Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #550: Michael Eric Dyson, Alex Wagner

Episode Date: November 21, 2020

Bill’s guests are Michael Eric Dyson, Alex Wagner and Jon Meacham. (Originally aired 11/20/20) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...ices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you. You're sparsely populated people. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I know. It's our, thank you. Our last show, I appreciate that. Thank you very much. for doing what you had to do to get in here. It is our last show of this season, and it has been 17 days now. Since the election, Trump is still behaving like a psycho beauty pageant queen
Starting point is 00:01:09 who will not let go of the tiara. And this is also the last time I will see anybody publicly before the holidays, so merry and happy, because it's been that kind of year. Merry, happy. Why?
Starting point is 00:01:30 God. Thanksgiving was always when you pigged out at two in the afternoon, just passed out on the couch. Now, every day this year was that. For now and I'm going to be referring to this period in history, because we need a name for this,
Starting point is 00:01:49 as the fuckening. The fuckinging. We had the Great Recession, and then we had an economic expansion, and this is the fuckinging. That's what we are in now. I mean, it's... I was in a store the other day.
Starting point is 00:02:05 It is depressing. The big hot novelty toy item this year for the holidays is Elf on a ventilator. This is... I don't get this country. The Trump people, they don't want anybody to wear a mask because they say it's all about conformity.
Starting point is 00:02:24 These are the same people who want everyone to kneel. Or not to... Fuck that joke. But I was... You know, the people who... They want to kick a... get out of the country if you want to...
Starting point is 00:02:35 Forget it. You get what I was trying to get there. It's the last show of the season. I'm losing it. But you know what? They can all jump in a lake because... No, seriously, because Democrats, who are always preaching wearing the masks, they keep getting caught doing what we're not allowed to do.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Nancy Pelosi did. Lori Lightfoot did. Now Gavin Newsom. Did you see this? He was at some sort of birthday party indoor. I haven't eaten indoors. publicly since March without a mask. And at the table, there were lobbyists from the California Medical Association. This is like getting shit-faced
Starting point is 00:03:14 with mothers against drunk driving. Good, yes. Let's keep it even. But, you know, they say there are two new vaccines that are coming in just in time for the holidays. This is big news. They say they're almost impossible to get, and there is about a 90% chance of them working. Maybe I'm thinking of PlayStation 5.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Oh, and the president, oh, he, I tell you, he's in the holiday spirit. Yeah, he had a screening last night of his favorite holiday movie, How the Grinch Stole Pennsylvania. This guy, I mean, it's just, I mean, did you see what Team Lunatic was putting forward this week? Rudy Giuliani was out there. He's having quite a third act. But he's not looking for his dick and his pants. He's out there.
Starting point is 00:04:20 He's out there as Trump's lead lawyer because all the regular lawyers have quit. And he's got a new theory about who fixed the election. Venezuela. Venezuela. Apparently, he says, Dominion. That's the voting machine company. They're actually out of Canada.
Starting point is 00:04:33 But he says they're owned by another company, which is funded by a Venezuelan associate of Hugo Chavez, who is dead. At this point, MSNBC just cut away to a cuckoo clock. This was like... And... Wait. Wait, that's not all.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Spain. Spain is involved. Yes. Venezuela, they make the machines. Zombie Hugo Chavez. He makes that. But then the vote got sent, he says, to Barcelona, Spain, where they were fixed for Biden and then sent back to the U.S. At this point,
Starting point is 00:05:16 Rudy just kneeled down like James Brown and two handlers came out and put a straitjacket on him. It was... And then the judge said, order in the court. And Rudy said, tankeret and tonic, please. And then things got weird. I'm going to show you a picture now, but warning,
Starting point is 00:05:45 the following may be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised. This is what happens... This is what happens when Dracula gets out of the coffin too early in the day. I mean, that's his hair dye.
Starting point is 00:06:09 You know the Trump people are always saying, these colors don't run? Sometimes they do. Apparently they do sometimes. Even Jeffrey Toobin was like, God, that's embarrassing. All right. Jeffrey Toobin, all right, never mind.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We got a great show, our last show in the year. John Meacham and Alex Wagner are here. But first off, my good friend, he is a distinguished professor of African-American studies and ethics at Vanderbilt University now, an author of long-time coming reckoning with race in America.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Michael Eric Dyson. You are hilarious. Like James Brown. Straight track. That was great. I love that for you. I appreciate that, man. How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Man, I'm pretty fair for a square, as they say, in my neck of the woods. Yeah, well, thanks for going through all the stuff you have to do. You came just in time. I think we're closing down soon. Yeah, you're shutting down, man, on the curfew, so I just missed it, you know. I think we're going off the air just at the right moment. Hopefully it'll be better next year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:08 But I wanted to ask you about this year, first of all. I mean, your book, great book. I read it quick. It's a great quick read. Thank you. Serious stuff, of course. But the year 2020, I mean, 2017 was the year of Harvey Weinstein and then the Me Too movement. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:25 And it seems like everything changed to a degree with gender stuff. Right. Right. Do you, are we going to look back at 2020 that way with race? Yeah. That's a great parallel, too. Yeah. I think so, in this sense, that George Floyd,
Starting point is 00:07:45 opened the minds and eyes of so many other people. Now, those of us who have been victimized by it historically and consistently, some among us said, well, dang, I guess you miss like the slavery part and the Jim Crow part, and you miss the other stuff. But I go, whenever people wake up, they wake up. Whenever they become aware, they become aware. And I think, look, we were all at home, those of us who could afford to stay at home, with the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:08:12 And we're looking at our screens anyway. And when George Floyd's image flashes across the horizon of many of these devices, it was astonishing. And many white brothers and sisters said, wait. So black people have been making claims. We've been going to like, well, okay, you must have said something. You must have acted or misbehaved. But my God, we can see here prostrate on the ground a black man meaning harm to no one
Starting point is 00:08:37 being the recipient of Derek Chauvin's neck, his mortally depressed column, his neck being squeezed and asphyxiated for, no good reason. And I think that shook America to its core. And not just America, people all over the world were responding. And you think this is more about racism than policing? Well, I think, well, the two go hand in hand. I think it's about
Starting point is 00:08:57 the persistence of what now has become a term systemic racism. And I think it's about the fact that police people have been way out of control for too long when it comes to African American and Latino people. Give me a comparison of
Starting point is 00:09:16 I mean, you're almost my age. Give me a comparison of 1980, 2000, 2020. Yeah. I mean, there's some difference. Well, there's no doubt. Well, 1980, you've got the rise of Ronald Reagan, right? And hip-hop. I mean, like with policing.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Right. Well, but I'm saying, so with Reagan... Racism is in general. You've got... Racism in general, right? Look, you got law and order stuff. You've got Nixon 20 years before, talking about law and order. Then in 1980, the restoration of an American society
Starting point is 00:09:51 that had gone off the rails people perceived. So Ronald Reagan was there to police it back into order. You think about 2000, what happens? You know, Jesse Jackson has run a couple times for the presidency. People have said, oh, look, there are different avenues and possibilities that are now awake to us, but then you had the fights against affirmative action in the courts. And then when you think about even 10 years ago,
Starting point is 00:10:13 in 2010, you know, we're in the second year of the presidency of Barack Obama. And so that was a huge shift. That was a Gutenberg shift in the consciousness of American culture that now this black man can be the face of America, the avatar of American democracy, the embodiment of the noble aspirations of James Madison and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
Starting point is 00:10:35 is now this sun-kissed son of America who embodies the best ideals and the noble aspirations. But at the same time, beneath it all, you have this undercurrent of the mistreatment of ordinary, everyday black people and the police. And I can tell you, Bill, I didn't write much about it in this book. I've written about it in other places. I've been victim of that kind of brutality for most of my life. And it has become routine for many of us, 10 and 2, put your hands on there, put your wallet on the dashboard.
Starting point is 00:11:05 You tell your kids, be as, look, and a lot of other people have to do this, too, but we have to have a special attention paid to that. be extremely careful, be deferential, because we want you to get out with your livelihood. But what I'm asking you is the difference between, like, from now and 20 years ago. Right. Your answer might be there is none. I just want to know that because, like,
Starting point is 00:11:26 I think, look, there is a difference, but there's a difference in awareness of people seeing that the police have mistreated black people consistently. Look, we can trace it back to 1700s. When the slave stuff got started, the slave patrols in Virginia. since that time, I'm telling you, Martin Luther King Jr. talked about police brutality in 1963 in his March on Washington speech. So, yeah, things have shifted in terms of awareness, possibility of black upward mobility, people getting along better. Rodney King's answer, can't we all get along? Well, some of us got along better in some places.
Starting point is 00:11:58 But I'm saying the lethal persistence of anti-blackness in this country has been a constant drumbeat that has accompanied the social dance of black people in many areas in America. That's the reality. That's the hurtful thing. But you, I mean, in your, is it one of the last chapters in your book called White Comfort? Yes, one of the right. You acknowledge that there is diversity in thought. No doubt. In the black community.
Starting point is 00:12:24 No doubt. Extremely. And I assume you are for that. Absolutely. Okay. So, I mean, I've heard a lot of, I've had some of them on the show. Coleman Hughes was here, Camille Foster. John McWhorter, professor like you.
Starting point is 00:12:39 he talks about the religion of anti-racism. He wouldn't agree with everything you're saying. He says we've never been less racist. No, that doesn't mean there isn't so racism. Right, right. But what is your view of that view? Look, I think, look, John McWhorter, a friend of mine, very smart guy, I respect all the people you talked about.
Starting point is 00:13:00 They don't represent the masses of black people, number one. They don't represent the basic belief of black people. And here's the point. Well, most black people want more policing, not less. I was about to say black people are culturally conservative. They're unlike, look, I don't represent the mainstream, if you will, of black thought when it comes to things like that, right? As an ordained Baptist minister for 40 years, I've seen some of the stuff that goes on in these churches. Now, black communities say, look, we want people to protect us.
Starting point is 00:13:25 We want when we call the cops, though, the cops not to fail to distinguish us from the criminals. And the problem is black people call the cops more than anybody. If you want to get down to who calls the cops, black people, look, Mama, I told you I want those biscuits, butter. I'm calling the cops on you right now. So the thing is, and you ain't done it right. But the point is that we want when the cops show up not to direct a common ordinary interchange
Starting point is 00:13:52 between two human beings into something lethal. What do I mean? So when the cops stop Sandra Bland for a traffic signal or something on her car, and it ends up she's in jail hung two days later, Walter Scott down in South Carolina, he stopped because his left turn signal was wrong and the guy ends up shooting him.
Starting point is 00:14:12 So the ordinary interactions that many white brothers and sisters can take for granted end up in death for black people. So yeah, a lot of black people don't want the police to be abolished, but Bill, and I know that that term, Jim Clyburn and others have said, hey, that's the death nail. You talk about abolition.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Do you know in the 1850s most white people were not in favor of abolition of slavery? So things do change. So the thing is, is that are you interested in the commercial of the product? I'm all for whatever language gets us over. I'm not a stickler for if it's abolitionist versus reformists. I just want the fact that police people seem to consistently and repeatedly murder, kill, maim, harm,
Starting point is 00:14:50 and destroy black life with wanton abandonment without being held to account. And when they do, they have qualified immunity that protects them. But I remember doing editorials about the police that I was sure was going to get me arrested on this show. Right. five years ago even. And part of the point I was making was there's never any repercussions. Now there have been.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Now you go down the list and lots of police have been put in jail, tried and found guilty for stuff. So, I mean, you would admit. Well, a few more. It's not a big tsunami. It's not a tsunami. It used to be none.
Starting point is 00:15:26 No doubt. And that's progress. But Malcolm Xitz said, you can't put the knife in my back nine inches, just pull it out six inches and call that progress. Well, it is right. There has been acknowledged. No, no, I'm acknowledging that there's been some progress, but do you know the overwhelming majority of black people live in fear?
Starting point is 00:15:40 LeBron James, who's a rich guy who plays for the L.A. Lakers, says we live in terror against what the police will do to us. That's a reality that I think many white people hadn't seen until these snuff films. The pornography of black death is repeated in the cinema of black existence. And these films show us that no matter what, hands up, get shot, hands down, get shot. Speak to the police in a saucy way. Shot. Don't say anything. at all get shot. No matter what we do, the crime is not what we do, it's who we are. And that's the reality that we have to
Starting point is 00:16:11 confront when it comes to police brutality. All right. Well, I thank you always for your perspective. We're amazing. To listen to your talk. Thanks. I wish we could have dinner, as we usually do after the show. I wish we could hang out a little bit. Next year in Jerusalem. Michael Eric Niceland.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Thank you. All right. Let's meet our panel. Appreciate it. Okay, here they are. He is the author of His Truth is Marching on John Lewis and the Power of Hope who occasionally advises President-elect Biden. John Meacham is over here. John Meacham. And she's a contributing writer for the Atlantic
Starting point is 00:16:53 and the co-host of executive producer of Showtime's The Circus, Alex Wagner. How you doing? Okay. So, I've got to start with my favorite topic. Trump not leaving. It's 17
Starting point is 00:17:09 days after the election and the leader of the ruling party keeps insisting that he won in a landslide against his opponent Joseph Biden-Shenko and the pesky courts
Starting point is 00:17:28 we still have courts that seem to be working, right? Because they keep saying, you know, we can't allow this claim of fraud because there's no fraud and little things about legality and evidence. Although Jenna Ellis, Jenna Ellis, we had Trump lawyer, we had her on last week. She said
Starting point is 00:17:44 with Rudy this week in court, This is a quote. Your question is fundamentally flawed when you're asking, where is the evidence? And Rudy said, when I went to bed on election night, he was ahead in all those states.
Starting point is 00:18:00 How is it? They all turned around. Well, first of all, Rudy, we know you sleep in the day. So you can hunt it. My question to you is, we come back on this show, January 15th. Where are we on January 15th?
Starting point is 00:18:18 You're not going to have a concession. Donald Trump is, let's be explicit. Donald Trump is trying to stage a coup right now. That's what's happening. He's trying to undermine the results of a Democratic free and fair election and trying to throw out legally cast votes so that he can win. I mean, I think we should need to be explicit about what we are undergoing as a country right now. I see no future in which he concedes.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I think he will probably avoid having to deal with the White House exit and turn over to Joe Biden in some creative way. But you can bet there will be a rally. There will be some kind of public event. There will be probably some sort of Trumpian de facto White House somewhere else in the country. This man is not going to say that he lost ever. So we'll have like two popes. Like when there was two popes.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Mar-a-Lago meets Avignon. Yeah, exactly. I hadn't thought of that until right now. That's a good point. I think the future is key to how many of Trump's voters all 70 million or so of them, are going to follow that papacy. And I think the reason that so few,
Starting point is 00:19:26 relatively few Republicans have spoken out about this, I mean, it's sort of if the Marx brothers did a coup. And so it's easy because it seems so incompetent to make fun of it. But this is an administration whose fundamental incompetence has led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and the most significant weakening of institutions that however flawed have produced, by and large, a more perfect union,
Starting point is 00:19:53 have given it the most stress and strain since the 1860s. So it's easy to be amused by Rudy, but we're just lucky that our authoritarian's so incompetent. Yeah, and everybody's incompetent. It wasn't just Trump that led to those deaths. He certainly did his part. Right. But we're an incompetent country.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Well, that's true. And an unhealthy one. But I got to say, though, I spent a considerable amount of time with these local election officials, especially those in Pennsylvania. These are civil servants who spent a lot of time, a lot of energy and a lot of focus, trying to make sure that this election came off with a hitch. And they did. It's our one feather in our cap. Well, but that actually, I mean, that matters because if Trump had been able to find any opportunity to say there's been fraud, and even without it. But here's the problem.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Rudy said in his statement the other day, what we are seeing is a massive influence. of communist money from Venezuela, Cuba, and likely China. These are just buzzwords that his people hear. Okay, so they had the Maga March on Saturday. Okay, I mean, I saw people interviewed there. They think, to a person, they think he won the election, that there will be a miracle where he will still stay in office. If not, it's stolen because he is the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Right. Right. Right. Here are the stats. 88% of Trump voters think he won the election. Over 50% of Republicans, all Republicans. What do these people do? This is over, this is like 70 million Americans, which sounds to me like if they don't think the president who's installed is real, that's a fifth column.
Starting point is 00:21:40 That's a large fifth column in America. What do they do? How does a country talk about, House not being able to survive, you know. It's divided cannot stand. Cannot stand. I think this is the key question for all of us, because what we've done is we have managed to, as a country,
Starting point is 00:22:00 consign reason to the sidelines. We don't think anymore we feel. And that's a large part of the pandemic tragedy, is I don't feel like wearing a mask. I don't feel like listening to a doctor. I don't feel like listening to experts. Well, we don't really care. I mean, the purpose of the Enlightenment was that your thoughts and data and fact
Starting point is 00:22:26 would at least have a chance against feelings and emotions and passions and appetites and ambitions. And we've done pretty well for a long time with that, not great. What's basically happened, I think, broadly, is that, you know, in 1964, a historian and Richard Hofstetter wrote a book essay called The Paranoid Style in American Poplar. politics. And it's this recurrent suspicion, as you laid out, that there is a larger conspiracy out there of unseen forces because people have a fundamental human need to believe that there are these secret forces that are arrayed against them. And every moment is Armageddon, every moment is existential. And so therefore, compromise is not possible. And what's happened
Starting point is 00:23:11 is the paranoid style, which was the John Birchers in 64, has widened to a huge swath of the country. And the big task for all of us, and I think it's a task of citizenship, and talking to your neighbors and just actually trying to say, look, there is such a thing as fact. Well, it's been aided and abetted
Starting point is 00:23:29 by a conservative media echo chamber that has... And the internet. John Birch had to come to your house with a pamphlet. Yeah. The memory of... I mean, I spent, you know, the entire fall talking to Trump. voters. They live in a parallel universe.
Starting point is 00:23:43 They do have alternative facts. Those facts are fed to them in a systematic for-profit way by the Murdochow family, by right-wing media outlets, and by the unleashed conservative echo chamber online. I mean, putting that genie back in the bottle is going to be very difficult.
Starting point is 00:23:59 I would say the only person in this country who has the power to really change the direction of this country is Rupert Murdoch. Yeah. Rupert Murdoch. That's interesting. Because you know, Trump has already trying to peel people away because
Starting point is 00:24:13 Fox News is kind of divided about him, but they have certainly been critical, and some people have called the election for Biden. And it looks like Murdoch is doing it. It looks like he is throwing his lot in with reality for a change.
Starting point is 00:24:29 A lot of the Fox viewers will stick with five. They'll be divided. But I think Rupert Murdoch, more than anyone else, holds the fate of this country in his hand and are Australian. An Australian.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Yeah. Fucking Australia. You know how I feel about Australians. Always sleeping on your couch and trying to steal your girlfriend. The world is flat. I'm just speaking for myself here, not for any transition or anything. But we do have a shot here. If the government and the private sector under President Biden can take care of the pandemic,
Starting point is 00:25:09 there's actually a case study here. I'm not saying it's going to be a panacea, but if there is competence, if there are, you know, and if the vaccine timetable works, you may have a moment where people will be able to look at the institutions of which they are so skeptical right now and say, well, things are getting a little better.
Starting point is 00:25:30 This election was not that far outside the historical mainstream in terms of the margin. I think one of the things that... Sadly. Well, okay. Amazingly. You're right. But liberals need to get over that, I think. Right?
Starting point is 00:25:43 Liberal. Well, they need to look at why. Right. So many people consider that detoxic. That was my editorial last week. We won't get back into it. But there are many reasons. Biden comes in with a larger percentage of the popular vote than Truman, Kennedy, Nixon
Starting point is 00:26:00 in 68, Carter in 76, Reagan in 80. Trump also won more. Clinton either time. He did, but he didn't. But Biden's at first. 51%. So just you got, I mean, we can look back all you. That's one percent. We are a 51. We are a 51. But considering what they had to look at for four years. I know you love this image. You're preaching to the choir here. I get that. But it is a 51%
Starting point is 00:26:27 country. We killed 750,000 people to abolish slavery. It was not a, we didn't have a conference at the 19th century Brookings Institution and say, hey, let's go do this. Which was a substantial percentage of the whole country at that time. Yes. I grew up in a region where until 52 years ago, we lived under legalized apartheid at the ballot box in our lifetime. So I'm not saying, let's therefore let these folks let this stuff go, but let's have some sense of proportion. I don't know. I think, you know, we have a battle right now against an unseen enemy
Starting point is 00:27:03 and one side has no interest in fighting it for completely partisan reasons. I mean, that is a cravenness, the inability, the inaction, the dismissal of COVID-19 as a deadly virus, is just tells you the ends to which the Republican Party and Donald Trump will go to preserve a sort of partisan worldview. And that is, you know, I mean, maybe the distribution of the vaccine and the, you know, getting out of masks next year will help things. But I think Donald Trump is going to be on the sidelines, A, claiming credit for it the entire time. His followers will believe that. And I have a hard time imagining they're going to come back into the fold of institutional democracy despite the fact that institutional democracy will have saved their lives. I mean, there's going to go around everywhere.
Starting point is 00:27:50 There's blindness on some parts everywhere. I'm also amazed at how many people have been saying to be lately. I can't wait until 2020 is over as if when the calendar turns over. Oh, boy, that year's God. And it's like, the virus will still be here. Trump will still be here. Okay? He's not... He could be worse
Starting point is 00:28:09 pissing outside the tent in. I mean, just for one thing, he's going to have... He's going to be the ultimate kingmaker. He's going to have a veto power... If we get him out, if he's going to have a veto power over every single Republican candidate. But almost everyone.
Starting point is 00:28:28 If you get the Donald Trump treatment, you know you're not going to get in the votes. Yeah. That's a scary proposition. It's America held hostage. Yeah. Well, if Donald Trump is the Republican Party, we should stop separating the two. He is the Republican Party.
Starting point is 00:28:43 But I don't think they've ever had someone who could do that. Anyway, this is our last show of this Anas Haroblus. And, you know, it's so funny. The paradox of the... I always think of you in Elizabeth II. Welcome to the crowd. And I always think of you when I use a Latin phrase. Which is not that often.
Starting point is 00:29:04 But I'm always amazed that, you know, people have said to me, and I had to kind of agree it. We're like, oh, what a terrible year. And then they go, yeah, and it went so fast. And it kind of did. And I thought to myself, yeah, you know, when I'm 100, if I live that long, I'm going on to remember this year. It was terrible, but it was memorable, and it was not like anything else. So I made a little video to myself to future me. Because, you know, when I'm...
Starting point is 00:29:34 When I'm 100, I don't know. So I made it for myself to remind myself of what this year was when I'm 100. But I figured I'd show it to you. Would you like to see it? Okay. Well, this is a retrospective. It's just a little video I made to my 100-year-old self. Hey there, future me.
Starting point is 00:29:58 If you're watching this, congratulations on making it to 100. Soon you'll be old enough to watch Fox News. Anyway, I'm reaching out to you because I figure at 100 after all the pot we smoked, your mind must be like soup. Would you probably have some on your shirt right now? But look, if there ever was a year that people are going to want to hear about, it's the famous plague year of 2020. And Bill, you live through it. You're going to, I say you're going to want to remember some of this. because it was a pretty special time.
Starting point is 00:30:36 In March, we got locked inside everybody all the time. And let me tell you, we may not have had toilet paper, but we had a raw determination to get back on the air. And your intrepid producers came through and put the home back in home box office. Thank God for backyards and man caves. You used every square inch of your home, your own home at first shooting the whole show on nothing but an iPhone.
Starting point is 00:31:02 You interviewed senators, congressmen, and mayors from a chair in front of a cut out of Trump giving the finger and two feet away from a stripper pole. This really happened. There were lots of challenges. Technical, weather, doing your own makeup. But always wearing a fresh suit, just like you always had in the studio so people out there would know. Fuck you, virus. but the big one how do you do monologue comedy
Starting point is 00:31:35 when you had no audience Bill you son of a bitch you got super high one night and figured it out finally after five months you got back to the studio just in time to see Joe Biden get elected and Trump refused to leave
Starting point is 00:32:08 something the pundits said no one could have predicted I don't see him leaving willingly I don't see him leaving he is not going to leave I'm the guy who says he's not going to leave, even if he loses. I don't think he's leaving.
Starting point is 00:32:22 He's not going to leave. He's not leaving. I don't think he's leaving. I'm right, and you won't leave. He's not leaving. He's not going to leave. He's not leaving. He's not going to leave.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Well, old timer, I hope that Trump, or even more dreadfully, one of his offspring isn't president of your watching this. Most of all, I hope you remember how grateful you were to the entire, intrepid, unbreakable staff at real time for pulling miracles out of their ass every week. And to the folks at home for letting us do what we do, keep both sides honest and good times and bad. Even when the audience wasn't really there,
Starting point is 00:33:05 you knew they were there, and you were there for them. Crazy. So listen, we, uh, We usually, whenever we have a break, we have one in December, we have one in the summer. We usually do future headlines. This is one we did in June. I just wanted to show you, because sometimes they really come true. So we're going to put that up online this year.
Starting point is 00:33:50 It'll be there shortly. Okay. So, let me ask you about Georgia. Because Georgia seems to be the proxy war for all the marbles. Let's not even go into why George is having this runoff, but they are. There is 52 Republican senators right now, 48 Democrat. If the Democrats win those two seats and the runoff is on January 5th, then they get the Senate because the tie is broken by Vice President Kamala Harris,
Starting point is 00:34:22 who Trump calls a communist monster, and he is not given to hyperbole. So this is like super important. is this why so many of the Republicans will not break with him because it's about the Senate because if you don't win the Senate the whole thing is almost pointless
Starting point is 00:34:41 putting Biden in there Mitch McConnell's just going to want to make him a one-term president he's going to want to tank the economy he's going to rediscover the deficit Georgia it's all about getting those two seats in Georgia
Starting point is 00:34:55 and another missed investment opportunity was buying a TV station in Atlanta so you can get the ad dollars going forward because you could Who did that? Another problem. George is the new Florida. It's the pivot point.
Starting point is 00:35:11 It's a really interesting state. The north part is Pat Buchanan country from way back in 92. It's where Doug Collins came from. How much poetry is this? You have the pastor of Ebenezer Baptist Church in King's pulpit in John Lewis's district.
Starting point is 00:35:31 standing in a year where more people voted, and without that turnout, without, by the way, the most important person... He's the Democrat running. And the most important person of 2020, I would argue, is Jim Clyburn. Definitely. Without Jim... Without Jim Clyburn endorsing Joe Biden, Donald Trump would be president for real, not just in his own mind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:58 The thing about the Georgia race is it's going to be an uphill climb for Democratic. Democrats. If you look at the numbers from the election in November, Biden won the state by amassing a really broad coalition, not just of the Democratic base, but of peeling off moderate Republicans who just wanted Trump out of office. But that same group of Republicans did not vote for down-ballot Democrats. John Osif, one of the Democrats, who's going into this runoff race, got 100,000 fewer votes than Joe Biden, right? And that's evidence of people who are saying, get Trump out, but Biden doesn't get the whole Senate. But the two Republicans running are both criminals.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I mean, maybe criminal is a word that they would object to, but, I mean, one is this Purdue, David Perdue, who used to run Dollar General. Okay, and the other one was Kelly Loughler, whose husband owns the stock exchange. I know that sounds like a joke about rich people in an Adam Sandler movie, but that's a real thing.
Starting point is 00:36:57 He owns the stock exchange. So there are two regular downings. So they're two regular down-home folks. Anyway, they were both privy in January to the reports coming out of the government about how bad coronavirus was going to be, and they went out there and told the suckers that it was all okay, and then dumped their stock in stuff that was going to be affected, like casinos that were going to shut down.
Starting point is 00:37:19 That's not going to affect the vote? I mean, it didn't in the first pass at this. I mean, I think there is a real appetite on some parts of the moderate base that's going to be critical in this race not to have a democratically controlled Senate and White House. And it's going to be a very hard case for John Ossuff and Raphael Warnock
Starting point is 00:37:37 to make that this isn't handing Joe Biden the keys to the kingdom. We all know it's really important. How does the Republican Party function with this coalition now of QAnon, which is really the force, that's where the energy is,
Starting point is 00:37:53 and the Charles Cokes. You know, Charles Cope, the Koch brothers. He said last week, he's very rueful, about his past support of Republicans apparently now. He's like, boy, we made a big mistake because apparently, you know, Frankenstein's monster got out of control there a little bit.
Starting point is 00:38:09 How would these two going to coexist? The greedy traditional Republican and the Democrats eat babies Republican. It's a fabulous question because you have the sort of the respectable Republican view and the way that they justified, I think, I bet the Georgia Republicans did this. I bet there were more than a few.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Georgia Republicans who probably voted for Biden and then voted for the Republicans down the Senate on this idea that somehow another Joe Biden, who, by the way, is about as much of a socialist as my springer spaniels, right? I mean, it's just, they're actually more... They do have tendencies, they are more communist than Joe Biden is. But this is this respectable thing. We want divided government because we want. You know, I just think, you know, once to every man and nation comes a moment to decide, and this is an existential moment in American Democratic, lowercase D history. And we have one more shot at this.
Starting point is 00:39:05 The voters of Georgia have one more shot to get this right by sending these Democrats to the Senate. It's funny that, you know, Biden ran on, you're hurting, help is on the way. And Trump ran on, everything's great. And yet, I'm reading as the returns come back and we get the more detailed analysis of what happened in the election, Trump won in places where people are suffering.
Starting point is 00:39:29 And Biden won in places where things are going great. It should be the opposite, shouldn't it? That's how fucked up this country is. I don't think policy matters anymore. I don't think they should ask that question, are you better off than you were four years ago? It doesn't matter to them. It's just not what they're voting on.
Starting point is 00:39:45 I mean, people are voting on money, though. I mean, I think that's when you ask the question about what is the Republican Party, the sort of polite establishment Republicans who are still in bed with the party that hosts QAnon supporters, they're there because they think they're going to be able to hold on to more of their money at the end of the day, and they are willing to basically make a deal with the devil on literally every other front
Starting point is 00:40:03 because they think their tax rate's going to stay low. I mean, I truly think that is the tie that binds at this point between the establishment, upper-class, educated Republicans and the base of people who have jumped so far down the conspiracy rabbit hole that they can't see their feet. Well, we know about taxes here in California, don't we? I wouldn't say we were under-taxed. This is not an original point to me,
Starting point is 00:40:27 but I think, and this could be a cause for you, partisanship has essentially become religious, right? We have structural partisanship. You have your own holy books. You have your own saviors. You have your own view of the world, your own cosmology. You have people who are, you know, hard, hardcore. You have people who show up on Christmas and Easter, you know, tax day and whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:48 And so... The own holiday. Yeah, the C and E Christian is the tax day vote. Trump voter. And so therefore, rationality that is that is working through the data is been shoved to the side. And I think this is much more about culture and identity than economy and health right now. Well, there's also demographic change afoot.
Starting point is 00:41:12 And I think we're at a hinge point demographically, right, where one tribe, white patriarchy is on the downslope and an ascendant brown tribe is at the gates. And I think Trump has successfully stoked a lot of fear around that change, which is happening, which is existential. which is Darwinian in a lot of respects. And this is the after effect of that fear and that anxiety about, you know, a change in what it means to be an American and what this country actually looks like. And a huge question is whether Trump is the last gas of the patriarchy or is there more to come?
Starting point is 00:41:51 There's more to come. And so how long and what happens to this broad anxiety. How does it manifest? And what about just the structural problems we have that I would just, just to start with the top two in my book, the electoral
Starting point is 00:42:09 college and the Senate, we seem to be consigned because of what you were just talking about, the way the demographics are changing. I mean, Biden's going to win this by 7 million popular votes. I don't see the Republican presidential candidate winning the popular vote ever again. And the
Starting point is 00:42:25 Senate, of course, is run by Republican. They have it, talk about rigged, you know, because, again, my pet peeve, the Dakota Territory gets four. Right. And California, with 40 million people, gets two. I mean, it is, so we're going to be consigned to this, at least semi-minority rule. That's structural problem, number one. And the other is just idiocracy.
Starting point is 00:42:52 The people just get dumber and dumber. Tommy. Not us. I mean, there's a guy Tommy Tuberville, he just got elected to the Senate in Alabama, does not know the three branches
Starting point is 00:43:08 of government. This is like the most fundamental question. You can ask anybody. I mean, immigrants who take the test are like, yeah, I know, ask me the next one. Right. He said it was the House, the Senate, and the executive. I mean, and then there's the Q-Anon lady
Starting point is 00:43:23 and the baby eaters that are coming in to follow. I don't know how if the teachers are stupid, how the kids get smart. You know, I just don't know how we overcome these structural changes. Maybe
Starting point is 00:43:40 I'm being pessimistic. Well, yeah, not only is it minority rule, but it's minority rule by a party that has shown itself to have no governing agenda other than obfuscation and transigence, stonewalling. Make liberals cry. What is the Republican Party? And yet,
Starting point is 00:43:56 we need to reconcile what it is. because it is going to play the dominant role in American politics in the forthcoming future. I mean, I don't mean to be totally the most negative person in the world, but, you know, President Obama was talking this week about why people turn to America. And it's not just because we export all these wonderful, you know, cultural ideas, but it's also because we are the litmus test for self-governance.
Starting point is 00:44:20 And in this moment, this is what it looks like when that experiment in self-governance begins to fail. And we make their phone. But we are, self-government is only as good as we are. And so the structure itself is relevant. But politicians, let's be honest, politicians are mirrors of who we are. They are much more than they are. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And that's them scary. So one minute left. Tell me something hopeful, something optimistic. Tell me one optimistic hopeful thing, and then I'll say mine. I thought of a lesson. I was, oh, this would be a great question to end the season with. Tell me something hopeful, John. The end of the year is coming.
Starting point is 00:45:03 We like that. I think that the fact that Joe Biden won the same popular vote more than Ronald Reagan, more than Clinton, more than Truman, more than Jack Kennedy, suggests that we are a 51% country, and it may just be 51%, but he is president,
Starting point is 00:45:27 and Trump is, only president in his and Rudy's mind. It's a small thing. It's a big thing, actually. I think we've lost sight of this. Try as he might. At the beginning, on January 20th, a woman who is the daughter of Jamaican and Indian immigrants
Starting point is 00:45:47 is going to become the country's first female vice president. And soon the next president. Maybe the next president. The American story continues. It's a change. Mine is, Keith Richards Stop Smoking.
Starting point is 00:46:03 I'm just saying anybody can do anything at any time. I didn't think that would ever. Anything's possible. Change is always possible. All right, time for new rules, everybody. New rule.
Starting point is 00:46:20 New rule, now that the police chief of Marshall, Arkansas, resigned after posting on his social media, death to all Marxist Democrats, someone has to ask him, how many Marxist Democrats, are there in Marshall? If there's two, that's one more
Starting point is 00:46:36 than there are streetlights. It's a one-horse town, and unless that horse has been reading the Communist Manifesto, I think we're safe. New Orleans of the Georgia woman who turned her porch into a restaurant for chipmunks
Starting point is 00:46:55 must conduct a wellness check. Hey, we all get lonely during a pandemic, but turning your porch into an applebeast for rodents? All I know is get there early in the day because dinner is nuts. Neerl, the woman who couldn't have children of her own, and so
Starting point is 00:47:19 had her own mother be the surrogate mom, must never say to her daughter at breakfast, hey, clean your plate. Grandma worked hard on those eggs. It's the last show. Come on. New rule, someone must tell the Michigan couple who had a daughter
Starting point is 00:47:38 after 14 sons, congratulations. Oh, and also stop having children. It's a uter. Not a salad shooter. New Rule science has to explain why. Once you turn 60, everyone looks like a child. Cops look like they're 15.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Major leaguers look like they're 12. And not to put too fine a point on it, but this is my proctologist. And finally, new rule. Hey, it's our last show of the season. Screw the rules. Tonight I'd like to tell... Tonight I'd like to tell you a tale of Dr. William Miller, The American preacher whose teachings spawned the seventh-day Adventist religion of today.
Starting point is 00:48:37 In the 19th century, Miller grew an enormous following by telling anyone who'd listen that he could by reading the Bible and then applying his own math, predict the exact date for the second coming, Jesus' big return to show business. Which good news, bad news, also meant the world would be coming to an end. So peaking in the early 1840s, William Miller's rallies attracted thousands of people all focused on this one idea that the world was going to end on his predicted date
Starting point is 00:49:12 of October 22, 1844. That is the day the world would come to an end. Spoiler alert, it did not. Christ totally blew them off. He was supposed to show up and just flaked. Typical. Now, when you stake your whole religion, on one all-important prophecy
Starting point is 00:49:37 that doesn't come true. The logical reaction from followers should be, well, I guess that was a bunch of bullshit. But no, no, no, no, no, no, this sect doubled down, and to this day refers to October 22nd,
Starting point is 00:49:55 1844, as the great disappointment. Because, of course, it's disappointing when the world doesn't end, but the important thing is that you didn't let your faith be shaken in the guy who got it dead raw. Okay, so by now you're saying, Bill,
Starting point is 00:50:17 what the fuck does this have to do with what's going on in the world today? Well, recently, there's been another large group of people who had a great disappointment and will not accept their loss. And the challenge for us is how do you get people out of a cult, especially when every time you present evidence of what is obvious reality, they take it as proof of you being in on a consistent.
Starting point is 00:50:47 to destroy them. And for the answer to that question, we must turn to, and I'm sure many of you have already guessed who I'm going to say now, Catherine Oxenberg. Yes, Catherine Oxenberg, actress, star of dynasty,
Starting point is 00:51:04 European royalty, and lady in front of you at Whole Foods. Catherine Oxenberg, because she got somebody out of a cult, and I know about 70 million other Americans I'd like her to talk to. Now, if you don't know when I'm referring, referring to, Catherine Oxenberg was recently featured in not one but two documentaries about a cult called Nexium that brainwashed her daughter, India.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Nexium was led by a con man, now serving 120 years, named Keith Reneery, aka Vanguard. It's the name he gave himself. Vanguard. And as I was watching this documentary, I couldn't stop thinking that Reneery, I mean, Vanguard, reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on who. For example, like most cult leaders, Vanguard, had an extraordinary need to be surrounded by ass-lickers telling him how great he was.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Has your being a part of my life enhanced my life? I don't have words to tell you how much it has. A heartfelt tribute to Vanguard. You make it possible for us to grow ourselves every day into the people that we want to be. very amazing man in many, many, many ways. Who did that remind me of?
Starting point is 00:52:26 I don't know that I've ever been more proud to be standing next to your best. Thank you, President Trump, for allowing us to have you as our president. You're living up to everything I thought you would. You're one heck of a leader. Oh, yeah, that guy. That guy. That's right. The one who was also always bragging about what a genius he is.
Starting point is 00:52:52 But I'm smarter than him. I'm smarter than anybody. I'm a very stable genius. Donald Trump's very, very large a brain. Well, get this. Vanguard's followers believed he was the demonstrably single smartest person in the world. Because he told them. He told them he spoke in full sentences when he was one. And also that he invented his own man.
Starting point is 00:53:23 just like Dr. William Miller. And both Trump's and Vanguard's status as cult leader sprang from their creation myths as off-the-chards business savants when in reality Vanguard's consumer byline business was a pyramid scheme shut down by the state of New York and about as successful as the three casinos Trump drove into bankruptcy in the 90s. Oh, and they both started fake schools. And then there's the fact that,
Starting point is 00:53:53 both men were such unrepentant sex creeps, they literally could not stop themselves from bragging about it. If we conquer a woman, if we grab the thing we want to fuck, whatever it is, and fuck it, and if we do whatever we want, and they like it. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want?
Starting point is 00:54:12 Grab them by the pussy. Yeah, you didn't notice that? Okay. It seemed rather parallel to me. And like all cult leaders, they had to have that one queen bee. around them who they deputized to recruit others into their sick games. Vanguard had Smallville actress Allison Mack. Trump has Lindsey Graham.
Starting point is 00:54:41 And, you know, when you're fighting a cult, you're not just fighting the leaders, but all the enablers who see you as an enemy. Truth is a threat to them. That's why what Catherine Oxenberg did was so instructive. You've heard the phrase, hate the sin, love the sinner. Well, she practiced hate the cult, love the cultist. She didn't scream at her daughter that she was. stupid. She didn't cut her off.
Starting point is 00:55:05 She just kept trying to remind her of who she used to be. I think we need to try that on Q&ONON. You know, the ones who believe that rich liberals are running a massive pedophile ring and eat babies, and in some cases, are really lizard people. Wearing a human mask.
Starting point is 00:55:27 And they were as sure that Trump was going to win re-election as Dr. Miller's followers were that the world was going to end in 1844. They were told to trust the plan that Trump would get a second term devoted to busting the Democratic sex trafficking ring. But now on message boards we can see they have doubt and despondency. One of them wrote, my faith is shaken. I followed the plan.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Trump lost. What now? What now? Opportunity to lift the scales from their eyes. But it's not going to happen from mocking them. telling them stupid or making smart remarks like if Kamala Harris really is a lizard person, why didn't she eat that fly on Mike Pence's head? Don't do that. I'm saying don't do that. Really? One more and then don't do it. Rather, if you have Trump relatives over for Thanksgiving,
Starting point is 00:56:29 understand they have been through a traumatic event. Their savior, their strongest, smart, as manliest hunk of a leader who ever lived, just got his ass kicked by the 2,000-year-old man. So, don't gloat. Don't even try to argue, because arguing with cult people only makes it worse. If there's hope, it's not in any of the words that were communicated. It's in here.
Starting point is 00:57:00 And so it is for me. To all of you in the audience, thank you so much, who put up with so much just to be here. All of the folks who helped make this possible during this trying time. The crew who roll with it so well, my brilliant staff. Thank you all and especially everyone at home.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Here's hoping for a better next year. Couldn't have got through this one without you. Thank you very much. Thank you, John. Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Michael Eric Dyson. We'll be back January 15th. Thank you very much.
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