Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #493

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. I appreciate it. 20 Democrats, that's the Trump effect. You know, everybody's like, hey, if the dumbest sick fuck on the world can do it, I can do it.

So, but Biden, you know, he leads all Democrats in the polls, and he does the best, by far, head to head in beating Trump. This is his third run for president, you know, and a lot has changed since his first run. Alaska's a state.

state now. But much of his popularity, of course, Joe Biden's popularity, because he was vice president to Barack Obama, and that's really the best a white can do in the Democratic Party nowadays have a platform of, I have

a black friend. That's kind of it. And the other thing that happened, and we were off last week, the Mueller report came out. What was noteworthy was what was not in the the Mueller report. It provides tons of evidence this smaller report about

Trump's obstruction of justice and many instances where Trump people are accepting Russian help to win the election and then it comes to the conclusion but what are you going to do? And you know that guy who wrote the song Don't worry be happy? He's got a new one called

Worry. And I don't know if also why we're off Easter. I guess that's why we took off Easter. And Trump had his Easter egg roll on the White House lawn and this is true. He was bragging to a little kid that his wall is being built now

and the kid said you know I believe in the giant bunny who brings candy but that's some bullshit and I know can you imagine that you're a toddler with no idea what you're doing at the White House

and you start talking to some kid about the wall catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO On Demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.