Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #469

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

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And sometimes, a smooth, silky latte just wins. It's exceptional but effortless. Like actually effortless. Simply press, brew, and explore. Nispresso, what else? Keep exploring at nespresso.com. Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. I say this for Amorosa, she's good at selling shit, just like Trump, so she's out there talking about her book.

She says Trump is a racist, she says he's suffering from dementia, and then he knew all about the collusion. Not exactly bombshells. It's like writing a book about Chris Christie, and the big reveal is he snacks at night. But of course Trump has taken it all well I'm joking of course He tweeted about Amrosa 8 times in 24 hours

So far as called her crazed A Crying Low Life and a Dog That's the feel-good summer hit We're living with me When crazed Crying Low Life Dog Met Winy Little Bitch But it's funny people are mad at the dog comment

Trump has a very long history Of calling people dogs which is very ironic because he expects those around him to act just like a dog. Unconditional love, right? Always be loyal and pee on the bed. And, you know, when you think about it, Michael Cohen taped him, Amorosa taped him,

Hollywood Access tape. The only one who didn't tape him was Obama. Trump retweeted that Michael Cohen, listened to it is, to refute something Amorosa said. Romeroza was claiming in the book that Trump at one point was eating a piece of paper. which I actually can believe Trump retweeted Michael Cohen

to refute that. That's something. A snake using a rat to disprove a weasel. This is where we are, right? And, you know, you don't even have to tape Trump. He admits everything himself. He tweeted out that Omar Amaroza only lasted as long as she did in the White House because she said great things about me. He's the only boss who, starts a job interview by saying,

so, tell me a little something about myself. Some of the other things that are coming out from this book, apparently Trump thinks Jared is a little gay. He says he seems a little sweet to me. That's his word for gay. Seems a little sweet to me. And yeah, I agree. Jared's not a real man.

I bet he doesn't even use hairspray. Well, Jared said he's not taking this lying down. And then someone reminded him, Jared, you don't lie down at all. At night, Ivanka, drapes you over a chair. so you don't wrinkle. And, you know, our education secretary, Betsy DeVos,

apparently Trump mocks her in private, calls her Ditsy DeVos. Luckily, she'll never see it. It's in a book. And Amaro says, Betsy DeVos is destroying our education system and that her governance is a travesty to children. Betsy DeVos was not having it. She got right on the phone and said,

Surrey, what's a travesty? Oh, and the racist stuff. Trump, they were talking one day about Harriet Tubman, remember that was talking about putting her on the $20 bill, and Trump said, she's too ugly. Too ugly for the $20 bill. So they made a compromise. Harriet Tubman on the front, David Duke on the back.

That way he could say they were good people on both sides. You had missed this story. There was a grand jury report. over 300 Catholic priests have sexually abused over a thousand children. Even Jesus Christ today said, Jesus Christ. And this little, on the dictator front,

Trump has revoked the security clearance of John Brennan, the ex-CIA director. He says it's a security issue. It's not. It's an insecurity issue. And Trump says he had to do it because he tweeted out, Brennan is get this frenzied.

has wild outbursts and makes outrageous unfounded statements. Huh. Frenzied, wild outbursts, outrageous unfounded statements. Who does that sound like? Who? Who? I can't think of... Trump's favorite insult is always,

I know you are, but what am I? You're the puppet. I'm not a puppet. You're the one who's colluding. I'm not eating grass naked on the lawn. You're eating grass naked on the lawn. Okay. Watch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO On Demand.

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