Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #453

Episode Date: March 19, 2018

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Ma. I have all the news that I've been following the news. The liberals I think are pretty happy this week because there was this special election in Pennsylvania. Did you see that? And Connor Lamb won. The resident, Conor Lay. He won. But yeah, this special election, I had to have a special election because the Republican who had to resign was a guy named Tim Murphy,

He resigned last year because he was a very pro-life, stonestly anti-abortion politician who forced his mistress to have an abortion. So he had to go. But that was last year back when being a liar or fraud and a hypocrite was considered bad. It was very old days. But this district in Pennsylvania, the last two elections, the Democrats didn't run anybody. They just fucking gave up and punted on it. on the whole thing. I mean, come on.

I mean, when there's a job opening, at least Republicans send someone. It's always Jared Kushner, but it's somebody. I guess you heard, Trump fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. No one knows why. It's almost as mysterious as why Trump hired Rex Tillerson. Now, he never liked working at the White House. He said, it's too slimy for me.

And I'm an oil man. But no, Trump and tell us it's true. They disagreed on a lot of the key issues, denuclearizing Iran, normalizing North Korea, philating Russia. And poor Rex, he was fired by tweet. Have ever that happened to you? That's fired by tweet. Now, in his defense, Trump said, well, I know it sounds bad, but it could have been worse.

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