Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #441: Janice Min, Daryl Davis
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Welcome to an HBO
podcast from the HBO
Late Night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Start the clock.
That is so kind of you.
I am hesitant to say that the president
had hit a new low because you'll think it's a repeat.
It's not. It's October 20th, 2017.
A week for the history books,
also for the books about abnormal psychology.
So here's what America was debating about this week.
On Monday, Trump called the pregnant widow.
of a dead American soldier to console her
and wound up pouring salt in the wound
and feuding with her all week.
Who knew empathy was so complicated?
I mean, if you could take a week
where it was revealed that Harvey Weinstein
sexually assaulted every single female
in show business and still be the worst fat gross creep?
And, you know, all of this came about
because the same Trump pattern.
Bluff, lie, attack.
Because, you know, he doesn't know anything.
So when he's asked about something, he's got a bluff.
And then when they call him on the bluff, then he lies.
And then when they call him on the lie, he attacks.
So this is exactly what happened.
Three weeks ago, four of our green berets were killed in the African country of Niger,
and Trump didn't say anything for two weeks.
But someone put him on the spot about it last week.
So he bluffed and said, I wrote them letters.
Of course, he didn't.
We didn't even know about them because they didn't do anything
that would get on his race.
like kneel at a football game.
Calm down, Bill,
roaming.
Two minutes into this story,
I'm gonna, my head's gonna explode.
Anyway, but then he says,
forget the letters.
I was just waiting
for the right time to call,
which in the case of the widow
of Sergeant La David Johnson
turned out to be when she was in the car
going to the airport
to accept the body.
This is when Trump thinks
it is a good time
to say to her,
he knew what he signed up.
up for. Somewhere Rex Tillerson is saying, I told you he was a moron. And then Trump drags General
John Kelly, his chief of staff, into this, because Kelly's own son was killed in Afghanistan,
and Obama never called. So he sent out Kelly yesterday to defend his own inept call and stupid lies.
And I feel bad for General Kelly, having to defend this vile ninkum poop. On the other hand,
he knew what he signed up for.
Now, look, I know General Kelly
is the only thing that stands between us
and World War III.
But this was not his finest hour.
He spent a lot of time smearing
this Congresswoman who was in the car
doing her job, and she was a friend
supporting the widow
when Trump's call came in.
So Kelly does what Republicans always do.
They invent new rules.
I thought I had new rules.
No, they have new rules.
Like, you know, if you criticize
the president overseas, it insults the troops.
Oh, is that...
Yeah, that's always been...
No, they just...
So, he vents his new rule.
A phone call from a president
to a widow is sacred,
and if it comes on a speakerphone,
you can't listen in.
She wasn't listening in.
She didn't tap the woman's phone.
She happened to be in the car.
And also, what kind of cretan
in the whole history of the world
has ever had to deny something
he said during a condolence call?
So...
Then General Kelly,
a short list of things that would always, in his youth, he said,
I always thought would be sacred, but no longer are.
And he says, women, gold star families, above all, this is what we should hold sacred,
women and gold star families.
Now, if excuse me, I need to get back to defending my boss, the pussy grapper who insults war with us.
Oh, and it actually gets worse.
Because of this subject coming up, we found out this week that back.
in June, Trump was on a condolence call to a father of someone who died, and apparently was so moved by his plight.
He said, I'm going to do it. No president's ever done. I'm going to write you a personal check for $25,000.
And then never sent it. Or what he calls the art of the deal.
But, you know, he needs that $25 grand, because this happened this week. Donald Trump dropped 92 spots on the Forbes list of richest Americans.
he was also dropped to number two
on Forbes' list of disgusting sex predators
so he's at a terrible weed
Oh, the right wing
I mean not that he isn't the horrible
It's Lee's Harvey White Street
But the right wing media frenzy
Over Harvey Weinstein
I tell you the men of Fox News are like
Those of us who are left here are outraged
And you know
It is important to remember why all this side show shit is going on
You know real policy moves
are being made that affect all of our lives.
I mean, just this week,
Trump's trying to dismantle Obama's Iran deal,
Obama's clean power plan.
One guy, I know.
Eric, you brought a friend.
Trying to, of course, get rid of Obamacare.
I mean, everything Obama touched has got to go.
You know this Confederate statutes in the South
that are such an eyesore?
It's too bad Obama didn't put them up
because they'd all be gone by now.
Well, let's end on a happy note.
I know Angelina's are thrilled.
It's not my team.
But the Dodgers are in the World Series.
No, the Dodgers are such a favorite to win.
They have already declined their invitation to the White House.
And you folks are on the country.
You know, if you're going to watch the World Series,
Dodger fans are notorious for showing up late and leaving early.
Like Trump in Puerto Rico.
Anyway, we got a great show.
James Carville, Margaret Hoover, and Eric Erickson are here.
She'll be speaking with author Daryl Davis, but first up, she is the former editor and an owner of the Hollywood Reporter Billboard Media Group. Please welcome Janice Min.
Hey Janice.
Great pleasure to see you. How are you?
I'm well.
Okay, so you're a bit of a newsmaker yourself because, you know, the Hollywood reporter, right?
Yes.
...the ones who were on this story with Harvey Weinstein before anybody else, and it was hard to...
It's hard to land that whale on this.
sure, wasn't it?
It was really hard.
And I have to tell you, Harvey Weinstein
has loomed over me for seven years.
The whole time I have done The Hollywood Reporter.
Literally loomed over you?
Because he's loomed over a lot of women.
Many, many women, yes.
He, you know, one of the first conversations I ever had,
I had hired a reporter named Kim Masters,
who was the first person I ever hired.
And the first conversation we had,
she told me about a conversation she had had with Harvey Weinstein.
And it was off the record, but I'll tell you what she asked him.
And she said, Harvey, well, he said to her, you know, what do you want to know?
And she said, I heard you rape women.
What do you have to say about that?
And so there are two publicists in the room with them who are sort of like, hamane, humana,
humana. And so from that point on, because I knew what his answer was,
that we really put an effort, put a lot of effort towards trying to.
What was his answer?
I can't say.
It was an off-the-record conversation, but it didn't.
Oh, you took us down that road.
Yes, I know.
I know.
But...
And I can't impugn him, obviously.
Oh, boy. Okay.
But it definitely didn't make me doubt all the smoke that was in the air.
But it is funny that in this age where nothing we can agree on, the one thing that is bipartisan is treating women like this, right?
Is treating women like...
Yes.
I mean, that liberals do it, conservative...
I mean, the liberals get caught, the conservatives get caught.
Yes.
Do you see, is there any pattern you see differently with like between liberals and conservatives on this or how their communities react to it?
I mean, I think the only pattern we see is that is how prevalent it is and how there are walls of secrecy around these cases of abuse everywhere, whether it's Penn State, whether it's the Catholic Church, whether it's, you know, the White House politics, that these things, there's always a, there are always people covering up for them or enabling.
Yes. And I've, you know, I've heard.
the conservatives say, you know, it took a village to help, you know, Harvey Weinstein,
but it also took a village to elect the other sex predator.
Well, I mean, completely.
A much bigger village, you know.
I mean, I sort of have this feeling.
I had lunch today with two prominent women in Hollywood who said that it's actually been a welcome relief
to talk about Harvey Weinstein this week instead of Donald Trump for once.
But, you know, I have this theory that I think it's all just sublimated anger towards Donald
Trump is whole feeding frenzy.
It's the one-year anniversary of the Access Hollywood tapes.
And he gets elected, and this guy, there is some possible, tangible crime and punishment that will happen now.
What do you think conservatives have also said this week that, you know, those of us who left at Mike Pence were following the Billy Graham rule.
If you're not familiar with the Billy Graham rule, probably many of you are practicing it right now.
It's if you're married, you never have like a meal or a drink with a single woman.
And I think when you go to any place where it serves alcohol,
you bring your wife because the chicks could get out of control
and attack Mike Pence.
Right.
But they say, well, if that, you know,
if the liberals had practiced that, then Harvey, you know,
the woman wouldn't be in this situation with Harvey Weinstein.
Yeah, that doesn't quite make sense.
Let's remember, this is a man who calls his wife mommy or mother
or whatever's going on there.
He doesn't have, like, Pence.
Pence.
Pence.
Yeah, no, Harvey, I don't think he did that.
But the...
One for Harvey.
But, I mean, it's sort of...
Harvey Weinstein is just emblematic
of this whole larger issue that we have not been able to solve.
And hopefully this makes that conversation happen more
of women not being treated equally,
not being in positions of power.
And I think this whole thing has made me feel
in the last week.
I knew this was going on in Hollywood,
but not to this extent.
And you feel like, you know, if you're on your iPhone or your phone, like every 30 minutes, a news alert comes out about someone else that was a victim.
It reminds me a little, I remember in the 90s, my dear old friend, still my friend, Roseanne, talked about child molestation.
Right.
And I don't think it, and I, but I remember everybody being like, oh, she's exaggerating.
Right.
Of course, we know it exists, but it's not widespread like she's saying.
She's not how she was right.
Right.
And we found it, it is kind of really widespread or way more than we thought.
But it's so mind-boggling.
And I remember when I first learned about campus rape, for example.
And I remember thinking, oh, it could never be that pervasive.
Who wants to have sex with a comatose woman?
Like, that's, like, how weird do you have to be?
Like, they're not enough people.
It must be more about power.
Absolutely.
Because I think, like, isn't it easier to, they should teach a course in health class in school,
like how to be attractive to a woman.
Right.
Even Harvey Weinstein, who is ugly.
One might say.
Flat out ugly.
Ugly men.
Can be a... Humphrey Bogart was not good-looking.
Correct.
You can... Harvey Weinstein could have lost $135,000.
Like, just groomed, dress fly, be considerate.
Right.
Like, actually be interested.
There is a way, Harvey, you actually could have gotten a woman to go to bed with you willingly.
Right.
I don't understand why that wouldn't have been so much more satisfying.
O'Reilly.
You know, it's always about this, you know, it's...
It's more power, don't you think?
It is 100% about power, but, you know, Harvey is not, he was not just a sexual offender.
He was also physically assaulting men.
And he was known for, you know, he punched his brother in the nose, broke his nose.
He was known in meetings to throw things at people.
And if you ever meet people who worked at the Weinstein Company or Miramax Harvey's companies,
there is a palpable PTSD around them where, you know, they, I mean, like,
but, you know, I would sometimes make this joke with him,
Oh, are you in a Harvey Survivor's Group?
And it's not funny, you know?
Right.
And they are really stricken.
But the amazing thing about the secrecy that goes around sexual assault,
they would tell you funny stories, funny stories about, you know, his temper and freakouts and bad behavior.
But no one, no one in seven years would ever go on the record and say he sexually assaulted someone.
And think, you know, what I kept thinking is, if it's just like this in Hollywood with rich, famous people.
Right.
When do we get to the poor women in the country?
That's, you know, I think about some...
Absolutely.
Because, you know, we're working at the Tyson food plant
chopping heads off chickens on a conveyor belt all day
for $10 an hour, and the shift boss, you know,
is like hinting he wants a blood job or I could hire somebody else.
What is that poor woman do?
Well, okay, I mean, I think, you know, this has also made me think this week about...
I mean, this is a country that since 1923 has been unable to...
to pass an equal rights amendment, that we are, that we, you know, we believe, we say,
and you grow up thinking that women are treated equally.
And then, but no one is able to legislate that because people, I think, too many people at heart
don't want it, are not comfortable with it.
And it's a basic, just, we're basically fundamentally saying women should be paid the same,
should have equal rights.
And we can't even as a country agree on that.
So when you, you see how that trickles down to workplace harassment, the ability to have
recourse, the ability to go to HR department.
and not think that the HR department's not going straight to Roger Ailes
and asking Roger Ailes how to fix it.
And you've seen that you saw that happen at the Weinstein Company.
You know, you feel, I think if you're a victim of sexual harassment or assault, you feel trapped.
We're also losing our ability to talk about things.
Right.
I mean, SNL didn't do Harvey Weinstein jokes and got shit about it.
Right.
And then James Corden did some.
Right.
And he got shit about it.
Yes.
So which is it?
And aren't publicists telling their clients?
I just don't talk about it.
It's a terrible state for America to be in about any issue, just in general.
Like, we are just too afraid to talk about it.
It's crazy.
Right, right.
Well, I mean, I feel like we're a little bit in like Robes Pierre French Revolution times here.
Right. I say it every week, the purity police.
Well, the, and I'll give you two examples this week that I thought were really unfortunate.
One of them was Ben Affleck, who released a really nice statement about supporting the women.
And there was an unfortunate, very inappropriate incident.
He did 12 years ago, I believe it was, on MTV's TRL, where he grabbed a woman's breast.
I think under no circumstances anyone thinks that was a good thing.
But do you think Ben Affleck will ever talk about this topic again?
Never in a million years, I'm assuming.
And then another incident, Molly Ringwald, the actress who a lot of us grew up with,
she wrote a piece in The New Yorker about why she left Hollywood, moved to Paris.
And a lot of it involved sexual assault and harassment, you know, including when she was the age of 13,
some crew member asking her to dance and he had an erection.
I mean, it was just, you know, really creepy stuff.
But in that story, it referenced an incident when she quit Hollywood,
it's a pick-up quote of a pick-up quote, like a movie line,
a publication doesn't even exist, that picked up a quote that S-Quir thought was real,
it may have not have even been real, from Jeffrey Katzenberg,
who I'm sure you know, a big executive here in town, one of the legends here.
And he was attributed with saying this quote at the time when Molly Ringwald left,
I wouldn't even know who she was if she sat on my face.
Okay, so, Jeffrey Katzenberg, who does not, I have never known, I have never known to speak like that ever.
Right.
It's suddenly in this position of having...
Yeah, I don't think he said.
Right? I can't even imagine.
He's not that funny.
No.
No, he just, that's so not him.
It's still not him.
And so he is in this position of suddenly issuing an apology for something he doesn't...
For something he doesn't even, he's not even sure he said, but this, you know, he had stuck his neck out earlier.
He released the email.
He wrote to Harvey Weinstein
after Harvey Weinstein
asked him after the New York Times story
came out looking for support
and all of a sudden, Jeffrey is
like in his position of, oh my God,
do I continue talking about this topic?
Liberals have to stop losing their shit.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Know who the enemy is
and embrace each other.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
With me on that.
I really appreciate it.
Great job, Dan.
Thank you.
Thank you, Janice.
Let's meet our time.
Thanks for coming.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay, he is a legendary Democratic strategist who helped elect President Bill Clinton.
James Carville is at the president.
All right.
She is a CNN political contributor and the president of American Unity Fund, our friend Margaret Hoover.
Hey, how you do, that?
Very nice.
Thank you, sure.
And he's a conservative radio host and founder of The Resurgent.com, whose new book is Before You Wake, Life Lessons from a father to his children, wanted to get you here for a long time.
to get you here for a long time.
Thank you for coming.
Eric.
The Republicans are great.
They come on my show.
The Clintons never have come on my show.
Just saying it.
Okay.
So, I can't fight it.
You know, this issue with the widow,
I was like, you know,
Donald Trump's not going to pull me into his bullshit
orbit again.
But, you know, it's like gravitational.
It's like amazing the way his talent
for getting everybody in America to talk about this.
So can I ask, though, about General Kelly?
Because, you know,
I know first Ivanka was going to save us.
and that didn't work out.
And now General Kelly
is going to save us, but he smeared
and lied.
He smeared that Congress
lady, and he lied about it.
So now he was supposed to be
the Trump minder, but now
he acts like Trump? I mean, General Kelly,
you can be this guy that everybody says, you know,
you are the man of unimpeachable integrity,
or you can take political hit shots
and be the hatchet man. You can't do both.
Right?
I think he needs to come out and apologize
for the statement.
I don't think it was an intentional lie on his part.
If it's a pattern of behavior of his,
maybe it is.
But right now, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
that he misspoke probably some other person
of the White House, gave him the wrong facts.
But he needs to apologize for it.
But he just said them.
It's more than that, though.
I mean, it was Spicer-esque, actually, when he came out.
It was like Sean Spicer in that moment after the election,
right where he says, these are the largest crowds
in the history of any inauguration.
And he was really good for half of the talk, John Kelly.
And then he went down the...
Spicer Road. It's that working for this president demands, the president demands that people
who work for him go out and do his bidding at the expense of their own moral authority.
And this is where, you know, Kelly sort of lost him. Because everything works backwards from
there are no sorries in Trump world. Everybody gets tainted by Trump. He will never say he, it's so easy
to say, oh, I didn't say the right thing to the widow. It will never happen. But not to undermine
what Kelly has done right. I mean, he has made the White House a lot more functional. I mean,
Corker was a bit right when he said it's turned into a...
adult daycare center, but it has in the sense that Trump's tweeting has gotten sort of, I mean,
it's still bad, but it is kind of contained. And he's part of this containment faction,
this axis of adults in the West Wing that is keeping us from going off the rails.
Well, that's why I'm asking and worrying about the guy who just did this.
Look, I think what happened was, is General Kelly told the president when he called this wall
whether that when people are fighting men and women understand that when they take on this mission,
They could die for the country or for each other, and it's something that binds them together,
and you have to make that point.
Of course, Trump has no empathy, and his sentence structure is completely gone.
He can't say two sentences.
No, I'm serious.
That's been documented.
So he gets on the phone, and he says, well, that's what he signed up for, and General
Kelly heard what he wanted.
I mean, the truth of the matter is, somebody has to look.
You know, when President Reagan was president toward the end of his term, Howard Bacon,
they had a memo, and they seriously were looking to see if he had any kind of cognitive issues,
and they decided that he did not.
I don't think Trump is capable of making those two thoughts.
So I just think he went right to, well, that's what he signed up for,
and then General Kelly wanted to hear that, and that's not the way that the widow heard it.
You think Democrats should politicize this Niger episode, because a lot of it sounds very similar to Benghazi.
I know there are differences,
but we didn't have enough assets on the ground, right?
We got surprised, and that's what they would do.
And, you know, until...
I think Senator McCain is already calling General Madison
to find out what happened.
I know he's not a Democrat.
I think the Democrats...
You know, we just can't do that.
I mean, Trump, do you think...
Does anybody really think that Trump could find Nigeria on the map?
Do you think...
Does anybody in the world think that he even knew we had people at?
Can I just say, in all seriousness,
Just four names.
Brian Black,
Jeremy Johnson,
Dustin Wright,
La David Johnson.
In this entire conversation,
their names haven't come up.
Those are the four men who died.
And now we've got...
Everybody knows the Congresswoman
and everybody knows the president.
These are the heroes.
But yeah, the reason we know to Congresswoman is because of...
Right, yeah.
But politicizing it to what end?
I'm just saying...
I just remember, like, Benghasi didn't work out
for Republicans politically.
Really?
Yes, because I know what you're going to say.
say. The convention?
Please go for it. Go for it. Do you know, but that's just all about Benghazi?
Here's what...
Do you think that helped Republicans? Like, did you think that's why Donald Trump got elected?
Yes.
Elected because of Benghazi? Because if you pulled any independent in that period,
independents heard the word Benghazi and they went no effing way. It's a Republican...
General Flynn, General Flynn would not be comfortable in a Democratic Party.
In a Democratic Party would not be comfortable with General Flynn.
So if people went out and gave a speech like General Flynn gave it to Republican Convention,
that couldn't happen.
Okay.
They don't care.
As long as the Democrats keep bringing a knife to a gunfight, they will lose.
Let me just read.
It's so partisan though.
Like you go back and forth in the show, I've noticed,
between wanting to try to like survive Trump by pulling us together and being better than Trump.
And then there's like this other instinct to like win each battle and not the war.
And it's like which one is going to win.
Here's what Trump said at the convention.
In Libya, our consulate, the symbol,
of American prestige around the globe.
Yes, move over Mount Rushmore and the Statue of Liberty.
The symbol of our freedom was the consulate in Benghazi.
It was brought down in flames.
Livy is in ruins.
Our ambassador and her staff were left helpless to die at the hands of savage killers.
Giuliani said her dereliction of duty and failure to keep her people safe.
played a major role in the horrific Islamic terrorist murder.
That's how they played the game.
Well, and the way the Democrats play the game is they go on TV and say it was a YouTube video and a protest.
Lock her up.
And I think had Donald Trump, and I'm actually surprised he didn't do this, go out on TV and immediately start saying something that was nonsense,
that's your opening for Benghazi.
I think it was an unforced error in the rush up to the campaign in 2012 that helped Republicans.
I think these are largely different, in particular because the rules of...
engagement in Niger were a situation where we weren't even allowed to have aerial drones.
Neither was a scandal. Both were a mistake. The difference is they have no shame.
Look, look. They say that global warming is a Chinese hoax, although a hurricane hit Ireland
in mid-October. If I'm a Republican and I say I'm not, I don't buy into this evolution
stuff. That doesn't matter. If a Democrat said that, we would say, you can't say it. I mean,
that's insane. But you're a Democrat. You just can't be anything but a Democrat. You just can't be anything
but a Democrat. You can't believe that. That's just the nature of who you are. If we cannot
believe that the Earth is 5,000 years old, or climate change is a Chinese host. We just can't.
What Democrats should do is use the opportunity to actually drive the question of why are there 800
special forces in Niger? Why are we spending another $100 million on a drone facility in Niger?
Because we already have a hundred million dollar drone facility in Niger to have a conversation about what our forces are doing around
the world. I mean, use this as an opportunity to actually force a substantive debate about
our engagement around the world. That would be informative and do a service for the country.
Well, you just started it. There you are. There you go.
Can I read what Sarah Huckabee Sanders said about General Kelly in the briefing? If you want to
go after General Kelly, that's up to you. But I think that if you want to get into a debate
with a forced or Marine General, that's highly inappropriate.
I hate this. It's highly inappropriate to question the president's chief of
staff? Is this already a dictatorship?
Is it?
No, but it's Jackassery.
And I say this as a conservative.
You know, it's really, the idea that we can't question the chief of staff of the White House,
I'm a conservative and a Republican.
I question George W. Bush and his White House didn't get mad about it.
Here's the scariest thing.
Trump tweet last week, network news has become so partisan, distorted, and fake that licenses
must be challenged and, if appropriate, revoked.
talking about the word revoke when we're talking about broadcast.
It's one thing to say fake news and I hate him in the failing New York Times,
but this is a new place he's going.
But he can't do that, right?
Because that's not how the FCC works.
You have, you know, there's not one license.
There's 24 NBC licenses across the country.
The FCC.
First of all.
No one cares with Sarah Puckabee Sanders says.
Okay?
Yeah, sure.
She's not.
You look at that poor woman and you actually have,
there's some sympathy you have for.
I mean, she's...
Trump, on the other hand,
he's the President of the United States.
He's not some...
Look at Sean Spicer.
I mean, no one...
Who cared?
He looked like he was in
so far as head in line
so much you know he was doing.
It's one thing,
but she can't think of anything else to say.
What can you say
when the chief of staff
says that a woman said something
at a dedication of an FBI building
that the tape says something else?
Well, you've got to go...
You've got to make something up.
Well, who's going to question a four-star general?
Actually, everybody questions four-star general.
No, I mean...
I wonder if Trump tweeted Obama is hiding under my bed.
And they asked her the next day.
She would say, well, I have not discussed that with the president.
He may have tweeted.
You know, can I just say my life problem is not what the president said, per se,
although I got an issue with it.
It's that if Barack Obama had said it,
Republicans would have pitchforks and torches in the street,
and suddenly the polling has shifted.
And I was an elected Republican.
I am a conservative, and it disturbs me that any man, regardless of either party, can say something,
and the people in his party suddenly agree with him when it's unconstitutional.
Okay.
Absolutely.
So, you're here.
So, I don't know if you're familiar with the name Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera,
but I couldn't avoid it this week because she is running for the seat of our old friend,
Ilya Ross Lathen, who was on this show many times.
And she's running there in Florida.
and she's got an interesting profile.
She believed she was abducted by aliens when she was seven
and taken aboard their spaceship
and believes that in the ensuing years,
they sometimes telepathically communicate with her,
and that the Coral Castle,
anyone from Miami, that's a tourist attraction down there,
it's made of limestone,
is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.
Not the same one that Ben Carson thinks that has grain in it,
but...
So, you know the Republicans, they always turn into a skid,
and they just embrace it.
So she's not shying away from these beliefs.
We've got to hold of some of her campaign posters.
Bettina Aguilera, I see a shining city hovering over my house.
Vote for me or my intergalactic overlords will harvest her tissue to feed their pod spawn.
Are you better off than you were four light years ago?
And I know light years is a measure of distance nerd.
Don't write me, nerds.
Don't nerds.
Don't nerd me.
I have a beam.
No one prop 51.
Yes, on Area 51.
Black holes matter.
That's the doubt.
You can have my probe when you pry it from my cold dead anus.
Bettina Aguilera, still not as crazy as Scientology.
And at least I'm not Putin's bitch.
Okay, let's bring out Darrell.
He is a musician author of...
of clandestine relationships, a black man's odyssey,
and the Ku Klux Klan, and subject of the film, Accidental Taurus.
Please welcome. Daryl Davis, Darrell.
How are you? Great pleasure.
My pleasure.
Oh, wow. Well, I tell you, you have the most interesting story.
I saw your film. I had to get you on here.
A lot of people talking about making changes.
You actually do it.
You go out there and you seek out Ku Klux Klanzman,
you become their friends, and you take their garments.
Indeed.
How many clan robes do you have now?
Well, actually, I just got three in the last month.
These are from people who've retired them because you brought...
They were active clan members who decided to change their ideology.
So I would say now, roughly 42 or 45.
And you always get the robe as your...
That's like...
Well, I get the robe or other art books.
Yeah, you deserve it.
You know, T-shirts, belt buckles.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay, so how did you get into this?
You lost a bet or something?
What sort of...
Black man says, I want to go meet Klansman.
Well, what it was, you know, my parents were in the Foreign Service.
I spent a lot of time overseas, different countries every two years.
And overseas, as a kid, you know, I'm 59 years old now,
but in the early 60s when I was in grade school.
A young man.
Indeed, I am.
So my classes overseas were filled with kids from Italy, Nigeria, Japan, Russia.
Whoever had an embassy in those countries, we all went to school.
together. And so while I was
being multicultural, so to speak,
my peers back home here in my own country
were either going to newly
integrated schools or still segregated ones.
And there was not the amount of diversity
in the classroom that I had overseas.
I was literally living 12
to 15 years ahead of my time
when I was overseas. So I was
already prepared. Like Obama.
There you go. He learned a lot. Exactly.
Exactly. Precisely. It was great that he had
that outlook on life from living
in a lot of places. So I
I was unfamiliar with racism.
And then one time when I was back here at age 10,
I just landed in Belmont, Massachusetts, suburb of Boston.
And I joined the Cub Scouts, and we had a parade,
along with the Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, Brownies, and the 4-H club,
from Lexington to Concord to commemorate the ride of Paul Revere.
And I was the only Black Scout participating in this parade.
And somewhere down the parade route,
I began getting hit with bottles and soda pop cans and rocks.
and debris from the street, by just a small group, maybe four or five white people,
a couple of kids, couple adults.
And I thought, being naive, oh, those people over there don't like the scouts.
I didn't realize that I was the only scout getting hit,
until my den mother, my scout leader, all came washing back and huddled over me
and escorted me out of the danger.
And when I got home, my mom and dad, who were not at the march,
were asking me, how did you fall down and get all scraped up?
I told them, I didn't fall down.
I told them what happened.
And for the first time in my life, believe it or not, at age of 10, they explained racism to me.
I'd never heard of it.
And I could not get my head around the idea that someone who had never seen me, spoken to me, or knew nothing about me,
would want to inflict pain upon me for no other reason than this, the color of my skin.
So I did not believe my parents.
My parents had never lied to me before.
But on this day, I did not believe them.
But you're still friends with some of these guys.
The ones in fourth grade?
The one that we've converted.
Oh, yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
You know, the ones who gave up the robe.
Absolutely.
You're even godfathered or one of their kids?
That is correct.
And are today's Klansman different?
I mean, is it not your grandfather's clan?
I mean, it seems like the Klan.
Not my grandfather's clan.
No.
No, definitely not that.
Are they different?
Are they different?
No, the ideology is pretty much still the same.
However, today, they've kind of like, you know, shred the hood and the robe,
especially in public.
A lot of them still wear, you know, for ceremonial purposes, things like that.
But they want to assimilate into the mainstream.
Really?
You know, but that actually started back in the 80s, you know,
where they want to assimilate and blend in and say, hey, you know,
we all think the same way.
Come join us.
We'll fight the fight together.
It really seems like white men have just been rousted, like, you know,
racially, sexually, you know, with women, with the race issue.
they just don't feel there's a certain percentage of them.
And Trump is their hero.
He's the last hurrah.
He's the last guy defending this life that has gone with the win, really.
But you think he's the best thing that happened, right?
Yes, absolutely.
I think Donald Trump is the best thing that has happened to this country.
And let me explain why, okay?
We cannot, you know, for the past eight years, everybody blamed the rise in racism on Obama.
Everybody blamed Obama for everything.
He walks down, you walk down the street,
trip on the sidewalk, it's Obama's fault.
Right.
Okay?
And now today we're blaming Trump for racism.
Racism existed before Donald Trump,
before Obama, before Bill Clinton, before George Bush.
Okay?
The people to blame are ourselves
for not addressing it
and putting a taboo on the conversation
of talking about racism
and getting this country straight.
Our country is going to be one of two things.
What we make it or what we let it become.
And, you know, the clan is also about religion.
It's a Christian organization, right?
I mean, listen to it. Look, there's 43% of Americans
identify now as white and Christian.
43%.
In 1976, it was 81%.
So they're not crazy that that world is going away.
Yeah, but don't tie it to the...
Don't tie Christianity to the clan.
I mean, there are people who even call themselves all sorts of things, but they burn crosses.
My Savior was nailed to one.
Yeah, I understand.
But religion is what people make up their own religion.
We know that.
If I might add something in there, I'll tell you a true story.
This Klansman was riding in my car with me, and we were talking, and I asked him exactly what you said, you know, about burning the cross.
You know, if you're a Christian, why do you burn the cross?
And he said, well, the flame represents two things.
One, it represents purity.
You know, if you ever get a splintering your finger,
your mind takes the needle and puts it in the fire and digs it out.
So we use the flame symbolically to signify the purity of the white race.
The second reason why we burn the cross is because we are Christian
and we're lighting the way for Jesus Christ.
I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, I said, hold on a second.
I said, you obviously have a different Jesus Christ than I do.
And he says, well, no, Daryl, there's only one Jesus Christ.
I said, no, there must be two.
And he says, well, how do you figure?
Is your Jesus Christ black?
I said, no, he's not black.
I said, but he's not white either.
If anything, he was olive-complected based upon the area in which he appeared.
And he says, well, if you know, if you're a Christian, as you say you are, you know that Jesus
Christ is coming back.
So we're lighting the way for Jesus Christ.
I said, that proves that you have a different Jesus Christ than I do, because my Jesus Christ
lights the way for me.
Who the hell are you to light the way for Jesus Christ?
Amen.
Well, it's, you know, it's always great to use logic on psychopathic murderers because it's so
effective, but I hate to be the skunk at the
Garden Party, but that's why religion is dangerous
because it's completely fucking made up
so that anybody
can put anything they want on it,
including horrific shit. The atheists
who are communists have killed a whole lot of people
in the 20th century. That's a dumb canard.
Come on. The atheism had nothing
to do. Dangerous? Communism?
You take out any saving grace?
It's all people. The mob is what dangerous.
Communism was the religion, and the leader
Stalin was the god. But, okay.
I just want to say, religiously unaffiliated in this poll,
this is the latest P-R-I-R-I poll.
These are people who do this every year.
Nearly one in four Americans are now religiously unaffiliated.
In 1976, that was only 7%.
18 to 29, 38%.
And when you talk to people about it,
they kind of are saying, I don't go to church
because the only people who still go are assholes.
you know, like, and the refugee thing kind of brought this to light,
because that's like a traditional thing the church always said.
We bring in refugees.
Well, the evangelical base doesn't want to let in refugees.
So the young people are like, that's not very Jesus-y.
So what's the point?
Well, first of all, I'll still go to church.
I don't think I'm an asshole, but that's all I.
We'll just leave that aside.
I didn't say everybody.
And I'll just say, this man is a better human being than I am.
Okay, I'll just flat out and say that right.
Now, everybody we should have spot.
Look, people are religion
that all kinds. I mean, there's
nuns in tennis shoes that work in hospices.
They're entirely different than people
out of burning crosses to light the way for
Jesus. I mean, it's an
atheist, some of the smartest, most
innovative people that are nicest and most
humane people you'll ever met. Some are not.
But, I mean, just the fact that a person
is faithful or a person goes to
church doesn't necessarily mean that they're an asshole.
If they're as buried as anybody else.
Well, we'll show you. You just said that.
Well...
What you often say is that people who are religious aren't smart, right?
They're dumb. They're stupid.
No, no. Right? And that's like three-quarters of the United States still.
It's still 75% of the country.
If 25% is unaffiliated...
But that's not what I say.
In fact, the movie Religious starts with the question,
how can otherwise intelligent people believe in a talking snake?
Right.
The question is, how can you just wall, I think, all of your intelligence, and I guess you're all religious.
I don't know how people can...
I don't know how people can wall off a part of their mind and believe in something that's an obviously debunked bronze age myth.
It permits everything I do.
I'm sure.
It reminds me of how terrible I can be.
It shapes my life and gives me great comfort.
My wife is battling an incurable cancer right now.
I'm glad I believe in an afterlife.
and a God who I can pray to.
There are some people who are terrible human beings
who hide behind religion.
We've seen a lot of them last year
supporting a man who doesn't believe anything
they claim to believe, and it's disappointing,
and it hurts my cause.
But I do think that a lot of people haven't been religious
for a long time, and they're only now just comfortable admitting it.
They're not all assholes, but 80% of the big churchgoers
voted for Donald Trump.
You know, a lot of...
A lot of people struggle in doubt.
Me. Okay, and some people, you say something, go, you know, that's the point, and there's
somebody else you're going, you know, somebody else something. And said, that's the point.
I mean, struggling in doubt and is all part of the, it all comes to the thing. And
certainty is a difficult thing to arrive at. But it's a framework. And, you know, people,
the problem is, is when somebody actually picks up the New Testament and reads it, that's when
you get into trouble. Okay, as long as, yeah, as long as it, what they say, if they ask you
for your shirt, you give them your coat, that's, oh-oh, that's bad. And that's what I'm
saying. In the past, I wouldn't expect
conservatives to be perfect Christians
are perfectly Christ-like, but it seems like
they don't even make an effort to be the
least bit like what Jesus would do.
Many...
That's why Martin Luther King said that
Sunday mornings, from 11 a.m. to 12 noon,
is the most segregated time of this country. Because everybody calls
themselves Christians, but each one goes to different
church. Lutherans, Baptists, Presbyterians,
Methodists, etc. They all are reading the King James Bible, but each one is interpreting the verses
differently. Okay. So can I show a little video before we run out of time? This is Santa Rosa,
California this week. And, you know, I know the global warming is a hoax, like you said, James,
and all that stuff. But I have never seen a picture like that. That looks like Dresden or something.
Looks like something after the war. And I just am bringing that up to mention that all these people who have
of these Republicans who criticized Donald Trump,
they vote with them on issues like this.
Issues are what matter.
Let's try not to take our eye off that ball.
Bob Corker, who said the White House
has become the Adult Daycare Center,
votes with Trump 95.8% of the time.
And Marco Rubio, who said,
we're about to turn over the nuclear codes
to an erratic individual,
votes with that nut 95.8%.
Mitch McConnell, who said it's pretty obvious.
He doesn't know a lot about the issues,
votes with them 95.8% of the time.
Ted Cruz called him a pathological liar, utterly immoral.
Only 93.9.
So, so that's the situation.
Why?
Because that includes the data, I think that probably comes from the report I read at 538,
but it includes referrals from committee, floor votes,
naming post offices.
You mean all his accomplishment?
It includes everything.
Because there haven't been not many.
And the votes that matter, when you read them out, there actually is real disagreement.
That's why Ted Cruz, for example, has a lower number in the 90s.
Bin SASS is even lower.
But when you include referrals from committee and motions to proceed to debate in that number,
of course it's going to be very high because they actually have very few accomplishments.
But they still haven't broken with them because they want that tax credit.
Well, I mean, precise, I think what you see in the Republican Party is this sort of two strategist,
containment, and then there's accommodation.
and the accommodationists are going along with Trump for different reasons.
Some of them are scared to death of the base,
and they're afraid to actually be honest and sincere.
There are some of them who are actually principled and think he's the president,
and maybe we'll get some good policies out of it, right?
And you may disagree with the result of those policies,
but it is principled in their own way to still deliver to their constituents what they've promised.
There's a very important station.
The people that say something against Trump don't have to run for re-election in 2018.
75 to 80% of the Republicans are with Trump.
And so Bob Corker, he can say anything he wants
because he's not running for re-election.
Name me somebody that comes up that has to go out
and face Republican voters that do this.
And, I mean, it's just not going to happen.
And the reason I believe that there is a god
because he sent us a signal,
he sent a hurricane to Ireland in mid-October.
If that doesn't get you, he's like shaking you.
You don't understand that?
I'm going to help me make your point.
That's what Pat Robertson says.
All right.
All right.
In the one minute I have before New Rules, I want to read something.
It's quoting Abraham Lincoln because in a week that was about fallen soldiers.
I remember this.
It was in my favorite movie, Saving Private Ryan.
And this is a letter that Abraham Lincoln, I think we can show it, but I'll read it if we can't.
There it is.
I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine,
which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming.
But I cannot refrain from tendering the consolation that may be.
be found in the thanks of the Republic
they died to save.
I pray that our Heavenly Father may
assuades the anguish of your bereavement
and leave you only the cherished memory
of the loved and lost,
and the solemn pride that must be yours
to have laid so costly a sacrifice
upon the altar of freedom.
I think that's how you do it.
We don't expect that, but that
would be the top. All right.
Thank you, panel. Time for new rules,
everybody. New rules.
Now that Nabisco is offering the new mystery Oreo,
where they don't tell you the flavor, you have to guess.
Their next cooking must be called,
Just shut up and eat it, you fat fuck.
Come on, Nabiscoe, if I wanted what I'm eating to be a mystery,
I'd order Chinese food.
Snowflakes, you know.
All right, new rule now that Taco Bell
has launched its own clothing line, urban outfitters,
has to start selling tacos that make you sick.
And if you do purchase an item from the Taco Bell line,
may I recommend this jacket
because it hopefully warns the people behind you
that you've just been to Taco Bell.
New Rule, stop criticizing this couple
that decided to go ahead with their outdoor wedding
in the middle of a hurricane.
She got to see just how committed he was to the marriage,
and he got to experience one last time getting blown.
New Rule, fashion bloggers have to stop trying
to make these nose hair extensions a thing.
Ugh. I look at that and I don't think there's a sexy, offbeat, pixie girl.
I think, oh, my dent is Barry Mankoff.
Oh, fuck.
You get what I'm going.
New Rule, the smuggling ring courier caught trying to board a flight from Sri Lanka to India
with nearly a kilo of gold hidden in his rectum.
Has to admit, when they busted him, he nearly shit a brick.
Some highbrows, some lowbrow.
And finally, new rule, if Russia is going to keep attacking America,
then America really should fight back.
You know, the conventional wisdom is that in the 1980s,
St. Ronald Reagan defeated the Soviet Union.
And then the Berlin Wall came down and everybody was friends.
But what really happened was we stopped fighting the Cold War.
But the Russians never did.
They may have changed the name of the KGB,
the way Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC,
but trust me, they're both still out there, poisoning people.
There is an entire building in St. Petersburg
filled with a Russian troll army,
hundreds of employees of their defense department,
sitting in front of computers, pretending to be Americans,
and creating thousands of tweets, memes,
news site comments, and flat-out fake stories
designed not to take sides on any issue,
but just to get us fighting about it,
to create chaos,
the better to elect the chaos candidate.
Here's an example of a Russian created meme from 2016.
It says up to 5.7 million illegals
may have voted in 2008 election.
Well, that, of course, is ridiculous,
but it nevertheless reached 10 million American voters
by way of Facebook, millions more through Twitter,
and one guy on Bing.
Hillary Clinton spent over a billion dollars on the campaign,
and the Russians beat her with 150 grand,
because they were able to turn Facebook into fake book.
Or a more apt name might be shit starter.
Because that's what they were doing.
That's what their meddling was meant to do.
Start shit.
And boy, was that easy to do since Facebook is the place where thinking went to die.
All the time, people used to just waste, reading books and news.
newspapers. Well, now they're sharing.
Sharing. Isn't it great that we all share?
Putin thinks it's great. That's why he only had to spend 150 grand,
because we spread his propaganda for him.
And it really bugs me that Facebook took that word and rat fucked it.
Sharing, as I recall it, meant actually giving something of yours away to another.
Another kid forgot his lunch. You gave him half of yours. Sharing.
But how is it sharing to send me a picture of your lunch?
That's just saying, I've got food and you don't.
Facebook sharing isn't sharing.
It's mostly humble bragging.
Oh, so embarrassed.
Didn't realize there was a hole in the knee of my jeans
and now my penis was showing.
It's a lot of that bullshit
and it's a healthy amount of,
here's something I want you to know I have.
For something called sharing, there's an awful lot of, look at me.
Look how talented my kids are.
Look what great concert seats I have.
Look, I'm in Italy and you're in Pekoyma.
And the Russians saw this, and they took our,
everyone needs to smell my every brain fart culture
and used it as the engine for spreading their bullshit
for the purpose of starting cockfights.
Except we're the cocks.
we're the brainless birds pecking at each other.
That's what Putin knew.
That was social media,
it would be easy to get America
to start cockfighting.
He just made sure the tiniest cock won.
All right, that's our show.
I'll be at Madison Square Garden
and Honolulu New Year's Eve.
Oh, yeah, with Bob Sagitt and Reggie Brown
and the Maui Art Art Center
and Maui New Year's Day.
Thank you, folks. I want to thank James Carvel,
Margaret Hewold, Eric Ellick, Ellickson,
Daryl Davis, and Janis Flynn.
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