Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #445

Episode Date: November 20, 2017

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. But, oh my God, the list just keeps getting longer. So usually the guys who get caught at this shit are very remorseful. Not that Roy Moore guy. Have you been following that shit?

Oh my. He's still refusing to drop out of the Alabama Senate race. And, of course, if you know anything about his dating history, you know, he's not a man who gives up easily. He's... The number of women now accusing him sexual misconduct is almost in the teens, much like his victims. And this week we heard from a woman who says Roy Moore attacked her when she was 16,

and he denied it, and then she produced her high school yearbook, which he signed. You saw that? And he signed it, don't change over the summer, but if you do, can I watch? I mean, it's just very, very inappropriate stuff. But that Roy Moore, he really, really, really liked to hang out at the ball. Wow. Back then, he used the Ten Commandments as a skateboard. And Family Values his name in the store where he looked down your shirt.

I mean, yeah, why couldn't Roy Moore be like everybody else at the mall and get his sexual jollies vibrating? I mean, in the... In the vibrating chair at Brookstone. You know where I'm going with this. Now, as for the other old Republican sex predator, Donald Trump, he's back from his Asia trip. He did five countries in 12 days a grueling schedule that has only been matched by every retired Jew in America.

The media is all about it. Oh, it was a grueling, grueling, grueling, grueling. Yeah, grueling when you have your own plane. Okay, so everywhere he went, they know now. Foreign leaders know. The way to get him to do whatever you want is just to butter them up. They're calling it the flattery gets you everywhere tour.

Trump was played by so many Asians. They made him an honorary cello. Thank you very much for coming. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10. Or watch him anytime on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.