REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 986 Andy Dj Cti Venezuelan President Arrested Over 1000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

On today's episode, Andy & DJ dicuss Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro declaring himself a decent man claiming he was kidnapped by US forces, over 1,000 arrested in a massive Minnesota operation, and the Trans gymgoer caught masturbating in a women's bathroom inside of Planet Fitness.

On the flow Now my jury box froze Fuck a bull Fuck a stole Count it millions In the old What is up guys It's Andy Priselling

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Can't have no hose. No hos. No huss. Don't be a huss. Don't be a huss. Share the buzz. There you go. How about that?

Share the brus. Yeah. There you go. All right. Yeah, what's going on, Doc? Nothing there. Yeah, beautiful day. It actually was a really nice day today, dude.

Yeah, finally. I can't stand it. Though the back and forth, it fucks me. I was just talking to Mikey about that in a gym, dude. Yeah. I was like, bro, this, you don't know it's how bad the great stuff is until you get like one day. Yeah. Yeah.

I just wanted to figure out what the fuck it wants to do. You know what I'm saying? It's been doing this our whole lives, dude. Just pick one. It's not going to change. Yeah, I know. But I'm saying, but like, I'm just hoping. Well, this is one of my hopes.

Like, I hope that those like climate activists and shit are kind of right. Like, just bring the heat, dog. I'm cool. I'm cool with it, man. But it's shit, it's like an oven here in the summer. So I guess, I don't know. Maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it. be.

That's whatever, man. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. We got the chats rolling. Chats are alive and well. We have Twitter rolling. X rolling. YouTube is rolling.

Welcome. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us. Jason, that's 100% not true. Just so you know. What do you say? Talk about it later. Okay. All right.

I missed it. All right. Yeah, man. Have a hell of a show put together for everybody. Yeah. But I think, you know, I was thinking about this, I felt that it's extremely important that, you know, before we really get into these headlines, we have to prepare ourselves mentally. Yeah. I think that's important.

And so you guys listening at home right now, wherever you are, I felt that we should take 60 seconds. Okay. For some liberal insanity. Okay. Before we get started. All right. You ready? Yeah.

Brace yourselves. is here let's let's ascend to our spiritual selves you have to be naked two things the women go home

and they're like honey what happened oh we had a spiritual experience I'm awoken yeah what do you think that tent smells like

oh I was supposed to do things first what the I can smell it smells like B.O. and protrurely mixed together

bro petrilly that's that musk stuff yeah all the hippies use it man Oh, man. Ooh.

And my second thought was, you know, I guess, Andy, you are right. You can truly be successful if you try hard on anything. I mean, because he's, I don't know what that is. Y'all called a scammer. Is that motherfuckusker scammer? There's no doubt about that. How much do you think that shit cost to go? I looked up the tickets.

I have the ticket price. What do you think? 500 bucks. 250. 250? Yeah. Woo. Woo.

Woo. Woo. Woo. me. Uh-huh. Doodly do. Give me 500. Fuck, man.

Oh, man. What is going on, dude? This is how desperate people are for some sort of purpose, dude. Bro. Like, imagine showing this video to someone from, like, the 1950s. Oh, man. You know what I'm saying? What is going on, bro?

Oh, fuck. Dude, it's my problem. Real talk, though. Like, you know, tension to detail guys. Just get real fucking candles, bro. Like, you don't even got real kids. Those are LED bullshit.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, it's a business. But truly ain't going to work if we got LED candles. Like, everybody knows that. You got a real... Woo.

Doodoo. Dude, it's... I don't get it, dude. Oh, bro. She's feeling good. Man, I am wired just a completely... I got a completely different fucking... program than those guys did.

Holy shit. What did we notice about this too? There is no black people. Not one, no, not one. Bro, I'd be scared to walk in there. No rhythm allowed. I'd be scared. Oh, man.

Oh, dude, I'd be scared to walk in there. I am an equal opportunity, make fun or people are. Oh, that's what is. that up. I love it, dude. This is great. This is great. Boiled hot dogs.

And no rhythm. Wet nickels. That's what it smells like. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. And some good news before we get, you know, we got good news. We got good news, bro.

Okay. The flu's back. The flu. Oh. Isn't that great? Yeah, it was on a vision quest. Bro, it was gone. It was there with whoop-de-woo.

Yeah, man, flu's back, guys, so, you know, be grateful. And we're good, man. It's going to be a great day. Yeah. It's going to be a great day. Let's, we're prepared now. This is my least favorite week of the month. Or of the year.

Why is that? Because I got to open up my Instagram, and I got to see all the same people say the same fucking shit that I've seen him say for the last fucking 10 years on the internet, bro. This is my year? That's my year! We'll fucking do it this time. By Wednesday, they're going to be

fucking woo-hooing with Billy Bob. I found my new path. You know, that was a little too serious for me, so I went this other way. Yeah, the worst ones. I accept myself. The worst ones are, you know what? I'm just going to try in 2020-27.

You know what, dude? Maybe you shouldn't accept yourself. Maybe you're a piece of shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, you ever occur? Like Just accept it Oh I got self love

Why? Yeah right There's things about you that you probably shouldn't love Anyway I get irritated dude Yeah I get it Because like dude I pour a lot of my life And trying to help people that quite honestly

You know They don't want to actually change A lot of people do But there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change You know they want it to fit They want to sound good want to feel good about it. I'm going to do this, but then they never do it.

And it just irritates me. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like they want to see if you believe him this time. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah.

2026, right? No, nobody believes you until you do it, man. Bam. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever, dude. That's neither here nor there. Yeah. I'm just, yeah.

Let's just move past it. I'm going to get annoyed. Let's start yelling. You got to say that for headline three. I'm aware. I know I got it coming. I know. Yeah, man, guys, remember if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to Andy Ficella.com.

You guys can find them link there. Check down in the description below for that as well. So let's get into our first headline. Now, setting the tone. Okay, obviously we got to talk about the Venezuela thing. So before, you know, for all of those out there, I'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your Ukraine flags down and take your pro-Palestine flags down. and before you switch him up, and I did some homework for everybody. This is what the flag of Venezuela looks like for all of those.

Oh, no, we've already seen it. I've already seen it. Within six hours, which was very interesting. I don't know if you have this, but within six hours of this man being extracted from Venezuela, we had protesters on the streets of New York City with printed signs. Now, I've been in big. for a long time and I've had to have a lot of shit printed okay a lot so much so that it's one of my best friends I was like one of the best print shops in the

fucking world he trains everybody how to do this shit we send him all kinds of business and money and we've been working with it for I could not get science printed that fast no it would be fucking impossible which I thought was interesting because these guys must be have the hookup when it comes to the printing you know what I'm saying they go to those who Who-hoo ceremonies. They know it's coming. Yeah.

They know it's coming. I just found that interesting. You know? Isn't that weird? I just found it interesting. You know, we had the we had the scarves and we had the signs and, you know, we went from, which was interesting. No kings.

You're right. Okay. All right. Hold on. No king. This is real shit. I did the math. No kings.

Mm-hmm. to defending a fucking dictator in 75 days. Man. Proof that you could transform your entire life. Fucking proof, baby. That's real, man. Yeah.

You can go from one extreme to the other in 75 days. Yeah, completely change your life. It's science. Unfortunately, these people, their lives still look the same. But I wanted to put that up just in case, you know, and I also did a little extra homework, okay, for those that are unaware. here's a map. Okay.

Yeah. Showing you where Venezuela is. Okay. Let's zoom in on it, right? Like right by Columbia, north of Brazil, right? Mm-hmm. There you go. Okay.

I did the homework for you. But yeah, Maduro, kidnapped, extradited. I don't know what you would call it. We're going to get into it, though. Because they're... Extracted. It could be a lot of things. Could be a lot of things.

Yeah. There's a lot here, dude. There is a lot. Yeah. You know, the crazy thing is, though, like this picture here. I feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on the

boys weekend. You know what I'm saying? That's me. You guys are dragging out. That's right. We're trying to have a good time. What kind of shoes are you wearing there? What is that? Dude, I don't know, man. He's got the orange Jordans on. It was like some Venezuela. So they kept switching them out, right? And what he was wearing? They put him in origin. Did you see

Pete respond? Yeah, I saw it. It was awesome. Yeah. What do you say? He said, he was giving thumb. up because it's that good. I saw that dude. That was so funny. A solid way to handle that. It was fucking great.

But yeah, they got him, man. And that's his wife. That's his wife there. Yeah. You. Ooh.

Yeah. And they got him out. So he's out. He already has been presented in court for his official plea entry, where, of course, he pleaded not guilty. And he claims that he's a prisoner of war and that he was quote unquote kidnapped by U.S. forces as he pled not guilty.

So, yeah, he goes, he goes into court. He appeared there on narco terrorism charges. And, you know, he entered the courtroom. He said, happy New Year in English to the audience before greeting his lawyers. And then he went on to say, I am the president. of the Republic of Venezuela. I am here kidnapped. I was captured at my home in Caracas, Venezuela, 63-year-old fallen death spot,

proclaimed in Spanish before Judge Alvin Hellenstein stopped him. The judge shot bat, quote, let me interfere. There will be a time and a place to go into all of this. Your counsel will be able to make motions at this time. I just want to know one thing. Are you Nicholas Maduro Moros, the judge asked. The ousted dictator replied,

I am Nicholas, Maduro, and Moras. That was pretty good, right? But yeah, but to your point, dude, very quickly, there's two bands here. We got two camps. Okay. It was interesting before you even start there. It was interesting how, you know, I popped open my phone.

We were texting, what were we, what was that? Like eight in the morning we were all texting about it. Fucking, you know, Sunday morning, right? Or was that Saturday morning or Sunday morning? Whatever. Yeah. The morning after. Yeah.

8 o'clock in the morning. What the fuck's going on? We're all talking about it. I open my phone. Fuck, dude. Everybody figured it out. I already know. It was amazing.

Bro. Listen. It was crazy. Every single person. Knows. That talks about what was going on knows exactly what's going on. They are a Venezuelan histrologist. Dude.

It made me feel stupid. Bro. You know, the funny thing is. I actually think we should probably just pack it in because like they're knowing the shit within within five minutes. Yeah. Why would you even do this? Hmm.

Yeah. F-R-S-O, the Freedom Road Socialist Organization. That signs ready to go. You know, and they're rolling. And there's two camps here, right? There's, you have American citizens. Who's funding them? Oh, well, I could, I have a very educated guess on that.

But you have American citizens here, right, in this country in the United States of America. and you have a few of them, a very, very small amount of them, that are protesting in favor of Maduro, right? Yeah. And to your point, everybody's a fucking expert on this field, right? They've been studying Venezuela for- It made me feel stupid. Yeah, for sure, right? I must be way behind.

But the funny thing is, dude, when you actually talk to these people, this is what they have to say. Check this clip. What do you know about Nicholas Maduro? I don't know much, bro, but I'm here with Central CSO, and we fight against all this with, like, the, with Trump administration, ICE, police brutality. So we're just here in support of all that right now. And what is, what does Maduro have to do with all that? Shit, bro, you know, but we're here in support. I mean, it makes sense, you know, Nicholas Maduro is responsible for almost eight million people leaving Venezuela, like a quarter of their population over the last,

decade. I mean, he's, he's contributed a lot, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, you know, we, just here supporting. You know what I mean? Yeah. Go, go, go Nicholas Medo. Can we do that? Let's do it. Go. No? Oh, now you don't want to do it. Well, I mean, you know, to be fairness, he's, he's new to socialism. Oh, that's what he does. You could tell. You could tell because he's fat. That's right. That's right. Season socialists are starving. So he's new. He hasn't figured it out yet.

Yeah, he ain't figured that out. So we can't get on him too hard. He ain't going to like it. Yeah, he ain't going to like it. They didn't tell him that part. They didn't tell him. No two dollars? What are we doing?

What do you mean? Mandatory diets for everyone. You know, but the funny thing is, though, right? You got American citizens here in this country with a protest in the arrest and capture of Maduro. Right? How fucking stupid are people, bro? Yeah. Between the woo-woo and this, it's like...

I told you you had to prepare yourself. You had to prepare yourself. But these are our people, right? Like these Americans are protesting. They're mad. They're upset, right? But then I'm conflicted because you go to Venezuela, right? And you see the reports from the people in Venezuela.

They're fucking celebrating it. And they're happy. And they made their own posters. They didn't get that shit printed out, right? Thank you, President Donald Trump. I mean, yeah. I mean, here's a clip. Check this out.

I hope you have your coffee when I tell you this, but these are great news. All eyes on Venezuela. These are historical news. This is history in the making. I mean, my chest, it feels like it's going to explode with joy. Because after, I mean, before I was even born. There have been struggles. My family has been fighting for so many years before I was even here.

They have told me about it. They told me about a time where democracy existed. And now I can finally look forward to that. That's interesting. I mean, look, dude, we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going on here. That could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same things. I did see a number of clips of people saying I've seen a lot of these

There's a lot of these dude And like and and to be fair I mean we're at 7.21 p.m. central time here There's still reports that like you know, Maduro's people They're still fucking fucking people up like anybody that's in the streets right now They're shooting still going on And they're like rough seen bro I've seen some crazy clips Like them in the big MRAPs and stuff

Just running over civilians and that was going on before this Before it's still going on right And it's like I mean there's a lot of interesting stuff happening And it's hard to get a good gauge, right? To your point, it's hard to know, well, fuck, what is the truth? Right? And I imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle, for sure, right? But these are the citizens that are, you know, you see both sides, both camps.

It's funny, though, because this also happens with our politicians. Pete Buttigieg, Pete up the butt just got it. He just got lit up for blasting Trump over Venezuela, but then a past statement that he made comes out. Right? So he just posted this on Twitter January 3rd saying, quote, it's an old and obvious pattern, an unpopular president, failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home, decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don't want to, quote, run a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one. Okay. Now, and listen here, Pete, Pete up the butt. I get it.

But you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself. You were also the same fucking person saying this, right? Quote, the illegitimate takeover of this Venezuelan National Assembly is further evidence that dictator Maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate his grip on power. I stand behind Juan Giotto and the Venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim the democracy and defend their rights. You got to pick one, buddy. And I feel like that's the case with a lot of these people, right? Like, they're not mad that Trump did this. They're mad that it was Trump that did this.

Is the, I mean, this is that I got every, look, that's tribalism. Right, right. You know, if the, um, somebody else had a clip like this, too. It was, uh, Schumer. Schumer did the same thing. Yeah. They all do. Yeah.

Bro, Biden had a fucking bounty on this dude's head. Yeah. Check this. This from, uh, KGP. You know, it's been a while since we've talked to her. Check this. this one out. We'll turn to Venezuela, where Maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for

democratic norms and proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration. As President Biden emphasized during his meeting with President-elect Edmundo Gonzalez-Orutia on Monday, January 6th, we believe that it is essential that the will of the Venezuelan people is respected. In coordination with our partners, we've given. given Maduro and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy, but they haven't. So today we are building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions. We announced new sanctions on key Maduro-aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold

them accountable and we imposed more visa restrictions totaling nearly 2,000 individuals. We also increased the reward amount to $25 million for Nicholas Maduro. and his so-called minister of interior as part of the Department of State's Narcotics Rewards program. Wasn't this the same Maduro that the Biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to the United States?

To hear. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird? Wasn't Venezuela like the main country that all the Dominion voting systems were run out of?

I've heard that too. Let's not forget about that. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Weird. There's a lot going on here. Dude, there's a lot to unpack here.

Yeah. There's a lot. And to go back to the previous statement where Buttigieg says, Americans don't want to run another country. Well, that depends. I mean, if gas is fucking 50 cents a gallon over here, nobody's going to give a shit. All right. Let's run some more, baby. Yeah.

Here's what I'll appreciate. Here's what I will say about the statements that I heard from Trump. How much more do you have here? Yeah. Keep going. You're good. But what I will say about Trump is, I like the fact that he just straight up said it.

Yeah, we're going to fucking take the oil. We're probably going to sell some of it too. And we're going to send our companies in there and that's what we're going to do. And then people were bitching about that. And we have Venezuelans on the ground saying because before it was, you know, China and Russia. Yeah. Trying to align themselves. Countries that are not even in this hemisphere.

Correct. And the guy very simply says, you know, he's just a dude on the street. apparently they got smarter people than we do he goes he goes and to those are you guys saying that the U.S. wants our oil what the fuck do you think Russia and China wanted

our rapists? We'd much rather have you guys have it than us or than them you know like and it's just it's just funny dude it's funny seeing all the different shit it's crazy now again I mean I know there's the funniest thing to me though

is like how everybody has it figured out like everybody's sitting in the room You know what I'm saying? There's things we know and then there's things we don't know. Yeah, for sure. Right? For sure. And this could be so many different things.

Yeah. I do not have a, I'm going to tell you right now, I do not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on. Yeah. Okay. This could be a, this could be a, this could be the first step in Trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off these people who, allegedly our threats to our country that are you know Russia and China strategically right it could be it could be um this has to do with 2020 election this could be it he was a installed role model player from the CIA that they extracted this could be so much shit there's no way to

know right now it could be an Israel player there's no way to know there's no way to know and I know everybody thinks they know right but there's no way no there's no way well i know this here's one of things that doesn't sit well with me right because there are there are a lot of arguments of like why this happened and it could be all of these things like to your point it could be all it could be you know certain things it could be all of these things it could be none of those things and this it could yeah like it's like there's a lot right but one of the things that doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs right like that's an argument that's out there both left from right they're saying you know oh well you know all the

drugs that are flowing that's not true yeah because if that was the case we'd be bombing the shit out of Mexico we'd be bombing the shit out of Canada we'd be bombing the shit out of China yeah right which none of those things have happened and I don't believe what happened so I don't believe that this really has much to do with drugs it's statistically not true by the no by the percentage of drugs actually come from Venezuela versus other places yeah it's just not true yeah for sure I mean do we did it now is that is that is that could that go into the decision making sure I'm sure that A point in the pro con. Yeah, pro pro side, right?

To me, that obviously feels like what can we sell the public on. Right, right. Right. So, I mean, like, there's that. I don't buy that, you know, but then again, like, I'm big on, what are the actual people that are there saying? And from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that are happy that this is. It appears that way to me as well. You know what I'm saying?

Like, this dude, there was an election. He stole the fucking election and stalled himself as president. I just like, I just said, deal with it. Here's the thing, dude. There was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is bot-based traffic. Okay. Now, this is why it's important to take a breath. And when you get outraged and you get pissed off and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots,

on the internet and then you combine AI and then you combine algorithms on top of that we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way so there's certain people they want to make mad and there's certain people they want with it and they direct that through social media so it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is it is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school That is not what social media is now. It is a full-blown propaganda culture-bending mechanism that is used in force collectively

by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things. That's the truth. So it's very, very important that people understand that. When you see a post, is that AI? Do you know if it's AI? I don't know. Do you know? It's hard to tell.

Okay. The traffic on the post are those bots or are those real people? Are all those likes? Imagine somebody behind the curtain, dude, who says, oh, okay, here's what we want people to believe. Here's the messaging we want them to go with. So we're going to put out a video or we're going to take someone else's video saying that and we're going to turn the likes up to or the views up to 50 million. And we're going to turn the comments up in support or against.

Right. Like, there's that, okay? And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on. We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine. It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be, you know, whatever. Because we all took that as gold. Yeah, we all trusted it. And for a long time, I believe that, you know, I would say things like this.

Man, when I was growing up, the news was just the news. And, you know, but it wasn't. It was just people telling you the shit that they wanted to tell you. And so now we have this system that is an ecosystem that most people live inside, at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people to believe certain things are the truth. So, you know, when you look at. look at the video here, right, and we're looking at this picture where Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump. What is there 50 people in that picture? Right. We don't know. We're not there.

Right. Okay. We have to we have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's going on. And it's, it's weird to me, it's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly, not learning any such confidence. Not learning. Not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened. Well, bro, I mean, to that point, man, like, it truly is, like, you are going to see more of what not you want to see what they want you to see. Yeah. Right.

And, like, I think a big eye opener for me personally was, like, going back to George Floyd, right? And during that time, how much divisive shit was being pushed out, right? And then we saw, they pushed that again probably about a year ago with the white versus black narratives, right? like inundated with this shit. And I'm not saying that things were not actually happening. Yeah.

Right. But it was like this, like you could, you could just tell that it was not genuine. Right. Right. Like, why am I just, like,

it's all I'm seeing. Why is nobody in real life acting this way? Yeah, like, where is this at? Right. Where is this at? I started noticing that in 2014. Yeah.

When Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis. Yeah, yeah. And I was getting texts from people that didn't live here. And they're like, fuck, bro, you okay? This whole city's under attack. I'm like, bro, it's like one block. Yeah, right, right. It's like one block.

It's like an out of hand block party. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it was. Dude, that's very important, man. I think that's a great question. Like, anybody listening and watching, like, the next piece of content, what's the point of this?

What's the point of me watching this right now? Right. What's the goal? Right. Like, what are they trying to achieve with this? If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be? Right. Right, dude, I think that's so important.

Let's check it with the chat. See what the chat got going. Well, it is. And it's also important for people's voices that you listen to, right? Like a lot of these people have made, they were no, they didn't have a business. They didn't have. They were nobody. They were nobody before 2020.

Nobody even heard of them. And now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because of this and that and this. And that's no different than the mainstream media. The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in. And so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying their bills. Right. Like I don't run ads. We don't run ads here.

You know what I'm saying? No. Anyway. No, that's super important, dude. Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send Aviator was saying, I was born in Venezuela and was raised in Texas. This is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States. and Venezuela. What's your take on that?

I think it's possible. I think it's possible. You know, when oil prices go down, everything follows. So, I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship.

I mean, it affects everything. Yeah. Like, oil truly does affect it. If I was a Venezuelan person, though, I'd be fucking,

like, super pissed. Not about this, but about, like, you have more oil than Saudi Arabia. Look how those motherfuckers are living. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying?

Well, bro, I mean, it just goes in, absolute power, corrupts absolutely. bro. You know what I was getting, like reading his statements in court, right? Bro, I was getting like Nicholas Chescu vibes, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Like, motherfucker, you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting, touting, and thinking you have power here, bro. You have zero power. Mateo in there, in the end there, says, I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come. Well, the economic boom comes for me all the time because I work my fucking dick off. That's what actually matters the most.

So let's not lose sight of that. That's real. Somebody said, bye-bye Amazon Rainforest. Yeah. that way. So. Oh man. Another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, it's crazy we can go over

to another country and arrest a dictator in just ours, but we can't put one politician in jail. Well, that's what I said. That was the thing I had to say. I had to say, look, dude, I'm going to be real. I thought, you know, I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that from us. That was great.

Especially after what Biden had done in our collective. to our collective American brand internationally, weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird shit. I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that.

And then on top of it, to add to that comment, yeah, let's see some of these tactical snatchings of, you know, Fauci and the corrupt politicians and the people who did COVID and the people who, you know, have been doing of these crimes and stole the, let's see those snitch about economic boom, baby. Yeah, bro. Like, I'm just saying, let's, let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that are here in the country. Let's, let's, let's use our skills that we clearly have.

Yeah. Joani is seeing the exact same thing in Superchat. Yeah. Dude, I agree, bro. We got a lot of problems. Yeah. Yeah. He's right. A lot. Yeah. A lot, bro. We, like, again, I thought, the same thing. I thought it was, I thought it was a great show of force, but like, But those dudes, if we don't fix our shit, a lot of those dudes that were in that action, they're going to be homeless with the rest of the vets that I heard. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not fixing anything, bro. And then like, okay, cool, gas goes down.

When we get cheaper? That's great. That's great. We still got major problems. What if this is the first step to now I'm playing devil's advocate, obviously. But what if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got fucked with in the first place along with strategic reasons? And you're checking off multiple.

boxes at once. You know, like... You don't think they only went there from Dura. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, but we can't just say it's for this or that or this. Not enough information has come out yet. It just hasn't.

Yeah. Yeah, so put your little fucking signs down, guys. All right. So... Yeah, what's this, uh... What's James say? I don't go back up. Click it.

Yeah, there you go. James, uh, there could have been multiple matured body doubles to hide where he really lives since different outfits. It's, dude, who knows? Yeah. Who knows? Here's what I know. We got fucking problems here.

Those problems need to be solved. And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of his motherfucking bed, we sure as fuck have the ability to pull the migrants and the criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over for the last fucking, however many years, out of their beds too. Okay? So let's see some of that. Yeah, man I thought it was great Tactical Snatching was my nickname in college

Let's check in the chat, man We're going to spend a little bit more time with you guys Before we head to our next Our next And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move Or was I'll be real, dude One of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle East

Was they didn't take the fucking oil Yeah Yeah They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this. And they didn't really do what they were, you know, like, fuck, dude, if we're going to send all these people over there, let's at least get some shit out of it. Let's take something. I say, let's conquer it. You know, I'm a conquering mentality.

You know, it's funny. It's funny you say that because Tucker said something like that today. Did it? About how it seems like this is very, this is very similar to what happened in World War II. Okay. People don't really know what happened in World War II. two, okay? History was told that Germany invaded Austria against their will. No, Austria voted to a 99% won to join Germany. They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military

went into Austria and Austria's military went into Germany and they fucking threw a party, okay? But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took, dude, that's not what happened. That's crazy. So now think about what's going on here. How could that be written? It could be written one of two ways. It could be written. Trump invasion.

Trump invaded. World War, eight. Right? Or the other way. And now today he's talking about Greenland. Yeah. So, you know, what did Hitler do? He didn't stop at fucking Austria.

He said, oh, we need this for strategy. We need that. So there's a lot of parallels between what happened. and ultimately we all know this that the winners write the history books Yeah, that's right

So, you know, and they keep, they call Trump a Nazi. Well, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I mean, yeah,

but I mean, like, dude, they don't know what the fucking Nazi is. No, they don't. They don't.

Canada is the 51st state. I, you know, that's what I think, that's what, yeah, like, conquer it.

If we're going to go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that shit. It doesn't sound

like they want to be, It sounds like they're willing, they're willing partners in economic trade and business. Yeah, but the problem is, bro, like here's the other issue. And by the way, if they're going to be partners with somebody,

why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there? Here's my only issue, bro. I don't believe, and this has nothing against this current administration. This is just the United States federal government in general. Help has never really been our forte. No.

Because everywhere we go, we fuck it up. Yep, that's a fact. Whether I've been Libya, right, with Obama did and fucking Clinton or, like, it doesn't matter. We fuck it up. There's no helping other countries. So my point is, like, if we're going to fucking get in there, it needs to be ours. Like, because you can't just get in there, fuck some shit up, and then just leave. Yeah, but look, dude, as fucked up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries.

Okay? And what happened in Iraq when they moved Saddam out was chaos. Right. Okay. Right. Same thing in Afghanistan. Same thing with Gaddafi. And here's how this works.

All right. We saved him from the tyrant. Right. He's gone. Now what? And now what is tribal disruption? Tribal disruption, right? Because over there, they got people to support Maduro and they got people that don't.

Now chaos happens and then what's the next step? Oh, we got to send our people there to occupy and peace keep. Right. Okay. And then it turns into a 20 year ordeal. So there's that possibility too. And that play has been run over and over and over again. So it's very hard to tell at this point in time.

Like you just said when the show started, there was a, there's gunfighting going on there right now. Correct. Okay. So if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think is going to happen? Right. They're going to send our people down there to stabilize. Yeah, exactly. So there's a lot to this, and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same thing or if it's something different.

But it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single person on the Internet already knows what the fuck's going on. Like, come on, dude. All I know is, I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking super happy. Lindsay Graham. Oh, yeah. Bro, I believe he masturbates to every new DOD contract report that comes out. I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed. Yeah, putting on soldier uniforms, bro.

I would ship him right to the fucking front lines. He has, yeah. If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, bro, you're such a fucking warmonger. Dude. Here you go. Go up and run the fucking front line. He's so good at it. Bro.

Go up. If you said Lindsay Graham, go to the front line, he shit his fucking pants. Twice. Yeah. Bro, come on. a bitch bro. Dude, he over here fucking

clapping like a seal he's so fucking dude, when you think of disgusting greasy politicians, he's the

disgusting, greasy politician that I think of. Yeah. Second to maybe Clinton. But here, I would also like to see all these motherfuckers,

you know, clapping and cheering this shit on politician-wise, I need to see their fucking stock investments a week before this. Yeah.

And then that'll let me know. That'll let me know. It'll be interesting to see that. But yeah, man, guys, jumping on this conversation,

Let's go down to the comments what you guys think. But that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. Got headline two. I check back in up on Minnesota real quick. So you know what's funny? Ohana first here. That's a good point. Okay?

This is a good point. He says, you have to look at it as China is Hitler. China has been acquiring governments and resources globally. Very true. The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless. Also very true. So Trump isn't Hitler.

By the way, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening. The strategic moves. I am not saying that. He's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become. That's a very good point. And that could be the reason why he is working

to secure oil reserves on this side of the hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland. Okay? So it makes sense. No, it's very, very, very, very real. So I think that's a really good point. And I appreciate you putting it in the chat. Yeah, 100% man.

All right. Well, yeah, guys, let's keep cruise cruising. And yeah, and then he says strap Lindsay to a rocket of 500 pound. No, dude, we have to fucking send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss and shit his pants. I see his cowardice. Yes. The guy's a fucking coward, bro. Anybody who, who, listen, we would have zero war.

if the people who decided to go to war had to fight them. Fucking zero. It's real easy to say, oh, yeah, war! If you don't have to go over there and the kids don't have to go. And it's not your kid. Very easy to say. Yeah, bro. Bro, I love when he dresses up in his National Guard's uniform.

Have you seen? Lindsey Graham? Yeah, he's a National Guard. He ain't never been to a fucking war, though. Yeah, fuck that dude, man. Fuck that dude. Yeah. All right, well, let's check it on Minnesota, man.

Headline, too. I remember covering this initially, and you remember the FBI, they, you know, Cash put out the statement that, oh, we, you know, we've been up there. We've been doing so much. And, well, that's funny. But with all the talk and everything that's been going on, now, there's been over a thousand arrested in just a short week and a half in a massive Minnesota operation, including murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. Well, why it takes so long? Why did it take everybody?

And only a thousand? Right. Right. A thousand sounds like a big number until you. equated to how many people have come over here. Right. You know, like when you say, oh, a thousand people like, damn, you're doing work. It's a thousand.

Not if it's fucking eight million there. That's a, that's a, that's a very, very tiny amount. Yeah. Yeah. But zooming in on Minnesota specifically. Federal authorities have arrested more than 1,000 in Minnesota, including alleged rapist, murderers, pedophiles, gang members, after sending a surge of agents to the state in its massive response

to the repent fraud, still being uncovered, that, again, I thought y'all were already on top of, right? Assistant Homeland Security Secretary, Tricia McLaughlin told Fox News Digital that the agency, quote-unquote, surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week. It, quote, has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members. DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Lybon Island Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in, Lamas, Ohio. Osmond was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of

removal since May 17, 2011. Another dude, then elect Keomeni, a 59-year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos, arrested in the crockdown, was convicted of two counts. What's a crackdown? Is that like a crackpot cook-off you guys have? Crockdown? Does I say crock down? You did say crock down? Or is that like a, uh, like crocodile fighting like dog fighting which one is it both okay

so you get crock pots he was raping that crock pots so you have crock pots and crocodiles I got it see I'm learning all about the culture man white people don't know these things man I would like an invite to the crockdown though sounds like a good time

yeah that's good Andy that was really good I know it was so anyway This dude raped somebody, all right? In the middle of a crockdown. And he's been on final removal since 2009. And the list goes on and on.

So basically final remover doesn't mean anything. Apparently not. So we're going to kick you out. It doesn't mean anything. We're going to really get you out of here. Yeah. We mean it this time. I'm serious.

It's like New Year's resolutions. Fucking 15 years later. Yeah, it's the same thing. Like, that's bullshit. It's going to be the year. bro this is like this is like

this is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for fucking 20 years you know what I'm saying like mom tries to get me you're out this time yeah my fuck goes right back to the basement okay mom yeah hits up the microwave

those hot pocket in there you know what I'm saying he ain't going nowhere and he steals a fucking social security checks he ain't going nowhere who's beneath my hot pockets you mom oh fuck man

yeah but that that's rolling right now now again a lot of this fraud has been uncovered quote unquote um I'm glad it has nobody's no I'm not I'm not saying that I'm glad that it has been uncovered

I'm glad that arrest are being made there's a lot more than needs to be made but there has been an update in all of this um tampon Tim is out He's not seeking re-election. And allegedly he has zero regret.

Tim Walls ends re-election campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists over fraud scandal. Oh, you mean people who like found out the truth. Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah, you're not mad. It's fucking Trump's fault that you are literally enabling one of them.

to our knowledge at this point in time, one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on. Bro, he campaigned on this shit saying how he touted how great their daycare system was in Minnesota, bro. Fuck, it sure was. It was great, apparently, Mr. Tim.

Yeah, it was fucking amazing. Think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are. Bro. You know what I'm saying? Bro. My ideas are so shitty,

I've got to give away literally billions of dollars. Bro, tampon Tim's a retard. There's no question about that. Like, I'm talking grade A, I'm talking super short. Oh yeah. I think he needs to have his hard drive check too. I'm being serious, dude.

He gives me like peto vibes, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, this dude, he's... Remember his over-the-top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail? Yeah. Like, everybody's there to fucking see him.

Like, he's this rock star. Bro. He was doing the finger-banging. What do you call this? That's not finger-banging. Oh. Yeah. Finger blasting.

That's not that either. What is it? What is it? I don't know, man. Those are not the two things it is. There's, there you go. It was finger blasting. Tim Walls was finger blasting everybody.

All right. He sure was. And they were giving it right back to him. You know what I'm saying? He took it. Yeah, he liked it. He took all the finger blasted. Yeah.

Yep. Oh, man. Anyway, fuck him, Walls. Yeah, he's out. You know, listen. All it took was one kid. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.

And then we got everybody on the internet black pill. What are we supposed to do? You just had one kid with a fucking cell phone and half of a fucking brain who was willing to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast. Mm-hmm. And everybody else. Like, what do I got to do? Yeah, right.

Nothing's ever going to happen. What is going to do? Finger blast. Finger blast. Yeah, but, you know, he could. Tim's good on, like, he has a certain swag. One with a ledge. You know, he has drip.

He's cool. Right? He's going to leave on a note. Let's see it. That's exactly what he did. Let's see. Check this clip. I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors.

I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state. I'm proud of the way that we innovate, and I'm proud of the way that we are optimist for the future. No one's taking this away from us, not the fraudsters, certainly not this president, not on my watch. Tomorrow, I'll be back with you. I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it, and at that time I'll take all your questions.

Thank you all. And he's out. Tomorrow. Appreciate it. Best paid family medical leave. Okay, so let's go look there. Thanks, Tim. Bro.

What's the kid's name? Nick Shirley? Nick. There you go, bro. The next one. That's your next one. Go look over here. Now, a lot of Somalis have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine.

It's right. It's totally legal. There's no Somalis in here. Fuck, dude. He bolts, bro. He's out. He's out now just a couple of hours ago, the White House issued this statement. I'm saying, quote,

the Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple, active, ongoing, and extensive investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs. The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota, with hundreds of Homeland Security investigations officers in the state and more on the way. This was two hours ago. Yeah. I just pushed this out. They don't need due process, bro.

Yank them motherfuckers out like you did Maduro. Put them on a fucking airplane, send them back to wherever the fuck they came from so they can go fuck goats. What? Yeah. Bro, there's a lot of memes happening right now. Yeah, the memes are good. Meme, man. The memes are great.

Are great. Yeah. Yeah. This was a good one. For those on audio, it's Maduro. He seems pretty chill for just. He does, bro. That's what makes me feel a little weird about it.

He's pretty chill. But then again, if that were me, no matter how, no matter how fucking scared I might be, I would still talk shit. Big bless. Yeah, bro. I mean, finger blessing everybody. You know, for somebody that got kidnapped at three in the fucking morning, he sure doesn't seem too sad about it, you know?

But yeah, 10-pon-s-in, bro, the memes. This one, I was going to send this one to you. that's a good one dude that's a good one yeah me with my manager asked what I've been doing all day yep yep yep yep yeah man guys let's check in with the chat guys jump down in the comments let's know what you guys got on this tampon tim let's check in with the chat what do we got guys

Colton says steamwall seems a type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose oh yeah yeah and then nobody won him. Guys, you see me drop it? Yeah. I'm dropping this soaping here all damn day.

Oops, I dropped it again. Nobody wants a shot of the title, huh? Hey, man, just pick the fucking soap up. Nobody wants your old crusty ass. Yeah, bro. I saw this one movie. It was like, Elon Musk has more kids in these daycares. Oh, man.

Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, Maduro. Maduro, they probably gave Maduro a cell phone hotel room in 5K. No shit. You know, he's eligible for bail. You know that? How much is it?

I don't know. You want to bail him out? No. And just see if we can fuck up, disrupt the player. Did you notice how big he is? He's a big dude. Which is, which is... I get to Google.

It says he's 6-3, but he was, like, way bigger than all the other guys. Statistically, that's not normal for that demographic. Yeah. You know, it's true. most like Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short just like

poo bear over there in China That's right too Yao Ming that's an outlier Yeah Yeah It's not how that works Yeah Oh man

Tim Wallace has more seaman than the Navy Yeah More semen in them than a USS Aircraft carrier Housing new flavor for foreign energy, bro. Oh, man.

Oh, man. It's really good. I like the red one, the Paradise Punch. Bro. It's like Hawaiian punch with bubbles. It's phenomenal. Yeah. Phenomenal.

I think the other one will sell better because it's like... Silver lightning? Yeah. Almost it. White lightning? Yeah, almost. Yeah. It's in right now.

Yep. Grape is out. All right, guys. Silver lightning only. We're going to have a lot. a battle. I bet if you did mix that shit, that would be pretty good. Yeah.

I bet. When I was at Will Grumpke's wedding, I was doing alcohol with the old tropical lightning. Oh, yeah. It was good. Pretty decent. Yeah. Pretty decent.

Yeah. You don't know if you want to work out or punch somebody. Yeah. Yeah. That green one, you said the green one? No, the fucking tropical lightning, though. Oh, that one was saying. That was safe.

That was safe. You're fine. Anyway, what's new? We got this one here. It's the Paradise Punch. Mm-hmm. Right?

Brand new. Yeah. And then we got the silver lightning. Silver lightning. All right. This one here is probably my new favorite. This is the one I've been going to you every morning. Yeah, smart man.

Yeah. I never got Hawaiian Punch when I was a kid, bro. Really? Yeah. Like, it was like a luxury. You know, like if you got fucking Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like, it's a big fucking deal. Yeah.

So like, you know, like, it, uh, and then what was the ones that came in the pouches? Capri sons? Oh, Capri son. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, we just had fruit pouches. Yeah. If someone had a capri son, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunchtime. Why the fuck is that funny?

Fruit pouches. What's a fruit pouch? Like, we didn't, it was an off-brand fucking, we didn't even have that shit, bro. We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the barrels. Yeah, the barrels. Yeah, the fruit barrels. Those things were awesome too, bro.

These niggas laughing at my poverty, bro. What'd you guys have Zichai? Oh, fuck y'all, man. What'd you guys mix together, buddy? What'd you guys do? We had mud water. Some clean water. Oh, man.

Hey, somebody throw us some fucking super chat money so we can get Z-Shan some fucking Caprice up, right? That's right. You never had one. Somebody said DJ had Hawaiian Crunk. Oh, man. Y'all are wild, man. They're available, I think, now.

I've seen some people tagging me in the stores. Yeah, they're out. They're out. Yeah, they're out, man. But yeah, man, guys, jump in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, we have to get to our third and final headline. Tang.

Tang, yeah. The powder tang. Yeah. Have you had Tang in a while? Things good. I had it like... Do they still make it? I had it like a few years ago.

It was pretty, pretty fucking nasty. It just wasn't mixed right then. My taste buds have matured. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Mm. That usually happens as your income goes up. Is that what?

Yeah. That's right. Yeah, man. All right. All right. Tried to close to chat. All right. All right.

Headline three. All right. I mean, I do have my card. Headline three, man. Got to go to California. Do we? I don't want to. All right?

I kind of wanted to. You just wanted to. Planet Fit. They're in the news right now. Oh, really? Because this headline reads, trans gym goer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California Planet Fitness. That's a great idea.

Let's allow men who are mentally disturbed in women's spaces. Fucking, you know what, dude? That's a great fucking idea. That's great. I was just kind of joking. Let's do it. Let's do it. Equality.

Bro. This kind of thing will never happen. Yeah. There's no way. There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see them naked. This motherfucker didn't even dress up, bro. Yeah. He didn't even dress up.

Yeah. Well, he didn't dress up, dude. This is, this was wild. This is, this was wild. Now that's the, that, now, that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for me. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, most women, and I'm talking like 99.9% of women do not want transvestites in their fucking restrooms. No. They don't want dicks in the fucking restroom, okay? But because social media created the narrative that that was a popular thing and then they bullied people who were against it, people stayed silent. And now we got this. Yeah. Well, so the crazy thing about this is that nobody actually. believes this is a good idea. No. Nobody. No. No. Now, the crazy thing is apparently this,

this actually happened in May, last May, all right? But for some of it was acceptable then. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It was cool then, which means it's fine now. And I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere. Never. Um, how many times this happened doesn't make the news? Bro. How many times does it happen? Like, yeah, there's zero recourse. There's no public out. Right. People are just like, oh, fuck. Right. Dude, it's sad. And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled. Then they get attacked.

Yeah. Yeah. It's absurd. You mean you don't? You don't want? Yeah, I don't. I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with fucking balls and a dick to be around naked women in the bathroom. Yeah, dude.

I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen the video. Now, I haven't. You haven't? No. Hold on. We'll play it real quick. You're going to put on your, your Malcolm X. There you go.

Oh, yeah. He's definitely beating it. All right. Well, I want you guys to see this real quick. Do a little video breakdown of this. Yeah. And so based off my calculations, right? If you look at the trajectory of the shadow, right?

You can take a little ruler. Yeah. That's a white tranny. You couldn't tell from his fucking white legs, motherfucker. Well, you know what? We could tell it's white because he's not in fucking jail. What do you say, buddy? That's right, Zishan.

Fucking get them. Yep. Syrup or jelly? Everybody gets their ass eating jail. It's a matter if you like syrup or jelly. Fuck, weird. It's ma'am. Yeah.

All right. Let's go on with the video. Please tell me the person. some video only says something. Well, here's, this is a great thing, right? Even though this was back in May of 25, um,

the woman recording this called a boyfriend in, um, and this was the exchange. Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Right. Miners,

like, you guys, I was in the stall. It does not fucking matter, bro. You're in the women's bathroom. I'm allowed to be in here. Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here

You're not allowed to fucking jerk off in here, bro That is so fucking weird Bro, we have video fucking proof Are you allowed to video people in this fault? No, so why are it doesn't fucking matter You are a male in the fucking girl I love that, I love it just went to straight beat Bro

He was already, yeah, he was being just joined it Yeah I mean dude This is straight fisticuffs Bro Fuck And stops. Sox.

Yeah. Stombs. Bro. That's the only way people like this learn. Sorry. Bro. He was going for a minute too. Listen, dude.

It's the only way people like this learn. The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of shit is by physical repercussions. Yeah. Yeah. This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done. Stop recording. Yes. Yep.

Yep. I'm going to show you. This is why life before the internet and cameras were amazing. No one cares about cameras anymore, bro. Yeah. I saw a video to. It was fucking awesome. There was this dude riding the motorcycle, and this lady came out in the middle of the,

of the fucking street and was telling him, you can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street. And he's like, uh-huh. And she's like, I'm putting you on the internet. He's like, cool. I don't give a shit. And she's like going on and on. And she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore.

Put it right there, man. Fucking tag me. Here's my Instagram. I say, make me famous. Yeah. I would love to. No one cares. No one cares.

It only worked when people didn't really. understand how these people were right they didn't under now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone it's gonna fucking do so I don't care I'm fucking care nobody fucking cares in fact I like the videos that I see where people do that shit and then motherfuckers just take the phone that's the shit I like yeah yeah you throw your phone in my face bro I'm take the phone I'm taking it's my phone you ain't getting it back it's my phone yeah and then I'm gonna take all your fucking fucked up pictures on post to my Instagram so be careful

before you fucking flash that bitch in my face. That's right. Oh man. Yeah, no, it was good to see this being confronted, nevertheless. I know that they reached, they did reach out to that planet fitness for comment. Yeah. Didn't reply. Of course.

Didn't respond. But it's like, dude, let's talk a little bit. Listen, dude, here's the truth. Here's the truth. This is what has to happen. And it should have happened years ago, but it should happen right now. But again, any company that allows, Any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should be completely fucking boycott it.

Yeah. Like zero tolerance. Yeah. Everybody should fucking leave it. That's the truth. Okay. And whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter. Now, I was about to ask you that because like, dude, like from a, culture standpoint where we are as a country right now, we've already detailed, like, why these companies? Like, people would see these come like, man, why would they allow this? Well, they had to, right? This is another thing that happened in. I want a Republican Germany. Yeah.

Okay. They started, Berlin was the capital of like debauchery and cultural degradation. Yeah. All right. They had, they had, they were the first trans situations going on there. The clinic there. Surgeries. There were mother and daughter prostitutes.

It was like the, it was like the worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind. And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and fucking hanging them and beating the shit out of them. And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being attacked by the citizens. So, you know, there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening. But I'll be real, dude.

If there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his fucking meat, he deserves every motherfucking ounce of heat that comes at him. I don't care what happens. In any bathroom. I don't care what happens. I don't, bathroom, I don't care what happens. I don't care. I don't care.

These people are fucking predators. There needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated. Bro, there was a time in this country not too long ago where when like, I mean, think about this, dude. When you go to fucking jail, okay, and you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders. Okay, people who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things. the minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or did some dude you were excommunicated and if you come out of your cell you usually end up being killed yeah okay and that's fucking criminals but out here in the real world we give them rights yeah

and we like listen to that bro fuck that these people need to be fucking dealt with so that it stops happening and this isn't about gay people this is about fucking whack job fucking pervert fucks like this Yeah. So don't mistake what I'm saying here. Yeah. No, there's no place for it necessarily. Yeah. I mean, dude, look.

That's people from the very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is spoken. You know what that is? It's fucking violence. Okay? People know that when they get punched in the fucking face, that they shouldn't do those things. And when you get punched in the face a couple times,

back when I grew up, fist fights were a normal thing. They were a normal thing amongst men. If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't right, you got your fucking ass beat. And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I can't do that. And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions

for actions like this, which makes people feel like they can get away with them. And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street and beating the shit out of everybody that makes them mad, but I'm saying this, when people could solve differences with simple violence, FIS, there was a lot, it was a lot more civil of a civilization. And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture. Okay? They didn't remove it because it was dangerous. They removed it because that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture.

Right. You can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening. Correct. You need this. Bro, if this had happened 15 years. ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news. It would have just been like, the dude got his ass beat or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was, he was cutting the heads off of pedos. Yeah. Okay. And buy that guy a beer. Yeah. Yeah. Like, listen,

it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it. And that's cross culture. Yeah. It doesn't matter if they speak Chinese. No. Chinese dude comes up and does some fucking roundhouse shit in your face and flicks a booger on you and you punch him in the fucking face and knock him the fuck out he probably ain't going to do that again you know and we have all this society full of capable men now who are true i think we have a more capable it's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence than we've ever had with less actual violence when it's appropriate yeah you know what i mean is actually being required yeah like dude people didn't people didn't have black belts and jiu jihad

to when I was growing up. They didn't train MMA. They didn't do all this shit. Nowadays, you got motherfuckers walk around with cauliflower here everywhere you go. What good is cauliflower here if you can't fucking take care of business once in a while? Holly the flower. I'm just saying. This dudes are fucking.

And dude, I, I, I, I, you know, it's, it's, it's required. Fistakuff's violence is required for order in society. It just is. Yeah. Yeah If you're not going to have fisticuffs And you don't want fisticuffs Then you have to punish people like this

Publicly physically Harsely to set the tone So you can either have fist fights Or you can have public executions I'm cool with whichever one we choose Yeah But Yeah

Oh man Let's check it with the chat man Yeah Let's check it with the chat I'm allowed Is he allowed to film in it? Are you allowed to jerk off in there, bro? Like, I don't think,

hey, let's focus on this right here. Yeah, man. Good Lord. Dude, this is why men that, listen. Y'all read a fucking ball. Y'all even tell me, I ran the pole. Syrup wins. Man, y'all motherfuckers nasty. You want that, like,

sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and like creating syrup strings in your mouth and shit? That's a nasty shit. Yeah, I'm Team Jelly. I'm going for the jelly. That's not no better, bro. That is better, because it's not like sticky. What kind of jelly?

I'm just saying. What kind of, yeah. What else we got? Great. That's right. Oh, fuck, man. People don't know.

That's a clip from HBO from like 30 years ago. They did a, they had this show called Oz, which was about prisons, and they interviewed this dude who was in prison, and he's like, everybody in here gets their assayed. Everybody knows what that's about.

Yeah. You probably, find a clip on the booty warrior? No, bro. He's talking about how in jail they eat each other's asses. Oh. And he's saying you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly. Oh, God.

You find in the clip. Try see if you can find it, dude. Oh. That's real shit. You know about the booty warrior, though, right? The booty warrior. Yeah. That's a real, no, real thing.

So, you know, there's another docu series called Locked Up, right? Yeah. And they go and tour these prison facilities. Bro, this is real shit, bro. Yeah, like the ultimate warrior strings and shit. No, bro. Like, listen, they set down. down with this dude.

The fucking booty warrior. Bro, hold on, bro. This is like monumental right here. See, somebody that show was great. Now I know you're old. His name's Fleece Johnson, bro. Bro, this dude right here,

Fleece Johnson. The booty warrior. Bro. They interviewed this dude and he's like, you know, because he's like, yeah, I'm a homosexual. That's how he sounds, bro. He's like, I'm a homosexual. Yeah.

I like man's butts. That's why he sounds, bro. And they're like, so like, what do you do? He's like, well, I mean, I see somebody come in new, and I tell them very simply. I like you and I want you. Now, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. And they always say it's yours.

Bro, like, that's a real thing, bro. That's like historic right there, bro. Oh, man. And the producer, bro, you should have seen that they interviewed the producer who was like asking the question. She's like, yeah, like, we got, we were kind of concerned. for our own safety, bro. We thought he was going to come after us.

The booty bandit might go get you. Yeah, bro. He got released not too long ago. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Fleece Johnson. Well, even that guy's got more fucking, I guarantee you he's got more moral structure in him than these motherfuckers.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But he was like he said, you find it? Yeah. All right. Let's see. Let's see.

We're going to educate some of your youngans. Oh, God. On the syrup and the jelly. First of all, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. They call Toss the Salad. That's the slang word, toss his out. It means sucking my ass, right? With jelly or without jelly, some people use cereal.

I prefer to use jelly, right? I will reach my climate, right? I will automatically get hard, right? I will, you know, come automatically. If he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right? It's a sensation film. It makes you feel real good. Most all gays do they.

You know what I'm saying? Like guys to suck their ass. It's just like a pussy, right? But the only difference is it's not a pussy. Like, it's clean. The person's decent. And the person knows that that's an asshole. But in my...

Wait, wait. It's like one. But it ain't. But it ain't. This is what we grew up with. What? Yeah. Oh, God.

was on TV, man. Bro, that's crazy. A very famous thing. Chris Rock did something on this, too. Yeah. It's very famous too. Here you go. Hold on.

Hold on here. Fleece Johnson. When lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson, a long-time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality. But we have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of men locked up at one place.

All of them get horrid. All them's horny. All them got sexual desires. So what are they going to do? You won't let them have a woman. They're going to have each of somebody. Somebody's going to have to give us some booty. And it's just as simple.

The most memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. And he went on about it. And unbacked in his prison, booty. Booty was more important than food. Booty, a man's butt. What are we doing? It was more important. I'm sure.

It was more booty, having some booty, was more important than drinking water. This is the most can't ever felt. He said having booty is more important than drinking water. Gurley. I'm confused about us. How did you nail his voice so good, bro? How much times you watch this?

Viral, bro, a million times. DJ, I found your dad. All right, that's it. That's it. Enough of that. I didn't say it. They said it. This one is good, too.

Blair Hickman, I'm with you. How do we get here? This shit like late night in a maximum. That's not my bad guy. Oh man, the fucking booty warrior. That's not my father. Please Johnson. Oh, man.

You guys got the same voice. All right. So, yeah, anyway, that's what's going on to the world. See you fuckers later. I say send this dude to go talk to Fleece Johnson. Oh, man. Yep. That'll fix the world, bro.

That'll fix the world, man. Yeah. Well, guys. Final segment? Yes. please put me out of my fucking misery yeah man guys it's time for our final segment of the show as always guys we have thumbs up

or dumb as fuckers we bring a headline in we talk about it that was so gay booty it more important than drinking water it's the same way out here dude oh man all right yeah thumbs up dumb as fuck guys you guys

you guys know how this works We bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, gets one of these two options. And so it's not bears. However, it's something, it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart. So I'd appreciate some seriousness on this topic. Okay. Chick-fil-A. Fried chicken.

Need your entrepreneurial take on this, man. They did some, they're doing some new things. And are you fair? Are you like Chick-fil-A? Yeah. I mean, it's God, who the fuck doesn't like Chick-fil-A, man? Right?

It's fucking great, right? I mean, it's great. There's nobody that doesn't like Chick-fil-A. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. I do, too. All right. Like sure these guys are shit-talking.

Yeah, they're coming out with some new frosted sodas. They have retro cups and some new bags and kind of rebranding the stuff a little bit. Just for like a little bit. It's not permanent. it. It's a frosted soda. Huh? It's like a root beer float, basically, but like with whatever soda you want it.

Okay. Right. So that's a whole new unveiling of a new brand of drinks. It starts today, or yesterday actually, starts today, January 5th, the Atlanta-based chain. I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now. Why? Why, DJ? Why?

Well, because I think Zaxby's is from there too Zaxby's is fucking good That makes sense That makes a lot of sense Yeah, God's chicken I mean, there's a lot of There's a lot of, there's a lot of

Homo sapiens I've heard in Atlanta All right, let's get on with it. Okay, all right, don't get... We all know there's black people in Atlanta. Fuck. Yeah, man, these new drinks, man they're strutting off with three flavors so you can get Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, and Sprite.

And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, High Sea, Bart's Root Beer. They're doing all of these. But they're doing some like retro style branding. And so we talk about culture, things were better back in the days, right? These are the new cup logos that are coming out, new bag logos. Retro vibe. Andy, did they hit or miss? I mean, retro is always cool, man.

Yeah. It's kind of hard to fuck up retro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Yeah, I wonder, I want the staff like to also like getting the retro vibe too, though. You know what?

Like what? Like, you got coming through the back door, boy. Like pointy hats. That's right. That's right. Which one's better? Zaxby or Chick-fil-A. People in the chat are fighting over it.

Oh. To be fair, I've never. never had Zach's. Oh, bro. I can't say. I'm not one of those people that just say shit. Okay. Unlike the rest of the fucking internet. Dude. You got to try it first. Yeah. And then everybody else. Yeah. Everybody else is, you know, they're, why don't you say this? Fuck, I don't know holy shit. That's what intelligent people do. They say they don't fucking know. Bro, Zagsby's. Listen, I'm telling you right now, dude. Is it good? People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades. Oh, okay. Saying Keynes is better than Zagsby. They can shut. Go back to

go back to the other picture. Which one? This one right before that. Yeah, I think that's cool. Yeah. So, like, apparently like 3,000 customers will have, we'll get a gold cup. Yeah, that's the new rebrand. Oh, look. I want A.B. to go back to like the shorty bottles. The short, you know what I'm talking about? The short bottles. Not the long necks,

the fucking short ones. Like a redstrap? No. They're like in-betweeneres. They're like, not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck. They're like shorties. And they used to have natural light, used to come in those. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's like a restaurant bottle. Yeah, and I think Bud Lice should go back to, Bud Lys should go back to like the original branding of,

like the old school branding. Late night cinemax. That's all I'm saying. 97, but visor bottles look really good. Look up like a 19, mid-90s beer bottle. Beer bottle, like a natural light bottle in the 90s. It's not that Coors one you showed either. I don't know what it's called.

It's like an in-between type bottle. Was it still six, was it 12 ounces? Yeah, it was 12 ounces. No, that looks like it. It kind of looks like it. Flip it around, let me see. That was it. Something like this?

No. It had a longer neck. Dude, what if this is like the Bernstein Bears thing and what you're saying never existed? No, it did exist. Yes, like that. Oh, like that. Yeah.

So what's the point of the long neck? Well, dude, when you got that back then, when you got long necks, it was a big deal. like because it was like I don't know why it was marketing but like if you had long necks and not short necks you were like you were like you're fucking baller bro yeah yeah this is like they're yeah there you go so so the one all the way out there on the left I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for 509 for 509 at that gas station by of your house on Butler Hill.

No shit. Yep. Yeah. time. I drink about light. My lights are nice. Yeah. Yeah, retrofit, man. I'm with it.

I'm with it. And rubier floats. I mean, who doesn't like a good ribbyo floats, right? I mean, they're good. They're good. It's just like, who has a time to, like, actually go order one and get one and make, like, yeah. See, I don't do that.

I do that stuff. I'm like, go tonight. Yeah, I'm with it, though. I think, I like it. Chifle is good. I think retro is cool, man. I think it's cool. I think you can always make retro cool.

Well, you always talk to, like, I mean, things are like, like, they're cyclical, right? Yeah. Cyclical. Cyclical, yeah. What I said? They are. You said cyclical. Oh.

Yeah. Cyclic. Yeah. They come and go. Yeah. They're trends. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. And, uh. It's a crock off. Yeah. That's what it is. You're so used to saying that hard arm, bro. You can't lose on the other words. Water.

You know what I'm saying? I just can't help it, bro. It ain't water. It's water. Get over here, waters. Oh, man. Yeah, man. Well, let's check back in the chat, man.

We got a few minutes here to spare. All right. Let's see how the chat's doing. That was pretty much like the most worthless show ever. I think, listen. The answer is we don't. fucking know and poll time poll time right we got time for a quick poll

yeah did you learn something this episode that's that's all the poll boomeranger boomeranger dude I got a funny story about fucking uh about hynickin somebody mentioned hynicking in there I like hynickens so I went to

backpack through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine and uh We were like, I was like 17. And we went to Amsterdam. And we went to the Heineken Brewery tour at like 10 o'clock in the morning. Okay.

And the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam is like the inside is like, you're like, there's no sunshine. It's like dark. And I mean like dark. And like a lot of black people? No. No, not that kind of dark. No. Like you can't see.

your fucking hand in front of your face. This is very dark atmosphere. Got it. And I mean, you kept your wallet. So, so anyway, they give you, so it's all you can drink on the, uh, Hannekin brewery tour. We're fucking 17, 18 years old. So like, we're like fucking free beer.

You know, so we're pounding beers, dude. And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is, right? Especially when it's dark on the inside. this, yeah, right? Right? So we probably drank, I don't know, fucking 10 beers each. Through the tour. All right.

We get out, it's 11 o'clock, all right? Fucking sons in my eyes. Where do fuck am I? I'm hungry. So we're walking up the street at, we're backpacking, so I had a backpack, he had a backpack. We're walking up the street and we go past this, uh, we like start smelling all these, like, breads and like bakeries. I love bread.

Fuck, dude, it smells so good. I can still remember it. And we got up to this, this, like, bakery and it had an outside patio. So we're like, all right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill. And, you know, they come out and they're like, well, if you're going to sit here, you got to order something. And so I went inside. And dude, they got like, you know, dude, just like you see in like, like you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery. Breads and fucking croissants and cookies and brownies and like all the, like, all that.

perfectly laid out like and I'm like thinking I'm like dude I'm just so hungry so I'm like I want some of those some of those some of those and I got like 10 different kinds of cookies so I went out on the I went out on the patio that ate all the cookies and I start getting like I'm getting way more fucked up and I'm like I told my buddy Gavin I'm like I don't fucking feel good bro. Like I don't, I'm fucking, I'm fucked up.

Hanukins kicking in. So I fucking went back in and looked and they were all fucking weed cookies. Oh, all of them. Okay. So I ate, and by the way, I had very little experience with marijuana at the time.

Oh. So I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. And I start getting fucked up, more fucked up. And then, and then like,

I wake up. Okay. And I, I'm wake up and I'm like laying on the sidewalk, my backpack on. And there's like, my buddy. And like three people I didn't recognize.

And I wake up and I'm like, what are you guys doing? And they're like, what day do you think it is? And I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean? So dude, I fucking passed out for a full 24 hours on the fucking street of Amsterdam. And they, like, there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street. And they stay with you. And my buddy had made all these new friends. Oh, man.

Yeah. Dude, what a guy. Yeah. Yeah. And so they like, they like, I guess they party. why I fucking took a nap for 24 hours. But think about, I mean, you know what I think about too, though? Like, think of how much crazy, like, the times were that you could do that and I get fucked with.

Oh, dude, it was film cameras. No, no, I'm talking about, like, like, you didn't get robbed or fuck. You know what I'm saying? Like, no. I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now. I don't know. I don't know. I've not been there in a while, but I know this.

Like, I had no idea where I fucking was or when I woke up, dude. I mean, it was the next day. That's crazy. Benji in chat says that's the day Andy donated a kidney. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, it's like that. It was like fucking hostile.

Fuck, dude. Somebody said that, dude. That's how the hostel starts. Yeah. Yeah. That's so crazy. Yeah, dude. And the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that, so Amsterdam is

that, so Amsterdam is famous for the red light district. If you've never been to a red light district, it's very weird. Because like you're literally walking down the street and there's like these women. in the window and the red lights are on and they're like, you know, dancing around or like trying to get you to come over and shit. And, uh, I was wearing an orange shirt and the World Cup was going on and they had won their game and that was their, that was their color, uh, orange. So like, they were like, free one, free one. Yeah, like trying to get me in. And like, bro, I was like 17. I'm like, I'm going to get fucking AIDS. I was terrified, dude. I don't want your cuties. Yeah. Yeah, bro. You know,

There's a red light district in Iraq. In the windows, there's goats. I believe it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm bad joke. I'm sorry. Transterdam.

That's right. Well, guys, thumbs up to Chick-fil-A. I'll probably stop there. I'll probably stop there. I'll see you guys tonight. And, hey, brother, I hope your son feels better, man. That sucks. Nick.

Yeah, sorry, Nick. Sorry you're dealing with that. brother hope everything works out I'm sure it will man hope you liked the gay jokes yeah yeah all the nurses are like who the fuck are you guys listening to i hope you're not playing on speaker share the show nick appreciate you now all right guys that is all i have all right guys well thanks for joining the show uh don't be one of these people that says the same shit every year about what the fuck you're going to do go out and do it let the results speak for itself will make the world a better place.

All right. All right, guys. Don't be a ho. Show the show. We're from sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole.

Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no. Head shot. Case closed.