Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #553: Heather Heying & Bret Weinstein, Van Jones, James Pogue
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Welcome to an HBO
podcast from the HBO late-night series
Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Thank you.
You're so kind.
That is a fantastic impression
of an audience.
Really? It sounds like a real audience
almost, you know, if a lot of the people
didn't show up. But no, I think
we have a good energy here today because, you know
why? California finally lifted some
restrictions. It's been a...
Yeah. We are now
we are now allowed to get the mail and flee wildfires.
So things are really loosening up out here.
And that's just locally.
I mean, on the national level, boy, Biden,
boy, he's president now.
You hear that?
That's good.
Yeah.
And he's reversing everything Trump did,
who reversed everything Obama did.
It's a great way we govern this country
by undoing.
But he, like, doing some good things.
Trump had a ban on transgender people serving in the military.
Biden undid that.
But to avoid confusion now,
drill sergeants will no longer say,
drop your cocks and grab your socks.
That's out because who knows who even has a cop.
Oh, and the Navy's new policy is whatever floats your boat.
Also, this is great.
We're putting Harriet Tubman on the 20, the $20.
the $20 bill.
I cannot wait to go into the strip club
and make it rain with 20s and scream,
it's all about the Tubman's!
I'm going to do that.
As soon as this pandemic is over,
I put Harriet Tubman on the 20.
That's great. Not a surprise at America,
because America has always respected black women on paper.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Boo first, then think about it.
Okay, that's right.
Always boo first. It's safe.
Even when I'm with you.
But over in the Senate, the Republican senators
have listened to this, voted against,
even holding the impeachment trial.
A couple of weeks ago, they were all about,
maybe we should impeach Trump.
Nope. No, they say, no impeachment.
We don't even want the trial.
We're going to acquit him anyway.
Not even censure.
But they say it will go on his permanent record.
Yes.
And, you know, Trump,
been very quiet.
Doesn't that alarm you a little?
It's like in jaws when the shark went out to sea for a little while.
It's like...
I think it'll be back.
So he's down there in Mar-a-Lago, and he's off Twitter.
I guess that's a lot of it.
You know who else is off Twitter?
Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, was banned...
Bad from Twitter for tweeting out repeated lies about the election being rigged.
which, you know, I think is right.
But what about the repeated lies about his pillow
being more than just a goddamn pillow?
Yeah, I tell you, the Republicans,
they have a little bit of a lunatic problem
in that party.
They have people like that,
and then they have somebody in Congress,
actually working in the building.
Marjorie Taylor Green.
We've talked about her here on the show.
She's a freshman congressperson,
and she's deleting all her tweets this week,
but this were only from a couple of years ago.
that she's liked a lot of things on social media
about murdering Nancy Pelosi
and has threatened to do so.
How does that work?
How do you call for murdering Nancy Pelosi
and then you're working together?
What do you say to her when you see her in the elevator?
I love your shoes.
When we hang you, they're going to look great.
And Kevin McCarthy, he's the head guy in the house.
He's heard about the things that Marjorie Talley Green
has been saying, and he's like, he's very disturbed.
He's disturbed.
He's disturbed.
He says he plans to have a conversation with it, a conversation.
Marjorie, we've been getting some complaints from coworkers that you want to kill them.
I think if you look at your freshman orientation guide, you'll see plainly on page 16.
It says, we don't kill our workers.
Thank you so much for coming in.
This is the America we're living in.
Marjorie Talley Green believes,
I mean, this, she had never met a conspiracy theory she doesn't like.
She believes in something called frazzledrip.
I'm not making, I couldn't.
Frazzle drip.
It sounds like something Louis Wayne uses to get high.
Frazzled drip.
This is, listen to this.
This is a real theory that they have there in the Cooke Town.
That there is a video out there that shows Hillary Clinton,
cutting the face off a teenage girl, wearing it like a man.
and then drinking the girl's blood
so that she can obtain
a certain chemical
that gives her special powers.
What we hear in Beverly Hills
called the vampire facial.
Wow.
I must tell you,
maybe I'm just getting old,
but I remember when the nuttyest thing
Republicans believed in
was trickle-down economics.
Frazzle drip? I'm sorry.
I am not watching this video.
I'm going to wait until it comes out in the theater.
That's where I want to see it.
I understand it.
Anyway, we got a great show.
Van Jones and James Pogue are here.
But first up, their evolutionary biologist,
my old job, and visiting fellows at Princeton University,
who co-host the Dark Horse podcast and co-author,
The Fourth Coming Book, A Hunter Gatherer's Guide to the 21st Century.
Please welcome Heather Hying and Brett Weinstein.
Hey, how are you, too?
Doing well.
How are you?
Thank you so much for being here.
I must tell you, I've been watching your podcast and seeing you talking about vaccines,
which, of course, is on everybody's mind, number one, these days.
And it is so refreshing to see people have a nuanced conversation.
You're, I mean, among obviously medically sophisticated people who know a lot about this.
You've had a lot of vaccines yourself, right?
We have.
I mean, because you've been to the tropics.
This is your life.
We're as well vaccinated as anyone.
Right.
but it's interesting
you constantly interrupt yourselves
when you're talking about this to say
oh shit I hope we don't get in trouble for saying this
just because it's
It's kind of our job
You're just having a nuanced
adult conversation
as opposed to mere cheerleading
that's not a good place for science
to be right when you're worried
when you're always looking over your shoulder like that
Well there's a problem
built into the question of vaccines
which is that there's a difference between the public health analysis
and the private decisions that people have to make about their own vaccinations.
And the problem is one of game theory,
where the best deal, given that vaccines are very effective,
but they carry some risk, is for everyone else to get vaccinated,
but you not to be.
And if that happens, then you get the benefit of their immunity
and you don't suffer any of the risk.
But, of course, that makes you a free rider.
And so there is a tendency to underrate the risks of vaccines in order to get everybody on board with getting them,
and then people who raise questions get demonized.
So having that nuanced conversation is not an easy thing to do,
especially when you know what's coming.
You're going to be called.
But it's science.
We have to do it, right?
I mean, I understand what's going on now.
The free writer thing, I get it.
And I would say, look, we're in a bad situation.
we do need these vaccines.
But just don't gaslight me, right?
Just don't treat me as a child
who can't hear the truth
because it might scare me or scare other people.
Just tell me the truth.
That's all I want.
And when you've discussed this,
I don't know if you both believe that,
I know you've said this,
that you would prefer the AstraZeneca one,
which is the old school one
where they give you a piece of the old,
the real virus, as opposed to the new MRNA one,
which is exciting.
new technology, probably an improvement, but you say, this is what I've heard you say,
that you would just like the older one because the new one is just so new.
Well, so just to be clear, AstraZeneca is not a fully traditional virus.
It uses a method of delivery that is more traditional and has been used for longer.
It's a piece of the real virus, right?
Well, you have the delivery mechanism, which is an adenovirus, but the adenovirus is
completely unrelated to SARS-CoV-2.
So they're just simply using it to get a piece of DNA into the cell,
and then the cell manufactures pieces of the coronavirus,
the spike protein, which then hopefully the immune system learns to recognize.
But there's no danger of getting SARS-CoV-2
because the virus being used to deliver it suddenly comes back to life.
This virus doesn't carry that capacity.
And we have a long evolutionary history with the denoviruses.
They cause things like the common cold,
so it's not very serious, even if something were to occur.
So in some ways, just the simple fact that it's using a virus to deliver the DNA
rather than a novelly manufactured coat of lipids, these nanoparticles,
which is what the mRNA vaccines are using,
that's a novel technology.
We don't know what its implications are because it hasn't been used in humans for even a year.
Just recreate a little bit of that conversation for me about just the new,
I mean, you're a scientist.
You know this stuff real well.
You're just saying, right?
I mean, I've heard you say it's not science fiction.
It's science fact.
The old one.
So just to be clear, again, the AstraZeneca vaccine is not a traditional vaccine.
It uses a new technology, but it also uses an older technology that we have more experience with.
So it is not a fully traditional vaccine.
I would, you know, there are also some of those.
But that's the one you would prefer.
But the older it is, the more commonly we have already used it,
the more likely we all should be to trust it simply because the data already exists, right?
You know, MRNA vaccines are brand new until 2020.
They hadn't never been in humans before.
And, you know, we are hoping, both of us, you know, as you say, we are scientists.
We've got, you know, we've got more vaccinations than almost anyone,
given that we've got, you know, yellow fever and rabies and all of these things because of the work.
that we have done, yep.
Brett actually has worked on bats.
And so, you know, in order to work on bats in the neotropics,
we have, you know, we've been vaccinated against rabies and yellow fever
and a number of things that most Americans ever run into.
So you mentioned bats.
Let me ask you about this.
Because we've heard a lot recently about the fact that maybe the virus did start in the lab.
Let's talk about that.
The fact that there is this lab, I think it's the only one in the world quite like it,
in Wuhan, where it started.
It would almost be a conspiracy theory to think it didn't start in a lab.
You're okay.
Right.
And that theory was demonized at first, that, oh, it can't.
Come on, that's conspiracy thinking, that it would start it in the lab.
But it certainly is a 50-50.
Would you say that?
Oh, it's far more likely than that.
As a matter of fact, I said, I think in June that the chances that it came from the lab looked to me to be about 90%.
Okay.
So this was never a conspiracy theory.
In fact, that term is simply used to make it go away.
It's an obvious hypothesis that is in need of testing,
and we are only now a year in getting to the point
where we can discuss it out loud without being stigmatized.
The big part of the problem, of course, is that we are so politicized,
we're so polarized unpartisan now as a country
that if the wrong guy proposed this to begin with,
and for half the country it was the wrong guy,
then the rest of the country says,
no way, know how.
We're going to call that a conspiracy theory,
and we're never going to revisit it.
And the fact is that's not how science works.
That is not science.
You need to say, I've got a pattern.
I'm going to make some observations,
and I'm going to consider every possible explanation on the table.
And did it leak from a lab?
That was clearly from the beginning a possibility.
Okay, so let me ask you this.
At first, I was going to say, oh, when they make me get this,
I want the MRNA, because it's new.
I feel like it's an improvement over the old one.
Then I heard you say, no, even though you're a little squirrelly about it tonight, I heard you say,
you want the one where they have a little piece of the virus in it, the way they did it for
many, many years.
Then I heard about the lab.
And I was like, wait, if they made that one in the lab, do I really want a little piece of
that virus in me?
Is it possible there's something in a lab-made virus that is different and would make a vaccine
different than the ones we've had for decades, which is possible?
were made from viruses that occurred in nature?
Well, this is a complex topic.
The adenovirus...
That's why you're here.
Right.
The adenovirus is one that you have history with,
or at least viruses in that family.
You are very unlikely to have any evolutionary history
with beta-coronoviruses,
which are the ones that SARS-CoV-2 comes from.
So just from the point of view of what unexpected might happen
if we give you the adenovirus vaccine,
it's much less likely to be dramatic than lipid nanoparticles,
which is what the mRNA vaccines are packaged in.
As far as the little fragment of DNA in question,
or the fragment of RNA, they produce the same proteins.
So the target is the same.
The virus is wrapped, the SARS-Co-2 virus is wrapped in spike proteins,
and the idea is to give those spike proteins to the immune system
so that it recognizes them immediately,
if you ever get infected.
And from that point of view,
the vaccines that are currently available are equivalent.
They're all delivering...
So you're not worried if it was made in the lab
that it would be different.
That a vaccine would be different,
made from that, that came from a lab
instead of nature itself,
which, I mean, the lab is taking nature itself, of course.
So that doesn't concern you.
All of our best tricks, we are borrowing from nature.
Right.
In this case, we are just simply taking that spike protein
and figuring out how to get it into your cells
so that your immune system gets a chance to see it.
So if, if, let's assume that the Chinese were not trying to create a bioweapon.
It's possible that they were.
If they were, they did a hell of a job.
Because they shut down the world.
But let's assume they were just studying this.
Yep.
For elemasonry reasons.
We want to, we want to have them.
But it got out.
Maybe like on a worker's, you know, it's like when the busboy doesn't wash his hands
before he goes to the bathroom and, you know, then you get food poisoning.
but for the whole world.
Right.
Right.
That's what happened.
Okay.
So, okay, so that got out,
it raises the question,
should we ever be studying viruses and labs this way,
if we're just going to create the problem that we're trying to...
Well, that battle was taking place before the COVID-19 epidemic.
There was, there were two factions.
There was a faction that said we had no choice but to study these viruses
and, in fact, to engage in what's called gain of function,
research where we turbocharge the viruses and make them much more dangerous than they are in the
condition we find them. And the argument was that we had to do that in order to know what they would
be like in their dangerous form and could perhaps prepare by generating a vaccine. And then there
was another faction that said, actually, we're likely to create exactly the disaster we fear.
And what was missing from this discussion was a proper evolutionary analysis. Now, the fact is,
there are lots of viruses that can escape from nature and infect people. But in general, they
don't have a second trick.
That is to say they can infect you, they can make you sick.
Maybe they can kill you, but they can't jump to the next person.
And so what's really conspicuous about this virus is that it had both tricks from the get-go.
It infects people and it just from one person to the next with no explanation.
And now it seems to be having a third trick, which is it's mutating, which, of course, is not new.
Viruses are always mutating.
That's why flu shots are very often so ineffective.
Because you're getting the vaccine for, that's why I never wanted a flu shot,
for the one that was around last year.
Sometimes they're as little as 10% effective.
But, okay, so this one is definitely mutating.
We have a lot of them now.
The South African one, the British one,
they're all over the world now.
I heard at the beginning of this
that they usually get milder viruses
as they mutate.
Because they want to survive.
They don't want to kill anybody.
Then they got no host.
You might expect that a virus that did emerge,
from a lab that was doing gain of function research
would precisely not do the thing
that wild type viruses would do,
that it might exactly do what we seem to be seeing,
get more virulent, get more pathogenic.
You think it's getting more virulent, the mutations?
If you think about it,
the expectation amongst those
who have been seriously investigating the question
of whether this is a gain of function
lab escape virus
is that the virus would have been passed
through either animals in the lab or tissues in the lab
in order to use evolution to re-rig it.
And that means that effectively tension was put on the virus,
pulling in the direction of certain things.
Some of those things were intentional,
like infectivity of human cells,
which may have given it extra capacities
like this fern cleavage site
that no other virus like this has,
but SARS-CoV-2 does.
So in any case, in an attempt to give,
give it these extra capacities, lots of things will have been inflicted on the virus, including
things that we don't think about.
So many of the characteristics, the fact that this virus attacks so many different tissues
in the body does not seem natural.
The fact that it does not, at least at the beginning, did not seem to transmit outdoors
nearly at all, is very conspicuous.
I mean, after all, most animals live outdoors.
So a virus that seems to be adapted to indoor transmission is a bit conspicuous in this case.
But I think Heather's point is, all right, you take the tension off of it.
You let it go into the human population.
It spreads out.
We've now got many millions of individuals with infections.
It's now going to move in the direction that makes the most sense for it rather than the most sense for the researchers.
So, yes, I think there's every possibility that what we are seeing is a response to this virus now being free to explore evolutionary space.
And the common theme is we didn't evolutionary perspective.
on the research that's being done.
It seems that there is, there are certainly perverse incentives
to once you start doing research
to try to keep doing that research,
regardless of whether or not it's still good for humanity, right?
And, excuse me, whether or not this virus
emerged from a lab or not actually has implications
for how it is likely to behave now that it's out in the world
and how therefore we should imagine
how likely these things are going to be going forward.
So we should have been paying attention to the lab theory at the beginning, but we didn't because it was politicized, really is the moral there.
Well, in fact, if we had paid attention to it and recognized just how likely it was, then we would have surely put pressure on the Chinese to reveal what they knew about this.
And if we had had that information, we would have been in a much better position.
We would have known what to expect, and we might have had a better approach on the vaccine front.
Instead, we've been fighting a clearly false.
notion. All the things that we were assured were true at the beginning that this was a bat virus that
infected a pangolin and then escaped through a wet market. That's all known to be false.
Right. The only part of that that stood is that originally this virus, or the major part of it,
clearly came from a bat, but the rest of it has just come crashing down. Well, I was hoping to end on a
happier note, but I really, I thank you for the nuance in the conversation. All right. Brett and Heather,
thank you very much. Time to meet our panel.
Okay. Well, okay.
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if that was a bummer.
We've got to get the information out. We've got to talk true. You know that.
All right. He's a CNN political commentator and CEO of Reform Alliance, our friend, Van Jones.
Van the Man is over there. He's a journalist and contributing editor at Harper's magazine.
James Poe. Great to have you here.
All right. So let's move to us.
a somewhat related topic, the environment,
because Joe Biden's signing executive orders on that,
which is good to see.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Moving in the right direction,
putting it on the front burner.
I really wanted to talk about this tonight
because this, I want to remind people,
this was your portfolio.
Thank you.
The world knows about Van Jones
because you or the Greens are
and got fired.
So before we get to the environment,
I just have to say this,
because this bothered me all week.
Thinking about you being on the show
and getting fired.
I don't remember what it was, but I know it was nothing.
And then watching this, not Marjorie Taylor Green.
Yes.
Okay, who is plainly talking about killing her coworkers,
you know, like in the break room kind of stuff.
Like, I'm going to kill you.
But they don't fire her.
Yes.
Who is responsible for this double standard of what you can get away with?
Al Franken has to go.
You know, the things that Democrats have apologized for,
the slightest little things,
and then they get away with anything.
Who is responsible for allowing this?
I think the Republicans have essentially profited
from the same kind of stuff that she's talked about.
If you look at Republican retail politics,
you go to Republican rallies, you go to the town halls,
you go to all this stuff.
The stuff that she's saying is not that crazy.
To them, you're saying.
Right.
And they've encouraged this kind of thing.
I make sure we understand that the guest tonight is not a crazy person.
I know. I had a hot take about this, too.
Very important.
To establish.
The guest is none and not.
Okay.
We'll get there.
We'll get there.
But what I was going to say is that if you look at the way Republican retail
politics works, right?
Like this kind of stuff is fueling the energy.
This kind of stuff is what gets people all across the country elected.
And then you get into Congress and they refuse to work together.
They refuse to even countenance the idea that a lot of Democrats are not socialist, treasonous, crazy people, right?
And then you get the Republican constituencies that are fed this idea that, hey, we don't work together.
everybody on the other side is evil,
and you're going to have this stuff fester up.
It seems logical to me.
But it's a different kettle of fish.
I'm sorry, to talk about it in the abstract
versus having actually threatened these.
I mean, this was only a couple of years ago
that she was threatening Nancy Pelosi.
Kathy Griffin just did a picture of Trump's head.
And she's gone.
And she's gone, gone, gone.
It was a photo shoot.
It was a joke.
It was Trump's head.
It wasn't his real head, of course.
Look, I, first of all, it is remarkable to me.
I was caught on tape saying that Republicans were being assholes.
Gone.
Gone.
Is that what it was?
There was that.
There was a false thing around that.
I signed a 9-11 truth petition.
Stuff like that.
Gone.
Now you have somebody who's saying there are Jewish space lasers starting fires in California.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yes.
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
Even you were talking about.
Jewish space lasers. That's the most recent thing that
Madam Marjorie has been
caught saying. What is a Jewish space?
A Jewish, you don't, you know.
I don't know what a Jewish
Space Laser is.
I know she's an anti-Semite. You mean she thinks
that this is a plot by Jews?
Yes. To start fires?
Yes. Yes.
I saw this.
I saw this, and I was just like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know what's going to go on there.
I think aliens probed her ass and her brains fell out.
I think that's what happened in sports.
So what I'll say is Article 1, Section 5.
Congress can throw her out.
They should throw her ass out and we should move on.
Well, should.
If should and butts were beer and nuts, you know, we'd have a hell of a party.
That's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
And one of the challenges we have now is how much
do you give somebody like her?
This week we've probably given her more attention
than some of the good stuff that Biden has done.
We did that with Trump.
So what I'm saying is that we need to make sure
people understand this is the direction
of some people in a Republican Party.
It's despicable and it's terrible.
They have a remedy.
They can censure her with only a majority
or they can throw her out with two thirds.
Congress should act and the media should move on.
I don't want to make another Trump out of this crazy person.
But even he just said lock her up.
He didn't say hang her.
I just feel like this is something
A bridge too far
I don't know how you
I have a kind of hot take on this
Which is that I think a lot of this stuff
Is focused on what she liked on Facebook
And I do think that it like if we're going to be principled people
If we're going to talk about you know I'm a leftist
I've liked a lot of stuff about revolution
Does that mean that I've endorsed seditious conspiracy
Against the United States or something
If I ran for office would I then be censored and cast out?
different than murder. It's totally different, but it's something I've been thinking about.
Like, where do we draw the line on this stuff?
Okay, but can I...
This is, she, in February 2019, Marjorie Taylor-Degreen, led a group of Trump supporters into the Speaker's office.
I need to find out how that happened, but something with Facebook, I don't know, Facebook can get anywhere.
Where she accused Pelosi of treason and suggested she shall suffer death or be in prison.
I mean, a Facebook comment.
the year before
commented, now do we
hang them, referring to Obama
and Hillary, and she wrote back, stages
being set, players are being
put in place, we must be patient.
It's a different level.
It can't,
you know, remember George versus this will not
stand? This cannot stand. You can't
have someone, again, like I said, and
it was a joke, but what do you say
when they're in the elevator? My question about this, and I
think, I've sort of come around.
as I was mentioning, I've sort of come around and thinking,
I think censor is a good idea for her or something.
Some things so Republicans can say,
hey, look, we actually don't think that these people
are truly evil, crazy lizard scorpions.
But on the other hand, what's crazy about it
is if you censor her and throw her out,
and or throw her out, all of a sudden you end up
in a situation where she becomes the martyr, right?
It's almost an unkillable virus.
I don't have a good answer for it,
but I wonder sometimes, like, if we're...
Okay.
But that can't be the...
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
You couldn't do it on the street.
You know, you can't threaten people like that.
And certainly you can't elected officials.
And we just...
And words really do have consequences.
Don't forget Gabby Gifford.
Don't forget Scalise.
We've actually had...
I never thought I would say this.
Don't forget January 6th.
Well, I mean, you had the insurrection.
I never thought I'd say this.
Actually missed the tea party.
Remember the tea party?
Remember them?
They were just sort of like...
you know, mean and bumpy.
You know, they weren't like...
They were murderous traitors.
No, it was just government...
I think if you were at Tea Party rallies,
you heard murderous traders all the time, right?
That's where this started.
And frankly, as I was saying before,
Republicans encouraged that at that time.
This is where this all began,
this kind of no compromise, no dealing...
I think it's slightly different to go to a Tea Party rally
where they say stuff and then what we saw on January 6th.
In other words, I do think that
everything seems to be mutating
in a worse direction. The virus is
That's the theme of the show tonight.
Things mutating in a worse direction.
The only good thing that's happening is Joe Biden,
which I'd love to talk about.
Joe Biden.
Well, okay, let me ask you.
He is the vaccine.
Okay, well.
Superman's cape up on him yet.
I mean, yes, we're all glad he's in.
But let's talk about environment,
your old portfolio, your beat.
Government is about priorities.
That's what elections are about.
Government is about.
We have never been able.
It's great that he's signing executive orders,
but at a certain...
Executive orders feel great the first week.
At a certain point, you have to legislate
to get anything real done.
Yep.
Okay?
So how do you get the Trump voter
to feel that the environment is a priority?
I know the people who think it's a priority.
They were there before Trump.
They're there now.
But, you know, we have...
Again, I said this undoing.
Trump comes in, he undoes everything Obama does.
Now Biden comes in.
He's undoing Trump does.
It's just lateral.
movement. The country doesn't move forward.
It's good for conservatives.
How do you get, we have to get
the other half of America
to believe that
climate change is, how
does that happen?
But believe it or not, I actually
have some good news for you on this, which is I was
actually, there's something called
Common Ground on Climate. Bipartisan,
Chris Coons and
Mike Brown,
hardcore liberal, hardcore
conservative, are actually trying to get
something.
done. They got 14 senators, but here's the crazy thing that's happening. On the right,
you've got red state farmers, ranchers, people who are involved in the fishing industry,
who are losing their everything because of floods, fires, droughts, rising temperatures. So you're
starting to have a constituency in the Republican Party saying, oh, excuse me, also you've got
these young libertarian conservatives who say, we don't necessarily believe in AOC's economic policy,
but we believe in the climate science. So there is an opportunity to get something.
done, believe it or not, even on climate.
It's so bad now that even a grassroots
conservatives are saying something's got to be done. That's a good thing.
That's a positive.
Yeah.
And I think that, you know,
one of the things that Tom Vilsack's
been talking about, one of the things that, you know,
people were really mad. Tom Vilsack.
He is the...
Acting Secretary of
Agriculture.
Speak to regular people.
Senate Bill H-104.
It's just great. It's just a normal.
people out there.
So when he was appointed, a lot of liberals
were pretty, pretty angry, and
I think part of that had to do with the
fact that a big tenet of
the push for the Green New Deal has been to try
to bring rural people along. Try to get
these kind of hardcore Trump people to
understand that environmental policy
can help repair land and water,
can help rebuild the American family farm economy,
things like this.
But are they connecting? I understand that
you're saying they're seeing these
deleterious things happen in their own.
life, are they connecting it
to the right thing as opposed
to Jew lasers?
You know, I mean,
if they think, oh,
you know, if they think, yes, I don't
have as much water as I used to, and my cattle
are dying, but it's because
Hillary is eating babies.
Are we making this connection?
That's the thing we have. Well, look, what I'm
saying is that we often give the attention
to the Jew laser crowd. We don't talk
about the American Conservation Coalition.
There's plenty of Republicans who are not killing on.
Exactly. And these groups, I do think, have a shot under Biden
because we could put forward something that would get their attention
because jobs also can come out of this thing as well.
And that's neat.
But I think that the flip side here is that maybe you can't bring them along, right?
And if the question is, do we save the planet?
And if we have to save the planet, do we try to steamroll people?
You're going to have to end up trying to steamroll people.
And, you know, at a certain point, for example, Joe Manchin is somebody who, you know,
shot a climate bill.
He's the Democrat, Senator from West Virginia.
So he's the one, like,
he very often votes with the Republican,
because he's from, like, the most Republican state.
So he's a Democrat,
but you can't count on him as a Democrat, right?
And you can learn a lot about how he might move.
He got to really pander to him.
On climate policy.
I mean, he shot with a hunting rifle for a campaign ad,
the 2010 climate bill.
And at some point,
people like that are going to have to get pressured.
Whether it's from the White House,
whether it's from the streets.
Like, Democrats are going to have to use unconventional means
if we only have, as they say,
you know, they say we have 10 years,
we're already behind that schedule.
Oh, they said that in 2003.
I mean, this is the thing.
You know, I don't want to be the pessimist here,
but yes, I mean, that, that, we passed that a long time ago.
But look, we have to try.
Absolutely.
And we also saw that at the beginning of the pandemic,
when we all stayed and hit under the bed,
the environment got better like in a week.
It was amazing.
You saw butterfly.
It's like, nature was like, just give us a week.
It was amazing.
I live in Los Angeles.
They were literally coyotes and skunks walking down the street.
Just like, you know, the witch is dead.
The humans are gone.
Right.
So it can come back.
It can heal, but we have to have some breakthroughs here.
And we are also going to have to have a conversation at some point
about whether a society that's oriented around infinite economic growth,
infinitely spiraling use of resources and energy
is actually going to ever be able to get to a point of being sustainable.
That's not something we could hope to have Joseph R. Biden fixed now,
but it is going to have to be the conversation down the road.
But do you think we are going to get to a tipping point
like we did with gay marriage or pot, you know,
where forever it seemed like people were not budging
and then they got the message, okay, you know, gay people,
they should be able to get married, have full equal rights,
marijuana, not the devil's weed,
certainly not in my bathtub.
And, you know, they changed.
I think the way you get there...
This is more abstract.
The way you get there is
America's military.
Every single now scenario at the Pentagon
has catastrophic climate chaos
as a threat to U.S. interests.
So if you have the farmers and the ranchers
and the generals and other people,
not Van Jones and Al Gore,
but the people who are going to be heard, give them a chance to speak.
Right.
You may be able to get there.
Deliberal.
You know what?
They're coming out with an electric Hummer truck that has 11,000 pounds.
Yeah.
It has 11,000 pounds of torque.
I have no idea what that means, but I know it gave people in the Midwest an erection.
That's what we need.
Hummer Electric.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's make an everybody issue instead of a liberal issue.
So the Biden's dogs, I like to move right into a feel-good issue,
since we've had some of it's downer stuff today.
The Biden's dogs, champ and major are their names.
They moved into the White House on Sunday, beating Melania by six months.
It took her six months to move in.
The dogs are there already.
One of them is the first rescue.
And this is a new day in America, you know, of course, with Joe Biden.
And, you know, he was the moderate in the race.
and so he's always trying to, I think,
you know, kind of heal with the progressive
wing of the party, so he has two
of the most progressive...
Look at me trying to sell this, for real.
Most progressive dogs
in the nation. These dogs,
Champ and Major, are really progressive.
For example, their pronouns are
he, him, and good boy.
These are a very progressive animal.
Champ is a German shepherd, but he identifies
as a Doberman.
Boy are these wolf dogs.
They only chase electric cars.
These are very...
When they stiff another dog's butt, they don't judge.
And Major only smells asses
that are gluten-free. These are...
They refer to cats as deplorables.
Before champ humps your leg, he asks for consent.
Major wants to defund the mailman.
Because she's a dog.
And they feel really guilty about wearing fur.
Okay.
All right.
I thought that would go over a little better with the people who wrote it.
But apparently not, I don't understand this phenomenon.
But okay.
All right.
So something else Biden did this week?
Not going to renew the contracts for for-profit prisons.
Why we ever...
God, we have some bad ideas.
You know?
Like no knock.
words and searches
you know
fucking three strikes you're out
for profit prison
just if we just get rid of the bad
ideas you know bad ideas
lead to bad policy
lead to people suffering
so but that's a step
now of course this is in federal prison
which is not where most of the prisoners are
but you know
you worked with Trump
and the administration on this
and you've said before I got beat up by liberals
by saying he did some good things
I always commended you
This is what we need so much more of.
People who are willing to say,
let's just get to what the truth is,
not, as you were saying, what side we're on.
The same thing we were talking about with the virus.
It's always about what side you're on.
And so what did he, the first step act,
is that what it was called, that Trump passed?
Yeah, look, I mean, people didn't want to deal with this,
but we got 14,000 people out of federal prison
earlier than they would have gotten,
which is a very good thing.
And, you know, some of the stuff that will,
Obama was able to do on the crack cocaine disparity, that wasn't retroactive.
So Trump actually made Obama's policy getting, you know, less distinction between crack and powder cocaine done retroactively.
That got a lot of people home.
So listen, here's a deal.
That's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
My view on this is, you know, Trump did that for his own political reasons.
You know, Democrats like myself would do it for a different set of reasons.
But the 14,000 people who came home were happy to come home.
They didn't care about the politics in the White House.
they want to go home to their mother's house.
And we've got to be able to focus on that sometimes.
Well, okay, so that was the first step back.
What's the second step?
I mean, that's 14,000.
Yeah.
You know, what, sure, we've got to have more than...
Well, listen, I'm a part of the Reform Alliance.
We've got, you know, legislation in multiple states
to deal with the probation and parole reform.
A lot of stuff can get done.
What I like about criminal justice
is that Democrats like it for racial justice and social justice,
but Republicans like it because it saves money.
the libertarians don't like the government
having this much power. And some of the Christian
conservatives and other religious conservatives
actually asked the question, where is
the redemption? Where is
where does a fallen center get a chance to rise
again? Not in our system. And so
it is an opportunity for us to come together to have a
second, third, fourth, and fifth step, and we're going to fight
for that this year. And you think
Biden will find people
to work with on this?
On criminal justice? Absolutely. Absolutely.
Because it's funny. I mean, you know
this. But you could have said that.
for the last 40 years and it didn't happen.
Well, no, listen. It's very expensive.
We spend like $300 billion
policing and incarcerating people
in this country. And it's
not working out. So here's
what I would say. On this in particular,
it's
$80 billion, literally just locking
people up and making them worse. You
couldn't come up with a better way to waste money
than to take some kid off the street and spend
$120,000 a year
brutalizing them and then sending them home.
Take that $120,000,
give it to a black grandmama
and give that black grandma with that money
and see what she does with that kid. That kid's going to wind up
at Harvard. Okay? So if you really want to make our community safe
stop spending money
hurting people and use money to help people,
that's possible and what you're seeing
is in states like Texas and Georgia, they're actually doing it
in red states and it's beginning to work.
But I mean, you're talking about
saving money. So you're saying the answer is with money.
But that's also the problem because, again,
started with for-profit prisons.
Where are the for-profit prisons?
They're usually in rural counties.
Am I right?
You know, it's you're taking people from urban areas
and putting in prisons
where people's jobs depend.
I mean, they're not prisoners, they're customers.
You need the continual supply of customers.
That incentive is the problem.
Well, first of all, with private prisons,
I mean, it's even greater incentive in the state's prisons, right?
And those are...
That's what drives most of this going on.
Right. But second of all, I mean, I think that the moral argument that you're talking about is something that's found a lot of purchase. And it's something that's like brought people together across political lines in a way, particularly with regard to religious conservatives, that's something like I do a lot of reporting on that. And it's amazing how often people talk about redemption, how often people talk about the ways in which like...
vis-a-vis prisoners?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the ways in which the churches
failed to, like,
lead on this issue.
And that's something
that I, actually,
I'm working on a piece about.
And I found it sort of
to be a kind of shocking sea change.
And I think that the idea
that Biden, and particularly,
because this is where this is going to have to change,
is at the level of state governments.
The idea that we can't do this
is a kind of roadblock
that's been thrown up
that I don't think really has a lot of purchase in reality.
And you actually said something much more radical,
though, in that it's not just
the private prisons, also the public prisons,
have that same incentive to keep the doors open.
Because then you have the prison guards unions.
The prison guards union. They want the customers.
Once you have a profit motive,
whether it's public or private prisons,
infecting your justice system,
you're not going to get justice,
especially for people who can't afford a great lawyer.
And so what I would say is,
let's just reverse the whole thing.
Pay the wardens when somebody gets out of prison
and gets a job and stays home.
Okay, so now that warden is going to work hard
to actually make sure that something good happens in there
as opposed to just wait for the repeat
customer. That's the same philosophy we should use with health care.
That really was tried to be written into Obamacare.
Exactly. Reward health instead of sickness.
We're getting people healthy and keeping them out of.
We just don't do anything right anymore.
But we do have Biden.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you really love this.
Champ and Major.
I know.
So where is Trump?
It's like he's in the where are they now, Ben?
I am so shocked that this guy has been so quiet.
Are you not?
Did you get that email that he sent out from the office of the former president?
Did I personally?
Well, it's crazy.
Every journalist I know.
Every journalist I know got this kind of bat-shed email from the office of the former president.
announcing that somewhere in Florida
they're rebuilding and he's going to
constantly work in the service of the American
people. What he's going to be doing, I don't know.
But it was a really fascinating email to get.
Right. Well, there's a little
I see that South
Florida now,
the new Argentina,
there's a lot of
the people, you know,
in that orbit now,
I guess it's around Mara.
Mara Lago is the center of it.
And I just don't trust
that, you know, he's just so not like him, radio silence.
It's just never a term I associated with Donald Trump.
He's not exactly Garbo-esque as fading away gracefully.
Well, he's not.
Kevin McCarthy is being filled right now, right?
Kevin McCarthy is down there trying to make amends.
After all of this noise of saying, oh, maybe we don't want this kind of thing,
maybe he was responsible.
The number one Republican in the House, Kevin McCarthy,
it goes down and basically kisses the ring.
He's kind of more, kind of,
he's quiet like the godfather in a way,
and you see he's not giving up control
of the Republican Party.
And I think that that is going to put a lot of pressure
on Republicans who thought they were going to be able to turn the page.
When Kevin McCarthy, who knows better,
decides that he's going to continue
to allow Donald Trump to run the party into the ground,
that's not good.
And we're going to have this trial
where the insurrection took place
with a jury of the co-conspirators.
And a jury that's already indicated by a vote
that they're not going to convict him.
So it's going to be another big pantomime
that's going to end in another wash.
But what I will say is
there have been four impeachments
in the history of the country, and Trump has half of them.
So that's a good thing.
It's like at the end of the day,
it does begin, you know.
No one else came even close.
I have the greatest amount of
impeachment of anybody. No one can deny that.
All right. I just want to say one more thing
before we go to new rules.
We're about to have a recall in this state.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
I have my frustrations with California.
I've certainly been not shy about voicing him on this show.
But Gavin Newsom, he's a smart guy.
He's a good guy.
I would love to talk to him in a room
and convince him of a few of you.
things, but he's, please,
don't do this. It's stupid. It's a
Q and non-conspiracy to take over
the state. That's all it is.
And it's so crazy to get,
a state of 40 million.
Okay, I can't get a million
people to sign. I'm working on a story right now
about rural California, and I'll tell you,
whatever you think, it is not a conspiracy,
it is something that is a real groundswell.
It feels like, it feels like
Ohio in 2016.
We have frustrations with this state.
I'm telling you. I've said them. We get it.
but this is not helping
and he's a good guy
I think everybody in politics
it's a tough job
you need a minute to get your feet
and to get the ship righted
you know Kennedy fucked up at the beginning
everybody fucks up at the beginning
except Joe Biden
he's perfect
all right I gotta go to new rules
new rules
all right new rule
now that Dr. Fauci says
wearing two masks is more effective
than just one let's not stop there
let's wear the same number of masks
as we have blades and our razors
Five.
The first mask
gently lifts the virus from the skin.
The second traps the virus so that it
can't escape. The third mask
sits on the virus's shoulders and makes it start
hitting itself.
The fourth squirts your face with Purell
while it sings happy birthday twice.
And the fifth hides your face
so nobody knows who that idiot is wearing five
masks.
Now that we know, nasal swabs
are more accurate at detecting
COVID than oral swabs. And
anal swabs are even more accurate.
Someone must open a testing facility that does all three.
Swabby Lobby, where you can open up and say, ah, or bend over and say, ugh.
New Rule, now that there's an app that lets you rent your garage to strangers and another app that
let you rent your swimming pool to strangers, tell me again why prostitution is illegal?
Because I would rather sell my ass to a stranger than let a stranger bring his kids over to
in my pool.
Here's a conversation I never
want to have. Hey Bill, you want to hang out?
I can't. I rented my pool to a baptism.
New Rule, if you own more than two funny
t-shirts about wine, get help.
Here's a good test for you
if your wine t-shirt is actually
sad. Replace the word
wine with crack.
Like, Mama needs crack.
Or, oh, look,
it's crack o'clock.
Or I tried running, but I kept
spilling my crack.
Another good rule before you buy an I
love wine t-shirt for your mom,
imagine Janine Piro in it.
New rule, ladies,
before you say beer yoga,
where you do yoga
while drinking beer,
is not for you. Just think
of how handy it'll come in when you get
hammered and need to piss in an alley.
And
finally, new rule, when you're rioting
against Donald Trump and he loses,
stop. This month, Radical
in Portland and Seattle took to the streets
in a protest against the president
who for far too long has presided
over corruption and criminal behavior.
Joe Biden.
That's right. Joe was president
for one day when protesters went to town
on buildings, storefronts, garbage cans,
and of course they broke windows at Starbucks
because, well, it's like they say
in that insurance commercial. It's what you do.
You know,
I understand the impetus for street fighting
at times and done peacefully,
it can move the needle
on how the public sees an issue.
Important.
But while I'm sure it's fun
to cosplay V for Vendetta every night,
let's be clear.
As a means of actually affecting change,
it's right up there
withholding your breath till you get a pony.
And now that normality is back
and there's at least a chance
that government can function again,
we need to be reminded of something really important.
That making progress,
real progress that actually changes the lives of real people
comes mainly from dull patient plotters
who put in their 10,000 hours mastering the details of public service.
It comes from people trapped in tiny rooms at 3 a.m.
with stale pizza and cold coffee.
Crafting laws line by line that few will ever read or thank them for.
I know it's not the sexy answer,
but change comes from people who look like this.
What if I told you there was a single member of Congress
who brought the tobacco industry to its knees,
paved the way for less expensive generic drugs,
expanded Medicaid to include pregnant women and children,
put the teeth into the clean air and safe water drinking acts,
and wrote most of Obamacare.
You probably wouldn't know who it was,
even though I just showed you his picture.
You thought that was your pharmacist.
No, that's Henry Waxman.
You always hear things.
things like the insurance companies,
wrote Obamacare. Well, sure, they had their
input, but no, most of it was written by Henry
Waxman, and not just the Affordable
Care Act. Nursing home
reform, food safety reform,
AIDS research. Basically,
if you ate it, drank it, breathed it,
or fucked it, and it didn't kill you,
you have Waxman to thank.
When it came to actually making
people healthier between
1975 and 2015,
he did everything but get the cigarettes out of
firing squads.
As one top Republican said,
50% of the social safety net
was created by Henry Waxman
when no one was looking.
And that's the thing about being a workhorse
instead of a show horse.
No one's looking.
Waxman never went on the Sunday talk shows.
He didn't do TV at all.
The camera didn't love him
and the feeling was mutual.
We asked him once to do our show.
And he said, no, I'm too busy.
He didn't even put himself on the cover of his own
book. He could have published Relentless,
taking back America
from the takers who took it.
But that
wasn't his style. His style was
getting stuff done.
Liberals, to paraphrase
Ted Kennedy, see wrong
and try to write it, see suffering and
try to heal it, see war and try to
stop it. We see this
and want it to become this.
But how does that actually
happen? It's easy to spray paint.
Fuck you on a federal building.
It's a little harder to work inside and actually make shit happen.
This lady just wants someone in the government to take responsibility
and clean up that toxic waste dump that's so close to where she lives.
Who actually gets that done?
Baldi over here.
I hate to have to put it this way,
but mostly you have to make Republicans do the right thing.
I'm sorry to have to say that
you do
and this guy doesn't do that
this guy has
people
people don't live in the world
of political philosophies
and endless intersectional theorizing
they live in the world of
is there going to be a hot lunch at school
no let in the toys
getting minimum wage
and helping the victims of human
trafficking
John Kerry always looks tired
because things like the Iran nuclear deal
or the Paris Accords
don't just plan themselves
The irony of Hillary Clinton being done in by her emails
was that if you actually read them
They'd bore you to tears
Because that's what a policy won
meticulously doing her job looks like
John Kerry, Hillary,
Barney Frank, John Lewis, Nancy Pelosi, Obama
This is the time for people like that
the wonks who never satisfy the radicals
but know how to actually make progress
as opposed to doing progressive theater.
It's not the screamers and the tweeters.
It's the worker bees with the name tags and the binders.
They deserve an award.
And so tonight, I am introducing,
in honor of our first recipient, Henry Waxman,
the Baldi Award.
The Baldi each year will go to the most
waxman-like congressperson
and hopefully it will become the most coveted award a politician can earn.
We need to bring unsexy back.
Congratulations, Henry.
This is for you, and all the unheralded grinders who push the boulders up History's Hill.
All right, that's our show.
I want to thank Van Jones, James Bogue, Brett Weinstein, and Heather Hying.
We'll see you next week.
Thank you, folks.
Thank you, Bill, for this award.
I'm honored to be the first recipient of the Baldney Award.
I know there'll be other baldies that will follow me
who will also be deserving.
But I've got to get back to work.
There's a lot of work to do.
So thank you very much.
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