Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #550: Michael Eric Dyson, Alex Wagner
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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you. You're sparsely populated people. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.
I know. It's our, thank you. Our last show, I appreciate that. Thank you very much.
for doing what you had to do to get in here.
It is our last show of this season,
and it has been 17 days now.
Since the election,
Trump is still behaving like a psycho beauty pageant queen
who will not let go of the tiara.
And this is also the last time
I will see anybody publicly
before the holidays,
so merry and happy,
because it's been that kind of year.
Merry, happy.
Why?
God.
Thanksgiving was always
when you pigged out at two in the afternoon,
just passed out on the couch.
Now, every day this year was that.
For now and I'm going to be referring
to this period in history,
because we need a name for this,
as the fuckening.
The fuckinging.
We had the Great Recession,
and then we had an economic expansion,
and this is the fuckinging.
That's what we are in now.
I mean, it's...
I was in a store the other day.
It is depressing.
The big hot novelty toy item this year
for the holidays is Elf on a ventilator.
This is...
I don't get this country.
The Trump people,
they don't want anybody to wear a mask
because they say it's all about conformity.
These are the same people
who want everyone to kneel.
Or not to...
Fuck that joke.
But I was...
You know, the people who...
They want to kick a...
get out of the country if you want to...
Forget it.
You get what I was trying to get there.
It's the last show of the season. I'm losing it.
But you know what? They can all jump in a lake because...
No, seriously, because Democrats,
who are always preaching wearing the masks,
they keep getting caught
doing what we're not allowed to do.
Nancy Pelosi did. Lori Lightfoot did.
Now Gavin Newsom. Did you see this?
He was at some sort of birthday party indoor.
I haven't eaten indoors.
publicly since March without a mask.
And at the table, there were lobbyists
from the California Medical Association.
This is like getting shit-faced
with mothers against drunk driving.
Good, yes. Let's keep it even.
But, you know, they say there are two new vaccines
that are coming in just in time for the holidays.
This is big news.
They say they're almost impossible to get,
and there is about a 90% chance of them working.
Maybe I'm thinking of PlayStation 5.
Oh, and the president, oh, he, I tell you, he's in the holiday spirit.
Yeah, he had a screening last night of his favorite holiday movie,
How the Grinch Stole Pennsylvania.
This guy, I mean, it's just, I mean, did you see what Team Lunatic was putting forward this week?
Rudy Giuliani was out there.
He's having quite a third act.
But he's not looking for his dick and his pants.
He's out there.
He's out there as Trump's lead lawyer
because all the regular lawyers have quit.
And he's got a new theory about who fixed the election.
Venezuela.
Venezuela.
Apparently, he says, Dominion.
That's the voting machine company.
They're actually out of Canada.
But he says they're owned by another company,
which is funded by a Venezuelan associate
of Hugo Chavez, who is dead.
At this point, MSNBC just cut away to a
cuckoo clock. This was like...
And...
Wait.
Wait, that's not all.
Spain. Spain is involved.
Yes. Venezuela,
they make the machines.
Zombie Hugo Chavez. He makes that.
But then the vote
got sent, he says, to Barcelona, Spain,
where they were fixed for Biden and then sent
back to the U.S. At this point,
Rudy just kneeled down like James Brown
and two handlers came out and put a
straitjacket on him. It was...
And then the judge said,
order in the court. And Rudy said, tankeret
and tonic, please.
And then things got weird.
I'm going to show you a picture now, but warning,
the following may be disturbing to some viewers.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This is what happens...
This is what happens
when Dracula gets out of the coffin
too early in the day.
I mean,
that's his hair dye.
You know the Trump people are always saying,
these colors don't run?
Sometimes they do.
Apparently they do sometimes.
Even Jeffrey Toobin was like,
God, that's embarrassing.
All right.
Jeffrey Toobin, all right, never mind.
We got a great show, our last show in the year.
John Meacham and Alex Wagner are here.
But first off, my good friend,
he is a distinguished professor
of African-American studies and ethics
at Vanderbilt University now,
an author of long-time coming
reckoning with race in America.
Michael Eric Dyson.
You are hilarious.
Like James Brown.
Straight track.
That was great.
I love that for you.
I appreciate that, man.
How are you doing?
Man, I'm pretty fair for a square, as they say, in my neck of the woods.
Yeah, well, thanks for going through all the stuff you have to do.
You came just in time.
I think we're closing down soon.
Yeah, you're shutting down, man, on the curfew, so I just missed it, you know.
I think we're going off the air just at the right moment.
Hopefully it'll be better next year.
Yeah.
But I wanted to ask you about this year, first of all.
I mean, your book, great book.
I read it quick.
It's a great quick read.
Thank you.
Serious stuff, of course.
But the year 2020, I mean, 2017 was the year of Harvey Weinstein and then the Me Too movement.
Right.
And it seems like everything changed to a degree with gender stuff.
Right.
Right.
Do you, are we going to look back at 2020 that way with race?
Yeah.
That's a great parallel, too.
Yeah.
I think so, in this sense, that George Floyd,
opened the minds and eyes of so many other people.
Now, those of us who have been victimized by it historically and consistently,
some among us said, well, dang, I guess you miss like the slavery part and the Jim Crow part,
and you miss the other stuff.
But I go, whenever people wake up, they wake up.
Whenever they become aware, they become aware.
And I think, look, we were all at home, those of us who could afford to stay at home,
with the pandemic.
And we're looking at our screens anyway.
And when George Floyd's image flashes across the horizon of many of these devices,
it was astonishing.
And many white brothers and sisters said, wait.
So black people have been making claims.
We've been going to like, well, okay, you must have said something.
You must have acted or misbehaved.
But my God, we can see here prostrate on the ground a black man meaning harm to no one
being the recipient of Derek Chauvin's neck, his mortally depressed column,
his neck being squeezed and asphyxiated for,
no good reason. And I think that shook
America to its core. And not
just America, people all over the world were
responding. And you think this is more about
racism than policing? Well,
I think, well, the two go hand in hand. I think it's about
the persistence of
what now has become a term systemic
racism. And I think it's about the fact
that police people have
been way out of control for too
long when it comes to African
American and Latino people.
Give me a comparison of
I mean, you're almost my age.
Give me a comparison of 1980, 2000, 2020.
Yeah.
I mean, there's some difference.
Well, there's no doubt.
Well, 1980, you've got the rise of Ronald Reagan, right?
And hip-hop.
I mean, like with policing.
Right.
Well, but I'm saying, so with Reagan...
Racism is in general.
You've got...
Racism in general, right?
Look, you got law and order stuff.
You've got Nixon 20 years before, talking about law and order.
Then in 1980, the restoration of an American society
that had gone off the rails people perceived.
So Ronald Reagan was there to police it back into order.
You think about 2000, what happens?
You know, Jesse Jackson has run a couple times for the presidency.
People have said, oh, look, there are different avenues
and possibilities that are now awake to us,
but then you had the fights against affirmative action in the courts.
And then when you think about even 10 years ago,
in 2010, you know, we're in the second year
of the presidency of Barack Obama.
And so that was a huge shift. That was a Gutenberg
shift in the consciousness of American culture
that now this black man can be the face of America,
the avatar of American democracy,
the embodiment of the noble aspirations of James Madison
and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
is now this sun-kissed son of America
who embodies the best ideals and the noble aspirations.
But at the same time,
beneath it all, you have this undercurrent of the mistreatment of ordinary, everyday black people and the police.
And I can tell you, Bill, I didn't write much about it in this book.
I've written about it in other places.
I've been victim of that kind of brutality for most of my life.
And it has become routine for many of us, 10 and 2, put your hands on there, put your wallet on the dashboard.
You tell your kids, be as, look, and a lot of other people have to do this, too,
but we have to have a special attention paid to that.
be extremely careful, be deferential,
because we want you to get out with your livelihood.
But what I'm asking you is the difference between, like, from now and 20 years ago.
Right.
Your answer might be there is none.
I just want to know that because, like,
I think, look, there is a difference,
but there's a difference in awareness of people
seeing that the police have mistreated black people consistently.
Look, we can trace it back to 1700s.
When the slave stuff got started, the slave patrols in Virginia.
since that time, I'm telling you, Martin Luther King Jr. talked about police brutality in 1963 in his March on Washington speech.
So, yeah, things have shifted in terms of awareness, possibility of black upward mobility, people getting along better.
Rodney King's answer, can't we all get along? Well, some of us got along better in some places.
But I'm saying the lethal persistence of anti-blackness in this country has been a constant drumbeat that has accompanied the social dance of black people in many areas in America.
That's the reality.
That's the hurtful thing.
But you, I mean, in your, is it one of the last chapters in your book called White Comfort?
Yes, one of the right.
You acknowledge that there is diversity in thought.
No doubt.
In the black community.
No doubt.
Extremely.
And I assume you are for that.
Absolutely.
Okay.
So, I mean, I've heard a lot of, I've had some of them on the show.
Coleman Hughes was here, Camille Foster.
John McWhorter, professor like you.
he talks about the religion of anti-racism.
He wouldn't agree with everything you're saying.
He says we've never been less racist.
No, that doesn't mean there isn't so racism.
Right, right.
But what is your view of that view?
Look, I think, look, John McWhorter, a friend of mine,
very smart guy, I respect all the people you talked about.
They don't represent the masses of black people, number one.
They don't represent the basic belief of black people.
And here's the point.
Well, most black people want more policing, not less.
I was about to say black people are culturally conservative.
They're unlike, look, I don't represent the mainstream, if you will, of black thought when it comes to things like that, right?
As an ordained Baptist minister for 40 years, I've seen some of the stuff that goes on in these churches.
Now, black communities say, look, we want people to protect us.
We want when we call the cops, though, the cops not to fail to distinguish us from the criminals.
And the problem is black people call the cops more than anybody.
If you want to get down to who calls the cops, black people, look, Mama, I told you I want those biscuits, butter.
I'm calling the cops on you right now.
So the thing is,
and you ain't done it right.
But the point is that we want when the cops show up
not to direct a common ordinary interchange
between two human beings
into something lethal. What do I mean?
So when the cops stop Sandra Bland for a traffic signal
or something on her car,
and it ends up she's in jail hung two days later,
Walter Scott down in South Carolina,
he stopped because his left turn signal was wrong
and the guy ends up shooting him.
So the ordinary interactions
that many white brothers and sisters can take for granted
end up in death for black people.
So yeah, a lot of black people don't want the police
to be abolished, but Bill,
and I know that that term, Jim Clyburn and others have said,
hey, that's the death nail.
You talk about abolition.
Do you know in the 1850s most white people
were not in favor of abolition of slavery?
So things do change.
So the thing is, is that are you interested
in the commercial of the product?
I'm all for whatever language gets us over.
I'm not a stickler for if it's abolitionist versus reformists.
I just want the fact that police people seem to consistently and repeatedly murder, kill, maim, harm,
and destroy black life with wanton abandonment without being held to account.
And when they do, they have qualified immunity that protects them.
But I remember doing editorials about the police that I was sure was going to get me arrested on this show.
Right.
five years ago even.
And part of the point I was making was
there's never any repercussions.
Now there have been.
Now you go down the list and lots
of police have been put in jail,
tried and found guilty for stuff.
So, I mean, you would admit.
Well, a few more.
It's not a big tsunami.
It's not a tsunami.
It used to be none.
No doubt.
And that's progress.
But Malcolm Xitz said, you can't put the knife in my back
nine inches, just pull it out six inches and call that progress.
Well, it is right.
There has been acknowledged.
No, no, I'm acknowledging that there's been some
progress, but do you know the overwhelming majority of black people live in fear?
LeBron James, who's a rich guy who plays for the L.A. Lakers, says we live in terror against what
the police will do to us. That's a reality that I think many white people hadn't seen until
these snuff films. The pornography of black death is repeated in the cinema of black
existence. And these films show us that no matter what, hands up, get shot, hands down, get
shot. Speak to the police in a saucy way. Shot. Don't say anything.
at all get shot. No matter what we do,
the crime is not what we do, it's who we are.
And that's the reality that we have to
confront when it comes to police brutality.
All right. Well, I thank you always
for your perspective.
We're amazing.
To listen to your talk. Thanks. I wish we could have dinner, as we
usually do after the show. I wish we could hang out a little bit.
Next year in Jerusalem.
Michael Eric Niceland.
Thank you. All right. Let's meet our panel.
Appreciate it.
Okay, here they are. He is the author of
His Truth is Marching on John Lewis and the Power
of Hope who occasionally advises
President-elect Biden. John Meacham is
over here. John Meacham.
And she's a contributing writer for the Atlantic
and the co-host of executive producer
of Showtime's The Circus, Alex Wagner.
How you doing?
Okay.
So, I've got
to start with my favorite topic.
Trump not leaving.
It's 17
days after the election
and the leader of the ruling
party
keeps insisting
that he won in a landslide
against his opponent
Joseph Biden-Shenko
and the pesky courts
we still have courts that seem to be working, right?
Because they keep saying, you know,
we can't allow this claim of fraud
because there's no fraud
and little things about legality and evidence.
Although Jenna Ellis,
Jenna Ellis, we had Trump lawyer,
we had her on last week. She said
with Rudy this week in court,
This is a quote.
Your question is fundamentally flawed
when you're asking,
where is the evidence?
And Rudy said,
when I went to bed on election night,
he was ahead in all those states.
How is it?
They all turned around.
Well, first of all, Rudy,
we know you sleep in the day.
So you can hunt it.
My question to you is,
we come back on this show, January 15th.
Where are we on January 15th?
You're not going to have a concession.
Donald Trump is, let's be explicit.
Donald Trump is trying to stage a coup right now.
That's what's happening.
He's trying to undermine the results of a Democratic free and fair election
and trying to throw out legally cast votes so that he can win.
I mean, I think we should need to be explicit about what we are undergoing as a country right now.
I see no future in which he concedes.
I think he will probably avoid having to deal with the White House exit and turn over to Joe Biden in some creative way.
But you can bet there will be a rally.
There will be some kind of public event.
There will be probably some sort of Trumpian de facto White House
somewhere else in the country.
This man is not going to say that he lost ever.
So we'll have like two popes.
Like when there was two popes.
Mar-a-Lago meets Avignon.
Yeah, exactly.
I hadn't thought of that until right now.
That's a good point.
I think the future is key to how many of Trump's voters
all 70 million or so of them,
are going to follow that papacy.
And I think the reason that so few,
relatively few Republicans have spoken out about this,
I mean, it's sort of if the Marx brothers did a coup.
And so it's easy because it seems so incompetent
to make fun of it.
But this is an administration whose fundamental incompetence
has led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people
and the most significant weakening of institutions
that however flawed have produced, by and large, a more perfect union,
have given it the most stress and strain since the 1860s.
So it's easy to be amused by Rudy,
but we're just lucky that our authoritarian's so incompetent.
Yeah, and everybody's incompetent.
It wasn't just Trump that led to those deaths.
He certainly did his part.
Right.
But we're an incompetent country.
Well, that's true.
And an unhealthy one.
But I got to say, though, I spent a considerable amount of time with these local election officials, especially those in Pennsylvania.
These are civil servants who spent a lot of time, a lot of energy and a lot of focus, trying to make sure that this election came off with a hitch.
And they did.
It's our one feather in our cap.
Well, but that actually, I mean, that matters because if Trump had been able to find any opportunity to say there's been fraud, and even without it.
But here's the problem.
Rudy said in his statement the other day, what we are seeing is a massive influence.
of communist money from Venezuela, Cuba, and likely China.
These are just buzzwords that his people hear.
Okay, so they had the Maga March on Saturday.
Okay, I mean, I saw people interviewed there.
They think, to a person, they think he won the election,
that there will be a miracle where he will still stay in office.
If not, it's stolen because he is the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms.
Right. Right. Right.
Here are the stats.
88% of Trump voters think he won the election.
Over 50% of Republicans, all Republicans.
What do these people do?
This is over, this is like 70 million Americans,
which sounds to me like if they don't think the president
who's installed is real, that's a fifth column.
That's a large fifth column in America.
What do they do?
How does a country talk about,
House not being able to survive, you know.
It's divided cannot stand.
Cannot stand.
I think this is the key question for all of us,
because what we've done is we have managed to, as a country,
consign reason to the sidelines.
We don't think anymore we feel.
And that's a large part of the pandemic tragedy,
is I don't feel like wearing a mask.
I don't feel like listening to a doctor.
I don't feel like listening to experts.
Well, we don't really care.
I mean, the purpose of the Enlightenment was that your thoughts and data and fact
would at least have a chance against feelings and emotions and passions and appetites and ambitions.
And we've done pretty well for a long time with that, not great.
What's basically happened, I think, broadly, is that, you know, in 1964, a historian
and Richard Hofstetter wrote a book essay called The Paranoid Style in American Poplar.
politics. And it's this recurrent suspicion, as you laid out, that there is a larger conspiracy
out there of unseen forces because people have a fundamental human need to believe that there
are these secret forces that are arrayed against them. And every moment is Armageddon,
every moment is existential. And so therefore, compromise is not possible. And what's happened
is the paranoid style, which was the John Birchers in 64,
has widened to a huge swath of the country.
And the big task for all of us,
and I think it's a task of citizenship,
and talking to your neighbors
and just actually trying to say,
look, there is such a thing as fact.
Well, it's been aided and abetted
by a conservative media echo chamber that has...
And the internet.
John Birch had to come to your house with a pamphlet.
Yeah.
The memory of...
I mean, I spent, you know, the entire fall
talking to Trump.
voters. They live in a parallel universe.
They do have alternative facts.
Those facts are fed to them in a systematic
for-profit way by the Murdochow
family, by right-wing media outlets,
and by the unleashed
conservative echo chamber online.
I mean, putting that genie back in the bottle
is going to be very difficult.
I would say the only person in this
country who has the power to really
change the direction of this country is Rupert
Murdoch. Yeah.
Rupert Murdoch. That's interesting.
Because
you know, Trump has already
trying to peel people away because
Fox News is
kind of divided about him, but they have certainly
been critical, and some people have called the
election for Biden.
And it looks like Murdoch is doing it.
It looks like he is throwing his lot
in with reality
for a change.
A lot of the Fox viewers
will stick with five. They'll be divided.
But I think
Rupert Murdoch, more than anyone
else, holds the fate of this
country in his hand and are
Australian.
An Australian.
Yeah.
Fucking Australia.
You know how I feel about Australians.
Always sleeping on your couch and trying to steal your girlfriend.
The world is flat.
I'm just speaking for myself here, not for any transition or anything.
But we do have a shot here.
If the government and the private sector under President Biden can take care of the pandemic,
there's actually a case study here.
I'm not saying it's going to be a panacea,
but if there is competence,
if there are, you know,
and if the vaccine timetable works,
you may have a moment where people will be able to look at
the institutions of which they are so skeptical right now
and say, well, things are getting a little better.
This election was not that far outside the historical mainstream
in terms of the margin.
I think one of the things that...
Sadly.
Well, okay. Amazingly.
You're right.
But liberals need to get over that, I think.
Right?
Liberal.
Well, they need to look at why.
Right.
So many people consider that detoxic.
That was my editorial last week.
We won't get back into it.
But there are many reasons.
Biden comes in with a larger percentage of the popular vote than Truman, Kennedy, Nixon
in 68, Carter in 76, Reagan in 80.
Trump also won more.
Clinton either time.
He did, but he didn't.
But Biden's at first.
51%. So just you got, I mean, we can look back all you. That's one percent.
We are a 51. We are a 51. But considering what they had to look at for four years.
I know you love this image. You're preaching to the choir here. I get that. But it is a 51%
country. We killed 750,000 people to abolish slavery. It was not a, we didn't have a conference
at the 19th century Brookings Institution and say, hey, let's go do this.
Which was a substantial percentage of the whole country at that time.
Yes. I grew up in a region where until 52 years ago,
we lived under legalized apartheid at the ballot box in our lifetime.
So I'm not saying, let's therefore let these folks let this stuff go,
but let's have some sense of proportion.
I don't know. I think, you know, we have a battle right now against an unseen enemy
and one side has no interest in fighting it for completely partisan reasons.
I mean, that is a cravenness, the inability, the inaction, the dismissal of COVID-19 as a deadly virus, is just tells you the ends to which the Republican Party and Donald Trump will go to preserve a sort of partisan worldview.
And that is, you know, I mean, maybe the distribution of the vaccine and the, you know, getting out of masks next year will help things.
But I think Donald Trump is going to be on the sidelines, A, claiming credit for it the entire time.
His followers will believe that.
And I have a hard time imagining they're going to come back into the fold of institutional democracy
despite the fact that institutional democracy will have saved their lives.
I mean, there's going to go around everywhere.
There's blindness on some parts everywhere.
I'm also amazed at how many people have been saying to be lately.
I can't wait until 2020 is over as if when the calendar turns over.
Oh, boy, that year's God.
And it's like, the virus will still be here.
Trump will still be here.
Okay? He's not...
He could be worse
pissing outside the tent in.
I mean, just for one thing, he's going to have...
He's going to be the ultimate kingmaker.
He's going to have a veto power...
If we get him out,
if he's going to have a veto power
over every single Republican candidate.
But almost everyone.
If you get the Donald Trump treatment,
you know you're not going to get in the votes.
Yeah.
That's a scary proposition.
It's America held hostage.
Yeah.
Well, if Donald Trump is the Republican Party, we should stop separating the two.
He is the Republican Party.
But I don't think they've ever had someone who could do that.
Anyway, this is our last show of this Anas Haroblus.
And, you know, it's so funny.
The paradox of the...
I always think of you in Elizabeth II.
Welcome to the crowd.
And I always think of you when I use a Latin phrase.
Which is not that often.
But I'm always amazed that, you know, people have said to me, and I had to kind of agree it.
We're like, oh, what a terrible year.
And then they go, yeah, and it went so fast.
And it kind of did.
And I thought to myself, yeah, you know, when I'm 100, if I live that long, I'm going on to remember this year.
It was terrible, but it was memorable, and it was not like anything else.
So I made a little video to myself to future me.
Because, you know, when I'm...
When I'm 100, I don't know.
So I made it for myself to remind myself of what this year was when I'm 100.
But I figured I'd show it to you.
Would you like to see it?
Okay.
Well, this is a retrospective.
It's just a little video I made to my 100-year-old self.
Hey there, future me.
If you're watching this, congratulations on making it to 100.
Soon you'll be old enough to watch Fox News.
Anyway, I'm reaching out to you because I figure at 100 after all the pot we smoked, your mind must be like soup.
Would you probably have some on your shirt right now?
But look, if there ever was a year that people are going to want to hear about, it's the famous plague year of 2020.
And Bill, you live through it.
You're going to, I say you're going to want to remember some of this.
because it was a pretty special time.
In March, we got locked inside everybody all the time.
And let me tell you, we may not have had toilet paper,
but we had a raw determination to get back on the air.
And your intrepid producers came through
and put the home back in home box office.
Thank God for backyards and man caves.
You used every square inch of your home,
your own home at first shooting the whole show on nothing but an iPhone.
You interviewed senators, congressmen, and mayors from a chair in front of a cut out of Trump giving the finger and two feet away from a stripper pole.
This really happened.
There were lots of challenges.
Technical, weather, doing your own makeup.
But always wearing a fresh suit, just like you always had in the studio so people out there would know.
Fuck you, virus.
but the big one
how do you do monologue comedy
when you had no audience
Bill you son of a bitch
you got super high one night
and figured it out
finally after five months
you got back to the studio
just in time to see Joe Biden get elected
and Trump refused to leave
something the pundits said
no one could have predicted
I don't see him leaving
willingly
I don't see him leaving
he is not going to leave
I'm the guy who says he's not going to leave, even if he loses.
I don't think he's leaving.
He's not going to leave.
He's not leaving.
I don't think he's leaving.
I'm right, and you won't leave.
He's not leaving.
He's not going to leave.
He's not leaving.
He's not going to leave.
Well, old timer, I hope that Trump, or even more dreadfully,
one of his offspring isn't president of your watching this.
Most of all, I hope you remember how grateful you were
to the entire, intrepid, unbreakable staff at real time
for pulling miracles out of their ass every week.
And to the folks at home for letting us do what we do,
keep both sides honest and good times and bad.
Even when the audience wasn't really there,
you knew they were there, and you were there for them.
Crazy.
So listen, we, uh,
We usually, whenever we have a break, we have one in December, we have one in the summer.
We usually do future headlines.
This is one we did in June.
I just wanted to show you, because sometimes they really come true.
So we're going to put that up online this year.
It'll be there shortly.
Okay.
So, let me ask you about Georgia.
Because Georgia seems to be the proxy war for all the marbles.
Let's not even go into why George is having this runoff, but they are.
There is 52 Republican senators right now, 48 Democrat.
If the Democrats win those two seats and the runoff is on January 5th,
then they get the Senate because the tie is broken by Vice President Kamala Harris,
who Trump calls a communist monster, and he is not given to hyperbole.
So this is like super important.
is this why
so many of the Republicans
will not break with him
because it's about the Senate
because if you don't win the Senate
the whole thing is almost pointless
putting Biden in there
Mitch McConnell's just going to want to make him
a one-term president
he's going to want to tank the economy
he's going to rediscover the deficit
Georgia
it's all about getting those two seats
in Georgia
and another missed investment opportunity
was buying a TV station in Atlanta
so you can get the ad dollars
going forward because you could
Who did that?
Another problem.
George is the new Florida.
It's the pivot point.
It's a really interesting state.
The north part is Pat Buchanan country
from way back in 92.
It's where Doug Collins came from.
How much poetry is this?
You have the pastor of Ebenezer Baptist Church
in King's pulpit
in John Lewis's district.
standing in a year where more people voted, and without that turnout, without, by the way,
the most important person...
He's the Democrat running.
And the most important person of 2020, I would argue, is Jim Clyburn.
Definitely.
Without Jim...
Without Jim Clyburn endorsing Joe Biden, Donald Trump would be president for real, not just in his own mind.
Yeah.
The thing about the Georgia race is it's going to be an uphill climb for Democratic.
Democrats. If you look at the numbers from the election in November, Biden won the state by
amassing a really broad coalition, not just of the Democratic base, but of peeling off
moderate Republicans who just wanted Trump out of office. But that same group of Republicans
did not vote for down-ballot Democrats. John Osif, one of the Democrats, who's going into this
runoff race, got 100,000 fewer votes than Joe Biden, right? And that's evidence of people who are
saying, get Trump out, but Biden doesn't get the whole Senate. But the two Republicans running
are both criminals.
I mean, maybe criminal is a word that they would object to,
but, I mean, one is this Purdue, David Perdue,
who used to run Dollar General.
Okay, and the other one was Kelly Loughler,
whose husband owns the stock exchange.
I know that sounds like a joke about rich people
in an Adam Sandler movie,
but that's a real thing.
He owns the stock exchange.
So there are two regular downings.
So they're two regular down-home folks.
Anyway, they were both privy in January to the reports coming out of the government
about how bad coronavirus was going to be,
and they went out there and told the suckers that it was all okay,
and then dumped their stock in stuff that was going to be affected,
like casinos that were going to shut down.
That's not going to affect the vote?
I mean, it didn't in the first pass at this.
I mean, I think there is a real appetite on some parts of the moderate base
that's going to be critical in this race
not to have a democratically controlled
Senate and White House.
And it's going to be a very hard case
for John Ossuff and Raphael Warnock
to make that this isn't handing Joe Biden
the keys to the kingdom.
We all know it's really important.
How does the Republican Party
function with this coalition now
of QAnon,
which is really the force,
that's where the energy is,
and the Charles Cokes.
You know, Charles Cope, the Koch brothers.
He said last week,
he's very rueful,
about his past support of Republicans apparently now.
He's like, boy, we made a big mistake
because apparently, you know, Frankenstein's monster
got out of control there a little bit.
How would these two going to coexist?
The greedy traditional Republican
and the Democrats eat babies Republican.
It's a fabulous question
because you have the sort of the respectable Republican view
and the way that they justified, I think,
I bet the Georgia Republicans did this.
I bet there were more than a few.
Georgia Republicans who probably voted for Biden and then voted for the Republicans down the Senate
on this idea that somehow another Joe Biden, who, by the way, is about as much of a socialist
as my springer spaniels, right? I mean, it's just, they're actually more... They do have tendencies,
they are more communist than Joe Biden is. But this is this respectable thing. We want
divided government because we want. You know, I just think, you know, once to every man
and nation comes a moment to decide, and this is an existential moment in
American Democratic, lowercase D history.
And we have one more shot at this.
The voters of Georgia have one more shot to get this right
by sending these Democrats to the Senate.
It's funny that, you know, Biden ran on,
you're hurting, help is on the way.
And Trump ran on, everything's great.
And yet, I'm reading as the returns come back
and we get the more detailed analysis of what happened in the election,
Trump won in places where people are suffering.
And Biden won in places where things are going great.
It should be the opposite, shouldn't it?
That's how fucked up this country is.
I don't think policy matters anymore.
I don't think they should ask that question,
are you better off than you were four years ago?
It doesn't matter to them.
It's just not what they're voting on.
I mean, people are voting on money, though.
I mean, I think that's when you ask the question about
what is the Republican Party,
the sort of polite establishment Republicans
who are still in bed with the party that hosts QAnon supporters,
they're there because they think they're going to be able to hold on to more of their money
at the end of the day, and they are willing to basically
make a deal with the devil on literally every other front
because they think their tax rate's going to stay low.
I mean, I truly think that is the tie that binds at this point
between the establishment, upper-class, educated Republicans
and the base of people who have jumped so far down
the conspiracy rabbit hole that they can't see their feet.
Well, we know about taxes here in California, don't we?
I wouldn't say we were under-taxed.
This is not an original point to me,
but I think, and this could be a cause for you,
partisanship has essentially become religious, right?
We have structural partisanship.
You have your own holy books.
You have your own saviors.
You have your own view of the world, your own cosmology.
You have people who are, you know, hard, hardcore.
You have people who show up on Christmas and Easter, you know, tax day and whatever.
And so...
The own holiday.
Yeah, the C and E Christian is the tax day vote.
Trump voter.
And so therefore,
rationality that is that is working through the data is been shoved to the side.
And I think this is much more about culture and identity than economy and health right now.
Well, there's also demographic change afoot.
And I think we're at a hinge point demographically, right, where one tribe, white patriarchy is on the downslope and an ascendant brown tribe is at the gates.
And I think Trump has successfully stoked a lot of fear around that change, which is happening, which is existential.
which is Darwinian in a lot of respects.
And this is the after effect of that fear and that anxiety
about, you know, a change in what it means
to be an American and what this country actually looks like.
And a huge question is whether Trump is the last gas
of the patriarchy or is there more to come?
There's more to come.
And so how long and what happens to this
broad anxiety.
How does it manifest? And what about
just the structural problems we
have that I would just, just to
start with the top two in my book,
the electoral
college and the Senate, we
seem to be consigned because of what you were just
talking about, the way the demographics are changing.
I mean, Biden's going to win this by
7 million popular votes.
I don't see the Republican
presidential candidate winning the popular
vote ever again. And the
Senate, of course, is run by Republican.
They have it, talk about rigged, you know, because, again, my pet peeve, the Dakota Territory
gets four.
Right.
And California, with 40 million people, gets two.
I mean, it is, so we're going to be consigned to this, at least semi-minority rule.
That's structural problem, number one.
And the other is just idiocracy.
The people just get dumber and dumber.
Tommy.
Not us.
I mean, there's a guy
Tommy Tuberville,
he just got elected to the Senate
in Alabama, does not
know the three branches
of government. This is like the
most fundamental question. You can ask
anybody. I mean, immigrants who
take the test are like, yeah, I know, ask me
the next one. Right.
He said it was the House, the Senate,
and the executive. I mean,
and then there's the Q-Anon lady
and the baby eaters
that are coming in to
follow. I don't know how
if the teachers
are stupid, how the kids get smart.
You know, I just
don't know how we overcome
these structural changes. Maybe
I'm being pessimistic. Well, yeah,
not only is it minority rule, but it's minority
rule by a party that has shown
itself to have no governing agenda
other than obfuscation
and transigence, stonewalling.
Make liberals cry.
What is the Republican Party? And yet,
we need to reconcile what it is.
because it is going to play the dominant role in American politics
in the forthcoming future.
I mean, I don't mean to be totally the most negative person in the world,
but, you know, President Obama was talking this week
about why people turn to America.
And it's not just because we export all these wonderful, you know,
cultural ideas, but it's also because we are the litmus test for self-governance.
And in this moment, this is what it looks like
when that experiment in self-governance begins to fail.
And we make their phone.
But we are, self-government is only as good as we are.
And so the structure itself is relevant.
But politicians, let's be honest, politicians are mirrors of who we are.
They are much more than they are.
Right.
And that's them scary.
So one minute left.
Tell me something hopeful, something optimistic.
Tell me one optimistic hopeful thing, and then I'll say mine.
I thought of a lesson.
I was, oh, this would be a great question to end the season with.
Tell me something hopeful, John.
The end of the year is coming.
We like that.
I think that the fact that Joe Biden won the same
popular vote more than Ronald Reagan,
more than Clinton, more than Truman,
more than Jack Kennedy,
suggests that we are a 51% country,
and it may just be 51%,
but he is president,
and Trump is,
only president in his and Rudy's mind.
It's a small thing.
It's a big thing, actually.
I think we've lost sight of this.
Try as he might.
At the beginning, on January 20th,
a woman who is the daughter of Jamaican and Indian immigrants
is going to become the country's first female vice president.
And soon the next president.
Maybe the next president.
The American story continues.
It's a change.
Mine is,
Keith Richards
Stop Smoking.
I'm just saying
anybody can do anything
at any time.
I didn't think that would ever.
Anything's possible.
Change is always possible.
All right, time for new rules, everybody.
New rule.
New rule, now that the police chief of Marshall,
Arkansas, resigned after posting
on his social media,
death to all Marxist Democrats,
someone has to ask him,
how many Marxist Democrats,
are there in Marshall?
If there's two, that's one more
than there are streetlights.
It's a one-horse town,
and unless that horse has been reading
the Communist Manifesto,
I think we're safe.
New Orleans of the Georgia woman
who turned her porch
into a restaurant for chipmunks
must conduct a wellness check.
Hey, we all get lonely
during a pandemic, but turning your
porch into an applebeast for rodents?
All I know is get there early
in the day because dinner is nuts.
Neerl, the woman who couldn't
have children of her own, and so
had her own mother be the surrogate
mom, must never say to her
daughter at breakfast, hey, clean your plate.
Grandma worked hard on those eggs.
It's the last show.
Come on.
New rule, someone must tell the
Michigan couple who had a daughter
after 14 sons, congratulations.
Oh, and also stop having
children.
It's a uter.
Not a salad shooter.
New Rule science has to explain why.
Once you turn 60, everyone looks like a child.
Cops look like they're 15.
Major leaguers look like they're 12.
And not to put too fine a point on it, but this is my proctologist.
And finally, new rule.
Hey, it's our last show of the season.
Screw the rules.
Tonight I'd like to tell...
Tonight I'd like to tell you a tale of Dr. William Miller,
The American preacher whose teachings spawned the seventh-day Adventist religion of today.
In the 19th century, Miller grew an enormous following by telling anyone who'd listen that he could
by reading the Bible and then applying his own math,
predict the exact date for the second coming, Jesus' big return to show business.
Which good news, bad news, also meant the world would be coming to an end.
So peaking in the early 1840s,
William Miller's rallies attracted thousands of people
all focused on this one idea
that the world was going to end on his predicted date
of October 22, 1844.
That is the day the world would come to an end.
Spoiler alert, it did not.
Christ totally blew them off.
He was supposed to show up and just flaked.
Typical.
Now, when you stake your whole religion,
on one all-important prophecy
that doesn't come true.
The logical reaction from followers
should be, well, I guess that was a bunch
of bullshit.
But no, no, no, no, no,
no, this sect
doubled down, and to this day
refers to October 22nd,
1844, as
the great disappointment.
Because, of course, it's disappointing
when the world doesn't end, but the
important thing is that you didn't let your
faith be shaken in the guy who
got it dead raw. Okay, so
by now you're saying, Bill,
what the fuck does this have to do with what's going on in the world
today? Well, recently, there's
been another large group of people who had a great
disappointment and will not accept their loss.
And the challenge for us is how do you get people
out of a cult, especially when every time you present
evidence of what is obvious reality, they take it
as proof of you being in on a consistent.
to destroy them.
And for the answer to that question,
we must turn to,
and I'm sure many of you have already guessed
who I'm going to say now,
Catherine Oxenberg.
Yes, Catherine
Oxenberg, actress, star of dynasty,
European royalty,
and lady in front of you at Whole Foods.
Catherine Oxenberg,
because she got somebody out of a cult,
and I know about 70 million other Americans
I'd like her to talk to.
Now, if you don't know when I'm referring,
referring to, Catherine Oxenberg was recently featured in not one but two documentaries about a cult called Nexium that brainwashed her daughter, India.
Nexium was led by a con man, now serving 120 years, named Keith Reneery, aka Vanguard.
It's the name he gave himself.
Vanguard.
And as I was watching this documentary, I couldn't stop thinking that Reneery, I mean, Vanguard,
reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on who.
For example, like most cult leaders, Vanguard,
had an extraordinary need to be surrounded by ass-lickers
telling him how great he was.
Has your being a part of my life enhanced my life?
I don't have words to tell you how much it has.
A heartfelt tribute to Vanguard.
You make it possible for us to grow ourselves every day
into the people that we want to be.
very amazing man
in many, many, many ways.
Who did that remind me of?
I don't know that I've ever been more proud to be standing next to your best.
Thank you, President Trump, for allowing us to have you as our president.
You're living up to everything I thought you would.
You're one heck of a leader.
Oh, yeah, that guy.
That guy.
That's right.
The one who was also always bragging about what a genius he is.
But I'm smarter than him. I'm smarter than anybody.
I'm a very stable genius.
Donald Trump's very, very large a brain.
Well, get this.
Vanguard's followers believed he was the demonstrably single smartest person in the world.
Because he told them.
He told them he spoke in full sentences when he was one.
And also that he invented his own man.
just like Dr. William Miller.
And both Trump's and Vanguard's status as cult leader
sprang from their creation myths as off-the-chards business savants
when in reality Vanguard's consumer byline business
was a pyramid scheme shut down by the state of New York
and about as successful as the three casinos Trump drove into bankruptcy in the 90s.
Oh, and they both started fake schools.
And then there's the fact that,
both men were such unrepentant sex creeps,
they literally could not stop themselves from bragging about it.
If we conquer a woman,
if we grab the thing we want to fuck, whatever it is, and fuck it,
and if we do whatever we want, and they like it.
And when you're a star, they let you do it.
You can do anything.
Whatever you want?
Grab them by the pussy.
Yeah, you didn't notice that?
Okay.
It seemed rather parallel to me.
And like all cult leaders, they had to have that one queen bee.
around them who they deputized to recruit others into their sick games.
Vanguard had Smallville actress Allison Mack.
Trump has Lindsey Graham.
And, you know, when you're fighting a cult, you're not just fighting the leaders,
but all the enablers who see you as an enemy.
Truth is a threat to them.
That's why what Catherine Oxenberg did was so instructive.
You've heard the phrase, hate the sin, love the sinner.
Well, she practiced hate the cult, love the cultist.
She didn't scream at her daughter that she was.
stupid. She didn't cut her off.
She just kept trying to remind her
of who she used to be.
I think we need to try that on Q&ONON.
You know, the ones who believe that rich
liberals are running a massive pedophile
ring and eat babies, and in some
cases, are really lizard people.
Wearing a human mask.
And they were as sure
that Trump was going to win re-election
as Dr. Miller's followers were that
the world was going to end in 1844.
They were told to
trust the plan that Trump would get a second term devoted to busting the Democratic sex trafficking ring.
But now on message boards we can see they have doubt and despondency.
One of them wrote, my faith is shaken. I followed the plan.
Trump lost. What now?
What now? Opportunity to lift the scales from their eyes.
But it's not going to happen from mocking them.
telling them stupid or making smart remarks like if Kamala Harris
really is a lizard person, why didn't she eat that fly on Mike Pence's head?
Don't do that. I'm saying don't do that.
Really? One more and then don't do it.
Rather, if you have Trump relatives over for Thanksgiving,
understand they have been through a traumatic event.
Their savior, their strongest, smart, as manliest hunk of a leader who ever lived,
just got his ass kicked by the 2,000-year-old man.
So, don't gloat.
Don't even try to argue,
because arguing with cult people only makes it worse.
If there's hope, it's not in any of the words that were communicated.
It's in here.
And so it is for me.
To all of you in the audience, thank you so much,
who put up with so much just to be here.
All of the folks who helped make this possible
during this trying time.
The crew who roll with it so well,
my brilliant staff. Thank you all
and especially everyone at home.
Here's hoping for a better next year.
Couldn't have got through this one without you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, John.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you, Michael Eric Dyson.
We'll be back January 15th.
Thank you very much.
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