Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #508

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. Thank you very much. How you doing? I know why you're happy because Donald Trump was here yesterday and now he's gone.

Then he went to San Diego where he put his signature on the wall he's building. And out of habit, he drew a hurricane hitting Alabama. That's what was weird on the wall. And San Francisco, he was up in San Francisco

where the homeless problem is probably the worst. It is a lot of poop. You know, and there's people complain about it. It's a shit show. It's, uh, everybody up there walks around like Trump. They have toilet paper on the bottom of their show. It's, and now Trump is on his, he hired yesterday,

his fourth national security advisor, a man named Robert O'Brien who says he looks forward to working in the White House for many weeks. and this guy Robert O'Brien was the chief hostage negotiator. We have one of those in America. He's the expert at getting Americans released from situations where they're held against their will. And Melania is already scheduled an appointment. Nancy Pelosi, you know Nancy Pelosi, she said she's not into impeachment. And Jerry Nadler, he's the other Democrat.

There's a big fight between them. He's the head of the Judiciary Committee. He is. And, you know, the thing is, we missed our chance. Too much time has passed. For Jerry Nadler, impeachment is like his garage band from high school, you know. And he still hasn't given up the dream. And Nancy Pelosi's like, put your shirt on and get inside.

You're embarrassing the neighbors. The other scandal, Trump is suing, get this, they're trying to get his taxes now in New York State. He is suing the state of New York to stop from getting his tax. returns. What is in there? What is in those tax returns that he is so desperate to hide? Wouldn't it be funny if we found out when we got the tax returns? It said he was born in Kenya. That's you know that... Catch all new episodes of real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch him anytime on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to hb.com.