Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #584: Kevin O’Leary, Tavis Smiley, Rep. Adam Schiff
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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Jesus.
I'm getting, okay, thank you, thank you, please.
Getting so popular in my old age.
Thank you very much.
That makes me feel very good because, you know, this is our second or last show.
Next week is the finale of our season.
So we're here, yeah, I know.
Where does the time go?
I'm already watching all the Christmas movies.
on the Hallmark Channel.
Is that believable?
Okay.
I got a question
for the people
over there at the Hallmark
Channel.
Exactly where is this
white, rural American town
where no one
wears a Trump hat?
Christmas miracle.
The miracles
are not storming the capital
from this.
Oh, we got
breaking news today.
We got Adam Schiff,
the perfect guy to talk about it.
Steve Manon was in Dye.
and, oh, yes, all coming to a head.
There's a new interview with Trump.
Did you see this?
Where Trump is asked if he thought it was wrong
for the crowd that day on January 6th
to be chanting, hang Mike Pence.
And Trump says, it's common sense.
I guess the subtext being,
have you met Mike Pence?
I am worried.
I am worried for this country.
There's two racially charged murder trials going on right now,
one in Georgia, one in Wisconsin.
If there are acquittals, there could be
street-level unrest, adding to
a strain and a system
that's already being plagued by supply chain
issues, leading to the question
if a store is completely empty,
is it still looting?
I want to know that.
Oh, yeah.
Are you having trouble
getting shit and you want? People are pissed about
this economy. I mean, it seems like you have two
choices, right out there. Either what you
want isn't there, or if it is, you can't
afforded. I mean,
inflation. It's like
I'm doing all my shopping at the airport.
Oh, it's rough.
I noticed
the women on only faint
are accepting
canned goods. That seems
it's especially
bad here in Los Angeles. A lot of young people
cannot afford their first tent.
Terrible.
But, you know, help is on the way, or maybe this will get worse, I don't know.
But Biden is going to sign the big $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill on Monday.
Infrastructure, if you're from Hollywood, you don't know what that means.
We're having work done.
So expect to see new signs all around the city that say, you're going.
tax dollars at work
next to a big mound of dirt
that sits there for five years.
That's my experience.
But here's...
This works so sad about this country.
I mean, this is infrastructure,
the most boring subject in the world.
The 13 out of 213
Republicans who voted for it,
they're getting death threats.
Death threats for infrastructure.
And the irony, of course,
is that Republicans were always the party of infrastructure.
structure. Lincoln and Grant
built the transcontinental railroad.
Eisenhower, the interstate highway system.
Matt Gates, transporting girls
across state lines.
Death threats?
Anyway, and here's a great Christmas
story.
80% apparently
now of the deer population
has COVID.
I know. And they say it could
mutate and then jump back to humans.
Yes, anything bad could happen.
Do we have to fucking
nuts about this story, too.
Yes, it's scary.
Everything's scary. Unless
you're a deer. If you're a deer, this is a great story.
This is like,
remember that year we thin
their herd?
But
here in L.A., you know, now we have a new
thing. Proof of vaccination required
for pretty much everywhere. Restaurants, bars,
gyms, movies, mall, stores.
My dispensary
has a big sign.
No shot, no pot.
But, you know, it's going to be tough.
It's going to be tough on the people who have to administer this.
I mean, we're asking low-wage workers now to be the vaccine police.
It's hard enough getting tips.
You know, now you have to be like, welcome with the cheese-cake factory.
May I take your temperature?
That's not going to go over well.
Cheesecake factory probably would have helped if I said it right.
But, you know.
But, but.
I'd say, so it is hard to make the privacy argument in places,
like massage parlors.
You know, it's, I'm here for a hand job, but that's too personal.
You know, that's, and finally, big news, Paris Hilton got married.
Yeah, was engaged, I think, three or four times before that didn't happen.
Now she's got married.
The wedding was private.
The honeymoon will be on pay-per-view.
All right.
Got a great show.
Tavis Smiley is here.
I'm representing.
Adam Schiff, are here.
But first up, he is a venture capitalist
and star of ABC's Shark Tank.
Kevin O'Leary is here.
And you've got your phone with you?
I always carry the phone.
Even on TV?
It's an extension of my being now.
Well, what are you, a fucking millennial?
It's got a lot of information I need
all the time. Really? Yeah.
Well, we're here for 10 minutes, on TV.
Okay.
Were you turning it off?
Or is it going to ring?
I know you're a busy.
I'm a real foodie now, and I've taken to monitoring my blood glucose, which is a whole...
For the next 10 minutes?
I'm just checking it out.
I'm just checking it out.
I'm interested.
Okay. All right. All right.
So you're a rich guy.
What?
It's all relative.
It's all relative.
I always like to think there's always...
If I had your money, I'd throw mine away.
Let me put it back.
You know, Bill.
The thing to remember is there's always someone richer.
That's what you should remember.
That's not really the most important fact about wealth inequality.
Yes, of course.
It may motivate you to just work a little harder.
No, I, okay.
Okay.
I'll bring my phone on from now on.
Maybe that'll get me richer.
But what I was going to ask you is, you know, you're here because we're having problems in the economy.
We've not seen in a very long time.
It's the number one issue on people's minds.
And people have this idea, I think, that rich people know way more and are way better at figuring out the economy.
That's how Trump got elected.
I'm a businessman, I know.
Turns out he was a fraud.
He is not that rich.
He's probably less rich than you.
Do rich people know more about the economy?
No.
Really?
No, they don't.
Interesting.
They have learned something that they're passionate about.
This economy has supported entrepreneurship for 200 years.
It really works.
It's created the world's large.
economy, but no one entrepreneur knows everything about everything. They know something very special.
Elon Musk knows a lot of electric vehicles. You think about what Bezos built, direct-to-consumer.
These are specialty verticals. That's how it works.
Okay. So I don't understand how some factors of the economy seem to be doing so well. The stock
market, still through the roof. Unemployment is less than 5%. They used to say 5% was the goal.
And this is after a pandemic.
So why are we having like this supply chain problem?
If those factors are doing well, why can't we get stuff off the ships, trucking, shelves, empty?
What is that?
I live that problem every day.
I've got investments in over 30 companies, and we're having major problems with supply chain.
Because countries that we took product and services from in the past pre-pandemic have not recovered the same way America has right now.
They still don't have everybody vaccinated.
They have all kinds of issues that are keeping their...
supply and their factories shut down. So it's really hard to get parts. And as a result, that's
half the reason we have inflation. Regarding the stock market, you spend, you print three and a half
trillion free dollars, put it in a helicopter, and throw it down into the country. You're darn
right, the stock market's going to go up. So is the watch market, so is the wine market,
so it's the car markets. Anything that's a hard asset has exploded to the upside. Everything,
because money is free. Well, not forever, yes.
I don't know. I just heard another three trillion companies. Believe me, I have shared that concern.
I don't know how long the government can just keep printing. We have never ever printed this much money before.
I agree. I did. Trust me, it's on my mind. But workers definitely do have more leverage than they ever did before.
Correct. Isn't that a good thing? I mean, we've heard this word underclass for a long time because it's a real thing in America.
People who just are living day to day. I was reading about truckers recently because we can't get truckers. That's one reason why we have these supply chain issues.
And it's just a horrible job.
It's just a horrible life.
You have no life.
You must agree that there is some problem in America
where we have this kind of income inequality
where some people are just an underclass.
And wasn't it a good thing that now they have a little leverage?
It is a good thing.
But let me tell you,
the economy has done such a remarkable change
in the last 24 months
that people that used to be considered starving artists, for example.
Let's talk about videographers, photographers,
animators that made nothing pre-pandemic are now the most sought after individuals as the entire economy has gone digital.
Everybody wants to sell direct-to-consumer. Nike sells 50% of its products now, direct-to-consumer. It needs photography. It needs animation. It needs graphics.
These people don't want to work anymore in a cubicle. In fact, they don't want to work at all. They want to be contractors.
They used to make 30,000. Now they make 150,000. I think the economy is doing really, really well, and a huge transitions occurring. It's doing what it does.
market always takes care of itself. I guess it's doing
well for animators.
A lot of people... Is that really
the typical worker is an animator?
I don't think that's the typical...
Think about social media.
I know, but...
I remember even, you know, when I talk
to students, and I teach a little bit now,
I'd always say, there's three professions
you need. And so if you're going to go to college
and get yourself $100,000 in debt,
make sure you're an engineer, an engineer,
or an engineer. And at night,
take some engineering classes.
Everything else is worthless.
I don't feel that way anymore.
Right now, I can't hire people out of Tish
or any college that's an art college to work for me
in creating content for social media
that helps me sell products and goods and services.
It's a remarkable change.
And I understand that you can't get a lot of people
to come back to the office,
that you thought it would be like 15%
who wouldn't come back after the pandemic,
but it's really something like 55%?
It is.
Who say they will never come back?
They're never.
coming back. Well, doesn't that tell you something about how much
they must have fucking hated the office to begin
with? I'm just asking.
I mean, I miss my office.
I want to be at the office.
They have proven to everybody all around the world that they can
use technology to do their jobs successfully, creatively,
creatively, functionally, productively. They want to
stay at home, raise their kids, take care of their elderly
parents, and in fact, if you say to them, you have to come back
to the office. That's our new mandate. They'll say,
nah, I'm just going to quit and work somewhere else.
So we thought it was 15%.
We have a sample size of about 10,000 people
in our supply chain plus our companies.
I thought it would be an accounting, logistics,
compliance departments, that people used to work in cubicles.
It's everybody.
They don't want to come back.
And so we have to live this way, and I'm okay with it.
It works.
I find it really interesting.
So you're okay with it.
One of the guys that's crucial to our whole
operating company accounting said to me,
I grew up on a farm.
I'm going back to the farm.
I'm going to live on the farm.
I'll work for you, but it's going to be from the farm.
I said, cool.
I'm okay with it. No problem.
Who wants to live on a farm?
He wants to live on a farm.
Yeah, I bet you that ends in about a year.
Begging you to be back to the office.
Okay, so let me go back to income inequality for a minute,
because I feel like we're having a debate
among people like you and me who are both believing capital.
I am a capitalist. I am too.
There's no doubt.
Capitalism has lifted more people
out of misery and poverty than anything else,
and certainly other economic system.
And many ideas have been tried. They haven't worked.
Yes, of course. And we tried the other ones by this point.
Yes, I know. No, the younger generation
are like, it didn't happen if I wasn't alive for it.
Yeah, it kind of did. Stuff happens.
The world did try communism for about 70 years,
and it sucked.
But here's, but here, we seem to be having
an argument now over
how rich is too rich? Is there an
upper strata? I mean, Elon Musk
I think passed the 300 billion
mark. I mean,
to your point about there's always someone
richer, yes, but
that much richer? And what do you do
about it? So, so
you think about what that man's accomplished
and how he's changed everybody's lives in space
and what he's done with electric cars,
changing the economy, making it greener.
Should we punish him for that?
We're not punitive. No, no. I'm
Is he a bad guy?
No, no, no, no.
I'm an Elon Musk.
Did he not just pay $5 billion attacks?
I am an Elon Musk fan, although I don't believe in going to Mars.
That's stupid.
I get it.
No, it is.
No matter how bad we trash the Earth, it'll still be better than Mars.
Well, there's no air.
And it's 200 below zero.
How fucking bad would we have to fuck up the Earth?
Maybe on the Mars thing.
Okay.
Maybe on Mars.
I get the Mars.
But I'm a big Elon Musk thing.
But we're just saying, $300 billion, I mean, is he,
I don't know how many times more that would be
than what the average person makes,
but he's not that many zillion times smarter.
Okay, Bill.
There was a multiplication factor in his genius.
Let me pose this question.
200 plus years ago in the country of England,
they said, how much is too much?
Rich people should give back money.
We should take more money from them.
They got on a boat, and they came to America.
and they made this the number one economy on earth.
Should we reverse it now?
Should we send all the boats back to England?
I think they came also because of religious freedom.
I think taxation.
Remember Boston?
Taxation.
That was after they got here.
Look, we can argue.
The minutia.
No, there's no argument.
That was after they got here.
Is this a great economy here?
No, no, Kevin.
I'm telling you, you're a Canadian.
I get it.
I'm here too.
Yes, after they got here, they were being taxed by England.
Taxation without representation.
Yes, I understand.
But we're talking about $300 billion.
We're talking about what should be the upper level.
Listen, I pay a lot of taxes, too.
I don't enjoy it either.
But I've also thought, philosophically, great wealth
is a bit of a fluke.
What's you?
Is it a bit of a fluke what makes you...
Remember, all of that money,
all of that money he has,
including the taxes he's paying now.
He just paid $5 billion.
He's sold $5 billion worth of stock to say to pay tax.
And he's very philanthropic.
Gives to a lot of causes.
But when he dies, we're taking it all back anyways.
Now, if you'd like to accelerate that,
should we arrest him, shoot him, and take all the money now?
No, you're making me this strong man.
Hey.
I'm not Sheikh Rivera here.
I'm just asking if there's an upper limit
and I'd have your answer.
They're saying.
Anyway, I'm out of time.
Fascinating to talk to you.
I hope you come back.
Kevin, let's meet our panel.
This is the mid-morning host of KBLA Talk 1580,
the first and only black-owned and operated talk radio station west
and the Mississippi.
Tavis Smiley's back with us.
Great to see you back here.
And he is a Democratic congressman from California,
whose new book is Midnight in Washington,
how he almost lost our democracy and still could.
Representative Adam Schiff, to my right.
Okay.
So, as I mentioned in the monologue,
We have breaking news, as they love to say, on cable news.
But it is, as we're taping this, a few hours before it goes on, Friday, November 12th,
and the January 6th committee, which you're on, right?
Yes.
Okay.
You must be thrilled.
This must be like next to the days your kids were born.
My wife is here.
I really can't go there.
But Steve Bannon was indicted contempt of Congress for not answering a subpoena.
talking about this on this show for a very long time.
Like, how do they get away with just thumbing their nose?
And finally, this happened.
Steve Bannon, and what is going to happen now?
How much will this change things?
It changes it a lot.
And for me, this was a real early test of whether our democracy was recovering.
It's so important that after four years in which Donald Trump essentially stonewalled all subpoenas
and had an attorney general who was willing to run.
interference and protect those lying to cover up for Donald Trump, that we now have a
Justice Department that believes that no one is above the law.
And people...
Well, certainly answering a subpoena should be a no-brainer, right?
I mean, that's pretty simple.
It should be.
Imagine a court of law where they issue a subpoena and you're free to ignore it.
It wouldn't be a court.
And a Congress that can't enforce its subpoenas is not really a Congress.
It's a plaything for a potential autocrat.
Can they subpoenaed Trump?
we could we may
why not well who is more central to this thing than him
in a I mean I'm just
well we
we haven't made that decision yet
why well because you often
interview less significant witnesses
before you interview the most significant
I'm not the chair of the committee and I'm not going to make that
decision nor do I want to preempt the chairman
but we are determined on a very
bipartisan nonpartisan basis that we will
follow the evidence wherever it leads, to
whomever it leads, whether it leads to colleagues
of ours in Congress, or to the
former president, they must be held
accountable. This is a mystery where it leads?
I don't
I'm in such
suspense. Where will this lead? Who could it
be?
Well, there's
Donald Trump? Wow, what a shocker.
Okay.
There is, Bill. A lot
we don't know about what the
President was doing and not doing about
the conversations. Because he won't
give you his records and because he won't answer the
subpoena. Well, and that's why the
prosecution of people who don't follow
their lawful obligations is so important.
But if I can add,
the bill. Please. It's about time,
first of all. This should have happened a long time ago.
It took too long, frankly, for it to happen.
Yeah.
But I
also think we have to, you know, have to
call a spade a spade.
It was white privilege that allowed these
to run inside the Capitol on January 6th.
It was white privilege that allowed Steve Bannon to thumb his nose at Congress for as long as he has.
It was white privilege that allowed him to do it for this extended period of time.
I'm glad that Merrick Garland finally got around to this, but he should have done this a long time ago.
And I think the longer and the farther away we get from January 6th, and the American people, Congressman, respectfully,
don't see something really happening here, to Bill's point.
We all know where this is going to end up, where it ought to end up.
We can play this charade, play this game, but at the end of the day, people know what happened.
Something needs to be done about it, and the longer you take to do that, you lose the respect, I think, of the American people.
Well, you know, I would, first of all, Tavis, I would say that I agree with you on the need for expedition here.
And we've been moving as fast as a congressional committee possibly could.
We've interviewed now over 150 people.
We were just established a few months ago.
but to your point about the importance of the Justice Department doing swift justice,
one of my primary concerns, look, I'm glad that we're prosecuting Steve Bannon,
but one of my primary concerns is I don't see the Justice Department moving to investigate the former president,
for, for example, his role in trying to get the Secretary of State in Georgia
to defraud the people of Georgia and to defraud the country.
I think if anybody in your audience, we're on the phone, tape recorded,
trying to get a Secretary of State
to find 11,780 votes that don't exist.
They would be under investigation or indictment by now.
Is it still a crime if you just don't succeed at it?
I thought that was a thing in America.
You know, attempted robbery.
Attempted, you know, attempted.
But speaking of Secretary of State,
we all saw Condi Rice on an unnamed TV show
just a few weeks ago.
And with all due respect to the former Secretary of State,
she suggested this happened January 6th,
but it's time to move on.
No, that's the problem.
longer we take to get this thing under control,
people started advancing these notions that happened,
we've got to move on, and that is not the answer to the prayer.
Okay, I agree. But also,
I'm concerned only about
the future. I'm concerned about the past, only as it affects
the future. So it's great we're talking about
subpoenas from what happened.
What I care about
is January 6, 2025.
And as you know, because you wrote me a nice
email after I did a piece of
a few weeks ago about what I thought was going to happen,
the slow-moving coup,
which I've been talking about since before Trump was even elected.
And if I could just review basically,
I said that, you know, he thought last time
that all the Republicans would fall in line
with what he wanted and do his bidding,
and they didn't.
Some had integrity.
And what he's been doing since is replacing those people.
There's a purge going on behind the scenes.
So next time, when he calls them up and says,
I hope you can find me a few votes.
They're going to say how many he's going to have his stooges in place.
That was what you wrote me about.
A lot of people did.
I think it's going to happen.
I think you guys, the Democrats, are going to lose big in 2022,
which is going to make it worse.
There are going to be more state legislatures that can do that kind of monkeying behind the scenes
to put the people in place who will do Trump's bidding.
I think Trump is going to declare for office.
I think he's going to get the nomination.
I think the rallies are going to start.
People are going to be, it's going to get very violent out there.
My question is, what are we doing about the next time?
The election happens, say Trump loses.
It doesn't matter whether he, if he loses.
He's going to say he won.
We know that.
There's no doubt he's going to say I won.
And this time, he's not going to go away so easily come January 20th, 20, 25.
What are we doing about that when he is, in,
that he is the president, whether he won or not,
and there are people who are helping him with it.
Well, I'm in complete agreement with the alarm that you express
and you feel about this,
because I think what Donald Trump took away from the failed insurrection,
is that if he couldn't find 11,000 votes in Georgia,
couldn't find a corrupt elections official to give him those votes,
he's determined that next time he'll have someone in that position
who will.
And basically it's a two-pronged strategy.
They're trying to disenfranchise people of color around the country so that they can win.
And if they lose, they want to be positioned to overturn the result.
Where I would disagree with your forecast, I hope and pray, is we cannot lose the House.
We must hold the House.
If Kevin McCarthy had been Speaker in 2020, if we'd lost a few more seats in the 2020 election in the House,
he would have overturned the result in the House.
He will do whatever Donald Trump tells him to do.
Someone like that can never be allowed to go near the Speaker's office.
So step one, I think, has to be holding the House.
But step two, you know, God forbid we lose the House,
is we need to be fighting these efforts around the country today,
not a year from now, not two years from now.
We've got to be defending these meritocratic, technocratic elections officials
who are being the subject of death threats right now.
Let me give you some bad news about your prognostications.
More bad news?
Well, we had some good news today, Steve Bannon.
Come on.
In 2010, after Obama passed his stimulus plan and the Affordable Care Act,
Democrats lost 63 seats in the House.
This is the reward you get for passing progressive legislation.
I'm just saying this on the...
Eve of when you're passing this big infrastructure bill.
Lyndon Johnson's Great Society Congress lost 47 seats.
FDR's New Deal Congress lost 72 seats.
We could talk all night about why this is.
I'm just saying this is what did happen.
Also, on the survey of threat to democracy,
81% of Americans believe there is a serious threat to democracy.
Which party represents a bigger threat?
You win, Adam.
Democrats, 42 to 41.
So tell me why you're optimistic about 2022.
Well, I'll tell you, some of those historic precedents that you mentioned were elections like Barack Obama's election in which when he originally took office, he swept into office along with him a large number of Democrats in districts that would be very hard to hold.
Two years later, there was a correction, and those Democrats in those districts were wiped out.
Barack Obama also didn't go out and sell the Affordable Care Act.
He thought the job was done when it was passed.
And Biden's doing that with the infrastructure.
And Biden is doing that, and he's going to do that with Bill Back Better.
But also when Biden was elected, he didn't have coat tills.
But let me get back to the question.
Let me get your answer on it.
What do we do?
Between Election Day, 2024, and January 20th, 2025, when Trump, I mean,
he still hasn't conceded this election.
What do we do?
Let me give you three answers, as I see it.
First of all, I don't think it's a question of either or.
I think it has to be both hand.
What I mean by that is I think we have to focus on January the 6th, which was the past.
I take your point.
But I think you can do both.
You got to focus on January 6th.
We can't let them get away with that.
You've got to hold somebody accountable for that.
At the same time, we need to focus, as you said, on January 6, 2025.
I'm all for that.
So there are a couple things I think we can do.
Number one, there's a reason why there are people all across
country from California to the Carolinas who are fighting against this kind of voter suppression.
There are people fighting every single day for voting rights. It's a sad state of affairs,
as I think the congressman will agree, that we couldn't get any meaningful voting rights legislation
passed in this Congress. There were two major bills that were introduced. Neither one could get through.
I understand in the Senate, we got this 50-50 split. Everything is kind of held up because of these
two senators who shall remain nameless, mansion and cinema. But these two senators are holding everything up.
But it's tragic.
It's tragic that we couldn't get meaningful voting rights legislation through.
So one, we need to keep fighting on that front.
But thirdly, I think it's important, though, for all Americans, regardless of race, color,
or creed to understand, this is not a fight that just black folk are waging.
We're not the only ones who lose when voter suppression succeeds.
And so for those persons around the country, you don't understand what this fight is all about,
they've got to join in and understand that the right to vote is the most precious right that we have.
And as we fight, folks have to join in.
The voting doesn't matter.
It does matter.
I don't think it does.
Not with people who don't recognize the tally.
It doesn't matter if you...
Come and buy a zillion votes.
If they're out there the next day,
I mean, three quarters of the Republican Party
doesn't believe Trump lost the last election.
So let me add this.
And I'm sorry to say this, Congressman.
But let me indict the Democrats in this regard.
It seems to me that the Democrats are focused on a national strategy.
We're so focused on Congress.
That's important.
Got to hold the House.
You've got to advance in the Senate to the extent you can.
And I hear Bill's prognostication about how this might turn out.
But while Democrats are focused at the national level,
these Republicans are doing exactly what we're talking about.
They're focused at the state level.
They're focused at the local level.
They're changing all these election laws.
And it was Tip O'Neill, speaking of speakers,
who once said that all politics is local.
We're not focusing where we need to be focusing, and that's the problem.
Okay.
So if I can turn to the economy,
for one second, I was
talking to Kevin there
about these supply chain issues.
I have been in the store lately, and I must tell you,
some of the people are doing some...
Hold on. Hold on. You went to the store?
You asked you went to the store?
Yes, and I was masked when I did, so don't try to get me
on that one. Okay.
But some of the things they're trying to sell out, because you can't get
stuff, right? And would you like to
see some of the stuff I got in the store? I mean, this is just...
These people,
they're trying to just pull a fast one.
Look at this.
never ready batteries
Mr. Clean Enough.
Brawny paper condoms
is not a good thing.
Chef Boyardee? I love chef. I was trying to get it.
Look what they have. Chef Cardi B's
wet-ass possible.
Don't be fooled.
Kraft macaroni and your guess is as good as mine.
That's...
Oh, this is something...
Don't...
Jimmy Hothop...
What's the worst of...
What's Jimmy mean?
Lucky carbs.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, and here's the worst of all.
Mrs. Paul's fish digs.
That's...
You want something.
Okay, so...
All right. So, listen.
Excuse me, interrupt.
for that.
I'll give you $10 for that Mr. Clean Enough.
Yes, you can have that.
Bring that home.
That'll be a good gift for you.
So, after I did that piece on what's going to happen,
the next week I said, you know, people are asking me,
okay, what do we do?
And I said, well, short range, I can't tell you.
That's above my pay grade.
Long range, we have to reduce the hate.
Now, I'm traveling this weekend.
I'm going to be in New York tomorrow night, right,
at the Hulu of Arkansas Square Garden.
Wow.
But the next night, Sunday, I'm in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Whenever I go to any local city, I always read up on the local politician
so I can make fun of them.
So I'm reading up Scott Perry.
You know who this guy?
Yes.
Okay, you must work with him.
He's a representative from this district.
Here's what he said a few months ago about you, the Democrats.
They are not the loyal opposition.
They are the opposition to everything you love and believe in.
Go fight them.
I read this not because it's remarkable, but because it's typical.
This is the rhetoric.
We never used to do this in America.
I mean, the parties were, yes, of course, at each other's throats to a degree.
They never said they're the opposition to everything you love and believe in.
This was my follow-up to this.
We have to stop this level of hate.
Because matter what the issues are, you can pass all the infrastructure bills.
I mean, why was that infrastructure bill met with death threats, congressmen,
The most boring should be bipartisan thing in the world.
Even if you're not for it, death threats for infrastructure,
doesn't that tell you something about what we have to do in this country?
We have to, why do they...
So I'm just going to ask you the question.
Not that I'm saying it's your fault, but after 9-11, we always ask,
why do they hate us?
Why do they hate us?
Well, as someone who's received more than their share of death threats,
your question hits...
Me or you?
Both of us, I guess.
Both of us.
We'll have to swamp details.
Right.
Security details.
Look, you mentioned the infrastructure bill
and how voting for an infrastructure bill
could be considered a death sentence
or a death threat-worthy act.
In the Republican conference right now,
they're discussing whether to strip Republicans
of their committee assignments
for voting for an infrastructure bill,
a bipartisan infrastructure bill.
And calling them trade.
And calling them traitors.
Conversely, when one of their members puts out a video glorifying violence against the fellow member of Congress, that's a OK.
But infrastructure is a cardinal sin.
That's where Donald Trump's Republican Party is right now.
The Trump GOP has become an anti-democratic, autocratic anti-truth party, a cult around the former president.
it is no exaggeration to say that the occupant of that office has the biggest megaphone
and he used it to bitterly divide the country.
But why is there this hate to begin with?
I'm not even...
Well, it gets back to the conversation you were having earlier,
which is over the last three decades,
there has been this massive change in our economy,
globalization and automation.
Millions and millions of Americans are at risk of losing everything they have.
And that's a breeding ground for the rise of a demagogue.
It's not so much when people have nothing that they feel like a revolution.
It's when they have something they're worried about losing.
And he played upon that very skillfully.
He used it to pit Americans against other Americans.
He used it to suggest that the reason why people were suffering
was because of those that didn't look like them.
That's very potent.
Donald Trump profited from that economic, profound anxiety, which is true here and around the world.
That's why you see autocrats rising all around the world.
No, let me offer an answer, and I agree with that you just said,
but let me offer an answer that I think is even more simplistic than that,
but I think it is the answer here.
Why?
You asked this question?
Because people in this moment are determined to win by any means necessary.
That's the answer.
people will do whatever they have to do to win.
They would do whatever they have to do to succeed.
And so incivility, the insuffility in our society is run amok.
But we are all bill, we may or may not agree on this, but I think we're all complicit in this.
I think that politicians are complicit because they engage this behavior, Donald Trump and others.
He's not the only one.
I think that the American people are complicit because we ignore it when they do it and vote for them anyway.
And I think the mainstream media, frankly, is complicit.
We build these people up.
I was in a conversation the other day, Bill, and somebody said,
the media builds people up to tear them down.
I said, no, they build you up and they tear you down.
I said, no, they don't build you up and tear you down.
They build you up to tear you down.
Get the conjunction right.
They make money coming and they make money going.
And so they made money when they built Donald Trump up,
and they made money when they turned on Donald Trump.
But all of us are complicit in this inscivility, I think.
All of us.
Some more than others.
I mean, you know, I mean, look, I have policy issues with AOC,
but the Republican congressman who put out a cartoon of him in some anime,
cutting her head off.
I mean, it's just, why does it have to,
and this chant of Let's Go Brandon,
which is their funny way of saying, fuck Joe Biden.
And I know they say, we, in the past, said fuck Trump.
Yeah, Robert De Niro said it.
He's not in Congress.
There are people in Congress doing it.
You're people you work with.
They think it's...
I'm just saying,
I don't think you can have this level of hate
and leave it, and it's not going to stay
at a non-violent level.
I mean, there's two, I mentioned in the moment,
there's two very racially charged trials going on right now.
One seems pretty cut and dried.
Amid Aubrey.
He was an unarmed black man
killed on February 2013.
2020 for suspicious running,
I think, from two white guys who were in a pickup truck
with a Confederate vanity plate.
Biden tweeted he was killed
in cold blood.
First of all, I just want to say, presidents never used to talk like that.
So let's recognize a little progress, right?
I mean, that's something.
But one black juror on this trial
because the defense removed the black jurors,
prosecution removed all the white jurors.
If there's
an acquittal, and then there's a Kyle
Rittenhouse case, this kid who watched
too many comic book movies and thought he
could be a hero and saved
Kenosha while he was living in Illinois
and went to war for freedom or
a car dealership or something, I don't know.
But either one of these
trials, I could see
wars start with
Tinder boxes, with spark plugs, with
just a little match thrown on something.
It's always a small incident, and then
it becomes something big. I don't know if it's these in this year, but this is what I worry about.
And again, until you walk back this level of hate that we have for each other, you know,
a startling number of people in this country want to secede whatever that would mean.
How would we succeed in California, which has four million Trump voters?
What do we do about this hate?
Dr. King once said famously that you cannot legislate morality. He's right about that. You can't
legislate people's behaviors.
But there are things that we can do.
With specific regard to the
Ahmaud Arbery case bill,
Thurgood Marshall,
the late great Supreme Court justice,
said in 1986, as I recall,
in the case of Batson v. Kentucky,
that the only way
to get rid of
racism in jury selection
is to do away with these
peremptory challenges, period.
Now, every lawyer in America goes crazy
when you start talking about doing away
of peremptory challenges.
But I think Justice Marshall was right about this in 1986, and we haven't taken it seriously.
You have to do away with the capacity that people have, the ability they had, they have to strike people for all these reasons that they make up.
But we know what they're really doing, right?
You got to get rid of these proemptory challenges.
And were that the case, we wouldn't have had 11 black potential jurors be stricken from the possibility of serving on their jury.
So you end up to, as you said, but just one.
Prosecution did the reverse.
Yeah.
This is what I worry about, that a civil war becomes a race war.
I saw...
Can I just mention, and I agree with Tavis,
the two things that worry me the most that I've seen in these two trials
are one, the decision to use peremptories to strike black jurors.
And in that Batson case, Justice Brennan set up a test
for determining whether these peremptory challenges
that you don't need to give a reason for are really hiding racism.
The test, I don't think, has worked.
And I think we should get rid of it.
The other issue in the written house case was the decision by the judge to say,
you can't call these victims victims, but you can't call them rioters, arsonists, looters.
Those two factors, what to me, as a former prosecutor, a decision I find very hard to reconcile
about why one side can call them what they want, the other side can't,
and the striking of black jurors, I think breeds public distrust.
trust in whether you're going to get a just result in either case.
And you layer on that bill as you're talking about these incredible tensions among Americans.
And it's explosive.
And to me, among the gravest threats to our country right now, and one of the reasons why I agree
with you that January 6th work is so important, this big lie they're pushing about our election
isn't just a lie about a particular election.
It's basically an argument that we can't trust elections to decide who should govern
anymore, we should use violence.
That's really at the heart of that.
Can I have two things right quick.
On these permatory
challenges, it's important to understand that this is not, as you
will know, Congressman, this is not constitutional
bill. It's a legal tradition.
It is not constitutional.
What are we talking about? These challenges, these
permutory challenges. Okay.
They're not constitutional. It's a legal tradition.
So my point is that we can do away with it
if we had the will to do it.
This isn't a skill problem. It's a will problem.
We don't have the will to do away with it, number one.
But the other thing I want to come back to
as a point you made, again, earlier bill,
which is you said that the prosecution used the challenges
and so did the defense in the Arbery trial.
You're correct about that.
Here's the problem.
Both sides can do it, but one side suffers disproportionately.
Both sides do, but people of color
are the ones who suffer most when that is done.
I understand that.
I'm just saying it's troubling
as an omen of things to come.
I agree.
When we divide this way, like, I don't trouble.
any black people, oh, I don't trust any white people.
It's like prison.
You've got to join a tribe.
I mean, that's not, I don't want America to go in that direction.
And I don't think we're being led in the right direction by either side.
Yeah, but when you say we, that's my only issue.
I want to push back on that ever so gently.
What we are you talking about?
Black folk and brown people ain't doing nothing to the larger white community.
So when you say we, you're acting as if you sound as if we're all in this.
Yeah, but I know, but who's the big?
But who's the we? Because some of us are not engaged in that nonsense or activity.
Okay, well, after the governor of Virginia, the new governor won,
MSNBC headline was, Glenn Yonkin's victory proves white ignorance is a powerful weapon.
I don't think that helps.
No.
I don't think some of this.
I'm an old-school liberal.
I believe in a colorblind society.
That's not where woke is.
Right.
Okay.
There's a lot of resegregation go on.
There's a lot of you're either a racist or you don't know you're a racist.
So, yes, there's some we on the other side too.
But at the risk of sounding repetitive, even with that example, you just mentioned,
these are not people of color.
The ones who are catching the hell every day are not the ones raising the hell.
They're not the ones causing this problem.
I just want to put a fine point on that.
Okay.
Thank you, guys.
That was a fascinating discussion.
Time for new rules, everybody.
New rules.
Okay.
New rule, Mike Pence.
must admit that even though he's not quite sure why,
he finds what the UPS trucks are doing in this photo highly offensive.
Neurl, someone must tell the celebrants
worshipping this dog during the holy Tehrar festival in Nepal
that he'd much rather just have a belly rub.
He's not thinking, what an honor.
He's thinking, I'm a dog, and I know this is bullshit.
Neurul, if I tell you I love a movie or a TV show and you don't,
it's perfectly okay for you to not immediately tell me how much you hated and why it sucks.
I don't do that to you.
If you say I love my kids, I don't say, really,
because I've never really cared for anything they've done.
New Rule, instead of paying off the national debt, let's just put it on the cloud.
And then lose the password.
If someone emails us about it, we say we didn't.
get it, it probably went to spam.
Problem solved. Do
boomers have to do everything?
New rule, the British press has to
stop saying that Joe Biden farted
in front of Camilla Parker Bowles
and it was long and loud
and impossible to ignore.
It's a climate conference. He was promoting
natural gas.
And of all the people on Earth, she
should be able to ignore an old fart.
And finally, new rules.
Someone has to tell me why.
We keep allowing social media
and our very lives as social creatures
to be dictated by the most socially awkward person in history.
In case you missed it a couple of weeks ago,
Facebook announced that the name of the parent company
has been changed to meta.
The better to reflect Mark Zuckerberg's new master plan
for what he has called an embodied internet
where instead of viewing content, you are in it.
Because why spend hours typing on Facebook to argue with your brother-in-law about Ivermectin
when your avatar can yell at his avatar in person?
Not in person, of course, in the Matrix, where Mark wants us all to live.
He says anything you do in real life can be done in this new metaverse,
playing cards, sitting in a park, getting a bad haircut.
It's easy. You just put on goggles, gloves, and, I don't know, suction cups on your balls,
and now you're in the magical land of the Metaverse
because everyone looks cool with shit strapped to their head.
In the Metaverse, you can tour the pyramids
or have a sword fight with a duck,
all without having to leave the comfort of your parents' basement.
We've all seen this depicted in movies like Ready Player One,
where an elaborate metaverse serves as a retreat
for people to escape the misery of existence.
Something I always felt,
was better handled by weed.
But I'm not a visionary like Mark Zuckerberg.
I tried virtual reality once, and I don't know.
I put on the goggles, and suddenly I was in a hot air balloon over France,
and then I was riding a broomstick around Hogwarts,
and then I was in the bathroom throwing up.
It was like getting roofied by Walt Disney.
Here's some actual footage from Zuckerberg.
Bergerberg's recent presentation about what this new world will look like.
That's right. You're at a concert with a friend who seems to be a ghost.
And a giraffe who has better seats than you.
Which is selfish when you're that tall.
But that's Mark's vision, that two friends can attend a concert together when in reality,
I mean the old reality, both are really sitting at home.
What great fun, especially for the band.
playing to an empty stadium.
That's right, a concert where no one has to actually be at the concert.
Or as Travis Scott said, now you tell me.
But I must say, I'm a little worried that if we get ourselves too far away from reality,
we won't be able to find our way back.
Phony.
Used to be a bad thing.
And keeping it real was good.
That's why I named this show Real Time and Not Avatar Time.
We just went through a pandemic.
The last thing I want is more virtual.
And that's what the metaverse sounds like it's going to be,
the pandemic year, except forever.
You have to ask yourself,
why does Mark Zuckerberg think living in a metaverse
would be so much better?
Because look at him.
The dead eyes.
The lack of recognizable human features
that painted on hair.
He's already an avatar.
I'm pretty sure that the person we think is Zucker,
is a Sim.
Well, the real one lives on a yacht,
staffed by 100 beautiful women
where he plays Pokemon Go
all day.
This is the worst kind of person
to make the overlord of a new universe.
Even before the pandemic, nearly
3 and 10 American males
between 18 and 30 weren't
having sex. Almost triple
what that number was 10 years earlier.
The closest they come to talk to a girl
is Alexa.
And
and spend
So finding so much time on screens has a lot to do with that.
This is the phenomenon known as in-cells.
In-cells.
Yeah, that's short for involuntarily celibate.
And it's not harmless.
It never is when any society, for whatever reason,
creates men who are cut off from women.
And it's not going well here with the in-cells.
It has become a toxic subculture of angry, misogynistic digital eunuchs.
and the metaverse is only going to make it meta-worse
because it's a vicious cycle.
The more time you spend in the virtual world,
the more you suck at engaging in the real world.
So the more you retreat into the virtual,
which further atrophies your real social skills,
including and most importantly, getting laid.
You've heard of the cycle of life?
This is the cycle of get-a-life.
of men with no game
who immerse themselves
ironically in games
and other substitutes
for female companionship
especially hero movies
oh they all want to be a hero
so badly all the movies
are about how a hero will rise
there's always a hero rising
you want to be a hero
rise from the couch
rise from the couch
lose the cargo
shorts get a shirt
with a collar, brush
the crumbs off your beard,
shave your beard, and talk
to a girl.
Earn it. Earn being
heroic by taking that long,
brave walk across a room
to ask someone out.
The vast majority of men
don't have to fight wars anymore
or hunt for food, and Lord knows
there aren't any real loki's or green
goblins to fight.
The one place you can step up
and show courage is this.
be a hero to women.
Show yourself.
Show yourself.
You still have an ounce of courage in your nutsack
by risking rejection
and going up to a girl.
And if it doesn't work out,
then you can go home and spank it.
All right, that's our show.
I'll be at the Mirage in Vegas,
November 26 and 27th.
The Maui Arts Center, December 30th,
and the Blaisdale and Honolulu, New Year's Eve,
and the Florida Theater at Jacksonville.
January 16th, 2022.
I want to thank Thomas Miley, Adam Schiff.
And Kevin O'Leary, thank you very much.
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