Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #438

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maher. Okay, wow, what are they hopped up on? Thank you. I appreciate that very much. Man, what a week. I mean, so much deadly destruction. The earthquake in Mexico,

the hurricane in Puerto Rico, the health care bill in Congress. This bill, this is a third try. Now, this one is called Graham Cassidy after Lindsey Graham, the senator from South Carolina, who wrote this. And Lindsay says that this bill

is not going to take away health care from anybody. It doesn't deny people from getting their pre-existing conditions covered. I think everybody looks at Lindsay and goes, Lindsay, are you being straight with us? Because this is just a bad bill. This is the worst thing Lindsay has ever pulled out of his ass and that's saying a lot.

No, I didn't. But, you know, we always find out the details of these terrible health concerns. plans after. So the Republicans this time are keeping this one quiet. They don't want you to know. Republicans are like, Mom, if you don't want to know I smoke weed and whack

off, stop going through my room. But is this really how democracy is supposed to work for one side makes the other side so exhausted until they finally give up? I don't remember Lincoln saying, my fellow Americans, just let us fuck you

and we'll leave you alone. It was called repeal and roll over. But we'll see. I mean, it's going to reach the Senate floor. It has a chance. The Republicans, of course, are led by Mitch McConnell, and the Democrats, of course, are led by Jimmy Kimmel. So that's...

This is the state we're in. Now, the other big news is this Russia investigation, which half the country doesn't pay attention to or believe at all, but I swear to God, it's real. It's going on. It's heating up in a big way. Not only do we smell a rat, I think we see it leaving with a piece of pizza in.

its mouth. I don't want to say Trump is getting nervous about this, but today he voted to repeal and replace his pants. But Trump supporters, you know, they're growing very impatient with the investigation.

They're all saying, can't we just get to the part where Hillary gets locked up? All right. Thank you very much. We're going to go over here. Watch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10. Or watch a time on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.