Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #508: Samantha Power, Sarah Haider
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Welcome to an HBO
podcast from the HBO late-night series
Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Start the clock.
I appreciate you putting on a brave face.
I know you must be crestfallen
because Bill de Blasio has dropped out of the presidential race.
He said, I'm married with two kids.
I can stay home and not be taken seriously.
Also, Brett Kavanaugh's penis is back in the news.
Oh, yeah, the New York Times
kind of tripped over his dick on this one.
They reported about a guy
back in his Yale days
a long time ago who Brett was at a party
took his penis out and his
friends pushed it into a girl's
hand.
As friends do.
The problem is the woman,
the victim, has absolutely no
recollection of this ever happening
which is not exactly a ringing endorsement
of your penis.
More on that later.
But
President Trump
Trump was here in LA this week.
Wasn't that great for secret meetings with donors?
I love the Republicans out here.
They always say that they're not ashamed to be associated with Trump.
And yet when he's here, they come and go by tunnel.
You know that?
Now, Trump came to California, really, for two reasons, raising money.
And also, he's made a big issue of the homeless, right?
We have a homeless problem out here, worst in the nation.
And Trump is going to do something about it.
He says, the homeless destroys citizens.
Okay.
It is a problem.
They don't destroy cities.
A Starbucks restroom, yes, I've seen that.
I've seen him just completely destroy that.
And now for this week's, if Obama did it, he'd be impeached by now.
Okay.
He's following.
This is all over the news.
The whistleblower scandal.
We have a whistleblower scandal.
Some as yet anonymous member of the intelligence community.
It was apparently so alarmed over the summer.
when he saw Trump do something, say something to a foreign leader,
that he reported it to the Inspector General.
That's who you'd go up the chain to.
And it was labeled of urgent concern.
That's a designation.
And, of course, when it's that important,
they take it up to the Director of National Intelligence.
And under federal law, the Director of National Intelligence,
it says, shall deliver this report if it is of urgent concern to Congress.
But the Director of National Intelligence,
he says he's not going to do that.
citing the old statute, go fuck yourself.
Now, there are a lot of facts we don't know about this,
like who the whistleblower is.
We don't know that, but we just know that it's someone
who finds Trump's behavior a threat to America.
Which narrows the list down to everyone everywhere.
We know...
We do know the country.
That is the country that Trump was talking to.
Apparently Trump was talking to.
president of the Ukraine, and he was threatening
this man, that he would withhold
military aid, which we've been giving them,
unless this man investigated
Joe Biden, because
Biden's son was there doing some business
on a bogus charge with Joe Biden's
sons. So, here's what we have. A U.S.
president now is using taxpayer
money to pressure a foreign
government to smear his political
opponent.
It's not enough that Trump
has Russia meddling in the election.
Now we've invited Ukraine influence.
for a three-way.
And let me
save you some time
and an emotional investment
in this scandal because I can tell you
how this is about to go down. Okay, right
now, we are at the denial stage.
We didn't do it. Then we go to,
okay, he did it, but it wasn't bad.
Then we go to, okay, it was bad,
but it wasn't illegal.
Then it was, okay, it was illegal, but not
when Trump does it. Then we go
to the, we're going to subpoena you stage.
And then the aforementioned go,
fuck yourself, finally landing
at the Democrats. Oh, well, we tried.
The end.
Trump
actually tweeted this today.
He said, is anybody dumb enough
to believe that I would say something
inappropriate to a foreign leader?
Is anybody
dumb enough? I think we have
found the new chant for the rallies.
Is anybody dumb enough?
Do you think I'd do
something crooked and stupid?
Yes.
But you lost us at Think.
And I love this part of it.
The President of the Ukraine recently elected is a comedian.
Did you know that?
He is a comedian.
For five years, he was doing a comedy show called Servant of the People,
where he played the President of the Ukraine.
And he waltz right from that job into being the real president of the Ukraine.
Imagine that.
What a fuck.
up country that must be, huh?
Yeah, for once America,
though, this week, not the only country that's
embarrassed Canada. Any Canadians
here had a very
very rough week for you folks.
Breaking news we have for today.
Someone has found a picture of Justin
Trudeau not wearing blackface.
Yeah, it started, I think,
Tuesday. They found an 18-year-old photo
of Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada,
in what they are calling brown face
because he was dressed as Aladdin.
for an Arabian Nights theme party,
and now he is on the Liberal Party's shit list
and on Trump's no-fly list.
So then Justin Trudeau, of course,
started apologizing to everyone,
brown people, black people, Muslims, genies.
But it's like every time he went to a party,
you know, the shoe polish would come out.
It was his version of Brett Kavanaugh's dick, you know.
Finally, a friend of us said, you know, you can also use that on shoes.
But, yeah, now Trudeau said this does not look good.
He said he can't really say how many times he got into blackface.
I mean, as political excuses go, that's right up there with, I thought she was 18.
And now everybody, you know, is just looking through their yearbook, you know, fine.
And I must say, I'm going to get this.
out in the open, I did something terribly
embarrassing that is in my yearbook.
My yearbook quote is from Peter Frampton.
I just want that out there.
No, I tell you, folks,
I am playing it safe this Halloween.
I am going as a self-loathing albino.
All right, we've got a great show.
We have Andrew Sullivan, Heather McGee,
and Timothy Noftali, and a little later
we'll be speaking with human rights activist
Sarah Hater. But first up, she is President
Obama's former UN ambassador
and a Pulitzer Prize-winning author,
whose new book is The Education of an Idealist, a Memoir.
Samantha!
Hey, Samantha.
Great pleasure to make your acquaintance.
You too.
There's so many interesting things about you.
I'm going to start at the beginning,
which is you're an immigrant to this country
from the country where my ancestors were immigrants from Ireland.
You still got a bit of a brogue, I bet.
When I got to this country.
Yeah, you do.
I love it, brogue.
When I came, it was not a political act to be an immigrant.
It wasn't controversial.
We arrived, we were welcomed, and I moved to Pittsburgh when I was nine from Ireland.
And I did have a thick Dublin accent, and I put Big League chew in my mouth and fell in love with baseball.
Wow.
And imitated all my neighbors, and I worked on losing my American accent so I could fit in.
And became a big sports fan, and I figured that was the league where I was.
Linguafranca in this country and dedicated myself to that and probably would be a sportscaster today
But while I was once taking notes on an Atlanta Braves game as an intern the freshman year my freshman year in college
I saw the footage from Tiananmen Square and the tanks kind of rolling over young people my age and
30 years ago yeah maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe I should and that's when you became a war carous that's because you were a war correspondent
I I I I wish I mean as epitapheth I mean as epitaph
You tend, I think in your, as you remember them, you think you had some grand epiphany and you just, I was decided I was going to become a human rights lawyer and change the world and be UN ambassador someday.
But in fact, I just said to myself, I need to watch less sports and study a little bit and figure out what the hell is going on in the world.
And so I went back to college and I worked at it.
And then just as I graduated, I had another one of those kind of moments.
And I opened up the newspaper and there were concentration camps in Europe 50 years after the Holocaust.
And it was that that made me think
it was got to be something I can do.
I tried to be an aid worker. I had no
skills. And I had covered
the women's volleyball. Right. And you were
very critical of America, and
that really got the attention of somebody.
You have a lot in common with, which is the man
you worked for, Barack Obama. I mean,
you both lived in a few
different countries when you were little, right?
Yeah, I mean, it was something.
A troublesome father, a very
enlightened mother who was ahead of her
time. Hey, I never thought of those. Those
parallels, quite that number
of parallels, but definitely, I mean, one of the things that
drew me to him, and maybe him to my
writing, was the ability to see America
from the inside and push American interests,
but also to be able to step back and
say, what do we look like also
to others? Do we have credibility? Do
we have legitimacy? How can we build that
store of capital so we can draw on it when we
need it? And I know
you say, and this, of course, is in a joking
way, but he used to say, I'm glad you are in
the room, because it's good to have your
voice to find out what values,
we are betraying today.
And he meant that in a funny way.
But it's interesting because, like the song says,
you've kind of seen life from both sides now.
First, you were a critic on the outside.
And then you said, wait, I can be on the inside and maybe do some good.
But, of course, on the inside, you have to make compromises.
Nothing gets done without some sort of compromises.
And that was difficult for you.
I mean, it was an adjustment, certainly.
But I felt as a reporter, I was waiting for somebody to read my articles
or I'd write an editorial about something we should.
do and I was hoping somebody in power would do something about it.
In government, you just get to try to push the agenda you have.
And my values were aligned so much with President Obama's.
He was trying to build global coalitions to deal with threats to our people,
but also he was trying to promote human rights where we could,
recognizing the limits of our influence,
but also recognizing that sometimes we underestimate how much we can achieve.
So, I mean, the hardest was it was a little like moving to America,
and I write this in the book,
that when I got into government, suddenly people were using all these horrible gendered
metaphors. You know, they'd say, when we go
to this negotiation, we've got to go in
open kimono. I'd be like,
open kimono? Yeah, I never heard that one.
Yeah, this is like, there was a whole
bureaucratic language. David Bowie had that open
Camaro. Remember that?
It's a good thing, yeah.
But there was a lingo, there was
learning how to build coalitions. I mean,
you know, I've written a book called The Education of an
idealist, and it suggests the
arc, you know, would be one from idealism
to realism or even cynicism.
But landing at the U.N.
Not. I mean, the U.N.
you could not find a place that was, in a way, more inappropriate for an idealist.
What is more compromised than the U.N.?
I mean, right now, on the Human Rights Council,
there are six dictators, including that madman in the Philippines, Duarte.
Yeah, six new ones.
There were actually a few who were on from prior terms, so there's even more than six.
Yeah.
Iran is on the Women's Council.
Yeah.
How do you square that circle?
Well, again, let me say that in my time at the UN, I became more, not less idealistic, so bear with me.
It is compromised on one level in the sense that there are more non-democratic countries in the world than democracies,
and they comprise the global institution that is the UN, so there are 193 countries.
Which one are we now?
Very fair question.
We are, I mean, the most backsliding that is happening right now in the world is within established democracies like this one.
And the freedom is in decline, but it's also a venue to chat.
those countries in terms of their treatment of women,
or in terms of their inability to deal with extremism in their midst
and to urge them to do more,
or they're looking the other way from the recruitment of child soldiers
and other things.
One of the concepts that I tried to introduce to my team
was the idea of shrinking the change,
because even when you're in the government
and you're in the cabinet of the President of the United States,
as I had the privilege of being,
you feel small next to the abusiveness of these governments
or the refugee problem, the 70 million people who are to,
people who are displaced today or the warming planet.
But it was really important, both at the White House and at the UN,
and it's really important for me now as a citizen to think,
okay, what is the narrow slice of this problem that I can actually do something about?
So I can't deal with the freedom recession around the world or the backsliding as a whole.
But let me see if I can get 20 female political prisoners out of jail, you know,
and build a coalition to do that.
And the person who is there now, Trump's appointee, somebody named Kelly Kraft,
she was a big Republican donor.
No, it's not unusual to appoint a Republican
or a Democratic donor,
but usually do it to some ambassadorship
where it's not a big deal.
But UN?
Her husband's a coal magnet.
She believes there are good scientists
on both sides of the climate debate.
So I guess my question is,
you know, this is a week when we're talking,
or I'm going to be talking a lot about the stooges
that Trump has put in place.
we see this now with what's going on with the whistleblower scandal.
Somebody at the head of the DNI is, looks to me like a stooge.
Bill Barr plainly is that.
What about the UN?
What about the diplomatic corps?
Is that hollowed out?
How deep is the deep state, I keep asking?
Well, I can say that one of the things that happened after Trump was elected,
and it was shocking to many people,
but you can imagine the people on my team who helped negotiate the Paris Agreement
or the Iran nuclear deal or minorities or people with disabilities,
people, you know, classes of people who've been attacked by the candidate Trump,
they were, it was an incredibly dispiriting event for some of them,
and yet they all resolved to stay, basically, to serve our country,
the career Foreign Service officers, the career civil service servants.
But they found themselves so marginalized, held in such contempt at the highest level,
and the key is that expertise is not valued.
You know, when everything is deemed an opinion and when science isn't valued,
and when language expertise are having lived in a country,
isn't held in high regard.
It's been very hard for those people to stay.
So the hollowing out is real,
and part of what's going to need to happen
if a Democrat, when a Democrat is elected
to replace the current president,
people who are skeptical of government
and skeptical of our ability to do good
are going to have to come and be part of the recovery.
We are going to have to rebuild institutions
that have been ravaged.
And Obama's foreign policy doctrine
was famously summarized as,
don't do stupid shit.
Trump's, of course, is do stupid shit.
Do a lot of stupid shit as quickly as possible.
What should a liberal foreign policy doctrine be?
Well, I think it starts with the strength of our democracy at home, which is our number one priority.
It starts with strengthening our democratic institutions, not attacking the media, not attacking judges, not attacking minorities.
Obviously, when we have a democracy that is the envy of the world,
and we've always had major issues at home, of course,
but we've still been a bit of a light,
and a lot of people around the world would love
to have the freedoms that many of us get to enjoy here.
So starting there, that's our foundation,
remembering that values are our comparative advantage,
especially when China's rising in the world,
and there really are going to be two competing models,
and understanding that there are very few threats to Americans
that don't require global solutions,
that don't require teamwork and cooperation.
That doesn't mean the use of military,
force, which has been overused. Our foreign policy now we have soldiers active in counterterrorism
activities of some kind in more than 40% of the countries in the world. And that militarization
is not sustainable. It's not fair to those soldiers. And we have to change that. But at the same
time, U.S. leadership is critical if we're going to catalyze the solutions that we need to the
things that really matter, especially to young people. Well, it's a fascinating book. I hope you
get back in the game. I'd love to. Thank you. Thank you. Samantha Power. Great pleasure to meet you.
All right, let's meet our panel.
Who are you?
All right, here they are.
He is an author and blogging pioneer,
who is now a writer at large
for New York Magazine.
Andrew Sullivan, our returning champion.
He's a presidential historian at NYU,
where he directs the undergraduate public policy
program and the co-author of Impeachment
and American History, Timothy Naftali.
Nice to see you, sir.
And she is an NBC analyst
and distinguished senior
fellow a demos. Heather McGee is over here, Heather. Okay. Well, impeachment is in the news.
It's talked about it again. All that media was talking about today was this whistleblower
scandal. I'm not going to go through it again. I did it in the monologue. It seems to me that
every, certainly Republican candidate I've ever known, read about, has had some sort of dirty
trickster, you know, whether it's Carl Rove or who was the guy Bush had, uh,
you know, he died of a brain.
Atwater. Atwater. He had water. Roger Ails.
Roger Stone.
Trump seems to want to make the president of Ukraine.
Sturdy guy to dig up dirt on his opponent.
And a lot of people today were saying,
oh, we got up, you know, like I've never heard that one before.
Because this is different because there was a bribe involved, maybe.
And I wouldn't get my hopes up.
Is this going to turn?
Maybe you can convince me this is going to be different.
This we got him is going to be different.
Right now, I don't think so.
Well, I think it's up to the Democrats, right?
And I think we're seeing right now what happens
because we didn't impeach.
This man in the White House encouraged a foreign power
to help him win an election,
in that instance, with Russia, to attack our sovereignty.
And then he tried his best to cover it up.
And he had an opportunity to do it again
because nobody slapped him on the wrist.
and I do think
I have so much respect for Nancy Pelosi
but I think it is a fundamental miscalculation
to think that we should not
impeach this president no matter what happens
But is it too late?
Certainly
that would be the right thing to do
but it was the right thing to do like two minutes
into his presidency.
It's not too late.
I'll tell you why it's not too late
because you don't have to convict the president
because the Senate's not going to convict this president
to set a proper tone,
you have to make corruption costs something.
You have to, because this is not about Trump,
this is about future presidents.
If you get, let somebody get away with it,
then you are sending a single...
But they have.
But no, no, this is...
I was not an impeachment now person,
simply because I didn't think
the Mueller report laid out a political case for impeachment.
I didn't think Americans would rally around the idea,
that obstruction of justice when there's no underlying crime
was a reason to overthrow an election result.
Now, I know that obstruction of justice
is always a crime regardless of whether there's an underlying crime,
but that's a legalism.
It's important.
But to basically say to the American people,
the 2016 election has been nullified,
you've got to have something more powerful.
I mean, look, Nixon made so many crimes.
You could have, every day of the week,
you could have talked about it was crimes.
But we had the Mueller thing.
You know, I'm just asking,
I'm not politically.
Like for the person who's been watching this for three years,
I think there's a lot of Republicans who think,
yeah, Trump did a lot of impeachable stuff,
and they have no respect for Democrats
for not holding his feet to the fire.
Democrats are this super-indulgent parent
who never disciplined the kid who now can get away with any.
That's the Democrats are.
But now that all this time has passed,
and they didn't get them for this and this and this,
and this just looks like, oh, this is a roadshow version of Russia.
We couldn't get them on Russia?
We're going to try the next country over.
That's what it looks like.
And people are like...
This is a bigger deal.
You know, Mac Pence said this week, in the last debate,
Democrats didn't talk about the economy at all.
Didn't talk about the economy.
I think that's what the voter is going to say.
It's like, you guys are obsessed with this
and you're fucking bad at it.
And you're not talking about what matters to me.
I'm worried about the end of the month,
not the end of the world.
I'm just...
But at the same time, we have a president clearly
abusing his hour.
Yes, he does.
I know.
And if the Democrats hadn't balls, they would have him on the rope.
Exactly. Yes.
The other problem is that when a president talks to a foreign leader,
confidentially, that is pretty close to pure executive privilege.
And if every presidential conversation like that were to be subject to exposure,
presidents couldn't operate.
The trouble is we have a unique president.
We have a uniquely corrupt, crazy, unhinged president.
Yes, we do.
All right, I just want to mention this.
Somebody mentioned this in the press, and I thought I would repeat it.
I didn't realize this.
21 years ago, you know what the press was talking about?
Clinton should resign.
This was 1998 in the middle of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
115 newspapers, including USA Today, Philadelphia Inquirer.
The president should resign because his repeated reckless deceits have dishonored his presidency beyond repair.
San Francisco.
San Francisco, liberal San Francisco, the examiner.
He's a liar. He's an unfaithful husband.
He's tarnished the White House.
He's got to go.
Wow.
That's where we went from 21 years.
That's where we went to now.
Because we had a functioning liberal democracy
in which people were not behaving the way they're behaving.
But I haven't heard what?
Has any newspaper called for his resignation?
I think several people have called for impeachment.
But not like that.
And not why those papers, no.
The trouble is we've all become what the torture apologists called.
we've developed into learned helplessness, right?
We know this stuff is outrageous,
and we know we should have.
But how do we keep the energy up for that?
Unless we have leadership from the Congress.
And Nancy Pelosi is ultimately responsible
for the continuation of the most profound corruption
that we've seen in the presidency
for a very, very, very long time.
Well, she doesn't have the votes.
That's what her...
Is it not her thing?
Well, no, I mean, she...
I think she's making a political calculation,
something akin to what you just.
said that basically, you know, voters want to hear that they passed a $15 minimum wage,
which they did, which no voter heard about at all. That would have been amazing had the Senate
taken it up. Had McConnell not turned the legislative graveyard, right, the Senate into a legislative
graveyard, this is the problem with the calculus that somehow if they just keep passing bills
and focusing on, you know, bread and butter issues, which trust me, I completely agree are very
important. And frankly, I think the Democratic presidential candidates are doing a great job
of actually talking about the vision for the world they want to see.
Wow.
But I do think that the media is always going to cover the scandal,
so they might as well be covering Democrats doing it right.
Well, speaking of scandals, and you said if we had the Senate.
Okay.
Now, I get this from very high up in Democratic circles,
and also it was in the paper.
Brett Kavanaugh.
No, I'm just saying it's not just inside,
but I heard it in both avenues.
The Kavanaugh effect from 2018.
Now, he's back in the news this week,
his penis is out.
It seemed like his penis is out, was out
a lot. You know, he was at that age where the
funniest thing you could do is bring out your dick.
Okay.
Not admirable. But, okay,
in the 2018 election,
it looks like Democrats could have won
Indiana, North Dakota,
Florida, Missouri, West Virginia.
They did. All five were home to Democratic
senators running for
election in tight races. Joe Manchin,
the only one who voted for
Kavanaugh won. The other four,
are lost, and they have polling on this,
people did not like
going after a guy for what he
did in high school. It looked
bad, and now Democrats
are talking about impeaching him
again? Well, one of the things
is, we've got to remind people that being on the
Supreme Court is not a right,
it's a privilege. And if there
is a dark cloud over somebody,
you know, there are a lot of... From high school?
It's not a dark cloud. He probably
did some shitty things
in high school drunk. If the
idea that everybody in public life
is going to have to count for dumb things
they did in their childhood. This applies to
Justin Trudeau as well. We are in
an inquisition on people's
peaciness throughout their entire lives.
Give them a break and most people
don't want to join. May the woman please speak
about what this felt like to sit through the
Cavanaugh. Let me make my point.
I'm sorry, I think you've already made your point, Andrew.
You were going on about peaceiness. We got it.
We understood. I'm talking about how...
No, no, no. That's not. That's kind of conversation.
I mean...
I'm talking about dragging things off from people's childhood
because you're on a crusade to prove that we live in a patriarchal society.
That's what I'm worried about.
Okay.
More, by a 16 point margin,
the people who watched Dr. Blasey Ford believed her.
Yes, it was about something from a long time ago,
but it goes to character.
We are not talking about a job like we have.
We are talking about being one of the nine moral arbiters
of this great nation.
A.
So you're saying at 17,
you have to have your fully formed character.
That's what you're saying.
You know what he didn't do when faced with that?
He didn't say, you know what?
I was kind of a misogynistic jerk.
I did get really strong.
Wait, wait, he didn't say, can I?
He didn't say that.
He was.
He didn't apologize for it.
He tore the paint off the room
and did something that no person,
he basically lied and screamed his way
in a job interview for a job
that he then got hired for
that he can never get fired for.
I understand. No woman could ever do that.
Nobody, but somebody like
him, could ever get away with that.
But women...
If you win and sales, you lose, right?
Now, I think Justice Paul Stevens got it right.
This man did not show a judicial
temperament. And
being on the court is not a right.
You try...
You try to obtain a accused temperament when you're being
accused of something that no idea it was coming at.
You came at the last minute, and that happened years and years
and years ago. This is an
inquisition that has to be stopped.
Just for what he did on the Star Report, I mean, he wrote that.
The Federalist Society could have found another conservative.
Of course they could.
Live in reality, man.
That's who they put up.
We don't have the votes.
And now we lost seats.
Are we going to do it again?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg said glowing things about him.
I think he's an asshole.
I think he shouldn't be on the Supreme Court.
Sometime you have to do a fight even if you can't win.
Okay.
But none.
That one on an impeachment.
What were you like at 17?
You know, yes, you're different.
You're a woman.
women mature faster.
I'm sorry.
I knew my husband at 17.
He was not like that.
Okay, everybody is.
And I don't think that he should be one of the nine people
to decide what I could do with my body.
And I think it's fine to hold him to a higher standard.
It's, this is not hard.
Okay, I'm just telling you what the politics is.
You really, you really were not holding him.
You knew you couldn't beat him, so you decided to smear him indefinitely.
And people don't.
With no proof.
With no proof.
This is seeming very personal.
People don't...
No, people don't think
you should go back to age 17.
It just strikes them as preposterous.
And by the way, it's counterproductive
for Democrats winning.
Anyway, that was one story in the news this week
where, you know, when it said Brit Kavanaugh
had his dick out, I was like,
I don't know it for a fact.
I just know it's true.
And I thought, oh, what a good week to do.
I don't know it for a fact.
I just know it's true.
For example, I don't know for a fact.
that the recycling and the regular garbage
end up in the same place,
I just know it's true.
I don't know for a fact that this year's
Kit Katz at the Dollar Store
where last year's Kit Katz at Target,
I...
I just know it's true.
I don't know for a fact that Felicity Huffman
is trying to bribe someone else to go to prison
for her.
I don't know.
Slow.
Okay.
Slow rising laugh.
I don't know for a fact that Trump's salt chaker
is filled with crushed up
batterol, I just know it's true.
I don't know for a fact
that smoking crack is better for kids
than vaping.
I don't know for a fact that the Elizabeth
Warren, who waits four hours to
take a selfie with you is actually a body
double. I just know it's true.
I don't know for a fact
that Justin Trudeau used to be in Blue Man Group.
I just know it's true.
I don't know for a fact that if you drill
on Willie Nelson's Ranch, you'll strike
CBD oil. I...
And I didn't know for a fact that when shredded weed goes bad,
Poe tells it as frosted shredded weed.
All right, she's a human rights activist and executive director of ex-Muslims of North America.
Sarah Hayder, Sarah, how you doing?
Great pleasure.
I'm wanting to meet you for a long time.
Great to be here.
You are the head of ex-Muslims of North America, so congratulations on being alive.
I think that's terrific.
And let's show her billboard.
You got this bill.
What were the three cities this went up in?
Atlanta.
So we wanted to be in many different cities.
Right.
And then we ended up just putting it in a few cities.
So we were in Atlanta.
We were in Chicago.
We were in Houston.
And I saw it and I thought, wow, I didn't know that.
Nearly one in four, Muslims in America are now atheists?
That's based on a pupil.
Okay.
So it's, you know, it's an estimate.
But, you know, I think there's a lot of truth to it.
And it's really incredible to see.
the growth of people who are walking away
from religion, from Muslim communities.
In Muslim communities, there's a really
deep stigma. There's
ostracization. There's, right? I mean, we hear
about death threats. But for the average
person, it's, it's, your family
might never talk to you again. Well, that's in America.
That's in America. If you did ex-Muslims
in your home country, Pakistan,
probably would be a little, the billboards
would be welcomed a little differently. Well, I
wouldn't be, yeah, I would be treated very differently
in about a dozen countries
around the world. If someone like,
me was to show up, I would be put in, you know, there would be the death penalty that would
be awaiting me. And that's the reality. And it's incredible that this isn't a bigger human rights
issue. This isn't something that we're talking about more frequently. And why is that, do you think?
Well, I mean, there are a lot of reasons for why we refuse to look at Islam in a, in a way that
I think would be really, would be honest. It seems like after 9-11, the liberals in America,
like bent over so far backwards to say, let's not say, all Muslims are terrorists, which of course,
was doing, at least no sane person, that they went all the way to, you can't criticize Islam
at all, which is really ridiculous. I mean, criticizing a religion is criticizing a religion.
It's not bigotry, certainly from someone who was part of that religion.
Well, I think it comes from, I think, for the large majority of people that engages, it comes
from a good place of wanting to protect a minority, right?
Correct.
But it ends up in a place that is really harmful, I think, in the long run.
And, I mean, an example that I like to give is something more recent in the Christ's church.
attack in New Zealand. We had the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Arden.
What was the attack for mine people? There was a really awful terrorist attack. It was a white
supremacist. I mean, that's what it's what it seems like. Who attacked a mosque.
Killed dozens of people. It was absolutely horrific, almost as if they were in a video game.
It was just this terrible tragedy. And the Prime Minister, Justin to Arden, in a show of, I think,
you know, a very well-meaning show of solidarity
and support for this group
put on the hijab, right?
And she was saying, I want to stand with the Muslim community
and what I'm going to do is I'm going to put on the hijab.
And there was a wave of many women
in New Zealand who were doing the same,
putting on the hijab.
And, okay, so it's wonderful to want to show solidarity
for this group, and I think that's an incredible thing
to want to do that.
But the way that it happened,
the way that she chose to do it by putting on the hijab,
It is one of those things.
At best, it doesn't hurt.
But at worst, it actually does really harm the work of so many women across the world.
And, you know, in the West, Muslim women even.
It's becoming a fashion accessory almost.
I saw the Toronto Raptors who are partnering with Nike.
And, oh, there it is.
They're selling this now.
And, I mean, Nike's slogan is just do it.
But in a lot of Muslim countries, women can't just do it.
Right.
I mean.
A lot of things.
you wouldn't be able to just do.
Sure. Yeah.
You know, I mean, I don't have
high expectations of corporations.
I expect them to be amoral agents.
I don't get my, you know,
social justice activism, you know,
notes from corporations.
But it does say something about
where we are as a society,
about what they think
they might be able to profit out of.
They think that even if they're not going to sell
so many hijabs, they think that
this is going to send a message.
And you say it's not just a benign symbol.
No.
I've read that it's actually most,
women in the Muslim world don't wear it.
It's actually more of a symbol of
conservative Islam. It'd be almost
like wearing a maga hat. Absolutely.
Or a handmaid's bonnet. Right.
And this is part of the problem that, you know,
and this is what Jacinda Arden was doing. She was trying
to sow solidarity with Muslims by
putting on their hijab. But that's, as you said, it's something
conservative Muslim women
often wear and sometimes have to wear.
And then, I mean, there are so many other ways
that we can show solidarity. I mean, she could have said,
you know what I'm going to do is I'm going to give
zakat, which is for
for those who might not know.
It's just Muslim practice.
It's one of the five pillars of Islam.
And it's basically an obligation for Muslims to give to charity.
Sure.
So a certain amount of their income every year.
So what she could have said was this year, in solidarity with the Muslim community,
I'm going to give Zaghat.
I'm going to give to Muslim charities in war-torn countries, what have you.
You know, people who really needed it.
And that way, she could have stood in line with Muslims who were affected.
She could have respected, shown her respect to their faith
without undermining our liberal values.
principles. And you're familiar with Princess Latifah?
Is it Dubai or Saudi Arabia? She escaped. I think you know her mother, Queen Latifah.
No, I'm sorry.
But there's been a number of these women, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, and she said, I don't know how I'll feel just waking up in the morning and thinking I can do whatever I want today.
And I read that and thought, that's really what it's all about, isn't it? Just doing what you want today.
It's something that so many women in the world, not just Muslim,
women. It's just, I think it's a problem in almost every country, but, you know, size does matter.
Right. And the inability to just speak, right? And that's what the blasphemy and the death penalty for blasphemy
and the criminalization for blasphemy. That's what it's doing. That's what it really is. Tell us about that.
What does that mean? Blasphemy law is, I mean, it's interpreted different ways in different countries,
but it's essentially a prohibition to criticize religion or to, or to, or to, sometimes it's just if they feel
as if there's something that you're saying that goes against...
It's part of Sharia law, right?
It's part of the legal system, secular legal system of many countries as well.
Right, well, they're married, aren't they?
Sometimes they are.
I mean, the religious law and the...
In many ways they're infused, unfortunately.
The concept of separation of church and state does not exist in many Muslim countries.
In many Muslim countries, it doesn't.
And there's sometimes just an infusion of a little bit of Islam here
and then not in other places.
But what it ends up doing is creating this climate where, you know,
I mean, it's not just people like me who are ex-Muslims
and talking about, you know,
who have left and who are talking about religion,
but it's artists.
Right.
It's, you know, when he's writing, right,
it's human rights activists of every single stripe
that's being affected.
It's science educators and, you know,
scientists in general who are being affected by this.
So it's a broad, you know,
it's this thing that's hanging over society
that's preventing progress in every way.
Okay.
Will you talk about Justin Trudeau with us?
Because I really want to get to this.
You mentioned it a minute ago.
Here's some things I know about Justin Trudeau.
Okay.
has accepted large numbers of refugees into Canada.
Half his cabinet are women.
Four of his cabinet, how brave of you?
Stunning and brave.
Four Sikh members,
four members of the Sikh religion in the cabinet.
The immigration secretary is a Somali-born refugee.
And he seemed to like to wear a black face a lot.
up till 2001.
So I guess my question is,
is he a racist?
And if not, why are we talking about it?
Of course he's not a racist.
Does anybody even begin to believe
that Justin Trudeau is a racist?
No.
This is just another grave brain.
He wasn't a poster boy for a liberal leader.
Yes, he is the most PC, progressive,
out there person who happens to be a flawed human being,
who did some stupid things in his life.
The idea that this is now,
the key issue we're talking about what someone did in college or some party?
Again, it's a complete distortion of reality.
Yeah, but he was in trouble, and one of the reasons they're talking about in Canada,
is this is very close election, and he was in trouble because he engaged in an obstruction of justice.
Well, no, that's a bigger...
I'm not going to weeds on that one.
No, but that's...
It's a boring...
I know.
He wasn't in a little bit of trouble, but...
But it's a legitimate question as opposed to this stuff.
I think it's...
What interests me about this whole story, I mean, I was shocked.
I think everyone was shocked.
It was like, okay, all right, okay, another one.
All right, here we go.
It's just how widespread this was.
I mean, I remember in eighth grade seeing a film
called Ethnic Notions, everyone, go home, get it on YouTube.
It's like dusty old PBS thing
that went through all the different ways
that black people, particularly were dehumanized
through menstrualcy and blackface and caricature
and all the stereotypes.
And I just, I learned that because it was an interesting.
central part of our history. And
the fact that Justin Trudeau could say
I didn't know it was racist, he's
not like some guy, he was the son of a
prime minister. Like, he should have had
an education to understand this.
But then I think about the fact
that less than 10%
of American high school seniors
can say correctly
that it was slavery that was a
central animating problem that led us
to the Civil War.
And then I realize...
That's just they don't teach kids anymore. This is what I'm
I'm saying. It's crazy to me that you could read Justin Trudeau or 90% of...
The Ralph Northern question, which was exactly the same, right?
And he's still in office.
And the people who really supported him were African-Americans.
Because they have more balance and sense about this than woke white progressives.
And so they have a sense of reality about this.
They know that these people are not vile white supremacists.
Whenever I see one of these pictures of a guy like this, and the latest one was 2001,
but it was an Arabian Nights theme party.
What else do you go as?
I mean, you know...
And look, and by the way, the concern is...
I think we should stop theme parties.
Certainly, you know, I mean, I...
Can you say something about this?
The guy who's like, I'm having a motown theme party.
Can I have to say something about this black voters thing?
Yeah, I'm going to come as vanilla ice, you know?
I think he was tying to the label for a minute.
I think it's important to think about why black voters
tend to do things like support Joe Biden, you know, support Ralph Northam.
black voters understand, because we do the homework, we know our history,
we know how pervasive racism is, we could have seen Trump coming, and many of us did.
There's a conservatism that's not about what we want.
It's about what we think the white majority will tolerate.
And that's why it was like, Ralph Northam, I think he's better than the other guy.
Joe Biden, when people like, you know, older people in my family say,
I'm going to support Joe Biden, it's not because they really love him.
It's because they think that white people
is the same reason Obama selected
his vice president. That's the kind of person
that white working class people who went for Trump
will support. It is a
conservatism, not of their own ideals,
but of what we read the country
to be, and we're often right. But the poll show
now that
the polling shows now that white progressives
thinks there's more racism in this country
than African Americans. I did see that one
poll, yeah. How do you explain that?
I think there's a very long overdue conversation
that's happening right now about racism
and I think that
I have some problems actually with the way that poll was done
I think it's fine to talk about it
because it's true that white progressives
the thing that has made them progressive
is actually the reaction to Black Lives Matter
and the reaction to the backlash
to President Obama and I think that is a good thing
because we will get to a place
where we finally have some coherent conversation
about race. Don't you think they've overplayed their hands?
Who's overplayed which hand?
White progressives on seeing racism
absolutely everywhere, white supremacy
under every person's skin, seeing
everything around us through this prison.
I mean, it is, it's, you're absolutely
right, Heather. Biden has been called a racist.
Hillary has been called a racist.
Nancy Pelosi has been called a racist.
And like, maybe
everyone has racism in them to a degree.
But if Biden, Pelosi, and Hillary
aren't good enough for you, I don't know who you're going
to come up with. I just, I just don't
know. I just don't.
We're humans.
I know, but white people have to have a certain...
No, and I agree.
I'm not saying that those three people are white supremacists.
I think this country...
Wow. I said racist.
You went all the white supremac.
They don't use racist anymore.
No one's a racist.
They're all white supremacists.
No one's a sexist.
They're now a misogynist.
They've ratcheted up the rhetoric here in such a way that no one survives.
You see what Trump has done by making white nationalism,
something that you can talk.
about without being embarrassed, he has pushed the debate in a direction that is making people
make statements that are idiotic about racism in the sense that there is no way the people you mentioned
are racist.
Nancy Pelosi is not...
But they were called racist by other people on the left.
The challenge now is how to bring the...
I don't know the majority of the people on the left would say that...
No, the problem...
But AOC suggested that.
Yeah, no.
So...
She represents a lot of people on the left.
So I think that what you're referring to is...
Yes.
So, for example, when Joe Biden, like, went on that very strange ranch...
Yes, the record player.
That ended up with a record player.
But what he was talking about...
It wasn't just an anachronism.
It was basically saying, in response to a question about,
are, you know, white people at all responsible for, you know, the debt that this country owes,
he said, basically, that black people sort of didn't know how to raise their own children.
That's, like, really old, received white liberal wisdom.
and I think that the problem right now
is that so much of our system has been structured,
so many of our messages about black people's worth,
about brown people's worth,
has been so negative for so long.
It is very easy,
and it's been structured in our politics,
that I think white Democrats,
particularly of a certain age,
are instinctively still thinking that way.
They're instinctively still thinking that they can't say really
bold things about, you know, black people's worth because there's a white conservative
sort of box around the politics, which I think is a reasonable thing to admit. I just think
that when 70% of African-American kids are born without a father or two parents, they obviously
have a biological father, but they aren't supported. They aren't, they aren't, they aren't, they aren't,
they aren't support. That idea has been refuted. Just because the marriage doesn't happen, actually
African-American men are more involved
on a day-to-day basis in their children's
lives than white men.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Marriage rates have gone down, as they have
gone down, for non-college educated
people. The fact that the crowd applauded
that, says a lot. I know. Yes, we hate ourselves.
No, I mean, I think, I hope there's a black people in the audience.
I thought some earlier. Don't you think that marriage actually
does help connect children to their parents? You think that they have that same
support? There is a real problem.
in African-American society about bringing up kids.
They're failing in schools.
In all of us.
It's a problem.
Yes.
No, it's much more acute in that community.
Okay.
I have to go to new rules.
Thank you, panel.
But we will be over time if we don't.
As penance for his time in the Trump administration,
Sean Spicer must be sent to the border
to welcome every illegal immigrant just like this.
You know, you can't discriminate against porn company.
when everyone is using their product.
This week, the porn site Bang Bros.
Submitted a $10 million bid
to rename the home of the Miami Heat,
the Bang Bros Center.
And I am all for it.
Because, I must say,
I just saw Hamilton at the Pornhub Pavilion,
and it was incredible.
And I can't wait to see Michael Boubley
at the In-N-Out Center for the Performing.
art.
In and out, you know.
Okay. New Rule, someone
must explain why 99%
of businesses using barbed wire
have stuff nobody
whatever want.
Hey, mechanic who specializes in
Pontiacs. You already have something that keeps
people from breaking into your job.
Pontiacs.
New Rule, now that vaping is all the rage,
someone must do something to help the
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Help us help Topanga hold on to their way of life.
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New Rule, stop worrying that Apple CEO,
Tim Cook, might be a little too over-giddy
about the new iPhone 11's three camera lenses.
He'll come back down to Earth
when he realizes old people are trying to shave with it.
And finally, new rule,
American politics must be introduced to a new concept,
Catch 23.
Now, of course, Catch 22 meant if you claim to be insane
to get out of combat,
it actually proved you were sane.
Catch 23 is if Donald Trump never makes you insane,
you are insane.
I bring this up because Republicans love to throw out the term
Trump derangement syndrome to deflect any criticism from the dear leader.
And by that they mean that liberals are a bunch of sore losers
who just can't accept the results of an election,
and they go mental at every little thing Trump does.
And there is a bit of that on the line.
but have you watched this man over the last four years?
Let me call the Russians.
We want deal.
Bing, Bing.
I don't want mosquitoes around me.
I'm wearing a jacket and a hat.
I don't like mosquitoes.
Tippy top shape.
We got a this.
We got a that.
I don't know what I said.
I said, let's go to Iraq.
Thank you very much.
And you came to the conclusion.
Yeah, that's how a president behaves.
and I'm the one who's deranged.
You know, when Republicans say Democrats never got over Trump's behavior,
you're right, we haven't gotten over it because no one should.
Anyone remember Otto Warmbier, a college kid who Kim Jong-un killed,
and Trump said, Kim tells me he didn't know about it, and they'd take him at his word?
Same thing he said when the Saudis killed Jamal Khashoggi.
When the entire American intelligence community told him Putin had interfered with our election,
he sided with Putin.
When they told him Kim was still testing missiles,
he said, we're in love.
Nothing, Mitch McConnell?
This is what Trump derangement syndrome really is,
pretending that all of this is perfectly acceptable behavior
for an American president.
That's deranged.
That's a syndrome.
And it's coming from the right.
It's like body odor.
If you smell it all the time, it's probably you.
Look, I don't have time.
to go through all of Trump's greatest hits.
So let's just say,
if you don't think a president doing this
is crazy,
then I just want you to know
that if Joe Biden rapidly declines
and legit loses his mind,
then I am going to pretend
nothing to see here,
just like you're doing now.
And I am going to encourage
all Democrats to do the same
and vote for him anyway. And I'm not talking
about the current Joe Biden.
Oh, no, no, no.
Not the mildly embarrassing
gaffe machine who mixes up
stories and waits till he's on
stage for his eyeball to explode
and his
dentures to fall out.
That guy would
not be nearly broken and crazy
enough to teach the Republicans
the lesson they need to learn.
For this, I need Joe Biden
to be full on, forgot to wear pants,
crumbs in his hair screaming at the toaster nuts.
And when Republicans say,
wait a minute, how can you give unwavering support
for someone who's clearly lost it,
I'll say, I don't know, you tell me.
And just like you do now, in private,
oh, we'll all admit, oh yeah, our guy's nuts.
But publicly, we'll say he's great.
Full denial mode, like you do now.
You don't believe he's ever lied?
He exaggerates and spins.
Okay, do you believe he's ever told the American people a lie?
No.
With friends like that, who needs a Sharpie?
Donald Trump doesn't lie?
That's where they are?
Okay, fine.
But when crazy, senile, pants-pissing Joe Biden
is president and gives the Medal of Freedom to the Pillsbury doughboy,
I'm just going to say,
he's a different kind of president.
Trump humps the flag.
I want Joe to fuck it.
Because he's not a traditional president.
I want him always wandering off.
I want to see a headline missing for three days
President Biden found sleeping in a mattress store.
I want him to have an extra-marital affair
with black China.
And every fucked up thing a celebrity ever did,
I want to see him do it.
I want to see him eat a hamburger off the floor.
I want to see an interrupt Taylor Swift at an award show,
lock a hooker in a closet,
shave his head and attack a car with an umbrella.
I want to see him jump up and down on Oprah's couch
in a meat dress.
And after he plows the presidential limousine
through a farmer's market,
I will say, why so upset Republicans?
That's just Biden being Biden.
All right.
I'll be at the Smart Financial Center in Sugar Land, Texas, tomorrow, September 21st, at the Civic Center in Oklahoma City, September 22nd at the Orphium in Memphis, October 4th.
I want to thank Andrew Sullivan, Timothy Naftali, Heather McGee, Sarah Hader, and Samantha Power.
Stay tuned for overtime on YouTube.
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