Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #514

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. Democrats are pretty excited because impeachment hearings, public hearings start next week. This is going to be must-see kind of stuff. Joe Biden says he has already

set the Ti-bo on his phonograph. He's ready for this shit. Yeah, and they had a rough Republicans. Trump had a rough week with the impeachment shit. Gordon Sandland, he was the stooge who paid a million dollars to get an ambassadorship, and he had previously testified.

Well, this week he revised his testimony because everybody else has been testifying that Trump's a crook, you know. So, originally he said there was no quid pro quo. Now he refreshed his recollection. Oh, you mean that extortion?

Yeah, it's... It's... Funny, Republicans, Republicans have gone from... There was no request to investigate the Biden. Okay, there was a request, but no quid pro quo.

Okay, a quid pro quo, but it's not impeachable to crime is not crime. Really? That's where they are. Reported today, profits at Trump's Chicago Hotel are down 89% in the last three years. You know you're at a failing Trump Hotel, by the way,

when the masseuse who's giving a massage is the same guy you unclogged the toilet an hour ago. That's a very bad sign. Thank you very much. We're going to go over here and do what we do. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO on demand.

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