Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #474

Episode Date: October 2, 2018

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. Hey, everybody, how you doing? Brett Kavanaugh, the man Trump wants to put on the Supreme Court and his accuser, Christine Ford Blasey. I don't know what happened in 1982.

Here's what I do know. Christine Ford Blasey was attacked by someone and Brett Kavanaugh will lie about anything. That's what I do know. Now, she testified first. She appeared before the Happy Acres Assisted Living facility, otherwise known as the Senate Judiciary Committee. In Brett Kavanaugh's defense, that was high school and college and law school.

And the 90s and yesterday at lunch. But other than that, he only attacked women when he was drinking, which was always. But other than that, this doesn't ring true, this choir boy routine he has. He went on Fox News this week with his wife and said that he was, graduated. at high school, he said, a virgin, and was a virgin for many years after. And his wife had a look on her face like, that explains a lot. To prove his innocent, and I love this, he saved his calendar. That alone is psychotic.

I don't know if we need a guy in the Supreme Court who saves a calendar from 1982 to prove that he didn't do it. Like it's going to say, on the calendar, tackle woman at parties. And he, but Brett Kavanaughke, he, saying all these accusations, he says, Twilight Zone. That's his big code word. It's Twilight Zone. Yeah, everything looks pretty black and white.

So, of course, so of course Trump had to weigh in on this. He said, if Republicans nominated George Washington, the Democrats would vote against him. And then Trump said, Washington had some accusations. Yeah, but they involved a cherry tree.

He said the accusations against Brett Kavanaugh are all false and a big fat con job, and who knows more than Trump about women faking things, huh? He said, and then one of the people who asked him at his press conference the other day, how does the fact that you, Mr. President, have all these women accusers affect this decision about Brett Kavanaugh and his accusers? And Trump said, I was accused by, I think, four women. well actually it was 13 14 if you count Ivanka and of course

the other big news this week Bill Cosby is in jail sentenced to three to ten years for a sexual assault which at least in our courts is still a thing and Cosby's mugshot the guy who took it made it purposely blurry he said that's what you look like to women

so Bill Cosby might die in prison but if he doesn't Trump says he'd be a great pick for the Supreme Court. All right, thank you very much. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO On Demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.