Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #463

Episode Date: June 12, 2018

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Don't miss what the movie blog calls something you need to watch. Saving those children is how we all go home. From binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Ma. Well, I'm glad you're in a good mood. We just passed a 500-day mark of the Trump administration. I think. I'm just counting the notches in my bomb shelter.

But the good news is Melania has been found. She was not seen in public for 27 days. You know what that means? Six more weeks of trade war. She had met a few days earlier with the Gold Star families. You know the Gold Star families, you know the Gold Star and war. And it was a very moving ceremony.

The Gold Star families all came up to Melani and said, our prayers and thoughts are with you. Trump is not, you know, he does not acknowledge Gay Pride Month. He's old school about marriage. He believes marriage is between one man and one woman for a period of three to seven years, except during a golf tournament. That's what a marriage is.

So, and then, you know, hear about this horrible thing that's going on at the border where we're separating children from their parents. Okay, so a senator, Jeff Merkley, went down to one of the detention senators. They wouldn't let him in, detention center to see what was happening. But you know what?

The detention center is an old Walmart. You know, a bunch of kids with the parents know where in sight. in sight. Sounds like every Walmart I've ever been in. Where's my son? Check lawn and garden. But we have voted this week here in California. We're going to have a new governor soon. Gavin Newsom is going to be the governor.

He's running against, I think, pretty sure about that. He's running against a Republican name John Cox. John Cox. There's a name you can write on a ballot, but not on a wedding cake. And Bill Clinton, have you seen him around this week? He's on a book tour not going well. He was president for eight years, and America just wants an apology for the time he got blown.

And Clinton's out there going, come on, even O.J. gets the occasional question about football. But he should give Monica Lewinsky a direct personal apology. I mean, her life was ruined by the affair. Monica Lewinsky, she's kind of like the Colin Kaepernick of her day. She suffered greatly for taking a knee. All right, thank you very much. Watch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10

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