Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #590: Brooke Jenkins, John Avlon, Katrina Vanden Heuvel
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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you, people.
Okay, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
The congregation will be seated.
Thank you very much.
I know.
Hey, we're champions.
We won the Super Bowl here in L.A.
So we're very happy.
Was there no kind of brought the city together, don't you think?
I mean, we had a parade with dozens of people showed up,
and the game itself was exciting.
You see, oh, that moment after the game
when one of the Rams players, Taylor Rap, I think, is his name,
he proposed to his girlfriend right there on the field,
and then the owners find him for taking a knee.
So it would kind of ruin the whole.
But hey, I read this today.
I hope this is true.
California, the first date now to declare
that we are at the endemic stage of the corona thing.
I'm not sure what that means, but it has end in it.
Endemic?
Yeah, the endemics.
I think it's kind of like marriage.
You live with it, but you ignore it.
That's endemic.
I kid marriage.
Oh, speaking of midlife crises,
um,
where do you see where I'm going with this?
There was a German freighter that is on fire in the South Atlantic and sinking.
You know what it has on board?
1,100 Porsches that are going to fall to the bottom of the ocean.
So if you're out this weekend and you see a douchebag, give him a hug.
That's...
I'm going with him.
And speaking, I'm the king of blends.
Speaking of douchebags, Donald...
Donald Trump and his son and Ivanka,
they are all ordered this week by a judge in New York
to sit for depositions
because of their tax shenanigans with their company.
Trump had a habit of undervaluing his properties
for tax reasons.
think his defense is going to fly.
He said, I was just being humble.
Right? That's not going to work.
Oh,
and the other Republican who had
a tough time in court this week, Sarah Palin.
She lost her,
she had a defamation case against
the New York Times. They had a trial.
She made some good points, but at the end of the
day, the jury just couldn't be
convinced that she had read a newspaper.
So that didn't go well for her.
And the Republicans have a big controversy down in Florida.
They have a bill there that they're trying to pass.
They call it the don't say gay bill.
Don't say gay.
They don't.
Really, this is what they want to do.
In schools, they want to make it verboten to talk to the kids about LGBT issues
if they're, like, not age-appropriate in their view.
But come on, this is Florida.
Florida, we teach our kids about sex the old-fashioned way
by fucking the teacher in the car.
I kid Florida.
I love Florida.
I'm going to...
Do you know that I'm doing a new HBO special?
Right here on this network, a stand-up special.
It's in Miami.
We're taping it March 4th and 5th.
Don't be late.
Tickets are still available, I think.
Are they?
I hope.
The Jackie Gleeson Theater.
Anyway, it's going to be fucking amazing
and then I'll get canceled.
But it's going to be a great show while at last.
But, of course, now, the thing everybody's talking about,
I don't know, maybe it's something, I guess.
Ukraine, are you upset about it?
Yeah, me too.
But they say it's really escalating.
The experts say it has gone from Kanye Pete to me and whoopee.
No, really, I don't think, like in the last 50 years,
I don't think we've had this much tension with Russia.
I mean, it's at the point now where I'm the way.
not even speaking to my limo driver.
I don't know.
I don't have a limo or a limo driver.
But, you know, I mean, Joe, love Joe.
I mean, he's a sweet guy.
But watching him try to out-macho Putin,
I don't know if that's really going to work.
I mean, Putin, you know, he lifts wades,
he does judo, he wrestles bears.
It's like they gave a whole country to Joe Rogan.
I don't...
But...
Biden says he's going to rally the world
behind you, I don't know,
you couldn't rally Joe Manchin for child care.
You know, I...
Biden says this will not stand,
but he was talking about his leg.
You know, Biden, you know, I don't know,
Democrats, politically they are in trouble.
Biden's approval rating is 47% in California.
That should be a warning to Democrats,
all the courts.
across the country. When Biden can't get arrested in California, just like our shoplifters.
Well, that's, you know, that's, we're going to talk about that in a minute. That's one of the
problems. That's hurting the Democrats' crime. I saw a headline in the New York Post the other day.
It said, breakdancer stabbed on the subway in unprovoked attack. Now, it really raises the question,
if you're breakdancing on the subway, is it unprovoked? All right, we've got a great show.
We have John Avalon on Katrina Vandenhubel.
But first up, she is the former San Francisco
Assistant District Attorney, Brooke Jenkins, is over here.
Brooke, are we shaking, and we have to have, oh, we can.
Nice to meet you.
Great to meet you.
Okay, well, I set it up there in the monologue,
but talk about crime, but especially crime here in San Francisco,
where you're from, and interesting.
I mean, this is an amazing story,
something like 40% of your office.
I think that's 59 attorneys who are in the law office in San Francisco have resigned or left because they don't like what's going on here and you're trying to recall this is of course the recall state everything gets recalled
what we do you're trying to recall the present DA in San Francisco tell me why because he's trying to couch lawlessness as reform and we are watching as lives are
being lost and continue to remain endangered by his radical policies.
And so almost 60 of us have said that's just not something that we can stand by and watch.
And what are the radical policies?
That gangs don't exist, that there are a social construct, that he's not going to use gang charges.
Do you see Snoop at the Super Bowl?
I mean, what, what?
Gangs don't exist? What is the point of that?
He simply wants to find ways not to prosecute,
and he touts it as being something that helps black and Latino communities
while ignoring that black and Latino people suffer the most, oftentimes, from, you know, street violence.
Is this guy white?
Of course, yes.
Tell me why you say, of course, because it sounds like we probably agree on this,
which is, you know, these white people think they're, you know,
I always say more offended than the victim.
You know, I think their heart is in the right place,
and they wind up actually throwing an anchor to the people
that they think they're helping.
Because, as you say, who's hurt by gang violence?
Right.
It's black and Latino people.
My husband's 18-year-old cousin,
a young black man, was gunned down in San Francisco in 2020.
He was walking down the street, innocent young guy,
killed in the midst of a gang feud going on in San Francisco.
And, right, it's his family that has to suffer and watch, you know,
the DA there refuse to prosecute his murderers to the fullest extent.
And, I mean, San Francisco has the reputation as the most liberal, woke city in the country.
But the people there, I feel like they're fed up with this.
I mean, obviously, there's a divide with the people.
I mean, the mayor, I've read some of her quotes on this show recently,
Mayor London Breed. She seems to have really gotten religion on this issue. The one I just read the other day was something like she said. It is time for the reign of criminals to end in our city. Sounds like Batman.
And a lot of what we see on the news, I mean, let me show you some footage. We've all seen footage like this. This is people looting. I think it's of Walgreens, but it's one of those stores. And the question I want to ask as we watch is that there's a security guard.
watching, taking a picture.
Oh, he tries to grab it.
No, sorry, I didn't get it.
And goodbye.
Why does that happen?
Is that because of these policies you're talking about?
Because I've seen many like this where the guard just watches.
You're a security guard.
This is your job to stop this.
Do they think they will be prosecuted?
Are they not paid enough?
Are they stoned?
Why is...
Why are people just...
It looks like shoplifting is a legitimate profession now that you can get away with.
Why?
It's no longer a crime in San Francisco, basically.
They know that the DA's office isn't going to hold these criminals accountable.
They're simply going to, even if they are arrested, be let out within hours,
back out onto the street to come back there and walk out with whatever they want again.
So why risk their safety?
Wow.
And there was, I mean, you say back on the street, there is a woman.
Is this true who robbed the same Walgreens, 100?
Oh, no, a target.
Robbed a target
128 times.
Yes.
That is really taking the word
target too literally.
So you're a prosecutor.
You want to put the bad guys in jail.
Kamala Harris,
prosecutor.
Amy Klobuchar, when they ran,
it's interesting,
they sort of had to defend themselves
for what they do for a living.
Both of them were sort of like,
you know, how dare you?
You put people in jail?
Yeah, but that's my job.
And people sometimes need
going to jail.
Right.
I think we are in a culture now
where radical extremism
is what's cool.
And they have found it
appropriate to demonize
anyone who wants
order in society,
who wants to hold perpetrators of crime
accountable in society.
If you believe that
murderers should go to prison,
then somehow you are a beacon
of white supremacy or you're a racist.
And so,
we've found it acceptable that if somebody disagrees with these radical beliefs, that they are
the enemy of social justice. But you are for reform. I mean, there is reform needed, right? I mean,
we would agree on that. Absolutely. The system itself has been racist in the past and probably
somewhat in the present. And so what, I mean, what reforms are we talking about that you think
would be sensible as opposed to the ones that they're doing? I think we have to take advantage of
when the criminal justice system has jurisdiction over someone who's committed a crime.
And if they're a drug addict or they have mental health issues,
we have to use that jurisdiction to sort of propel them into treatment,
the appropriate treatment, so that they put their lives on a better trajectory, right?
If it's a youthful offender, that we help them get vocational training,
resources to get their GED,
so that they don't simply use the courthouse as a revolving door.
committing further crime.
Ending the drug war.
Of all the practical steps we could take,
ending the drug war. I mean, it's not like we haven't been through this
a century ago with prohibition and liquor.
When you make drugs illegal, people like drugs,
then it's going to make criminals rich,
and other people, criminals.
You're going to crowd the jail system.
What's going on, I'm reading in San Francisco,
is the tenderloin district,
which has always been kind of a,
Bad neighborhood? Is that wrong?
That's fair.
Okay, okay.
A rough neighbor. I remember the clubs were there.
The clubs are usually in the bad neighborhood.
That's why they're good.
Okay.
But they have something called the linkage center there.
What is the policy?
They giving out drugs?
I mean, I never know who to believe in the press anymore.
No, I think there have been some attempts to characterize what's going on in the linkage center.
Unfortunately, most people have in.
had the opportunity to go inside. I think the spirit behind trying to get resources to those
addicted to, you know, substances is noble. I think we have to really make sure, though,
that we are holding drug dealers accountable in some form or fashion. Again, helping people,
even if it's not sending them to prison, that's not the solution, but helping them find a path
towards legal employment so that they can take care of their families in a legal fashion. But right now,
we're not doing anything.
We've simply opened an open-air drug market in the tenderloin as though that's fine.
And people are dying.
We've had more drug overdose deaths than COVID deaths last year.
Right.
All right.
Well, listen, I'm glad you're doing what you're doing because somebody needs to speak out,
and it's a gutsy thing to leave your job.
I've been fired before.
But what I've found is you really wind up in a better place, so I hope you do.
Thank you very much for joining us.
All right.
Let's meet our conference.
All right, she is published of the nation and a columnist for the Washington Post.
Katrina Van Denhovel is back with us.
Hey?
And he is a senior political analyst and anchor for CNN and author of the new book, Lincoln,
and the Fight for Peace, John Avlon.
Okay, so as long as we were talking about San Francisco,
and as long as your book is about Lincoln,
and is it this Monday is President's birthday, or President?
President's Day, yeah.
President's Day.
We used to celebrate the actual birthdays,
now we lump them together, right?
Okay.
But it's interesting because I read this week
that what happened in San Francisco was
they had a...
I kind of recall.
This fucking state loves to recall.
They recall the ice cream comes.
There was board members,
San Francisco School board members,
who had canceled Lincoln,
who took his name and Washington
and lots of other people's names
Paul Revere, I don't know what he did.
But Lincoln and Washington, they took the name off the high school.
They this week were recalled by 70%.
This is what I'm saying.
There are people in San Francisco who are not crazy.
Yeah.
And I feel like this is a harbinger.
What is going on in the Democratic Party?
Oh.
No?
Yes.
No, this is going on in the culture.
But listen, the nation was founded by abolitionists,
committed to ending slavery.
and Lincoln was many things.
He was the great emancipator.
He was the president.
The nation was founded by abolitionists?
Yeah.
1865.
Well, that wasn't the founding of the nation.
Yes.
The magazine.
The Nation magazine.
I live it.
Oh, how the fuck would I know that?
All right.
I don't blame you, Bill.
But listen, listen.
I think, listen.
So you think the Nation magazine is more important
than the country?
Okay.
As long as I know where we are.
What I do think is what's
more important than the murals.
You know, you know what's important in lifetime?
The magazine, not the...
What's important is that people, kids, have access to schools,
have equal access, have good education,
and that's why the school, three of them, are getting recalled,
because people are kind of fed up, and there was all...
They're fed up, they're fed up, because they were focusing on these symbolic social justice issues,
like renaming 44 schools, including all the presidents on Montre's...
rush more, and they weren't getting kids into a classroom.
And that frustrates folks.
And there is such a thing as too extreme.
And when you lose 79% of a recall vote in a city that Joe Biden won by 86%, yeah, it sends a message.
You know, there's a caricature sometimes.
The attempt to make, I mean, this is a serious story in one that the nation magazine's
correspondent who writes left coast just said this isn't blathering, this is idiotic
what's happening in San Francisco.
But there's an attempt to caricature progressives.
as having extreme views.
When I heard earlier
radical extremism and demonization
in the same sentence, I want to reach
for my, that's, listen,
radical extremism is common sense
in some ways in this country.
Health care for all.
Okay, well, not talking about it.
No one's arguing about it.
Yeah, I mean, what we're talking about here
is the fact that these folks got turned out
in San Francisco because they were too extreme.
And look, I mean, they might have been making
an in-kind contribution to the RNC.
That's how crazy the far left is.
They end up creating the caricatures
that the Republicans and run against.
We're going to get to this, but I don't think it is the majority of the Democratic Party.
Not at all.
That is the problem.
But let's not conflate health care for all with Lincoln was a bad guy,
which is just fucking stupid.
Can I just, can I?
The Havigand Post reviewed,
never had a loss for being stupid.
Lincoln, the Spielberg movie, and they said,
There's just one problem.
At moments, it falls into the white savior category of films.
I've heard that before.
Lincoln, that's why we have to cancel him.
He was a white savior.
Well, he kind of was.
And is that, who else in 1860 was going to be the savior?
Yeah.
Look.
I think it had to be a white savior.
No, it's...
Look, that narrative aside, we're dealing with history here,
and you can't just sort of recreate it from a contemporary perspective.
Abraham Lincoln, people who really deserve the end of slavery credit,
isn't just Abraham Lincoln, it's the abolitionists, it's the black union soldiers,
but he presided over the union.
And when people tie themselves up in knots worrying about, you know,
straight comments or the imperfections of people in the past,
they're falling into the same fundamental trap.
Lincoln was a great American.
We could learn a lot from him.
It was Lincoln.
Let me add to this, if I might, and I'm talking about that period.
You like Lincoln?
I think Lincoln was one of the great presidents,
but he became a greater president because of the social movements around him.
The abolitionists, the Black Union League.
And you've got to respect that.
We do.
No one's arguing with that.
Franklin Roosevelt, I think, is a great president.
You're picking a fight with straw man.
He didn't show up.
I thought you did that.
I thought you did that.
It's like, I mean, it's ridiculous.
Not only did Lincoln prosecute the war, which I don't know if any other president would have done that.
But, you know, he moved to emancipation under the pressure of abolitionists.
You know, he was not committed.
As Roosevelt was committed to ending the war, he was committed to keeping the union together.
Lincoln was a single issue candidate going back to the Senate campaign.
I'm not going to, I mean, Lincoln did more than anybody else to advance that issue.
And the fact that he wasn't, he was conscious of the fact that you couldn't move too far too fast is not a strike against him.
Because he got it done.
He got it done.
And then.
But Bill.
And then passing the 12th Amendment.
The 13th Amendment.
I mean, the 13th Amendment, which is what the Spielberg movie is about.
You know, Eric Foner, the great historian of Reconstruction, thanks to Buffy the, what is the vampire?
Lincoln, the vampire movie.
He likes that better.
He likes that better.
Perfect for this discussion.
Some moron thinks Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a better movie than Lincoln.
You call Eric Foner an idiot?
That opinion is idiotic.
Oh, no.
He knows what he talks.
Is it better movie than Spielberg's Lincoln?
But here's, you know, I'm going to lose it tonight.
Okay, let's move on to.
It's still
on to it.
This is still the same subject,
but this is so
apropos.
30 House Democrats now
are not running
next time.
These are people
who have the seat now.
That's an exodus
because they know
they're going to get
their ass kicked
in the midterms.
Democrats had a 9 percentage
point advantage.
This is only the first quarter
of this a year ago.
9 percentage point advantage
in party preference.
Now the Republican.
Republicans have a five-point advantage.
It's a 14-point swing in a year.
57% of suburban respondents said they're going to vote for a Republican in the midterms.
This is the suburbs.
This is where Trump got beat.
This is what you have to win.
Now the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, wow.
I guess this is the committee responsible for getting Democrats elected to the Congress.
They're sounding the alarm about the country.
kind of stuff maybe that's come up here tonight.
So, let me, so
they wrote a report,
I think it's only internal, but we know some
of the things that were said. They said that the voters
find the Democrats preachy,
judgmental, and
focused on culture wars.
Here's one, Jim Cooper, he's retiring, a Democrat.
He said, we're addicted to
telling other people what to think.
You can't really win many elections
if you're that self-righteous.
What do you think?
What do I think?
I'm a member of the Democratic
Wing of the Democratic Party.
You had someone, I think, last week,
Rokana, Representative Rokane from Silicon Valley.
He's a member of the Progressive Caucus,
which is the largest caucus in the House.
This is a caucus that spends a lot of time
on what we call bread and butter issues
on the issues that are really popular with Americans.
Cheaper drugs.
I mean, drug prices.
All I'm saying is...
Trust me, I do not do cheap.
drugs.
You don't want government negotiating for your drug
crisis? No, but they do, you know,
they're really focused on health care.
And they also are focused on reaching out
to rural voters. I mean, you've got
Roecona talking about... Really? Well, they're doing a horrible
job then, because it's also in the news this week.
Mark Pocan. They said the Democratic Party is becoming
extinct in rural districts. I just want
to give you this to Obama. I'm not saying it's doing well. I'm saying it's
a focus. It's a good. I'm saying it's a focus.
Well, I'm saying you say outreach.
No, but Bernie Sanders, who shifted the trajectory of our politics, I believe.
Okay.
I really, he is a progressive populist.
But pay attention to John Tester and Montana.
The Democrats desperately need to have more rural and red state Democrats.
They need to do it by reaching out beyond the base,
and you're not going to do it if you're always flitting everything through the prism of Berkeley and Brooklyn.
You talk about Jim Cooper there.
Cooper is a Southern Democrat who represents an area outside Nashville.
The reason he's resigning is because Republicans in the state have cracked and packed,
that district dividing Nashville
into three districts so Republicans can win
them. And that's the kind of assault on democracy
that's going on right now. And that's why, however
much, you know, Democrats are in trouble,
their pendulum swings and midterms, but don't
underestimate the impact of the rig system
redistricting. And folks remembering that, you know,
we had a little thing like an insurrection a couple months
ago, and maybe you don't want to give those folks the keys
to the car.
Yeah, but maybe
maybe you do want to give the keys
to the car to those who are supporting really
popular programs. You know, we've got
at the moment, I think, how many, we have four lobbyists
for every member of Congress. There's a reason
that things don't get past, that are popular.
You're not listening. And they're not Republican.
They're Democratic issues. You're not listening
to what your own Democratic Committee
is saying. Yeah, that's not my committee.
I'm part of the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party.
I don't think the D-TRAC. I understand.
I understand. There's a difference in this country
between top and below.
I know, but you see, you can...
Establishment and outside of Washington.
See, what you're doing, you're talking about, like,
policies, and I'm saying that's not what the voters are hearing.
What their hearing is preachy, judgmental, and focused on culture wars.
Maybe it's because of media.
Well, we can blame everything on the media.
I don't like the media.
I think there is media malpractice in the country.
At the moment, I mean, it's taking us to war.
But we can't reform the media before the election in November.
The media is not taking us to war.
Vladimir Putin's in danger is taking us to war.
Well, we'll get to that.
Reality checked out.
No, no.
But to your point, I mean, part of the problem in our politics,
the reason folks are so confused is the far-righted and conservative
and the far left isn't liberal.
And if we could actually start applying more consistent liberal principles,
maybe these folks would actually have a shot.
But the fact that Republicans are getting their ass kicked
in rural communities and red states
means they need to reach out more.
And that's a real issue.
And not have this attitude.
Also, not have this attitude of this is the one true opinion.
And if you disagree with me, you're a horrible person.
This is a caricature, Bill.
Well, it's a character based...
It is a character.
Where I sit, it's supposed to be the left publication.
Okay.
Well, we disagree about that.
It's really supporting popular programs in this country,
and it's not self-righteous.
I agree with you.
We have to listen to people.
Listening to people is key.
You don't even listening to me.
You're not a person that I would listen to.
You're not a person that I would listen to.
All right.
Well, I'm listening to you.
I'm listening to you, but I'm just saying I do think they're character.
All right.
Well, let me go back to what the stats are.
Obama won 875 counties when he won the last time.
Biden, 527.
875 to 527 in counties.
That's a tremendous falloff.
Now, the caricature is that the people in those counties,
mostly rural counties, they're racist.
But they voted a lot more for Obama than they didn't for Biden.
So that would kind of cut against that theory, right?
Could I jump in for a second?
Yeah, you can jump in.
The 60 counties in Wisconsin, Ohio, and Pennsylvania
flipped it to Trump or went for Trump because of endless war.
That's what a big issue.
Because these were the counties where they had the most maimed, crippled,
and wounded and killed in endless wars.
And I think that's a big issue right now
as we face the possibility of another war.
I'm not allocating who's starting it.
But what's desperately needed is a diplomatic,
clear, persistent diplomatic resolution.
And I think that this country needs to rebuild itself.
I think this country needs to come home and say,
not be isolationist, but rebuild this country.
And we have crises, which, what are we doing in Ukraine?
Three presidents, Biden, Obama, and Trump said it was not a national security interest.
I hope it remains free, independent, and sovereign through diplomacy.
We can't afford in this time of pandemic.
The publisher of a liberal public, how about the liberal international international
order that's basically secured peace in Europe.
The United States...
Oh, for God's sakes. It's a new world.
How about the post-World War order that was actually
developed by people to try to secure liberal democracy
and it's done a pretty damn good job of it.
Where's the democracy right now?
How about all throughout your...
I'm going to...
I really didn't want to talk about Ukraine, but we kind of
fucking have to.
So, we will. But before we do,
I mean, just...
I know.
Please don't get too out of the end.
Let's just take a mid-show break.
We'll do our little comedy piece,
and then we'll talk about Ukraine.
Is that okay?
Let's do it.
Whatever.
So...
We don't get too either.
All right.
So, that's...
What we can all agree on,
did we all watch the Super Bowl?
Yes.
Is that okay?
We watch the Super Bowl?
I love the Super Bowl.
You love the Super Bowl.
Look, we all love the Super Bowl.
See, we're brought together by the Super Bowl.
My daughter's boyfriend played football in MVP, Oklahoma.
Wow.
Not talking about that.
Okay.
Great.
We're all united around that.
So, in the Super Bowl, now, I've noticed it for years,
whatever network has the game, they get to pimp for the big show that they think,
because this is the greatest platform you could ever have, like 113 million people watch.
So whatever show that you want to promote for the next season, this is the place to do it.
So NBC had the game this year,
so they promoted their big new show,
which is called Bel Air,
which is a reboot of the Prince of Bel Air.
Now, I remember that show.
It was so fun.
It was this cute little comedy.
Now it's been rebooted.
No laughs.
It was not a comedy anymore.
Now it's Bel Air.
It's about gangs and guns and social injustice,
and it's serious as a fucking heart attack.
So we noticed that, I guess,
the other networks noticed,
This is a big trend to reboot your formerly, you know,
light-hearted shows as very serious ones.
So here are the ones coming up.
For example, if you love different strokes,
you'll like this dark reboot.
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Okay.
So, now that I got that out of my system,
he's good.
Okay, Ukraine.
So we tape this show now at 4 o'clock Friday afternoon.
I just came out as Biden was finishing his new speech.
He did change the tone a little.
He said he thinks, for sure, Putin is going to invade Ukraine,
and he also said something about going right after the Capitol, Kiev.
Now, I don't know.
I thought if Putin invaded, it was just going to be the part that he's been trying to bite off for quite a while,
the eastern part, which is more Russian than Ukrainian, or at least part Russian.
What do you think now?
Is this, to me, up until now, it's looked, and maybe after now, it looks like CNN needs ratings.
And, you know, I mean, why are we always, I don't know, but is every fucking battle our fight?
You know, do we always have to.
I thought we were having war on Wednesday.
Didn't they say there was war going to?
Yes, every headline was like, save the deal.
date. And this is about deterrence.
No, it's... War starts on Wednesday.
No, it's madness. This is...
If Joe Biden, President Biden,
is saying this is how you do diplomacy,
this is nuts.
Because you're announcing...
I really think our media,
to a large extent, is
frenzied and eager for...
They are... Correct. Wrong.
And many of the people on our media...
Oh, look, now we're in agreeing against...
No, we're...
And, you know, I also think...
I was watching CNN as well.
And we played the tape of Ari Fleischer.
in 2001 saying to you, Bill Maher, you better watch what you say and watch what you do.
And they are bringing that spirit back.
When Jensocki or Ned Price defends in White House, tell a journalist, if you raise questions about intelligence,
you are parroting Russian talking points.
That's a smear in a statement.
That was an absolute smear against a journalist doing their job, but that's not what we're actually talking about.
What we're talking about is actually trying to defend a liberal international order against Vladimir Putin.
It's not a failure of diplomacy.
It's not NATO's problem.
it's Vladimir Putin's problem.
And if you doubt that,
go talk to the folks who live in Crimea.
We have a real problem.
The administration's trying
to actually do something interesting
about getting information ahead of false flag operations
that would be used as a pretext to do invasion.
But if you actually care about people,
then you can't, and you care about liberal democracy,
then you can't simply say,
we're not in favor of war,
so we're going to let people invade other countries.
Okay, but we're not saying that.
I'm in favor of democracy.
I'm not sure when the white...
But just not fighting for it.
No, when the White House says...
To what degree? Let me ask the question.
By the way, let me just ask one question.
War is unimaginable in this situation.
These are nuclear-armed countries. The miscalculation has not been...
If we didn't go to war during the Cold War with nukes, we're not going to do it over Ukraine.
NATO... So I'm not worried about that.
Wait a second.
Biden says, has said, we are not sending troops.
Yes.
Yeah.
You agree with that.
We should not...
It's not part of NATO.
Okay.
But then we are just sort of...
What we need to do, what we need to do...
They're in Ukraine, the U.S. advisors, and three...
billion or more weapons systems, the danger is miscalculating.
Okay, but we're not sending troops.
We're not sending troops.
So no one is...
President Biden said it's not in the international interest.
So we're not, we're not...
Ukraine is not a NATO country, so therefore Article 5 does not apply.
But still NATO has a responsibility to try to rein in aggression by Russia, which you can do through a massive regime of sanctions.
And we're doing it.
And Putin has, I think, dramatically miscalculated.
It's not just Putin.
It's the entire thing.
Russia has a blob, too.
No, Russia...
Don't you think there's always a reason why the...
the defense contractors are ginning us up to put more money into their pot and to get us upset
about some new boogeymen.
Guys, I love the Eisenhower Defense Military Complex speech. It's a really important speech.
And it should be repeated every day. It should. But this is about, right now, if you want to
take a big step back, we do have a challenge of our time, unfortunately, defending liberal democracy
and the rise of autocracies. And so you have to create lines by democracies,
He's uniting together to stop authoritarian aggression that would destroy the rule of law and free people.
And why that's controversial?
It's not controversial.
Who's against democracy?
I just feel we do better to rebuild it at home.
President Biden went out to the world to say, were democracy or an autocracy?
We couldn't get the voting rights bill passed.
Yeah, I agree with you.
I'm saying we need to rebuild the democracy in our country, which is fragile.
What I would do right now is rebuild a security architecture from Russia to Europe that is not based on NATO,
which is a military institution,
which mandates that countries have compatible weapons
with the United States and a lot of money.
You think it's a coffee clutch?
So, John, let me ask you this.
In this country, we've had since 1823,
the Monroe Doctor.
Yes.
Which says, and this is 200 years old,
when we said, look, anybody within a thousand goddamn miles of us,
that's ours.
The Caribbean, all of Latin America.
That's the Monroe Do not fuck with us anywhere near us,
but Putin, Ukraine is the ancestral home of Russia.
Kiev, that's where the Russian state started in Kiev.
Kiev and Rusk is the first era of Russian history.
No, I'm just saying.
I'm not saying he's a good guy or that he should invade it.
Let's say the Ukrainians decide whether they want to be taken over by Russia.
And some of them do.
Not deeply divided.
It's a civil war.
You're absolutely muddying the point in echoing Russian talking points.
But I'm just saying that is, you are.
And but just, you know, that is where the debate in this country has broken down.
You don't say to someone who is speaking from 30 years of knowledge about NATO, Russia, Gorbachev.
And you say I'm parroting Russian talking points?
No, when Putin...
Do I speak, when I speak of nuclear issues?
Is that a Russian?
Katrina, when Putin took Crimea, his argument was, his argument was, you know what,
these are all native Russians, so let's not worry about about structures like, you know,
people being able to decide their own destiny and national sovereignty.
This is not, you know...
NATO is a military institution.
NATO is a structure that was put together to stop Soviet expansionism after the second
right.
And there is no more Soviet Union, and it was a broken promise to Gorvichal.
I appreciate the point.
I appreciate the point.
There is no more Soviet Union.
What NATO was formed to stop the Soviet Union was disbanded 30 years ago.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, I think you both think NATO should dissolve.
Well, I don't know about...
It should not expand Eastern.
What is the point anymore?
Because it's like it looks like we're just against you, Russia.
And Russia does need to be contained to a degree, but Russia is not a power other than its nuclear weapon.
That's right.
And it's army.
The reason NATO exists and the reason democracy should be actually uniting structures way beyond NATO is because in the wake of the Second World War,
Soviets were expanding and the European nation said, you know what, we need to unite together in order to stop that aggression.
That aggression, whether it's happening under Vladimir Putin or the former nation, still seems to be in play.
And democratic nations have a right to unite
to try to stop that kind of aggression.
Otherwise, you're enabling autocracies rise.
I disagree.
Let me go back to the...
I think you rebuild democracy
not by going out in search of demons.
And I think there's a trans-partisan element
in this country which understands
we do better by rebuilding at home
and then working with other countries.
The United States is no longer...
By the way, Kamala Harris,
Vice President is at this Munich Security Conference.
In 2007, that's where Putin staked out.
that we are no longer in a unipolar world.
After Iraq, the debacle of Iraq and other wars,
I just feel like it's easy talk to say their autocracy.
And they are many of these countries.
So if Putin invades Ukraine, do you think the U.S.,
that your preference would be just let him take it?
No, we're not saying that.
We're not saying let him take it.
We already said we're not going to send troops
so we can't stop him from taking it.
If you begin by saying you're not sending American men and women
and then you don't have a national security interest.
And again, you're going to tell people in the country that they're defending NATO?
They're standing up for NATO?
No.
You're standing up for democracies against autocracies.
You're using financial mechanisms to punish and constrain aggression.
I'm bored with this.
I know.
I'm going on.
Crypto?
Crypto?
I am.
Let's go back to the Democrats.
Crypto.
Let's go back to the Democrats.
You know, I mean, did you know, Katrina, you talk about the media?
Yes.
more Democrats watch Fox
than they watch MSNBC
I was shocked
this is from our friends at Nielsen
who do the ratings
I love them
in prime time
39% of Democrats
watch Fox only 31%
watch MSNBC
and 30% watch CNN
what you're denying that
you're not getting a comment out of me
on that one because I
I mean I think
I think that you go on
and Rokane and I have talked about this
you go on Fox
if you're invited
say on Tucker Carlson and you don't check your integrity at the door, you speak your mind
because you're reaching people. You might not otherwise reach, but there is a debate. There is a debate.
And I'm being honest about people who won't go on Fox. But what do you think about the fact,
I mean, I was shocked. I think you want to reach people. But what do you think? No, okay,
we're talking about two definitions. Okay. I've agreed with you from the beginning. I've implored
Democrats, go on Fox. You can't just preach to the choir. I'm saying this was shocking news to me.
And that's prime time all day on 25 to 54.
42% of Democrats
Fox.
Is there a regional breakdown?
MSNBC, 25%.
They're killing them.
So the Democrats are watching Fox.
What does that mean?
What does that tell you?
I think they'd be wiser if they read more
and didn't watch TV at him.
Yeah, but that's true of everybody.
Fox is not a news organization.
Most of the journalists have been drummed out of there.
They are a right-wing talk TV,
and a lot of folks find that entertaining.
Some people try to figure out what the opposition is saying.
It's its own echo chamber.
So, you know, we're going to do the news.
We're actually going to try to do the news
and bring people actual information
because freedom of the press is under attack on the abroad.
And that's a perfectly noble cause.
Haven't the other two cable networks gotten more election?
Fox, not that their politics
is the same, but in the sense
that you can't trust when you watch
them, I just can't. It's like you're going to present
the things that your audience already believes
there's going to be no... It's not like this show.
No, but we were talking... There's no debate.
We were talking in the green room or
whatever room it is about how there's...
This show does have...
But this show does...
It's like a shot at the green room.
That's...
No, but I'm saying
when we were talking about how they're... This show
As gives a breadth of space for conversation.
Right.
There are very few shows today.
That's what I'm saying.
Where you have civil, you know, civil, intelligent conversation.
But whenever a story breaks, I'm like, I read it from, I try to read it from both sides.
Because, like, whatever I read from one side or watch from one channel, it's like, I can't trust you.
You're telling me half the story.
You're not telling me the half you don't want me to know.
And then I read the other half, and I'm like, oh, okay, I see what this is.
That's the problem with our media.
I've got to go.
Time for new rules.
Anyway, no rules.
Okay.
New rule, now that Kanye West has worn his full body
and visibility costume to the Super Bowl,
he has to sell a home version for men
who have to go places with their wife
and want to doze off without being detected.
Parent Teacher Day, Thanksgiving,
movies where older actresses get their groove back.
She'll never know.
Are you awake?
Is it even you?
The Kanye West cloak
of invisibility.
Wear one and you'll never again hear the words.
Stop making that face.
New rule, now that Johnson
and Johnson makes baby Cologne,
they have to tell me,
who is this for?
Dushbagged toddlers who didn't have time
to shower before they hit the club?
Just admit, it's left over
vaccine.
Here's why babies don't need Cologne.
They already smell like shit.
New Rule, for the next Olympics,
get the performance-enhancing drugs
out of figure skating and get them into curling.
That whole sport would just make so much more sense
if I knew they were high on something.
New rule, now that this Catholic priest in Phoenix
has resigned after an investigation found
he had been performing baptisms wrong for 20 years
because he used the words,
we baptize, instead of I baptize,
thereby invalidating thousands of baptisms.
Someone has to tell the church, nobody gives a five.
Really?
Of all the areas for the church to investigate,
this is the one you follow through on?
Besides, God is a conservative.
He doesn't care if he used the wrong pronoun.
New Rule, now that we have Replica,
the AI companion bot who was always here to listen and talk,
let's also introduce Dr. Replikats.
The AI psychiatrist who also pretends to listen to your problems
but doesn't charge $500 an hour to say,
and how did that make you feel?
And finally, new rule, someone has to tell China,
you can steal our trade secrets, our software,
and our intellectual property,
but we draw the line at our hot freestyle skiers.
Now, if you've been like me over the past few weeks,
glued to your TV watching the Olympics,
that makes exactly two of it.
We knew there were shithole countries,
but who knew there was a shithole superpower?
But I'm sure you've heard about American citizens,
in Eileen Gou, the beautiful model
influencer and now gold
medal winning skier who was born
and raised here in America, but who chose to
ski in the Olympics for China.
Cool, huh?
Is it? Is that cool
now? To choose
to represent a totalitarian police
state over America?
The Olympics pretends to only be about
sports, but of course the games have always
been a bit of a proxy war for which country
has the best system.
And by choosing Team China,
Eileen Gou became a living symbol of China's triumph over the West,
which wouldn't bother me so much if I thought China had triumphed over us
in the ways that really matter, but they haven't.
Now, we do have human rights issues right here at home.
We do.
But we're still at least for another three years,
a democracy based on freedom.
And they are an authoritarian surveillance state
based on how'd you like to disappear for a few months.
like that tennis player who recently vanished for a while
when she said she'd been raped by a government official.
We do still throw too many black people in jail.
But perspective matters.
China has basically jailed an entire ethnic minority.
The Uyghurs, a situation that both the Trump and Biden administrations
has called a genocide.
America is not close to that.
And it's a cynical dodge to pretend that China's sins
should be overlooked because we all do it.
No.
In 1997, Britain returned Hong Kong to China
with an agreement that Beijing,
from Beijing, that Hong Kong could retain its free press,
honest courts, and democratic government.
Well, they lied.
Democracy and freedom are being crushed there,
and China doesn't want anyone to talk about it.
And because so much money is involved, no one does.
Two years ago, when the general manager of the Houston rocket,
Darrell Mori tweeted
Fight for Freedom, Stand with Hong Kong.
He was forced
to apologize. In America, we're supposed to root for
democratic government, not apologize for it.
But the NBA has a television deal with China
worth a billion and a half dollars.
So LeBron James said
Mori needed to be educated on the situation.
The situation being,
I got some shoes to sell.
Out kowtow is a Chinese word.
But boy, Americans have gotten
good at it.
For years, Google proudly
refused to kowtow to Chinese
censors, adopting the slogan, don't
be evil. But the Chinese market
proves so lucrative that,
well, okay, a little
evil.
That's the deal China
offers American companies and celebrities.
We'll give you access to our
billion-plus consumers as long as
you shut up about the whole
police-day genocide thing.
John Sina took
that deal. Well, come on, China accounts for 34% of global box office, and he's a movie star now.
So, like the Uyghurs, last year he learned he needed to get some re-education.
You see, he, John referred to Taiwan as a country, as if it was a separate country from China,
which it is. But China would like to do to Taiwan what it did to Tibet and what it's now doing to Hong Kong.
So we were treated to this video.
I must say,
now,
is very,
and,
hand,
and,
very,
and,
I love,
more
gendong,
and
people,
and I'm
very,
my
wrong,
to my
thought
steroids
shrunk your
balls.
Wow,
when a country
can
make your
big,
musly
macho man
action
stars
grovel in
their language,
you know
you're somebody's
bitch.
In the original Top Gun, Tom Cruise wore a bomber jacket
with the flags of several Asian countries
that are our allies sewn on the back.
Well, the flag for Taiwan has now magically disappeared
for the upcoming Top Gun Maverick.
Well, he used to be a Maverick.
Now he does whatever China says.
So can you really blame 18-year-old Eileen Gou,
who's already made over $31 million,
as the face of 23 brand products in China
for following in the footsteps of other American celebrities?
Some of Gu's defenders say it's racist
to ask if she's still an American citizen
and she herself wouldn't say.
Why is that racist?
Why was it racist to think that COVID
might have originated from a lab leak
as opposed to from eating bats?
Besides the fact that the idea
that COVID came from eating gross, weird food
seems way more racist
than the idea that it came from a high-tech lab.
Besides that, the definition of woke was supposed to be
being alert to injustice in society.
But because the woke now, see race first and everything else, never,
fear of being accused of racism
has given a free pass on human rights abuses to China
and any other places that are perceived as non-white.
If China was in Europe,
Would they get away with having concentration camps
without more of an outcry from America?
If men were forcing women to wear this in, say, Massachusetts,
would that go as unremarked on as it does?
The Chinese classified transgender as a mental illness.
They just edited Friends episode
so that Ross's wife is definitely not a lesbian.
How would that go over here?
Didn't Martha Luther King say,
an injustice anywhere is a threat
to justice everywhere?
Can we still quote him?
In 2020, NBA players
wore jerseys that said freedom,
speak up, injustice.
But I guess those things only matter
for home games.
Sorry, Uyghurs.
Someone has to tell me
where we got this rule that you can't
criticize China because I suspect
we got it from China.
Because after all, it's where we get everything else.
All right, that's our show.
I'll be at the Mirage in Vegas tomorrow night
and somehow tonight.
And again, tomorrow night
at the Friday Smart Financial Center
in Sugar Land, Texas, April 9th
at the Tulsa Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma, April 10th.
I want to thank Katrina Vanon-Huvel,
John Avalin, Brooke Jenkins,
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