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Episode Date: January 11, 2026On today's episode, Andy & DJ break down the ambush near the White House that left two National Guard troops shot in what officials are calling a suspected terror attack, the Minnesota judge who overt...urned a guilty verdict in a $7 million Somali Medicare fraud case, and the British athlete crowned the world's strongest woman who says she was "robbed" of her winning moment after it emerged the original champion was a transgender woman who was ineligible to compete.
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Keeping on the flow.
Now my jury box froze.
Fuck a pole.
Fuck a stole.
Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swow.
Got an owner.
What is up guys?
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Cruise the motherfucking internet.
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We're gonna cruise the internet.
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Yeah, pass it to your liberal cousins and stuff.
Yeah, bring them around.
Yeah.
We'll convert them.
You'll love this.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
We got Turkey Day for tomorrow when it's posted.
You know, because I know we got a lot of people that still be watching this tomorrow, too.
But it is Turkey Day, man.
It's pre-Turkey Day.
And it got me thinking, I love this picture because I'm kind of like a chef there.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I like it too.
I'm kind of sore food.
I'm kind of like eating.
Yeah.
You know, and so it got me on this, this like, you know, taking just a little memory troll, you know, and just like, you know, what?
What's a memory troll?
Like just going down memory lane.
You mean like a stroll.
A stroll.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Walk and sell block D.
you know of all the different dishes you know and we're you know what I just what is some of your
favorite dish because Eddie dude I listen I'll be real bro I literally just searched why people
Thanksgiving yeah what came up like this yeah yeah that's why do y'all do stuff like this I don't know
it's festive okay and then I just crap kept look I'm like dude what the hell I don't know what
that is what I ain't claiming that is
That doesn't look good.
What is that, dude?
I've never seen anything like that my whole life.
I swear.
I couldn't even tell you what that is or that.
What is that?
I don't know.
That looks like, yeah, that's not real.
Andy, this is so real.
This is real stuff.
This is, I search white people Thanksgiving.
Oh, so now we're eating fucking fancy feast.
That's what that is.
That's fancy feast.
That's not fancy feast.
The cat food?
That is fancy feast right out the can, man.
It's still got the candy.
hand shape.
Yeah.
You know, I just, I don't get it, man.
The internet lies.
Yeah, man, y'all be eating some weird stuff.
Yeah.
Weird stuff.
Come on, man.
Nobody really eats stuff that looks like that.
That's not even cooked yet.
Yeah.
Listen, I searched it.
That's what came up, you know.
Well, what happens when you search black people Thanksgiving?
This.
Oh, you do it.
You already do.
You were ready.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Yep, yep.
I mean, I'd like Pigs feet, too, if that's what I got served on Thanksgiving.
Pigs' feet.
Oh, man.
Guys.
Welcome.
Welcome to the show.
Yeah, no, we got a good one, man.
Got a lot of stuff happening as usual, though.
and we got to dive into it.
Yeah.
We got to dive into it.
Let's check in with the chat real quick before we get rolling.
Chat is alive and well.
That's Twitter, YouTube.
Should we expand this?
Yeah, I think we got to go everywhere, man.
I think so.
I don't know if people know who we are, dude.
We're way ahead of everybody else.
It's true.
I think we're so far ahead.
We get ignored sometimes.
Mm.
You know?
Yeah.
Like it sounds crazy because we're so far ahead.
and then it happens and then like everybody else like ah and don't just take the credit for all i ever do is like i'm watching the internet and i'm like dude i said that like two years ago
white people thanksgiving just means all the dads are there that was a chat comment that was not my comment
that's wild yeah word burning says andy's favorite dish is a whole kind of whoop ass yeah yeah that's what i like to serve
you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
We'll pass.
Yeah.
Whoop.
I have my down moments too.
Oh, they're not very often.
Happens.
Happens.
Ignored that.
Oh, man.
All right, guys.
Well, yeah, let's buckle up, man.
Because we got a lot to cover today.
Again, we really appreciate you guys for joining us this beautiful evening.
And let's get into it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We got headline number one.
Obviously, a big talk in the town.
We got two National Guard troops that were shot near the White House and an ambush-styled attack, okay, with a suspect now in custody.
Let's dive into it.
Let's go into it.
Now, be aware, I mean, this is still, there's still a lot happening.
There's still a lot of information that's trying to come, you know, come up.
But let's dive into what we know right now.
So as of right now, time of this recording.
A crazed gunman shot two National Guard troops in a cowardly ambush-style attack, leaving them in critical condition, just blocks from the White House on Wednesday, according to law enforcement sources and officials.
The gunmen rounded the corner and 17th in I Streets outside the Farragut West Metro Station in D.C. around 2.15 p.m. Eastern Time before ambushing the pair of guard members and opening fire, Metro Police Department Executive,
assistant chief Jeffrey Carroll said at a press conference.
The armed soldiers who were patrolling the streets exchanged gunfire with the shooter
and other guardsmen stationed nearby rushed to the area after hearing shots ring out.
FBI director Cash Patel, he declared that the Bureau and its law enforcement partners
would use, quote, all of our resources to make sure we find the perpetrators responsible for
this heinous act. Vowing they will be brought to justice. This is the clip from
from where it happened. Let's check this out.
Two of our brave members of the National Guard and the Department of War
were brazenly attacked in a horrendous act of violence.
They were shot. They're in critical condition.
As you can see behind me, we have assembled the full force
of both the federal and state and local law enforcement agencies
to bring bare all of our resources to make sure
we find the perpetrator responsible for this heinous act
and make no mistake, they will be brought to justice.
Since this is an assault on a federal law enforcement officer,
This will be treated at the federal level as an assault on a federal law enforcement officer.
The FBI will lead out on that mission with our interagency partners to include the Department of Homeland Security, Secret Service, ATF, DEA.
And we're thankful for the mayor's assistance in this matter.
The Metropolitan Police Department and their skills in investigating homicides and gun shootings in this city is exceptional.
We will work together collaboratively because this is a matter of national security, because it's a matter of pride,
President Trump has been informed.
We've been in contact with the White House.
We will shortchange the American public with no resources to make sure we find and safeguard
our nation's capital right here in Washington, D.C., and bring anyone responsible for this
heinous act of violence to justice.
I would lastly like to add to the American public in the world.
Please send your prayers to those brave warriors who are in critical condition and their families.
They are here serving our country.
They are here protecting everyday Americans and citizens around the world in our nation's capital.
They are the heroes of this day, and we must remember them on this day and every day and their families and the sacrifice they have made.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that comes out.
Now, the initial story that's, I guess, being told right now is that these two National Guardsmen, they were patrolling.
They were ambushed by the shooter, the exchange gunfire, and then,
other guardsmen stationed nearby rush to the area after hearing the shots ring out.
One female guard was shot in the chest before the suspect then shot her in the head,
law enforcement sources say.
And then he allegedly fired at a second guard before a third guard station nearby rushing
and took him down.
Now the governor, these guardsmen were from West Virginia.
And the governor, this has been causing some confusion out there because the governor very
quickly put out this tweet, not even 30 minutes after the shooting, saying, quote, it is with
great sorrow that we can confirm both members of the West Virginia National Guard who were shot
earlier today in Washington, D.C. have passed away from their injuries. So we put this tweet out,
and then about 20 minutes later or so, he updated that, and they are not at the time, right now,
they're not deceased. They are still in critical condition, fighting for their lives.
And he put out a, you know, a correcting tweet 20 minutes later or so.
Now, videos have been going, going around.
This is a video.
This is a clip from the apprehension of the suspect, allegedly.
Let's check this out.
You can kind of see National Guardsmen, some law enforcement fighting with the guy on the ground.
So the video comes out, right?
Now, there's been some updates, okay?
One of those updates being that they have identified the suspect in the shooting and that apparently this guy is an Afghan national from Afghanistan who immigrated here from Afghanistan in August of 2021.
His name is something pretty hard to pronounce. I'm not going to lie.
Steve?
Yeah.
We'll call him Steve.
His last name is Lakin, Lackenwall.
There we go.
What he said.
And he's in custody right now.
I know that he was hospitalized and since out.
But, you know, it doesn't stop them from trying to paint a certain narrative before any of the information is even come to fruition.
MSNBC is getting destroyed.
right now because of a you know a live broadcast that went out this is what one of the
anchors had to say again with very little information being put out this is the this is the
side that they decided to jump on let's listen to this but of course you know there's so
much controversy happening in the United States right now with ice who are also
wearing uniforms and and wearing masks and so there's you don't know people watching
talking around with uniforms in an American city, there are some Americans that might object to that.
And so apparently this shooting has happened.
No, motherfucker.
There's no Americans that object to that.
The people that object to it aren't fucking Americans.
Anyway, what else?
No, I mean, dude, it just makes me think, right?
Because one of the big things that we've covered on the show that's been, you know, kind of crazy is coming full circle here a little bit.
but you have this trending name that they've given to those senators and congressmen.
They call them the seditious six, right?
And I found this so funny that all of them almost immediately decided to jump on.
And of course, they want to send out their hearts, you know, thoughts and prayers to these two National Guardsmen when just a few days ago,
they're calling, you know, for people to disobey lawful commands and building resentment between people.
between people and people who are following the lawful commands.
No, this is like CYA on their part.
It's cover your ass.
100%.
Dude, it wasn't just locking.
You got Mark Kelly in there.
They don't want to get roped into it.
It's their fault.
Well, I mean, in my opinion, there's a lot of people whose fault it is.
Yeah, I mean, let's talk about it.
Because, dude, it's crazy.
Now, to the seditious six, the FBI is reaching out and it's supposed to be doing an inquiry into the seditious sick.
Mark Kelly, he might be getting him, we called and back to active service to get court
marshaled.
All of that stuff's moving, man, but it's just like,
y'all were better off not saying fucking anything.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What do you mean you don't get it?
I don't get it.
These people, because they call for the violence.
They call for, you know, these people are enemies of the United States.
Yeah.
It's perfectly understandable when you understand the perspective that they take.
these people hate America.
They are there to undermine America,
to create a new system in America,
to burn the old one down
or replace it with an equitable system
that has never worked in the history of humankind.
Their job is not to represent you and me and everybody else.
Their job is to get what they want.
So if you think about what they're trying to do,
it makes perfect sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not just this situation
because, I mean, even since then,
You got people doxing ICE agents.
This just came out.
There was another report, too, that even a DOJ employee has just been arrested,
booked on terrorism and evidence tampering for doxing federal agents.
Like, you're seeing this massive growth, you know, of people like these senators,
like Senator Slockin and Mark Kelly, you know, push out these statements,
and then people are actually acting on it.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, I'm not saying that that's exactly what this situation was.
Again, this dude is an Afghan national, right?
Yeah, he allegedly came over when they evacuated and withdrew from Afghanistan.
Right.
Right.
So how do you get a gun?
I mean, how do criminals get guns?
No.
You know, they break the law.
You know what I mean?
It's interesting to me that Cash Patel stands there and says all these resources that they're going to, you know, let loose on this apparent act of terrorism when they withhold those.
same resources for anything that actually matters in solving the big problem. Sure, this guy deserves
to be punished. Sure, he deserves to be punished publicly and it should be capital punishment. He
should get the death sentence. That is what should happen. And it likely will happen if it's a federal
crime because that's the law, especially if one of them dies. But here's what I see when I look at this.
okay I see them ignoring the people who cause the problem and then addressing the little problem
okay it would be like you have cancer and you're getting some you know wounds on your body
because the cancer is eating it and they want to treat the little wounds instead of treating the
cancer right and when we look at what's happened here this is a non-U.S. citizen that should not be in
the country under any sort of
circumstances whatsoever, who has just potentially taken the lives of two American citizens
who have families, who are citizens, who have the right to be here, who are doing their job,
and these people aren't going to be there tomorrow for Thanksgiving.
They might not be, they might not recover.
Who knows?
The families have changed forever.
Forever and ever.
And this is the thing that I'm getting really tired of.
I believe that America is getting really tired of.
No matter how much it's reported or not reported, we are sick and tired of people who should
not be in this country causing harm to citizens in this country.
We are sick and tired of people who are consistently violent being allowed to run free
and rape and assault and murder American citizens.
for what for what for the will of people who are trying to get elected and they're trying to rewrite the
election districts so that they can stay in power okay so if you are wondering where any of these
people lie morally just understand that they're willing to exchange the lives of American citizens
and the safety of American citizens for their own reelection efforts
for their own political agenda, for their own in to the system.
All right?
These people do not give a shit about American citizens, and they prove it every single day.
All right.
This here, this pisses me off, dude.
Like, real bad.
And the fact that we don't have more outrage around the fact that these people are even in our
country, there should be, people should be protesting, writing their senators, making it known,
speaking out that every single non-citizen that's in this country illegally has to go.
They ought to go.
Okay?
These are third world people that come from places that none of our American citizens will
ever go voluntarily unless they're naive.
And we bring them here.
And then we wonder why they act like.
fucking savages. Well, they act like savages because they are savages and they live in a country
where savagery rules. They don't have civilization like we have it over here. And there is a
misunderstanding with American citizens when it comes to thinking that everybody can be like us.
No, everybody can't be like us. Not everybody's like us. Nobody wants to be like us.
They don't want to be like us. They want our country to be like their country, the shithole that they
came from. Okay. So this illusion and this delusional thinking that these people are going to come
here from the third world and somehow become refined citizens that respect the law and respect the
customs and respect the culture is complete bullshit. And we see it every single day. Okay. Now we also
see every single day people come from places willingly. They fill out the paperwork. They go through the
process, which makes them value their citizenship, which means I don't want to mess with the culture
here. I don't want to cause problems here. I want to come here because I believe in the prosperity
and the potential of this country versus my own. Those people can come here and they've always come
here and they've been welcome with open arms, okay? But when you bring people who are literal
savages from other places, Africa, Asia, fucking Afghanistan and these areas and shit,
we're asking for trouble, dude, and this is what we're dealing with. And not, not, there's
outside of the, the, the ultra-privileged people in this society, meaning the white, middle-upper-class,
traditionally women
everybody else
once these motherfuckers gone
they don't care if these people are here
because they don't have to like
they don't have to deal with it
right so they vote for it
over and over and over again
they don't they don't have to deal with
these situations where they live
they don't have their neighborhoods
being infiltrated with people
who eat their motherfucking pets
okay that shit ain't happening to them
they feel guilty because of how good
their life is and
they want to sound
good at brunch to all their other friends and say, you know what, I'm such a good person.
I want these people to come here.
They just want a better life.
No, they fucking don't want a better life.
They want to bring the same life that they had there here.
And we see it every single day.
So until Americans rise up and say, these motherfuckers got to go, we're going to have a problem.
And then there's a bigger problem to address here.
Like I said, with Cash Patel.
why are you not aggressively going after the people who broke the law to allow these people in here?
Why are you not doing that?
Why are we not holding the people accountable for the biggest treasonous activity that's ever happened in this country,
which is allowing 17 to 22 million military age males into this country illegally for the benefit of themselves?
Okay, that's a treasonous act, bro.
That is a complete violation of their oath to serve and protect the citizens of this country.
But you don't see Cash Patel or Trump or anybody saying,
we're going to hold those motherfuckers accountable.
Why is that?
Because they want the fucking chaos.
They want, like I've said, on the show over and over and over and over again.
They want Muslims to be the main enemy, and they know that if they can get,
Americans and Christians to attack Muslims and vice versa, that nobody will notice who's actually
pulling the strings to create all of this chaos. And we see it in the coverage of this today.
I've seen so many people saying things like, the enemy's here. Okay, yeah, they've been here.
Okay, where were you the last four years? Right? They've been here. All right. And the enemy isn't
Muslims, the enemy is just like in every other category of people, criminals and unproductive
human beings who do not share the values of this country coming here and causing problems.
Those are the fucking enemies.
Okay.
And then the bigger enemy is the people who allow it.
Who open the door.
So in my opinion, this is just an example of what they're trying to create so that we don't
notice who's actually creating the problem.
Does that make sense?
Absolutely, dude.
Absolutely.
I mean, dude, I've been talking about this forever, dude.
Christians and Muslims, Christians and Muslims, Christians and Muslims.
It's no different than here in the country domestically.
White versus black.
White versus black.
Christians versus Muslims.
Christians versus Muslims.
You know, it's interesting because no one ever fucking talks about where this division comes from.
because it's not natural.
It's not natural.
People just don't naturally hate each other here.
It's intentional.
And it's intentional division and intentional narrative created
so that we can never unite and we can never come together
to point the finger at the real motherfuckers causing these problems.
You know, the only thing is like,
because I got, dude, I hear their argument that they're trying.
Well, I mean, Andy, but like, okay, 22 million people,
not every single one is a bad person.
No.
You know, but the problem is when you have a system that allow,
that many people to come in and we're not vetting any of them?
Yeah.
Like, all it takes is one.
Yeah.
And dude, they understand.
And we don't know which one it is right.
That's what I was getting ready to say.
They understand that it's almost impossible to identify who's who.
Dude, we're so close to a massive terror attack on this country.
No.
Done in a very guerrilla warfare style, similar to what happened in Israel, allegedly,
at October 7th.
Okay.
Where these people go door to door.
they're activated, they go door to door,
and they fucking just start killing people.
And my prediction is that will be the next false flag.
We will see a, what a bigger attack could it be
than if they activated people that were spread across the country
as individuals to go door to door
and just start shooting motherfuckers?
Think of the chaos that that would create in this country.
That, I promise you, that is the false flag
that they were going to pull.
Man.
Yeah.
And it's not like I haven't been talking about,
this for years, dude. You know what I'm saying? So, unfortunately, yeah, you could sit here and say,
oh, well, there's some good people mixed in there. Yeah, there is, but you know what, they got to go to.
Until we know for sure. And they come back and we're going to vet them the right way. That's right.
I mean, that's how it's like, go home. And people don't understand it. I think we should talk about it.
I mean, the team's going to get a little, but we have, like, our team is diverse in that sense where we
have two people who are naturalized citizens of this country. Yeah. That came, that took the time to go
through the process. Yeah. And I don't know. We're talking months. We're talking years. What?
Yes. Yeah, both are Muslim. You know what I'm saying? So it's like it's not like this is not a,
you know, profound idea. Like we're not big. It's like, no, just there's the right way to do it.
Speak for yourself. Well, I mean, yeah. There's a right way to do this. There's a right way to do this.
And there's a wrong way to do it. And we just got done experiencing what the wrong way doing it.
We got a clean house. Yeah, bro. We got a clean house. People.
They got to go home.
I've been talking about here.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, listen, we've been talking about this.
I've been talking about this for years and years and years.
The removal of these people is going to be very ugly.
Yeah.
And it's going to be hard for people to stomach, especially the white upper middle class
Karens that don't have to deal with anything.
You know what?
I was thinking about this.
Those same people vote for the worst economic, the worst economic atmosphere,
possible and then they send their men out to try and earn a living in that atmosphere.
It's like, dude, what the fuck are you guys thinking?
Like, they're voting against their own self-interest every day so they can brag at brunch
about how fucking moral they are.
It's insane, dude.
So, yeah, man.
Well, obviously, like I said, I mean, this is a still developing situation.
And I'm sure more is coming out, man.
But, I mean, dude, this sucks.
Well, my, yeah, it does suck.
It's terrible.
These are two people.
Like these families are changed forever.
Yeah.
And these aren't the first Americans who have been, you know, the quote-unquote casualty,
if you will, of these, you know, the last four or five years in the policies we've had.
There's been plenty of Americans who have been American families that have been affected by this invasion, dude.
And it fucking sucks.
Bro, all the truck crashes we covered, the murders we've covered, the rapes we've covered, the
fucking attacks we've covered.
These people are not compatible with the American culture that exists in this country.
I don't know what it's going to take for people to get that through their fucking heads.
You know what it is?
It's a bunch of people who've never been anywhere else.
That's what it is.
You know what I mean?
They don't understand.
You can't take someone who's lived their whole life a certain way and then just pick them up and move them over to this other location and expect them to change.
They are not going, they're going to continue.
bro if you ate ducks over there you're going to eat them here if you rape kids over there
you're going to do that here if you're going to if you kill people over there you're going to
do that here which is what the fuck they do over there okay so dude you know what man every every
person every person who voted and who cheers this this importing of the third world is
complicit in this attack, period.
And all the murders.
And all the, you know what I'm saying?
These people wouldn't be vote for that shit if it was their kid.
They got fucking murdered.
No.
No.
No, not only that, dude, it's just,
none of those people who are open and try to, you know,
portray that virtuous narrative, bro, open your doors.
Forge Athletics says that.
American first, America only, or get the fuck out.
Yes.
that is where the fuck we are.
It's America first.
If you ain't about America, you're gone.
That is how we have to be.
And unfortunately, we haven't ever had to deal with that here in this country.
But because of the treasonous people who made the decision to allow these people, not only do they make the decision, they forced you to fund it.
You funded it.
You paid for these people to get it.
All of the people who pay taxes, you funded that motherfucker coming here and shooting those people.
How do you feel about that?
I'm fucking over it, dude.
Yeah, man.
Guys,
let's go down in the comments, man,
what you guys think.
What that means that?
Let's cruise to chat.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh.
New little graphic.
Yeah, I got that little orange there.
I don't know what I'm doing to it,
but it don't look.
Yeah, it don't look good.
It looks like one of them,
it looks like a little Gabe owner.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Well,
Gabe gave me that drink.
Yeah, speaking of that, actually, we, we're going to cruise the chat, but I had to pull it up, man.
Skinny 2 Squawl, man, what happened, dude?
You want to give the people like, what was happening here?
Dude, you know what?
I need to play by play.
And people have been getting on me because they're like, oh, dude, I tried to stop it.
Yeah, it's all right.
Hey, man, it was funny.
Listen, I'm trying to run the show, dude.
You know, like we got all these chats.
I'm trying to give people their props.
Yeah, that's right.
You know, you pay two bucks.
I want to give you a little love, you know, so I gave it to the gay boner.
Well, Skinny Too Swole is responsible for this, and he actually commented on the video after I posted, he says, quote, the greatest prank of my lifetime.
Hey, that was pretty good, dude, pretty good.
Pretty good.
And, dude, people loved it.
It was great.
Josh Moxie said, Andy will turn down millions and millions for the podcast to be externally ad free, but we'll say gay bonnish for two bucks.
Hey, everybody's got their price.
Everybody's got their price.
Might happen to be two bucks.
Yeah, man, let's check it with the chat, though.
What are you guys got going on right now?
We got Thanksgiving tomorrow.
How's everybody feeling out there?
It's planted division.
Yeah, it is.
100%.
Manufactured division.
100%.
A hundred percent.
A few minutes ago,
Max Hammer in the super chat said,
which I want your response on.
He said,
Israel is probably behind most everything,
but that doesn't change what Muslims are
or the fact they're trying to take this country, they are here.
Okay, just like we talk about it not being all Jews,
you can't talk about Muslim extremists
and think that represents all Muslims, right?
It doesn't, okay?
Muslims are actually a very peaceful people who take no shit.
Mm-hmm.
All right?
They actually share a place in their religion
for Jesus Christ, just like Christians do.
But you know who does it?
Right?
Okay.
So when we think, and you got Ben Shapiro openly saying that on Joe Rogan.
Okay.
Yeah, we don't believe in Jesus.
We think he was a scammer.
We think he was a guy that was running a revolt on Rome and got killed like everybody else.
Like he's David Koresh.
Okay.
And that's what they believe.
And so we actually have a lot more in common with those people than we don't.
And just like we have radical right-wing extremists who will literally say, you know, instead of saying, hey, we got to kick them out, they'll say, hey, we got to kill them all.
They'll say crazy shit.
All right.
Do you not think that Islam has those same extremists?
They do.
So it's very important that we don't buy into the propaganda that's been served to us for the last 40 years in this country saying that Muslims are the enemy.
No, there's radical Muslims.
And yes, their goal is to come to the country and have 70 kids to year two and take it over.
Okay?
That's why they got to fucking go.
That's right.
That's right.
You're going to find extremism everywhere.
That's right.
And we got to be, you know, like, dude, if I was, if I, you know, we'd be a lot more famous if I just said the crazy shit that everybody else says.
Yeah, right.
You know what I'm saying?
But we actually talk about reasonable solutions here.
And you know, another thing is that it's funny because nobody else talks.
about the way America should be or what we could do to fix it.
All they do is cry and complain and bitch about every single headline that's on the
internet.
All right?
Here's the deal.
If we want a better country, we got to start working towards a better country.
All right?
That means we got to do things different.
That means we got to live at a higher standard.
That means we've got to become more intelligent, that becomes more healthy, more fit, better
people.
The culture is made up of individuals and the quality of the individuals is shit.
The culture is going to be shit.
Okay, and right now, if we're being honest, we have a culture that does not represent America
values the way that it should and has in the past.
We have to fix that.
We fix that by the way that we live.
By the way, I have something that solves that problem, and you're going to find out about it on December 7th.
Okay?
And if you want to find out about it, go to Andy Fricela.com forward slash MFCEO and get on the list
because we're going to fix this shit at scale.
That's real, man.
I want to read this comment real quick from Twitter.
Josh Robert over on Twitter
Annie, what books you recommend
All Americans for you? Give me like a top three
quick little bit more. I think it's important
for people to read the
communist manifestos. I think it's
very important for people to understand
how good communism
sounds. Okay? Because
like when we talk about
communism, we look at history
and we look at the effects of it and we look at
what has happened historically
which has always ended in mass
death. Okay?
Always always always always and the reason that it ends in mass death is because their policies don't work and they criticize
Anybody who criticize or stands against those or who represents anything they have to kill and let me tell you something about good ideas
The best ideas in the world you don't have to kill motherfuckers to get them to believe it. That's right. Okay, so that's the problem with communism and I think people get very
confused about what communism actually is and how people can fall into it
But if you actually go back and read like Carl Marx or the Rules for Radicals or any of these books,
the fourth turning, you know, the Red Famine, if you read those books, you would understand how they bring people in,
which would give you an idea of what's actually happening now.
So, and dude, when you think about like, I read a poll today on Breit, or I think it was on Breitbart,
that 40% of people under 40 want a Democratic socialist elected president in 2028.
Well, why is that?
Well, here's why.
Because they've made people intentionally poor.
They've made everything unaffordable.
They have taken the American dream away from people to where they don't believe that it's even possible.
And if you don't believe that the American dream is possible, which is pulling yourself up, making something of yourself,
the only other attractive option is to have everything provided to you.
Okay.
So it makes perfect sense to me why so many young people see this as attractive.
And if you were to actually read these books, you would understand that this little revolution they're trying to pull here, which they're going to fucking fail at, okay, has been going on for the last hundred years.
And it's been going on fast for the last.
20 years, specifically since 2001, September 11th.
Okay, that's when shit really changed.
That's when they propagated these, this anti-Muslim hate, you know, like, dude, I could go on and on.
But the point is, they've been manipulating and indoctrinating young people for the last 25 years.
And then on the other side, making it harder and harder and harder for them to live.
So you introduce a generation or two of unskilled people who,
believe in idealism, and then you make the environment unlivable and the American dream
unachievable, and then you get them to cheer for communism against everybody else who's ever
made something of themselves in this country. That is the communist playbook, all right? They make
rich people the enemy, they make people who do the things they're supposed to do in life and who
have enjoyed the fruits of those things, the enemy, saying that those people are taking from them,
which is a complete lie.
And these people are too stupid to look above that level and realize what's actually happening.
So if you're asking what books to read, I would read all the books on communism.
But I'm going to tell you right now, you better be of strong mind when you read it because they're very fucking convincing.
And that's why you have these people who seem to be somewhat intelligent falling for this.
All right.
Dude, it's so crazy, man, because you look like when we had courage,
Bauer's on this is another great thing another great resource people can look into
agenda and agenda too but like you talk to him or you know or watch those like it's so crazy how
we went from a country you know in the 60 70s where we hated communism like we took an actual
like very prolific stance against it to where now it's like oh yeah democrat we call it something
different it's beautiful it's great yeah but that was easy to do when there was a system of communism
happening in the world in real time we that listen it's very easy when that's that's very easy when that
When we were kids, when I was a kid, it was very easy to see an example of communism because of what was going on in USSR.
All right.
So we were, we were shown the negative aspects.
We were shown the breadlines.
We were shown the suffering.
We were shown the poverty.
We were shown all of those things.
There hasn't been, that hasn't existed since 1991.
Right.
So the people that are 20 years old now, they think that's some bull.
shit fairy tale.
Yeah.
Oh,
you know,
they just did it wrong.
You say 19 anything.
They think it's fucking ancient.
Right.
These kids are more than $2,000, bro.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
So,
yeah,
and dude,
round one says,
yeah,
be careful reading those,
those documents
if you're easily,
influenced.
Yeah.
You read Miles Little Red book,
bro.
Like,
if you read it with a,
with an understanding of what's going on,
you're going to,
dude,
there's a lot of really good shit in there.
Like you're going to be like, damn, that's profound shit.
But then you read it with like the understanding of them trying to manipulate the masses and it's very clear.
Right?
You have to read it with the right mindset because, dude, it's it's convincing shit.
It'll get you.
Yeah.
Isn't it weird how we never hear about Jewish extremism?
Yeah, dude.
That's because they delete everybody that does.
Like I said, if you have, uh, you know, great ideas, you don't have to silence people, which is their MO.
Uh, who's your trucker?
Do you feel like people are going to wait and see what the NYC new mayor will do?
And if things turned out better, then people think they will.
I think that's the plan.
I think the plan is, here's what I think the plan is.
I think the plan is for them to advertise socialism and communism with Mandami and then help him on the backside with quote unquote government funds, capitalist policies.
so that the front-facing label is socialism communism.
On the backside, they're going to supplement everything and make everything work
so that they can convince people to elect someone into power versus them having to take over
because I think they've realized that with our armed citizenship, this thing that they tried to pull with COVID,
the authoritarianism, the natural taking off of the mask, that isn't going to work here.
So my opinion, my personal belief is that they are actually going to put this guy in power, help New York look really good, and then run this dude as, you know, the socialist, communist guy.
And that's how they're going to get the power.
It does work.
Yeah.
What we do?
Communists have to work.
Personally, as of today, that's what I think.
And it's interesting, too, they chose a state that has some of the most strict gun laws.
A very low population of gun owners.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like make no mistake, bro.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's very, very intentional, man.
Very intentional.
Yeah, man.
Guys, we appreciate you, though.
Let's get cruising.
We got some more to cover.
Yeah, headline two.
A little dramatic effect there.
You like that?
Yeah.
Headline number two.
Let's go to Minnesota, y'all.
Minnesota Minnesota don't they call it pop or some shit like that up there is pop you don't call it pop
I call it pop I call it whatever I want I call it whatever whatever I feel like in the day in the
moment yeah yeah give me some of that shit yeah you guys do too give me that red give me that
Give me that purple.
Give me that water.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's lots of more where that came from.
All right, guys.
Let's keep cruising.
Headline number two.
Let's go to Minnesota.
This is a crazy little update.
We just covered.
I want to say,
last week, a week before that maybe.
Minnesota judge overturns guilty verdict in $7 million taxpayer fraud case.
This is interesting, man.
It's not interesting, actually.
It's exactly what was going to happen the whole time.
Let's dive into this.
You got a judge in Hennepin County, Minnesota has overturned a guilty verdict in the case of a man
accused of stealing $7.2 million from taxpayers.
The case centered around Obdifada Yusuf.
running a home health care company called Promise Health
from a mailbox. He and his wife,
Lul Ahmed, were later charged with stealing the money
via Medicaid overbilling in the scam.
Care 11 reported on Monday. However, the outlet said,
quote, despite the jury, all right, jury of our peers,
swiftly convicting Yusuf,
Judge Sarah West, this lady,
with the SSRIIs,
last week decided that they got it wrong,
overturning the verdict and issuing a judgment of acquittal.
Absolutely insane.
Now, defense attorney Joe Tamburino,
who is not affiliated with the case,
reviewed the decision and analyzed it for the CAR-11 News.
He says the judge ruled that the state's case,
quote, relied heavily on circumstantial evidence
and that she believed the state didn't rule out other reasonable interferences.
despite the ruling even Judge West wrote that she is quote troubled by the matter in which fraud was able to be perpetrated perpetuated at Promise Health.
Sounds like our arms were kind of twisted here because there's some like listen there's a lot of political capital up in Minnesota.
Lots of it.
And it doesn't help when you got people like Representative Ilan Omar and other Democrats defending all of these Somali immigrants and migrants.
who are doing all of this mass fraud, dude.
It's like we're talking hundreds,
hundreds of millions of dollars,
hundreds of it.
Yeah, that's their culture, dude.
That's why when you look at Somalia,
it looks like shit.
We don't steal from our own.
Bro.
We know that's not a good thing to do.
Dude, during when we were over there during the Mogadishu shit,
okay,
and we were sending U.N. sending food supply, okay, over there.
they were fucking stealing the food selling the food and not giving it their citizens and letting them starve
this this scam shit that happens over there happens here so like this is another cultural thing
all right and dude and that's more identity politics all right it's not about the rule of law
anymore it's about what race you are yeah yeah i'm not going to be the judge you yeah you know
Yeah.
Because she knows she's going to get the backlash.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
She's doing that because she doesn't want to get the backlash.
Well, it's two things.
It's one, she's either completely bought into that white guilt shit, okay?
Or two, she's getting pressure from the overwhelming Somali community where she lives
to just pretend that these people aren't doing these things.
They're not doing it.
They're not doing it.
But yeah, let's check in with Illinois.
because she's very vocal for her fellow fellow countrymen.
Let's check this clip.
Because if you believe in law and order, you understand that if a person commits a crime,
they face justice.
And that you don't put that crime on a whole community.
What we also know is that there is not a single,
that the president or his coonies have put forth,
that there are any single resource from taxpayers in Minnesota that has gone to aid and abate terrorism.
Which is crazy.
That's not true.
Because it's not true.
Right?
And actually, like literally, I want to say about an hour before we set down to start this live
stream, bro, the 70th, 78th.
That was hard.
78th, okay, Somali just got locked up for being a part.
Like, bro, the total is that almost $800 million.
Yeah.
Okay, of Minnesota taxpayer dollars that is literally, it ain't going back to Minnesota.
Yeah.
It ain't going to fund terrorism.
Yeah, it ain't going to pop.
Yeah.
It's just crazy, man.
Listen, dude, this woman should not be in Congress.
There should be zero people, zero people in any elected office.
in any elected office, any judicial seat, anything that are not natural-born American citizens.
Period.
Period.
What's your take on that, bro?
Because you're a naturalized American, right?
You love this country.
You don't have no bombs and nothing like that.
Yeah, sorry, dude.
No, I mean, but like, let's talk about it.
Sorry, dude.
I agree.
I agree.
Any government position, every federal position should be natural U.S.-born citizens.
Yeah.
I agree.
and I've lived this country for more than 11 years
and I have that standpoint
Dude you moved here for American culture
Absolutely so how the fuck are we gonna have American culture
When we're allowing people from other cultures to make the fucking policy decisions
It's real
Okay so yes
That's real most
Naturalized
You know immigrants that come here
Would say the same shit
Correct
And to your
You didn't move here to fucking have the same shit
the same shit you had over there.
Absolutely.
Moved here for good.
Yeah.
To your point earlier, people like this is what's tarnishing the name of the whole community.
Right.
It's people like her.
I know.
She thinks she's standing up for everybody.
When in reality, she's creating a ton of fucking hate for her own people.
Exactly.
Listen, dude.
There's going to come a time and it's going to be soon where there's going to be an American versus the immigrant situation.
or whatever illegal immigrant situation.
American versus migrant.
Yeah, it's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
And it's going to have to happen.
It's going to have to happen if the government doesn't do what they said they're going to do.
Yeah.
Because otherwise, we won't have a country.
There will be no America.
And here's the other thing, dude.
Why are we letting people who come from other places who clearly, like Omar has said a number of times,
her allegiance is to Somalia.
and Somali people.
Why are we letting people like this be elected?
Why is that even allowed?
That makes zero sense.
Or any country for that.
That makes zero sense.
I know.
Let's just say that.
But I mean, here's the thing, dude.
It doesn't matter if they come from fucking England, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's no bangers and mash here, bro.
Yeah.
Cook that shit in your own home.
That's right.
But you're not about to force me to do it.
That's right.
I don't want that unseason shit.
It's the same thing as somebody comes in here as an entry-level job
and then they demand you that they want to be on
the board for the company decisions. That's right. It's the same thing makes no sense. Yeah. And if you
don't, you're racist. That's right. You know, if you don't, you're a bigot. You hate Somali people.
I mean, are there other countries that allow American citizens to be a part of their government?
I don't think so. Why are we the only open door here? Why are we the only people who actually don't
have their own country? Open door. Okay, no, hold on. Off the hinges. We don't have our own
country. We don't have our own country. That's what people don't understand. We don't have it. Because
anybody's allowed to be an elected official here.
Anybody's allowed to come here,
whether they come through the proper channels or they don't.
Okay,
we're not the dumpster for the rest of the world
to send all their fucking bullshit to.
Bro, let me ask you this because, like,
you just made me think of something, dude.
Like, when I was growing up,
like, I knew a few local congressmen and stuff, right?
I used to look up, like, I'm like,
it used to feel like that was a noble,
a noble thing.
Like, oh, you're a public servant.
You're a congressman.
Like, that's pretty cool.
Like, you know, people voted for you.
They trust you.
But now, dude, it's like, it's like, I don't know.
I'm asking, like, did that, did you ever have the same view?
Like, did you, was there a point in time where you're like, damn, we do have good people
representing our country?
And what made it kind of flip?
You know what I'm saying?
I still think we have a few good people.
I think we've got people like Eric Schmidt and Andrew Bailey who.
I used to think it was way more good than bad.
And now I don't, no, I don't believe that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't believe that's been the case.
I believe that there wasn't as much available information back then.
I think all this corruption and all these things has always existed,
which is why politicians have always had the reputation of being slimy dirtbags.
Yeah.
Because they're willing to sell out their own citizens that they're,
they took an oath to protect and serve for dollars.
You know, if you eliminate, if you create term limits,
you make them abide by the laws that they,
they create, you do not give them any special privileges, you do not allow them to take money
from a lobby, all of these people would leave.
They'd all leave and we would be replaced by people who actually care about fixing the country.
You cannot care about fixing America and take money from foreign governments at the same time,
all right, to make policy decisions.
You can't do that.
That's a conflict of interest.
So you're telling me that every single Israeli dollar, every single Chinese dollar, every single whoever, Qatari dollar that comes into the United States for one of these people, you're telling me that their interests align with the American citizens?
Yeah.
Bullshit.
Okay?
So these people are elected to represent us and make decisions on our behalf.
so in my mind
maybe it's not the technical
definition of treason
but it certainly isn't what the fuck is supposed to be
no no dude
another weird thing up in Minnesota too is the mayor up there
right uh Jacob fry
is his name this guy have you yeah yeah
yeah you mean that dude that was
it got yelled at and spit on during BLM by his own people
yeah yeah yeah you've seen this
maga eggawad Jacob fry
Doke Magalada, Minneapolis.
Daman,
Shaabka Somaliyid,
Khamid,
Mogadishu,
Geroy,
Harkesa,
bossaso,
bedabo,
Kismayo,
Wohan Raba
and Aiding Shago.
He can go with him.
The fuck out of here, man.
Oh.
Well, he can go with him anyway.
You know what else, dude?
This guy's a perfect example,
because I've seen this guy a number of times.
He really does feel like that.
We've covered him on the show.
Yeah.
This, okay, if you want to see what I'm talking about, here's a young guy who has got himself in the position of mayor.
There's no possible way in his mind that he doesn't understand that he is betraying his own American citizens by doing the things that he's doing.
But he's willing to do it because of what it might get him down the road.
politics is not a fucking career.
It is an act of service.
It is an act of service.
And the fact that these people can get rich doing it is 90% of the problem.
So we have to eliminate that funnel of cash to these people.
Someway, somehow, probably never going to happen without an actual revolution.
But if we want a real government that actually represents the people, then there cannot be a conflict of interest of any source.
Yeah. It's crazy, man. It's crazy. I did see too the Trump he put out a-
You fucking you start compensating these people you start compensating these people like you would a sales team
It'd be a complete different thing. Okay, hey, if we balance the budget and we got a surplus
You get a bonus if we don't you're fired you would you kill yeah like dude it would fix
Everything would you have a problem with them getting a bonus if every if the economy was great food was cheap gas was cheap not that big of a bonus
but no, I wouldn't mind.
Okay, yeah, but I mean, like, you know, I mean, these guys are making tens of millions of dollars,
if not hundreds, right?
But I mean, I think a reasonable bonus on that, you know, they could still make, you know,
a few million dollars.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a way to do it, but ideally the way to do it is to cut it off.
The problem is you're not going to have people that want to go do it because it's more
profitable to be out here in the real world.
They're not going to vote against their own.
Right.
Nobody does.
Nobody votes against their own interests except ignorant people that don't understand
reality, which happens to be the upper middle class of America, the rich people of America,
who do not have to touch any of the shit based upon the things that they vote for.
Their life doesn't change.
Okay.
These people sitting at brunch with their pinkies up and their fucking champagne and their
little bowl of berries and their $72 avocado toast.
All right.
These motherfuckers don't have to deal with any of this shit.
All they care about is feeling good about how they voted.
morally and it's not even real morality because if you sent any of these immigrants to any one
of their houses and said you have to house them the answer would be no so they're totally full of
shit it's no different than all these fat activists saying that being fat is the best thing in the
world except now they're all skinny because they got an ozempic is right okay so they're all
full of shit that's right bro listen dude you shouldn't be able to vote in this country if you don't
have an active tax return individually.
If you don't have a fucking tax return, individually, you shouldn't have a vote.
And I don't give a shit if you're 15 or a thousand and 15.
If you pay taxes and you pay in, you can have a say.
If you don't pay in and you only take, fuck you.
That is how it should be.
People who don't have a tax return, who are American citizens, who are on government
assistance and don't pay in, should not have a fucking vote into how things.
things go. I don't understand how that's not understood.
Yep. Let's start a poll. We got a poll going tax return to vote. Yes or no.
Let's get the poll running out there. Look, dude, I got ideas, bro. I don't just bitch
about the headlines. I got a plan. And it starts, well, I can't say that. It kicked off
the internet. Yeah, a poll tax return to vote. Yeah, all the people vote know are the people that
fucking, that don't fucking work.
There were two legitimate questions regarding this topic that I have seen in the comments
right now.
Yeah.
But over time on our shows, first one was, what if it's a wife who's supporting the bread
earner in the house and they're like two kids or three kids and she's taking care of it?
Then you have a household vote.
Okay.
There you go.
Then the man votes.
That's the...
Or vice versa.
If it's the women that pays the money and the dad stays home, then they make the decision together.
Okay.
And the second one was, what if the person has served in the military or has had 50 years of jobs
and now they are on Social Security and they're at home?
What's your take on that?
You know, we'd have to talk about it.
I don't have the answer right now, but I think that's a valid question.
Those are the only two.
But I think we can all agree that somebody from another country that's not a citizen,
should go to fucking jail forever if they vote in our elections.
I think we can all agree that people who are on EBT
who don't do anything but collect EBT in this country
shouldn't have a say and how the money
because that's how socialism and communism gets into power.
They impoverished people to the point
where most of the people are impoverished and have no hope
and then they get those people to vote
for all the empty promises that communism provides.
So...
To your point earlier,
you have said that
EBT should have a limit
six months
you can't be on that
for seven years
yeah that's right
it should
the bill
the motion on the table
was passed
yeah that's right
in our America
that's how it's gonna be
that's what we're gonna start doing
we're gonna start building real policies
so that when we run for president
a couple years
everybody knows what they're getting
that's right
that's the first thing they're getting
that's right well that's not the first thing
but
it'll be on the short list
there's gonna be some
Vlad the Impat
Ladd the Impailer going on to start up.
The big show, you know what I'm saying?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Gobble, gobble, mom.
Fuck.
Let's get to Headline 3, man.
This is another wild story.
I was going to try to keep the F-bombs down today, bro.
I'm sorry.
No, we're doing all right.
I got my F-bomb monitor over here.
He looks like he's having a freak out.
Gilbert's over there sweating, dude.
It's like, it's getting high.
We got a lot of show left.
Yeah, man.
Let's get to our third and final headline, though.
This is a crazy story.
I was going to try to keep a civil for Thanksgiving, man.
Oh, listen.
You just wait for this.
In the spirit of Thanksgiving.
Okay, we know we're going to, you know, you guys are going to have some.
Dude, I just want our own country, man.
I want America to be America.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I don't want it to be.
If I wanted it to be Afghanistan, I'd go live in Afghanistan.
That's right.
If I wanted to be in, I wanted it to be Somalia or some sort of, you know, third world shit.
I'd go play in the dirt my back fucking yard, man.
I don't want to do that.
Neither do you.
What?
That's great.
Oh, well, that's great.
No, listen, I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
We got to keep cruising though, Andy.
I got one more for you.
Okay.
In the spirit of Thanksgiving.
Okay.
We know that there's going to be some interesting family members at tables.
Put this shit on tomorrow.
This will be a great debate topic right as you're carving the turkey.
Headline 3 reads,
Transgender Athlete was very dishonest.
Says World's Strongest Woman.
Yeah.
They're all dishonest.
They're dishonest to themselves.
Now pass a damn mashed potatoes.
I'm a woman.
You have to have a nice.
You have to have an IQ of at least 200 to understand.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, man.
That's a really big dick for fucking female athlete, man.
Like, what the fuck?
Bro, what are we doing?
Why do we, what are we living in?
Dude, it's crazy.
It's almost like I'm getting to the point where I'm like actually glad this is happening while I'm alive because it's fucking insane.
Bro.
I'm like, this is the most insane shit.
I never thought an entire, I would have, dude.
Dude.
I would have bet every single thing that I've ever owned and ever accomplished in my entire life that we would never, ever, ever, ever get to a point where people legitimately accept a dude dressed in a woman's clothes and literally say that's a woman.
Like, and argue with you and say that they're equal and they can compete in sports.
Like that is the most insane shit
You could possibly fucking think of
I would have bet everything that would never happen
Like think about this
We argue about this
Yeah 19 year old 80
Hold on trying to tell them this
We argue about this
For the last seven to ten years
We've argued as a culture
As how stupid are we
Yeah
Yeah
Well if you wouldn't believe that
Just wait until you learn that you know
The migrants come over and eat ducks
So it's like it gets crazy
bro my ducks
I walked up to the duck coop
last night
they were having a little conversation
about how to defensive tactics
you know
they fucking see DJ
and they start running
they do they start quacking
yeah they're like
they're like he's gonna eat us
I'm like no he's one of the good ones
and you said two tones darker than he was danger
yeah bro
oh shit man
this story right here is
I mean I thought we were over this
I thought we were past it
you know I heard you know the boxer
lady dude didn't goobust this out
I think so yeah it's been it's been a
talk man it's been a big talk man it's been a big talk let's dive into
it um a British athlete
crowned the world's
strongest woman says she was robbed
of her winning moment after it emerged
the original champion was a
transgender dude woman
who was ineligible
to complete the headline
should read the original champion was a dude
dressed up as a girl
and he lied and said he was a woman
and now we're taking his shit
He used his own barbell.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, it's insane.
Well, dude, like, the crazy thing is, so what made this crazy was...
No, dude, you know how it came into power, how this happened because people are polite.
Oh, I don't want to say anything.
I don't offend nobody.
I don't want to rock the boat.
Motherfuckers, if you don't rock the boat, there ain't going to be no boat.
Well, what made this really start going around was because this was at the world,
the world's strongest woman competition, right?
and it was a video very short clip I got it 12 seconds I was posted and you see you know
they're at the podium right let's check this clip this is what like what got going okay
this right here check this out so the lady the lady on the left here she's like this is bullshit
it is bullshit she walked off she like it's like she knew it right and then as as things got you
started digging into it that oh yeah like that that that's that's a dude yeah and look go
back to that picture. Look how, look at the fucking dude. Like, here's what I don't understand.
Okay. How pathetic of an individual are you to be a man? Say you're a woman and then go compete in women's
sports and then pretend like you're the actual champion. Like legit celebrate. Like that look at the,
look at that. Look at the way that person is standing there. They think they really won something.
There, he's really proud of that.
Oh, yeah.
Super proud of it.
It is bullshit.
I feel sorry for that woman.
Well, I mean, dude, it being the internet, it didn't take a long time.
I believe that goo busted this story.
It did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It didn't take a long time for, you know, for, for the internet to do its thing.
Look how they, look how it's got its, you know, that's, it's shirt so conveniently tied to hide its big old hairy cock.
Jacob.
Jacob.
chat says trans athletes have gay owners well look so this picture went around look how
much bigger she is than every he see they got you no they didn't get me they got you okay
they got me they got you look how much bigger that dude is there's a dude in a pool
there's a dude in the pool well bro they didn't take long for the internet to do its thing
because you know like you look at this picture it's like dude I've seen this before
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I've seen it.
Yeah, dude.
Yes.
Yeah.
Damn.
South Park is like,
Dude, literally.
The strong woman competition.
Did you bet?
Did you put that on that?
No.
This is a straight, like, screen grab.
It's real.
It's real.
Oh, man.
It's crazy.
Yeah, well, you know.
It's crazy.
Those people should be shamed
and they're being so embarrassed
for what they did.
Here's the thing.
The problem is they don't have any shame.
They have zero shame.
And here's the crazy, like this is, you know, it's real BS though, right?
So this, this dude gets up here.
He goes around saying he's a woman.
He had the entire strong woman competition completely full.
They made a statement saying they, and they, listen, I will say this.
They did address it very quickly.
Yeah.
They took this dude out of the leaderboards, took all of its stats down, right?
They, they corrected the situation.
All right.
But this dude, okay, this dude, this dude, this dude, go.
going around seeing his woman.
However, he has a polygamous relationship with three other women.
Are they dude women or are they women, women?
I don't know.
That looks like, I don't know.
Women women.
So, hold on.
Bro.
You want to see this thing, do some bath salts real quick?
I got the video.
So, I mean, let's be real.
We're all lesbians on the inside, right?
Like all of us, dudes, we're lesbians on the inside.
You know what I'm saying?
So this person just went to full get up.
That's something like a mere level trolling right there.
It's what that is.
Yep.
Check this clip real quick.
It's interesting how attracted these people always are.
Dude. Check this clip.
Nobody will touch my wheel.
We are bare down steel frost.
smelling salts this is the one of going to be using competition and was going to test it once and
oh dear and then you had no problem opening neck that's not how you do the
the man came out there and over first of all dude give this dude to a jar pickles bro
do smelling salts like that you're like
Do you see that fucking grip strength though?
Fuck, dude.
That's a strong grip strength.
Oh.
That's a strong-ass dude.
That's bullshit, man.
I thought it was over, too.
Dude, I thought it was over.
I thought people were done with this.
I thought we were.
I really thought we were.
But then, dude, it gets worse.
But this is England, right?
Well, so the, the, this, this, this, he's American.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's a world's strongest woman, right?
So he's American.
What's his, what's his full name here real quick?
What's his name?
So the, the, uh, Jay, Jamie.
Jamie Booker.
Jamie Booker.
Jamie Booker.
That's the dude's name.
And then Andrea, Andrea Thompson was the actual woman that you see here.
How do you say that?
Andrea.
How did I say it?
Andrea Andrea Andrea yeah we say Andrea oh well she's black so I'm sure it's on
Andrea why do you got to say what do you mean hmm that sounds racist does it
something oh anyway woodchipper yeah we know 100% but dude I thought I did I really
did think this was over and that motherfucker clogged the woodchipper we had one of
them industrial ones with tracks and shit
Listen, I'm over it, dude.
I'm over it.
I don't care if you want to dress up as a woman and go to the drag clubs like they all did in the 80s and 90s and early 2000s.
Everybody was cool.
There was a place for it.
Even if you went out to a regular bar around other adults, you know, most people were very accepting.
And, you know, it's unfortunate because these people doing this shit have really set back the agenda of the regular gay and lesbian community.
You know, and it's sad because those people have endured a lot of a lot of shit
Trying to just be normal human beings and have the rights that normal people have and these people have come in and
Sturt all this shit up to where now the people who were like me who was like, yeah
Everybody come on in, you know, let's now I'm like wait a minute
No, you know, and
Dude, it pisses me off, bro, because you see these women they work their asses off.
Yeah, bro, it's not right.
They work their fucking asses off.
Yeah.
To get to the top of the fucking top of their fucking sports, man.
And to see fucking Jamie here, Jimmy, who, Jamie who has a Jimmy.
Jamie's Jimmy.
Fucking just come in, bro.
Like, that's not okay.
There's nothing about this that is okay.
It's not even okay.
It's disgusting.
It's pathetic.
And he's proud, dude.
No.
Yeah, well, you know, and unfortunately, you know, yeah, they correct.
directed it.
Yeah, they switched it all up.
But that woman doesn't get her moment.
She still got the trophy.
Yeah.
It's bullshit, man.
You know, like, dude, it's crazy.
But I did think we were over this, and then I saw this.
NFL's first transgender cheerleader makes claim about Panthers' departure.
Cut, because I'm trans.
Probably.
Probably.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
Probably.
Probably.
It didn't work, dude.
Yeah.
It didn't work, bro.
Didn't work.
Don't worry.
Roger Goodell will make them the MVP of the league and sign them to a, there you go.
So.
Damn, that was quick, dude.
Usually it's like a couple, like a week delay before.
Well, who's that?
That's the trans cheerleader.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Roger Goodell is the most bendover, you know, politically fucking progressive turd that there is ever in the NFL.
And why do they do this with the name?
too right you go from Justin to Justine well what would you pick I'm at I wouldn't be
picking anything Andy what why would you just try to do that I'm just saying
you just trying to do that oh no hey flag I'm gonna play
oh is that it that's that's uh whoa that's a big dude that is a big dude I'd like to
see his lifts.
Do we got his lifts?
Do we got his totals?
No, they took him down already.
I can find them.
Yeah.
Yeah, well,
probably did get cut because you're trans, bro.
Probably.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Idiot what it is.
I'm sorry, dude.
I mean, people don't want to see that shit.
An NFL audience certainly doesn't want to see it.
DJ's name would be DeJana.
Andy,
way, they got you.
Adriana.
no it'd be Andrea Andrea there you go there you go
Davina chokes and I'm just saying man like it's you know
fuck these people these people that do this shit are fucking pieces of shit
yeah okay like real talk I'm not saying you know if you like I said you want to be
you want to go to the bars and you want to go out and you want to be in that life
cool stay out of fucking sports to stay out of kids schools okay that's where the problem
started let me actually should we show okay what is the solution
obviously keep him out.
Can we just create the whole new league?
Like,
we already got leagues that people don't watch.
Just saying.
I'm just saying, I'd probably, I would watch it.
I'd watch it, and I'd put a couple of parlays up.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that shit's going to get interested.
You know what I'm saying?
You got Justine versus Jamie.
Some shit is going to get crazy out there.
but no keep them okay guys stop with the names for me please yeah um yeah i mean dude
start their own league put them in their own league no i bet on it i how about no how about
just fucking stay the fuck out just stop here's what i'm tired of i'm tired of the entire
country into in the entire civilization having to bend over backwards and
all these new rules and all these new things and say all these things for a fucking 0.04% of
the population.
Like that's insane shit.
And they shamed everybody into saying anything.
There's nobody that thought this was a good idea.
Nobody ever thought it was good for these people to go into a woman's restroom.
Again, it was people who don't even go in public.
They don't go to Target.
They don't go to Walmart.
They don't go to places.
making decisions about these things that don't affect them.
It's insane, dude.
I like Matthew Bergdorf's comment.
How about men be men?
Yeah.
I mean, but we got to get that atrazine out the water.
It definitely help.
Guys, we do appreciate you, though.
Yeah.
We do appreciate you.
Let's get to our final segment, as always, though.
We'll do some chat at the end.
Absolutely.
I think if you guys are watching at home today on things,
Thanksgiving.
I got some extra for you guys to discuss over Thanksgiving.
These guys should be at the dessert time now.
Thumbs up or dumbest-fuck headline reads.
Gay sheep wool used to create couture fashion because homosexuality is part of nature, designer claims.
No, it's not part of nature because they would die off.
The species would not exist if it was part of nature.
Bro, listen to this crazy shit.
Okay.
What?
How is that not like how do we not understand that?
Wait so if you dig up if you bury a dude sheep all right a male sheep okay and you dig his bones up
you know a hundred years from now you'll be able to tell that that was a male sheep.
Yeah but that's not my point.
My point is that it's a part of nature then nature will cease to exist because it can't reproduce
so I don't this is just more fucking propaganda bullshit.
Yeah.
Well this guy's in tune with these gay sheep apparently like what what is the?
What sound does a gay sheep make?
How fuck do I know?
Bye.
So, uh, guys, we got to end the show.
So, uh, guys, looking for a new co-host.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's going to be a clip.
That's going to be a clip.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, all right.
So let's dive into this, man.
You thought of that joke all day, right?
Fresh off the dome.
Yeah.
Fresh off the dome.
How do you even find out that the sheep are gay?
Well, the, the, there's a whole thing to it.
Let's hear it.
There's a whole thing to it.
Okay.
It's a science.
So they take the defense.
effective sheep.
That's right.
And they say it's luxury.
That's right.
That's so good marketing.
Yeah, well, there's actually some points to this.
Woke Couture is coming for our closets.
Wool from sheep that prefer same-sex partners debuted at New York fashion show earlier this
month.
It's common practice for forms to coal rams or male sheep that refuse to mate.
that refuse to mate with ewes, their female counterparts.
This grisly reality inspired Schmidt.
That's a very unique Schmidt spelling there.
To create the sex positive threads,
effectively saving the homosexual rams
from potentially unnecessary slaughter.
Well, how do you know that just because they won't mate
with the ooze that they're gay?
Yeah.
What if it's just...
What if they're just ugly ooze?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
What if they're just a bunch of skaters?
It was ran through.
Yeah.
Nobody wants some ooze.
Eel.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like he's...
Maybe he's just got high standards.
Now we're going to call him gay.
So with that logic, every male who doesn't get sexual activity is gay?
Yeah.
I mean, according to her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, scientists have estimated that as many as 8% of Rams are sexually oriented toward other males,
a statistic that led Michael Stuke to found Rainbow Wool.
It's a nonprofit.
I'm sure this is going to be the next big thing.
First of all, I think we need to, we need to,
we need to rescue all those fucking those Rams, bro,
because this ain't normal.
Is that him?
That's him.
That's him, huh?
What's he doing with those sheep?
Well, apparently gay stuff.
Yeah.
Maybe that's the litmus test.
Okay, all right.
Bye.
It was funny the first time.
Dude, look.
That's some good shit.
Yeah.
Okay, but look.
How do you have a problem with this idea?
Which one?
Man, I got this.
DJ.
You got a great idea.
You got to come over, dude.
I got this great idea.
Come over.
Listen, man.
I got these two sheep.
Did you know that there's gay sheep?
There is.
How high do you have to be for that?
Real high.
Pretty high.
How do you know they're gay?
Oh, I made them gay.
Well, see, here's what happened.
Here's what happened.
I got real lonely, you know.
And I went out, and they didn't care.
Just trust me, they're gay.
I'm pretty sure they liked it.
Oh, man, dude.
But here, okay, so, but this is something
that I really do want your genuine take on, okay?
Because I've found this interesting.
So I'm going to show you some pictures of the models
wearing some of the uniforms that were made by these gay sheep wool.
Okay.
Yeah.
Pretty, pretty gay.
Okay.
Bro, come on, dude.
But what do you notice?
What do you notice here, though?
Okay.
I want you guys chat, look closely.
What are you noticing about these, these, the clothes?
Outside of the fact they're all made of wool.
They're super gay.
Okay.
Outside of being super gay, isn't it weird that these are all like typical, like masculine, you know, outfits?
Like firemen, firemen, a plumber.
Yeah.
mechanic guy right like
Caesar
I mean okay those
Warriors were a little gay
I saw 300 okay
well you know the Spartans used to fuck each other
that's what I'm saying yeah I know
I mean so this one okay that's true so much but you know
but like I just saw
I saw that interesting and I'm like
this is like there's a BDSM right here
I'm coming
I'm coming for your winner
he's going to Antifa rally
but like dude is that's
am I overthinking this chat
no you know what I'm saying
it's propaganda
super masculine because it's propaganda
okay it's more demasculization
of men okay okay I just wanted to make sure
I wasn't off okay
make sure I wasn't off
I just thought that was super interesting
yeah that's right
that's what if you ever wanted
to know what a gay sheep looks like
that guy's a sheep fucker
you could tell because even his horns
See, that's why you don't let the third world in here because we pick up bad habits.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
You can tell us gay.
It's the truth.
There's a reason that you have all these servicemen come back and be like, dude, you know what they do over there?
Oh yeah, bro.
That's real stuff.
Yeah.
That's real stuff.
Yeah.
Even his horns aren't straight.
That's animal abuse.
Even his horns aren't straight.
You like that one.
in you.
Right.
I feel like I did pretty good this show, all right?
That's all right.
I did pretty good.
Yeah, we ruined everybody's Thanksgiving.
I'm giving it thumbs down, bro.
Yeah, thumbs down for the sheep.
Yeah, thumbs down.
Guys, we appreciate you, man.
We really do.
We're going to let you guys get back to your turkey day.
Thanks for being here this evening.
Yep.
Guys, Andy, that's all I have, man.
All right, guys.
Hey, appreciate you guys.
Have a great Thanksgiving.
And don't forget to not be a ho.
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