world, bro. There's a lot of things you don't know. There's a lot of
things you don't know, bro.
Would a great leader of the world bomb a country for 30 fucking days with with zero fucking reserve when the other country has not done anything to them?
Would that, is that good leadership?
Yeah.
There's a lot of things that motherfucker did.
Would a, would a great leader bomb the supply routes to concentration camps so that people fucking couldn't get supplies?
Would you do that?
Okay.
There's a lot of things that motherfucker did that people don't fucking talk about.
and they say oh Winston Churchill he's got the Churchill cigar and look at he's a great leader
yeah who's writing the fucking history I was just about to say that bro I was just about to say that
just because somebody calls him good doesn't mean he's good and just because somebody tells
you this is your enemy the amount of understanding of history is like non-existent
you know what I'm saying no no that's real I mean bro if you want the truth hiding in books
nobody reads man nobody cares they don't care about knowing
the truth they care about being right and that is the problem in our country and it's a problem
in the world it's the reason that most people can't be successful because they're too worried
about being right versus what's right a successful organization doesn't i don't give a fuck if my
idea is the best idea i don't give a shit if sal thinks of the greatest idea or jason or chris or
fucking uh anybody who could be the guy on the first fucking day okay there's no ego when it comes
to winning and that goes for a company and it goes for a country and it goes for a country
and it goes for everything.
And, you know, when we as a society are more worried about being right and owning people
and say, look, I'm right, than we are about solving the problem.
The problem can never be solved.
Yeah.
That's real, bro.
That's real, man.
Guys, jump in this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
That's where I bring a headline in.
We talk about it.
We vote on it.
It gets one of the.
two options um so with that being said uh you know i had that snake in my truck the
other day um let's do something on snakes okay yeah uh headline reads moment wild
python slithers across grandmother's legs as she sleeps on the sofa unaware of lurking
danger um side note this also happens to my wife every night oh all right that was way
in my head.
Yeah.
This is the moment
a wild python
slithers across
her grandmother's legs
as she sleeps on a sofa
unaware of the lurking danger.
The woman appears
to shoe off
what she thought was a cat
while she is asleep
before getting the shock
of her life
as she wakes up
to spot the serpent
on the other side of the room.
Let's check this clip out.
Oh, dude.
That's someone's pet?
No, it's wild, bro.
That's a decent size, well guy, too.
Use the flashlight.
You know she's old. She's not using a flashlight. She's using just the face of the camera.
What's she doing?
She's trying to see?
Yeah.
She never saw.
I don't think she did.
Holy shit, man.
Where do pythons get in people's houses?
Oh, bro.
Everywhere, bro.
Where?
Fucking shit.
Thailand, Australia.
But not here, right?
I mean, you've had something in your fucking garage.
That's different.
That's a little bitty snake.
That was venomous snakes.
What was a python?
You had fucking, fucking...
Copperheads.
Yeah, cotton.
Yeah, cotton.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The pythons, though.
Bro, it was weird.
I had to kill that.
I don't like killing animals.
I had to kill that copperhead.
Yeah.
And like, dude, when I cut its head off, it, like, looked at me for, like, two minutes.
Like, tongue kept sticking out and shit.
Made me feel bad.
Why'd you do this?
Yeah.
Made me feel bad.
Yeah, bro.
Look how big these things get.
I mean, it was looking at me, dude.
Like, I could tell it was, like, looking at me.
Yeah, but I'm like, I can't fix it now, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're my boy, blue?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
I'm all right, bro.
I mean, listen, I don't mind the snakes, though.
I don't mind the-
shit.
It ate a deer?
Bro, they get big.
Like down in Florida, brother.
What is that?
Is it shitting out of deer?
No, they cut it open.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
They get big, man.
How does a snake catch a deer?
When they're sleeping or something?
They're constrictors, bro.
So once they grab them, brother, they just fucking squeeze their ass.
You die by his fisciation.
You're not with the snakes, bro?
You're not with them?
Nope.
I'm cool with them, bro.
Never, ever, ever, ever will I be either.
Why?
You ever been bit by a snake?
Nope.
Yeah, so I'm probably because I'm scared of them.
I don't mind them.
You ever been bit by one?
Yeah, I've been bit.
Well, then why would you keep fucking with them?
You've been bit by a dog?
Yeah?
You still got dogs?
That's different.
That's different.
Domestic versus wild.
Yeah, and that's the other thing, too.
Like, yeah, it's like, I mean, bro, there's just like any other animals, man.
They got personalities and shit, especially captive ones.
I had the snake I had, I had for like 12 years.
Ducks have personalities.
I think all animals do.
Ducks definitely do.
Mm-hmm.
Little, Dali will follow me around the yard.
Mm-hmm.
That's the pink bill, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dally's cool.
He's my homie.
Yeah, man.
Snake in the bed.
Mm-hmm.
And it wasn't grandpa.
There we go
That's a little better than the first one
Yeah
Where we got this is nasty
Bro what would you do
Burn the house down
I'm fucking moving
Burn the house down
I mean
Also like
Clean the shit
Yeah
How do people live like that
Yeah
Come on green
Like let me give you guys a little
Little
Look
I'm just gonna let you in
A little secret
Mm-hmm
People look in the
background of your selfies and your mirrors. I'm being serious. I want everybody to understand
this. There's a lot of him and this has nothing to do with this, but I just want to give a little
free game. Yeah, free game. I like it. There's a lot of influencers that want to get paid by
companies that will take selfies and in the back of their selfie, there's shit everywhere.
We will not work with people like that. Most companies won't. So be aware that when you take a
selfie and uh there's your dirty skin marked underwear and the fucking back of the photo um
you're not getting a contract for anything yeah no no maybe dude wipes
dude wipes is so good they probably would dude they probably would yeah yeah fuck me dude you know
what i you don't have a problem like those dude wipe guys bro i i watch them start their business
bro and build it into real thing i use really cool bro i use wipes every time i should use dude wipes
yeah dude wipes are good i'll use any wipes
be real
I mean just being real
but like
dude wipes got me on that
they got me on that
well bro it only makes sense
I never used to do that
it only makes sense
and then they got this thing
called shower in a bag
so like if you're like
those wipes yeah
yeah yeah yeah
that's what I need
well dude it makes sense
I need a heavy dude
why don't we wipe
baby's asses with with wipes
and then we just stop
when they fucking you know
turn three like how does that work
I mean you just stop
what are wipes
yeah
what
what
That was so good
I didn't even know what he said
He got the chat rolling
Oh man
Oh shit
That's trophy worthy Zee
All right
Decent
All right man
Yep
No snakes
No snakes
All right guys
Yeah man guys
Andy
That's all I got bro
Yep
all right guys uh we will see you
friday
all right
all right guys have a good day
thank you don't be a ho
sure the shit
we're from sleeping on the flow
now my jury box froze
fuck a bull fuck a stole counting millions
in a cold bad bitch booted swow
got her on bank row can't fold
just a no head shot case closed
