Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #416

Episode Date: February 27, 2017

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Now it's time for Real Time 2.0. Your chance to listen in behind the scenes to the real-time monologue jokes America didn't hear. But, ladies and gentlemen, wow, wow. What a big crowd, huh, today? Now, this week, the president also came out against anti-Semitism, so that was nice. You know, with most presidents,

it's not really a question which side of the Semitism issue they're on. we just assume it's the ante but you know he's a different kind of president and there have been bomb threats a lot of them at synagogues lately and the president said

he said this is a sad reminder that there is work that still must be done to root out prejudice and hate and he's going to get to it as soon as he roots out the Mexicans he says it's I don't know who has it worse the people getting pushed out of Trump's America

are those of us who have to stay. Speaking of immigrants getting pushed out, we had this guy Milo Yanopoulos on the show last week, and boy, did he get pushed out of it. He was on the show, thank you, good people. Yeah, he was on the show Friday, and of course I guess that caused people to look into his background, and they found out that in the past he had talked about

how it was okay for adult men to have sex with 13-year-old. old boys, which even for the alt-right was a little too alt. But yeah, I mean, we saw the tape. He gave kind of a full-throated endorsement of sexual relationships between, you know, boys or young teens and grown men, and so he lost his job at Breitbart, lost his book deal, lost his speaking gig at CPAC this weekend. On the bright side, he has been named. the Archbishop of Milwaukee.

Well, the president was having one of his white power rallies in Florida on Saturday, and he went off on Sweden. Did you see this? Remember when he almost started a war with Australia? Well, now it's Sweden. Terrorism. A lot of terrorism in Sweden. Very bad.

Very bad, because he saw it on the TV. So we're at war with Sweden now. Well, when we were in Iraq, Trump used to say we should take the oil. So now that we're in Sweden, maybe we can get their health insurance. All right. Thanks very much, folks. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Mar every Friday night at 10th. Or watch them anytime on HBO on demand.

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