Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #433: Richard Dawkins, Jim Parsons

Episode Date: August 12, 2017

Bill’s guests are Richard Dawkins, Jim Parsons, Jon Meacham, and Fareed Zakaria. (Originally aired 8/11/17)   Bill Maher and his guests - Richard Dawkins, Jim Parsons, Jon Meacham, and Fareed Zakaria - answer viewer questions after the show. (Originally aired 8/11/17)   Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Traffic will be easy. No, are you nervous? People are nervous. People are nervous. Everywhere. Not just here. Bill calls me today sedated himself. People are... I mean, honestly,

between the nasty tweets and the threatening statements and the escalating rhetoric, I mean, tensions are spinning out of control. And that's just between Trump and Mitch McConnell. But here's a little perspective. Now, the nuclear age began, I think this week, it was August,

right around this time in 1945. What did you think I was going to say? When we dropped two bombs? called Fat Man and Little Boy. And this week, it came full circle with a different fat man and little boy. Oh, yes. Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un,

if you haven't read about it, are trying to see who has the bigger micro penis. I mean, that's what this is all about, isn't it? I mean, this whole conflict could be resolved by two hookers willing to lie. That's all I'm saying. And, you know, I just think someday these two assholes are going to bump into each other

at the hair club for tyrants. And they're going to realize, you know what, we're not so different, you and I. We both get out of our golden bed in the morning and put on our elastic waistband pants one pudgy leg at the time. But Kim Jong-on, if you're watching, and I know he's a big HBO fan.

Not the block. Busters, Tramay, he loved. John from Cincinnati wanted to bring that back. He's crazy. Anyway, I just want to say to Kim, if you're watching, Dennis Rodman lives here. Here in L.A. Dennis Rodman lives here.

He's your friend. Maybe your only friend, and he lives here. He lives right at Newport Beach. Don't fuck with it. But... Just to be safe, since it is Los Angeles is in the crosshairs, the government is telling us, Angelinos, we should prepare an emergency survival kit.

Just the essentials, a week's worth of cronuts, a selfie stick, and a fidget spinner. Just the essentials, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, but, you know, it's amazing that a week ago, we weren't thinking about this on this level. This all started because it was revealed that North Korea succeeded in miniaturizing a nuclear bomb that they could be placed on a missile.

And now that they have mastered that, they're going to try to figure out how to grow food. So, you know, once that news got out, Trump responded in his usual, thoughtful, poisey way. And he said, North Korea, best not make any more threats or they've been met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. Oh, hey, mother of dragons, we get it. You're a badass with nuclear weapons.

Of course, knowing this administration, the launch code is probably password. Also, they've changed the hats. It says, make America glow again. That was worrisome to me. But, wow, she says. I tell you, only Donald Trump could start World War III while he's on vacation. It's easy to forget that all this saber rattling is happening from a golf club. It's Caddy Shack

meets Apocalypse now. And by the way, General Kelly, great fucking job keeping Trump under control. That really worked out well. General Kelly, oh, you did a great job. No, it was left to Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

Six months ago was head of Exxon Mobile. This is the guy now I'm counting on to stop the world from blowing out. Left to him to try and walk things back, Rex Tillerson said the other day, this is a quote, he said, I think Americans should sleep well at night. I have no concerns about this particular rhetoric

of the last few days. Yeah, that's comforting. In other words, nothing to see here, people. President, what does this button do? Was just talking out his ass again. I mean, how close does this toddler have to get to the stove? before the parents, the Republican Party, pick him up. By the way, I love this.

While all this is going on this week, Trump, from his vacation establishment, got into the opiate debate. He said he's going to end this. He said the opiate epidemic is a national emergency. And the opiate epidemic said, right back at you, big guy. All right, we got a great show,

Fareed Zakaria, John Nietzsche, and are here at a little way he's speaking with the Big Bang Theory He's incredibly talented, Jim Parsons. But first up, he's a neuroscientist, author and atheist whose new book is Science and the Soul, selected writings of a passionate rationalist.

I am proud to call him my friend, Richard Dawkins. Hey, Richard. How are you, Professor? Great to see you. Oh, of course. All right, first of all, I have to tell you, I love the title of this book, Science in the Soul, because, you know,

it makes you go, what? Well, that's the point. Yeah, that's the point. So tell us why you have you, why you put soul in a book from such a famous rationalist and scientist. And obviously, I don't mean soul in the sense of immortal soul. Well, we're Americans. Something's obvious. Soul is the catch in the throat when you look up at the Milky Way.

It's the swelling in the chest that you get when you listen to a Schubert quartet or read a Shakespeare sonnet. I'm fed up with religion hijacking the soul in this sense. They sometimes say to me, you're an atheist, how can you appreciate Beethoven, as though it has anything to do with it? Really? That's what people say. I've had that, yes. That's ridiculous.

Well, I know people say to me all the time, why can't we reconcile science and faith? And, you know, we went through this with George Bush when he said we should teach evolution as well as creationism side by side. Teach the controversy. Right, that's what they call it. You really can't have it both ways, can you?

Faith is the very opposite of it. of science. Faith is belief in something without evidence. Science insists all the time on evidence. It's based upon evidence, logical reasoning from evidence. Faith and science are completely incompatible. You think that would be non-controversial, but I know throughout history you have people who don't care for science, don't believe in science, have no use for it. It seems like nowadays it's seen as something that is actually threatening. People are literally hostile to it. Well, very much so, and you see this in the climate change debate, for example, and you see various...

Trump is very Catholic churchy. Various intellectuals who are more or less anti-science and extolling the virtues of personal opinion, subjective opinion, as opposed to objective truth. And that's been given a sort of stamp of approval by some academic disciplines. Yeah, I know you are fighting this with something I think it's called the Teacher-I-Either. Institute for Evolutionary Science? Yes. You actually are teaching people how to go into schools and teach evolutionary biology. Well, that's right.

It's run by a marvelous woman called Bertha Vasquez in Florida, who is a teacher. And the rationale is that middle school teachers have to teach science, and they can teach other parts of science. But when it comes to evolution, they meet hostility from parents, from children, and so they They don't dare do it. And so they need to be taught how to teach evolution. So what Bertha does is to run workshops for middle school teachers and prime them, arm them with how to teach evolution, how to answer the various ridiculous objections that they're

going to meet, for example. But when you meet ridiculous objections, they come from ridiculous people. I know. And I don't, I've never seen a case where logic swayed them. No, but these... There's that. I once got into trouble, and indeed I was sued for $51 million

for saying that people who don't believe in evolution are either ignorant, stupid, or insane. Now, that was taken as an insult, but actually, of course, it's a simple statement of fact. It really, it really is. Because by far the most important member of that little trilogy is ignorant. We're all ignorant of something. We're all ignorant of...

We're all ignorant of most things. We're all ignorant of most things. I'm certainly ignorant of baseball. And it's something that I would like to remedy, and then somebody can tell me about it. I could. Let's start with the infield fly roll. Okay.

Okay, so another one of your projects, I know you rescue bloggers, bloggers. This is mostly... Yes, this is something done by the Center for Inquiry, which is the organization that my foundation has just merged with. It's called Secular Rescue. And there are a number of people in mostly Islamic countries who are in danger of their lives

because they are blogging secularism, free-thinking, atheism, Bangladesh, Pakistan, places like that. And what the secular rescue program does is we don't actually do a scarlet pimpernel. We don't go rushing. in with sort of chariots and seize them. But we do provide

money and we do provide documents and find them places to go in Europe or America. And that's something that's actually happening. I mean, that's something that's we can't, people can't argue with. There is an underground railroad

basically what you're providing here for people who just want to blog about secular thoughts in the Muslim world. And yet you like I, was disinvited for an event. We have that in common. Yes, we do, we do. A badge of honor.

At the school that 50 years ago was known most for free speech, Berkeley. Now, it's not going to end of that. I don't know whether he's for us or against us, let's not ask. But I don't want to give them too much publicity because they don't deserve it, but a radio station, you were going to do an interview to

promote your book, and I won't name them, they don't deserve it, they're horrible. But here's what they said. We can't the book event, we didn't know that Hugh had offended and hurt in his tweets and other comments on Islam so many people. We don't endorse hurtful speech.

We emphatically support serious free speech. Obviously, fucking not. But we do not support abusive speech. They don't know the word abusive means. And obviously, they don't understand the concept that sometimes the truth hurts. What is... In a university...

Of all the places, yes. And not the only one in this country that's going crazy like this. No, that's right. It's an epidemic that's going on of people running scared from open speech, running scared of anybody who might come along and say something that poor little didoms is find offensive.

What does I think a university is for? I know. So what is the... How are we going to shovel our way out of this mess? Because these are the people who are on our side. That's the problem. That's what I wanted to say. I think that this radio station and these universities, they're on our side, we're on their side.

Now, I was deplatformed specifically because of what I was alleged to have said about Islam. I think that the reason they did it was probably a laudable motive. They are on the side of oppressed minorities. They think that Muslims are an oppressed minority, oppressed by people like us. Actually, of course, Muslims are oppressed by Islam. Exactly. That's right. Yes.

And criticism of a religion is not the same thing as bigotry. You know, I went through this with the Catholic Church 10 years ago. They wanted to throw me off television and they were like, you're anti-Catholic. I'm not anti-Catholic. I'm anti-child fucking.

And I'm going to point out who's guilty of that. I'm not... I'm not Islamophobic. I'm anti-keeping women instead of second-class citizens. Exactly. And throwing gay people off buildings. Yes, and of course we're not saying they all do that. No.

But... And the ones who don't are being persecuted by the ones who do. That's where the persecution comes from. So these people have identified the wrong victims of persecution. Right. It's laudable that they're on the side of people who are victims of persecution, but they've got the wrong persecutors. You know why?

No one reads a newspaper anymore. No, that's right. If it doesn't come through... At least of all the president. On your... All right. What a great. great way to end. Richard Dawkins. Thank you very much. I love you, sir. I appreciate you coming by.

Richard Dawkins, got his new book. All right, let's meet our panel. Oh, look who's here. Okay, here they are. He is the Pulitzer Prize winning author of American Lion. Andrew Jackson in the White House, available now in paperback. I call him the Meach, John Meacham. He's a Washington Post column as at host. of CNN's Farid Zakaria GPS. You all know, Farid Zakaria. Okay. What an all-star panel.

It's like it's my birthday. Okay, boys. Now, I know that right away we should probably talk about North Korea. And by the way, Kim Jong-un, if you're tuning in late, Dennis Rodman does live here. It's very nearby.

You'd kill him. You'd kill your only friend. and saw it what you did to your uncle, so, you know. Okay. Good news is we're not in Guam. No, we're not in Guam. Yeah, I'd be shitting my pants there. So everybody seems to be saying the same thing about North Korea.

So let me come out of left field and give the contrarian view. Trump is a madman. He's saying crazy things. What if it works? What if madman versus madman? I mean, we've had no good policy toward this problem for 20 years through many. administrations of both parties. Well, if by

it working, you mean that Trump saying what he's saying will get the North Koreans to actually denuclearize, I would give him the Nobel Prize. I think that is highly, highly, highly unlikely to happen. I think that the North Koreans, look, if you look at it from North Korea's point of view,

they feel totally embattled. They feel surrounded by, you know, enemies or friends that don't care much for them. The most powerful country in the world. Trump fighter. The most powerful country in the world, the United States, has constantly said it wants to change the regime and in some way they'll destroy the country. If you were in that situation, you'd want to buy insurance.

And in the world of international relations, insurance is nuclear weapons. So Trump, by being more bellicose, by threatening more, is actually, to my mind, making them stick even more closely to these nuclear weapons. Why are they going to give them up when, you know, he's making it clear, look, we're going to attack you. And what they keep saying is, well, guess what? We've got nukes. And, you know, you don't tend to attack people with nukes.

He's incentivizing their hawkishness, because why does someone want nuclear weapons? They want to be members of a club that only has nine members. From 1945 to today, so for 70-something years, we've basically averaged one country every eight years joins the club. Right? They're only nine. United States, Great Britain, Israel, China, Pakistan. Israel. I'm going to miss a couple.

Israel. And what we're really looking at here is the elemental, primal drive of a regime to have the same amount of respect on the world stage as those other nine powers. And so when you bait them, and that was baiting, I think he thought he was being Churchill, but he sounded a little bit more like us... He doesn't actually know who that is. I think he thought he was being Jean-Claude von Daum. Well, there you go.

Look, and the chances... And here's the danger, it seems to me. John is exactly right. I don't know which is worse. Either he's bluffing or he's not. The chances are he's bluffing. Does he know? His whole life, he's made empty threats.

Right? I mean, it's like... Forget it next week. I agree. You know, and in a way, he really thinks that nobody will remember. I said, I'm going to tell you this amazing stuff about Obama's birth certificate. Nothing.

I'm going to recognize Taiwan. Nothing. I'm going to get Mexico to pay. for the wall, nothing, and he just moves on. But this is different. But the danger is, what if he's not bluffing? And what if, you know, one of the things I worry about is,

we know all he does is watch cable news. What if he's watching us? And he says, I'm going to show Belmar and Fareed Zakaria. I'm going to go to war. It's like, I want to Mr. President, if you're watching layoff. You know what? I'd be happy to be humiliated. Just don't

start a nuclear war to prove me wrong. The PGA. Trump. That's right. say the PGA tournament's on the golf channel. It's really good, sir. Okay, so I must tell you, my bigger fear,

I am afraid of North Korea attacking it. Besides Armageddon. My bigger fear is we're becoming North Korea. Can I give you a few examples from this week? Okay, Jeff Sessions, under attack, rose strongly to have a press conference this week about leaks, media leaks, which no one cares about.

It was a press conference for one person, Donald Trump. When state government is functioning that way, when you're doing a press conference, it would be seen by just the dear leader. Okay, we found out from Vice News this week that Trump gets a flattery folder twice a day. Yeah. At 9.30 in the morning,

and then at 4.30 in the afternoon. It's like a snickers for the ego. He gets... He foregoes the daily and... intelligence briefing, which he barely gets, but he gets the daily flattery report. It's like something out of the Lion King. Right.

It's just that... It just has, like, good clipping. Sometimes just pictures of him looking strong. Okay. Did you see Putin one-uped him with the picture of Putin bare-chested fishing? I got that coming later in the show. Yes.

It is government by Instagram and how many likes you get. Yes. It really is. Country is. Okay. So then... We found that almost half the Republicans in the country are willing to postpone the 2020 election if we find out that illegal immigrants are voting, which we know factually they don't, hasn't happened.

But he put that in the water the day after the inauguration. And now there's a commission to find it out. So his drooling idiots will believe anything. So, okay, we're talking about canceling elections. We found out last week the voting machines can be hacked in less than an hour. He thanked Putin. Our president thanked Putin for

expelling 750 American diplomats from Russia. And the coup de grace, I thought, Fox News op-ed by Chris Steyerwalt, not familiar with him, but I don't watch Fox News. Would you even care if he was guilty? There it is. That's the headline.

He says, the stock market's up, unemployment's down, the economy seems to be picking up steam, streets are safe, nation is mostly secure, does it matter whether or not the president is a crook? So we started with,

we had no contact with the Russians, then we went to, okay, but no collusion. Then, okay, collusion, but collusion isn't a crime. Now we've come all the way to, is it such a crime to commit a crime? Right. Right. You know,

This is what I worry about, what I have called the slow-moving coup. Yeah. And the thing about postponing the election is at the risk of self-parody. One of the greatest moments in American history, I think, is the fact that we had an election in 1864, with half the country in an armed state of treasonous rebellion. And people said to Lincoln, you shouldn't do it. And he said, if we cancel or even postpone a free election,

then those in rebellion will have already won. And we therefore had what Shelby Foote called the crossroads of our being, the great existential moment of American life, which I think we're living in another existential moment, for all the reasons, the catalog of horrors, the basket of deplorables. And that was just this week. Oh, no.

That was Thursday, baby. Yeah. And, you know, one of the great tells about Trump, you said, well, we remember it next week. Whenever he says next week, you know he's making it up. Because he'll say, I wouldn't have more on that next week. The longest weeks in cosmic history. You know, the thing that worries me is, as part of this, is the polarization is now of a different kind. So we did this special on Trump, White Trump won.

Right, yeah. And what we found was the voters, the Trump voters, why were they sticking with him? You'd say, well, he's not particularly conservative on a lot of issues. It didn't matter. Ideology was irrelevant. He hasn't got anything done. It didn't matter. Competence wasn't important.

It was essentially a kind of tribal identification that said, we so hate these, you know, urban, overeducated elites that tell us. Yes. That tell us, you know. You assholes. Exactly. Exactly. Absolutely. And we are going to stick with this guy. Luckily Hillary wasn't that, right?

Exactly. Exactly. And we're going to stick with this guy no matter what. We'll stick with him to the end rather than... There's never going to be a point where Trump voter says, you know what? The New York Times' version of Donald Trump was right. And I was wrong. That ain't going to happen.

Well, speaking in New York Times, here's Ross Douth at this week. He was talking about our recent history. And he said, other than when Obama was on the ballot, because Obama was an exceptional politician, he said, a party that's terrible at governing, I'm guessing he means the Republicans, can still win elections if the other party is worse at politics.

And I feel like that's the problem we're in. The Democrats are horrible at politics. And the ideal, the ideal of the American experiment was that these would not be separate states. They would be different realms, with a very porous border. Good politics is often good governing and vice versa.

And we have, really in the last 50 years, I'd say, certainly since the end of the Roosevelt era, we have managed to break these apart into where campaigning and the permanent campaign is a perpetual game

of now cable news paintball. It's just whatever, you just whatever it is, you shoot them and you hope you hit them. And it is, it is dissociated from the actual work of governance. Great politicians govern well. Ronald Reagan, you can disagree all day long with what he did.

But he understood that there was a connection between what he said and what he had to do to govern. He understood there was a connection between his life experience, which was being a labor negotiator out here, and being president. And so with Trump, it's about entertainment. I mean, we're all trapped on an endless loop of the apprentice. But he has. Yeah.

But he has. And I want to be fired. And nobody. Or you really want to fire him. Well, as ever, Farid, but you don't know how to be. As ever, Farid, but he's better. But I feel like there's one piece that Trump has tapped into, and Republicans do very well, which is this sense that they're the victims of this liberal elite that is governing. And I think to myself, you've got the White House, the House of Representatives, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and almost two-thirds of state legislatures, and you're the oppressed minority.

You're running the damn country. How can everything be going so badly if you're in charge? Because the head guy is a whiny little bitch. Certainly trained them well on that. All right. So, you know, among the myriad things that Trump makes bad, bad, he knows two words, sad, bad, is that he constantly emboldens the wrong people.

Certainly overseas, he loves dictators. But here at home, this is happening this weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia. Look at this. ready for a white nationalist rally on Sunday. Apparently, they're so emboldened they are all meeting the biggest one they've had in decades. The alt-right, the KKK, white supremacists, neo-Nazis. It's a veritable rainbow coalition of white trash.

And we're calling it Crackercella. They've got some great stuff lined up. They've got seminars. Would you like to hear some of the bands that are playing at Crackett? Okay. Even Whiter Snake is playing there. The Talking Hoods are terrific. M.C. Himmler is on the bill.

Mike and the Eugenics. Men not at work are there. Blondie is playing there. Oh, wait, that's Milo. Earthwind and Furor. And, of course, Ted Nugent. And they also have some seminars for the people there, like How to Be an Ante Semite and Still Love Seinfeld.

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why do we all work at Denny's? Okay, he is the supernova of the Big Bang Theory and executive producer and narrator of the new documentary series First Inhuman airing Thursdays at 9 on Discovery. Jim Parsons, everybody. Are you, sir? What a pleasure to me. Oh, yeah. No, no.

I wanted to meet you for a long time. And I know we have a lot of serious things to discuss. But first off, I just have to say, your show, always funny, always on the plane. Oh, yes, yes. You cannot take a plane ride in America. No, we have a captive audience on many airlines, and we have abused them for a decade now.

Well, you know, I just want to say, we live in an era where entertainment is so fragmented. So to be part of something that is that much of a broad hit... I agree. I agree. You agree that you're great. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that it is fantastic that anything could be shared amongst some people. Not everybody loves it, that's fine, but it could be shared amongst different generations.

It's funny. You don't know? Yeah, absolutely. It's a hip show in an old format. Yeah. You know. Thank you. Yeah.

And that's... And that's quite a baller contract you have. It's, I've, people have done worse. It's a lot of money. Yeah, what do you do with all that money, Jim? I'm here talking to you as an elite. I don't know. I don't know.

But I know you're, you know, you're really a very curious guy, and you do this podcast. I've heard it many times, and it's called, you know, Jim Parsons is too stupid for politics, which is... Truth in advertising. Not true. Enough true. But why do you...

say that. I mean, I get for the premise of the show so that you can be explained stuff. I wanted it to be obviously it's somewhat tongue and cheek, but look, when I really wanted to do it, I wanted to be Jim Parsons is too stupid to vote. And it was coming right for the election. They were, we don't want to talk about voting.

But I kind of meant that. And what I meant was really the level and the volume of the discussion is so loud that I realized how many things I really don't know what the hell we're talking about when you break it down. Like, we recently had a show about NATO.

And I still can't really tell you exactly what it is, but I know better than I did. And I thought it was a good example of something that you hear about it. And you're like, oh, your whole life you grew up with something like NATO, NATO. And then you're like, wait a minute, what is that? Why do we care? That's the fault of the educational system. I agree with you. I agree that we don't-

And you are not even a millennial, right? You're... Oh, my, I'm nearly as old as you, Bill. I'm sorry. Finish your thought. I thought it was a way to connect. I didn't realize how horrible of it sound. No, no, no.

I feel... I mean, I wish that were true. We're Xers, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Xers. No, you are Generation X. I was just reading this article about it

in Vanity Fair this week. It's pretty interesting about how they're saying that the last generation with a toll back to reality. Really? Yes, but look,

even when I went to high school, the rot had already set in. Like in history, they were teaching many courses. They weren't teaching, you will appreciate it. They were not teaching like, this happened and this happened and this happened. That's called history. If they did that, you'd know what the fuck NATO was. You're absolutely right.

You got to teach that first. But you know things as basic as how people get elected and what it means to be on a school board and what it means to grow up from that and go to the city council and what the hell ever. See, exactly. But you know. Do you remember this moment where Trump went after the House of the House of? of representatives passed the health care bill. Trump held this big celebration

in the Rose Garden, and I think he thought the bill had passed. I think he didn't know it has to go to the Senate. He thinks... Executive orders. Executive orders are laws. Yeah. And he signs him on those Trump Tower Cafe Minutes. You know what I mean? That leather bound.

A wine list, sir? A wine list for you? They really are the biggest things I've ever seen. which is his thing says a lot. Okay. I don't know what's happened to me. I didn't want to come out here. What's happening? What's happening is I'm going to talk to you about one serious subject because I know it's very close to your heart and your show on the Discovery Channel. Yes. The secrets of Building 10. Tell us what Building 10 is.

Building 10. And this is something I didn't know. Which is insane to me, which is one of the reasons I'm so happy to be a part of it. It's Building 10 is a building that's part of the National Institutes of Health. It's the largest clinical research hospital in the world. We founded it. Harry Truman, President Truman, was like, brought the cornerstone for it in the early 50s. And this is a place where people with incurable diseases go, and they both obviously really hope for a cure that they'll find. But they're really volunteering themselves for study. And they go into hospital rooms that right across the hall of laboratories where they're doing minute-by-minute research on these people and testing new things on them and monitoring them. And I was awed by the whole process

and the bravery of people to put themselves in that position, number one. But number two... Wait, they have incurable diseases. Yes, and so this is their last hope. Yeah, sure. No, I hear you. I mean, I never understand. But it is a level of we're going to pinch and poke at you,

but in a good way, they care. Because you're going to die if we don't. Okay. Okay. Here's the... I mean, why do we... We have to always... Is it the brave?

Is that the problem? Yes. It's like, you know, he bravely battled cancer. What did I like, I give up. You got me cancer. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me tell you brave. Okay, so...

Listen to me, real quick. There's a lot of doctors across the country that discourage their patients from going here because they think that they're volunteering to be poked in like a cynical way. Cynical way. All right, let me bring it. That's not right.

Can you help perhaps? You're a doctor. But if they're doing... But if they're doing it. If you're doing it ironically, that's wrong. I don't like being here I've decided. I'm not watching anymore. No, no, no, no.

Off the DVR. No, I'll be back. Let me bring us together with Donald Trump. The National Institute for Health is really one of the incredible jewels of the American citizens. I mean, it's amazing what we've done. The Trump budget has a $5 billion cut in it. I mean, this is an extraordinary. This is something we do that's a good.

gift to science, it's a gift to the world, it's a gift to America, particularly for health. But that's a huge job, I mean, I think it goes from $31 billion to $26 billion. It's the largest cut. I mean, they would be decimated. We spent more on golf carts for him this week.

Right. That costs a lot to protect the golfing he does. It's true. Okay. So, let me ask about your, you're an American, right? Very much so. Okay. And did you ever do a podcast about immigration? and that issue? That way you wanted to learn more?

Because you're going to learn more now. We all are. We touched on it when the ban happened and when he first came into office. Okay. So you wrote an interesting article, basically saying, and it gets at a bigger issue, which I'm always trying to get at,

which is how can Democrats ever win a damn election again? And you talk about immigration, and you say, there's a perfect example of an issue. I think from 2012 to 2016 had the most flip, right? Okay. and that the Democrats are sort of absolutist on it, and they're losing that middle ground. So you can probably explain it better than I can.

Sure. Look, first of all, there's the substance of the issue, which is there has been a lot of illegal immigration into the country. There's no question those illegal immigrants do depress the wages of working men and women in the United States who are citizens. I mean, it just stands to reason, right, that's happening. Secondly, there's been a lot of legal immigration. In 1970, the number of foreign borns in the United States was about four and a half.

It's now about 14%. So it's a big shift to take in and to digest. Worthy of a debate? Worthy of a debate and worthy of talking about, well, how would you assimilate better? What are the issues? Democrats, I think, partly because they decided that they were going to chase this idea of the kind of the great Hispanic majority that is emerging, decided to become completely absolutist on it.

And I think they're missing the point. There are a lot of Americans who are ready to listen to the Democrats on the economic message. All the data shows this. But they think the Democrats don't get them on some of these cultural issues. This would be a perfect one to have some kind of a, you know, a reasonable open debate and talk about

more assimilation. I'm not sure I get them, and I do read the paper. But yes, I understand why people who don't even read the paper look at the Democrats on this issue and just think that their policy is, come one, come all, that they live in this cult of celebrating

diversity. And also they think that you know, the more Latinos who come here, and they vote illegally, because they don't check that out. We're going to postpone that. Right. Because of all that. They're going to be at the Incurable's hospital.

But it also plays into a perennial tendency. You can pick and choose founders' quotes for these things. But even Alexander Hamilton, who apparently sang this at the Constitutional Committee, said that you, You have to be careful about immigrants who might not adapt to the national spirit. You had moments after... Which we call values now.

Well, in the revolutions of 1848, which I know you want to talk about at length. I do. There was a crackdown. After the Bolshevik Revolution, there was a crack down. We have just been ambivalent about the numbers of folks that we've wanted to allow in at different times. and so it's not racist to debate immigration. And unfortunately, because I think the rhetoric on the Republican side has gone so far, it feels that way. I think that's right.

And you also quote this guy Samuel Huntington in the article who says, That's a great quote, isn't it? Would America be America if it wasn't founded by British Protestants? If it was founded by the French, the Spanish, or the Portuguese. He says, if America were founded not by British dissenting Protestants, but by French Catholics or Spanish Catholics or Portuguese Catholics, would it be America? He says, no, it would be Quebec or Mexico or Brazil, right? That it's not just the ideas. There is a kind of culture that binds us together, and it's important to try to ask how do we make sure immigrants buy into that culture.

So if we ask questions about Muslim immigration, we would like it to be people. like Dr. Dawkins and myself, not to just look upon as, well, it has to be a racist reason for that. First of all, it's not a race, it's a religion. But we're talking about those shared values. Right. I think anyone coming in, you'd want to say, how do you make sure that they,

and part of what has happened is on the left, there's been a kind of multiculturalism that says everything is equal, all these other cultures are equal. And look, I can say as an immigrant, if I wanted to maintain Indian culture, I could have stayed in India. Right.

The reason I came to America was because I admired American culture. Right. Right. And age. The first things I said on my old show is if you're going to come to the melting pot, melt a little. Yeah.

It's got to melt a little. That is more. That is more. Yeah. You can't take a driver's license photo in a burqa. We have to see your face. I feel that way about leaving Tennessee. But

Anyway, but they have Jack Daniels and cross the state line. But the point is, no, there was someone who agrees to some degree with Huntington's argument is a historian we both know, Gordon Wood, who pointed out, at least for the first time in my reading experience, that America is not an ethnic nation. It's not a religious nation. It's not a tribal nation. It is devoted to an idea. And an idea that was best articulated in one of the most important,

sentences ever written in the English language by a man who lived in Charlottesville, Virginia, where that awful rally is taking place, that all men are created equal. He did not, Jefferson did not include everyone in that sentence. But the story of America is the expansion of that sentence. The ever unfolding, however slow, however tragic, inclusion of meaning. And that's the American story. We actually have made progress. A lot of other nations have not. And the other problem about immigration, an interesting thing about immigration is people aren't trying to leave, for God's sake, they're trying to come in. And so we have to be doing something right. Right. Okay. I have one more question before we went out of time, which is some Democrats now

are saying that the Russia story does not test well for them. No, I'm not kidding. Gavin Newsom is here next year. I'm a big fan of his, but he's one of the people who said it, and I want to argue with him about it. Because this to me is the problem. Democrats have to get to you're a larger issue about Democrats. They chase polls. Republicans don't do that. Republicans change polls. They're never intimidated

by them. Russia doesn't test well. Make it test well. Because it's not over. It's an ongoing story. I don't even know why we need Bob Mueller. Don Jr. took a meeting after he got a memo, an email from the Russian

saying, we got dirt. Let's work together on this election. I don't You know, the Democrats act like, unless it would hold up in a court of law, you can't, and the Republicans are like, fuck that. This is the court of public opinion. How about Don Jr. is a traitor already? You know, they sent him this email. Look at me getting all excited.

I'm glad. That's really inspiring. They sent him this email, if you don't remember, that said, we have dirt on Hillary Clinton, and he sent back, I love it. That's the crime already. If you sent me an email that said, I have child porn, and I wrote back, I love it. I'd love to see what you have.

That's already the... And his... Keep me... I don't think you need control. No, I think you're going to be fine. Are you going to work for this? I like the pounding. That's good.

And the defense is, it turned out they had nothing. So in other words, the defense, so often in the Trump administration, it was total incompetence. We couldn't even manage the collusion. It's like it turned out there was nothing. We could have...

I don't know. I don't know who is. in my office. It'd be like the guy coming to you and you were saying, I didn't like this, this porn. I'll bet you a bottle of Jack Daniel for us all over. Donald Trump says, it was a great, it was the greatest meeting ever. Only we

could have done this meeting. But I mean, isn't it amazing that Democrats cannot keep a real scandal going? When we heard about Benghazi for four years, I'm sorry. Preach, Bill, preach. Amen, brother.

That was your amen behind. Amen, Bill. Amen. No, it's true, though. We've been through, all we do is investigations. All we've talked about with the past three presidents in his investigations, and suddenly it's like, this is a waste of time.

I mean, what? I think I know why this. I think I have a theory about why this is. I think the Democrats do have a long historical memory, which is not always a great thing. And I think they remember McCarthy. And I think that McCarthy, not Charlie, although that's what Trump would think, is... No, he'd think Jenny.

Well... Exactly. But we're living in a Roy Cone era, right? McCarthy's lawyer, we don't even have to make this up. Joe McCarthy's lawyer was Donald Trump's lawyer. It's not even a jump over a doctor. And mentor. And mentor.

who was the master of inventing a headline and saying, we're chasing a witness. Right. They never find that witness. You know, but they just, of keeping, it was a tabloid sensibility. And I think that for a long time, say if you, Chris,

Democrats have been worried about investigative stories because they think of it as a McCarthyite undertaking. What they have not learned is that, guess what, Watergate all turned out to be true. Yeah. Right. And so I think they jump over Watergate in a way that's not helpful. You're not crying wolf if there's a wolf. Exactly. Got to go out of New Rules. I wish we could stay all night. You boys are a lot of fun, but New Rules, everybody.

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party from this to this. Because that's all they are now. Trools. People who get off on provoking other people who are trying to have an adult conversation. Americans keep wondering, why is it that

all this White House seems to do is pick childish fights when we have so many big problems? Why is Trump still attacking Hillary? She's not in office. All you have to do, drive her out of the woods. Republicans seven years to come up with a health care plan.

Why don't they have one? Oh, snowflakes. Trolls don't have health care plans. They write, lazy-lived moochers want health care? Try getting a job. That is their health care plan. Because they're not well. If the other side is shedding liberal tears,

it doesn't matter if you crash the health insurance market, or the prisons overflow, or Putin takes Italy. Look at all those snowflakes whining. We did that. It's why Trump made Scott Pruitt, the EPA's biggest critic, head of the EPA. Republicans used to be against lead

in the drinking water. Now they're happy to poison their children if it'll make Al Gore sad. Why does Trump love coal? Same reason there are people out there now intentionally modifying their trucks to produce more air pollution. Republicans aren't in opposition party now.

They're the Democrats' crazy ex-girlfriend. And job one, job only, is to make liberals freak. Like carrying assault rifles into a restaurant, or a snowball into Congress, or suddenly tweeting for no reason that transgender people are now banned from the military. You think Trump cares who serves in our military? As long as it's not him, he's good.

people say why does Trump tweet so much? Those tweets are a distraction. No, the tweets are the whole point. Governing is the distraction. You remember this picture? Trump, right after he fired Comey, welcoming the Russian spymaster into the Oval Office to give our intel to him

a move that left most people stunned. But not his people. Their reaction wasn't, OMG. What a traitor. It was L-O-W-W-R-W-R. well, what a troll. Puppet? You're the puppet. Anytime you see that shit-eating grin, you know it's troll time. Here it is again a couple of months ago when Trump invited to the White House, the Axis of Stupid, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin, the Denaria

stillborn of the House of Pancakes. And Sarah Palin perfectly defined her party's transformation that day when she said of liberals, it's really funny to me to see their sploty heads keep splodin. Ha ha, ha, Sarah. Splodin, just like your meth lab. Ten years ago, trolls

weren't even a thing. Or if they were, we had a different word. Sadist. Now they run the country. And by run it, I mean can't and won't. That's our show. I will be at the Microsoft right here in L.A. October 7th.

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