Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #458

Episode Date: May 1, 2018

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. The president spent a half hour today calling in to Fox and Friends. He was defending watching TV all day. He said, it keeps you on the ball. He said, you keep your sanity. Really? That keeps your... What would you be like without TV?

Because naked at a waffle house is taken. Then there was an awkward moment. The Fox and Friends people asked him about... about Melani's birthday. And he said, yeah, I didn't do too good with that. I'm so busy, I couldn't go shopping. He said, but I got her a nice card. Got her a card.

It says, happy holidays from your state farm insurance agent, but it's still a card. I don't know if you heard about this Dr. Ronnie guy, Dr. Ronnie Jackson, you know who he is? He's been the White House physician. And there are also allegations that he's, I got a very bad alcohol problem. But you know what, if your job involves seeing Donald

Trump naked, so would you. He was also accused of being drunk on a foreign trip to the point where he was banging on a female staffer's hotel room in the middle of the night to the point where the Secret Service had to intervene, which was terrible because it scared their hookers.

You want, you doctor sober. No one wants to hear during the middle of a prostate exam, I've forgotten why we're doing this. He's out, and now Trump is turning to his second pick for the head of the VA. Dick. But listen, President Trump

has two new friends, as of this week, he's got two new friends, President of France, and Kanye West. The Kanye relationship has not gotten quite as touchy-feely, but Kanye and Trump are tweeting great things back to each other. Kanye says he and

Trump are brothers with dragon energy. They both have Dragon Energy. You know, I bought Dragon Energy at a truck stop once. Kept me up for three days. Stay away from the Dragon Energy. Isn't that something, somehow

these two have decided that they complete each other. Kanye West and Donald Trump, you know. Yeah, I guess they're like, huh, you have the world's biggest ego? I have the world's biggest ego. You treat crazy nonsense? I tweet crazy nonsense.

My wife has a sex. tape. You have a P-tape? We're... remember each other. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10. Or watch them anytime on HBO On Demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.