REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 946. Andy & DJ CTI: Prosecutors Hammer Charlie Kirk Assassination Suspect, Government Showdown & Netflix Gay Propaganda
Episode Date: October 3, 2025On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss prosecutors hammering the Charlie Kirk assassination suspect with DNA, gun, text and rooftop evidence, the government shutdown, and Netflix showcasing young stu...dents coming together to set up and celebrate their teacher’s gay wedding in a cartoon.
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let's get into the show um guys remember if you'd like to see any of these articles pictures links videos
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With that being said,
let's just get into our headlines, bro.
Why not?
Headline number one.
Let's do a Charlie Kirk update
because there's been a lot of stuff happening here.
And I know, you know, we do our best
to try to keep people updated with shit that's going on.
So there's been a development.
But first, they say that prosecutors hammered
Charlie Kirk assassination suspect with voluminous
DNA, gun, text, and rooftop evidence.
okay um so this this came out because the trial is getting getting underway they've had you know
their preliminary hearings and um you know i think they're in the discovery portion of it now
and they're saying they have so much evidence against um against this guy uh against
tyler uh robinson and um you know now the public we've only you know and like and dude part
of me i understand it right like you want to be able to protect the integrity of the investigation
itself right and so like you don't want to you can't show all the cards that you have right i
understand that it's very important it's an important piece of the judicial process right you don't
want to show all your cards um but there's been some there's been some issues and some
um there's been some conversations about about you know maybe you know not telling us all
the important facts um telling the people the important facts um telling the important facts that
especially with the case that's obviously like you know it's in the news man it's a massive
it's global it's a massive case um now it's been very hard to follow along with what's going on
because there's so many people trying to jump the gun to say they know what's going on and have no
fucking clue well they may or they may not but the problem is is that we do have a lot of people who
speak in certainty I saw look man Linda who's been on the show a few times right
we don't agree on everything but that's I like that I like people that you know I can
have a real discussion with and she was making the case about you know how a lot of these
podcasters are really fucking people up just like the mainstream media did for years and
years and years and I kind of agree with her dude like I feel like the the reporting on the
news of these things has become this race to who got it first and um instead of who got it
right and and dude that really plays into the confusion and fog of war that is intended
when we talk about destabilization demolization of the country so it's very important
that people recognize who's actually gathering the
information as it goes or who's just trying to jump to a conclusion and say, this is what it is.
I mean, from what I can tell, and I think from what you could tell, we spoke about this,
there's a lot of conflicting shit.
And I don't think it's responsible for anybody to be saying, I know what actually happened.
For certain.
Yeah.
100%.
And I think that's very important.
You know, and I also think, too, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll.
I also think, too, like, I mean, because we talk about the, you know, the transparency behind these investigative bodies, if you will, right?
But, like, you know, the move of citizen journalism, if you will, it's like, dude, it's skyrocketed and there's so much of it.
And we, it's a hard thing to kind of battle because, you know, obviously the media we've lost trust in.
I think most, I can speak for most Americans.
There's no trust in media, right?
No, I don't think there's trust in media for anybody except people.
that are over the age of 65.
Correct.
Like die hard,
you know,
Sean Hannity fans or die hard,
you know,
CNN people.
Yeah,
right.
You know,
and because of that,
it has moved to this place
where, you know,
you have these social media figures,
you know,
citizen journalists,
if you will,
that, like,
you know,
have gotten into it.
And some of these people
have garnered a lot of support,
a lot of horsepower,
you know,
and I think it's just,
I think it's very important,
like we always do on the show.
We try to,
like,
Obviously, a lot of it is our opinions, is our speculation, right?
But we don't just throw shit out there just to hop on the fucking wagon, you know?
And I think I see a lot of people doing that shit, dude.
A lot of people.
You know, and I know we talked about it last night, you know, about starting stuff.
Because, like, I mean, we have plenty of people that talk to us and, you know, give us some intel and information and stuff like that.
And we would like to open that up, actually.
So I got to throw this up here before we get there.
Guys, if you or someone you know, all right?
Right, would like to send us some information and like to remain anonymous in an official capacity.
You guys can submit your tips to tips at reallyf.com.
We'll be using that.
We'll keep it private.
We'll respect, you know, anonymity.
Yeah.
To a degree.
Understand, we're not going to talk about your shit unless you provide actual evidence.
It has to be submitted with actual, like, real evidence.
Yes.
It has to be credible.
Okay, like don't say, oh, I work, we got to have proof.
It will be protected, promise you that.
But don't send us no bullshit, okay?
But it's very important because there's a lot of, dude, there's just so much shit happening.
So let's dive into this a little bit.
You know, it's been, it hasn't even been a month yet since the assassination.
But TPSA, they did an event, their first event in Utah, since the Charlie Kirk assassination.
And they had some bullshit happened there a couple of days ago.
So bomb squad detonates suspicious device prior to TPA USA's first Utah event since Charlie Kirk assassination.
So there was a suspicious device that was detonated by law enforcement at Utah State University on Tuesday afternoon prior to the first turning point USA event in the state since Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
The institution was already taking extra security measures amid heightened concerns.
According to a statement from Utah State University.
So this is not the same school that Charlie was at.
Correct.
But a suspicious device was located near the exterior of Old Main building on campus.
While the device was deemed to be non-explosive, it was detonated by a bomb squad.
Someone can be heard yelling fire in the hole before a loud explosion was heard, according to the video obtained by Fox News.
So you have that happen, right?
Now, I have this timeline here.
This is from New York Post.
They put this out.
you know this is kind of just giving us a rundown because again we're you know we're not even a month a month post uh the assassination um and there's some things that we know and there's some things that people are asking a lot of questions on yeah you know are you know alleged assassin and i'm using that word very very heartly right now because dude there's just so much around it but they have a guy he's a 22 year old dude Tyler robinson this is common knowledge that everybody has kind of accepted as truth
um you know they have him in custody he's going through the trial and everything um we know that he has been charged with aggravated murder um a felony discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily injury and obstruction of justice um we we were told that he's been you know he was living with the transgender roommate um and there's been some communications between the two uh that helped the feds catch the alleged assassin but i thought his family turned him in like there's just so much here.
all right now one person that is in the uh on the interwebs um you know and i'm a fan of this person
it's candis owen she's been doing some incredible research on this and really deep dives in on this
um now candis comes out uh with her most latest show i think it came out yesterday um saying
you know alleging that the fbi may be withholding critical information about a woman that was potentially
working with Charlie Kirk's shooter.
And she says she has confirmed this multiple ways.
It's a confirmed source.
It's a verified person who, you know, would know, would be there.
Well, she says in her podcast who it is.
Yeah.
You watch the whole thing.
I know you got a clip here.
Yep.
But she, like in the show, outside the context of this clip, she explains who that person is.
Very thoroughly.
Right.
Yeah.
So let's just check the clip.
Let's see this clip for those who have not seen it yet.
Here's a clip.
And sure enough, you're going to hear right in the beginning, his aunt is going to mention
that there was a woman who was helping the shooter.
And she's not sure whether or not that person wasn't accomplice.
I know I would say if you're helping the shooter, you weren't accomplished,
but somehow we all missed this in this actual clip that Shainer had posted
and has since been white from the internet.
Take a listen.
If you time.
How long it took him to get from that little part over to here was way longer than it should have been.
So I wondered if the girl had given him stuff.
Like if there isn't a compost, sorry, you're filming.
And it said right here, that picture from Sam's across the street, he was right here.
Yep.
So you see, she's talking about the shooter, and she says,
I was wondering if the girl had given him stuff.
And then somebody off camera says, you know, you're filming.
And she says, I'm sorry that you're filming.
but it's very clear
there's no question at all
in fact leading into that
which we should have maybe cut
that a little bit earlier
they're speaking about
how she thought the FBI
had it wrong
the timing didn't make sense to her
and that's what she started with
the timing doesn't make sense to me
because I thought that it took a little longer
for him to walk let's play that again
Skyler just so they can hear it again
she says there's a girl take a listen
if you time
how long it took him
to get from that little part over to here
was way longer than it should
So I wondered if the girl had given him stuff.
Like if there isn't accomplice.
Sorry, you're filming.
And it said right here, that picture from Sam's across the street, he was right here.
So just to be clear, those subtitles are wrong.
It's just that's AI.
She's saying, I wondered if there is an accomplice.
Okay?
I wondered if there is an accomplice, which we should edit that, Chris, when we re-release that.
And then somebody says something, something.
and she's like sorry I didn't realize you were filming okay yeah uh apparently it's also on
the ring doorbell camera that that yes and that that video well you can explain it yeah so so
the story the story goes is that the video and i'm sure a lot of people have seen it the video of
him walking down the street Tyler robin walking up the street walking down and up that's coming from a
ring doorbell camera which was submitted to which was submitted to the FBI and then
released to TMZ correct okay and the people who live on that street are now saying that
that video has been edited to edit out a woman who was with him right and what this woman is
saying on the recording is that she saw it as well right and and so that brings up a
major issue it bring a major issue because some of my knowledge there's only one
person on the stand there's only one person that has been arrested in this whole
fiasco yeah right out of all the discord chats and in all the text messages that
you know may have been AI text I don't know there's nobody else that has been
arrested in connection to this Charlie Kirk assassination to my knowledge right if
this is the case let's say that the ring because again I haven't seen the
footage. I have not seen the original footage with another person in the clip with
Charlie Kerb or Tyler Robinson, but let's say if that was the case. Okay. And it was
submitted to the FBI. Why would they not have said anything about it? Well, what would
be the point of the point would be that very important information? Well, it could only
be one thing. And it's that they're trying to hide someone's involvement.
And my speculation is that that someone is probably affiliated with them.
So, well, I mean, there's another thought, dude, because it could be his, you know, trans, you know, love or dude or whatever.
Oh, and they're not trying to inflame people.
But if that's the case, again, like, if you're able already embedding somebody who just got, you know what I'm saying, like, you're guilty by association, you're involved in that.
Listen, man.
Let's just cut to the fucking chase.
Okay.
Our agencies are corrupt.
Not every agent in the agencies, the CIA, the FBI.
For sure.
They're not all corrupt.
There's a major war going on inside, a culture war going on inside these agencies
between patriotic Americans and people who have been compromised.
All right.
These people are fighting each other for survival.
Because remember, before that,
that fight would make it to the public it's they have to conquer these agencies first and what I have
been told by people that know for sure same okay that Candace Owens or you know whoever no no disrespect
I like Candace Owens but I'm just making a point nobody okay this is motherfuckers that are in the
room right I have been told personally that there is a major culture war happening in these agencies
where good agents
are trying to fucking incriminate the bad agents
and vice versa.
Yep.
And the bad agents,
like I've explained many times for years,
are compromised through third party,
uh,
you know,
operations.
And they are not going to go quietly.
Because when you back people in a corner who are all in,
they don't just surrender.
They get very dangerous.
And that's what's going on.
And,
and,
you know,
I continue to say this, and I know it frustrates people, but we're not going to know what's actually going on until they are doing the things that they are supposed to be doing.
Now, it does seem like there are steps being made towards the right thing, but it also seems like a lot of that could be lip service because it has been lip service in the past.
so we're going to have to wait and see what happens here but i think we're at a critical point
where we are going to find out very quickly who's going to win this fight there which is going
to dictate how we behave here yeah 100% dude that's just that's my that's probably yeah no yeah
for sure and dude you know i like candace a lot um i think i think she's spot on on almost everything
that she's done and said, you know, when she came out with this letter and said the letter
said all this thing and then and then yet now who produced the letter and now they're arguing
over saying that, you know, maybe she was exaggerating or making it up or lying. You know,
I think a lot of people saw that and I think it dinged her credibility. Maybe I'm wrong and
maybe she's handled that since then, but that's the question I keep seeing. I see people getting
upset with her because they feel like she's jumping from thing to thing to thing. I
don't I don't feel like that's what she's doing intentionally.
I feel like Candace has always tried to get to the real truth.
For sure.
And I don't do that because sometimes when you get to the real truth, you know, for example,
somebody steals a hundred bucks from you, uh, you might look around at the room and say,
well, fuck, it's probably him because of this or it could be that guy because of this.
And I think with the emotions being so high, um, and her having a personal relationship
with Charlie, I think, you know, she is very motivated to find out who the fuck did this.
For sure.
And like, but I've also.
seeing her even like with this you know situation like she's she's like admitted like one of the
things that came out was like there was no autopsy done like that was a theory there was no
autopsy done or nothing like that she's confirmed she's like hey yeah i thought that too
i've confirmed it actually was done they do have an autopsy huh we'll never release that
yeah Utah state laws yeah it's weird to me it's it's weird here's what's weird to me bro
it's like the the guys who have the most attention now um you know the people or
out there who are basically, I would say at the front of the tip of the spear talking the
most, they're all attacking each other.
And I don't understand how come we don't, if we all care about this country and we all
care about what's going on, why are we not putting aside our personal gain or personal
reputation or personal biases to work together to solve the problem?
Well, I mean, that's how you know it's not about that.
Well, I'm making a point.
Yeah.
Like we have a lot of people
that would rather attack people
that are on their same team
which is the exact reason why the fuck
we really can't make any progress
100% bro because there's more about t-shirt sales
yeah a lot of these fucking bro fuck
I know you see the fucking thing
how Israel's paying everybody $7,000
shit fuck man
and like then you see the
and here's the other piece of the bro
like it's like
the same audience that you built up
You know, and all that horsepower you built up, bro.
They're attacking you now.
Yeah.
Because they see the shit.
You ruin your reputation.
Bro, yeah.
Completely destroy you.
Yeah, bro.
I actually like it.
I actually like it for us selfishly.
Because I'm like, okay, well, people are going to find out who's actually in it for
fixing the problem and who's in it for clout.
Bro.
Listen.
No, I don't, no.
This room might not be that bad.
Seven grand.
I'm just saying, I know.
But uh well no no let's let's seriously talk about it's pure property hold on let's talk about this
I'm in a unique position because of my history and business yeah correct like I don't make my
money for media I do this because I care about it and most of these other people seven thousand
dollars is the cost of their integrity no it just is like if they can make five posts a week
it's seven grand that's fucking 35 grand a week that they were never making before no right so we'll
never be able to make after yeah and and a lot of these people don't have the perspective to
understand that their audience is more well read than they are on the situation and I think a lot
of these big people are just going to lose their shit because they're they're like looking at the
short you know it's no different in any business you look at the short term gain and you cut off
you cut off your nose spite your face type of thing yeah you know yeah bro it's not good no no no like
And some of these people are people I like personally.
I know the personally.
I know.
You know what I've been on the show?
Bro.
And I'm like, bro, what are you doing?
I know.
What are you doing?
I know, bro.
You know?
And it's like, yeah.
It's one thing to take an ad from a toothpaste company.
Yeah.
Okay?
Right.
It's one thing to promote form energy.
Everybody should.
It's another thing.
It's right.
It's another thing to take money from.
Wait, you guys are getting paid for this?
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
but uh yeah man it's just it's just not a good look but no when it's and and it's it's so scripted
too bro it's so scripted yeah well you can see in their eyes they don't believe it dude i know
charler kirk's situation though like i said if if if this is true and again i have no
reason to not believe candis because i have not seen anything that would make me say okay
she's full of shit okay but at this point again all this being true
If there is another woman that was involved in this situation somehow, some way, why don't we know that, right?
There's, there's just so many questions that I feel like I deserve, we deserve answers to, bro.
Like, there's so many questions that just does not make sense.
And then to see the headline that I started with, you know, the prosecutor, we have all this evidence.
What evidence, man?
Because we haven't seen any of it.
Yeah.
We haven't seen any of it, right?
Like, the only thing that I play over and over in my head, bro, is that.
is that clip that zoomed in clip of the actual assassination and then tell me oh is this type of round
there's no fucking chance now if it was a 30 out six bro his head probably would have came
there's no chance bro there was a dude who did an experiment shooting a 30 out six from 200 yards
away through a bunch of steaks yeah did you see that no they were like these big fuck
they weren't stakes they were like these kind of stakes right and i mean fuck dude it blew him in
half bro you know what's no chance
Yeah, I mean.
There's no chance.
He taped a bunch.
He taped like five or six steaks together.
So I said it was like beef ribs.
It was something like that.
But it was like five, six steaks together.
He taped them together.
And I mean, it blew it a fucking part, bro.
You know?
There's no chance.
Yeah.
There's no chance.
And like what I'm sick of?
I mean, if you've ever shot an animal with a 30 out six or a fucking, you know, a 308 or any of that shit, bro, or even a pumpkin or fucking.
I mean, you, you understand.
Yeah.
And I think that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the,
problem that I have, right?
Like, I'm so sick of these people putting this shit in front of you saying, hey, this is pink.
Hey, uh, one pool of the trigger, 30 round magazine.
Yeah, right.
One pull of the trigger.
30 round clip.
Yeah, right.
Right, right.
One pull of trigger.
30 round clip.
One second.
One second.
Dead.
You're in Kevlar vests.
I'm just, I'm sick of it, bro.
Like, like, like, like we're fucking literally moron.
And don't fucking question it, by the way.
Don't question it.
What do you mean, dear Kevlar arrest?
Don't question.
Yeah, don't question it.
F-16s, bro.
Yeah.
Like, don't quite, like, I'm so sick of it, man.
Oh, yeah, no one talks about Biden fucking threatening the entire country.
What do you mean we're going to water the tree of liberty with blood of Patriots?
We got F-16s, dude.
Like, I want those two.
What a fucking idiot.
Yeah, we should have those.
Yes, me too.
Me too.
If you could afford an F-16, you should be able to buy one.
Buy one.
Yeah.
I want the same shit I got a mask.
What would you buy first?
I know what I would buy.
I know the two pieces of military equipment I would buy first.
Besides a mini gun, but you could buy mini guns now.
You can.
I'm going to buy one.
You should.
They just cost too much to shoot.
Yeah.
I was going to say a plantation.
Okay.
Besides a plantation.
Bro, okay.
Being real, though, I want a giant.
fucking military
fucking generator.
Okay,
well,
you lost the war
because I'm buying
an Apache helicopter
and then
Warhog
Yeah,
and then I'm buying an A10
Yeah, bro,
that'd be sick
That was my first two pieces
That'd be sick
Can't fly them,
but they'd be sick
Oh, I can fucking fly them
I didn't run anything
My fuck you put me
I can motorize,
operate, run anything
without any training
Yeah
I mean,
I believe you're pretty good
I believe you
I feel like I have that neck too though
I'd figure it out
Yeah, just give me a couple of seconds, a couple of form energies.
We'll get there.
Yep.
Give me the manual.
I got it.
Yeah, I need some of that, uh, never mind.
I can't go.
Goddain.
I'm trying to be better.
Why?
You should be proud of you.
I thought you should be proud of you.
He wants me to go there.
Yeah, man, I don't know.
Chat, what do you guys got on this situation, man?
I mean, if we were having a war, like this just shows you that you have a terrible, you're a terrible general.
I didn't think you were talking about war, bro.
I said if you could buy any piece of military equipment,
yeah, like just a half.
The fucking answer of yours was a fucking generator.
Yeah, bro.
I can go to Home Depot and get a generator.
Well, if it's war, but like, no, bro, I'm talking about the big motherfuckers that are on trailers,
bro.
I'm talking about running neighborhood, you know what I'm saying?
Like, again, like, I didn't, I didn't know the context.
It would be cool to have, you know?
Yeah, man.
Do you, okay, let me ask you this chat.
Do you guys think Candace Owens is full?
of shit yes or no okay yeah see I don't I don't think so either bro I don't think so
either yeah I don't think so either dude I think she might have jumped a little fast
into some things but I never questioned her intent or what she's actually trying to do
and see that and people will try to poke holes they're trying to say well she's married to
this guy who's the Lord the Duke of fucking men he's he's cool too right he is cool he's cool yeah
so you know whatever man I you know I someone said in the chat just now they're lying to us about
everything and of course they are yeah that's what it is dude I don't disagree with that and uh
someone asked about the Jews again I mean you go back and say what I said you know to the last
chat which I stand by I stand by I mean I just don't I just it's not true yeah it's there's
there's evil people in every single situation um and if you named the top 1,000 people
or the top 500 people, it would solve the problem.
And that's not 15 or 16 million people.
It's just not.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation, man,
let us know down in the comments, what you guys think.
With that being said, let's go crew some comments, shall we?
We shall.
This first one is from Michael Bell, 3660.
He says, I work at QT here in St. Louis.
I'm always pushing people to try your products.
Love the show.
I think that you should go into Michael's QT and get yourself a form energy.
Mm-hmm.
Bro, QT's got the best rollers.
I love QT.
Bro, they got some good rollers.
QT's got the best roller food.
Bro.
Period.
Bro, listen.
You get that steamed hot dog bun?
Bro, my, that chicken, that buffalo chicken roll, put that shit on the bun.
You know how fat I used to be, bro?
Let me tell you what I used to get there.
I used to buy six tequitos.
What?
That's so specific.
Starts with six.
Which kind, though?
Which kind, though?
I would get four of the yellow and two the whites.
Damn, so that's steak and cheese.
It's corn tortilla and then flour tortillas.
And then I would get a cheesy pepper jack, bro.
And then I would get, no, those are gross.
That's the one with the crusty outside.
I don't like that one.
Those are fighting words, but.
Then I would get a breakfast burrito if they had one.
then I would get a bag of kettle-cooked lays
and then I would get two long john donuts
damn and I'd eat all of it
yeah that's how I gained 100 pounds
for one year fuck man it worked
bro they got some good shit though I love QT's got some good shit
I love QT they run a great business
they do you know that meme it's like you know if I ever get
fucking super rich I'm not gonna tell anybody but there would be signs
but I'd have the fucking QT fucking drink machine
I have a QT roller
You do?
I have a QT tequito roller
Jeff Wasserman gave it to me
Like a legit roll
It's out of the farm
It is
I know exactly, fuck
Yeah
It's on the fucking bar at the farm
That's crazy
How I cook my snacks at the farm
When I get to the farm
I take the I have a bag of QT
fucking tequitos
How the fuck do you get that?
I can't tell you
And we open the tequitos
And I put five or six on the rollers
It's come back in like two hours
I'm ready to go bro
That's crazy
Yeah
That's then I'll go down to Wagner's later
and get me a turkey and Swiss sandwich?
That's crazy.
You ever had a sandwich from Wagner's?
I don't even know what Wagner's.
Yeah, it's somebody's house.
It's the mobile down there.
Oh, okay.
The gas station passed my farm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got a deli in there.
They make you the best fucking sandwich you ever had.
Yeah.
It's small town.
Am I able to go?
I've been in there before.
I'm safe.
Oh, yeah.
As long as you're with me.
That's right.
Yeah, you're good.
Don't go in there by yourself.
Don't go in everybody yourself.
It's far out there.
Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
There's lots of black people who live out there, bro.
No, there is.
Yeah, your neighbors are.
The first neighbor that ever came and saw me when I bought the farm was a black man named Clayton.
He's a teacher, and he brought his students to come in and for career day.
Fucking great.
Oh, Doc Holliday lives out there by the farm.
Does he?
Yeah.
From AB?
Yeah.
No shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you're good.
Yeah, we'll be fine.
Yeah, well, I'm fine.
Good.
All right.
Next one.
Isn't that funny how people make these racist?
Assumptions even true. Yeah, but what's so funny is like when I bought that farm
The first neighbor that came and saw me was was Clayton who's a black man
With his grandpa who's black and they came over and they they welcome me to the area and they ask if I need any help
That's awesome yeah and I mean bro this all this shit it's not real bro never expected it's not real
well you think their uh their their land was inherited shut the fuck up
Moving on
See
Well I told you I was trying
You pulling it out of me, man
Yeah
I know
All right
All right next one
We got some more comments guys
This next one is from
Jay Flood
5035
He says
I'm going to start yelling at my local
7-11
because I shexed three and no first one.
Well, I don't know what shecht means.
But it's going to be there.
Yeah, just you got to wait.
It might have sold out.
Like, dude, I got a message today from one of the one of our good friends who's up in
the Pacific Northwest that their 7-Eleven continues to sell out.
That's good problems I have, man.
Yeah.
I mean, look, dude, by the way, I just want to stop and say I've really,
appreciate you guys supporting us with that um it means a lot it's a big initiative for us we have
you know as you can imagine a lot invested in it and uh to see you guys go out and support it and tag it
and create that movement on the ground um it's it really means a lot to all of us here so i know
we fuck around and we talk a lot of shit here but i just really fucking appreciate you guys 100%
yeah 100% um this guy does not appreciate you though uh last comment uh is from
Stam 2
666
He says
Based on this guy's face
He's a massive drinker
Don't take advice from him
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's all
Me
And it's so funny dude
You know how many times I drank this year?
None I can tell you, I can tell you
I don't think any of this year
No one time
Yeah one this year
Oh yeah
NAB
That's right
That's one time
I've had three or four beers, and it was when we went to AB and got to drink out of the fucking...
Which you can't fucking miss that.
I'm sitting there with Brendan, the CEO of AB, all the team, Dana White, my brother, and we're celebrating the launch of our drink.
Can't miss it.
I'm not saying no to that.
I was in the middle of 75 hard, bro.
I had to fucking start over because of that, but I'm not missing that.
You don't miss that.
But that was the only fucking beer I've had the whole year.
I had one, before we came back from Colorado, I think the last day might have been on the first or second of January.
And I think I might have had some beers that day.
Yeah.
But I can't remember.
But those are the only two days I've drank the whole year.
That's it.
I was actually thinking about it the other day.
I'm like, man, I can't remember the last time I had alcohol.
Mm-hmm.
This is so funny people just fucking.
Oh, whatever.
He's a massive drinker.
Yeah.
Nobody should listen to me.
Drinker at first, a form energy.
I mean, you know, maybe they shouldn't listen to me, but that's not why.
Said the ball way too low there.
Stam, too.
Yeah, man, guys, we appreciate you, though, man, for being real-ass fans, guys.
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all right let's keep moving um got headline number two uh headline number two reads we got
update uh we got the uh schumer shutdown uh so that started um the measures to avert government
shutdown fail in the senate um there's a lot of interesting stuff happening
here. I know we covered, you know, that it was moving to the shutdown. We're actually in it now.
Happened the other day. And, you know, they asked Trump about it, you know, what was going on,
why it was happening. Let's check his response. We have a clip. Yeah.
What's the say about the state of the Democrat Party when they have a 33% of favorability rating
on average in recent months, and they're willing to shut down the government over health care.
They are shutting it down. We're not shutting it down. We're not shutting it down. We
don't want it to shut down because we have the greatest period of time ever. I told you, we have
$17 trillion being invested. So the last person that wants to shut down is us now. With that being
said, we can do things during the shutdown that are irreversible, that are bad for them and irreversible
by them, like cutting vast numbers of people out, cutting things that they like, cutting programs
that they like. And you all know, you all know Russell vote. He's become very popular recently because he can
trim the budget to a level that you couldn't do any other way. So they're taking a risk by having
a shutdown because because of the shutdown, we can do things medically and other ways, including
benefits. We can cut large numbers of people. We don't want to do that, but we don't want
fraud, waste, and abuse. And, you know, we're cutting that. But they want to have illegal aliens
come into our country and get massive health care at the cost to everybody else, and we don't have it.
That's, I would say, the number one reason that they want to strike is to get illegal immigrants health care.
And, you know, Gavin Newsom wants that, too, in California, and it's destroying California.
We can't have that.
We're not going to let it happen.
Yeah.
That's not happening, though.
Is that Dr. Oz?
Yes.
Huh.
Okay.
A lot more salt.
Yeah.
He just quit on that just for men.
Not like me, though.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, it's all salt, man
You know, watch that cholesterol out there
But, you know
Andy, come right, well, hey, uh, DT
Do it
Do it! Do it!
Well, they are.
Do it!
We've been sitting here, I mean, all I've been saying
about Donald Trump for the last month.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it. Why are we doing?
Why are you talking about it?
Just do it.
Fucking do it, man.
Well, it sounds like they started doing it, actually.
So the guy, so I mean, because again,
like that's what happens when, you know,
Do it Congress just shut down power goes back to the executive branch that's the checks and balances of it
Do it and now obviously there's a lot of people out of work a lot of federal work
I do feel I think I think it's very unfortunate especially for the military people I believe they're missing checks
Yeah, and I think the politicians are still getting their checks they do yeah that's fucking bullshit
It's fucked up so our fucking military
Doesn't and look I'm not gonna argue about other things and what this or that there's just a lot of people who are good people who do good things
that are now missing it and paid
while these motherfuckers still get paid
mm-hmm and over an issue
how backwards is that shit over an issue
no motherfuckers shouldn't be paid anyway
like you shouldn't even go to the Congress
you shouldn't even be elected
if you can't afford to go there
and not take any pay
it would eliminate all the shit bags
because they would have to go make money
somewhere else or or their
pages needs to be proportionate to the median
income for their district that they're
representing that's my belief
I don't think, I think, I think political service is service.
And if it was still service and not a business, we'd have a completely different country.
That's real.
That's real.
You know, but again, the big, the big, the big issue here, you know, again, like the reason they shut down is because allegedly Democrats want to find illegal aliens and their health care.
But that's not happening, Andy.
It's not happening.
Come on, man.
We don't want to do that.
Why would we want to do that?
And it's funny because, you know, they try to, like, they forget the internet's a real place.
I know.
And they forget that there's, like, receipts of everything.
They forget that everything they say goes everywhere instantly.
Everywhere.
And so, like, let's watch this Democrat senator.
She decided to jump on Fox News.
And it completely backfired.
Let's check this clip.
I haven't heard anybody in my party saying that illegal immigrants should get access to the health insurance marketplace.
I'm so glad you said that actually I have some.
tape of your Democratic Party members saying this
on the debate stage. So they've all said, and let's play the clip.
A lot of you have been talking tonight about
these government health care plans that you've proposed in one form or another.
This is a show of hands question, and hold them up for a moment
so people can see.
Raise your hand if your government plan would provide coverage for undocumented
immigrants.
Okay.
Senator, that's literally every member of your party for moderate to more progressive that have said that in the past.
I'm not even embarrassed about them raising their hands.
I'm embarrassed to the motherfuckers cheering.
Like, shit's so good here that you would just say, okay, let's give our money to these people.
Well, bro, that's not, they're not paying money.
That was 2019 when the economy was much better.
And people weren't fucking getting hit as hard.
and now people are realizing oh oh oh right that's what they're thinking and now it's different
but these motherfuckers still want to do it because they need voters oh 100% they're not afraid
to hide it we got to listen it is an absurd it's an absurd argument of literally absurd argument
to think that you or me or anybody watching or listening to this
deserves to have their income taken and taxed and given to someone who is not a United States
citizen. It's a, it's a tough enough pill to swallow that we are taxed and it's given to
anybody. Like I fucking hate the fact that that all my people and everybody that works for me
gets taxed like a motherfucker and has to like be punished for doing the right thing such as
working hard and getting a job and trying to have a family and do all these things
and then these guys are fucking taxed half their money and it's given to people who are
happy to just waste it and not contribute at all in society that is something that cannot
exist in a civil society okay and that was put in place long ago to create dependency on
the government so that these people these very people this woman here and all of her
friends would have voters eventually.
Yeah.
And that people would vote in their own self-interest.
They would vote away from capitalism, and they would eventually accept what they call
socialism, which is actually just communism.
100% bro.
And it's like, again, so she hasn't heard it.
It's not happening, Andy.
Well, let's go up to Detroit.
We got to go check in with Representative Shreit Tander.
Because he, he set the quiet part completely out loud.
Let's check this clip out.
Returning back to Detroit this morning after the Republicans failed to show up in the U.S.
House, we got to make sure Americans have the health care that they need.
And if that means we got to shut this government down, so be it.
Yeah, Americans.
First of all, bitch.
Those aren't Americans, motherfucker.
Second of all, your fucking toupee and your eyebrows is a violation of our code of conduct
here in this country.
You should not even be a congressman.
You don't qualify.
Third of all, it's Detroit.
Not Detroit's a you fucking ass wipe.
Yeah.
Nice hair.
Nice fucking throat.
Fuck you.
How about that?
Tell them, Z-Shine.
You out of here, Dad.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Look here.
That's a weird looking dude, bro.
Fucking.
Why is that guy, why is that guy even in our,
government i don't like them i don't either i don't like his eyebrows he didn't even make a
point he said for american citizens those aren't citizens are you those are illegals at americans
no that's the workaround well those aren't americans bro fuck this guy in his toupee
detroit it's not fucking oh fucking ass white um you know but speaking of these illegals
right just get them out it'd be very simple um are we making progress though
though, Trump's ICE arrest over 800 illegal aliens across Sanctuary State, Illinois.
So this is a matter of a couple of days.
ICE has made over 800 arrest in the great, wonderful state of Illinois.
It's been going, but, you know, you still got these people who are, you know, working for these nonprofits
that are being funded by our tax dollars that are, you know, obviously still want to fight them.
the good news is they still been getting their asses whoop also used by
paid for by attacks dollars so i guess that's kind of cool i never get tired of seeing this
of them getting their asses i love oh bro it's so fucking great it's not even like severe
ass whooping it's just the fact that there's any repercussions at all it's fun to watch it is good
to watch like i mean this first dude gets fucking face slam check this out
Where's Waldo?
Oh, he's on the ground.
Look how easy they drop.
Bro, we've been talking about this for years.
You don't try to larp with fucking pool noodles and trash can lids and think you're going to whoop ass.
I took this off of the Antifa guy.
I bet you did.
The other day. It's a, it's fake.
Well, you know why they got, they use those because, you know, real one's too dangerous.
You know, like the, the, the, the, the, the detachment.
from reality is is pretty impressive bro they go down so easy it's just impressive it's like you
dude that's what happens when you like put your hands on someone that's never had their hands put on
him bro i have this you know what i'm saying like as a man you kind of need someone to put your hand
their hands on you and fucking like what boss what you guys ain't into that
clip that shit
what I'm saying is
what I'm saying is like dude
you got to be thrown around
one little bit
you know what I'm saying
like yeah
especially if you're in the
wait
this ain't coming out right
look dude
it's good to get your ass kicked
that's right
that's right
it's good for a man to get his ass kicked
early in life
a few times
a few times bro
yeah
it's funny because I found this me
that's true
that is true
I've not seen one person
of Antifa
that I'm like at all been like fuck
dude
that's a formidable point
I fucking hope we don't got to handle that guy
yeah right
I don't want to fight them
I don't want his hands on me
you get it
you know what I got it
I got choice you
yeah all right
moving on
how's that guy on the horse
by smashing his nuts
bro he doesn't have any
oh he cut him off
how do you can't assume that bro
Yeah, that's a, that's a her.
Bro, you put a mask on that guy.
That is Anziva.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's it.
But it looks like the, it looks like the LGBTQ parade.
You know, the bike, you know that new naked bike ride shit they do?
Bro, that comes through St. Louis.
I'm fucking aware.
Fuck.
It's disgusting.
I remember my first time seeing it.
Yeah.
It's like a bunch of people that want to, don't want people to see them naked.
Lock them all up.
Yeah.
Lock them.
We're just going to go on the internet, bro, and find somebody to look at you naked.
You got to come out in the public.
Lock them.
them up yeah no look look how easy they go down though bro like I just think I can't wait for
the highlight real yeah let's check this that's a woman that's a woman that's one that's one there's
two and they think their cell phones are going to save them like they always do
cell phones only work when people give a fuck no one gives a fuck anymore no fucks are giving it yeah
Oh, go, put you on fucking camera.
Good, get this.
Camera goes flying.
Make sure you get this angle, too.
Get my good side.
Get out of my cities!
Get out of my cities!
Yeah, bro, it's great.
And then you got this guy.
Have you seen this video?
Oh, bro, this is great.
So this dude with the red paint, he's a total badass, right?
He's been going around throwing paint on the fucking, you know,
ice bill, federal buildings and shit.
I mean, look at him.
He's a badass, right?
Of course.
And he gets some justice.
And it's always the same reaction after they get locked up too and get fucking handled.
Let's check this clip.
So that's them carrying his ass in.
That's fucking told you.
Hell yeah, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Shaking.
that's not even a real shake bro that looks like a little child that looks like a little child
that's what you're dealing with i mean listen i said this in 2015 on mf ceo project
which by the way uh some of you guys have been messaging me saying the ms ceo project
is not on the feed that's a Lisbon era and it's being corrected so that's not us just so you know
but I did say this back in 2015 and 16 quite a bit that when these young kids who are told
that they get a trophy for showing up and they don't have to compete and they're told they're
special and and you know no rules are enforced and no skills are taught when those people get out
in the real world they're going to lose their motherfucking minds and I actually
actually used the example back in that original clip back in the day that they go and shoot
schools. And people got really mad at me when I said that. But here we are. And, you know,
those kids that were 14, 15 then are now 25 and we're seeing how they behave. So I think
it's fucking great, man. Yeah, I do. I do too. You know, you can not run around and terrorize people
and fuck with people and hit people with sticks and call them names and throw and fucking fuck with
them no matter what and then having zero accountability I mean that's just it you know
these people have been running free for many years they've been paid they've been
encouraged they've been assured that there will be no repercussions for them they
they run fearlessly they talk fearlessly they behave fearlessly and the only
way that you stop people like that is giving them a taste of force to the point
where they're like I don't like that I'm gonna stay the fuck away from that yep
and dude when you have people who have never been spanked never
ever been you know dealt with physically this is the kind of shit that they do you know
like me and you we learned early right like you're on your mouth you get punched in a
fucking face bro i learned that when i was about fucking seven i probably learned it when i was like
four because of my brother you know what i'm saying but like i learned it many other times
in my life kept learning it's a lesson you always see the there there was a point where i learned it
to the point where now I know, but it took multiple times, you know, and these kids,
unfortunately, there's going to have, it's like I say all the time, bro, if you don't, if they
don't see repercussions or don't feel repercussions, what do they have to be afraid of?
The same thing with violent criminals, you know, in the history of mankind for thousands of
years, there has been public executions of violent criminals. And when we stopped doing that,
because it's inhumane we end up with what we have and what's really inhumane is that people
that are arrested 20 30 40 fucking times and let out and then they go out and kill an innocent
person that's inhumane and that happens over and over and over again and that that's the fucking
inhumanity okay and it becomes from an idealistic delusion that people have who have never
been surrounded by that level of person they've never dealt with a criminal
for real. They've never been in a violent situation for real. Fortunately, for them. It's a great
thing. But those people don't have the perspective to understand that not all of these people
are like them, right? Like a lot of people will, you know, and dude, I empathize with these people
a little bit, right? Like they've had it so good and they've had such a good life in America
that they don't comprehend the violent nature of certain humans
and that that's a real thing.
And they think that everybody can be saved
and everybody can be negotiated with
and everybody can be talked to
and everybody can be rehabilitated.
And that's just not reality.
And their misunderstanding of reality
is costing all of us.
And that's the fucking problem that we have
with these violent criminals.
There has to be accountability.
It has to be hard.
And it has to be public.
And once that starts to happen, we will be able to go anywhere we want at any time of day
and not have to worry about shit.
And that's the world that I want to live in.
Yep.
I want that too, bro.
You know, I was thinking about this a little bit more, too, you know, this whole thing
about funding, you know, with the government shut down.
I have this idea about taxes, right?
I think we all agree need to be paying a fuck tonne less.
Yeah, no doubt.
Yeah.
I have this idea.
And I don't know if it could work.
I don't know.
Tell me what you think.
But I believe that every taxpaying citizen, okay, in this country, we should have a list of about maybe a hundred different things that needs to be funded in our society.
And that individual citizen can check the box on what they want their tax money to go to.
And then let's say if you want, you know, to fund illegal migrants in their health care, you check that fucking box.
And then your tax dollars, a portion of that will go to that cause.
And if there's not enough to fund it, then guess what?
We don't fucking have it.
Well, I mean...
I think it'd be a very fair way to handle it.
You know, real talk, I've never thought about it that way.
I think it's fair.
It's fair.
And if it doesn't be funny enough, that's it.
We would have the technology to effectively do that.
1,000%, bro.
You can calculate...
I mean, fuck, dude, you could survey people instantly on American Idol.
Oh, that's what...
You know?
It'd be very simple, bro.
Like, 100 causes.
I think that's an interesting idea.
A hundred causes, bro.
I get it.
And divide your tax money.
Okay, so that means, you know, fucking, you know.
Or, you know, you can make it simple.
You have 100 causes you get to pick five.
We're the five most important to you.
Yeah.
You know, because I mean, like, I think that's a, like, yeah, like these are your elective choice.
These things have to get funded, no doubt, right?
These are electives.
Yeah.
That's an interesting thought.
I've never thought about that.
I think it would be a very simple way.
And that way, your money is truly going to pay for shit that you wanted to pay for.
Okay.
I don't want my money going to shit that I don't know.
I've never heard of that idea.
What's the chat say about that?
What do you guys think, man?
What do you guys think on that?
Banga Ring DJ?
What the fuck?
I don't know what that means.
Agreed.
Yes, open source accounting.
Like I said, I mean, listen, I just don't think it would be as difficult to actually figure out.
Not with the technology that we have.
No, bro.
I think that's a, yeah, I agree with Big Nick here, bro.
Big Nick says very simply, taxes are gay.
Taxes are gay.
So let's just not talk about how to spend the taxes.
Let's just talk about how to kill the people that tax us.
we can do that
yeah we can do that
you know I listen I just think
they absolutely are extortion
you will hear people say
taxation is theft
taxation is not theft
it is extortion because if you don't pay it
you go to fucking jail
okay so let's be clear
it's very different
yeah it's real
never thought DJ actually had a good ideas
all right yeah let's just keep moving
let's do that was a good idea
it's interesting
yeah you're going to turn chat off
You're going to rage comment me?
You're going to rage comment me because you got mad in the chat?
Fucking gaslighted me, bro.
Yeah.
Listen, put it out there, bro.
Listen, you know, we'll figure something out.
But yeah, man, guys, let us know down on these comments, man.
What you guys think?
Who the fuck are these guys?
These are 10 of the 800 that were arrested.
Yeah.
Nice families.
Yeah, beautiful.
These families.
Hardworking.
Look at all these families.
seeking asylum. Look at all these doctors.
Yeah. Future fucking astrophysicists.
He might have got mixed up
in there. I don't know. You know what?
He looks cool. Hey, you know what?
Fuck him too.
Bro, what do you think? Like,
where is he from? Who cares?
I see a little bit of that in him. No.
Fuck them all. Get the fuck out of here.
Bro, do you see that shit? So about the...
You know what, dude? If you cause problems here, bro, this is a beautiful
country. It's beautiful people that have good hearts
that care about other people that have allowed
people from other places to come here
and unlike most countries
come here and start a life and start over
and it's being ruined because of people like this
who are taking advantage of our grace as Americans
here's where I'm at with it. Fuck you.
Agreed. Okay, I'm done with it. For 40
fucking years of my life I've seen these people come
here. Fuck our shit up. Take our resources
make everything more expensive. Fuck up our
health care. You don't want to know why your health care sucks
because we're taking care of fucking millions and millions and millions of
people that shouldn't even be in the fucking country okay you want to know why the city is
underfunded for the it's because we have millions of people that shouldn't fucking be there
these motherfuckers suck our resources they make they ruin our quality of life now I'm
gonna say this there's some very good people who immigrate here and contribute they come
here the right way okay and then there's some people who may come across the border from
Mexico and you know maybe they didn't come here the right way but they still contribute
yep but that's like fucking 5% of these people and the rest of them
fuck everything up okay so I don't give a fuck if you think that's racist or
bigoted or fucking anything I'm pro-American and these motherfuckers ain't American
and they're here fucking up American shit so get the fuck out dude my thing is bro
you can't break into my house and then it's cool because you want to cook a meal
like that but I'm hungry yeah you're broken to my house but I'm hungry what
you're a bad person you're a racist we got castle oh we know you're a racist
but where I've come up something else for you something that actually hurt you
no man but you can't do it man I listen I know I get it you got to reset
and I'm tired of it we got to reset fucking tired of it dude got to reset everybody's
tired of it nobody will say they're tired of it I'm tired of it I know people are
getting there but I've been tired of it for a long time bro the only I said I was
tired of it before anybody I was first bitch right well the only reason I ain't tired
of is because I got this wonderful form that's right
heck because you can't be tired on that form of energy you know what's right all right now i mean
i don't know if we can do with israel i mean seven grand i mean 20 bucks we can do something
i don't think i can get you seven grand do you figure something out yeah guys man jump in
on this conversation let us know down in the comments what you guys um but yeah let's get
to our third and final headline headline number three guys uh Netflix Netflix is in the conversation
today what they do oh bro
Helen reads, Obama's Netflix grooming syndicate dropped gay wedding and kiss into kiddie cartoon.
After four seasons spent luring little kids into watching the animated program Ada Twist, the scientists, the Netflix grooming syndicate decided to drop a gay marriage and same-sex kiss into seasons four, 11th episode.
Blue River Wedding.
So this blatant act of grooming
is co-produced
by higher ground productions
that's very fitting
the entertainment company founded
by Barry and Michelle Obama
in 2018. This is not a show
aimed at adults or even teenagers
it's aimed at little kids
and now we know it's
it is aimed at shattering the innocence
of little kids by introducing them
to deviant lifestyles long before
they are ready. This is not the
first time.
Netflix has been doing this a few other times.
There's been another show called Dead In Paranormal Park that's aimed at like seventh
graders.
Even Cocoa Mellon has been affected by this.
Let's check this flip up.
Coco Mellon.
Yeah, Coco Mellon.
Coco Mellon's a TV show, bro.
My kids used to watch that shit because, again, they've been out for seasons.
Like, they don't just have a brand new show and like, here's the gay shit, right?
They suck them in.
They suck them in, bro.
Like, my kids don't watch Coco Mellon.
My kids don't watch anything on fucking Netflix now
Like we're done
You can't afford to
Can't afford to let them
Because the problem is like the parents
No they'll just set them in front of the TV
Knowing that they trust the program
Trust it bro
And then all of a sudden they start to shit
It's cocoa melon
Like I didn't even got to be in the room
I'm making dinner or whatever the fuck is
That's some fucking sinister shit
It's fucked up bro
That's some intentionally sinister bullshit
Bro it's insane
So are they getting fucked with on this
Oh fuck yeah
Let's watch the clip that everybody's
Talking about so here it is
Okay, I've got eyes on the cake.
Flowers are inbound.
People, there's my glitter.
This is Cherry Chip, reporting from the wedding of the year.
Everyone's favorite karate instructor, Sense Dave,
will be marrying mixed martial arts champion Jiu-Jitsu Joe.
He's the undisputed champion of my heart.
Told you about them Jiu-Tzu guys, bro.
Sorry, Sensei, Dave.
Careful, Rosie.
Miss Chen, can we take a...
Sensei Dave and Jiu-Jitsu Joe
Get a little too comfortable in the wrestling on these.
I can't wait to kick things off.
Thanks for making our special day happen.
We can't wait for all our family and friends to visit our favorite place in the world.
We all wanted to help even Professor Flowerbomb.
I couldn't miss Sensei Dave's big day.
He taught me how to really smash stuff.
Of course, I mean, of course.
I can't wait for my mom to feast her eyes on this.
I haven't seen her in way too long.
The seeding chart says she's in the front row,
so she'll have a perfect view of the ceremony.
Can we help with anything else?
Well, there is one thing, actually.
So these kids are planning the wedding.
Okay, hold on.
So, so season four?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, 11th episode.
So for four seasons, your kids are following this show.
They're loving it.
And you're putting them down in front of the show,
and the parents are starting to be like,
okay, this is a good show for the kids.
And then out of the blue, you're, you know,
in the other room and here comes the gay shit.
Here comes Sensei Joe.
Yeah, and Kung Fu fucking Jiu-Jitsu, man.
About to roll on the mat.
Yeah, and their undies.
I knew there was something weird about that shit, bro.
I'm not what roll with him.
You roll with, uh, with Jiu-Jitsu Joe?
Hey, man.
Yeah, that show.
That shows intent, okay?
What that shows is predatory intent.
Yes.
And the fact that it's coming from the Obama's is not a surprise.
Makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?
Bro, these people are going to put themselves in a situation
where it's going to be very dangerous for them personally.
I mean, I don't know, like, I don't think they,
they might not understand how the tide is swinging right now,
but that is not going to be received well.
Bro.
And like, and again, Netflix allowing this show on the left.
And what's happened in history to every single person ever in the history of mankind,
who has tried to push this kind of shit
against the social narrative
what happens to them every time in the history
what happens
that's right
they end up being killed yep
you do not fuck with people's kids bro
no no this is even more
to think if you had kids and all of a sudden
you know you're you're a traditional family
and your kids come in and be like why is it this
and they're they look at since they
Joe. Yeah. And then you got to explain how the fucking television's wrong or how it's this or
like they're forcing kids out of their own childhood to deal with adult situations right
for their own benefit. Like that's the most disgusting thing in the world. Adults used to have
an understanding that you let kids be kids and we handle all of our issues, you know, as adults.
Yep. You know, once you're 16,
17, 18, you kind of start participating in the understanding and the conversation.
But up until then, you're just a kid, man.
And it's a, I think that's the biggest, this most disgusting thing that's going on here
is that these kids are having their entire youth stolen from them by people who are trying
to force an agenda that the majority of people are not okay with.
And then cry and say that it's bigoted.
Well, people are hating us.
No, yeah.
Yeah, they do hate you.
Well, why.
Yeah, that's right.
Why?
That's right.
Leave my fucking kids alone, bro.
Bro, 10 years ago, 15, 16, 17, you know, 18.
I mean, we didn't have this problem.
Like, I think everybody was kind of cool with whatever was going on with the gay community.
And, you know, it's not gay people, bro.
It's fucking communist people.
It's the same shit in the Vimar Republic, dude.
It's the same fucking shit.
Bro, check, look at this one.
So this is the one that I pull from Cocoa Mellon.
It's even more fucking sickening, bro,
because these are, like, targeted like fucking babies.
Yeah?
Check this out.
Thing that we know about you,
you love to get up and dance.
How about you break out those moves?
For your two biggest fans.
That's a little boy and a two-two,
dancing for two gay guys.
If you're not sure what to choose,
Think about all the things you like to do
Just be you
Yep
When you're trying to decide
So just be you
That's like one of the fucking
Secret phrases these motherfuckers use
And then like
If you're just a normal person
That's not you enough
Yeah right, right
You gotta be weird
Yeah
You gotta wear a skirt or you got to do a thing
Or you got to do it where you know this or that
you got you understand yep this is all manipulation shit bro just be you just be you
we kids like well i want to eat the mud yeah i want to make mud pies i want to fucking play with
hot wheels just don't put it on your face because we can still get in trouble for that yeah
well i can you know what i'm saying bro it's fucking it's dude bro i feel sad for kids right now dude
i really do but the thing is like like because you have to protect them from
fucking everything at this point you know what I'm saying like you can't
fucking trust any anything no fucking anything no fucking chance is to buy him a
fucking box of hot wheels and just fucking turn them loose that's it dude it's fucking sad now
Elon must jumped in on this he's been kind of you know quote unquote leading the
charge uh with this whole thing um he tweeted this out uh just the other day it's already
gotten almost 80 million fucking views um but he says cancel Netflix for the health of your
kids it's a meme um of a trojan horse and inside the trojan horse and inside the trojan
horse the trojan horse is labeled
Netflix inside of it says transgender
woke agenda and then
its parents opening the
fucking door letting them right to it bro
listen I'm gonna be real
you know there's been a number of
conservative cancel sessions
that have happened over the last fucking few years
right we all know what they are
this is one that's that genuinely
deserves it in my opinion because it involves
the kids well I saw something about
one of the congressmen I forget who it was
might be Thune I think
he's like he's a peanut the Netflix executives and stuff to come in to explain why this is
happening and how this is happening well you know they're going to come in and lie you know
or not tell the truth i mean look dude this until people understand what's happening and
stop supporting the shit themselves i mean Elon's right dude like the government's not going to
fix that like you you have to say as a consumer this is not
The kind of product that I feel good supporting and make those decisions in reality.
And it doesn't have to be this thing of like, you know, I've got to carry a fucking pitchfork and a torch.
You just do it.
Yeah.
Or more importantly, oh, I'm going to post this on my page just so everybody knows I cancel my subscription.
Oh, but just do it.
I don't think most of those people do it.
I think they say they're going to do it for clout.
Right.
But damn, my favorite shows on Netflix.
What am I going to binge now?
How am I going to how am I posted next foot Netflix and chill now and that's why we talk about
personal excellence being the ultimate rebellion because they have mated people they've
manufactured people to be such mega consumers of their food their medical their data
they're streaming their propaganda and made everything so convenient that people have
adopted that lifestyle and then they become
become a slave to the convenience and you know in every society there are there are
there are people who are going to manipulate use cheat steal lie and hurt people to control them
and that's nothing new no it's just it's just a different way now and
yeah man it's uh i i personally think
these kind of moves at this point in time the way that culture is currently are really
fucking stupid you're not going to get away with it again no these companies are not going to get
away with this they're not going to continue to get away with it because there's enough people
awake now to where they're like bro i'm not fuck that well do and the craziest part about all of this too
is like you hear people like these communists you know and like the shit like you know how easy it is
like you don't have to sell me on conservatism values no more you know what i'm saying like like they're
trying to set like the things
that we want
they make it sound so bad
oh you mean like joy read like joy read
that's right
there you go picking up what I'm putting down
I like it yeah fucking joy read
you know she warns that Republicans
this is the most insane clip ever bro
I like her yeah this is great
it's fucking insane
I don't think she even knew what she was saying
let's check this clip out
is that if you go back before
the 20th century there were no income tax
there were no regulations on business.
You could earn as much money as you want,
leave 100% of it to your children with taxes.
That's the world they want back.
To get it back, they need society to change.
They need people to be less modern.
They need people to want fewer things.
No, they don't need people to want fewer things.
They need people to be more ambitious and hungry
and have higher standards.
Yeah, right.
They don't need to settle into wanting less
because you feel that less is available.
You have to demand more
and put yourself in a position
to take that yeah the argument is just so stupid it's it that is like don't be a conservative they
don't they don't they want your kids to be straight they want your kids to be straight they want you to
have kids they want you to go to church uh they want you to make money they don't want to pay taxes
they want to be left the fuck alone sounds horrible it's terrible how about sign up i uh they want to
keep their guns yeah it's like i mean if that doesn't show you the bubble that they live in
No. Right. That's the bubble they live in. They think that that's absurd shit. That is the American want, dream, and desire. And I could tell you this, dude. If I was ever running shit, that's exactly how the fuck it would be. Well, it was like that for longer than it wasn't. Well, Trump fucking talked to all that bullshit. He's going to put us back there before tax and this and that. And I'm going to remove tax when I increased tariffs. And no, he didn't. He just increased tariffs. Didn't remove the tax. And now everybody's suffering even more. Okay. So, and I know what he's doing. I fucking know as an eye.
operator what he's doing. He's trying to remove the deficit by increasing the tariffs and he
understands that people are hurting and he also is smart off to understand that the tax has to come
down but he's keeping it up for as long as he possibly can to bring the deficit down as low as he
can so that he can celebrate and plant a flag on that when in reality the average Americans give
a fuck about the deficit. They care if they're going to afford gas and their bills and their mortgage
and have a little bit money left over to go do some shit. And these this this method that he's
using is not it's not for America first it's just not it's for Trump first and for that to be
America first he would have to increase the tariffs and reduce the tax in proportion but he hasn't
done that right you understand what I'm saying so do you look at me absolutely you got a bucket
you're trying to fucking put as much money in the bucket so you increase the fucking tariff so the
money coming in, it was going in the bucket.
And then you keep the taxes where they were, so that money goes in the bucket.
So you can look good and say, look what I did.
When in reality, if he was actually America first, he'd raise the tariffs, eliminate the tax,
we would be rich.
The numbers wouldn't really change that much, but fuck those motherfuckers, bro.
We shouldn't know those people money anyway.
Bro, we need an American bill out.
Yeah.
We bail out every fucking money else, bro.
Listen, dude.
Real talk.
I said this years ago.
You know what we should do?
We should erase the debt.
No.
All these creditors, and by the way,
most of them are fucking Israeli okay they have fucked us for so long why don't why doesn't
Trump fuck them why doesn't he say hey guess what we're going to do a one-time debt relief
for all the consumers like he's done for the biggest companies in the world these guys are
the richest people in the world bro if you wiped out consumer debt it would actually make them
richer because people would go out the economy would go up and they would get it right back
and not only would they get it right back they everybody would be
be in a better position to spend more so they would take a little hit for a bigger gain later
like it's just be so simple bro dude i know but they won't do it because it's pure greed bro
fuck these motherfuckers dude they they we are slaves period we are slaves and until we fucking
acknowledge that and get pissed about it nothing will change it's real bro it's real guys you
don't you don't let the slaves free when they're content being slaves the the slaves are only
left free when they fucking demand
to be left free.
And that's where the fuck we are as citizens
of this country.
That's real, bro. That's real. Guys, jumping
on this conversation, man.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys
think. We'll definitely
have to stay tuned on this Netflix
situation, man. But let us know, man.
Guys, with that being said, let's get to our
final segment of the show, as
always. We have thumbs up.
We're dumb as fuck. This is where to bring a headline in. We talk about
it we vote on it gets one of these two options so with that being said our thumbs up
or dumb as fuck headline reads m m m m fighter beats florida home intruder to protect teen
nephew just god in my hands let's let's let's hear it m m m m fighter beats florida home
intruder no like well listen i was expecting like some tito or tis or something like that like you know
okay listen remember when Tito is here mm-hmm people do not understand like
when these fucking couch potatoes are like I'd fucking do this and that this yeah look
I'm a big dude yeah I'm I'm almost six to I'm 260 fucking pounds yeah I'm a
good shape yeah you are sexy yeah right that's right she's sexy vanilla all right
and in comes Tito Ortiz
and I'm thinking like
I'm a big dude bro
like Tito's probably not that big
yeah shit
that motherfucker's head is as big as my body
that's a big dude
his hands are this big
bro his hands are two of my hand
bro
you know what he told me he's not that bit
he's not like 280 pounds bro
he's like fucking what do you think
230 240 yeah he's probably like 240
206
now he's probably like
When he was here, when he was here, he was like, two 40, bro, you know what he told me there?
What?
He was like, he's like, dude, you got to, uh, you got to get your, you gotta get your daughter in fucking jiu-jitsu, bro.
You got to train it.
I said, bro, I'll do whatever you tell me to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, but like, I was thinking, I was sitting like it wasn't like an option.
It was like, bro, I love Tito.
He's a fucking such awesome dude.
Great dude.
Such an awesome dude.
And I'm, but I'm looking at him, you know, as a guy would look at another guy.
Size of him.
Like, what would I have to do if the shit went down?
they're nothing I can do I mean there's there's only one thing yeah you I don't know that if you
shot him it would stop the motherfucker bro like try how many times we get to punch his head for it
to even he wouldn't even fill it that's what I'm saying it wouldn't fill it anyway yeah there's
different humans out there no for sure like when Fred was fucking when fucking Fred Warner was here
geez people were like oh yeah I could play an NFL she you know his hand bro is this like I
walked into the fucking locker room
bro i walked into the locker room it was a saturday i walked into the locker room you know
saturday is my day to come in here and kind of just do my thing
walking in a locker room and there's this fucking black dude who fucking he's he's he's he because
he wears a pineapple on his yeah ties up the jury looks like he's six eight yeah and he's
in his like uh under armor type underwear right that's all he's wearing yeah his performance
boxers chiseled marble i walked in the room and i i i
fucking looked at him and he was facing
his locker. Yeah. And I fucking walked out
out of the room. I had
to gather myself. He takes him pants off. It's over.
I was, no.
I was like,
I was like,
who the fuck
is this guy in our law? I had
to walk and ask somebody. I'm like, who the fuck is that
in the locker room? Yeah. Does he work here?
Like, I better watch my mouth.
You know what I'm saying? Like, like, fuck.
Like, I know, I remember seeing him from your
fucking, I think I was up in your office.
Yeah. He was like walking through.
and bro, I swear to God, he was the same height
as the fucking office is at the top of him, bro.
Bro.
I said, that's a big fucking dude.
Dude.
Imagine that guy who runs like a,
he runs like a four or five.
Yeah.
Chasing you down.
Bro, these are fucking different kinds of humans, bro.
Mm-mm.
Anyway.
Nothing you can do.
No.
Nope.
Once he puts his hands on you.
Nice as dude, though.
Once he puts his hands on you,
know what I'm saying?
What?
You said there's nothing you would want to do once he puts his hand?
What?
Nothing.
But yeah, man, MMA fighter, man.
Yeah, he beats this guy's ass.
So a trained mixed martial, this is Jiu-Jitsu Joe.
Trained mixed martial artist, he beats an intruder black and blue for entering his sister's
Florida home as the suspect claimed he mistakenly walked into the residence after a night
of drinking.
Hennie Rojas.
First of all, you don't fuck with people name Hennie.
Okay.
Hennessy is dangerous.
I'm not fucking
with nobody named Henny.
That's a bad sign right there.
But Henny was sleeping
at his relatives home
in Wilton Manors
just north of Fort Lauderdale
on Saturday morning
when his teenage nephew
frantically woke him up
to tell him there
was an intruder in the living room.
Quote, I'm prepared.
It's not my time.
It's not my first time.
I don't feel pain.
Nothing.
Rojas told the outlet,
I don't have guns.
I wasn't looking for a knife.
Just God in my hands.
it. Let's check this fucking clip.
That's him.
This is Hini Rojas.
Let's check this clip.
This MMA fighter beats the crap out of a home intruder in Florida.
Of course.
Henry Roja was protecting his teen nephew with only God and my hands.
That's it.
The home intruder, Anthony Karasani, told police that he was just drinking and was trying to get to a friend's house.
Bro, this is the most Kyle shit ever.
Dana, you got to sign this dude.
You can sign his ass, bro.
Sign him right now.
He's been, listen, he's been practicing him in May for three years.
He's got his whole pose down and everything.
He's ready.
He's ready.
Let's walkout music right there, too.
But, yeah, he confronted the intruder head on, utilizing his fighting skills to engage.
Do we have a video?
No video.
We just have the mugshot.
of the intruder.
This is the,
this is the mugshot.
Yeah, well.
Fuck.
Dude.
He's confused.
Bro.
Yep.
That's what happens.
Too many white claws, bro.
Hey, man.
Gotcha.
Stay to fuck out of people's houses.
Bro, he's lucky.
That's all he got.
Bro.
Dude, real talk.
If I walked down,
if I knew there was a motherfucker
sitting on my couch,
I walked down the middle of the night,
there would be no fighting
there wouldn't even be talking
it would be an execution
he fucking
I don't it doesn't
that's what's happening
this guy's lucky
should be grateful
would you guys stop to ask questions
no no there'd be no questions
yeah no no no no
he'd be Swiss cheese bro
anyway
good
yeah man like
why do they all look like that
why do all the guys that get beat up
and have beat up muck shots look like that
I mean he got it pretty good
nah that ain't bad enough
that's not bad enough
I bro I was searching through mug shots and shit
and like there's some pretty bad ones out there
people get beat up
yeah fuck yeah bro I'm pretty bad
but I mean listen bro
don't maybe maybe don't drink no more
I've had my ass beat a few times
by certain people
that
didn't do
certain things because I just said hey
he beat my ass so please don't do this
and then they said okay you can go home
but I'll tell you this
I deserved it
he deserved it yeah
I think the difference between a man
and a boy is that a man
can say I deserve that
that's real yeah that's real shit
yeah he's uh and then yeah he held him down until
police came so he beat his ass then held him down
That's great.
He probably, like, held him down with, like, his balls in his face and shaking.
Oh, bro.
I'm saying some weird, but one of the weird moves.
He did that same finish.
What's the moves where the balls go in the face?
Teabag.
Which one?
All of them.
Yeah.
Bro.
I love, you know what I love?
I love how many people are seriously, like, taking their personal defense, like, for real.
It's unfortunate, but, like, yeah, they have to.
Well, dude, it's cool here because, like, I see Medat and, like, the other guys here, like,
like learning these new skills starting from zero you know i mean real talk i mean did you know
shit about anything when you started no i didn't know anything yeah and i mean dude now you're a
like i can i've seen it in him like he's gone he's become much more confident uh the the vibe
that comes off of him is like hey i'm calm but don't fuck with me you know like all i think it's
good for men to do those things you know what i'm saying don't you think yeah absolutely yeah yeah
like you're not afraid to nobody no
Yeah.
I don't think you were before, but, I mean, it's different now.
Well, I didn't know how helpful as I was before until I started actually training
and doing it.
Yeah.
Yeah. So now you're probably walking around, now you're walking around thinking like, fuck,
I probably should have kept my mouth shut all those times.
Yeah, man.
You get your ass whoop.
Yeah.
By Henny Rojas.
Oh, fuck, man.
I mean, if he's been training jiu-jitsu for three years, he'd probably whoop your ass.
I mean, he did something shit.
I mean.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
People don't respect Jiu-Jitsu the way they should be respected.
No.
You know, there's 15-year-old girls that'll fuck you up, bro.
No, it's real.
That's why I just carry a gun.
I can tell you this.
I ain't getting fucked up by no 50-year-old girl.
That's my rule, bro.
If you got cowfowers, I ain't fighting you.
Didn't you lose a fight to a 15-year-old?
Yeah, I did.
He's very good.
I bet he is.
That was a couple years ago, huh?
Yeah.
I bet he got better now, huh?
Oh, yeah, he's a stud.
You still go at that?
with that guy yeah i know i've trained with him a lot of times so he's just fucking
killing it yeah i mean he's been training since he was like eight years old yeah that's badass
he's a stud cool all right he would fuck you up i'm sure he would you wouldn't i'll just call him
yeah man so what we're on this man you know what thumbs up yeah thumbs up give that man a
contract that's what i'm saying give him a give him a spot at the white house fight
That might be, I don't know if he's ready for that, bro.
Oh, he's ready.
Did you see his pose?
He's got a year.
He's got music.
He's got a pose.
He's got the glasses.
He's got a shirt.
That's real.
He's got real world experience.
He's ready.
He's not ready.
That guy's not ready.
He's not ready.
All right, man.
With thumbs up for that, man, guys.
Hey, bro, did you hear that, like, Connor McGregor's out here saying that fucking him and
Chandler fighting at the White House, real?
I heard that.
Did you say, did you see him confirm that yesterday?
Yeah.
You think that's real?
I don't know.
I'm going to find out.
Tonight.
Listen.
I can't say how, but I will know tonight.
Yeah, man.
Listen, I'm excited.
I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it.
I don't know.
All right.
But yeah, man, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
That's the show.
Appreciate you guys.
Love you guys.
We will see you Monday.
Don't be a ho.
Chef's shop.
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cold bad bitch booted swow got her on bank row can't fold dust a no headshot case closed