Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #643: Greg Lukianoff, Jane Ferguson, John Avlon

Episode Date: December 9, 2023

Bill’s guests are Greg Lukianoff, Jane Ferguson, and John Avlon (Originally aired 12/08/23) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Saving those children is how we all go home. From binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. Thank you. Thank you very much. I think you're in the Christmas spirit. Is that what this is? I am.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I think everybody is. I tell you, yesterday I found my elf on a shelf passed out next to my bait pen. Something's going on. And it's Hanukkah? How many celebrating honey? All right. So those people, you know, those people like in the Midwest who don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:19 No, I'm kidding. There's Jews everywhere. Endangered everywhere, but they're everywhere. But Hanukkah's it's a festival celebrating the Jews' recovery of the city of Jerusalem in the second century before Christ. Or as the Palestinians say,
Starting point is 00:01:37 Get off our land. Oh, that issue is not going away. Did you see what happened with the college presidents this week? the presidents of Harvard University and UPenn and MIT were hauled before Congress and yelled at for good reason for refusing to call the genocide of Jews on campus bullying or harassment.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Misgendering a Jew, get thrown off for that in a minute. Not the other thing. So, and there may be protests here this weekend because the president is in town, Isn't that great when the president... No. Really? You think that's good? Are you out on the...
Starting point is 00:02:30 I'll say this. The only other time in this town in 81-year-old fucks up traffic is when they're driving a white Camry in the passing land. No, it's not good when the president's here. But the Republicans had another one of their debates without Trump. This is kidding.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Now, there's four of them left on the end. island. It's just sad. It's like a battle of the bands between the other women in Destiny's Child and the surviving members of the doors. You know, it's just
Starting point is 00:03:13 but no, there is some crazy right-wing shit out there. I've got to tell you, the state of New Hampshire is proposing a ban on abortion that starts at 15 days after gestation. You're not even pregnant yet. 15 days, not weeks,
Starting point is 00:03:32 days. And they asked the author of this bill, what were you thinking? And he said, I don't know, I never got past second base. But I got to tell you, the Republicans, they smell a little blood in the water because Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden was indicted again.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Now, Trump's going to have four trials. Hunter Biden now has two. This is true. He was done it for, it's another tax thing because he's spent incredible amounts of money on, well, you know what. Hookers and blow and cars and hotel rooms. The Biden family is asking for a privacy at this time of extreme humble brag.
Starting point is 00:04:34 But they said he spent, I love that. This is a quote from the indictment. They said he spent $683,000 on various women. I say, yeah, I blame TikTok. I do. Not the app. That was the name of one of his Chinese hookers. TikTok. Speaking of blow, did you see this story?
Starting point is 00:05:09 The Coast Guard here in Southern California busted a submarine carrying 5,500 pounds of cocaine. It was the first of. First time cops begged a suspect to stop talking. Yeah, this was right off the coast. This was our blow. I'll tell you, this state cannot catch a break. First, the writer's strike, then the actor's strike.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Now this. Oh, but good news on that front, you know, we had a writer strike. That's why we were on in December, because we're trying to make up for some of the shows. And then we had... The writer's strike, which I thought was settled, apparently it was not, but yes, the news came in two days ago,
Starting point is 00:06:01 sag after, ratified it this week. We have finished and settled the actor's strike. So if you are, if you're out tonight eating at a restaurant, remember to congratulate your server. And, okay, attend with this. This is a very positive story. I'd like to do at the Christmas time.
Starting point is 00:06:28 You know cameo, right? The app where you can pay a couple hundred ducks, a hundred bucks at a celebrity will wish you a happy birthday, right? You know who's on it now? George Santos. It's true. I don't think he gets it. I know a guy who did it with him,
Starting point is 00:06:48 and Santos kept insisting it was his birthday. We've got a great show. We have John Avlon and James Ferguson are here. Well, first off, he's president, CEO, of the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression and co-author of the book, The Canceling of the American Mind, Greg Lekenoff. Greg, how are you, sir?
Starting point is 00:07:11 Great to meet you. Thank you, sir. You know why you're here this week? This is the week that they called the heads of the Harvard and Penn and MIT. They could have called a number of other colleges like my alma mater, of Cornell. There are a bunch of assholes up there these days. But these were the three who were called.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And this is really what you've been writing about for a long time. This is what your book is about. We quoted you, your organization, FI. a few weeks ago in an editorial because it was about campuses and where the free speech was. First of all, what is fire stand for? A foundation for individual rights and expression. We were 25 years old next year. Oh, wow, I didn't know they're around that. So I remember when we did the piece at the absolute bottom of the list. They got a negative score.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Was Harvard. Harvard. And right next to them was Penn. Yep. So these are two of the colleges who are now on Team Hamas. Yeah. Is that a coincidence or what is the connection? Well, this is, I mean, they kind of got what they had coming because they had to go in front of Congress and convince them that they actually now were good on free speech
Starting point is 00:08:23 and nobody believed them. Harvard, you know, it earned its position dead last. And I always give the example, you know, when it comes to Harvard, Carol Hooveen, for example. She's someone who was on a show, she was promoting a book about testosterone. She made the point that we should be kind and compassionate towards trans people,
Starting point is 00:08:39 use their pronouns, but we can't pretend that biological sex isn't real. And the DEI administrator at Harvard started complaining about it. Suddenly students are boycotting her class and writing petitions, and she left Harvard because of the environment. And so nobody could actually take seriously the idea that they believe in free speech. Meanwhile, the president of Penn, after her disastrous performance, comes out and says, oh, you know what, we're not actually going to have our policies match constitutional standards anymore. And it's like, no, you've been letting
Starting point is 00:09:09 administrators clamp down on speech for decades now. This will only make it worse. Okay, but the connection between supporting Hamas and the lack of free speech. Let's get into that. Because I want to read, this is what the congresswoman who was growing
Starting point is 00:09:24 Elise Stefonic has her own issues with speech, by the way. Okay. New York State. Used to be a normie. Okay, but she loves to Trump now. She's asked the Penn person, does calling
Starting point is 00:09:41 for the genocide of Jews violates Penn's rules or code of conduct yes or no? Now, I'm a free speech person like you are. I'm also team Israel. Yeah. So let's just get real about this. Sure. Calling for the genocide of Jews. One of them, I think it was the Penn person,
Starting point is 00:09:57 said, I've not heard that. In other words, how explicit is it? Because when I break down the phrases that I hear, first there's the intifada. There are a lot of people who say, shouldn't say that. I disagree. Free speech. In defada. That's one of those vague terms like jihad. It probably means violence. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:10:15 It's uprising, whatever. Give you the better. Okay. Then there's from the river to the sea. Yep. Okay, that's a little more genocide. But, you know, let's give the benefit of that. Could be, well, we just want the Jews to move, not die. Where they're going to move to? I'm going to address that next week. Our season finale is next week, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:39 It's true. As you can see, the excitement is building. And then there's a phrase, by any means necessary. Okay, now, now I'm kind of peeing my pants. Right, and I'm not even Jewish, but come on. By any means necessary, so where do you draw the line here and what do you say is free speech and what should not?
Starting point is 00:11:06 be allowed. Well, we, the First Amendment actually gives a lot of guidance on this. And one thing that's been horrifying over the past month is seeing a lot of unprotected speech on campus. We're seeing things that cross the line into true threats, discriminatory harassment. We're seeing things that actually aren't protected. But merely expressive, offensive expression, like saying in defada, that is absolutely, absolutely protected. But can saying things like that be part of a pattern of threats or harassment? Of course it can be. And it was kind of embarrassing. It was kind of embarrassing. to watch these university presidents of the top institutions in the country not being able to answer that clearly. Right. See, what irks me is that, look, I'm always going to be on the side of as far as you can push free speech. And, of course, as you say, there's already limits to some life speech. Yeah. Violence and so forth. You fire in a crowd at the air. Okay, so it's not absolute. What bothers me is the double standard. Oh, my God, yeah. That can you imagine, I mean, okay, say they don't want to say kill the Jews.
Starting point is 00:12:02 But I certainly have heard chant it, fuck the Jews. Fuck the Jews. Can you imagine saying fuck the and any other... I'm not going to say any other group because they'll clip the tape and I'll live with that forever. I just...
Starting point is 00:12:20 I cannot think of any other group that you can say fuck the blank and have it be acceptable. The double standards on campus, we talk about this in canceling, we talk about this at fire all the time. The double standards are astounding. But you have to have them
Starting point is 00:12:34 when you have policies like this, because if they actually enforce them against everybody, they wouldn't last a second. Yeah, I honestly think the kids, I think they're, you know that phrase, useful idiots? Yeah. The bigger scandal here is that these are the biggest,
Starting point is 00:12:53 most esteemed colleges in the country, and they've raised a bunch of fucking idiots. So do I really, think they want to wipe out the Jews? I don't. But they have this, you know, they live by buzzwords and what they read on TikTok. They want to be an ally. An ally, you know, of people
Starting point is 00:13:18 who are, you know, have more melanin and less money. That's who you have to be an ally. Don't think of it passed more than that. And that's, I mean, this, how did this happen at these colleges, which, you know, you and I both have been talking about this for a long time. And, and by the way,
Starting point is 00:13:34 let this, a group of us, like I would call us like old school liberals absolutely. You get called conservative for being that now. And for a long time, my dear liberal friends, but the ones who only watch MSNBC and read the New York Times,
Starting point is 00:13:50 you're like, what are you talking about? If there's anything that's good, if there's anything good that has come out of this, it's that now you see what we've been talking about. We were not making it up. Absolutely. Like watching people, I was reading, something in Politico saying it's like, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:11 people are getting in trouble these days for their speech on campus. And I'm like, welcome to the party, dude. Right. And one reason why I want the as much free speech is I want to know who's saying it. I want to know how big the problem
Starting point is 00:14:31 is. I was watching 60 minutes did a piece on this last week and some Jewish student said, if you support Hamas, you shouldn't be able to have an organization on campus. No. I'm sorry, this is America. This works both ways.
Starting point is 00:14:48 That's your feeling. You should be able to express it. And I also want to know. I want to know how many Hamas supporters there are on campus. That's my mentor, Harvey Silverglade, would always say. It's like, I want to know who the Nazis are on the room. Because I want to know who not to turn my back on. Well, you can tell who the Nazis.
Starting point is 00:15:06 That one is not at it. One thing I really love about your book also is that you mentioned this is not just a problem on the left. It is a majority left problem, I think, at this point. Yeah. But, you know, the right cancels people to. Oh, absolutely. I mean, Colin Kaepernick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:29 You know, are you a football fan? Not really, but he was canceled. Okay. I'm just like, I'm just one of the thing. As a football fan, if your team, if any team of games you're watching, does not have have a really good quarterback, the game is literally painful. It's almost soccer. And there's this guy, Colin Kaepernick, who last time we saw him, at least, was good. At least good enough to play better than what the Jets have been putting out this year.
Starting point is 00:16:04 It's part of a little bar. So, but what would you say if you had to put a numerical on it from like right to left, because there's also stuff that happens with attacking professors, left-wing professors by right-wing governors. It's not 50-50. What would you say it is? We have that on, at least for professors, about 31% of the professors who get punished for their speech. It originally comes from the left, whether that's Fox News or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Unfortunately, a lot of times those are still enforced by administrators who are on the right. But I'd say depending on the context, when it comes to students on campus, it is overwhelmingly being canceled from the left. But I think if people want to be concerned about what's going on on the right, they've got to stand up for professors all over the spectrum because professors are getting canceled from the right and this doesn't make the news. But in elite
Starting point is 00:16:48 colleges, oh man, where the problems at its worst is much more from the left. And it's sad, isn't it, that we all seem to just be resigned to it. We all seem to be resigned to squelching. Squelching a thought. You know, whenever they asked
Starting point is 00:17:04 somebody for an apology for some bullshit thing, oh, it was a Halloween costume. Nobody died. Yeah. I always think, you know, you owe us an apology for all the thoughts that never got uttered, for all the jokes that never got told, you know? And anytime you suppress anything,
Starting point is 00:17:23 whether it's a fart or a thought or anything, it's not healthy. Yeah. Oh, thank you. It's a good. But at the same time... Stirring fart speech. But at the same time,
Starting point is 00:17:40 you're saying that we, you know, don't, defense speech. You have been leading the charge defending speech. And you're... Thank you. And your audience. The people who watch the show are exactly the kind of help we need because free speech is in trouble, man.
Starting point is 00:17:54 It is in trouble. But you're doing a great job with it. I appreciate it. Thank you very much, Greg. All right. We'll see you soon. Let's meet our panel. Hey. Hi. Hi. All right. He is a CNN, senior political analyst, an author of
Starting point is 00:18:14 anchor, and author of Lincoln. the fight for peace. John Avlon, our returning champion. And she's an award-winning special correspondent for PBS News Hour and contributed to the New Yorker whose memoir is called No Ordinary Assignment, Jane Ferguson. Jane, what a great pleasure to have you. And since you are a war correspondent, I thought we would talk about war because it is what all, you know, everything in the news today is war. I mean, especially the ones in Ukraine, in Gaza, and the Ukraine war. We haven't talked about it in a while, but it's big in the news this week because the Republicans want to link more aid to Ukraine to Biden doing something about the border, which would not be a bad idea
Starting point is 00:19:00 in itself. I don't know why they have to be linked. But just to give you some stats, okay, they've spent $11 billion so far on this war. They want $61 billion more. I think some of that is for Israel as well. problem is it's a stalemate after two years they say the front line has moved less than 500 square miles of territory have changed hands
Starting point is 00:19:32 150,000 Russian dead 70,000 Ukrainian dead we're still having fights over territory and armies in both here and Gaza so I know the people I mean I'm always tried to be good for the people of Ukraine and backed them, and I think it's the right thing. But I also heard a lot, you were in Afghanistan, right?
Starting point is 00:19:55 I remember Iraq, in both wars, we can still win this thing. But we couldn't, and neither one. What's your assessment on whether we can still win this one? I think it's dangerous to compare the war in Ukraine with the post-9-11 counterterrorism wars where America was really sort of fighting shadows. You know, they were chasing terrorists around the world. this is not a Ukrainian fight. This is not sending money just so Ukraine can fight its own war.
Starting point is 00:20:22 This is a war against Vladimir Putin and his expansionism into Europe, essentially. I mean, this is a war for global world order. The geopolitical, geostrategic importance of this war is vastly bigger than any of the wars post-9-11, which were overreaches of American foreign policy. But how long do we just stay in this stalemate? I mean, they thought it was going to make World War III. and it's really World War I. The reason to fund Ukraine
Starting point is 00:20:52 is because we learn the lessons of history, which is that you cannot reward aggression. And it's far cheaper to fund Ukraine now than to let Ukraine fall and then have the front move. And Ukrainians... Ukrainians are doing the fighting themselves as well. I thought that, too.
Starting point is 00:21:13 And of course they are. But I was surprised to read this week. 650,000 men have defected, left the country. So not everybody's all in on this war. Right. Leaving the country doesn't mean necessarily defecting. I mean, there are a lot of volunteers. Well, it's not staying in fighting.
Starting point is 00:21:34 But Putin's found out that his troops weren't exactly all in. Remember the initial talk was, we've got to, you know, Putin's going to win this in a couple of days. Well, guess what? Putin and the Russian people found out that when you had, invade other folks' territory, they have a lot more to fight for. And that's about standing up for Western civilization to the rule of law and stopping a wider war. But what I... But what I...
Starting point is 00:21:53 I mean, it is easy to sit here in the comfort of this studio in Los Angeles and say that, isn't it? And then when you see the video footage of just this hellscape of like they're fighting over nothing, there's nothing left to reclaim when the war is over. And I don't know, they're just going to run out of people to die. I don't know. For the Ukrainians, though, this is an existential fight. They won't stop fighting, even if Biden stopped sending weapons. Well, again, I don't know if all of them feel that way. They lost, here's what it is.
Starting point is 00:22:24 They lost 18% of their territory, including Crimea. And that's wrong. I mean, it's not the first time in history it's happened. I'm just playing. Look how we got here. It's in part because folks didn't stand up when Russia annexed Crimea. There were a lot of rationalizations and legal maneuvers, but there wasn't anything. And do what?
Starting point is 00:22:40 What were we going to do? If you're not really going to go there, we're fighting out with this one, If you're not really going to go there and fight, they're not going to win. The choices are not American boots on the ground. That's the exact point of giving money to the Ukrainians so they can help fight the war for NATO countries to stand up and help supply. And what the Biden administration did was they put forward a balanced plan, right? They said, we're going to fund Ukraine, which is controversial to some folks on the right who are in the Trumpist camp. We're going to fund Israel because they need it and they deserve it after that horrific terrorist attack.
Starting point is 00:23:07 We're going to give some money to help defend Taiwan. And we're going to do border security. And that's a balanced plan. Everybody gets something. nobody gets everything, and Republicans are now drawn a hard bargain as opposed to accepting that balanced plan that was put forward. But the truth is, though, that this kind of American withdrawal from the world started long before Biden.
Starting point is 00:23:25 I mean, this was Obama and the red line in Syria. I mean, that's really where a lot of this began. That's when Putin saw America blink. And that's when Putin got involved in Syria, and that's really where he started this expansionism. Okay, but take me through the scenario where in five years, Ukraine is whole again and has all their territory. What happened in those five years?
Starting point is 00:23:47 In those five years, Ukraine has to make Russia hurt. Putin must pay a price for invading other countries. Haven't we tried that? We cut off the oil. We get all the companies pulled out. Over time. I mean, it took the Russians 10 years to bleed out in Afghanistan, which of course led to the fall of the entire Russian empire.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I mean, unfortunately... Afghanistan is not Ukraine to them. But for the Russians... It's not bordering and it's not close to their heart. For the Russians, when you take into consideration the loss of troops, the loss of... So you think in five years, Ukraine will be whole? I think actually... I think in five years, Putin will be seriously weakened by this war.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And he has already been weakened by it. Now, look, it's not... It's a autocracy. It's a dictatorship. He's announced he's going to run for re-election, right? But he's also said... That'll be a real now-biter. He's not going to seek any end of this conflict until at least 20-24.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Why? Because America's election is pivotal to the future of Ukraine. He knows if Donald Trump comes back in, you know, all bets are off. America might pull out of NATO, the entire edifice falls. Or if he's got an American president who's going to stand up for NATO and stand up for Ukraine, then that changes his calculus. It's one more reason why our domestic policies have such huge implications. Biden says, kind of what you said, if Putin takes Ukraine, he won't stop there. I feel like that's just a green room talking point. But we know this. You know, we don't know that. We don't know that. If Putin takes Ukraine, he won't stop there. If he keeps going, then he attacks a NATO ally. I think Putin knows a NATO ally is different. In 2000s, I'm not saying he wouldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:25:21 That shows the importance of NATO. Yeah. Right? That's why. And why Trump is basically campaigning, he keeps saying he wants to pull out of NATO. And that kind of leadership would be absolutely disastrous to the rule of law and a civilization if that's what you choose to defend, the liberal values that we stand for. And Putin's history, though, as well.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Absolutely. So we built a sub-union. 2015 he entered Syria. He also, 2014, took Crimea. Then he took the Donbass. Throughout this period of time, he was watching America do nothing. This is the liberal patriot tradition. I feel that all the time on talk shows, and I don't know if that's really what's in his mind.
Starting point is 00:25:55 It certainly enters his mind, how weak or strong we are. But I just don't think he's going to take Poland. I just don't think he's crazy. I don't think he's a crazy person, and I think he knows that would be a very different situation. People said that about Ukraine too. But beyond Putin as well, this is about global world order now. Who's watching elsewhere? You know, look at China and Taiwan.
Starting point is 00:26:17 It's worth pointing out that this is a test and the world is watching. When you talk to people in other countries and you've been all over the world, and what do they think about Americans not knowing anything about them? Is that insulting to them? For most people these days, whenever I talk to them, whether I'm in Beward. They know about us, but we don't know about them. Yeah, I mean... Seems insulting.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Most people, I would say, whether you're in Beirut or Baghdad or Dubai, most people are really watching, you know, American politicians and trying to figure out what they're going to do because the last 10 years has been so much whiplash back and forth and back and forth. So I don't think they're busy taking things personally. They're just... Their lives are so much impacted by the decisions that Washington, D.C., you know, does or doesn't take.
Starting point is 00:27:02 So they're not sitting around worrying about, you know, how words are pronounced. Like, what decisions in Washington? Like whether or not they will honor the Iran deal or withdraw from the Iran deal, flip-flopping, take the Kurds in Syria. You are obsessed with Syria. Syria started a lot of them. But how about just the overall clown show that we're presiding over? Every time our democracy is so divided and dysfunctional,
Starting point is 00:27:30 it sends a message that maybe democracy is in these great shakes. And guess what? The autocracy is the world trying to promote that vision. So everyone who's polarizing our country to the point of idiocy is actually feeding into the narrative that folks want to have on that other side of the aisle, the obtratic side of the aisle, saying that democracy doesn't work. Autocracy is more efficient. That's the larger stakes of our domestic politics.
Starting point is 00:27:51 We've got to wise it up to that. All right. So, when people overseas, when they hear us complain about life here in America, that must strike them as weird. I think a lot of those conversations just don't translate. I mean, you know, whenever you're in parts of the Middle East, South Asia, Africa, I mean, that level of fragility, it's very hard to explain to someone that kind of sensitivity. I thought of it because I was reading about how you got punched on the subway.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Here in America, though, right? Yeah, 15 years, 15 years of war reporting. Never been punched in the face before until I moved to New York City. I'm sorry. You know, a lot of New Yorkers wrote to me to say, we're so sorry. Yeah. And this was just random.
Starting point is 00:28:46 It wasn't because... Totally random. And that's what's so fascinating about life in New York at the minute. Middle of the day, rush hour, I just had the most fabulous, lovely New York day, and I get on the subway 5.30,
Starting point is 00:28:58 and I'm just doing what everybody else is doing. I'm just staring at my phone. And a person just walks by, just a disturbed person, and absolutely sucker punched me on the side of the face. Everybody in the carriage kind of screams. But, you know, I mean, I have a diamond ring on my hand.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I've got my wallet in my pocket. No interest. Just a person who was disturbed and wanted to punch a woman on the subway. So it's a weird kind of crime, you know. It's not like, I don't know anybody who's at their house broken into, their car stolen. But I know an enormous amount of people who have been a ministered attack. In New York City. I don't live in L.A.
Starting point is 00:29:35 We drive out here. Everybody sends that car stolen. You're nobody if you have an address car stolen. Oh, what? No, I... Look, I just... The rise of crime, and it's, you know, it's getting better from the spike during COVID,
Starting point is 00:29:51 but is out of control and it's eroding people's trust, right? I mean, the carjackings are up. That's just one example. What happened to you is horrific. We successfully brought down crime in this country beginning in the mid-1990s, in part because of the crime bill that, you know, was written in part by Joe Biden when he was a senator. We seem to have forgotten a lot of
Starting point is 00:30:08 lessons and we're on the back foot and it's one of things that erodes trust and further polarizes ours it just pisses me off well it's also you know how to solve a lot of these problems we're not doing a good job you know that song that was so big this year don't try that in a small town and yeah the usual suspects got very upset about it and it's like oh well this is not the kind of song I would listen to but I ain't mad at it you know I'm not offended by that like the guy just saying don't don't try this crazy shit in our town you know I wish I we kind of could have that in big cities. And by the way, the crime
Starting point is 00:30:43 in red states, just as high. It's in the blue states. It's not even a red, white, it's a red, white and blue thing. It's also worth pointing out, you know, unfortunately. On the subway, you know, when people get attacked these days, what's so sad is watching nobody
Starting point is 00:30:59 help them. Everyone's terrified. Right. We're taking a picture of it. Everyone taking a picture of videoing, you know, it's so sad to see, you know, nobody running after the guy or, you know, and it's just come to be expected. Everyone's just kind of keeping their heads down. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:31:14 So this story caught my eye this week. McDonald's, for the first time, is having a... You know, I'm at Mickey D's twice a week. You know, people see me there. No, they're having... Their first spin-off restaurant, I love this. It's called Cosmix. Get it?
Starting point is 00:31:30 It's Cos and then Mix? Okay. Cosmix. And really what it is, is that Gen Z apparently thinks McDonald's is corny, which it is, but it's supposed to be. be, okay? So they're trying to come up with a new restaurant
Starting point is 00:31:44 that's McDonald's, but for the under 30 crown, and we got a hold of their... I mean that, we got a hold of their... I say that a lot of times, and they think I'm kidding. There actually... This restaurant is not there yet, but somebody got a hold of their menu. This is real.
Starting point is 00:32:01 See, I've lost all my credibility by saying we got a hold of their menu. No. Wait. The fake part will be coming. This is not the fake part. This is really what they're serving. Menu items include a chai frape, a burst, a creamy avocado tomato tomato, sandwich,
Starting point is 00:32:22 a pomegranate hibiscus slush, and a turmeric spice latte. That's what's been going on at the new Cosmix McDonald restaurant. Anyway, if you think that's bad, here's some of the other things that are going to be happening at Cosmix. This place is really different. When you pull up, the drive-through guy says, Welcome to Cosmix. How can I help you?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Wait, I should be manager by now. Forget it. I quit. And if you're having a bad day, try the cry-through lane. If you need a morning pickup, try the McAnil juice cleanse. It comes in a small, medium,
Starting point is 00:33:12 and healthy in any size. We all know the McDLT. Cosmix has the McLBG-TQ. And you've got to try the Pee. Puberty blocker smoothie. One of these a week and your testes aren't going anywhere. Cosmix does not have a happy meal. They have an anxiety meal,
Starting point is 00:33:40 and instead of a toy, you get a coupon for online therapy. Oh, this is great. Thirsty, far-left anti-Semites can enjoy a cool, refreshing glass of from the river to the tea. And you can have to be so. that with your Hamas and Egg McMuffin' It slays your hunger, but in a totally justified way. They don't have a chai latte, but they have a shy
Starting point is 00:34:17 latte. You order it by mumbling while staring at your phone, and when they say it's ready, you run out of the restaurant. Also, at the new restaurant, no ball pit. That's now a safe space. And the balls are gone, because fuck the Patriot. So speaking of McDonald's, the other thing, I think Biden suffers from a perception problem with what we were just talking about, the crime issue. Actually, when you look at the stats, it's not as bad as people think, but the perception is terrible.
Starting point is 00:35:07 So true with the economy. Look at this. There was a $16 McDonald's order that I think one person ordered once a year ago, and this just will not go away virally because it just resonates with people. on a kind of a visceral level about what's going on with the economy. I thought it was interesting this week that Biden, as it did not announce, but they are going to stop using the term Bidenomics.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Apparently it wasn't working. And in Nevada in September, he tried a nuke tact and started to attack what he called Maginomics, which I guess is MAGA for Trump, you know. And he went down 10 points in the state to Trump.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Trump is beating Biden by 10 points in Nevada. Because people, I think, think of MAGA and Trump, and they remember a time when things weren't as expensive. And the stock market maybe was doing better for them, things like that. I mean, people are not very sophisticated when they look at economic issues. They just think, the guy president, oh, yeah, gas was cheaper, whatever. So... And we didn't have inflation for, like, decades.
Starting point is 00:36:21 It was kind of an aberration. And now, like, if you're under 35, it's like Biden's the first guy you remember who you, first president, you would tie inflation to. It's not just inflation, though, for your average person. Because your average American's not reading the Wall Street Journal and watching Bloomberg. Like, for them, it's also a sense of insecurity, especially like post-COVID. You know, I mean, job security is an issue for people. I mean, people really, you know, they're going to be more sensitive to the sense of that things are more expensive when they feel like their personal economics are much more insecure. You know, we live in the gig economy now, and it's come at the same time as the explosion in billionaires.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Whatever you feel about that, the average person is kind of like getting told about billionaires all the time, and then going to the grocery store and finding things are way more expensive. And it's utterly screwed up. And then, look, politics is perception, but the cost of living issue is real. And we did take low inflation for granted for a long time. You know, you don't hear a lot from the MMT crowd on the far left and said, oh, none of this matters. You can keep spending all the money you want.
Starting point is 00:37:19 It does have an impact. That said, Biden's got a good story to tell about the economy. It is objectively true that our country is better off economically than we were certainly three years ago. And it's not just because of the pandemic. I mean, you know, we've had 14 million jobs grown. We've got wages outpacing inflation. Inflation is going down. Unemployment rate is under 4%.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Main Street is actually doing well compared to Wall Street. And we've got manufacturing coming back. And a lot of big bipartisan bills are starting to take effect, including the infrastructure bill. And the Chips Act. Those are good stories to tell. Democrats and Biden aren't telling them well. But those are, that kind of reality matters. Well, actually, what I read is that since 2020,
Starting point is 00:37:59 prices are basically up 20%. But so are wages. So it's a complete draw. So it doesn't look like you want anything. But wages wear, like, what's an average in this country? I mean, are wages up, you know, for people who work in the tech sector, and secretary and banking and in cities? It's the things that people buy all the time,
Starting point is 00:38:15 like eggs and gas and bullets. That's what is the problem. And here's some house. Houses. Well, I'm glad you. I saw this and sorry, I said, this is for once a story where they're actually doing something about income inequality because they talk about it all the time. And I'm like, how can I pay most of my wages every year?
Starting point is 00:38:38 And we're still income inequality. What do you want? All my money? They're proposing end hedge fund control of Americans' home. Homes Act. Okay, basically what this means is that Wall Street started buying homes. Not for them to live in, just to have. Listen to this. They purchased 26% of the single-family homes that sold in June of 2023. Some place like Charlotte, North Carolina, in 2022, investors purchased 17% of Charlotte's homes in cash. And a lot of them more affordable homes. So, like the people who are trying to buy
Starting point is 00:39:18 So Senator Merckley, Democrat of Oregon, is, I guess, proposing this. He said, Americans are bidding, not against other families, they're bidding against the billionaires of America for these houses. I love this bill that's been put forward. Yes, me too. Because it's about to end up. First of all, we don't focus a lot on problems, and we don't focus enough on solutions. And this is this concrete step.
Starting point is 00:39:38 This is what government can do. If hedge funds and billionaire investment groups are buying individual homes, yes, guess what? The individual family is going to lose. capitalism works when there's something resembling a level playing field, when there's actually competition. The curse of bigness crushes the American dream. And this is a reasonable role for regulation to play. You like to see people play in offense on this issue.
Starting point is 00:40:00 It's an example, frankly, what Democrats and everyone should be doing more in Washington, focusing on how to solve a problem, not just demagogic to death to raise some more cash on the side. But I got to tell you, you can talk to your blue in the face. Biden's doomed on this issue. 15% This is that I read this way 15% of people who voted for him
Starting point is 00:40:24 said his economic policies have hurt them personally Ouch Yeah Look That's what we're dealing with Biden and the Democrats Need to also play offense on issues
Starting point is 00:40:36 Where they're on their back foot Crime You can say that's about perception too Although crime is really The border Things aren't the border You got to have solutions on these issues You've got Democrats
Starting point is 00:40:46 need to play offense on crime And migrants because if they're always playing defense or trying to tell people they're not seeing what they in their own lives, right? For fear of offending some special interest, you're going to lose. Put forward a solution. And that's the classic example of Washington, D.C.,
Starting point is 00:41:00 being out of touch with ordinary people. Damn right. I mean, like, there's nothing more emblematic of the American dream than trying to buy your own house. So you have a politician who's saying to you, you're better off, you're doing great, you're very welcome, and, you know, and people are struggling to be able to afford a home. So, you know, or they're struggling to find any kind of job,
Starting point is 00:41:18 security. So people feel like they're being contradicted by politicians in that way. And there's lack of empathy. And there's always been the disconnect with Washington, D.C. But I think it's broader than it's ever being... Well, you know, there's going to be a temptation over the next 10 months to try to play, you know, do negative partisanship and say, look, you know, people are going to say, well, Trump will come in, think maybe the economy was better. Maybe he'll fix that. Now, take a big step back.
Starting point is 00:41:49 This is a campaign. He's campaigning for the first time in our nation's history. He's on an autocratic platform. And so you can't do Donald Trump... Just day one. Just day one. And... You said just day one. I can lift a one.
Starting point is 00:42:02 You are going to be rationalizing and saying, you know, well, I don't like Trump, but, you know, maybe he'll be good on this issue or taxes or some other things. You can't do Donald Trump a la carte. You're going to get the whole deal. They're telling you exactly what you're getting,
Starting point is 00:42:18 which is an autocratic administration. Well, I was saying that for years there. And they were saying that for years there. And they were saying, you smoke too much pot. Slow motion cold. You don't have to tell me, sister. Sleep walking into the internship as Liz Jamie's are going to be the now. So everyone's got to get off the sidelines.
Starting point is 00:42:33 But while I have a real life war correspondent here, and by the way, thank you for your service. On the subway. This is in the news this week, and it's back to that very sad subject. But an Israeli tank killed a Reuters video journalist this week. They said, near the Lebanese border, people said Israeli forces knew or should have known.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I don't know what happened there, but the Committee to Protect Journalists said 63 journalists. I mean, this war has only been going on since October 7th. It's unprecedented. Two months. That is an unprecedented number. It is. Now, the vast majority of these media people are Palestinians.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What is your take on this? Why so many in this? It's absolutely devastating. I mean, just to draw on that attack on journalists in southern Lebanon, I mean, it killed a Reuters cameraman and took the leg off another journalist who was there. You know, two strikes within about 37 seconds from an Israeli tank. The reports have come out after investigations that that is what happened. They were wearing press, you know, clearly defined press jackets.
Starting point is 00:43:39 In Gaza, we've never seen this number of journalists killed in such a short period of time. Now, on the one hand, it just shows how unbelievably dangerous it is to cover this war at all. But on the other hand, it just shows how many people are dying in gas. I mean, many of these journalists are dying in their beds at night, you know, from airspace. But they talk about it like it just happened like it just sprung up. I have a great way for this to not happen anymore. Stop attacking Israel. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:44:06 And of course, and it's... It's a crazy plan, but it could work. It's completely cowardly for Hamas to attack Israel and then hide in underground while civilians... And not expect a reaction. And not expect a reaction. But it is still... the case that these journalists did not attack Israel, you know, and that
Starting point is 00:44:25 the laws of war do apply to, you know, nations among nations. And that's the problem, because they apply to Israel. They don't apply to Hamas. They do apply to Hamas. Hamas has committed horrendous war. They should apply. But of course, I mean, this begins because of the horrific unspeakable terrorist attack that occurred. And the collateral damage is absolutely heartbreaking. But we just need to
Starting point is 00:44:45 make that distinction that's not being made on college campuses between Hamas and the Palestinians. There's absolutely... And they are intentionally high in civilian areas, and that's leading to the compounding tracts. There's absolutely no doubting that, you know, Hamas should also be called out for some of the worst war crimes. I mean, unbelievable. Absolutely appalling crimes.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Rape as a weapon of war, is now a controversial subject? Exactly. Apparently in America... Rape as a weapon of war, it shouldn't be a counter... It should not be, but apparently it is. In South Sudan, in the Iraq when it was, you know, an attack on the Yazidis, but for... Within Israel right now,
Starting point is 00:45:21 Right. Well, Representative Jayapal, I think from Seattle, Washington, is that where she's from? Okay. She was asked about this on CNN. Dana Bash said, with respect, I'm asking you about the women, and you turned it back to Israel. I'm asking you about Hamas. This is about Hamas raping as a weapon of war. And she said, I think it happens in war situations. Terror organizations like Hamas obviously are using these as tools. No, she also condemned it, of course. But, I mean, that's pretty milly-mouthed. And by the way, terror organizations like Hamas, I don't think even al-Qaeda did this.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Al-Qaeda didn't do this. ISIS would. The Taliban generally didn't ISIS would. Okay. And it was used systematically. You know, we've seen it used in Iraq systematically. It's pretty out there when al-Qaeda is like, no, you assholes do that.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Right. Thank you, Pam. We have to go to the new rules. Okay. No, Joel, Joe Biden needs to get off that step ladder right now. Seriously, Joe, when people see this, they don't think presidents, they're just like us. They think, oh, Lord, we're a hallmark ornament away from President Kamala Harris. Newell, now that Taylor Swift has released her concert movie and Beyonce has released her concert movie,
Starting point is 00:47:04 music fans need to go back to attending concerts in person and experience live music. the way you're supposed to through the tiny screen on your phone. New Rule, someone has to ask Manders Barnett, the woman who lives outdoors as a nomad on horseback, surviving on roadkill she finds on the highways. Are you on Tinder? Because to a lot of guys, you sound like the perfect date. Someone who already ate on her way over.
Starting point is 00:47:50 And when you break up, he can say, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. New Rule, just because you're wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, ironically, doesn't change the fact that you look like a fucking idiot. New Rule, now that a recent survey claims that the average penis in Florida is 0.65 inches longer than the average penis in California, governors Newsom and DeSantis must have another debate. Because as crafty as Newsom is, I'm not sure he hasn't an answer for this one.
Starting point is 00:48:43 And finally, new rule here in the season of giving. Can we at least agree that giving is good? I bring this up because one of the more mind-blowing stories of this year was about the internet celebrity, Mr. Beast, and how he was always getting raked over the coals for a series of charitable endeavors. Now, if you don't know, Mr. Beast is the most successful YouTuber ever with over 38 billion views.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Feel old now? Anyway, he takes some of the money made from 38 billion views and plows it back into doing things like this year, partnering with a group of doctors to provide cataract surgery for a thousand blind people that restored their eyesight. Cool, huh? Wrong.
Starting point is 00:49:35 He filmed their overjoyed reactions, which to many made him a performative altruist. A Washington Post reporter tweeted, what truly needs curing is society's view of disabled people. And BuzzFeed agreed, Mr. Beast seems to regard disability is something that needs to be solved. Okay, disability is something
Starting point is 00:50:02 that needs to be solved. And what truly needs curing is blindness. Here's how I know this. The newly cited people are cheering, not booing, because Mr. Beast, whoever the fuck that is, just cured them and you didn't do shit.
Starting point is 00:50:30 You know the expression, shit or go blind? You didn't either. I'll tell you. I don't get the woke. They love nothing more. than being a victim, except when they really are one, and then they tell you, I am not, go fuck yourself. Get this. Last month, Mr. Beast, and another dick move, funded the construction of 100 wells across five countries in Africa to provide clean drinking water to half a million people. Good thing,
Starting point is 00:51:07 right? No. Not good, bad. The founder of a charity called Face. This Africa called it kind of frustrating that overnight this person comes along who happens to be a white male figure with a huge platform and all of a sudden he gets all of the attention. Yes, but... But you know what else is frustrating? Dying of thirst. Mr. Beast, how dare he come in and Bogart digging the wells? That's so white guy. Always taking fresh water and shoving it down our throat.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Oh, another thing this asshole did in Africa was pay for the rebuilding of an African orphanage, which the director of the Hope and Homes for Children charity called it a classic case of white saviorism. So true. Ask any orphan to name the worst part of their life. Show-offs. Please. Please.
Starting point is 00:52:32 We should be celebrating having dead parent. Hey, it didn't hurt Batman. How did we get to this weird place telling people who are actually out in the world making a positive difference, you're the problem? Yeah, a quick question, who the fuck are you? And this isn't only the media and the people on Twitter who exist to bitch. Always finding something he just did it for the clicks, for the wrong reason. Or you should have done more or sooner or whatever. You suck, signed act.
Starting point is 00:53:16 No, no, no, this is also the National Institutes of Health, which last year proposed to amend their mission statement to exclude the word disability, saying it, quote, could be interpreted as perpetuating ablest beliefs that disabled people are flawed and need to be fixed. Let me take this moment to go on record. Folks, if I am ever struck blind or deaf or paralyzed, don't praise me, fix me.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Don't sit around talking about how much I'm just as good as you. Fix me. Do something. Use AI. Invent something. Steal body parts from a pet cemetery. Steal stem cells from a frog. Whatever it takes. Gene sequencing. Robotic eyeballs. Harvesting clones. Inject me with hamster platelets.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Grow a new gallbladder from impossible meat. Just do something. And if I catch on fire, you also have my absolute permission to piss on my ass. You know, there's so much faking this time of year between the presents you don't want to buy and the presents you didn't want to get and the goodwill toward men that lasts until January 2nd. I just don't have room for, and disability is awesome.
Starting point is 00:55:07 It's not awesome. And it's not a political affiliation. That's the problem. We turn everything into a political identity category. You're deaf, that's your identity. Don't mess up a good thing by hearing. When Adele lost weight, she was excoriated for betrayal
Starting point is 00:55:32 to who? She betrayed the unhealthy? The woke have even turned the homeless into a political identity group, as opposed to liberals, old school liberals, who just want to get them off the street, which now is seen as kind of judgy, like, don't disturb them in their natural habitat.
Starting point is 00:55:55 They're just living their best life under the bridge. The woke think the number one job is to protect homeless people from stigma. I think the number one job is to protect them from rain. Speaking of which, when I did the Ice Bucket Challenge back in 2014, I thought I was helping the cause of funding research to cure ALS. Wrong again! An op-ed in Time magazine said the Ice Bucket Challenge even seems to be suggesting that being cold wet and uncomfortable
Starting point is 00:56:42 is preferable to fighting ALS. It was suggesting no such thing. What is wrong with this country that so many people can't be happy for anything, for even a second? Ice bucket challenge? America is more ready for the can-you shit on something good challenge, and yes, we're
Starting point is 00:56:58 up to it. All right, that's our show. I'll be at the Plaza Plaza Theater in El Paso, March 3rd at the Film Homey Beach, March 23rd, and Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater, Florida, March 24. I want to thank Jared Adel. John, Jane Ferguson and Greg Likilipana. Now go watch overtime on CNN 1130 or past it Saturday morning on YouTube.
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