Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #613: Michael Moore, Jonathan Lemire, Vivek Ramaswamy
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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
Thank you, people. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Wow, how enthusiastic you are. Thank you.
I appreciate that. I know why you're happy today. Because do you see Joe Biden on 60 minutes on Sunday? He declared the pandemic was over.
So if you're wearing a mask, you better be robbing me.
I thought it was over a year and a half ago.
But anyway, so this is, you know, and things are getting back to know.
We saw it for the first time now in a couple of years.
The UN met. Putin did not show up.
He has bigger problems at home.
Did you see this, Putin?
He had to call up the reserves now.
This is not going over.
Gen Z's not having it, by the way, around the world.
I'm going to talk about here.
It's so interesting.
Yeah, called up 300,000 Russian men.
Not good for Ukraine, because they're going to go.
to Ukraine, on the bright side,
it greatly reduces the number of people
who are trying to hack my Netflix account.
Yeah.
I tell you, things are not great here, but in Russia,
have you seen this? Like 12 people,
and these are prominent people, have fallen out
of a window. This guy doesn't
care who know. And then
last week, another prominent
former ally of Putin died
falling down the stairs.
It's funny, his goons
were dragging him up the stairs so they could
so they could push him down the stairs.
And one of them said,
why are we over-complicating this?
And, hey, let's not forget about our friends in Puerto Rico.
Man, they're having a rough time there.
The hurricane hit that.
Did you see that?
The Red Cross still says the people there are without power.
They need water.
They need blankets.
They need medical supplies.
And a bad bunny could use a bag of carrots.
No, really, I mean, you know,
I know Trump didn't know it,
but Puerto Ricans are citizens of the United States.
It's, we should never forget that.
But, you know, Puerto Rico, it's a weird, you know, thing.
They're not a state, but they're not a country.
They're in this vague gray area, like Adam Levine's marriage.
But I tell you, are you excited that midterms are only like six weeks away now?
And they say, very high interest.
The people are out there.
They're going to go out there and vote.
This is not usually the case with the business.
midterms. But as one guy said,
I just want to take part in democracy
one last time before it goes away.
And they
have some butts who are running out there.
I mean, have you seen this guy in Pennsylvania?
Could be the governor of Pennsylvania,
a real place, called Doug Mastriano.
He's out there campaigning with a prophet,
as one does in politics.
A prophet who talks about the fact that
there is...
I'm kidding. Not making this up.
an anointed cake
that when gay people eat it,
they become straight.
That's what this...
This story has everything evangelicals love.
Magic, bigotry, and dessert.
But I must...
To my gay friends out there,
if you accidentally eat this anointed cake,
you can turn back
if you deep throat an aclair.
I just...
Giving equal sides.
This used to be a real country.
Did you know about that?
Oh, speaking of which, did you see Trump this week on Sean Hannity?
He was talking about, you know, of course, we know a couple of months ago,
the FBI raided his home in Mar-a-Lago to get the documents he stole, you know, classified documents.
And he told Sean Hannity that he can declassify a document.
A president can. He can. Maybe just him.
By just thinking about it.
Just thinking about it.
It's all there in the Constitution.
the separation of psychic powers.
Okay?
It's plainly spelled out.
Really?
He can do things just by thinking about it.
I guess this explains all the women
who only thought they didn't want their pussy grab.
And Trump has eight different lawsuits going on.
In New York State this week,
said they're suing him and the kids, the whole family.
Because their family business, of course, was a big sham.
One person is like that.
Yeah.
it's not just Trump. It's Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., not Tiffany.
A rare win for a parental neglect.
And Trump this week returned to Mara Lago for the first time since the awful raid, and he said,
it's not the same.
The whole place was ransacked, and apparently Malanias was very traumatized, too.
She said, you can't get out of her head the thought of an FBI agent with his fingers in her draws.
Anyway, we've got a great show.
We've got Jonathan Amir
and Vivek Ramos Rwamy.
But first up, he is the Oscar-winning filmmaker
who's hit movie Bowling for Columbine Mix.
It's 20th anniversary this year,
and he's the host of the podcast Rumble with Michael Moore,
my good friend, Michael Moore.
Michael Moore.
Mike.
Bill.
How are you?
You look great.
You look like Michael Les.
Right.
I am feeling pretty good, actually.
I've spent the pandemic trying to take care of myself.
Yeah, you look great.
I see you're in your bunker there with the map.
Your undisclosed location.
So, listen, we've talked about the midterms many times here.
I think there's sort of a bright spot there
in the fact that the country is on the brink disaster,
which for the first time I can remember,
the midterms are sexy.
This is the one.
usually we had trouble getting people to go out and vote for,
but now there's very high enthusiasm for a midterm election.
So what do you think is going to happen?
Well, just before I say what I think is going to happen,
I need to preface it by telling everybody who's watching
that everybody needs to show up,
and you need to bring five to ten people with you on election vote.
That is a lot of people.
But make it, you know, winning beer, make it a fun.
have a party afterwards, whatever.
But I honestly believe, Bill, and, you and I are too well-known pessimists, I think,
and I have never felt this optimistic.
And I was on your show here what's now six years ago when I said that Trump was going to win,
and the audience booed me, and you stood up for me.
I was just saying, look, I'm out, I'm around.
I'm from the Midwest. I think I had a pretty good sense of what was going to happen. I think the opposite's going to happen this time. I think that there is going to be such a landslide against the traitors, especially the 147 Republicans who just hours after the insurrection voted to not certify the elected president of the United States, Joe Biden. And I think that there is going to be so many people coming out to vote.
I want to thank the Supreme Court for reminding women that they are, in fact, second-class citizens and taking their rights away like this.
There are so many—I don't know if you've seen the list of states, starting with Kansas, which, by the way, 60% of the people in Kansas a couple months ago showed up to say, no, we want abortion legal, and we want it in our Constitution.
We want to stay there.
And this is—I think that there's going to be such a massive turnout of women.
70% of all new registered voters in Kansas for women.
In Wisconsin, it's 17% more than men are registering to vote.
Pennsylvania, 12%.
I mean, in most of these states, these are women who have not voted,
who've not been registered, are coming out to register.
And then look what happened in Alaska.
Alaska only gets one member of Congress and elects a woman,
a native Alaskan woman, to defeat Sarah Palin.
Alaska. This is like there's so many signs of this that I think, I honestly think, if we all do our work,
and if we all get people to get out there and we get out there ourselves, we have a chance to do something that it does happen every now and then.
1993, Canada voted every conservative member in parliament except for two out of office. Gone. All of it. Except for.
Number two, four years later, in the Great Britain, 1997, every conservative member of the British
Parliament in Scotland, in Wales, and from Northern Ireland, were all thrown out of office.
I think we could throw out a huge number of these Republican traders in November, November 8.
And I think there's a good chance where, instead of...
As liberals, you know, we're like, oh, we're going to, you know,
there's all this whining that goes on.
And we've got to stop this and realize the power that we have right now.
We're going to get two to five new Democratic senators after this election come November.
I really truly believe that.
I believe we're going to keep the House.
I think the pundits are all wrong.
They're wrong so many times.
They're wrong about because here's an example just in Michigan.
In the off-year election midterm of 2014, only 15% of young people, 18 to 29, showed up to vote.
Very typical in those days.
But four years later, in 2018, young people doubled their vote.
It went from 15% to 32% showed up.
There's going to be even more this year.
That's been the trend.
So women, young people, people of color are going to save the day, and we are going to be very happy.
the day after the election.
And I know people are afraid,
well, don't say that, Mike.
Now people won't show up.
Yes, I know, because the old school Democrats, liberals,
were a little like, oh, wow, yeah.
It's not that way anymore.
I think there's a real revolution,
a nonviolent revolution going on
in favor of democracy.
People don't want to lose it.
We will how close we are to losing it,
and we can't move it.
Michael Moore. Now let's meet our panel.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Question two.
Just excited. We're going to get rid of these people
that are trying to tear the country down. We're going to get rid of them.
I'm excited about it.
I see. You know, we have some Republicans watching this show.
We are for all Americans on this show.
No, but that's why abortion...
I know.
All right. Shut the fuck up.
Shut up right now
and answer one other question.
Okay?
Where are you on Biden 24?
Well, you know, when he said...
Suddenly you have nothing to say.
No, no.
I feel for him.
I don't want to pick on him because he's old,
but he told us when he was running
that he may only
be a one-term president.
But hasn't he done kind of
good in the last six months? Yes.
Okay.
Well, then...
I want him healthy. I want him.
I want him to keep going.
And...
Then why are you...
That's how I feel.
I know, but look, you're punching 70 in the mouth.
What?
Ah!
What?
Why? I know.
Okay.
Okay. And you got your hair.
But why be ageist about it?
I mean, shouldn't we just judge him on the job he's doing?
I would think...
No, I'm just saying...
he may decide he doesn't want to run.
So we need to be thinking plan B or plan C.
Right.
But no, I'm, believe me, I'm a huge fan of what he's been able to do.
You know, he's not me, he's not you, but that's okay.
You know, we can make our peace with certain things in order to make this work.
Okay, so when I saw our friend Salman Rushdie have his little episode with getting stabbed,
I thought of you recently because I know you have had been attacked in all.
almost the same way. And I remember when we went to the Met game,
do you remember we went to the All-Star game at Cityfield once? You and me and Sam?
Yeah, there we are. Oh, fuck, yeah. Look at that.
You know, Will, do you remember me saying, leaning over to you? And all of a sudden,
they put us up on the Jumbotron. And I went, oh, geez, you know, right now,
there's a guy up in the bleachers, the assassin. And now he's confused because he doesn't know
which one of us to take out first. And it sounds pretty dark right now. But,
at that moment, do you remember that Miguel Cabrera
from the Detroit Tigers, he swung the bat at the plate, and the bat
flew out at his hands? Do you remember this?
No. It went right over our heads, like two, three feet over our heads.
That one bat could have taken out all three of us.
So, I, listen, yes.
So you're saying Miguel Cabrera was the assassin?
I'm just saying it's from Venezuela.
I think I saw this in a naked gun movie.
You know, Bell, but seriously, yes, I have had a few times somebody leap on the stage with a knife, with a weapon, and fortunately, I had security, and they were able to protect me.
One time a guy came at me with a knife, and the security guy couldn't stop him in time, so he put his hand up in front of my face, and the knife went right through his hand.
And that security guy, his name was Ron, he looked at his hand with that knife, it went all the way through.
And he looked at it the way you or I would look at, like, in the shower,
at a bottle of shampoo, like, when it's empty and we're like, oh, he was just like,
that's all he did.
And then he took the guy down and handcuffed him.
But, you know, it's a scary time.
It's a violent time.
And I hear that Solomon is doing well.
I can't wait to go to a ballgame with him and you again.
Yeah.
That would be a nice time.
All right.
Well, before I let you get you guys.
I just really did want to say congratulations on, I can't believe it's 20 years since Columbine.
And it's funny because, you know, Sal has said before, Salman Rusty has said before when he's asked about his legacy.
And people say, what do you want?
Or maybe he just said this to me.
I don't know.
I blame the pot.
But I know he said it.
And he said, you know what I want?
A shelf, meaning a whole shelf of books, which he pretty much has already filled up and he's hardly done.
And I feel like you have a shelf too.
You know, when you think about Roger and Maine,
you're thinking about bowling for Columbine and Sicko
and capitalism, a love story.
You've taken on guns, and you've taken on income inequality,
and you've taken on health care.
You've taken on a lot of the big issues.
And I know you're not done, but I just wanted to congratulate you,
not just on the 20 years, but having a shelf.
But I've got to go before you start.
Michael Moore, everybody.
I'll see you soon.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's meet our...
Okay.
All right, he is the founder of Strive, Asset Management,
and author of Nation of Victims, Identity Politics,
The Death of Merit, and the Path Back to Excellence.
Vivek Ramoswami is over here.
He is the host of MSNBC's way too early,
and author of the new book, The Big Lie,
Election, Chaos, Political Opportunism,
and the State of American Politics after 2020.
That's the whole book, by the way.
I just read the...
Jonathan Lemire is over here.
All right. I want to start with this. What's going on in Iran?
And I'm in a monologue, you know, Gen Z's not having it around the world.
I think there's something going on here. I mean, I have never seen what I'm seeing in Iran.
If you don't know what was going on, folks, a woman named Masa Amini was killed because she was not wearing the hijababab.
Hijab. Hijab?
Hib. Ajab correctly.
And she got taken in by the morality police.
I mean, we've known this goes on forever in lots of Muslim countries.
It's not just this one.
but Iran is pretty bad
and they basically killed her in custody
and people, I don't know if you've seen the footage
but they are burning their hijabs
in the street
and I feel like this is
maybe like their George Floyd
moment finally that we are
seeing something going on in that part of the world
that I mean we thought maybe with the Arab Spring
but that didn't turn out to really change
all that much. What do you think is going on here?
Yeah look I think that you're actually seeing it in Iran
you're seeing it in Russia
you see it in China.
People are rising up.
And I think it's pretty interesting
with those three countries.
All of them have anti-American sentiment.
All of them are authoritarian.
And all of them are having a pretty tough time.
I've got to say, it's kind of encouraging
to see the countries that are most anti-American
having as much trouble.
It's not so bad over here about comparison.
I have to admit I'm a little comforted by that.
I mean, it's interesting you bring those two in it
because I feel like authoritarian leaders
maybe in the last few years have thought,
oh, we got the wind at our back now.
You know, it looked like democracy was
on the rise, but then Trump came along
and Bolon Saro and all these people
and they were like, oh no, it's
back to us. And I feel
like this may be different.
I mean, could I show some footage what's
going on in Russia? This is what happened
in Russia when Putin said he's going to call
up the reservists and lots of people
around this country.
And this isn't a country where they push
you out the window, you know, so it takes
it's not just like in this country where you get out
in the streets and what happens. You go to jail
overnight, you know, and, you know,
Jane Fond is there with you.
I mean, it's not nearly as bad.
Now, it takes extraordinary courage
to do what we're seeing in Iran
and what we're seeing right now in Russia.
We're Putin this week, you know,
a sign of clear weakness,
a sign he knows he's losing this war.
Sabre rattles again the threat of nukes
and then calls up 300,000 reservists.
And remarkable, the images like that,
scenes of protests in cities like St. Petersburg and Moscow,
but also Russian men leaving the country,
clogging up airports, heading to the borders.
They don't want to participate in what they know is a war that is failing in a war that they don't believe in right now.
And there's been days now of unrest in Iran as well.
It is too soon to say where that will go.
We heard President Biden this week from the U.N.
endorse that movement, saying they stand with the people of Iran trying to stand up to what's happening there.
But it does seem like that the authoritarianists are having a tough time,
even as Xi Jinping, likely going to have more power.
You know, he's the Communist Congress in Beijing meets in a few weeks.
But even he, backlash to COVID there.
The economy has really slipped.
It's a tough stretch for...
Well, backlash to the reaction to COVID.
Right.
I mean, I see that here in the American media, too.
Like, they blame everything on COVID.
No, it's not COVID.
COVID was a real thing that was bad.
How they treated COVID. How they handled COVID.
The zero COVID tolerance.
And they're more crazy than we are, which is saying a lot.
Well, I mean, it actually does remind me.
make a good point, Bill, is that when I just look at what's happening, take just those three countries,
it just reminds you that in different parts of the world, human beings aren't that different from one another.
We all want freedom. As human beings, we are a free people, whether we're in Iran or China or Russia or America.
But I have to say, I also think we can't do much about those problems, but we can look inside and say that, you know what?
At the end of the day, you talk about a morality police in Iran? Well, I'm not sure there isn't a morality police arising in the United States.
words you can't say, clothes you can't wear here,
apologies you must recite.
You know, condemn blottinger proof.
What clothes can't you wear here?
Depends on your skin color,
cultural misappropriation for what you can't take.
You can't really be comparing that to hundreds of millions
of women who have to wear a fucking bag over their head.
Of course not.
Of course not.
But the point is, we can't do anything about that,
but the best we can do, I think,
is to take a look at what's happening over there
and use as a reminder to just look in the mirror
and say we are that shining seat down a hill,
how are we best living up to our example?
And I think that we've been imperfect in COVID,
COVID policy. Kids in schools,
losing school for a year. Well, China was bad.
We weren't as bad.
But there were some things that we can learn
and hopefully use this as an occasion for introspection as well.
And I think we could do something about the women
who have to wear burkas
and have to cover their faces.
The liberals in this country have never stood up against that.
I mean, the way they did were like against apartheid
and other issues that are, you know,
plainly anti-label. I mean, just imagine a world where this didn't exist, where no one ever
threw a bag over a woman like she was a motorboat. And then somebody suggested we do that
tomorrow in Kentucky. Somebody said, let's start covering women completely so they can't see anything.
Well, part of the problem is we have this tension between, you know, Islamophobia is something
that you worry and you can't criticize severe Islamism anymore. And that
That's in conflict with women's rights, so what do you do?
Same thing that happens in Afghanistan when women aren't able to go to school,
girls aren't able to go to school anymore.
We ignore the issue and move on when those different politically correct agendas come into conflict.
Big thing in this country now and have for years about immigration,
but, you know, we don't have the kind of immigration problems other countries have
because we're very lucky.
The immigrants who come here, they really want to be here.
They don't want to really change our culture.
They're friendly.
They want to work.
I mean, this nonsense of what's going on with Martha's Vineyard.
I mean, if you missed it, you know, the governor of Florida and Texas sending migrants to make a point about, look, things happen here at the border.
We have thousands and hundreds of thousands of people coming over and you're not helping.
So we're going to send people to these sanctuary cities where you say you welcome them.
Okay, was it a political stunt?
Of course.
Is it a ridiculous way to handle immigration policy?
Yes.
But, you know, this talk that these 50 migrants in Martha's very,
vineyard. I've been to Martha's Vineyard. It's very
nice. Yeah, not a bad spot.
I mean,
I mean, some of these
Tim Cain, these poor
Venezuelans, what they're suffering,
yeah, from the government of Venezuela
is where they were suffering.
They're not suffering so badly.
And then I read the
person from
this is Telemundo reporter. I can tell you
they are not angry at Ron DeSantis,
thanking him for having,
they are thanking him for having brought them to Martha's
I would do.
People pay a lot of money
to go to Martha's Vineyard.
Yeah. I mean...
I mean...
Sorry, go ahead.
No, the confusion is, it seems like a lot of people
who ended up at Martha's Vineyard didn't know where they were going.
And there's some suggestion, and there's some lawsuits now
being filed, being like, well, they didn't know where they're going,
that they're not being...
But they obviously are being treated with.
They went there, and they've been welcomed with open arms.
It's not like they had a destination anyway.
They didn't book this on Travelocity.
This is not like...
I mean...
It's so ridiculous because this is a country that desperately needs immigrants right now.
We have 11 million job openings.
Restaurants can't find people to do the very jobs that these people are very willing and want to do.
If this country was not so dysfunctional, we would just match these two problems, people we need and people want to get here,
and we would place them all around the country.
I can imagine a world where the governor of Massachusetts
and the governor of Florida were not enemies,
and one just said,
hey, it's summer here in Martha's Vineyard.
Could you send up some help?
And he said, we'd be happy to,
and they'd be happy to go.
But we have to make this into something,
some fake humanitarian crisis.
Well, I think you hit on something there.
Obviously, there's a desperate need
for comprehensive immigration reform.
There has been for years.
That hasn't happened because it's become too politically toxic
because of the pandemic.
Instead, what we're having is a conversation
about, as you say,
correctly is a stunt.
That DeSantis is sending these
migrants to other places and
it is a clear base play, a clear effort for
2024 for him, and
that's what we're talking about is the political
football rather than the actual heart of the issue,
which is the fact this country does need immigrants, it needs
a policy to figure out how to get them here. I mean, look,
I'll speak as a kid of immigrants, first generation
American. I agree with everything you said. Immigrants
come not as victims, but as underdogs
to this country. I think they can be the lifeblood
of the American dream. I will say
this, is that we sidestep. We're
talking about the stunt, I'm done talking about the stunt.
Let's talk about the actual issue that people
disagree on, which is, can a country
legitimately decide who
does and doesn't get to enter
its borders? I think that a country
can legitimately make that decision.
A lot of progressives on the other side say
that they can't legitimately make that decision, that we need
open borders. Great, let's have that debate.
Well, they don't say open borders.
Well, some do. You know, Farad Manju and the New York Times has made the case for it.
But...
For completely open borders? Like, come one, come all?
I mean, there's a spectrum.
of opinions. At the far left end of the spectrum, there's absolutely a case for open borders.
But most Democrats would not say open borders. It appears that way. I take your point. Because when
you're not willing to say who can't come in, it does sound like you want open borders. And the
reason why the Democrats, let's be honest, won't say that is because they fear more than anything
being thought of as racist. Sure. And once we use labels, racist, xenophobic, pick your label of choice,
we lose the ability to have the actual debate. And I think there's a rich debate to say that, you
know what, there should be a lottery system.
It's what we have in this country for many immigrants.
It's a lottery system. It's random.
I don't like that approach even to legal immigration.
I think we should be selective about picking the people who want to come to this country
to be part of its ideals to purposefully opt in and say that, you know what, I want to be
a citizen of that country.
Don't make them take the citizenship test when after their seven years of green card.
Make them actually opt into it and take a civic test before they get into this country.
I think we should open the front door as much as we can for people who want to opt in,
but close the door to the rest.
let's have a clear-hunted debate about it,
I think that can lead to a more sensible policy.
Well, yeah, I mean, some of that,
I guess, could have gotten applause.
But, okay, I...
There it is.
There is, young guy, I'm in a late.
I'm in a late.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I mean, look, I was watching the funeral
of Queen Elizabeth for the past nine months,
And I feel like, I mean, I was, I think, like a lot of people,
kind of surprised at the outpouring.
And I feel like it wasn't just about her, although she was great,
we must say that.
I think it was about a Britain also that's gone.
And I think that's part of the immigration issue we're dealing with.
And you see that all over the world.
That was Brexit.
That's in a lot of places where people feel like, I mean,
Sweden, of all places, just elected.
right-wingers. I mean, hard right
into their government because
people have a right to say,
you know what, we're welcoming,
we want a diverse population,
but if you're changing the very character
of the country,
that's a bridge too far. And I think that's
what happened in England with Brexit.
And I think something happened in
Britain when she died, and people were like,
you know what, there's something to the
British way of life, whatever that
is, and you're more than
welcome to come here. I mean, I remember when
London was all white in the 80s when I first went there.
And now it's a very beautiful, diverse city, and that's better.
But it's a British city, and there is a British way of life.
And, you know, melting pots, you know, melt a little.
Well, certainly, in Italy, also right now, potentially electing more of a right-wing leader there.
This is a debate about nationalism.
It's a debate about national identity as well.
And we're seeing it in Europe.
We've seen it here in the United States, too.
That's something that Donald Trump tapped into in 2016.
This sort of his immigration, his hardline immigration stance, this idea of, in some ways,
it's very framed as us versus them.
And we're seeing that, that's still a debate that is happening here, even as some of the
authoritarian's are on the run, but some of those right-wing ideas are not.
I mean, the only thing I would observe is, I think Europe is different than the United States.
All right, most European countries are built on a common language, a common monarch, a common
religion, even common genetic stock.
I know it's difficult to say that out loud, but that's part of the identity,
the national identity of European nations.
America's different.
Right.
America was born on a set of ideas
that brought together a divided polyglot group of people.
And so, you know what?
I'm not afraid of the word nationalism,
but to me, American nationalism or exceptionalism
is a belief in the ideas
that bound those group of people together.
And if we want to select for immigrants
to say that we want the immigrants who bind into those ideas,
by God, I stand by that.
But that's different than saying you have to be a color of our skin
or that you have to abide by some tradition.
I must say,
I am a little afraid of the word nationalism.
I just a little bit.
National has led to things to be scared of it.
Yeah, okay. But, um, look, on this show,
we like to cover all issues.
You know, some of these wrap-up shows, they don't really get
to everything, but on this show, here at real-time,
we are dedicated. So I just wanted to bring
to your attention this week, Australia
had its first fatal kangaroo
attack since
1936. And, uh, I
just got to say, the media is ridiculous.
Not you. You're fantastic.
Thank you.
But the rest of the media.
And you just, you just, you just,
just see the way different outlets cover this.
I mean, they just want to always gin up the story
and make it the biggest scandal they possibly can.
So look at some of these, and this just happened this week.
Here's CNN.
Death by kangaroo hits 86-year-hot.
I mean, look at this.
What's behind the historical spike in kangaroo attacks?
Kangaroo deaths now the leading cause of standing the fuck back.
How to survive your inevitable kangaroo attack?
See, Trump, build a wall around Australia.
A missing white girl feared eaten by kangaroos.
Dennis Rodman offers to meet with kangaroo.
Top Republicans, Biden, soft on kangaroos.
Kangaroo deniers call marsupials a hoax.
An animal with a pocket? What's next?
A duck with belt loops?
Proud Boy March ends with chant.
Ruse will not replace us.
We cover every story here.
But can I just go back to the migrants in Martha's Vineyard for one more second?
Because I just saw the pictures of them being greeted by the people
while I'm being told it's a humanitarian crisis.
I mean, the situation writ large is a humanitarian crisis.
But this, and I'm like, just don't tell me I'm not seeing what I'm seeing.
I find it insulting.
Okay, so the guy, and then the New York Times, this is the new woke times of all.
They did a whole...
profile of this Venezuelan guy who came here. I feel fortunate, he says at the end,
that the governor put me on a bus to Washington. It opened up doors for me. Again, just don't tell
me I'm not seeing what I'm seeing. So your book is about victims. I thought when I read this,
there's a Boston law firm now and a nonprofit who have banded together to file a lawsuit on behalf of the people,
the 50 Venezuelans in Martha's Vineyard,
they were here two days, and they got a lawsuit.
It says they've suffered economic, emotional, and constitutional harms.
Two days in the country.
It was off-peak season.
Right. Sometimes they had to play doubles when the courts were crowded.
No, I mean, no, it's not been easy.
But again, so I just thought maybe since your book is about victims,
you would want to talk about what you think, how this relates.
Yeah, I mean, it pays to be a victim in this country,
but it pays to turn other people into victims, too.
I want to learn what cut of the profits those attorneys are going to get
from their judgments against Ron DeSantis in their civil suit.
At the end of the day, most immigrants do come to this country as underdogs.
I mean, they come here to be scrappy.
They want to use their own efforts and talents to rise to the top.
But now, if someone show up and say, hey, you're a person of color.
You've been exploited.
And guess what?
You could be entitled to damages, which I get a cut of.
victimhood becomes a currency.
It's trading at a bubble
and people are just cashing in,
using other people to cash in their chips
when it's trading at a high.
And that's how we've gone from being this nation of underdogs
to this nation of victims
and even polluting people who come to this country as underdogs
turning them into thinking themselves as victims.
I think it's immoral.
Victimhood has also certainly become a political identity as well.
I mean, Donald Trump's entire campaign
was about victims and grievance.
Any little bit?
Yeah.
That's right. He's the biggest whiny little bitch ever.
I can't say that on my show, but I'm glad you can do that here.
I've set it up the house.
I'm sorry.
No, that is part of it.
It is, things are unfair, things are rigged, things are stolen.
This has been the mantra of him and a significant portion of the electorate now for six or seven years.
And it's certainly, it's accelerated now and bleeding into every facet of the political domain.
Yeah, and look, I've been a big critic of, you know, in my last book, whatever, woke victimhood, left-wing victimhood.
I had a chapter in this book about black victimhood.
They said, you can't write that because you're not black.
I don't believe in that.
If you're going to care about actually addressing problems,
it's going to have to be through open debate no matter of the color of your skin.
But the chapter right after was about the rise of white victimhood culture in response.
And as someone who's maybe more right of center,
I'm disappointed in the conservative victimhood complexes where we have the victimhood grievance Olympics,
where you say you're a victim, I'm a bigger victim.
America loses in the end.
There is no gold medalist in the victimhood Olympics.
it's our country that loses.
And I hope that both parties.
And part of the reason
I actually took the time to do that
in this book is I hope that more people on the left
do the same thing to left-wing victimhood as well.
We don't need to point out the other tribe's problem.
We each need to point out problems with our own tribe
to revive the pursuit of excellence.
That's what I'd like to see.
So we're all agreeing that it's a problem on both sides.
Yep. Right? Okay.
So why? Why did America as a country?
Because I do think when historians write about America
from 100 years hence, if we're still here,
Let's hope.
Yeah, let's hope.
Or five years,
because who knows.
I think they will see
that the pathologies
did cross the tribes.
They will not talk about
the way we talk about
ourselves tribally.
They will say the people,
the American people,
became in love
with victimhood.
But why?
When did it change?
Because it didn't seem to me
that it was on either side
and now it's on both sides.
I think it's a problem of incumbency.
So victimhood is a product
of incumbency.
We're in the middle of the largest intergenerational wealth transfer in human history,
from baby boomers to millennials.
And there's a famous quote that's often attributed to the founder of Abu Dhabi,
where he says that my grandfather wrote a camel, my father wrote a camel,
I ride a Mercedes, my son rides a Land Rover,
my grandson rides a Land Rover, but my great-grandson is going to have to ride a camel again.
And it's just a cycle of history where at the end of the day,
you get that much entitlement, that much inheritance.
By the way, I think that, you know what, we should think heavily
about whether or not we want this level of intergenerational.
So you're saying that we spoiled the generations
and then they became in love with victimhood.
Absolutely.
Comes out of entitlement and then laziness
and victimhood fits laziness like a glove.
Yeah, I guess...
It's very...
I find it very corrosive.
I was reading about the...
You know, we talked about it on the show a lot,
the cheating that went on with the COVID relief money.
I mean, the hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars
that were just stolen.
And I think that comes out of that, too.
You know, when people think of themselves as victims,
then it's okay to cheat.
Right. I think there is a sense that people have a perception
that others have advantages that they don't have,
and they need to try to level the playing field.
And again, it plays into this sort of a lot of the political conversation
and the political identity of grievance and victimhood.
I went as a campaign reporter, you know, you can take pity on me.
Hundreds or more Trump rallies in 2016.
And one of the refrains, though, from people who were there,
you'd hear night after night,
and I capture some of this in my book
is the idea that people would say like, well, I'm here
for this guy because, you know,
I've lived in this town for 40 years
and I haven't got a raise in 20.
The factory closed.
This is the first time that I can't guarantee
that my children will have a better life than me.
And there's a sense of being of left out.
Meanwhile, someone else is getting a hand up.
Someone else is benefiting.
And that could be an immigrant or that could be the elite.
But we, the real Americans, are being left behind.
And I think there's that sense of grievance
and victimhood that leads to what
we're seeing here, and including cutting corners if they can to get their hand out.
Right. The tragedy, of course, of the Republican voter, the Trump voter, certainly, is that
he didn't do anything to fix that. No. Or to change that. No. I mean, he solved exactly zero of
their problems. Now, one of the cases that I make, though, is that we can sit here and observe and
be victims about our victimhood culture, and I don't want to do that. How do we restore our path
back to excellence? And this is hard to say. I mean, I think we've got to be willing to forgive. And I
that's not a conversation we've had enough
in this country. I think the path from
victimhood to excellence has to run through forgiveness
even as it relates to reactions of Trumpian victimhood.
I think
a good first step would
be to do something about this
shop teacher in Canada with the giant
tits. Have you seen
look at... This is a real person
who's really a teacher.
You didn't read about this?
Okay, her name is Kyla Lemieux. She's in
Oh, Oakville. I know Oakville. I love
that's in Ontario, Canada,
which is a big blue state
to the north.
And she just
transitioned about a year ago, and she
insists on wearing these enormous
prosthetic. I mean, you saw the picture.
I haven't seen anything like this since Juggs Magazine.
You remember Jugs Magazine, John?
We used to have a subscription.
Under the mattress.
I will say, though, there's a
there is a case to be made about victimhood about
the back pain that she probably has each
and every day.
Okay, so this is what Oakville, they completely stood by,
the school district, talking about equitable treatment without discrimination.
Yes, we're all for that.
Without based not upon gender, yes, identity expression, we're all for that.
Regardless of race, age, ability.
I don't know what they mean by that.
If they mean you're in a wheelchair and you get equal treatment, of course,
if they mean you just can't do your job and they might because people are nuts.
I don't, I can't race, age, ability, sex, sexual.
orientation, ethnicity, yes, you said race,
religion, cultural observant, socioeconomic
circumstance, body type, size.
Okay, we're for everything, but
the giant tits are scaring the children.
I mean, come on.
It's not, I mean, can you just do anything?
I think there's two sides.
I'll give you two sides to this, all right?
I get it, two sides.
One is the transvictitious status.
Can it go both ways or the?
So the trans-victimhood side of this is, look, actually there's a little bit irony with the breast implants, okay?
If you're a cis woman who wants to feel more feminine, you don't get your breast implants paid for.
But if you're a trans-woman who needs a breast implant, somehow you expect that society pays for it.
That's an example of what I call trans-victimhood.
On the other hand, you know, I have to admit, when I read this story, these are high school kids.
I'd feel differently if these were first graders.
But at the end of the day, maybe this woman needs help, maybe needs some coaching.
Are you nuts?
What are you fucking talking about?
I mean, there are breast graders.
implants, that's one thing.
This is something...
What if she came in
with a giant cock?
What if it was the reverse?
I think it would say,
these are high school students.
They're about to be grown adults.
We also need to stop worrying about it and let some people
live their lives in a lot as the way they want.
Okay, but this woman obviously needs help.
Did you see that picture?
This is a person who needs help, and we're always
we're pretending for the sake of
it's all in your book that we just have to
go along with anything.
What if I did this show with a pile of dog shit on my
And you'd all just be like, well, that's Bill, where's dog shit on his head now.
All right.
Thank you.
I've got to go to New Rules.
New Rules, everybody.
Thank you, panel.
Okay.
New Rule, if your funeral takes two weeks.
It's not a ceremony.
It's a going out of business sale.
They say that 90% of the people on Earth never knew a time when Queen Elizabeth wasn't Queen.
Okay, but five million babies have been born since she died.
They've never known a world where she wasn't being buried.
I'm all for thank you, ma'am, but what happened to wham-bam?
New Rule, the University of Colorado researchers who conducted a study
to determine if turning off your air conditioner during the day
would result in more energy savings than leaving it on.
Have to conduct a new study to see if people who drive their car
pay more for gas than people who leave it parked.
And then one to determine if people who go to prostitutes
pay more for sex than people who stay home and jerk off.
And on and on until they get an email from the university asking,
What the fuck are you doing?
New Rule, the makers of lucky soy sauce have to admit they chose that name
because if you manage to tear the packet open
without getting soy sauce all over the table, you're lucky.
New Rule, dogs have to try a different position.
Seriously, would it kill you to give her a little eye contact every once in a while?
I mean, mix it up a little.
She's not your bitch.
Okay, technically she's literally your bitch.
New Rule, the Harvard astronomer,
who believes that this asteroid may in fact be an alien spaceship,
has to admit, if it is, it sucks.
How disappointing if this is what an alien spaceship looks like.
I was expecting something sleek and shiny and stealthy,
not close encounters of the turd kind.
And finally, New Rule, you don't really love America
if you hate half the people in it.
and also if you hate a lot of the things that everybody always loved about it.
There's an oft-repeated moment in political debates
where the moderator says to the two candidates,
say something nice about your opponent.
Can you say one nice thing, something that you admire about your opponent?
Say something nice about representative deal.
Tell us something that you admire about your opponent.
Can you say something nice about your opponent?
It's always so awkward because the candidates just,
spent an hour describing how America would be an out-of-control dumpster fire if the other guy
won the election. But they still try to answer it.
I respect his children.
I commend him for what he's doing around cats.
He was an Eagle Scout. I think that's terrific.
That you are very well-dressed upon it.
You have a very good golf game.
His two little boys.
They are so cute.
Okay, I say the next time we have debates, the moderator needs to frame that question a little differently, as say something about America that you like.
Because honestly, I don't know why the people who are fighting for this country so hard even want it anymore.
Republicans, I'll start with you.
I really want to know.
What do you like about America?
It's not democracy.
You stand with the president who tried to pull off a coup and a dozen Republican nominees for Senate.
and governor in this year's midterms,
say they absolutely will not commit
to accepting the results.
Elections only count when we win them.
That's what America is, do you know?
That shows more disrespect for the flag
than any football player ever could.
Utah Senator Mike Lee
says outright, we're not a democracy.
No, not the way you want to run things.
This year, at least 27 states
have introduced or enacted laws that restrict
voting. If you say you love
America, don't you also
have to love the idea of everyone getting to vote?
Don't you have to love the peaceful transfer of power?
Republicans remind me of the trophy hunters who say they love wildlife.
Yeah, then why do you shoot it?
Republicans used to be the rule of law people and lionized the officers who upheld it.
But when rioters stormed the citadel and symbol of America on January 6th, most Republicans took
their side and not the side of the police.
Over 100 of whom were wounded.
Fuck the police.
That is the clarion call of the Republican Party now.
When did the GOP become NWA?
And then there's the FBI.
Steve Bannon says that the Gestapo.
Marjorie Taylor Green says they should be defunded.
Congressman Paul Gosar says,
we must destroy the FBI.
What?
The FBI is not American now.
FBI agents are so square, they yell four when they ejaculate.
They think matching windbreakers are cool.
Their flagpins have flagpins.
And the military used to be in the same category,
the bedrock of the super patriot crowd.
But Trump began his first campaign by doing something
that up till then was unthinkable.
He mocked and derided a war hero,
a Republican war hero,
who'd been shot down, imprisoned, and tortured.
And it was not a bridge too far for Republicans.
they shrugged and walked across it,
as they did when Trump called the Joint Chiefs, losers.
And our soldiers who died in World War I, losers.
Ted Cruz calls today's troops pansies,
and Republican Senate nominee, Blake Masters,
says our generals are left-wing corporate bozos.
That's the patriotic view of our military breath?
Maybe that's why Trump said he wished they acted more like the Nazi generals
we fought in World War II.
Yeah, we won that one, by the way.
So I ask again, if you don't like democracy voting, the FBI, the military and cops, what about America do you like?
Oh, I know.
The Constitution.
That's right.
The grand old...
Oh, what's that?
Congressman Lauren Bobart says what?
She says, I'm tired of this separation of church and state junk that's not in the Constitution.
Constitution. But it is in the Constitution. And it's another one of those pillars of this country
that if you don't believe in it, it makes me wonder why you're fighting so hard for this place
at all. And that's, that is what's so odd about this time that we're living in. For all the talk
about fighting for the soul of America, nobody seems to like it very much. Too many liberals
give the impression that to them,
America's just a big,
the red, white, and, ew.
A country that started out bad
and will always be bad.
Founded on an unrelenting history of sucking
and unable to change.
But we have changed a lot.
Democrat Cory Bush tweeted,
This land is stolen land,
and black people still aren't free.
And this was on the 4th of July.
Really?
Not that I give a shit about the 4th of July.
I've never been a rah-rah guy.
But I am a prospective guy.
And that's what too much of the left has lost.
Perspective.
72% of black people under 30
are optimistic about their future in America.
Way more than white people the same age.
And as far as the land goes,
yes, I guess we could change the name of Captain America
to Captain Stolen Land.
But honestly, to all the people
start every public event now
with one of those land acknowledgements
where they say, I'm standing on
land that was stolen from the proud
indigenous people of the Chumash tribe.
I say either give it
back or shut the fuck up.
AOC says so many
people in this country hate women.
Oh, geez.
Even the guy at the party
who pulls out a guitar is like,
way to ruin the fun.
Congressman Jamal Bowman says
capitalism, is slavery by another
name. No, it's not.
It's the thing that has given more
people, more prosperity and hope
than any other system, flawed
though it surely is.
But again,
something like the free market
is kind of synonymous
with America. And if you
don't like it, I don't know how you can say
you love this country. You know who loves
this country? You know who's not constantly
complaining about what happened 200 years ago
and who's not obsessed with seeing America?
through shit-colored glasses
and shaking off the stench
of what irredeemable privileged
assholes we are?
Immigrants.
Ask any of them
why they came here
and they will tell you the same thing.
Ron DeSantis put me on a plane.
But they will also tell you
that America,
for all that's so shitty about it right now,
is still the last best hope.
And those people asking for our votes
to take it over should remember that.
All right, that's our show.
I'll be at the Kynan's Music Hall in Buffalo.
A Trevor
tonight, the Foxwoods in Massachusetts,
November 13th, and Mirage in Vegas,
November 25th and 26th.
I want to thank Revake, Ramos-Rami,
Jonathan Lanier, and Michael Moore.
Now go to YouTube and see us there on overtime.
Thank you, folks.
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