REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 984 Andy Dj Cti Zohran Mamdani Takes Oath On Quran Anti Trump Minnesota Mom Cuts Speech Short After Admitting Fraud Is Bad Snap Bans Certain Foods

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Zohran Mamdanis taking a Oath on the Quran as he's sworn in as the Mayor of New York City Mayor, the mortifying moment an anti-Trump Minnesota mom suddenly cuts her speech short after admitting 'fraud is bad' and the SNAP ban on soda, candy and other certain foods taking effect.

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being said, we do have a fee for the show. Fee is very simple. Don't be a fucking hoe. Show the show. Yeah. All right. I'm already a little agitated. Just let everybody know. Yeah. So this is probably going to be a fucking incredible show. I'll probably be all over Twitter tomorrow. Yeah. Again. There's the first one for the year. Yeah. Yeah. You know what we're going to start saying like if you want to see the viral clips of tomorrow you got to watch your live that's right you know that's right yeah that's right man we got uh number one on the books yeah you know how uh

it's funny how you know we've been talking about this don't pay tax shit for like the last three months and now all of a sudden it's caught on everywhere yeah that's right that's right that's right and they all thought of it on their own it's right that's right yeah man uh but hey i you know what i'm glad culture movement's movement that's right i don't give a fuck if i get the credit or not i just want fucking shit to change. That's right. Shit, this stuff's spicy. Oh.

That's such nasty. I got these here if you want one of the mince. We'll see how this one goes. Yeah, that one's... I kind of like it, but like... Yeah, welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Evening.

Yeah, guys, don't forget to repost the stream. Please. Yeah. We got Twitter rolling. We got YouTube rolling. Where else should we... I mean, I feel like there's New Year. We got to go some other places.

Yeah. I mean, you know, I think we need to expand our streaming footprint. Repertitue. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, look. You are. Look at that.

Look at that. Your vocabulary. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. All right, man. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm proud of you.

Happy New Year, guys. Yeah. You know, it's a great. It's, you know, it's good. Things are good. Things are rolling. I'm excited for, uh, for 2026. Um, I know you're excited.

There's a lot of big things. happening this year. Yep. You know, and I always say this too, by the way, our team right here, we are looking for, I'm looking for a couple different job sets. So I'm just going to say it on the show. Where do we fucking email in as careers at Andy Purcellar, right? So careers at Andy forsellor.com.

I'm looking for a few great people. If you don't know how to do the shit I'm about to say and you apply, you're on my list now. I'm fucking blocking you from the fucking stream. Okay, because when I put out the email about, hey, I was looking for a personal assistant, I got all these fucking people that were like, I never did it, but I clearly said in the thing,

like, you have to have experience. Yeah. Okay, I just want to say, I love you. Motherfucker, this ain't learn on Andy's dime. That's right. We got, I need the best. So what I'm about to say, I just want you to know,

I'm looking for a point and shoot videographer who is very experienced that can, document on a daily basis what will be the greatest fucking year that you could ever get on film because of the shit that we have going on okay two we are looking for experienced AI engineers if you have experience and you can prove it and you are good we are looking for that right now okay careers at andyvicella.com if you don't know how to do that shit and you apply I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a fucking box of shit on fire to your house They might like that though I'm just saying

Yeah Only apply if that applies to you Oh man Yeah dude Let's see what we got it's New Year's New Year's day And don't fucking DM me Don't fucking send me a message say I'm your guy Write a fucking email like a professional with your references and your resume

and handle it like a professional. Someone said, I'm out. Yeah. Bro, it's just, it's just annoying. It's like, dude, I'm not your fucking mentor. Like, we got these emails in. They're like, oh, bro, it's such a great opportunity. No shit, it's a great opportunity.

Fuck. Anyway. What? Someone said, will the box be signed? Fuck, dude. Bro, I have. read me the fucking apps and it's like hey this is Steve I've never done shit before but I really like to talk to Andy it's like to fuck dude Andy I shop in crayons for

three years straight I love to be your and I ate them too I could be your crayon flavor tester fuck dude oh man yeah that's right that's right yeah yeah but yeah so New Year's Day uh you know New York's a big place for New Year's every year yeah um yeah Did you see the dude that won the 300 grand? Oh. Did you see that? Did I see that? Do you have it?

Oh, do I? All right. Let's talk about it. It was fucking awesome. Wait, we might be talking about two different people. The guy who bet on Kashi that there would be a gay kid. The gay couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right, yeah. So, because this is, so, you know, there's live coverage of New Year's Eve going into New Year's Day. This was the clip. This is the balls dropping. Let's check this out. All right, pretty normal. Okay. All right.

Cool. Sweet. All right. You got a burka. That's nice. And, oh, there we go. It's so gay. Oh, bro.

I feel like I'm watching Netflix. Oh, man. What is the Disney Channel? Yeah, no shit. If I wanted to watch that shit, I'd be fucking tuned in to Disney, man. Bro. Fuck, man. Bro, did you see Scott Van Pelt's fucking reaction?

No. You know who Scott Van Pelt is? Bro, they were watching on Sports Center. Oh, yeah, on the ESP? Bro, and he goes, what the, and he goes, what kind of love do we have? Like, dude, it was so funny. The fucked up thing, bro, he's going to get fired. No, they can't fire Scott Van Pelt, bro.

He's a fucking legend. That should. People would stop watching. You think so? Oh, yeah. Scott Van Pelt Sports Center is the only one. worth watching. Yeah, bro.

He was so caught off guard. Yeah, he was. I think everybody was, man. Like, nobody wants to see that shit. Bro. I want to see that. You know? Yeah.

I mean, some people might want to see it. Nope. Nobody wants to see. I don't even want to see regular people do it. Unless the girls. That's right. That's right. But in that spirit, New Year's Eve.

You know, one of the big things people always look for is the first baby born. Yeah. After New Year's. Muhammad? We have to meet New York City's first baby of 2026, born as the ball dropped, and the birth broke a streak. Oh, baby. So it's a pair of Manhattan parents, allegedly, who had the first baby in 26, weighed seven pounds, 2.8 ounces, 21 inches long. Um

Her proud parents are Steve and Steve No Even better Umagubula And Amadu Nanga Um What are they at 75 years old

I don't know I know this What was the name of the kid? They haven't even named them yet Okay They haven't even named me yet I think they're probably gonna go With something more traditional

Like OJ or something I don't think they're supposed to be here I'm gonna say it I don't say the elephant in the room I don't know they look like regular black people to me no no not with those he does

no bro that's his fifth wife and 40th baby look I don't know I can't speak on that I don't fucking know that's your territory And that's fucked up. Joe ain't even miced up. Joe says she still wears fruit baskets.

Oh, man. Man. Yeah, man. I mean, congratulations, guys. Yeah. First baby of the year. Yeah. Those are big things, man.

Those are big things. So, yeah. With that, though, we have a lot to cover. Yeah. always guys remember shall you like to um review numerous articles you think you sound real smart there huh that was a good one look at this guy he's speaking normal english thinks he's splitting the fucking adam new year and new me yeah yeah got it um how many questions you're going to ask me this year one uh guys if you want to watch or look at any of these articles

pictures links videos go to andy for saleh.com you guys can find them all there for you. Let's stay in New York, shall we? There's a big topic happening in New York. Yeah, guys, shall we? Hellline number one? Do we have to? We kind of have to.

We actually kind of have to. Let's check in with New York City. I'm all hated out. You got a little bit more in there. Yeah, I got to dig deep tonight. You know what I'm saying? Fuck. Oh, shit.

So, yeah. You got a little bit in there, Dude, yeah, I believe in you. Okay. Hell of one, man. Let's go to New York City. We've got Zohan Mamdani. He takes the oath on the Klan as he's sworn in as New York City mayor.

Hmm. I'm going to piss a lot of people off today. Let's talk about it. So socialist Zohan Mamdani became mayor of New York City just after midnight Thursday, taking the oath of office. as he placed his hand on the Islamic Quran in a private ceremony. In doing so, Mamdani, who's a Democrat, was confirmed as the first Muslim leader of America's biggest city.

Quote, this is truly the honor and the privilege of a lifetime, 34-year-old said in a brief speech. Now, he did two separate, and the two separates were in-seremony. It was one right after midnight with Latisha James. James, who dressed up, I believe she was dressed up as like a Tala Perra character or something, Medea or some shit. But then you did another one with Bernie Sanders a little bit later on in the day. This is the clip. Let's check it out.

Aye, Zeran Khomey Mamdani. I, Zaharan Kwame Mamdani. Do solemnly swear. Do solemnly swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States. that I will support the Constitution of the United States the Constitution of the State of New York and the Constitution of the State of New York and the Charter of the City of New York

and the Charter of the City of New York and that I will faithfully discharge the duties and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the Office of the Mayor of the City of New York of the Office of the Mayor of the City of New York according to the best of my ability according to the best of my ability so help me God

so help me God Oh, just two socialist. Like that. And, you know, he kind of went out, you know, started going. He had his little speech. I was getting major Obama vibes. Of course. Major Obama vibes, right?

I mean, let's just, he speaks well. Let's pick up, yeah, let's, let's pick a 34-year-old, no-experienced community organizer who's popular on social media. It's the same exact play. It's the same play. This is going to be their guy to run for president after there's no doubt. Yeah, 100%. What's the age requirement for president?

35. Oh, yeah, he's got it. He's got it. They're pushing them up. It's the same play as AOC. Let's pick an ignorant woman from the bar who can resonate with the young people. It's the same play. They don't care about getting the job done.

They care about putting someone that appears. to appeal to people that will uphold their ability to continue to run the play of oppressing United States citizens stealing money all the bullshit and the whole reason that he got elected legitimately okay and we can argue whether this is right or wrong but it was actually pretty fucking smart is the guy made good social media clips and this guy got elected because he made social media eclipse. And when they ask everybody who was the other candidates, what's the first thing you're going to do after you get elected? You know, free shit. No, they all said the same shit. They said,

I'm going to go to Israel. I'm going to go to Israel. I'm going to go to Israel. And then they get to Mandami, you know what he says? I'm going to go to the boroughs, which is the right fucking answer for anyone. Okay? And so you have the left wing that's fucking tired of Israel. You have the right wing who's tired of the corruption of Israel. And so, and then you have all these people that can't afford to fucking live and you offer him like you said free shit and then I'm not fucking with Israel and I'm popular on social media and you know people don't understand what his policies actually mean and my concern and what I think they're going to do here is they're going to prop this guy up and fix a lot of the problems legitimately

under the old rules of enforcement to make it look like his policies are working. to escalate him up. Yeah. Right? Yeah, I don't think they're going to let this guy say. Socialistic policies will never fix a city. No. Ever.

They'll never will. So what I'm saying is they're going to apply strategies that would work to make it look like socialism is actually working. For sure. And dude, that's, I mean, that's what I see happening. For sure. I don't think the powers of being going to allow this guy to fail. They can't allow him to fail. Now, he had a speech.

Again, I was getting some of the power to fail. Again, I was getting some, I was getting a little Obama, a little, little, uh, Newport menthol. Two books there. Yeah, yeah. So one was like a pocket-sized Quran from the library in New York. And the other one was like a traditional full size. Okay. So we got people being sworn in on Korans.

Mm-hmm. No. And again, unpopular opinion, right? I'm a constitutionalist. Okay. My issue is more or less with the fact that you have a guy who I do not believe aligns with any American values, right? The Constitution says freedom of religion.

Cool. You wanna, you wanna, dude, if you wanna pray to a toaster, as long as you have good moral values, I don't care. I do not believe this dude has good moral values though. That's my problem. I don't believe he truly stands for American culture. I don't think he stands for anything. I think he stands for himself, like all these other people here.

One hundred percent. Somebody came to him along the way and said, hey, you should do this, we'll back you. Right, and you do it. Right, right. And I think that's what this is. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's doing all this socialist shit.

He doesn't believe in that. He's a capitalist, dude. His wife's wearing $600 fucking heels. Like, that trench coat's fucking $1,200. Like, I, like, if more than that, probably. And you want to, you want to kind of lecture, you know, people who are already working their fucking ass off and lecture them on how to fucking, you know, they need to pay more. Like, bullshit, bro. I'm not with you.

Yeah. Now, his Obama-vibed speech that I got, right? It had a little, it had some hints of Newport menthol and, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I felt it. A couple of red flags. few red flags. Here's one. I would like you to tell me what your thoughts is on this little clip. Check this out.

We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. What does that mean? Replace individualism. Well, I mean, that's the definition they've come up with for toxic whiteness that is actually posted on the internet. But when you don't have rugged individualism and ambition

and you're a place it with collectivism, everybody, it's the bystander effect. Everybody else thinks everybody else is going to do the work and I'm just going to sit around and the shit's going to get done, which is why socialist and communist agendas caused the crumbling of societies. So, you know, it's just a false ideal. It doesn't work.

It's like you have said for a couple of years, that's a soft way of saying you don't have an individual identity. That's right. If you don't have a national identity, we're going to softly introduce this. Everybody is same. That's what he's trying to say. Right, exactly. Just like you have been saying. And that sounds fucking terrible.

Well, it doesn't to people who are lazy. It doesn't to people who don't have ambition. It doesn't to people who can't afford to eat and can't afford to live. What they hear is we're going to benefit off of the work of the other people in the collective. And then the other people in the collective decide that they're not going to work anymore and then society crumbles. There's a whole fucking book about this called Atlas Shrugged. Okay, it's, but people won't read it because it's long.

I mean, fuck, dude, go into chat GPT or whatever and ask it to summarize it. Yeah, right, right. Like, fuck, if you're that lazy, just fucking read the summary. Yeah. You'll understand. When the producers have no incentive to produce, they don't produce and everybody fucking stars. This is why every time communism has ever been implemented, which is what socialism is.

For sure. Dude, people don't understand. I can elaborate on that. Socialism is the language that they use to allow communism to materialize. Everybody knows at this point in time that communism doesn't work. All right. Only the fucking idiots say shit like, oh, well, it wasn't the right kind of communism. They didn't do it the right way.

Motherfucker, every time communism has ever been installed in history, the only result of it is mass genocide. because they cannot fucking make it work on their ideas. So they have to kill everybody who challenges it. And the people who challenge it are the high skilled, the intelligent, the ambitious people. All of these times in history when communism took over, they murdered the people who could produce so that people would have to be dependent on the system. And they had no, when you have ideas that are so bad that you have to kill. kill the people who oppose them, they're not good ideas. Okay?

And that's happened over and over and over again and people can understand communism bad, but they don't hear communism when they hear socialism. So socialism is a is a deflective language that they use to introduce communist ideals. That's been going on since the beginning of fucking time. Okay, so- It's a language, it's a word language game, bro. Yeah. Just like what you're saying, the meddler in the

chat is saying socialism is communism with a smile. Exactly. That's what it is. What you're saying. Yeah. So let's move on. Well, so the other, I mean, this guy gets in, right? So it's day one.

And I didn't know they even started this early with the mayor stuff up there. But he gets in. He gets rolling. He's issuing sweeping executive orders, wiping out pretty much everything that Eric Adams put in. He's been rolling. he put in five literally right after that ceremony and his speech and stuff he put five initial ones in that revoked all orders issued by Adams after September 26th, 2024, which was the same day that Eric Adams was slapped with the federal corruption charges and all of that stuff. And so that's been going in, you know, which is interesting.

But one of the things that I thought was really interesting, and this kind of like fell through the wayside a little bit. bit. But did you see that, you know, he has his staff and, and, well, hold on, go back. Go back. He vowed to reissue certain Adams era orders from that period of time, including one that would maintain the office to combat anti-Semitism. Oh, yeah. Isn't that interesting? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Where, where's the office to combat anti-whiteness? Or anti-Americanism? Or, or really anything other than, you know, that, yeah. Mm-hmm. No, well, it's about to go full circle. Yeah.

I was about to go full circle. But this little thing swept through the, like it kind of fell to the wayside, though. I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but, you know, he has a cabinet and people that he brings in on his team and then hires in. Like he hired the first female something fire commissioner who never was actually ever a fire fireman. That's cool. Are we not past that?

Are we not past the fucking understanding that hiring the first thing? this based off of something that has to do with gender and skin color or whatever is it not a fucking good idea yeah like how the fuck are we not past that not only that like i mean like it's kind of hard to be the first dude it's 2026 now bro like i'm pretty sure there's been a lot of first like they're kind of taking it all like let's let's let's let's take the first non-experienced fat lesbians and put her in charge of the fire department or the police like you know what she's qualified because she's a fat lesbian.

Yeah, it has to be the first, though. That's right. That's right. What, she ever held a hose? Nope. No, she's afraid of them. No, no. Oh, no.

It's not. Fuck, dude. Oh, man. But yeah, so he brought this. Bro, you can't, like, dude, listen, man. One big.

I worked out for you. I was your first black co-host, right? Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Work. Yeah. But then we had to bring me other back.

Like, look, dude, you know, it's hard for me to comprehend the lack of fucking common sense and intelligence amongst large groups of people. That's just what I'll say. Like, it's hard for me to understand it. Yeah. Well, his latest move of cabinet picks, this headline reads, Zohan Mamdani. eyeing lawyer who defended al-Qaeda terrorist for top city hall job um so there's this controversial uh attorney lawyer um ramsey kossum okay uh who who zorhan's tapping to be uh his his uh chief

council this dude defended al-qaeda terrorist okay now let me ask you a question andy because i'm not i'm not a biologist or anything so i don't know how this works right but let's say let's say you you got charged with murder right wouldn't you want like the top murder defense capital like attorney on you like representing you yeah okay if you were charged with like embezzlement right you want the top embezzlement attorney defense counsel right yeah so if you're a fucking terrorist that's a good point right yeah yeah man you know what I put him on the thing dog he does believe in in maratoccus seeing the best of the best. Am I seeing this wrong?

I don't know. I think that's a pretty good point. It's a fair argument, right? I'm not sure I would have put that together, but that's a good one. I'm saying, dude. You are on it. Dude. Yeah.

This does not make sense to me. And again, like, we talk about, I know we talk about this guys, right? The demoralization of this country. We said it when he first got elected. We got in the fucking city. Yeah. That was allegedly a. by radical fucking al-Qaeda Muslims.

Right. All right. Now we have the lawyer. What is he? The top lawyer? Yeah, he's going to be the chief counsel. Okay, the chief counsel who is defending al-Qaeda in New York City. Like, dude, what the fuck?

How crazy is that, right? Now, I want to go full second. Well, I mean, it only makes sense if everybody there knows that al-Qaeda is not actually behind it. Right. And who would be? Because here's the- We all know. Okay, all right. Stay with me now.

Yeah. Okay. 2026, it's a hot moment. His attorney or this guy who defended a bunch of guys, right? He defended that Khalil dude, Muhammad Khalil, right? The pro-Palestinian student at Columbia who got, you know, detained and, you know, deported and all that good stuff, right? He also defended this dude. Ahmed Al Darby, who was convicted of blowing up a French oil tanker in 2002.

right um this dude chasm the attorney okay was born in syria um who also engaged in anti-israel protest at columbia where he attended law school on a fellowship funded by members of left-wing activists the soros family okay let's put some ducks together here right so you have this guy who's an attorney who goes to law school fuckers another soros based fucking paid for by sorrows And isn't that magical that, you know, all the policies that he cancels out, right? It's interesting. The only one they leave in is the one to combat. Come on, man.

And also, it's like, okay, so these Muslims are anti-Semitic. Allegedly. Allegedly. But they're funded by Jewish donors. Right. So you got the whole world complaining, Israel included. Netanyahu included personally, criticizing Mandami for being the mayor and the United States for electing a fucking radical Muslim anti-Jew hater as mayor who was actually financed by

the Jews. Okay. How does that make sense? It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense if you know what the fuck's going on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know how hot New York City is going to get.

Again, I'm not praying. I would not hope for the downfall of any American city, right? New York City, and my opinion, I believe is one of the great. cities as far as what it represents for this country. You know, but what I do know is this clip that's been going out and going viral right now. There's been boxes of NYPD uniforms being dropped off at precincts. Check this clip. Mass. Mass resignations going on.

I don't know what's happening. Well, I mean, you've seen the Dark Night, right? where they assassinate, they try to assassinate the mayor or whatever, and they all dress up as police officers. Oh, yeah. Joker, that's a great movie reference, by the way. Yeah, man, I don't know, let's get the chat involved.

So is that, are the boxes thought to be mass resignations or someone just dropping it off? There's been no explanation. This happened today? This was the night, New Year's Eve, is what the reports are coming. NF. New Year's Eve. And Andrew, I'm not, listen, I haven't seen, there hasn't been any AI flags on it. No, no notes, no nothing. NYPD has not common it, as of the time of this recording.

So, I don't know, dude. There's, there's a lot happening here. Yeah, I mean, do we know that that's not AI? Don't know that it is, don't know that it isn't. Yeah. At this time. Um, you know, and, uh, that's a problem with AI. That's the problem with AI, dude. Yeah. The shit's getting really good, dude. Um, you know, but again, I'm not praying for the downfall of any of our cities, dude. This, this scares me though.

That scares me. I mean, look, dude. And it's not scares me. Listen, listen. Listen, it scares me that, like, people think that this shit's going to work. When you're a little kid and you're stupid and your mom tells you, hey, don't touch that stove because it's hot because I got burned by it, but you're stupid as fuck. What happens?

You touch the scoff? Yeah. And you get back. Yeah. So we got a bunch of uneducated people. We got a bunch of people that are disconnected from reality. They don't understand how the world really works. They are idealists.

They've been brought up in a different world. They've been taught different things. They don't understand anything other than, oh, he's going to give us free shit. And he's not with Israel. I like free shit. Yeah. I don't like Israel. I don't like, yeah.

Exactly. Right. Yeah. Well, here's what I know. But that's a really hot fucking stove up there. Yeah, but it's pretty funny how,

you know, he's, you know, in the media, he's anti-Jewish, but then he's funded by Jewish donors and the people around him are funded by Jewish donors.

And doing things that are in the interest. You know, it's, it's almost like, I don't know. It's almost like why, why do we let people in go-karts, with parachutes attached to them,

fly over the most secure fucking border in the world. That's right. You know? Like, it's almost like that. You know, it is that. Okay. So.

Look how happy that white lady is. Oh, she's so happy. Oh, yeah. She can't, she, how many yard signs do you think she has in a yard?

All of it. Right now. Well, guys, jumping on the comments. Let's know what you guys think. Steve, Steve Sullivan,

you're right. He's a fucking plant. 100%. 100%. 100%. People earlier in the chat were saying NYC forgot 9-11. What's your take on that? Well, I mean, the kids that are for them are 20 years old, bro.

They weren't here when they didn't even alive. So how can you ask them to remember something that they never witnessed? You know, and then on top of that, you know, most people at this point in time have accepted the reality that that was a false flag in terms of how it came together and that it was also funded by Israelis. So, you know, I don't think 9-11 holds the weight with the younger generation because they weren't alive when it happened. And the ones that were are now discounting the legitimacy of it actually being some sort of terrorist operation, you know, that was completely developed by, you know, Osama al-Ladden, right? Surface-level terrorist. A bunch of dudes that fucking, you know, fuck goats. Yeah, right.

You know what I'm saying? What? I mean, you're going to tell me that these motherfuckers got go carts and put parachutes on them and flew across the most secure fucking most technologically advanced border wall in the fucking in history. Yeah. And just. Yeah.

You know? But that 20, 25 years ago, they were so great that they could fly fucking planes even though they'd ever even seen one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Man.

Makes sense. But guys, we're going to take some time. Yeah. See, here we go. Who's the chat. Danny's talking about it right here. He's got 80% of support from people living in NYC under 10 years. That's a great point.

Yes. Great point. Yes. And that's why the youth appeal. That's why the whole, like they're trying to cater to the people that you're talking about. We've forgotten about how things were 20, 30 years ago. Yeah. That's a great point.

Well, they're going to find out. Michael from Superchat earlier said, I'm from Brooklyn originally and people that voted for him should not be allowed to leave regardless of how bad it gets. He is a snake oil salesman and an idiot bought it, a lesson to be learned. Yeah. That's a good point.

Someone in there said, I'm for Jews because I'm for Jesus. Go back. I'm for Jewish people because Jesus was a Jew but definitely a lot of shady stuff going on. Yeah, but also you have to remember that the Jewish people that are spoken about

in the Bible are not the same Jewish people that we're talking about today. Okay, and if you look back in their lineage, you could clearly find that out. So it's, there's a, yes, there's a lot of fuckery going on. But if you want to go find out what actual Jews think of Jesus, go read the Talmud and see what it says. Not only that, you've always said it's not all the Jews.

It's not. Not all the Muslims. It's not. It's not your everyday Jewish dude that lives down the fucking street. It is people who have assumed the identity of Jews, who are using the persecution of Jewish people as a shield. That's been going, that's why when you say it's all the Jews, you're just doing exactly what the fuck they want you to say.

So, yeah. Chad, what else we got going on, man? How's everybody new year going? Hopefully it's off to a great start. Somebody said Jesus would be considered an anti-Semite right now. Correct. That's right. No, that's actually correct.

That's why it's Christianity and not Judaism. and not Judaism. He was a Jew. By birth. Yes. Yeah. That doesn't mean he represents. And then when they try to tie it together

is Judeo-Christianism, that's not true. It's not a real thing. Okay? Because what those people say is that what they think is you're a bunch of dumb cattle. You're a bunch of dumb fucking peasants. We're the chosen people. You don't know any better.

But Judeo-Christian helps you cross that bridge from you believing in Jesus Christ. to believing how we believe. You're too stupid to know. So we're going to help you come to our side and understand. Right. And if you believe that Jesus is burning an extramid in hell, then how are you for me at all?

Correct. Right. Listen, dude, this is all available. It's just people have become too religiously ignorant. And by the way, if we're being honest, it shouldn't even be a discussion when it comes to our government because the whole fucking federal government was based upon the idea of separation, church, and state.

Right. So the fact that Christians or Jews or anybody talks about these biblical principles when it comes to the foundation and the formation of our government is an irrelevant argument according to the Constitution. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, we appreciate you being here this fine evening. Let's keep cruising, shall we? Got some more to cover.

Yeah. Let's get the headline too. Let's cover some Somali stuff, right? I have a feeling We'll talk about it Shall we? Mortifying moment Anti-Trump Minnesota mom

Suddenly cut speech short After admitting fraud is bad What do they call this a Freudian slip? It happened twice in a row Happen twice Isn't that magical? Let's dive into this A Minnesota mother who spoke out Wednesday

Against the Trump administration's freezing of childcare Roughly cut her remarks short after admitting that fraud is bad. Let's check this clip. If child care is cut, I'm unable to work or go to school. I understand fraud is bad. Uh-oh. Oh, I wouldn't both say that.

Please help you. I can't do this no more. Shit. It's okay. She's so strong. She's so strong. No, she's terrified. She's going to get fucking punished by her own community.

What can you? you say after that? So, so play that play next. Yeah, well I mean, then it gets worse because, you know, that white lady behind her. Let's step into her defense. Yeah. Beef. And, bring in the beef. Somebody in the chat, sorry to interrupt, but somebody in the chat brought up a good point. She's saying that if I don't have child care, my kids won't eat or whatever. And she has a big diamond ring on her, on her hands. Oh, I didn't see that. That's a great point. Whoever pointed that out. If childcare is cut. Go to school.

And she holds... I understand. Fraud is bad. Wait for it. Wait for it. Look at that. Oh shit. Also, do you have the clip of fucking P. Diddy Jr. giving his talk?

The guy who got his record stolen. Oh, P. Oh, yeah. Do you not? $2,000 per glasses? Do you have that clip? Yeah, $3,000 chrome heart glasses. Yeah. Anyway, let's see the next clip.

Yeah, but then you know, then you got a corn dog beef skillet coming into the defender. Let's see what she had to say. And I do see some signs over here that say stop fraud and I agree. Stop it. There are wait lists for these programs that are years long. There is fraud.

There is. Uh-oh. Okay. Uh-oh. She was about to say. She was about to say there is fraud everywhere. And this should be not looked at any like she got herself caught in a fucking loop before she even finished her. Both of them.

Both of them did that. A criminal is hard. They know there's a fraud. And you know why there's a wait list bitch for fucking years long? Because they're getting paid millions of motherfucking dollars to do it. Holy shit. I bet there is a wait list because we're all on it now. Oh, I signed up this.

I'm a fucking daycare entrepreneur, dude. Hey, man, what do you do for work? I run daycare. Yeah, that's right. In Minnesota. It's crazy, man. It's crazy. Now, both of these women, they can't even justify.

Because what they're trying to say is there's fraud everywhere. Why are you looking at this fraud? Right, right, right. And they realize you can't say that. So, you know, it's, it is what it is. You see it right there. That's the problem with speaking a lie. You have to maintain it.

Yeah. If you're speaking a truth, you would not. And under pressure, people crack. Exactly. And if you're speaking truth, you wouldn't not be as hesitant as that. Yeah. I love how they both just folded. Yeah.

What are you going to say? What? Okay, what the first woman, the Somali woman, what could have come out of her mouth after that that would have made sense? I understand fraud is bad, but hold on. So what comes after that? Yeah. We know that the word, but is the next word.

There's some type of transition. Correct. Yeah, right. Same thing with her. She was trying to say, there's fraud and her next word was going to be everywhere. Right. Right. So we have to excuse this fraud.

That's right. Yeah. No. No. I know fraud is bad, but she needs to fucking go on a fucking diet. 75 hard lady. Yeah. No, it's fucking dangerous for her.

Somebody in the chat said it's the final boss. Yeah. Final boss away. I mean, that's the epitome of the type of women that are fucking everything up. Oh, those are your brunchy, bro. Those are brunches, bro. Do nothing. Sit at home.

Don't accomplish anything. Don't do shit. Take up causes that you don't even fucking know about and scream at the world about how they're fucking racist for not agreeing with you. No, lady, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. All while your fellow Americans are fucking getting pillaged. Yeah. Yeah, that's great.

Now, on this situation, Trump had a lot to say about this. Very? He had something to say about this. Let's check this clip because President Trump says no more Somalians in the U.S. He's done. Let's check this clip out. It's interesting, the timing of when that came out, isn't it? Interesting.

Yeah, like, you know, there was a certain clip that got two. million views over the last three days and now all of a sudden Trump's talking about it. No more Somalis. Yeah. They're, they're, check this out. And they contribute nothing. The welfare is like 88 percent. They contribute nothing.

I don't want them in our country. I'll be honest with you. Somebody would say, oh, that's not politically correct. I don't care. I don't want them in our country. Their country's no good for a reason. Their country's stay. and we don't want them in our country.

I could say that about other countries too. I can say it about other countries too. We don't want them to help. We have to rebuild our country. You know, our country's at a tipping point. We can go bad. We're at a tipping point. Yeah, and you're in charge.

And you're the one not doing the shit that's required to fix it. Yep, I don't know that. You're right. The words coming out of your mouth are correct. Yeah. But the actions that follow those words don't seem to be the same.

Yeah. Now, I want to doubt... You know, they're claiming about how, oh, we arrested 92 Somalis. You arrested 92 random fucking people that have an IQ of fucking 60, bro. Okay? You're going to tell me that these Somalis

who have an average IQ of 68 somehow came up with this fucking plan to defraud the government. That's interesting because do you think they also came up with the plan to donate half of the money that they defraud the government out to act blue like they come up with that plan too right like for the plan to make sure they got

kickbacks yeah i mean look come on listen i'm going to say this right now and i mean this okay don't trump you've lost touch with your fucking base you've lost touch with reality of what people actually want to see and the people around you are either not telling you the truth or you're fucking in on it and if you're not in on it i would appreciate for you and i to have a discussion so i can inform you about what these people really want. Okay. So this can go on Twitter and you know, you can have your people call me and I will get my fucking happy ass on an airplane and I'll sit down and enjoy a motherfucking Big Mac with

you and we will fucking get real clear about what people actually want because the motherfuckers around you are either full of shit or you're in on it. Yeah. And that's where people believe right now. Okay. And here's the thing. A lot of people believe that. Yes.

And here's the thing. Okay. I said on last show, you're going to go down as the president who had the opportunity to fix this country and chose not to. And you might say, oh, well, that doesn't really fucking matter. Well, you know what? It's going to matter because your kids are never going to, your kids are going to get blackballed in America. Okay. Your legacy is going to be ruined.

The Trump name will be a fucking joke. And I know you care about those things. And you should. And I truly believe that deep down, he still cares about America. Maybe I'm stupid for fucking thinking that. But I personally believe that he needs to understand, and I stand by what I said on the last show, everybody who voted for him, everybody who stood for him, everybody who stood by him, you guys need to fucking put pressure on him. Real talk. And it needs to be unrelenting pressure to do the things that he said he was going to do.

Yeah. 100% dude. Now, I mean, here's the thing, though, right? Like, okay, good. They froze the child care payments that are going to Minnesota. That's good and dandy. I would like to hit on a topic that Trump just mentioned, right? I mean, you know, he's talking about the Somalis that are here in this country.

He doesn't like their country. If you don't fucking like them, then why the fuck are they here? They could be gone tomorrow. Very easily. Yeah. Right? But more importantly to that, though, I mean, do you really think that at this point in time Americans would have, like, let's be real.

At this point in time, would America, Americans have a problem setting up legitimate checkpoints to fucking remove these people at mass quickly? Would you have a problem if you were a legal American pulling out your driver's license and proof for the next three months while they work these motherfuckers out? Because I'm going to tell you right now, I wouldn't. I'd be happy. I don't have anything to fucking hide. I'd be like, here you go, motherfuckers. America.

You're right. Get them to fuck out. You know what will happen if they start doing that? They'll start the narrative. Oh, they want to see your paper. I know. Do want to see your paper. Yeah, we do.

That's exactly right. You gotta show your papers to buy a fucking fifth of alcohol. Hey, that, you know what? You're correct. We do want to see your motherfucking papers. Yeah. I have no problem showing my fucking papers. Same.

Yeah. I've come here legally. I have papers. I have papers. Yeah. But like, dude, look, I'm not, no one's, I know there's people online that are saying, America needs to be all white people. I don't agree with that.

No. I think America needs to be fucking Americans. I think the idea of America is one of the greatest fucking ideas in the history of human history. Yeah. Okay. The idea where people who share the same cultural values can come together and work together to build great things. And it has worked very well until recently when we've started to allow these people to come into our country who do not share our values, who have no intention of sharing our values, who won't learn a language, who come from these places where literally in 12,000 years their biggest accomplishment. is learning how to fucking hijack oil tankers and live in mud hunts.

They can't even figure out how to fucking create any kind of civilization at all. And we're letting them come here and just do that shit here. They stole more than the VP of Somalia. Yeah, I know. But that's, dude, there's so much more to that. Yeah. Where is this fraud? Why is this fraud being allowed?

Why is this happening? And who's doing it? And where's the money going? And why is the money going? No one's talking about that. You know, what, what, do you know, Somalia is strategically, it's in a very strategic place across from Israel that allows them to fucking control a whole bunch of other shit. So now all of a sudden they're trying to look at

Somalia as some sort of strategic fucking air base, which they've already built there. Like, bro, this is about occupying a and they got to pay for that. How they pay for that? Oh, they're not. We are. Right. Right. So now we're getting fucking robbed to pay for a strategic. strategic fucking area for a country that isn't even our country. Let's talk about that, dude, because here's the thing, and we say this all the time, guys listening to the show, if you have been listening for any amount of time, you know, we try to pay attention very closely. Like, there's always this happening, right?

It's a show game. But while this is happening, look over here. There's something. Don't see this. Exactly. Don't say anything about the $8 billion that Trump sent to fucking Israel. Let's talk about that. Don't say anything about the fucking 20 military jets he just gave them.

Don't say anything about all this other shit that's been happening while this is happening. Let's talk about it. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Because here's something interesting, D.T. and president, respect you, bro. You know, but if we can say that the people, you know, that are here not contributing, you know, you mentioned the 88% on welfare, they're not contributing to a society. They're not contributing to this country, right? There's a few countries that are not contributing to this country.

However, we're letting them fucking pillage us for billions of dollars as well. We need to talk about that. You know, one of the things you go back, you know, from when Trump first got in office, immediately sent $8 billion to Israel, just sent $6 billion in weapons in September, then just announced another $8.6 billion for some F-16s, right? And what did we get out of that? Andy, what do the American people get out of all those billions of dollars going to our closest ally? Well, you know Trump just became the first non-Israeli to receive the Israeli prize.

That's what we get out of it. That's great. It only costed us almost $40 billion. Yeah. But, you know. Our people can't fucking eat, but, you know, get up and work.

Yeah. Congrats on your Israel Prize, bro. Yeah. I'm not with it. How about an American prize? Why are you fucking, oh, you know, like, dude, look, man, it's shocking to me.

And this is what makes me think that he's completely like surrounded by these people who have no fucking idea of where the American people are because you you claim to be this big fucking American patriot okay and you want to be you want to be beloved by the American people that do we agree that he wants to? I feel like that's a very important thing for him. Do you think he wants to go down as the greatest president of all time?

I do. He talks about it all. the time. I'm the greatest president of all time, maybe ever, right? That's all going to go down the drain. And it already mostly has. Like, and what I said last show is the truth. Until we see the Epstein arrest, until we see the corruption arrests, until we see the stolen election arrest, I mean, motherfucker, you haven't even fixed the voting problem. Yeah, COVID. We're within fucking eight months now, or 11 months of the next big election, you haven't even fixed the fucking voting problem. Why not? You see what I'm saying? And people say, oh, well, the courts take time and this,

yeah, I understand that. There's also, there's also been times in history that set precedent for things to actually get done very quickly, like when Abraham Lincoln suspended the Constitution. And by the way, people loved it. Okay. We need to get these motherfuckers out. He needs to hold people accountable. And if he doesn't, what I said will happen. His name will go down in the history books as the guy who lost America, all of his family, everybody with the Trump name, all of his associates will be seen as the laughing stock of this fucking country forever, forever and ever. And he may not have to live with that, but Don Jr. will and Eric will and his daughter will. Yeah, they all will. And this whole idea, he keeps talking about the MAGA movement.

Bro, I don't know if you've checked the temperature, but there's far less quote unquote mega people than there was even two months ago. Yeah. Yeah. And far less, not a little bit less. Yeah. Let me, I'll push back because I've been thinking about the voting thing.

And the only reason I can think that there hasn't been big push, what I believe is going to happen is that I would say probably a month out from the old elections, they'll be the reform. And the reason I believe that's happening is because then they can't figure out a way to fuck it. You can't give them too much fucking time to figure. Like, bro, there's loophole's to fucking everything. And these people know, and they're going to figure it out. You know what I'm saying?

So that's the only piece, and that's not me hanging on to Donald Trump. Or, like, that's just me being, like, I wouldn't fucking release it that quick. Because I know these motherfuckers cheat. And more importantly, I'm going to make sure I put the system in place to catch them when they do. You know what I'm saying? But if you give them too much fucking time, dude. You already can catch them based upon the evidence that's being produced now. Yeah.

All right. So, you know, look, bro, he's failing. It's that simple. Donald Trump is fucking failing. and he can look at all these things and say, I did all these things and people can say, oh, he did all these things.

He's done a couple things. That for sure. Okay. But at the end of the day, people are still struggling. People are still struggling to pay for things. Okay. That's ultimately what people fucking care about.

Okay. Now, if the economy was great, and this is the fucking weird thing, you know, in 2019, nobody was talking about Israel. No one gave a fuck.

No one gave a fuck. Okay. And all this same shit was happening, but nobody cared because nobody noticed it and people were able to fucking afford their lives. Okay. This shit didn't just start happening this year. But what do you always say about corruption? Oh, absolute corruption.

Corrupts absolutely. Absolute corruption corrupts absolutely. So there is no point in time where corruption or tyranny stops itself. Okay. It's always more and it's always more and it's always more and it's always more. And just like, you know, when when you make endless amounts of money, eventually money doesn't excite you. When you, when you, you know, like, I'm far less excited about new cars than I was when I got my first new car, right? You know, unlimited women, right?

You eventually it stops losing its thing, okay? Gamblers, same thing. You got to gamble more and more and more and more to get the same fucking feeling. Right. It's the same with power. Okay. And these motherfuckers had it locked down, bro. They could have just continued to fucking run the country. Nobody would have questioned it. Nobody would have said anything. But they started getting greedy. And they started saying, we need more. And what they do, they shut down the world. And then they said, okay. And dude, it went on and on and on. And this is 100% about the globalist agenda about impoverishing and creating a massive divide between the haves and haves and nots. And I said this in my Instagram story yesterday, and I mean this, this is real shit.

If you're somebody who has ambition and has the goal to be financially successful, the way things are moving right now, you probably got 24 months to really make it happen. Like you can't afford to take a day off. You can't afford balance. You can't afford the luxuries because the opportunity that's always existed is going to cease to exist. Okay. And that's real shit. And I've been right about fucking everything that I've told you guys for the last five years in regards to this.

I told you five years ago, six years ago, that being pro America was going to come back in style. I told you that being patriotic was going to be the next big move for companies. You know, and it's interesting because my companies have always been patriotic, but people forget that. You know what I mean? People forget who was there when no one else was there. And it's kind of frustrating. But I'm telling you right now that in the next. next three years if you haven't made it you ain't go fucking make it you're gonna be locked in

and I said that five fucking years ago I said there's gonna come a time very soon where you're either above the fucking cut or below the cut and right now a lot of people are below the cut and a lot of you guys with ambition and drive and you have you want to achieve things and you think oh one day I'll get my shit together well one day is now and if you don't you're gonna fucking lose and you're going to get locked into a universal welfare system that you cannot fucking escape Yeah, dude. One other thought I had to on all the stolen taxpayer dollars on this shit. Because like you said, bro, nobody questioned this shit.

Like, this shit is not new. It didn't just start happening. This stuff has been happening for fucking years. Decades, literally, probably a century. Probably since they started this shit, 1913. All right? But the crazy part is, and this, like, it just keeps hitting me in my head, man. It's like the fact that nobody was privy to billions of dollars being.

fucking wasted and stolen and laundered that alone is enough proof that we're paying way too fucking much DJ they all know they all know what's going on that's the point they all fucking know they don't not know we have to quit pretending like these people are just stupid yeah bro they're not stupid they're malicious okay like when people just like we used to say about Biden people would say oh Biden's fucking stupid as fuck no dude they put him in there so you would say that, which allows him to do all kinds of shit. And then they can blame him on it.

And then we're right about that too, because what happened? Allopin. Right. Exactly. So this whole idea, like, of us being like, oh, well, they must be stupid or they, no, they want you to think they're stupid so they can get away with the shit. It's by design. Like I've said, forever and ever and ever, we are the fucking slaves of the world.

something like a hundred ninety seven countries receive financial aid from the united states okay that comes from you and you and all of you on the fucking stream right now working your motherfucking asses off why are we the ones that have to subsidize the entire world while we are struggling to even survive and until people rise up and say no fucking more And it seems like they're getting there. Yeah. But we're still a long ways away because, in my opinion, people are not fucking pissed enough. And the reason they're not pissed enough is because they can't comprehend the fact that the American dream has been a lie to get you to go chase so that they can milk you and pay them and get kickbacks on it.

That's what's been going on. Now, is there American dream left? Yes. You can still do it. it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller because their greed is getting more and more and more. All right? So when we think about what's actually going on and we talk about, oh, slavery 500 years ago, no motherfucker, that's us now.

You just can't see it because you've been propagated to believe that we are free when we are not free. Free does not mean that you're paying more than half of your earned income to the government. That is not free. That means the government owns you. Like until that clicks for people, nothing's going to change. You are not fucking free. You are not free. You are not free.

Oh, come on, Andy. How about that Ohio Miami football game, right? Exactly. Andy, you're too wound up. You know, did you see the fucking, yeah. Make sure you pay your fucking taxes this year. Yeah. Well, you know, it was funny.

So, so, like, that actually is something that's trending really heavy right now. Yeah. This dude that went viral the other day. no tax 26 right yeah i've seen a few different variations right but i saw this one it was like it was like uh it was like hashtag tea party 26 yeah and then like you know the tea party or whatever they it was like it was a meme there's like no we not we don't mean you what fuck it's like they thought it's like there's no resurgence in the tea party anyways um yeah dude let's check it with chat's feeling chat what we got on this

hope you guys still hanging in we got twitter and i just don't understand how people can say oh, we're free, but as long as we pay half our money to the government. And if we don't pay it, they'll fucking throw you in jail. How is that freedom at all? How can you sit there and say, well, I got to get a license to go fishing. I got to get a license to go hunting. I got to pay tax on everything I buy or sell. I got to pay tax to own my shit.

They take half of my money out of my paycheck. Like, I don't understand how someone could legitimately, look at that and say, oh yeah, we're free. No, we're not. It's not even close. No. The Mark Himmley says, I'm all in, but how do we not pay taxes when it's automatically taken out of our paychecks?

Fuck the system. I'm done, barely surviving on 50 plus hours, hour weeks. Yeah, I mean, there's a thing called deductions, right? Like, you choose your deductions. There's also a W-4, which you can fill out to be tax-exempt from your employer that says they don't they don't fucking collect the tax yeah there's a couple of ways to do it this was a very constant question that was coming on our yeah different clips on our channel yeah but that's the answer mm-hmm that was a tax revolt in 1978 look dude here's the problem okay

everybody is you're not understand look there's a reason that they convince you that you can't do anything there's a reason that they convince you that you can't do anything there's a reason that they convince you to be a poor little me. There's a reason they tell little kids, well, you're black, so you'll never be shit because of the white guy. And you're white, so you should feel bad about being white. And you know what? Here's a trophy for showing up.

And, you know, you could just, you're going to win because you're special. They intentionally have indoctrinated two generations of children to hear these things, okay? So if you think you're powerless because of the system that you grow up in, how could you ever think that you could make a difference in any way you're not you're not going to think that and what people are failing to realize is that there's a reason that there's the saying united we stand divided we fall because united we stand we hold the power as people and we still hold the power as people if everybody would understand that collectively if we make a fucking fuck a fucking ton of noise that things change okay pressure creates change we are not providing the

proper amount of pressure because we think we are helpless and we think that we don't matter. But collectively, if everybody was fucking screaming about this and letting them know, calling Trump's office, posting on social, showing up to the meetings in their own communities, things would change really fucking fast. Look how quickly this became a national narrative because of Nick Shirley's one dude investigation. Okay? That's one guy who got some views. What if everybody went out and did that?

once? What if everybody was outraged at once? They have to make things happen. And we think collectively we don't hold any power because we have people like Joe Biden saying shit like, oh, well, you know, we'll just fucking F-16 you. No, dude. Yeah. If everybody gathered in a massive group and says, hey, we're fucking resign or we're going to put you on stakes. Yeah, they could drone everybody. But they can't drone individuals when they're all decentralized across the country. So if people can be united and decentralized in their unity, we can win real easy. But and nonviolently too, by the way. But, you know, people aren't fucking getting it yet.

I'd like your take on something. Earlier, Bill Hess said, bro, wake up. They know exactly what they're doing. This is all intentional. Do you really think those that surround Trump don't know what they're doing? I mean, seriously? No, I do think they know what they're doing. That's my point.

don't know that he thinks that he's being manipulated. He got fucking manipulated the whole first term. Correct. Okay. And then the same people to manipulate him, try to put him in a fucking jail. Okay. So if you take someone, and by the way, okay, I'm not saying this is the case. I'm saying it's an option.

It's a could be. Okay. The likelihood is he's been bought and paid for and he's in on it. That's what it looks like to me right now. However, when he got in there the first term, if you take some, who's not a political person, true outsider, okay, and you put them into a political office and everybody around them is experienced. This is how a business person thinks. Okay. If I get hired to be CEO of Purina, all right, and I don't know anything about Purina's business, but I know

how to do CEO shit, I'm going to look at the guys and I'm going to say, all right, well, teach me how this works and tell me how this works and tell me how that works. But if all those guys are corrupt. I'm getting bad information, which making me not act the way that I would normally act. You're working on their input. Correct. So what I'm saying is that there is a very potential. I would say there, I wouldn't even say very. I would say there is a possibility that he is surrounded by people who are telling him, oh, dude, the noise isn't that bad. It's not as bad as you think. That's just one clip. That's just one guy. Not everybody thinks that. look, here's all the people that support you.

Okay? Like, that's what his team is doing. I guarantee it. You can tell by the tone deafness of the fucking White House Instagram account. They don't understand where people are. Or they do understand where people are and don't give a fuck. And those are the two possibilities. And in my opinion, most people are seeing him as the guy right now who knows exactly what's going on and doesn't give a fuck.

And what I'm saying is, if that's, not the case, then he needs to fucking hear it from people who actually understand what the temperature is, which is why all of you need to speak the fuck up as loud as you possibly can all the fucking time and let them know. Every time he posts, you guys should be on his comments. Every time they post, it should be obnoxious. Bro, it should be a total fucking information overload of them on these issues. You know what I'm saying? Because right now what he's thinking,

and I guarantee you this is what's going on, they know their poll numbers are dropping. All right. Proof ratings are down. Yes. But the people around him are telling them this. It's not as bad as you think, dude. They're just upset right now.

It'll calm down. It'll go. It's not going away, dude. It's not going away. You promise certain things. You haven't fucking done them. You've alienated the people that voted for you. You called them fucking idiots for saying anything about the Epstein list when you fucking campaigned on it.

Okay. Dude, you're in a bad position. I'm going to tell you right now, bro, as of today, there's zero fucking chance that the people that voted for Trump are going to vote again. I don't think they're going to vote. I'm not going to fucking vote. Okay. So you know it makes me think too because like I mean we talk about it this might be more of a Q&A side of things right But like I think it boils down like the people that I think Trump is surrounded by the staffers right

I think there's a massive ego issue It's either ego or or the pussies because so here we go So on Twitter just your average citizen says no it's the yes men for sure That's why I was just getting my sis-in-law and is a lobbyist for Brad little in Ohio the Ohio governor or the Idaho governor the shit she told us about how rude docile incompetent the lack of communication there was with RFK staff about his visit to Idaho last year okay so he's and then he goes on and says it sounded like a lot of the staff aides don't really know what to do when being put in charge

and how to communicate with both the team and the other staff and this goes to another this goes to another issue of leadership that's what yeah okay When you have a leader that is very fucking powerful and very intimidating and very strong with his words. And I know this because I am. And I have people in the past in my company who have, I have to fight. I have to fight the yes men because of my personality. I have to double like, dude, you know how I am with you guys. I'd be like, are you guys fucking just saying that or is that the truth?

Show me. Right. Okay. But when your ego is so big that you can't do that. because you just think you're the shit, you're not even going to ask to press for that. Nope. And you're going to take whatever they say.

Exactly. Yep. That's what I was getting to, dude, because at the end of the day, bro, you're the president. I look at it no different. Like, when I have to bring you stuff and, you know, hey, you got to look at this, what's this, right?

I can't fluff that, bro, because I understand you have to make some really important decisions. Yes. Yes. But not everybody can do that when it's not favorable news. Right. Okay? Because, dude,

back in the day before I matured as a leader, when people would come with unfavorable news, I would fucking skin them alive. Okay? So what that did is that created a situation where I couldn't get the correct info for my team. I recognize that and I stopped giving you the shit. That correct. I recognized that a long time ago and started working to change how I worked with my team. But when your ego is so big and you've won so much over 70 years, it's probably harder for someone like that to realize.

that they need to adjust their leadership style to get the proper information. So that's a real thing that not everybody will understand because not everybody's built big companies like I have. I've been in that position. Right. Yeah, there's a perception issue there for sure. Johnny Barber, real talk.

When are we streaming Woodchipper TV? The minute I get into office, bro, I'm starting a big show. I'm going to fucking partner with Dana. Okay, we're going to fucking do... He is in on it. We're going to do pay-per-view woodchippers. Yeah. And then Paramount holler at us.

Yeah. If you fucking, if you, if you fucking molest kids, if you're a violent criminal, if you do fucked up shit, we're going to arrest you. We're going to try you and we're going to put you in the woodchipper on national TV. It's going to be pay-per-view and we're going to send the money to the fucking victims. That's right. And we'll do it. We're going to do that for one year. And then we won't have to do it no more.

No, I think you have to do it after like three months, bro. Yeah. That's right. And that's, that is how order is fucking receipts. Has been done in every rule throughout order is restored through fucking fear Okay, not love yeah all right we're not trying to impose our fear amongst the citizenship good people we're trying to impose fear on the criminals that's right Amen citizens I promise you good law abiding citizens would be without the the

you know the progressive liberals who have suicidal empathy for everybody because they've never been touched by violence. Everybody else would fucking love it. Love it. Okay. So, and I'm being serious, dude. Oh, you care about that dude? No, go go, go, go.

Hopping the book. Here's the deal. One day, I'll probably end up on some debate stage and they're going to pull up this clip of me saying this. That's right. Okay. And they're going to be like, are you really doing that? I'm like, you're fucking right.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Crowds going to go wild. Yeah. I get asked that question a lot. They're like, aren't you afraid that if you ever do anything, they're going to pull up clips? I'm like, no, I hope they do. Because I mean every motherfucking thing I say.

That's right. That's right. Yeah, well, guys, let's keep cruising. We've got another headline to get to. Let's get to headline number three. We'll check back in the chat surely here after. So stay with us. Headline number three, let's talk about, let's talk about some good moves, okay?

RFK, make a noise. Yep. So today, J-1, right? into the new year. It's kicking off. Snap bands on soda, candy, and other foods. They take effect in five states. By the way, I'm joking about partnering with Dana, just so we're clear. Like, I'm just saying he's the entertainment guy. He's in on it. Well, I mean, we didn't talk to him about it, but I'm just saying he fucking probably would be. He'd be down for that. Yeah. Snap bands. All right, so no more, no more bullshit on Snap. And by the way, just because people do business with

Jewish people does not mean that they are owned by Israel. No. Like, don't be fucking retarded. Anyway, go ahead. No more, no more bullshit on EBT. Good thing. Yeah. Why did you play that?

Is this topic? What topic? This is three. This is it? Okay, what is it? Yeah, so let's dive into it. Starting today, millions of Americans on food assistance will find new items suddenly off limits at the checkout.

Five states, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, Utah, and West Virginia have begun enforcing new rules that bar snap recipients from buying soda, candy, and other foods deemed unhealthy. It's the first wave of at least 18 states moving to restrict purchases under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, the $100 billion safety net program, once known as food stamps. So this is being pushed by RFK Jr. Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rawlins. They want to see states purge junk fruit from SNAP, which serves about 42 million people nationwide. Quote,

we cannot continue a system that forces taxpayers to fund programs that make people sick and then pay a second time to treat the illness those very programs help create. Man, that sounds like somebody listens to the show. Yeah, right? Let's make people on EBT, fat as fuck, so that we can make money on their...

healthcare. Right. All using taxpayer. And we could steal that too. Right. Exactly. So the effort targets chronic illnesses like obesity, diabetes, sign into the Kennedys make America healthy again, agenda. And it focused on sugary drinks and processed treats. So there's a... Have you been in a fucking Walmart lately? Actually, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And did you, what did you notice? I noticed a lot of Jake breaks on the scooters. Holy fuck.

Oh yeah, dude. Bro. Do you not remember? Like, you probably don't remember, but there's a, there's a, uh, movie called Full Metal Jacket. Oh, great movie. Okay, you've seen it? Great movie.

You know Private Pyle and Full Metal Jacket? Absolutely, of course. Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket when that movie came out was considered obese. It's crazy. It's considered a fat piece of shit. It's crazy. And then you go to Walmart now, and there's fucking 70 people that are 500 pounds plus. They make him look skinny.

It's, dude, he looks like he's in shape. Yeah, he looks healthy. I mean, that's average. The Overton window on what is fat, it's unbelievable. It's like how much can you fucking eat, bro? Like, how much can you eat and not move to get, like, like, bro, I was fat. Same. I was 350 pounds.

Okay. I beat you there. I lost 110 pounds. By the way, 10 years ago, I've kept it off today. Oh, no shit. Yeah. So. Congratulations.

Which I think is, I mean, I don't really celebrate accomplishments, but for somebody that's struggle with that their whole life, that's a pretty big one. Bro, it's a real struggle. Yeah. Like, it's a, like, foods, there's real additives that get put in the shit. Like, it's a real thing. Yeah.

So, but like, for, like, for, genetics, fucking, um, just big bone. Bro. Yeah. How do you get rolls on your fucking ankles? Cancles. How do you get, like, like, when these people are driving the scooter, bro, and there's, like, rolls hanging out the bottom of their pants.

Like, what the, Fuck. How do you not look at yourself and be like, what the fuck am I doing? How did I get here? It's sad. It is crazy, dude. It is crazy. It is crazy. You don't ever see those people in Europe. You don't see fucking a single person that fat in Europe. Unless they're American tourists. No, because they can't fucking get there. Okay. You do not, you go through Europe. You go through fucking India. You go through fucking any other country, bro. You do not, like, Like you'll see more fucking people like that at one Walmart in your neighborhood than you will see in the entire fucking country of another country.

100% agreed. That was one of the things I told you when you asked me about my trip from Europe. Yeah. It was like when we saw somebody who was even slightly out of shape, it was so characteristically remarkable because everybody was fit. Yeah. And I remember saying like, hey, look a fat guy. Yeah.

But here, it's opposite. It's everyone. It's like, oh, look, a skinny guy. Yeah. What's wrong with you, bro? Yeah, like, dude. It's crazy. Dude, we're to the point now where, like, if you go to the checkout aisle when you're, like,

a healthy fit person, the person checking you out, it'll be like, oh, so, like, you're into all that health stuff. What the fuck you're talking about? That's just called, like, being a human, dude. That's right. You know? That's right. Yeah, I mean, this is a big move, dude.

I mean, I know we've covered some stuff, right? Like, but we got to be honest about this, right? Because, I mean, there's some people pissed off. And typically it's the people that are purchasing snacks and candies and fucking. ho-hoes and ding-dongs and schlongs and goldsloggers and schnickers and doodles and do-wittles and uh snowballs snowballs zoosos and wams yeah it's a long list how do you know all the fucking shit on the topic they're like major eight to ten things that are very widely available in america is ban in other countries yeah oh yeah it's like american style like regular bread coffee

creamers a couple of candies there's a lot of stuff like that which is banned outside of you out yeah well do they add so much shit to our food well and dude the recipes that are even used in fast food over there versus here totally different how is that how why is that because they don't allow addictive chemicals chemicals into their food like there's chemicals that are in food that create signals for for your brain to eat more and more of that food like at one sitting to over consume it's intentional bro you know the other thing I saw too that like like the the size of dinner plates have

have grown here in the U.S. Movie theater seats. Bro who needs a fucking five gallon bucket of motherfucking butter popcorn? Yeah bro. Legit. Who needs that? Well, I mean, I can make an argument. No, you can't.

You really can't. You can't. It's this big. Somebody can make an argument. I'm sure. Yeah, them. It's just right. Right.

No, but a lot of people upset about this. But here's the thing. I mean, we got to address it. There is a lot of fraud on these programs. I had ChattebD actually doing analysis on this. They took, I fed it an entire report from the USDA and a bunch of things. And it pulled out some very interesting numbers here. And notice that 78% of able-bodied adults, they stay seven times longer than intended.

That equals a $14.2 billion loss to fraud or overuse. Same thing in Medicaid. 71%. They exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on Section 8. They stayed three times longer than HUD guidelines. That's $3 billion in unrecovered subsidies.

Right? Yep. So just for moving people who don't even need this shit, we could save $18 to $22 billion. dollars just there alone all right we got to have some good i i think i'm with i'm with banning the junk food and shit because i'll be honest bro like the other crazy things you go through walmarts or something like that you're going to see people where the carts fucking loaded bro loaded with bullshit they're buying crab legs and fucking all the zuzos and all the wham whims and then you see them pull out that fucking blue card bro meanwhile i got fucking five items that

equals up to fucking $200 that I got to pay fucking hard earned cash on. It's bullshit. How do we redo this whole system? Because here's the other kind of argument, dude. Well, Andy, there's people that need this stuff, right? Not for a while. I mean, you could suspend it for fucking 90 days and fix the health problem because they fucking lose 100 pounds.

That'd be true. Let them starve for a minute. What was that clip we showed the chick that interviewer? She's like, I'm going to starve. Yeah. Yeah. Not for a while. You gotta leave a car.

You'll be okay for a couple weeks. Hey man, you know what? Like the rest of us, get a fucking job. Yeah. Okay? Like,

I'll be real, dude. We can argue about the Somali shit, but this EBT shit is fucking just as bad. Just as bad. Dude, our fucking DOD? So we're,

look, dude, remember when they, when they suspended the EBT at the beginning of November and everybody was freaking the fuck out. Yeah. And it's like, you know,

and then you look at the grocery halls that these people pull home and it's way better than the one that you're getting. Oh, You know, like, bro, these people have game the system and they understand that they don't have to do shit because there's a lot of people that will do it the right way. And this is where the Atlas shrug thing starts to happen. You know, once people start to realize that it's not worth actually having a job and Obama was the one that did this, bro.

He raised the welfare to a point where it was almost equal with having a job and that's where it got fucked. So, you know, are there situations where people need a little bridge for sure, but should be people be able to stay on this system indefinitely? No, not at all. And that should be a major reform. It should be, you know, you get X amount of months of government assistance over the course of your life. And once that expires, tough shit.

Get a fucking job. Are there people who are actually disabled that can't work for sure? Okay. I don't think anybody is, anybody feels bad about helping those people. We're talking able-bodied. But yeah, able-bodied people that fucking, that choose not to work should never get a dollar from the government in subsidies. Ever. Oh.

Fucking ever. Mm-mm. Let's check it with the chat. Yeah. See what the check's got. Like I said, I know that a lot of people are hot right now. Somebody said gaming the system like I'm gaming XP on OS. Just kidding.

Don't ban me. Yeah. Oh, man. That's not very nice. That's not nice, Trevor. Yeah. He's lost a hundred. pounds. It's a new year, you know, but I'm going to say this. Fuck you. Yeah. Well, you know,

he's lost a hundred pounds. First of all, is that a click on that? Can you click on his picture? I see a double chin there. He's got a beard. Yeah, he's hiding it. I don't think he's wrong. I mean, you should be in better shape, but it's not like you're not working on it. No, that's okay. Fuck Trevor. That's fine. Venezuela is now militarily escorting oil shipments. Russia has assets, political backing go back political backing in Venezuela when oil lanes turn military geopolit politics

just shifted I agree I agree I still don't understand the whole sense I mean I know it's about fucking oil that's what it comes down I don't think it's about drugs or fucking any of that other shit but there's a lot of stuff I don't know I think you know there's things that Trump is doing well drug overdoses are way down

yeah okay that's a good thing you know I listen I don't hate Trump or like Trump. I'm indifferent. I love the United States. And if he does good things, I'm going to say he does good things. If he does bad things, I'm going to say he does bad things. You know, go back up. What that one say? When you're a young man, I'm going to read it. When you're a young man on a date, when you cut a hole the bottom of that popcorn, you want to have some extra room. We guys still do that? That's an

You must be old. Y'all seen the Sean Ryan interview on Hunter. Yeah. I actually talked to Sean yesterday for like an hour. Yeah. I mean, I think he's very aware that Hunter was full of shit. I actually, I know he's very aware that Hunter's full of shit. I think Hunter's aware he's full of shit.

It was interesting watching it. It was interesting watching him try to like tell Sean who is a fucking, was in the CIA who's an expert in human behavior and can tell if you're lying to him. him before he comes out of your motherfucking mouth right you know like you're going to sit there and try to lie to this man who recognizes lies for a fucking living mm-hmm it is going to take a lot more than talk guys but uh you know nobody's talking yet that's the point you know you guys are letting fucking Sean Ryan is not a fucking fed I was about so let's like what's your proof yeah get the fuck out of here yeah I'm sure he's a dude everybody's

a fed I'm the Illuminati that's right right like You know, I saw, I saw the clip went, that clip goes mega viral on, on, on fucking Twitter of me talking that shit. Mm-hmm. And everybody was like, oh, he's the only one not to sell out. And then underneath the comments, it would be like, no, he's in the Illuminati. That's why nobody fucks with them. No, nobody, nobody fucks with me and nobody invites me on mainstream media because I won't go along with any of their shit. Mm-hmm.

None of it. You mad. What the fuck is wrong? I'm not mad. You're just an idiot. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Everything's a conspiracy.

Everyone's a fed. That's right. That's right. Nothing's going to happen. No. Watch your movie. Eat your popcorn. Yeah.

You cut the hole in the bottom of it. You jerk yourself off. That's right. That's right. Yeah. You guys need to start talking about getting rid of the VHA. The care they provide is medical negligence at best. A thousand percent it is.

That's one of the things that pisses me off the fucking most. I have all kinds of friends who are my age that served overseas that are fucked up. They have injuries or they require like Derek Wida who fucking lost his leg and he's got to go to the VA and they fuck him around and fuck him around and fuck him around. But let's let's let's let's send it all to fucking Israel in Ukraine while we got all these dudes who went to war based on a fucking lie and lost. all kinds of shit and have all kinds of problems because of it and let's just fuck them with the VA a hundred percent agree it needs to be completely fucking scrapped and redone our veterans should receive not the shittiest care they should be chauffered to the fucking hospital and motherfucking rolls Royces as fucking heroes okay that's what would happen in andy's America that's right

somebody asks who would be your running mate um I would need someone who is smart and understands the intricacies of the Constitution 100%. That's what I would need. Yeah. I got a short list for you. We're vetting them right now. I...

Yeah. Yeah. I got... I have a couple names, but these are names that people don't like. Guys, Andy, we already talked about it. I'm gonna, he's gonna let me run HUD and EBT. Yeah, I'm gonna wreck that shit. Oh, brother.

People can be so mad at this Uncle Tom. Just wait. Hell yeah. Zishan's gonna be our ambassador to India. Foreign ministry. Someone said Tulsi. I like Tulsi a lot. Tulsi.

Tulsi Gabbard. I like Tulsi. And she's real and she doesn't fuck around. And I'll be real. I haven't heard enough from her. We haven't heard. enough from her. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be down with Secret Service. I think whoever I brought in would not be an establishment person at all. It would be a complete outsider. Someone who's never been in, but understands a lot of shit. Mike Yoder. Somebody suggested Mike Yoder. Yeah, well, I don't know.

Oh, it puts, bro, did you see he's running for Ohio? Yeah. Bro, he's blowing up. Yeah, good. He's blowing up. Would I run with J.D. Vance? No. Mm-mm.

I don't trust him. Mm-mm. he's already intertwined the political fucking fuckery yep yep I agree I agree Andrew Bailey would be somebody it'd be a great choice 100% Eric Schmidt would be another person be a great choice 100% mm-hmm that'd be a great choice hell yeah man well guys we gotta get to our final second of the show you guys you got to understand okay like you know like you're putting in all these names I'm reading the stream and it's like all these people that you like on social media and shit.

You can't just, just like you can't put Madami in a fucking office when he doesn't know shit and never run anything, you can't just want someone on social media because they say good shit to be your fucking president. They got to be someone that understands how to fucking operate. It's a huge difference. It's a huge difference.

The reason our country is a fucking shit show is the last fucking 20 years, we've had personalities running the country. Mm-hmm. That's real. Grady Judd. I can see his press conferences. Yeah, man.

All right. Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show, as always. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I swear you bring a headline in. We talk about it to vote on it. It's one of those two options. Ed's a very good counterpart to my mentality. I will say that.

Ed's extremely smart. And he understands when I'm getting too hot. And he's very good at disarmament. me in that way. He's a very logical, highly intelligent human being in many different ways. And he's run a lot of shit and he's very successful and he's very good with people. And he's a little bit less extreme than I am. That would be another, that would be a key. I would want someone who was less extreme than me because if you let me run unabated, a lot of people ain't going fucking like it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, man. Well, guys, uh, with 2026, I would do what

Sulla did in Rome. Just getting it out. I would come in. I would fix the shit as fast and as hard as I had to and I'd get the fuck out. I mean, you on a yacht. Yeah, that's right. I have no aspirations to stay there or want to be there or even be recognized as it. Like, when I'm done, you guys have never fucking seen me again, which by the way, isn't that the way we want it? Don't we want motherfuckers in there that aren't there for their own ego? Don't we want motherfuckers there that are there to fix the job? Don't we want people that are going to go in, do it, and go to fuck away and be a regular American again? Like, isn't that what everybody wants?

I know that's what we need. Yeah. That's real, man. It's real. Well, guys, thumbs up or dumb as fuck. With 2026 being here, I thought we'd do a little look back onto 2025 last time. And what better way than you like list. I have a list here. Let's look at for 2025

The worst items that people have shoved up their butts The government Governments keeping track of what people get stuck up their butts These were the worst items last year Hmm I don't feel like I'm going to be surprised Of what's on the list Yeah, okay

We gotta get some Kalashi bets going here Yeah this is This is not a trend we can get behind. Whether it's due to pure curiosity, misguided chat GBT advice or, you know, sex stuff, a shocking number of people ended up in the ER

every year after putting something up their butt that very much shouldn't be there. So, of course, there's a database that's entirely anonymous. So the unfortunate soul who lost a corn cob holder inside their rectum can rest easy that no one knows it's them. But with that, we know.

A corn cobholder. Corn cop holder. I didn't even know they still made those. Yeah, bro. I don't know they still made those. I've never, I've never used that. I just fucking.

You just use your finger? I use my hand. On the corn. Yeah, all right. You say you never tried it. You never used that. It means you use other things. No.

Coke cans. Oh, man. Okay. All right, well, here's some, here's the list. Most common thing. What do you think the most common thing was? And I guarantee you it's not what you.

think. Wait, wait. The most common item. But is it a sex toy? No. Okay. It's probably some construction. Construction?

Mm-hmm. Like a screwdriver? Mm, close. You're warm. You're not on the hole, but you're warm. Hmm. Nails. Oh.

Yeah, bro. Nails. Screws and nails. Oh, my God. A few baseballs. What the fuck's wrong with you? nails yeah

what the fuck is wrong dude listen America's done bro if we if we if we got fucking motherfuckers legitimately to stick nails up their ass

we got a fucking bigger we got bigger problems worry about yeah we can't make fun of Somali fucking IQs okay yeah somebody put a baseball up there the reason given was

quote to see what it felt like I'd imagine it feels like putting a baseball up here Yeah, dog chew toy Dryer sheet All right A sandal A doorknob marbles

Eyeglasses A rock Beard clippers Wrapped in plastic The reason given was feeling constipated For two days I know that shit out huh? Yeah

Yeah Turkey baster I can see that Are you No I can It's got like a It's shaped like that way I mean

Yeah Plastic cleanser bottle Full of liquid Shampoo bottle I slipped in a shower Oh man I read and slipped And the fucking dick

Went right in my Bussie That's right That's right Lubricit bottle In an animal bottle Aerosol can A dental pick

Wine Stopper Corn Cobb holder Highlighter Invisible Marker What do they think They wouldn't go see It He just disappeared

Two pencils, not one, because one's not enough. Magic toy wand. Dildo and pliers. The pliers were used to try to remove the dildo. Broken piece of a butt plug and tweezers. Try to remove the butt plug piece. Oh, man. A film canister?

Film canister. Battery powered light. Flashlight. Plastic coat hanger with the outside of the hanger cut off. so he could drive to the ER A penny Why would you stick a penny in your butthole? See if you get lucky

What? Make a wish Light bulb Glass side first Jesus Christ dude People you guys are What the fuck?

Bro Vap pen Corn Cobb style pipe Rubber gasket Mm-hmm Piece of a nose hair trimmer, rectangular travel toothbrush, a baton, a hair tie. What else? More? No, that's it. That's the, that's the list for 2025. Guys, what the fuck are you guys into? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What the fuck? You guys are,

you guys are too into porn, bro. Yeah. That was one ER doctor. He said, uh, one of the things that was on the top of his list of stuff he's pulled out of people's butt was a full-size, you guys, pumpkin spice scented Yankee candle. That's like this big. Yeah, bro. Dude. Okay, here's the real question. Yeah, yeah.

How much other shit did these people stick in their ass that they actually got out of it? Before they got something stuck in there, they had to go to the ER. Fuck, dude. You know? People are weird.

That's a can of hairspray. What the fuck? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Somebody in the chat said their IQ drop to Somalian level after seeing this yeah mine too oh well I and maybe not because I can't figure it out yeah well I mean you know the human anus can stretch up to six inches really mm-hmm well I mean I I don't think that that's still a good

reason to stick things like that in it no mm-mm-mm-mm-plies were in there because I'm trying to get that out I mean look dude you know everybody everybody get a little freaky stick a finger something in there but like where the fuck do you get the ideas. Everybody? Huh? I'm just saying, I'm not judging. It's a fucking finger.

But what I am saying, what I am saying is how do you go from that to fucking corn cobholders? Or screws or nails. What the fuck? It's one and more. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. It's like we talked about.

That's what we talked about. Bro, that's why people get into the tranny porn. Yeah. Because they get so into fucking porn. Is that enough? That's right. Bro, that guy, you know that guy, speaking of Sean Ryan, that Navy SEAL that converted to trans and then deconverted? He says that in his interviews.

He's like, dude, I got super addicted to porn and it like got me into tranny porn, which got me into like wanting to be a tranny, which fucked up his whole life. Yeah. Yeah, that shit's crazy. Yeah, dude. That shit's crazy. Mr. Brick in Super Chat saying that list is just in Missouri. Yeah, well. Yeah.

It must not be the Florida list because it's like green monster energy fucking alligator eggs Yeah While you guys were talking about it people were suggesting like 50 other things yeah that people could do oh man That's crazy I mean I could think of pretty much every other thing people could do besides nails Yeah nails yeah nails. Nails was weird screws like 16 penny nails by what the fuck yeah y'all are a bunch of weirdos man some weird shit yeah weird shit yeah well that explains a lot of other things like if we got people dumb enough to do that it kind of explains a lot makes a lot of sense her mercilies in in the chat saying and he knows the bowling ball hold oh no that's called

driving the bus that's called driving the bus that's where you got the hand up there and a thumb in there and you drive the bus that's what's called bowling ball hold is pretty accurate yeah that's a little different, you know. It's upside down. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. All right. What we got on the list, dude? Yeah. What do we have on the list? What do you? I say thumbs down. Yeah. Yeah. Thumbs in the butt. Thumbs in the butt. That's right. Apparently, just two thumbs in the butt. We're going back the old, the old fucking way. God dang, man. Yeah, dude, it's wild. Let's check in the chat one more time. A bunch of fucking weird motherfuckers, dude. Why should just go to the porn store and get the shit that's supposed to go in your butt? You want to see this shang saw disappear?

Holy shit, man You guys You guys Yeah, that is called the shocker, bro We know that Two into paint one instinct I think you better call Governor Wals for this list Bro

What is going on This sounds like 1920s Germany Shit Yeah it does This is a Vimar Republic Oh fuck man Try basketball. Abra-cadabra.

I'm going to make this nail disappear. Andy's freaky. What's wrong with that? You're supposed to be a little freaky. Hey, man. Shit, I'm not anti-freak. I'm just saying that's like just way, way out there. That's where I draw the line and screws.

Yeah. Gallin of bleach? Shit. Fuck. Shit, man. Hunter Biden reads the list and says rookies. Yeah. Oh, man.

Michelle Obama's list of favorite toys. Yeah. I mean, look, man. That's fucking weird. It's weird shit, man. That's weird, man. Well, guys, Andy. That is all I have.

Yeah, why were there no crayons on the list? That crayon will make more sense than a fucking nail to me. That, you know what? That's the shit they tried before the nail. That's what I'm talking about. Because that's like the, there's a whole other list. There's a whole other list besides this list. Yeah.

This is just the shit they got caught with. Yeah. You know? Everybody's a criminal until caught. There's a gateway list of, lots of people asking for Emily if she's okay. So she had to come in and say she's good. Yeah. Oh, she's coming?

She actually commented. Let's not, we're not. She's right there. Yeah. Listen. That, no. That's, that's, uh, anyway

crayons melt all right we have an experience we have someone that knows the crayons melt all right thank you laura I'm done with this

all right what a way to start the year yes hell of a way to stop sticking shit up your ass please and thank you yes yeah man guys Andy

what's all that's up Carter there's Carter there's Carter Ray oh what's up dude I love him he's such a fucking great dude super good dude all right

yeah man all right here's the deal We're going to start. That's thumbs down. Trump, do your fucking job. Stop lying to people. Do what the fuck you're supposed to do. And until he does that, you all need to let him hear it all the fucking time.

Don't pay your taxes. And everybody have a great new year. How about that? We shouldn't pay taxes. No, we shouldn't. The fuck are we getting for it. Okay? And here's the thing about not paying taxes that people don't realize is that everybody's like, oh, well, what are they going to do?

They can't do shit. They can't do shit. Okay? Because first of all, it takes the IRS three years to actually catch you anyway. And by the time three years are done, they don't have the money. We'll have a new fucking government. That's right. Amen, brother.

Hell yeah. Yeah. It's real simple. It's real simple. Nobody pay. The government collapses. We rebuild the government. And then we never have to pay again.

It's really fucking simple. They can't do anything. about it. Here's what they would do, though. Here's strategically what they would do, because they will have repercussions. What do you think they will do? Oh, they're going to go after whoever the mouth is. No, no, no, they're not. They're not going to go after anybody because they can't. They don't have ability to do it. So history always repeats itself. No, not food shortage. Do you know what happened in Germany when they did this? They printed They printed tons more money and hyperinflated the currency.

So what they'll do is they'll fucking print $10 trillion of new currency and break the financial backs of the Americans. So for the tax strike to actually work, there has to be an agreed upon new currency system that would allow that to fucking happen. So you would have to go back to, you know, it would go to, I don't think digital currency is it either because they can just shut that shit off. So there would have to be something else that people. people bartered or, you know, silver coins or fucking whatever that were replaced that system

because the first thing they're going to do is going to, they're going to say, oh, you're not going to pay. Okay, well, we'll make your money worthless and you'll be fucking poor. So that's the other step that has to be thought of. But even that's going to take some time. I don't know. They can print a trillion dollars in one fucking day. So it's true.

Yeah. So there's some strategy that has to be thought out. It's not as simple as just saying, oh, we're not going to pay. But I don't think it's anything that these. creative minds in our country there's lots of them it's not just me could think of you know to fix it well that's why I said you know the you guys need to you guys are the ones that got to execute you know you guys rely on podcasters to be your voice that's that's not going to get it done if that was going to get it done

shit would have changed a long time ago right you know so this idea that you can rely on somebody like me or somebody like you know anybody to be the voice and that's going to put enough pressure no that's not you the people have to fucking make their voices heard in unison now and that has to happen otherwise shit ain't gonna fucking change that's right so it's right well guys we will see you back here Monday with Q&AF appreciate you guys guys Andy that is all I have all right guys that's the show don't be a ho show show we're from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck a bull fuck a stole counted millions in a

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