Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #473

Episode Date: September 26, 2018

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Saving those children is how we all go home. From binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. Thank you very much. All right. So, let's get right to the really big news. Stormy Daniels wrote a book about Trump's dick. Really?

Everyone's talking about Trump's dick. And for once, they don't mean Rudy Giuliani. But Stormy, yes, she's pretty scathing this. She says, sex with Trump. She said, may have been the least impressive. sex I have ever had. And you know Trump, he never takes anything lying down. He gave her a shot by, he said, I have disappointed far more hotter women than you.

Of course, we also know a lot about Brett Kavanaugh by now. He went to an all-boy Catholic prep school, otherwise known as an asshole factory. But the accuser, the woman's name is a professor, she's a professor, Christine Blasey Ford. She has taken a lie detector test and passed it. And she said there was a party. He pinned her on the bed, was trying to get her clothes off. And when she started to scream, he covered her mouth so she couldn't be heard. And the Republican said, why didn't we think of that?

Covering them. But no, no. The Republicans want everybody to know they are taking this very, very seriously, and they care very, very deeply that she be heard, but not if it can't happen. Monday. We are on a schedule here and it's got to happen on Monday. And today, Grassley, the head of the committee, said she has until tomorrow to let us know if she's going to show up Monday. If it's one thing women love, it's ultimatums for men, right, ladies? So this is now a stalemate, really, because Professor Ford says she wants, she's the one who wants the FBI investigation. And Trump says, Well, the Federal Bureau of Investigation doesn't really do investigations. Where are you getting that?

He literally said that's not the FBI's thing, like it's vampire fan fiction. That's not their thing. They only do witch hunts. That's what the FBI does. But what can we do? That's what Grassley said we are offering her. We are offering Professor Ford to testify in a private, closed setting. And she said, I've seen enough of what happens with Republicans in a private close setting.

But they say one way or another, they are going to get to the surface of this. Okay, thank you. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10. Or watch them anytime on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.