Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #507
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Welcome to an HBO
podcast from the HBO late-night series
Real Time with Bill Maugh.
I appreciate it.
I know you're excited because there's a Democratic debate
and they asked Joe Biden about live streaming.
He said, I'm just going to hold it.
Well, we are once again
without a national security advisor.
Trump fired John Bolton this week.
That's his third one.
He fired him and now he's attacking him.
The man he hired.
just like he used to attack Jeff Sessions,
remember the attorney general, but he hired,
attacked the shit out of him.
He was always attacking these days the chair of the Federal Reserve,
who he hired.
The only administration he hates more than Obama's is his.
Oh, he outdid himself.
He was sitting with Melania yesterday
in the Oval Office talking about a big new issue
that he's on this, vaping.
Vaping, he's taken on vaping.
Vaping can be bad for your health.
And he said, that's how the first lady got involved.
she's got a son.
Yeah, with you.
She's got a son with you.
Let me jog your memory.
You were fucking Stormy Daniels.
You got to call.
Melania is in labor.
That kid, yeah.
And yet they stay together.
Not so the Palin's of Alaska.
The Sarah Palin,
did you see that?
Very sad.
They're getting divorced.
They have to 31 years of marriage.
Todd Palin filed for divorce.
He gets the house, she gets the meth lab.
Typical.
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