Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #452

Episode Date: March 12, 2018

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Well, I think I know where you're excited. Donald Trump finally is coming to California. Now, he's coming as he has to inspect the prototype for his wall. It's going down to San Diego to look at wall swatches. It may seem like a fool's errand staring at walls, but it's good practice for when he goes to prison. So he's coming to California. Jared, you know Jared, the Crown Prince.

He's in Mexico today. you know, high-level meetings there with President Nieto. And, you know, President Nieto's thinking, boy, they're not sending us their best people. But, oh, yeah, Trump, he's on all the issues. He's, remember in the 90s when we're talking about we've got to get the video game industry under control? That's what's fucking up the kids, the video games.

Trump's on that trip now. He met with the video game industry today. Yeah, he said he's watched his son Barron play some very disturbing games. We've got to get on the day. issue. You know, we watch Barron play video games, very disturbing stuff. Also, Eric has never played a game of Chekker's

where afterwards he didn't have to have a Heimlich maneuver. So, and the fete of people leaving the White House continues this year, this week. Economic Advisor, that's a very important job. Gary Cohen, he finally threw in the towel because Trump is starting a trade war.

He's putting on tariffs on steel and aluminum. Trump said, if you don't have steel, you don't have a country. And you don't have an ass, you don't have something to pull shit out of. And his supporters are going to soon learn if you don't have aluminum, you don't have beer. What does that even mean?

If you don't have steel, you don't have a country. We don't have a country because our president works for the Russians. That's why we don't have a country. But Gary, this Gary Cohen dude, he's the 35th senior advisor to leave

in just over a year. The last time this many people fled the White House, the British were burning it. People are just... The swamp is doing fine. The White House is being drained. There's going to be nobody left except that guy, Stephen Miller.

It's like the horror movie where they killed everyone but the virgin. Now, Trump is ending up with a very, very sparse death where a few have to cover for the many that are gone. Like his hair. But no, Stormy is back in the news.

You may recall, they had the affair in 2006, and then it came to light a couple of months ago. She's back in the news because she's suing Trump now. That's what she announced on Monday because she had signed a non-disclosure agreement. In this non-disclosure agreement, he goes by a fake name, David Denison. This is the third Trump alias we know about.

In New York, he used to go by John Barron, John Miller. These were guys who would call up the press and talk about Trump like he wasn't Trump. Like, yeah, Donald Trump, I think he's fucking Madonna. Says me, John Barron.

So he's John Barron. He's John Miller. He's Dirk Diggler. Is it a bad sign when your president has more fake names than a stripper? Is that a bad? This is so typical of Donald Trump, isn't? He can't even get laid without ending up in court.

If he had stayed home and jerked, right now. He'd be getting sued by his hand.