Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #481

Episode Date: January 22, 2019

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My favorite comment on this came from the, it is a big evangelical preacher, megachurch guy named Robert Jeffers, and he's a big Trump guy, he was defending the wall. He said, even heaven itself has a wall. It does? And you can tell he's a big Trumpster because he said, and that wall's for the same purposes of Trump's wall, to keep out Mexican. Well, that's not the worst. Are you familiar with Iowa Republican Congressman Steve King?

He's been saying horribly racist things for many years, and he said to the New York Times a few days ago, what's wrong with white supremacy? So there is pressure now to quit from within his own party. Wow. Can you imagine getting thrown out of the Republican Party for being too racist?

No, nothing's going right for him. He had what usually is a no-brainer for presidents to have a football team over to the White House. I mean, any president can pull this off. Fuck this up. He did. He had Clemson, I don't follow college sports. I feel like when you're good enough to be in the pros, I'll watch you.

I do. That's how I feel. So I don't know anything about it, but Clemson, I guess, won something. And he had the football team over to the White House, but because the government's on strike, there was nobody there to cook food for them. So he said, so I paid for myself out of my own money, I bought 300 hamburgers, a thousand, I think, or maybe it was three million.

Who gives a fuck? But yes, and they were all from like Wendy's and McDonald's. Yeah, look at that pile of shit. And the food doesn't look good either. And he tweeted this out and spelled hamburgers,

H-A-M-B-E-R-D-E-R. Hamburger. Hamburger? You know, you're a dumbass when your spell check goes, I give up. and my favorite part of this he said at one point because they had no food he said I was going to ask Melania to whip up a salad

Melania in the kitchen whip yes I can see that right Melania looked at his crotch and went I'll start by slicing up a baby carrot that's what she's on. Over here Catch all new episodes of real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch him anytime on HBO on demand For more information, log on to HBO.com.