Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill (Originally aired 6/19/15)

Episode Date: June 23, 2015

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Now it's time for Real Time 2.0. Your chance to listen in behind the scenes to the real-time monologue jokes America didn't hear. That's better than Friday. We should take the show right now. Well, I think I know why these people are happy because the Pope opened a can of whoop-ass today. Did you see that?

On greedy, polluting industrialist assholes, he said climate change is real. I love this. The guy who does a magic show every son. telling the Republicans to get real about science. Oh, that's the people what apes it over this Rachel Dolazal story. Have you been following this week? The woman who's pretending to be black when she was really white,

what conditioned doctors called Justin Bieber Syndrome. Yeah, she had to step down now as the head of the Spokane NAACP, and the Post will now be filled. by Spokane's other black person. So that's... Now, exciting political news this week. Jeb Bush has announced... Who gives a fuck?

Trump is in! Trump! That's right. Donald Trump announced yesterday he's running for president. He said he had to because so many people were begging him to do it. They were all comedians, but we were begging him to do it. Trump.

I mean, Hillary, of course, would be the first woman president, but Trump would be the first president with his own line of cufflings. So, yeah, his slogan is, I still believe in a place called me.

He looks, talks, and speaks like the asshole character in a 70s sitcom. I always expect the washing machine behind him to explode

and the soap bubbles go all everywhere and the waiter's going to drop a bowl of spaghetti on his head and the pants go and there's the boxer shorts with the hearts on them.

And there was a little scandal involved because it came out that some of his supporters who were at the rally yesterday were movie extras that he paid $50 an hour to be there. In his own defense, Donald Trump said today they were the finest top-quality fake supporters in the world. World-class fake supporters. Much better than a jerk, Kim Jong-un.

Thank you very much. You're all great. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.