REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 954. Andy & DJ CTI: No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime
Episode Date: October 21, 2025On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss leftist protesters being spotted wearing frog, cat, and dinosaur costumes at No Kings protests, the Brazen Louvre robbery crew potentially being hired by collecto...r, and Jimmy Kimmel Live hosting drag queen storytime.
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What's sleeping on the flow.
Now my jury box froze.
Fuck a bowl.
Fuck a stole.
Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swow.
Got her on bank row.
Can't fold.
Just a no headshot case closed.
Close.
What is up guys?
It's Andy for selling.
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And welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today.
We have Andy and D.J. Cruz, the motherfucking internet.
Is that how I say it?
Yeah.
Is that I say it?
Oh, yeah.
I don't even need you, bro.
Just do it all myself.
What's going on?
No, no, go ahead.
You're in headline number one.
Let's get to it.
Headline number one.
Andy's awesome.
Headline number two.
Let's talk about it.
Yeah.
No, man.
Just still dragging ass, honestly.
I am a little bit.
I am a little bit, bro.
Like my this last three weeks been hard on me.
Bro, I mean, we went from West Coast to the East Coast and six days.
We went to the West Coast to Midwest, to the West Coast again, to the East Coast.
Dude.
Net fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people.
It's been awesome.
But really awesome people.
I am pretty tired.
Pretty beat.
Yeah.
Pretty beat.
Yeah.
No.
In fact.
What's up?
Tired.
Uh-oh.
I'll give me one of these, uh, amazing form energies.
There you go.
Oh, is that the sound for the orange?
That's the sound for the orange.
Must be our LGBT flavor.
What we're talking about?
That's a bright and sunny sound, isn't it?
He's hanging over there on your sound effects.
it's like orange juice yeah but yeah man uh dollar days is going great you know it goes
through wednesday that means it's going on wednesday it'll be over on thursday um again i just
want to thank you guys for so much support it's been awesome to see um it's really cool to see people
sharing them out that's that i think that's my favorite thing to see but just seeing people go in
and fucking slaughter 7-Eleven with the form energy is pretty awesome.
With dollars, dude.
Huh?
With their dollars.
Oh, yeah.
It's fucking awesome, dude.
Yeah.
No, it's been, it's been great.
It's been amazing.
It's been great, man.
We got back Saturday evening time.
It's fucking raining here.
That sucked.
But I went right to it, dude.
I, uh, you know, I felt like I had to redeem myself after the pool incident.
Yeah?
So I tore down a wall in my house.
It's going good, though
It's actually going really good
It's going good
Yeah
But I did fuck up my lights
You said the pool was going good
No, the pool's done
We're not even going to talk about that no more
But I did fuck up
Did you ever fill the hole
Back in at the pool?
Is there just a hole there?
Yeah, no
But the wall
The project's going good
I did fuck up my lights
Though I didn't have no kitchen lights
Last night
But you know
You better be careful, dude
Yeah I did
shocked the shit out of myself.
I don't know how those dudes do it.
You get on an arc of one of those big, a 220, bro.
It'll catch you.
You won't get off of it.
You'll be dead.
Yeah.
So you need to be careful.
Yeah.
There's any moisture or anything, like in the concrete in your basement, do not fuck with it.
Like, do not fuck with it.
Dude, I'm not, I'm usually not big on doing anything electric.
Like, I can do anything else.
Listen, I'm going to tell you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't do it.
You shouldn't do it.
I've seen how you do shit.
Oh, I'm done.
Wait, what do you?
What does that mean?
I'm just saying you think you're better as shit than you are.
sometimes and that shit will kill you.
Where did I fuck up?
What have I fucked up?
Bro, you're not...
Listen, my cousin passed away from that.
He went down in the basement when no shoes on,
was working on a 220 outlet,
and it fucking shocked him,
and he got caught on the arc and he fucking killed him.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, he was 20 years old.
Fuck.
So, yeah.
Don't fuck around.
No, I hired that shit out.
Yeah.
After I fucked it up, I'm like, all right, that's enough.
Yeah.
That's enough for me.
Yeah.
But no, it's going good, though.
So I'll keep you guys up.
So we go from the pool to the wall.
Yeah.
Yep.
And it's going good.
So.
Well.
They DJ Google it.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, man.
Let's get into the show.
We got a lot of number.
Yeah, don't forget about the fee.
Yeah.
And guys, please don't forget about this Dollar Day thing we've got going on.
It's a big deal for us.
I really, really, really.
We all actually, we talked about it in today's company meeting how awesome it is to see everybody
getting behind it.
It's just, it's fucking surreal.
to be honest so yeah we appreciate you guys and you know what was cool you know what was cool
with the event dude was how many people came through and they were using it as an opportunity
to like share the love inside their office or their shop or whatever whatever they had going on
you know what I mean bringing cases and shit back to their people yeah I thought that was cool
you know what else was cool was the fucking people flying in yeah from places like the guy came
in from Michigan yeah fucking the one dude drove overnight he works in North Carolina
I was in Tampa.
Drove overnight and then overnight back.
Fuck, man.
Like, dude, it was cool.
I don't know, and maybe I just haven't seen it,
but I have not seen anything,
any place that has better people than we do.
No.
Because, not met it.
We got the best ones.
We got the best people.
We got all of them.
And the ones we ain't got yet, we're coming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great, though.
But yeah, share the show, guys.
Don't forget pay that fee.
With that being said, I guess a little quick intro.
This was kind of interesting.
Gen Z freaked out.
Amazon went down for a minute
Amazon web services
mercilessly mocked
with the slew of memes
after the major websites go down
and it wasn't just AWS
I mean it was anything that AWS hosted
there was also a bunch of others
it was like a weird blackout
we've had a few of these in the past
this was today right?
This was today yeah
where they estimated
50 to 60% of the global internet
was now
wild and weird
but it didn't start
the trolls online with their inundation of great memes.
Somebody's like this caption on this was the negative fucked it up trying to fix it.
Bro, there's another meme that goes with that.
He turns around.
He's like face the other way and he's like, I applied for this job and I had no idea what the
that's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, didn't stop it.
I mean, you got Twitter was cool, you know, while the world was on fire.
Meta was having problems.
Google was having problems.
I'm surprised we even got Zoom rolling right now.
So it's great to see you guys here.
Chat is live and well.
But a lot of people are also putting this, like comparing this, I guess, some, some Simpsons.
You know, I guess they have some Simpsom Damos thing going on where they call shit out to.
Simpsom what?
Sinsum Damis, trademark.
Huh?
Simpsons.
The Simpsons.
Simpsons.
Simpsom Dommis.
um
shut the
fuck up
joe
uh yeah chat
i don't know
but a lot of people
have been comparing this
saying that the simpsons
call this stuff out
uh
with some of this stuff
like the world going in
you know some weird coincidences
I don't know
but it does make you think bro
if it does we're all going to have
a whole lot of energy you know what I'm saying
we're all stocked up on that form energy
but not
bald eagles are going to be in abundance
and plethora
Yeah, it's going to be amazing.
But let's make you think, dude, like, how crazy would the fucking world get if all of it just, like, the internet just stopped today?
It would be just like it was whenever, when I grew up, and you guys would all be freaking a fuck out, and I would know exactly what to do.
And then I would know exactly how to run a business because I ran one before the internet.
And all the little dorks out here are going to get steamrolled, just like they're getting steamroll now.
Yeah, so.
That wouldn't change.
Winners fucking win, bitch.
Yeah.
I'd pull up on the bike to see.
see if my friends were home yeah that's good times you get a little uh you'd get a little
dino with some mags on it you don't even know what that is oh my i had mongoose though i was a
mongoose this guy i had a mongoose too with some chrome pegs yeah it got stolen but uh well i mean
but you stole it first it was our bike got it from all my neighborhood bike oh you got it
this week all right you get i get i get it uh dude i mean it was it was a really good time before
pre-end and i was i was i'm young but i
did live in it, but not because
it wasn't existed, it was because we were
poor. What you were you born? 95.
I had it. I didn't
have it. Because we were poor.
You know what I'm saying? To win.
Dude, I didn't get my first, like, cell phone
until fucking, like, I was a senior in high
school, bro. Yeah, but you had the internet.
I didn't use it. We didn't have
laptops, none of that shit, desktops. I don't have none
of that. Well, I mean, you know what they say
about black people's computers?
Ask the Democrats.
That's hustle.
Yeah, that's Kathy Hokel.
That's right.
But no, dude, I mean, it was a peaceful time.
It was a good time.
You know, racism existed only in real life.
You know, it was great.
Which means it existed nowhere.
That's right.
That's right.
Because everybody that was racist did this shit.
That's right.
Before they said anything.
That's real, man.
That's real.
But, yeah, so I mean, this happened.
That's not the story of the day.
I just wanted to bring that up.
I did think the memes were great, though.
I think everything slowly but surely
getting back online
We can thank this guy here for fixing it
Thank you guy
But guys if you want to see any of these
Pitches headlines videos
Go to Andy Ficella.com
You guys can find them all link there for you
So with that being said
Let's go to the headline number one
Got to talk about it dude
Biggest fucking protest
I guess you can call it globally
in the United States, locally,
americally.
Was it really?
Yeah, it was seven million people.
Really?
Seven million people, all paid.
I didn't see anybody.
I didn't need, I mean, I saw videos and shit, right?
Like, I mean, because that's just obviously getting reposted.
I know when we were in Tampa, it was scheduled to go down, like, right when we were leaving out.
But I think here in St. Louis, we didn't see a whole lot because it was raining and shit.
But let's dive into it, man.
Leftist protesters spotted wearing frog, cat, dinosaur costumes at no king's
protest um it was super gay basically uh leftist protesters were spotted wearing inflatable frog
cat and dinosaur costumes during the no print no king's protest held at various locations
around the united states on saturday uh let's check this clip out
yes you should definitely take these people very seriously do you notice what's not there
black people well yeah because they told them they can't burn shit down this time
no that's not what i meant what i meant was they're not buying into this shit anymore no
no no no no well not only that it's all look look the average age here is fucking 50
year above 60 or above
you know
fucking and then if they're young they're all
fucking weirded out
you know what I'm saying
hiding their faces yeah but
you know black people didn't participate
because like they understand they've been
fucking alienated by this
it's not being used bro you know what's interesting
I was reading this morning
you know um
they say no kings right
Donald Trump's been in office totally
for five years not even five full years
Chuck Schumer 44 years
I actually got the list right here.
Mitch McConnell, 40 plus years.
Pelosi, 38, Maxine Waters, 37, Bernie Sanders, 34.
And then they're calling this motherfuckerucker a king.
He's been there for less than five years.
By the way, he was democratically elected both times.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So, no, that dude, if he was the king.
So who's the fucking kings?
Yeah.
This is a guy for five years who's working his ass off to try and fix things.
And you may not agree with every movie he makes
because you're not going to agree with every move,
leader makes. However, it's pretty hypocritical for these people to sit there and say no kings
when these are the same people who were screaming at us during COVID, who were telling us to
stay the fuck home, who made us watch our loved ones die over Zoom, who told us we couldn't
breed the motherfucking air. And then they're calling Trump a king. You know what I'm saying?
These are the same people, bro. All those people.
board is saying people that were yelling at us for not wearing a mask right saying
shit like this what are we going to do with these people they can't exist in society you know
they're on the news saying shit like you know these people don't deserve to participate in
in civil society you know think if we got on the news right here today on all the media networks
and said these motherfuckers that participated in no kings all deserve to go into a camp
they don't have a place in society
fuck them what do we do with all these people
what do we do with these people so we can move on in peace
right so they can say and do whatever they want
but when it's you know
a little bit that they don't like they forget
all the shit that they did
these people are not worthy of respect
they're not worthy of a conversation
they're not worthy of convincing
anything or even acknowledging
to be completely honest
these are spoiled little fucking brats
that are willing to pick on you
and do whatever they want to you
but the minute that they don't get what they want
they cry and throw a fit
and these are also the same people
that when they get in office
or if they get in office
which I don't think they will again
they would have no problem
fucking tyrannically
quote unquote
taking care of their opposition
like remember the polls that were out
that said like 40 something
percent of Democrats said that
people who
weren't obeying COVID guidelines
and served to lose custody of their kids
remember the ones that it was like
Jobs kids 40% yeah yeah
think of all the people that got fire right think of all the people
that you know like dude shut the fuck up
you motherfuckers are done bro nobody takes you serious
and I'm glad you wore these ridiculous costumes
because it just makes everybody look at you and say
dude you guys are a bunch of fucking clowns oh yeah bro
well not only that I mean the other like you know
the hypocrisy about all of this too it's like
bro, if Trump really was a king, you guys wouldn't be allowed to even do this shit.
First of all, if Trump was a king, those people would be executed.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you wouldn't be, like, the government wouldn't be shut down if he was a king.
By the way, I do believe in peaceful protests.
For sure.
They have a right to do that.
Do it all day long.
I'm okay with that.
And I actually appreciate there was very little violence.
There wasn't any, you know, a couple dudes got knocked the fuck out.
But there are people.
They got knocked the fuck out.
Of course.
Yeah.
But, you know, protest all you want, man.
But nobody's going to take you seriously when you have no valid.
points to protest on.
No.
And that's the biggest part of these people.
They don't have any legit platform.
This is just, I don't like them.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I don't like the orange guy.
Okay.
Which is the other weird thing too, bro, because even this still shot here, bro.
Like, I love how all, like, at these times, too, like, they find this, like, I don't
know where the fuck they find it, but this new, refound love for, like, now all of a sudden
they're fucking the Patriots.
They were burning flags fucking two years ago.
Fucking two weeks ago, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what are we talking about?
Yeah.
What are we talking about?
You don't get the shit all over the Constitution for fucking eight years.
Have your side make up all kinds of shit.
Take money for pay for play, treasonous activities, persecute American citizens, et cetera.
Put fucking people like me and you on a goddamn domestic terrorist.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you all, too, by the way.
Bro.
And once again, like clockwork.
guys but you know what I'm saying that once again like clockwork there you have all these
Hollywood celebrities are back in and you know they're they're protesting their piece this
pasquale guy I mean like who I don't fucking know his name yeah Pedro Pascal bro did you see the
clips of them going around asking people why they protest yeah they couldn't tell you they have no
clue they couldn't have no fucking clue and because I mean dude like you said it's all fucking
old people go back to that shirt black brown unity what where's the white unity
See, that's racist by fucking design
They get a lot more further
If they just say unity
Well, I think we do need unity
That's not their move, bro
They want unity
They want the division
Exactly, they want the division
You know, but it was a lot of fucking old people
Boomers
Hold on
Boomers be wilding
Burries and geriatrics
Take over D.C. during no kings
Yeah
You see the amount of people out there
Like walkers and shit
Bro
Dude get the fuck out of here
Like come on ladies
you're not even going to be alive in a minute man like go sit the fuck down somewhere bro listen
these people here's the problem dude there you go dude yeah i can't believe you actually
have a picture one in here well look dude these people okay and this these people are victims just
so we're clear see i see these people for what they are for these guys who are old they're victims
of manipulation they just can't understand it because remember for the most of their lives there
was no internet so they trust CNN MSNBC ABC fucking you know all that shit and Fox
News they trust whatever said on there I don't trust what's said on any of those
things no I don't think most people do no so yeah man they're there they see this is like
oh my God the rogue internet is going crazy it's turning people crazy you know oh my gosh you
know yeah well they see that MSNBC headline and they read that
to this fact.
Let's be fucking real.
These are the same motherfuckers that left our country in a place that it is today.
They failed as a fucking generation of Americans.
I don't have sympathy.
No, they came in, their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them.
They were comfortable as fuck.
And then they fucking hoarded all the money, hoarded all the land.
They tell their kids, all right, well, you're not getting shit.
I'm going to go buy a fucking boat.
And they set their kids up to get fucking pounded.
Bro, they buy their houses a hundred years ago for $7,500 and sell that shit for $7.5 million.
Yeah, that's right.
Like, I have zero.
No, fuck all them, dude.
Yeah, fuck them all.
And here's the thing.
That's my move today.
It's fuck them all.
Yeah.
I mean, Trump's on the same page with you.
Trump dismisses the joke, No King's protest, saying I work my ass off.
Let's check this clip.
What's your response to the protests over the weekend?
I think it's a joke.
I looked at the people.
They're not representative of this.
country and i looked at all the brand new signs paid for some i guess it was paid for by
posaurus and other radical of lunatics it looks like it was checking it out the demonstrations were
very small very ineffective and the people who were whacked out when you look at those people
those are not represented by the people in our country and by the way i'm not a king i'm not a king
i work my ass hope to make our country great that's all i'm not a king at all
You say whatever you want about Donald Trump.
You can say whatever you want about Donald Trump.
He's 80 motherfucking years old.
He works harder than most people.
Traveling around, doing those talks, shaking hands, that shit.
Look, I'm going to be totally honest with you guys.
I couldn't do what he does.
And I'm half his age.
Bro.
The press corps hates it, bro.
Because, like, for the last four years with Biden, bro, that's a nine to five.
With him, they're...
Biden was calling lids at 11 a.m.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I mean, like, they treat it as a normal work here, bro.
they're at the White House so fucking midnight, 1 a.m., 2 a.m.
Hey, man, you know, everybody sees it.
Yeah.
And the people that don't want to see it.
They don't want to, bro.
And in true Trump fashion, I mean, it wouldn't be Trump, you know, because he had that
conversation that was a board at first one.
Well, here's my thing about Trump.
If you know that, if you know that, why are you not arresting those fucking guys behind
the money?
I mean, you know, you're sending, you're sending ICE in to arrest the criminal
illegals.
We got some shit to say about that, too, by the way.
and you've declared Antifa, a domestic terrorist group,
you're arresting them.
But why aren't you arresting the people who enable these people?
Why aren't you arresting the people who fund these people?
Why aren't you cutting the fucking snake's head off
so that we don't have to worry about it anymore?
You know, that's...
Because you can't coordinate seven million people.
That's not a fucking grassroots movement.
No, you know how they do it?
We've seen it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, that's not grassroots.
Let's pay for play shit, bro.
All of those people are fucking paid.
And they're using our dollars to do it, which I don't believe is, like, I'm not with that.
I'm not with that.
I'm not fucking with it.
No.
But in true Trump fashion, you know, so he had that to say that was aboard F-Force 1.
He's not going to let it go without a little trolling.
And so he trolled them with a top gun style AI mean.
He likes the AI shit.
He likes it.
Like, he doesn't use it for how we use it.
But he posted this on truth of socialists.
No, he uses it like the boomers use it.
Yeah.
Make my cat a superhero that says America.
Give him a cape, red, white, and blue.
Yeah.
To make him fit.
Yeah.
No, he posted this on Truth Social.
Let's check this out.
I swear to God.
He posted this on Truth.
Is this in here?
Oh, man.
You know what I would normally say I would say that's not very unifying but like you can't
unify with those people no these people are gone it's unifying for us they're gone yeah absolutely
for sure yeah um now I mean to your point though right like I mean because he that's not very
presidential well neither is running up and down the street in a fucking dinosaur uniform
crying about shit that you don't know anything about yeah that's very public service wise yeah
yeah you know but to put it to the point you know Trump called it out you know sorrows is
funding this shit who is funding it let's talk about it Democrat don't
and interestingly
an anti-Israel group
isn't that weird
wait so you got Soros
and then also anti
like
unite
it's anti-Trump fucking
Voltron
bro it's like what is happening
right now
but yeah protests are supporting
the global intifada
to destroy the state of Israel
are embedded in today's
no king protest a nationwide
demonstration which organizers say
evokes power to the people
through an investigation into its funding
and planning tells a different story,
which kind of goes back to, you know,
the central point here is it's paid division.
It's paid fucking division.
For example, in New York,
the UAW Labor for Palestine
and the New York City Labor for Palestine
quietly called for the Palestine's labor solidarity contingent
to meet Saturday morning at Dwart Square in Midtown Manhattan
and then flew into the schedule,
no King's protest against Donald.
Trump's presidency according to the
outlet news online
um and it's all over
there um now
you got to talk about Israel because
interestingly
enough you go ahead say it Andy
say it Andy where's a clip
I don't have to say anything roll the clip
roll the clip I'm going to tell you for sure
what's going to happen he's going to do the same
shit again to embarrass Trump
to leverage Trump again
before those hostages come back
there will be a
new set of shit that happens.
Here's why. Netanyahu
is using these attacks to maintain
his power in Israel.
If peace happens and they're going to
boot him. Yeah, he's gone. It's only going to discredit
Trump further with everybody else
and this is going to be the same old thing
because Netanyahu has to
because if he doesn't,
he's going to be pulled from power
and probably prosecuted.
Updates, Israel launches wave of airstrikes
on Gaza as truth teeters.
Yeah, yeah, Israel says a ceasefire and aid to resume after airstrikes kill 26 people.
And this was actually updated, I believe 96 injuries or total casualties with 26 of them being killed.
Now, the craziest part about all of this is how did it start, right?
Like some kid probably through a rock.
Well, here's a crazy thing.
Two IDF soldiers were killed.
Okay.
Now, what happened was they were IDF and their engineers were clearing a zone and an unexploded Israeli ordinance went off and killed them.
They blame it on Moss and start bombing the shit out of them once again.
And, yeah.
I told you.
Now peace is back.
We're fine.
Did you guys throw you guys throw that clip in there right like yeah okay I mean look man
Netanyahu cannot have peace or he'll get persecuted he'll get prosecuted he'll get
prosecuted so it's very simple to understand it's never going to happen until they
take care of Netanyahu it's so crazy bro it's so crazy no it's not it's actually
just part for the course for the kind of dude this guy is so
it's so crazy man guys chat what do you guys got on this man let's let's check the chat
out remember guys if you like to participate in our chat you can check the link in the
description below um and sign up for the opportunity for that um but yeah false flag
false flag coming man what do you think yeah I mean like if you're not a gambling man well
what I do you win false flag man what do we think I mean I mean look it's coming dude like
these people are going to get desperate and they're going to get desperate and they're
going to need something to take the focus off of the shit that they're doing and you know they're
going to do something test with the aWS going now i mean listen maybe and we are we also know too
that fucking comet was that thing called joe the ai comet thing a3 or something like that the fucking
asteroid oh yeah it's supposed to be coming in a matter of days with loaded with five million
reptilian soldiers that are going to invade the country
It sounds like Project Bluebeam to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is interesting reading about that thing, though.
It is wild, bro.
It's interstellar, so, like, it doesn't, it doesn't obey the laws of gravity.
Yeah.
And biggest one.
So.
It's like me in high school on the O line.
Yep.
Real bad.
I'm with Alec, bro.
He says, I really do not give a fuck about these countries.
I don't either.
I care about our country.
I agree.
That's always been my position.
I do not give a buck about any country outside of this one until this one is completely taken care of.
And I mean infrastructure.
I mean people.
I mean economy.
I mean total restoration of the American dream.
And then maybe we could talk about some things.
but even then still I just don't think that's the case
I think we need to ban any kind of foreign aid
or any kind of foreign involvement
for the next decade at a minimum
I agree dude I agree I say until
LA and Tampa get their fucking traffic squared away
we don't need to be doing shit
that's a fact guys jump in on this conversation
let us know down in the comments what you guys think
with that being said I think it's funny
these celebrities are participating not realizing
that the whole reason nobody wants to watch any of their shit
is going to continue to do this.
I hope they all get replaced by fucking AI.
They're going to.
I don't like that.
Listen, these people are irrelevant.
Come on, bro.
Who's showing up to watch any of these films?
Who's showing up to watch Ben Stiller do anything?
Listen, his movie sucked in the first place.
Yeah, they did.
Okay?
Yeah, they do.
I don't even know who those other fucking three are.
That's Spike Lee?
Spike Lee, the guy who thinks he's a big deal,
but has never really been one.
Yeah, he does.
suck and his only thing that he's ever that he's known for is sitting on the
next floor that's it as a rich motherfucker you know that's it like sure shut
the fucky outfit sparkly yeah spockly i don't know who's that girl on the right um
let's law and order that's law and order yeah well yeah dumbass this is that being
said man let's go check out some of these comments got a couple here um this first one
is from lock, stock, and prepared,
uh, 6770.
Tell me you're a prepper without telling me you're a prepper.
I mean, I'm with it, though.
I'm with it.
Um,
he says,
uh, bought out my local speedway slash 711 yesterday.
Going back for round two tomorrow to pick up more.
Hashtack 711.
Hashtack form energy.
Hashtag real a.
F.
That's what's up.
Yes.
Lock stock and prepared.
Pop lock and drop it.
When it's form energy.
Mm-hmm.
It's awesome.
Did you get that reference?
Yeah, I got it, dude.
Pop, lock, and drop it.
That's right, that's right.
What do you think I don't know?
That song, I was like working in the bars
and that shit came out.
You know the dance?
Yeah.
How do you do it?
I'm not doing it.
Oh, man, you know the craziest thing?
Well, like, see, I feel like growing up, though,
like you guys had like really nice songs, love songs,
even right like what i'm like i want to tell right oh how'd you meet mom oh she pop block and drop
came on i fucking took her out you know i saw this i saw this rap song the other day and it was this
this this girl in a wheelchair oh i saw that and she's rapping and she goes my legs don't work but
this pussy still squirt yeah right it's like this is where we're at like this is where we're at
with culture bro like grandpa how'd you meet grandma oh well
her pussy still squirt
their legs don't work
but you know what I'm saying
Joe would you let me and put those lyrics in the song buddy
her booty hole was brown so I mean you know
good God man yeah great times
lock stock prepare appreciate you bro
this next one is from Ruben Lopez
6081
Because this show is getting raunchier and raunchier.
I love it.
I fucking love it.
An amen to the retirement ago subject.
How's it getting raunchy?
I don't know.
The world's getting raunchy, bro.
We're just reporting.
Yeah.
I didn't even start taking my clothes off.
Yeah.
That's raunchy.
Yeah.
I've seen it.
No, you haven't.
No, actually.
There was that time.
Okay.
Never mind.
We got one more.
LGB FJB-48.
I made my work partner by
a first form the other day. He's a raging Democrat, L.O.L.
To which somebody, the Chandler
419 said that Andy Juice will help straighten them back out.
That's a fucking right back.
Hey, you need some family members start to take it clear?
Yeah. Throw them one of them energies. That's right.
That's right. Dahladay is still rolling.
You crack that screaming freedom. You let them,
you funnel that down their throat, bro.
They'd be singing a different tune.
It'd be Yankee doodle fucking dandy, bro.
Don't tread on me.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're going to turn around.
That's right, man.
Yeah, no, Screamer.
Dollar days are still going on, guys.
So we got today, tomorrow.
That's it.
And that's it.
Yeah.
So lock in.
Yeah, Pop lock and drop it.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right. There you go.
That's a good song, man.
Bob Lock and share it.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little infringement.
Trade market.
Copyrighted Frenchman?
That's what I'm saying.
Let's keep cruising though, man.
We've got headline, too.
I got to go to, where is this?
We've got to go to France.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, let's go to France.
The secret weenie.
Yeah, that's right.
We've got to go to France for this one.
Headline number two reads,
brazen louvre robbery.
Crew may have been hired by collector,
prosecutors say.
This was wild.
It's pretty crazy.
I feel like you only see this shit in the movies.
You know what I'm saying?
It actually happened in real life.
The thieves who brazenly robbed the Louvre Museum in Paris
and stole priceless jewelry in one of the most daring museum heist in recent memory
may have been hired by a private collector officials, say it.
Paris prosecutor Laura Bako told local media that investigators believe the robbers
who carried out the raid in just seven.
minutes in broad daylight on Sunday
may have been commissioned by a collector
or purely motivated by the value
of the jewels and precious metals,
Reuters reported. Quote, we're looking at the
hypothesis of organized crime.
You think?
I'm sure it was just a bunch of retards that fucking
crapped in there and stole a bunch of jewels
in seven minutes. Seven minutes. You know what I'm saying?
I mean, here's the thing. Like, you steal that shit.
Like, you can't, like, is this
is it black market? Like, is that a real thing?
Yeah, bro. So sometimes, like, people buy this stuff and they'll pass it down into their family
for 30, 50, 100 years and the shit will just show back up. And by that time, it's theirs.
The actual limitations. Yeah. Yeah, fuck. So. I feel like this is like movie level shit, but
yeah, man, it's fucking crazy, man. There's a, uh, there was a total, it ends up in some rich
dude's house and nobody really knows that it's stolen and you know what I mean? That's crazy. Yeah.
That's crazy. I mean, because there's the thing.
It wasn't like it was just like, I mean, they stole like, I think, yeah, the crown of Napoleon, the third's wife.
One of them, they dropped outside and left it on the pavement and somebody found it.
That's crazy.
That's how they started getting caught.
That's crazy, dude.
But yeah, it was a total of nine objects were targeted, eight of which were actually stolen to your point.
The crown alone is worth tens of millions of euros, though experts say it is not the most significant piece that was taken.
They have not yet identified the robbers who made their escape on motorbikes.
Bro, this is a fucking movie.
That's a fucking movie.
Like, that's a movie.
Let's check this clip out because there was some footage.
Let's check this report.
They used a fucking chainsaw.
I used a crane to break into the museum.
Oh, that's so wild.
They are...
This camion nacelle arrives on the 9.30,
the 9.34, there's the penetration in the gallery,
and a few minutes,
six, seven minutes after, it's the,
it's the sort of this gallery,
and the depart of the four malfeaterer,
there had a total,
nine objects who have been
cibled by the Malfaiteur
and eight have been
effectively derobed
because
That's crazy
Yeah dude
It's kind of like the town
Where they all dressed up as the cops
And did it in the middle of the day
You know what I mean?
Yeah bro
I mean because they dressed up
As like maintenance workers
And that's why nobody stopped them
It's from what I understand
Yeah dude it was giving me
Den of Thieves vibes
Something like that
You know what I'm saying
Like they dressed up as the fucking
The money armored carrier
yeah and shit like well i mean that's some high level that's not den of thieves though just so you know
oh that was dead of thieves no that's heat they didn't didn't a thief suit no den of thieves is
your generation's heat oh it's the same move same same same it's the same yes but not really
it came from heat okay den of these is like a wish version of heat no it's newer and better
not even close to better no ain't you're fucking insane i haven't seen heat yeah you're insane
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Val Kilmer
Heat is 10 times better
than fucking
Den of Thieves
I do like Val Camer
RIP
Italian job too
That's right
Huh
Yeah bro
It's
It's uh
Heat
Dude
Dude if you watch heat
For 10 minutes
You're gonna be like
I can't believe
They tricked me
into fucking thinking that
Den of These was a real movie
Really
Yeah
It is a real movie
No it's not
It's a good movie
It's good, but it ain't a real movie.
It's like a fucking wish version of heat.
Okay.
And heat's very long.
Oh, fuck.
No, it's awesome.
Is it?
It's got the best.
Dude, I'll watch it.
It has the best shooting scene.
Cinematography?
No.
It has the best shooting scene in any movie ever.
Oh, like, shoot.
The second best shooting scene in any movie ever is Ronan.
Nope.
Most people haven't seen that either.
Nope.
DJ, you will like it.
I'll be the judge of that.
I'll listen.
Andy's like, you know.
See that nickname.
knows what he said ronin sick best urban gun fight absolutely days of thunder but see then they
say stupid shit like that and it's just like days of thunder MVP that's not stupid these people
have taste okay these people are cultured how does it compare to days of thunder how does what compare
heat yeah mm hmm how old is this fucking movie bro 30 years old bro yeah that's fucking old
point break the original point break's pretty good too yeah the the the fucking second point break
was horrible I don't know what that is horrible hmm all right like Hawk Down is definitely
great too oh that's a great movie yeah all right I love the movie suggestions yeah yeah but yeah
but yeah I mean dude fuck like ever seen that movie that one movie um fuck what's it called
Battle for Europa
Europa's last
damn. Do you see that one? No. Oh.
Wait, is that a joke?
I don't know.
I've heard
your Rope's... DJ likes black cock down.
Yeah.
Give your parents their iPad
back. All right. I don't
fuck control.
No, man.
You know, it didn't make me think, though. Like,
Because, I mean, to pull off something that you have to be fucking pretty.
Like, I mean, bro, that's some high level fucking, you're renting a crane and shit.
Like, yeah.
I wonder, like, if that's like a fucking, like, again, you know the movies.
I didn't think that shit existed in real life like that, though.
Yeah.
But then there was a thought, too.
I'm like, what if it was just some fucking immigrants, like some illegal immigrants over there that fucking got together, you know, and fucking stole it?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they stole the crane too.
Because, bro, they be, they'd be scamming, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe scammy.
This took some intelligence.
Okay.
All right.
Let's just be real.
What is it wrong?
We are here to redeem the crowd.
Versus versus we're here to eat your pets.
That's right.
That's right.
Okay, all right, so it took some high level thinking, okay.
A lot of cats they can buy with that shit, you know what I'm saying?
A lot of cows.
Yeah, meo.
Don't get a second, my light.
No, man, I don't know.
It's just, it is crazy thing.
I mean, because like, yeah, bro, it probably was, bro.
You know what happened?
Here's what happened.
They went in.
They got high on all kinds of duck and cat meat, fucking smoke some hookah,
came up with this great idea.
you know what I'm saying
how the fuck do you get high off a duck and cat though
I don't know I mean have you seen these motherfuckers
biting the heads off ducks and shit
come on man
oh fuck
oh man
no but speaking of illegals though
we do have to address something
a little update and some information
you guys know on the last show we talked about we had Tony and his dad but he sent a message
that kind of updated us that was information that was actually left out of the initial story
yeah and I just I would like to clarify this um because it's not you know listen we're good people
and I think that's what was explaining we're good people right and if you know fucked up shit like
that's happening yeah that's wrong it's fucked up but this is Tony's DM and he left out the piece
Now we're talking about the young man that we met at the Riverside meet and greet who we talked about on last show.
Yeah.
About ICE.
They locked up his dad.
Right.
Yeah.
They were a little more to that story.
Yeah.
And the piece that was left out was that he, his dad had a past DUI on his record that never got removed.
And I think, like, dude, listen, that's a very important piece because when we.
talk about these ice removals, people that have been in this country, whether it be
fucking 10 years, 30 years, if they, if they were just here and had no, they're not priorities
for any type of removal at all.
Right.
But if ICE is checking the record and you came into this country illegally and you did
something else, that's a priority, like for them to remove you, man.
There's no, there's no way to make exceptions like that.
It's a system.
And I'm sure it'll get sorted out.
But the point is, is that there was more to it.
Yeah.
So just important to note that.
No, for sure.
For sure.
But yeah, so I mean, I'm sure it will all get situated and handled.
But, you know, for me, again, like, if you've been here 30 years and nothing, cool.
We still got to get a fixed, right?
But, like, cool.
But, like, yeah, I mean, people would have criminal records.
Like, it just makes sense.
Like, okay, that makes more sense.
so they just picked him up for that,
you know what I'm saying?
Because he's already,
they already got him flagged,
you know,
but yeah,
a little update on that.
Do you think this shit's ever going to get recovered?
Probably not.
No,
it's gone.
Yeah,
probably.
It's gone.
Yeah.
Fuck.
And some dudes.
I mean,
dude,
they didn't just take it without an idea of where it was going and how to
move it.
And,
you know,
once it's out of there,
it's going to be hard to find.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Do they serialize that shit?
Because,
I mean,
I know we talked like,
like,
because you're in,
you're big into watches and shit too right like the black market for watches and stolen watches
and shit like i mean like yeah you have you have serial numbers on each piece yeah that then get
logged in with the insurance company you know got it so if it ever does ever get popped up yeah
i mean the museums have insurance for this shit yeah but i mean it's irreplaceable stuff you know it wasn't
fucking them you know you know i'm saying fuck you know all their twitter isn't legal right now
the louvre is awesome dude i've never been yeah i've been i got to see the mona lisa
Damn.
Yeah, it was cool.
But see, even like that, like, do you think it was the real Mona Lisa or you think it was
the fake one?
I mean, we have no way to know.
How do you know?
That's what I'm saying.
Because you know they do that with the Declaration of Independence.
So, like, if you go to D.C., the Declaration of Independence, like, they have, like, two
or three that they put on display.
There's only one real one, obviously, but then they have, like, another one that
were placed in.
I think the real one is hanging in Trump's office.
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, fuck, I don't know.
How do you know?
I don't know.
I learned that from watching now.
National Treasure, though.
Yep.
It's a great movie.
That's a great movie.
What, Andy?
Pull up the chat.
National Treasure is a great movie.
Okay, yeah, great movie.
Finally, a great movie call out.
National Treasure.
It is great, see?
That movie sucks.
No, Andy.
Andy.
Andy.
Somebody said, fuck Nick Cage.
Nicholas
Nicholas Cage only plays one character
In Diehardt?
No, he's the same character
in every movie.
He's like, oh,
rule.
We got to save the world.
The only decent movie
that motherfucker's ever been in
is Conair.
That's a good movie.
I'm not going to say it's good.
It's just decent.
Oh, it's a good movie.
Going to 60 seconds ain't no good.
Not if you're a real car person.
What about his Christmas movies?
What?
Diehardt.
Nick Cage ain't in those?
Oh.
Wait.
Yeah, face off.
Another winner.
Wait, Nick Cage is not in that.
Who is that in Diehard?
That's Bruce Willis.
Same same.
No.
Bruce Willis is not the same as Nick Cage.
All right.
All right, man.
Well, yeah, guys, let's know down in the comments what you think about this weird
heist.
It might have been an inside job.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But let's, yeah, let's keep cruising, man.
We got headline number three.
Jimmy Kimmel's back in the news.
Oh, is he?
That's a shame.
Yeah.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel hosts Drag Queen Storytime with Trixie Mattel reads Eric Trump's memoir to children
and then throws books in the woodchipper.
He didn't throw the, what?
No, the drag queens into what?
You got it wrong.
bro bro bro you would think too like after you come off a major loss like this no bro he now he's
like trying to prove point he's gone all in yeah all the shekels mm jesus man well you heard how
like um i guess defiant he was when that's all went down you know so now he's like
fuck it i'm gonna go all in on it which is just gonna further his demise more dude and not only that
but now he's involving kids bro because you bring this drag queen in doing storytime with fucking kids
We got a video of it?
Oh, yeah, bro.
We got a video, yeah.
So drag queen, Trixie Mattel
appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's
Drag Queen Storytime,
where he read Eric Trump's new memoir
Under Siege,
My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation,
while dressed in women's clothing.
Let's check this out.
I mentioned the other night
that Senator Ted Cruz has a new book.
It's called Unwoke,
how to defeat cultural Marxism in America.
Ted's been out trying to sell the book.
His last book,
He had to get his own campaign to buy thousands of copies to get it up the list, which is sad.
So we decided that this time we'd help him out when there's assist from one of the stars.
Yeah.
Let's keep going on the clip.
Rupal's drag race, none other than Trixie Mattel.
Hello, hello, children.
Hello, hi, hi.
That's the energy I was looking for.
How do we feel about reading today, yes?
Yes!
Okay, I think we should select something to read.
Let's see.
Um, Cinderella?
Who cares, right?
Made up story.
Our solar system.
Yeah, right, the Earth is flat, thank you.
Um, how about, uh, un-woke.
How to defeat cultural Marxism in America
written by Ted Cruz.
Nice.
So do you know who this guy is?
No.
It looks like somebody from the FBI.
Take something everyone loves.
Stuff it full of woke neo-Marxist ideas and then put it on the air.
If people point out that the ideas and the show are bad,
you can always claim that they're racists, fascists, or both.
Disney's reboot of The Beloved Little Mermaid was a case in point.
Did anybody see that?
It came out on my birthday.
Instead of admitting that Disney had managed to ruin a classic,
Defenders of the Subpar remake, including its star, accused the public of racism.
But the original Little Mermaid was good and the other little mermaid was good.
Can't they both be good?
Yeah, they both are.
Well, children like the Little Mermaid, right?
Yeah.
So it's almost like they should be the ones to say if it's good.
I just want to say out loud right now, the book is boring.
Thank you.
She was switching a different page.
This one was so boring, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, instead of skipping a page, skip a book.
Skip a book.
You should just pull a different book?
Yeah.
All right, let me just, ugh.
So, in the winter of 2021, when webbies of Unwoke to Take Home,
share with your family, friends.
Alright kids, those are your books.
You can do whatever you want with them.
Okay.
We can do whatever we want.
One, Ted.
Yikes!
Yikes!
Oh, thanks for Tixie Mattel, and you're welcome, Ted.
Is there anybody in the world that thought that was funny?
Like, real talk.
Do you think?
No.
Well, at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks.
And we're cutting them off.
that was great yeah that was good well dude i mean it's just like why do these people go harder
bro like well because they're misreading the culture and at this point i'll be real dude at this
point in time i think these things are dangerous for them to do i really do i think people are
so tired of it and they're becoming radicalized against this community uh for fucking with people's
kids and I think it's very dangerous them for even to even fuck around with it that's what I
think because I mean dude it's it's gonna be I mean look this is all happened before man
this is all happened before in history so but the the crazy thing is to like I also look at
this too from like the angle of these fucking kids like let's be very clear these are child actors
okay who were auditioned and probably paid to come on and do this hoping that you know
some producer Harvey Weinstein loves them enough to put them in the next big
fucking thing when they get older.
It's a nasty fucking cycle.
I don't like that angle of it.
Yeah.
Like the parents have put their kid like who would, like I wouldn't, I wouldn't
know.
Bro, listen, these are the same parents that tell you that their kid is trans when it's
born and that comes out a girl and they start telling it's a boy.
Are they vice versa?
These are mentally ill parents, bro.
They live for attention through the exploitation of their own children.
Fucked up.
Yeah, it's super fucked up.
so it is what it is man i mean i think this is correcting itself right now i don't think people
are with it at all i think people are tired of it i think people are realizing that it's always
been a mass number of people against it and a very tiny minority of people for it that's been
exposed and you know they're not with it no so which is evident by his audience and his
viewership i bro i hope that shit gets canceled man well guys chat what do you guys got on this man
Anybody want to come up and talk on this conversation?
Alex says it seems like they're digging their own grave.
That's correct.
They are.
Let's get Alec in here.
Hold on, Alec.
Alec, on mute.
Boom.
There we go.
You hear me?
Yeah.
What do you got on this, bro?
Dude, it freaks me out that for one, people allow their,
or allowing their kid to go to this audition and do this thing.
It also freaks me out that there's produced.
that are willing and mindfully deciding to create this problem in our culture
when we need to be uniting as a people and everyone knows this shit is not okay dude's not
not cool at all so it's honestly sad man it's honestly sad that they that the people are
producing it it's sick bro it's sick to even like I can I don't know how the parents
fucking allow it but to the point like they're not
fucking good parents bro but not just the parents who are these producers producing it and i think
something that andy says a lot that i appreciate is he's like let's find the actual people who are
the names of these people because then we can hold them to the accountability that needs to be held
so that we can take these people from uh their positions of power really you know 100% i think that's
coming dude i think we're going to see it you know what i agree yeah i appreciate i appreciate
you're leading it brother hey man you know what we're i'm not leading it dude that's the thing you
guys got to understand and it's you guys okay i can only do so much and i can put a message out
and i could stand for it and i could say hey this is what it is but it's you guys who take that
message and have those conversations in real life with real people that actually makes the difference
so you know i i really appreciate you guys you know waking up and saying hey man i'm not a
to these motherfuckers either.
Fuck them.
And that's what it's going to take to get to get everything back.
You know, listen, I think everybody's, everybody that's listening to the show for the last
number of years knows how passionate I am about this country because of what this country's
done for me.
And when I see it going down the tubes and when I see the opportunity for you guys
being fucked with, you know, I will stand up for that.
But I can't stand up for it alone.
You know, everybody has to.
to echo that message in the real world because these people that need to be talked to,
they're not tuning into this show, man.
They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not going to listen to, you know,
big mouth, Andy talk all this shit.
But they will have, they will have a reasonable conversation with Alec or any of the
other millions of people that listen to the show about what's actually going on.
And so that, that credit goes to you guys, man.
It goes, it goes to you guys.
That's a huge thing for me, man.
And I live in St. Petersburg, downtown St.
Petersburg. And it's a very, I would say, heavily left community. And I am very lucky to where I
get to, I tattoo. So I get to sit with these people for hours on end. And I will sit with these people
and have the conversation that people would call the hard conversation. It's not hard for me. I love
it. But I will have these conversations in something that I appreciate that you have taught,
brother is the critical thinking so I will bring them around to answer these questions themselves
and that allows their brain to start critically thinking about these things that are happening and
I think critical thought is a huge thing that whoever they is the government whatever the fuck
that bullshit is is trying to stop us from having they don't want us to critically think about
problems and solve problems and I you know I really believe that especially on
entrepreneurs and business owners we are the ones that can come to that forefront and talk to
each person every single day because we are faced with the people walking into our stores we are
faced with the clients that sit in our chair and you know I'm able to speak to them and have them
critically think like why do you feel that way and then talk to them about you know why something
might be wrong or right in an open way especially being a tattoo artist you know I'm covered in
tattoos so a lot of people think I'm you're one of them that's right yeah exactly and I used to have
12 year dreadlocks so they definitely oh you're definitely oh yeah but you know brother it's it's
it is as simple as just asking them questions you know one of the best ways to actually I think
the most effective way to get someone who is not seeing things our way is just to ask questions it's
not to tell. When you tell, tell, tell, there's resistance. But when you ask questions,
and then if they answer stupidly and you don't make fun of them, you say, okay, I used to think
that too, but here's what I found out. Now you have the ability to actually have rational
conversations with people. Right. Right. Now, there's people over here. There's people over there
that are never, ever, ever going to hear it. Those are not the people we're talking about.
No, not at all. Yeah. And so, and we have to realize as, as,
Americans that there's always going to be people on that we're never going to have total
unity bro like there's always going to be a percentage of people that are
driven by their need to be right and
They they can't you know for some reason people have a hard time actually think this is a
very strong sign of intelligence right like intelligent people don't
they don't stick their feet in the sand and just stay there they when they're
brought new information or they're brought a new perspective they say things like you know what
i never really thought of it that way you know let me think about that what about this right and and
that's what intelligent people do they don't just and so a lot of these people they let their egos
anchor them so hard in their position and their identity that they can't be swayed any which way
no matter what and we run into these people all the time right like this might be an employee this might be a
friend this might be a family member but people who aren't able to process questions and answer them
honestly in good faith they're not worth the discussion because you're you're just going to waste
your time and energy and then at the end of it we all know how it ends you're a fucking you're a
bigot you know or you're a racist or you're and like dude by that time it's over right there's no
there's no coming back from it so it's kind of hilarious because they just show their cards
I'm being dumb, dude.
Yeah, and dude, when...
Let me finish your dick tattoo on you real quick.
Yeah, when people start to argue like that
and they start calling your names, you won.
You just ask another question.
So I'm a bigot because I'm asking you questions, brother?
You know, like, it's all, you know, here's the reality.
You know, David here has it right down.
Like, you know, if you get everybody a can of screaming freedom,
it's going to fix the whole world.
It's a lot.
Let's just be real.
It's fix the whole world.
Let's go.
Hey, Ale, Alex, do it.
we appreciate your brother i do how to ask you you're a tattoo artist and you said you were in
a left place what what is the craziest thing you've had to tattoo on somebody dude honestly
it's a cool story it's a broken shopping cart and it was this girl who came in and her father
was pushing her in a shopping cart when she was four years old and he flipped the cart and broke
her femur oh it's like a joke that they had together there was this broken shopping cart with a pool
of oil under it and I always I've done some crazy ass tattoos that I could go on about stories with
but that specific story always stood out to me and the way that her father reacted to it the way
that she loves that tattoo it's just it's such a it was such a special moment you know
tattoos are yeah tattoos are a lot more than I think just the imagery it's a lot about the
story and what we're telling through the story you know
so I find that important
and I did that nine years
ago man I've been tattooing 12 years
and that tattoo sticks out to me like crazy
that's cool man that's sick bro
that's sick man well all right we appreciate you bro
put you back down thank you guys for everything
man God bless y'all thanks Alex
yeah that yeah spot fucking on though man
yeah I mean you talk about this like bro it is
that wasn't Alec that came was that the same guy that came
to the meetup no
the tattoo artist from St. Pete
was that
wait hold
on yes hold on shit oh fuck dude hold on bro yeah Alex man get back up here
bro you rode off on your bike like I thought you were gonna fucking turn that motherfucker
into light speed yeah that's right dude that was me man 120 the whole way oh yeah
it's crazy be safe I ripped it home dude a buck 20 all the way home I was riding high
man and we had I probably had 10 walkins that night and I got to talk to everybody about
just the personal accountability the extreme ownership and all the things that you know are spoken
about here and so it's really cool to have those conversations riding that high off a meeting y'all
man it was really a pleasure a blessing and yeah man i got my team form energies bro i owe you
something what i tell you oh brother you ain't got to do none of that yeah so i told alec i was going to
get him some drinks for the shop but he couldn't take him because of his
So one of you guys
Get with Alec get his address
We're gonna hook him up
Yes sir
Hey man I'm gonna come up and tie
All y'all up I got you dude
Hey let's do it
Bro you think you put a grape can on me
He's gonna put a fucking fruit of a loom grape
And he's like dude
Get the fucking 100 drinks
I'm like bro
What am I gonna hold him on my shoulder
Well I'm gonna hold him on my shoulder
Listen it is Florida bro
Yeah I've seen Florida people do a lot worse
You're an expert of balancing lots of shit on a motorbike, aren't you?
Like whole families and shit?
Totally.
We can do the cans for sure.
Yeah.
I was talking to Z-Shahn.
Where it's like 10 people on the fucking motors.
That's right.
That's right.
Hey, Alex, have you ever done a magic carpet tattoo?
Let's go.
I'm going to all get magic carpet tattoos.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'll get a little magic carpet tattoo with Z-Shon.
holding the energy drink at 7-Eleven.
All right, Alan, we appreciate you, bro.
It was great talking to you, man.
Oh, yeah.
God bless y'all, man.
Thank you for everything.
Likewise, bro.
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
But yeah, fuck these people.
Yep.
Both of these dudes.
Yeah.
Wood chipper.
Yeah.
Wood chipper straight away.
Guys, jumping on this combo,
let's know what you guys got down in the commentary.
With that being said, final segment.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
all right yeah I'm ready all right let's do it thumbs up or dumb as fuck all right how's this
work we bring our article up we talk about it uh we vote on it and give it two options one of two
options we got to all vote from now on okay all of us in the room okay all right how we doing this
thumbs up or thumbs down thumbs up okay all right all right well um you like guns I I I do
now how do you store your guns wherever the fuck they fit okay okay oh
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I got this little derringer, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
Okay.
You'd be surprised you could do with that.
This inmate was accused of smuggling a 22-caliber revolver in his butt.
See what I'm saying?
Damn, Andy.
All right.
Yeah, well, let's check this up.
Well, sources are telling me tonight that gun was stashed in this.
prisoners buttocks and he managed to get into this prisoner transport van undetected after he saw
a judge and now two police officers are in the hot seat and another prisoner is in the hospital
tonight with that gunshot wound to the leg now within the last 10 minutes the suspect louis
soto went before a judge for the second night in a row pixel 11 cameras were the only ones
inside of the courtroom you see him as he was brought in with his hands behind his back
under heavy security. He was remanded into custody and he is now going to be sent back
to the Westchester County Jail tonight 24 hours after this harrowing incident unfolded. The shooting
happened while the prisoners were being brought to the jail inside of a Mount Vernon Police
transport van 7 o'clock last night. Officials say that the person was shot by a fellow
prisoner who'd smuggled the gun into the vehicle on his body. As cops heard the
shot go off mid-ride. They turned around, raced back here to police headquarters, where five
prisoners were offloaded and secured. Police say Lewis Soto was the man who had the loaded
22-caliber revolver. But how it got past, multiple layers of security is what's being investigated
right now. Soto's a 32-year-old Bronx man who had been arrested on Wednesday initially for
allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. Now he's facing multiple charges related to the shooting as a
result police are overhauling their security protocols knowing full well how much more
serious this could have been all right we'll put the motherfuck in the woodshed but uh i mean
two points for the smuggling hmm two points yeah a little six pooter i mean how do you even
think about that bro how did yeah i mean like how did he get it like did somebody in the audience
like hugging or something and he probably had it up there for a while just
sitting there for a minute.
Yeah. Fuck.
No, I mean, usually...
How do you get something like that out of your butt?
You just, like, shit it out?
You reach up in there?
I don't know. I wouldn't know. Why are you asking me like I would know these?
Fuck, I don't know. You used to work in the jail.
I don't know, bro. I mean, fuck.
Maybe the chat knows.
How do you guys put this in there?
You pull it out?
Florida man did have the thermos last week. Okay. I feel like you can get a thermos
up there. You can fucking...
Cullen blow.
Oh, man. It's too.
bad he didn't go off inside of him yeah bro prison wallet is real that is real bro fuck man
no new meaning of low blow it was a blast for him look at this we got a bunch of dads in here
taint blaster all right two thumbs in the butt where we give us that's an o g listener right that is
an o g listening bro i got white lightning a few times i know i haven't heard that in the fucking minute
yeah yeah all right i'm just saying this is thumbs
down so you're voting thumbs down room guys down 22 in the butt down what do you
think Joe Joe over there yeah what about other Joe what do you think Joe
what you think Joe well I'm I'm with that opinion really I'm with that opinion
that's more than you guys could fit in there huh yeah thank God yeah how do you know
Fun fact
No we don't need no fun facts right now
You sure?
Yep
Okay
I have one ready for you
What
You want it
Yeah
Did you know the human anus
Can stretch up to nine inches
Nine inches wide?
Yes
Is that like a
Yes
Does that create a slot
Or is that like nine inches
Across the circle?
It can stretch nine inches
Hmm
So
I think I saw that on the internet once
I know
oh man
what's going on
that's that
yeah we
no it's not from from experience
we are we are raunchy
and maybe it is getting raunchier
of course DJ would know he had to test it out
firsthand to see if it was real
yeah BJ did the R&D all right
all right
enough of the butt stuff
butt stuff's fun for a minute
that's right that's it
you got stop when it hurts
Yes.
Safe word.
Dollar days.
It's Dollar Days.
All right, guys.
Hey, look, real talk.
We got Dollar Days today and tomorrow.
We appreciate you guys.
We are going to be doing some King of Dollar Days rewards.
We're going to pick some people.
We're going to do something special for them.
I talk to the team today.
So just keep that in mind.
And we are going to have another.
CTI for you on tomorrow mm-hmm okay so this gonna be a special way back to back back
but to butt butt butt to nut buttocks the buttocks to buttocks
magic carpet to zishon mm-hmm you know what I'm saying I don't know anyway guys
all right guys we love you guys we appreciate you guys and uh we'll see tomorrow don't be a
ho show show yeah we're from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze
Fuck a bull fucker stole counting millions in a cold bad bitch booted swow got her on bank row can't fold just a no headshot case closed
