Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #464
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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Ma.
But now I know why you're in a good mood. Our president made a new friend.
Our president made it.
Kim Jong-un is his new BFF.
Trump said his country does love him. You get the people, you see it, they have great fervor for him, great fervor.
Yes, if you mean by fervor, they're beaten down, oppressed, ruled through fear, forced to feign allegiance.
and yes, they have great fervor.
Same as Melania, by the way.
But hey, we're quibbling.
What's great is that Trump tweeted last night
that North Korea no longer a threat,
but Canada.
Oh, ho.
Yeah, no, Trump actually tweeted,
sleep well tonight.
I'd tell you, the only man who could say
sleep well tonight and sound creepier to me
is Bill Cosby.
He got a very special gift
from the New York.
Attorney General, a lawsuit.
This lawsuit came out of nowhere.
It was so fast, Rudy Giuliani barely had time to make it worse.
Yeah, don't you love Rudy Giuliani?
Three days ago, he was denying that when he was still
married to his third wife, who he now dumped, he denied
that he was having an affair with a married Republican
fundraiser.
Today he admitted.
My question, what is in it for this woman?
It's not getting fucked by a pirate flag.
But her husband knew something was going on.
She kept coming home smelling a formaldehyde.
All right, thank you very much.
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