Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #705: Steven Pinker, Kaitlan Collins, Stephen Moore
Episode Date: September 6, 2025Bill’s guests are Steven Pinker, Kaitlan Collins, Stephen Moore (Originally aired 9/5/25) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Welcome to an HBO
podcast from the HBO late-night series,
Real Time with Bill Maugh.
A wonderful reception for...
Thank you. I'm humbled.
Okay, all right.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you're putting out a brave face
because I'm going to be honest,
it's not all good news.
There's a new jobs report.
Oh, 22,000 jobs at 22,000.
Did he hired more than that for a part?
In the whole country.
And now...
Now, everyone now was worried about their job,
especially the guy who wrote the report.
Because, you know, we don't fuck around with that anymore.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, but, let's the news.
I know where there are some jobs, openings,
because Homeland Security yesterday
rated the Hyundai plant in Georgia
arrested 500, I guess, illegals,
mostly South Koreans,
because, hey, if anyone wants to build foreign cars,
damn it, they should be Americans.
What are Koreans doing making Korean cars?
Oh, we are at war with a lot of people.
We're at war with so many people.
We're changing the name of the Department of Defense
of the Department of War.
I'm not making that up.
Trump, it was originally called the Department of War under George Washington.
Yeah, and then at some point we tended to the Department of Defense, so it doesn't look like, hey, we're looking for one.
Trump, going back to the Department of War, he said it sends a message that we are fierce warriors,
and then he went back to his Twitter spat with Rosie O'Donnell.
But on the fierce warrior front, we did blow up.
a pleasure boat in Venezuela.
Okay.
Well, we don't know if it's a look like
a pleasure boat to me, but we don't know.
It was off Venezuela.
They said it was involved in the
drug trade.
Okay.
There are
countries in the region
that are involved in the drug trade.
I'm in Mexico, obviously. Columbia.
I seem to remember people calling
cocaine Peruvian marching powder.
Okay, so...
But Venezuela, not one of them.
But Venezuela is our only true rival in the Miss Universe contest.
That is the truth.
No, I'm not making this up.
We've won it eight times.
They've won it seven times.
This is something I think the president is very interested in.
This is why he hates Venezuela so much.
They stole our pageant secrets like, like just how do you make a 19-year-old look like she's 40?
That would be my first question.
Anyway, while we were blowing up the motorboat there off Venezuela,
fierce warriors, China had like the scariest military parade
anyone has ever seen in the world.
Don't ever say that Trump is not a uniter
because somehow he got every bad guy in the world together.
They've never been in the same room together.
Kim Jong-un of North Korea came out.
He never comes out.
He was there.
President of Iran, Xi, Putin, anyone who has ever fed a journalist to a tiger was in this room.
This is quite an achievement, seriously.
I mean, Kim Jong-un never leaves the house, and now he's so confident, so secure,
that he made it a take-your-daughter to work day.
He brings his kid along, who apparently grooming for the top spot there in North Korea.
And, you know, they've never revealed her name, her age.
All we know about her is she hates being called a Nepo baby.
Just don't do that.
But here's the interesting thing about this summit.
There was a hot mic incident.
You know, hot mic incidents where they catch people saying something on the mic.
And it was Putin and Xi talking about how with organ transplants nowadays,
maybe they can live forever.
Seriously.
I mean, usually when you get a hot mic thing,
it's the guys calling somebody an asshole
or talking about pussy.
No, these guys are talking about organ harvesting.
And then India was there, too.
The one who we've been trying to get on our side
and should be on our side,
and Trump tweeted out,
it looks like we've lost India and Russia
to deepest, darkest China.
What do you mean we, white man?
I love when he forgets his
he's the president and just reacts to everything on the world stage.
Like, ooh, look what happened.
So to recap, China had the scariest military parade ever,
and America is changing our stationery.
Yeah, we...
The Department of Defense is now the Department of War.
Oh, also, the Justice Department will now be the Bureau of Revenge.
The State Department is now just Marco Rubio at AOL.
And the Centers for Disease Control is now just disease.
Oh, yeah.
The knives are out for Bobby Kennedy, and I've got to say, I'm with the knives.
I tried.
But you know what?
We're going to talk about it.
He was grilled for three hours.
Just show some of the tape.
It was pretty hard to watch.
You're a charlatan.
That's what you are.
You're just making stuff up.
You're talking gibberish.
Mr. Secretary, I don't know what you're talking about.
Is this a question, Senator Cassidy, or is this a speech?
You don't want me to answer.
How can you be that ignorant?
Senator Catwell.
I think you're wrong.
You are a hazard to the health of the American people.
Poor Bobby.
He talked so long.
He gained his voice.
We got a great.
We have Steve Moore and Caitlin Collins.
The first off, he's a good.
the professor and author whose latest book is called When Everyone Knows, That Everyone
Knows, Common Knowledge, and the Mysteries of Money, Power in Everyday Life.
Stephen Pinker is here, the great intellectual, Mr. Pinker.
Professor, how are you?
You look very happy.
I'm so glad you see.
Okay, look at you.
And you should be happy.
You're the guy who I always quote about progressive phobia.
That's your line.
That's your word.
that means that people, especially the liberals,
don't acknowledge the progress we've made as much.
You always straighten us out
as to when you think the world is falling off the edge of a cliff.
Here's what's really going on.
Are you still that optimistic?
Well, progress is not a magical force
that makes everything better all the time.
That would be a miracle.
And things sometimes do get worse.
War deaths have gotten worse.
It's taken us back to the level of the 1990s.
The world's gotten a bit less Democratic.
than it was. We're still better off than we were during the 20th century, in any time in the 20th century.
And for other measures like life expectancy at birth, a level of education, extreme poverty,
after the dip during COVID, we're now at world levels. So it's a mixed picture, and that's the way
progress works. But is it still the best time to be alive throughout all of human history? Would you rather
not be alive now than at any other time? Putting all things together, yes. What about 1982? That was such a good year.
What?
To me, I don't know.
All right.
So, you're at Harvard.
Trump's had you, the university in his sights.
Where are you with that?
There was a ruling just this week.
Trump had a lot of reversals in federal courts.
Maybe this is the way that people will be able to stop some of the things they don't like that he's doing.
The ruling was that Trump can't freeze some of the money that he,
took away from Harvard because they're, let's be honest, they're anti-Semitism.
You laugh. Is not true?
Well, three out of our last four presidents who served longer than a year were Jewish,
three out of our last three provosts were Jewish, the chairman of the board is Jewish,
40% of our university professors at the top rank are Jewish.
It's hardly an anti-Semitic institution.
Well, I've also seen a lot of Jews lately who, you know, are not really for Israel.
Well, that is true.
That's a new thing.
But the university is committed to academic freedom.
People can say what they want just as they can under the First Amendment.
And so there are going to be people who are going to say obnoxious things,
and the university can't fire them for that.
Now, I think Harvard has messed up in a number of ways,
and not in the interest of Jewish students,
such as being very confused about protests that crossed the line
from just expression of opinion to disruption and intimidation.
They were slow in coming up with a coherent policy.
There are some centers at Harvard that have,
Harvard has about 400 centers completely separate from their departments.
Some of them were taken over by activists
and became kind of centers for anti-Israel studies, so to speak.
There have been mess-ups that were documented in the anti-Semitism report.
But nonetheless, the Trump administration broke the law
in just cutting off funding,
for everything, including cancer research, robotics research, energy research, without stipulating
exactly which regulations Harvard broke and without giving Harvard a chance to reply.
But Harvard's endowment is over $50 billion, right?
They couldn't dip into that?
No.
No?
No.
Well, they have to kind of tied some researchers over, but 80% of it is earmarked for specific
things like scholarships, like endowed professorships. And also the math doesn't work. Given the
scale of Harvard's research, it would be eating its seed corn and it would spiral downward if it did that.
That sounds like bullshit. I mean, you have a pile of $50 billion. I'm not saying what Trump
did was right. I mean, it has nothing to do with what he was going after. But we'll leave that aside.
But it's not like he didn't have a point about what colleges have become. Am I wrong about that?
Some study that's at only 2% of people that professors at Harvard work
called themselves conservative.
That's not, for people who are always talking about how great diversity is,
there's not a lot of diversity of opinion.
Isn't that a problem at elite universities?
It's a little incestuous.
Oh, and I've been among the first to point that out.
I've been a pretty strong critic of Harvard.
I co-founded the Council on Academic Freedom at Harvard to push back on these things.
But nonetheless, the Constitution doesn't authorize
Donald Trump to fix that problem.
No, correct.
And I don't trust him to fix that problem.
I don't either.
And the way he tried to fix it is illegal and violates the First Amendment.
So he lost him for it.
Let's get to the subject of your book.
Yeah.
Okay.
Your book is, I loved it because I felt like it continued on from a book that I really
love, which is Sapiens, by our friend Yuval Harari.
It's about, they're both a lot about belief.
You know, he went into the idea that many of the things we do as homo sapiens
we're the only species that does it because we have beliefs.
You can only get like a hundred apes to act cooperatively.
But you can get a million people or more to march with a cross
because they all believe that Christ is God or Muhammad or whatever.
We believe in money.
We believe in crypto.
Yes.
We believe in invisible things.
And you go into, I think, what is the tipping point of that?
What's the phrase of the book?
When everyone knows...
That everyone knows.
Okay. So explain what that means.
Yes. So when everyone knows, everyone knows, when I know something, you know it, I know that you know it, you know that I know it at infinitum, that's called common knowledge.
And it is a prerequisite to coordination for people being on the same page. Money being an example.
Why do I accept a green piece of paper in exchange for something of value? Because I know other people will accept it. Why do they accept it? Because they know it's still other people will accept it.
What's crucial is not so much belief, and I agree with Harari that social constructions, things that exist because people think they exist are crucial for human interaction.
But the crucial thing is you can't just believe in them, because if you're the only one, then it doesn't exist.
What makes it exist is you believe that everyone else believes that everyone else believes that everyone else believes that everyone else believes something.
That's what allows it to become its own reality.
When the kid says the emperor has no clothes, suddenly everybody,
who kind of was thinking that now because it was said out loud?
Well, yes, and the story of the Emperor's New Clothes
is a story about common knowledge.
Because when the kid blurted it out,
he actually wasn't telling anyone anything they didn't already know.
They could see the Emperor was naked.
But he still changed their knowledge
because by blurting it out with an earshot of the others,
now everyone knew that everyone else knew,
that everyone else knew, that everyone else knew.
And what that allowed them to do
is change their relationship with the Emperor
from obsequious,
deference to ridicule and scorn. And the thing about common knowledge in the social realm is that
it's what props up our social relationships. And so when something is blurted out, then it can
change everything, changes the nature of your relationship with someone. And we do have sort of a
modern version of the emperor parable, which is Joe Biden. I mean, he was the emperor who
everyone wouldn't say had lost his marbles. I mean, is that not? I mean, is that not,
really the same story? It is the same story because
opinion polls showed that after that disastrous debate with
Trump, the number of people who thought that he was cognitively impaired
didn't go up by that much, went up by a few percentage points, but before it
a majority of people thought that he was cognitively impaired. The difference
is when it's on TV where you're watching it, you know that the rest of the
country is watching it, you know the rest of the country, you know the rest of the country,
you know the rest of the country, then you can't, it's no longer private, it's
common and that's when he was challenged.
That was the end. Okay, so
I agree. That happened. We all saw
that debate and everybody changed their mind.
Why didn't it happen
when Trump debated a few weeks
later and was ranting about the
reading the dogs?
Reading the cats.
Because I thought
that was the moment when everyone was going to go, oh wow,
this guy really is off it.
But nothing.
Trump has rewritten a lot of the rules.
Yes. Because there were a lot of them.
Yes.
literally.
Yeah, and figuratively.
Because there are a lot of norms on just what politicians can do, can say.
That they're not enforced by law.
There's no law that says you can't insult the physical appearance of your rival or of a woman.
You can't blatantly lie.
They're propped up by the knowledge that you just don't do that.
Why don't you do it?
Well, everyone knows you don't do that.
What he discovered was if you float that in public and you,
with another day,
then the norm is gone.
Because the norm depended on everyone
knowing that it was a norm.
Then when he exploded it,
it was gone.
Don't you think it has somebody to do
also with the confidence
with which you back up your bullshit?
I mean, we're going to talk
about the economy on the panel.
I think he has, for the economy,
I don't see good things on the horizon.
Steve will just obviously argue with me about that.
But Trump has what I call
contagious confidence.
He is so bullish and so confident.
Everybody, well, he must know what he's doing.
And at some point, I think it falls away.
But with the dogs and the cats thing,
I think of people, when we first heard it, we were like,
come on, man.
They're eating the dogs?
We know they're not eating the dogs.
And yet he said it with such confidence that you can get by.
Yes.
And he, well, and above that, he,
even for people who knew that this was nonsense,
In the past, it was, if you blatantly lie, you've killed your credibility forever.
You've least got to pretend that you yourself think that you're telling the truth.
It's not clear that he actually believed it.
But just by making the truth whatever he says and removing statements from the realm of things that you can fact-check,
you can verify, just if the charismatic leader says it, that's good enough.
That is a new norm that he established by getting away with what no previous politician,
including conservative politicians, would dare.
All right.
Well, we'll follow up on that right now.
Great to see you, Professor.
It's a fascinating book.
Congratulations on it.
And let's meet our panel.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Hey.
All right.
There they are.
He is Trump's.
That's President Trump to you.
former economic advisor and co-author
of the book, The Trump Economic Miracle
and the plan to unleash prosperity
against Steve Moore, Steve, it's been a while.
Good to see you again.
And she is CNN's
Chief White House correspondent and anchor of the sort
with Caitlin Collins, airing weeknights at 9.
Caitlin Collins is here with us
on the panel. All right.
So, Steve, it's been too long.
Remember you were on the old show a lot?
You become almost a conservative all of a sudden.
Not a lot.
I have not.
That is a misreading by stupid people.
Well, I do find myself agreeing with you a lot more than I used to.
Yes, because there's so many woke assholes on the other side that for me to be in the same...
Anyway, we'll get to it.
So the economy is much on people's minds because the numbers are bad.
Or are they?
That's the thing.
We don't know what's the thing.
the truth anymore. Now, last month,
the Bureau of Labor Statistics person
came out with a bad jobs report, and
Trump fired her.
Right. Okay. Then you
went to the White House. I think we have a picture of you.
I was there, actually. Oh, you were there.
I was standing right in the room with Steve.
Okay, and Trump saw that you were
saying he had good numbers, and
shockingly, he liked that.
And invited you in
to show your charts. And can I tell you, we had
like 10 minute heads up when that happened.
We were not, we didn't know we were going to the Oval that
and they abruptly scrambled us in and then we won't get in.
Trump didn't know he was going to do it.
So now there's a new guy there, a new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
E.J. Antony, he's 37 and went to a community college.
Well, he's not in yet. He's been appointed, but he has not been.
But I think the new job numbers are even worse. Is this his numbers 22,000?
So the new guy, his numbers now, no good, too?
Well, the new guy isn't in yet.
Whose numbers are these that we've done?
The bureaucracy.
Oh, the deep state.
The deep state.
So, look, I mean, it was a poor report, no question about it.
But, you know, so many of the other signs of the economy, I actually think the economy's strong.
I'm very super bullish.
I mean, we were producing more oil and gas than ever before.
We've got pretty low inflation.
We've got finally control.
of the border. We've got a record stock market. I mean, these are all pretty strong
indicators. The economy's headed in the right direction.
This is exactly what we said when he fired Dr. Erica McIntarfer, who was heading the BLS,
which is that they said the numbers were rigged, that it was the result of Deep State, and they
weren't doing the numbers properly. Of course, now they come out today, and they're just
as bad, which shows that the numbers actually are an indication of where the economy is and
where it could be going. I mean, there's fewer job openings than there are job seekers. That
hasn't happened in five years.
U.S. manufacturing contracted.
I thought we were doing the tariffs
to kind of the opposite effect
for the sixth straight month.
Some people said it's going to be worse than the Great
Recession. The big
beautiful bill is going to add
$3.4 trillion. They say,
I don't know if that's bullshit
to you, but that's what
that's what they happen. But some of
this stuff, as I remember from you,
would make me think that you should be
one of the biggest anti-Trumpers ever.
I mean, weren't you always against the debt and running up numbers and this kind of stuff?
What do you say about that?
Well, look, I am a free trader.
Every time I see Donald Trump, he says, there's Steve Moore.
He doesn't like my terrorists.
And look, I'm not a big fan of his terrorists, but I will say this.
And look, I've heard you say on this show, that some of these trade deal, Trump has used the threat of tariffs
to get some of these countries to give America a fair deal and to level out the playing field.
And I'm all for that.
I mean, he's got a deal now with China.
He's got to deal with the Europeans.
He's got to deal with Canada.
They're going to bring money into the United States.
That's going to create jobs for Americans.
I mean, what's wrong with that?
Nothing except that he's alienated all of our allies, and he's also alienated.
I mean, the biggest thing that's wrong with that is that he turned India.
India was supposed to be the counterweight to China.
China is not our friend.
Okay.
That's for sure.
But there's only two countries with a billion-plus people, and the other one was India.
And they were on our side.
And suddenly we've got 50.
He just turned around.
I remember him's holding hands with Modi.
Yeah.
Holding hands.
Right.
Well, that's jeesh holding hands with Modi.
Yeah, now Modi's holding hands with the other guy.
But this is a question we've asked his trade people who are in there now,
including Peter Navarro that you know, Steve,
which is they're sanctioning India because of their buying and importing Russian oil.
China's doing way more than that.
and they have not been tariffed for bringing in Russian oil,
and they're bringing in way more than India is.
And I think that is why Modi and the Indians have had such a falling out
with the White House over that discrepancy.
They're being punished for something that someone else is also doing
who's not being punished for that.
There's no question China is the new evil empire.
There's no question about it.
I think Trump's strategy is to try to unify the world against China
and to isolate them.
But he's not. He's doing the opposite.
Except.
He's uniting.
them against us.
No.
I was given out.
Well, we're moving out of this
is that these countries have been
taking advantage of the United States.
Why is it that our terrorists have been so much
lower than there?
What's wrong with telling
these countries, you better bring your
terrorists down for our farmers, for our
manufacturing workers, for our technology companies?
It's working out.
Well, that may be true that we had been
taken advantage. To a degree, that is true.
I mean, he's not the first one to say that about
China. I remember when
said they're motherfuckers.
That was always something.
Suddenly, I thought it would be a big scandal.
They're like, well, no, they kind of are.
They do some really bad things.
But again, we need a counterweight to China
because they are the other superpower of the world.
So the last thing we would want to do
is get India on their side.
I agree with that.
We had this meeting.
We saw it. I mean, they've never had
these four guys in a room at the same time.
That's remarkable.
Right.
Xi, Putin, Kim.
Jung-un and the president of Iran, this is Batman and the Joker.
I mean, Dr.
Doom, and the River and the River, I don't know, comic books.
Doctor Doom, whoever the fucking bad guys are,
they're all ganging up on us.
This is a terrible, this is not,
whatever the tariffs were going to bring us,
this is not worth it.
And Brazil, by the way.
Why Brazil?
Another one we needed on our side.
And I assume that's because his boyfriend, Bolsonaro,
is under...
What else?
You know, I asked him about this, because whenever he put the tariffs on Brazil,
you know, the argument had been any country that has a trade deficit with us,
a massive one that is taking advantage of us, we're going to do this to punish them.
And one day he came out for chopper talk, as it is, before he gets on Marine One.
Right.
And I said, why are you putting tariffs on Brazil?
They have a massive surplus with us.
You know, what's your reasoning?
And he said, because I can.
That was truly his argument.
Oh, well, look, if you don't.
like tariffs, and I don't like tariffs, and you can get other countries to lower them by using
American leverage, I think that's a good thing. And I think most Americans would agree with that.
No, the I can thing. That's the way he does all his business. I mean, here's his quote about
intel. I said, you know what? I think the United States should be given 10% of intel. Now,
it sounds like I'm paraphrasing him. No, that's the exact quote. You know what? I think the
United States should be given 10% of intel. Now, it's interesting. This is an interesting issue,
because Bernie Sanders is with him on this.
Right.
It's debatable.
I mean, Bernie Sanders said,
if microchip companies make a profit, blah, blah, blah,
America should have a reasonable return on that investment.
When Biden was president, they passed the chips act.
They gave Intel.
Exactly.
Okay, let me finish.
They gave Intel money.
Just gave it to them, basically.
And Trump is saying, no, America should get a piece.
But Steve Moore, you're the guy who said,
I hate this idea.
Right.
I do.
I hate, look, you always talk about on this show separation of church and state.
I believe in separation of business and state.
I don't think, right, we don't want businesses to be coming to Washington for all these such a favor.
And so I, so the point is, we gave, we should have never given $10 billion to Intel in the first place.
I mean, they're a loser.
I mean, the stupid thing is, Intel's losing money, and then, you know, we're going to give them money,
but Google's making money hand over foot, and we're going to,
sue them? I mean, it's just, what we're doing in Washington is rewarding the losers instead of
rewarding the winners.
Well, speaking of winners and losers, he had a little dinner there. Was it yesterday? Was it last night?
Yes. Every talk about the Ridler, the Joker.
It was amazing to watch everyone's faces as the other person was talking and just to
Okay, this is every major motherfucker who's in the tech world.
And let's be honest.
That's how they labeled it on the White House schedule.
That was the tyrant.
Every major motherfucker.
And let's be honest.
The reason why our economy has kicked ass so much is technology.
We have the biggest tech companies in the world, and we just have been dominant.
And the reason why I think the economy is still,
up there.
It's because AI.
Yeah.
AI is to what,
is us to now what, like,
the dot-com stuff was in the 90s.
You know, Clinton wrote that.
He's writing this.
Trump, I'll give him this.
He's always lucky.
And all the money's going to AI.
All these guys, Sam Altman,
that's ChatG-G-T, that's Open AI.
Zuckerberg, Tim Cook from Apple,
Sunday Pichet from Google,
Bill Gates,
Nadella from Microsoft.
Oh, my, everybody was there.
Sir Jimbrin, all of that.
And this is them sitting around, and I want to show you a piece of tape, and then we'll just ask the question, is this healthy?
Very grateful for your administration support.
We look forward to working together, and thanks for your leadership.
We're so grateful for that support.
Thank you for incredible leadership.
It's incredible to be among everyone here, particularly you and the First Lady.
I also want to thank you for helping American companies around the world.
Thank you for being such a pro-business, pro-innovation president.
When it comes to ass-kissing, is this...
I was going to say kissing the ring, but...
A, not enough.
B, the right amount of ass-kissing or C too much.
It's like one on a scale of one to cabinet level, basically.
I mean, come on, man.
All right, they bent over, okay?
Yeah, I guess.
It's just
But these are, I mean, you got to give it.
These are some of the greatest entrepreneurs
and business builders.
I mean, they're running trillion-dollar companies, Bill.
I mean, it's amazing.
I know.
But also, I think it does reflect.
Why isn't he kissing their ass?
Well, because they need him, and they realize that.
And I think, obviously, what he has shown us over since taking office
is that he will use the power of his office
to go after people or universities that,
don't suit him or don't do what he believes they should be doing.
And all of those people at the table could suffer as a result of that.
I mean, he was praising Google yesterday last night at that dinner.
His antitrust division of his DOJ is suing Google right now and biting them now.
Which is it.
Which I thought was remarkable.
He was kind of applauding them for having a good day, but the DOJ is suing them right now.
Well, Silicon Valley is, you said it very well, Bill.
I mean, Silicon Valley is blowing away the rest of the world.
We've dominated the Internet age, and we've got to make sure we dominate the
you know, the robotics age, the AI age, the Sabley age, pretty soon they're going to be flying cars.
I mean, we want to be first in that lap.
They're never going to be flying cars.
They've been saying that since I was in high school.
I promise you, they would have had them by now.
It's going to be like the Jetsons, you know.
Okay.
Well, let's get to the really important news.
Taylor Swift got engaged.
And I could not stop texting people.
I'm kidding, of course.
I can't believe what a loser you would be
to have the important to somebody who's,
you don't even know.
But that's just me.
But since then, everybody has been giving her advice
on the marriage, like some of the people
who went, Charlie Kirk, who's the supremely
conservative guy, I like Charlie, but I didn't realize.
These people, I mean, it's not just policy.
They want a Christian with three E's America.
I disagree.
I disavowed that for anybody else.
Okay. Duly noted.
But Charlie's advice to Taylor was, submit to your husband, Taylor.
You are not in charge.
You've got to change your name.
Okay.
That's his honest advice.
Josh Allen and the bill said,
get a good wedding planner.
That's pretty interesting advice.
See, your boardmate there, Scott Jennings at CNN,
said, my advice to Travis is that he has to remember
that in this particular relationship,
he's not the MVP.
He's more like the kicker.
We're never going to hear about you
unless you mess something up.
That's pretty good advice.
But they're not the only celebrities.
Would you like to hear...
A lot of other celebrities
are weighing in with advice for Taylor Swift.
I mean, Chris Christie said,
never go to bed hangary.
That's such good advice.
Dislane Maxwell said,
make sure you both want children.
Really?
Oh, loosen up.
Madonna said,
don't be afraid to bring new things into the bedroom.
For example, a Puerto Rican backup dancer.
Army Hammer said,
Surprise your wife by making her dinner.
Also, sometimes you can cook for her.
Angelina Jolie said,
If you're looking to adopt a kid, I got a guy.
Pete Hegsah said,
schedule a date night once a week.
And also, find time to see your wife.
Kanye said, naked wife, happy life.
Oh, that's...
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, hire a really ugly cleaning lady.
Joe Biden said, vote for Joe Biden.
And Lyle Menendez said,
once you become parents, seriously, don't fuck that out.
Okay.
Now, before we use up all our time talking about economics,
maybe we'll have time to go back.
I do want to talk about RFK a little bit,
because that was one of the big stories this week.
We saw a little bit of the tape there.
It was quite at a event yesterday.
Were you there for that one on Capitol Hill?
No, we were just watching from afar.
But I was at part of his confirmation hearing,
and I thought that was one of the craziest hearings I'd ever seen.
I mean, this was probably, I'm not kidding,
it was one of the most contentious of the year.
Even people who were on, supposedly on his side.
Republic, yeah, typically it's just the party in the minority
who's going after the person who's testifying.
This was Republican and Democrats going after him,
and he was also pushing back on these Republicans,
like Bill Cassidy, who was instrumental
and getting him confirmed to that job.
I mean, I personally find this very disappointing
because I am the person who was sympathetic
to what he was trying to do.
A lot of people like me who didn't think that the orthodox way of Western medicine was,
not that we're against Western medicine or vaccines, I'm certainly not,
but just like there's another way to look at it and a lot of stuff they were doing wasn't the right way.
There was much too much about pills and surgery and not enough about preventive care.
I mean, one of the first issues we ever did on my old show was called America Causes Cancer.
It's the toxicity, it's the environment.
I said many times I never had a Western doctor.
who ever said to me, what was wrong,
what do you eat?
It just never came up.
I said, finally, we have a guy in there
who cares about this stuff,
but he's also just nutty.
He's just too nutty.
He just does not listen.
I mean, he just is.
And nothing ever, I call it pendulumism,
nothing ever stops in the middle.
Okay, this needed a house cleaning the CDC,
but to fire all 17 of the top people.
Now, you don't have that voice
in there at all? You just have your voice.
It's just, he's got to go.
And it pains me to
hear it, say it because I like him.
Well, look,
I'm personally very pro-vaccine. Vaccines have saved millions
and millions of lives. I was surprised
so many of these Democrats were talking about
how important vaccines are.
I mean, the guy who saved millions
of lives with vaccines was Donald Trump when
we did Operation Warp Speed.
I mean, he should have probably won a Nobel Prize for that.
That saved millions and millions of lives.
And so, you know, right, he should have gotten that.
He's hugely important.
But I also believe, Bill, that the reason there's been of a bit of a backlash
against vaccines is because the government was forcing people to take vaccines.
Correct.
And that is something I'm against.
And also not putting any stock in natural immunity.
Yep.
Even if you had the disease, you still had to get the vaccine
and also giving it to two-year reasons.
who would never get outrageous.
It was outrageous.
Yes.
So there was stuff to be done.
I mean, again, let me put the broad picture out there.
I had Andrew Huberman on two weeks ago here.
I think a lot of people pay attention to him and they should about medicine.
He's one of the smartest guys we have.
And I asked them a question.
I said, the reason why some people come, so many people come against me on this is because
I think they think that of all the things we could possibly know about medicine,
because we've advanced so much and how the body works, we probably know 90%.
And I said, I think it's probably more like 20%.
And Andrew said, I think we're at 10.
Right, right.
So if we're only at 10%, we don't know if this is the truth, but yes, everything should be looked at.
But, I mean, for Bobby Kennedy to say, as he did last month, by September, a couple of months,
by September, we will know what has caused the autism epidemic.
Well, it's September.
And, you know, I was going to do a joke.
Yeah, we found out.
It's the Cheetos.
But showing you can parody reality.
It's not the Cheetos, it's the Tylenol.
But can I say two things on that.
One, I questioned him about the autism deadline.
He actually pushed it back because anyone, I mean, this has been studied for decades.
And obviously, there are a lot of parents and medical professionals who want to know what that is.
And it's not something you can just do in three months.
But on the MRNA vaccines and Operation Wardspeed, I mean, it was truly built on MRNA vaccines.
It was an amazing technology that everyone watched to happen.
in real time and the production that was accelerated by the Trump administration,
the CDC has canceled hundreds of millions of dollars in MRNA vaccine research they were doing.
And so that is what the Republicans were putting to him saying,
do you believe that Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for this?
And then do you also believe that that was an MRNA vaccine that saved lives?
And that was where he stumbled a lot in his questioning yesterday
that puts him at odds, theoretically, with his boss.
Yeah.
So you know all the scuttle, but,
on Capitol Hill? What is going to be able to survive?
Yeah, I think until the president loses confidence in him, he's fine. I mean, and the Republicans
who were giving him tough questions yesterday, I mean, they voted to confirm him. He is already
in the job. He's about as safe as he can get unless the president decides to change his mind,
and he's given no indication of that.
So again, this is what, this is leaked. This is from the, we don't have his report yet,
but this was in the Wall Street Journal, apparently, that pregnant women's use of
Tylenol is potentially linked to autism.
There have been a couple of studies about this.
Is it true?
I don't know.
It's not a case, in my view, where you can say,
that's just crazy.
It might be crazy.
Tylenol is not, you know, not some benign...
I just took one before we came on the show.
Seriously?
Can I say that's a report that he is going to put out a report
that says that from the HHS.
And obviously, that's a very serious link to make,
that medical professionals that I have seen
have not yet made. And so that is really
the question here, is that if you're going to put out
something saying that this is the cause of autism,
people want to know that it's backed up by science.
Right. But we might not have
that science. Because it's sometimes...
And don't put out a report saying... I agree.
But also don't tell me
that Tylenol is completely benign.
Because people have died from too much Tylenol,
too much of that set of metaphon. It's not
a completely benign drug. It has a very
serious effect on you. Let me defend him from me.
You can take too much of it.
Let me defend RIPA for a minute.
One of the things that is really bad about American health care is we have a,
when new drugs are being developed, we should let these drugs go to the market,
especially if they're dealing with cancer or heart disease or multiple sclerosis.
The FDA holds these things up by five to ten years, and it's actually killing people.
So why shouldn't we allow these drugs, let people try the drugs, use them to save one?
But that's what we're not, but that's something that Kennedy wants to do.
Right, but that's, I think your point is that there are parts of his platform that have widespread consensus.
And it's how a lot of Republicans, I think, got over the line to vote for him and because of his popularity.
That was not the center of the debate, though, yesterday.
That's not what he was being grilled over by Republicans.
No, but why should Americans, I've known Americans who've had to go to Mexico to get stem cell?
Why can't we do that?
It's idiotic.
It's idiotic.
I totally agree.
People should have the right to try these things.
The FDA holds them up.
And, you know, Milton Friedman used to say that agency kills people.
Because if a new drug comes out and saves 50,000 lives, why'd you hold it up for 10 years?
I mean, they went after him about antidepressants, kids taking antidepressants.
Because he's made sweeping statements about that.
Again, nothing happens right in the middle.
But do any of us really think that putting kids on all these drugs,
when they're young doesn't have an effect?
That isn't part of the problem
with why there are school shootings
and kids doing crazy things?
Of course it is.
I remember Ariana Huffington
coming on our show
the first year talking about Prozac.
That was the issue that made her famous.
She was right then, it's right now.
We put kids on drugs way too early, way too often.
And then we wonder why they're using street drugs
when they're 20?
Because they never knew what sobriety
was.
They definitely would have put me on Ritalin
if they'd have Ritalin back then, because I was bouncing off the
walls, you know, and especially for boys.
You know, those drugs just sit there
and they're strapped in your chair.
You're still bouncing off the walls, Steve,
and we're very glad to see it.
So,
I mentioned to Dr. Pinker there at the beginning,
federal judge rulings. I mean, we talked about the one
freezing of federal grants to Harvard, but
this looks like a trend to me.
This week, federal judges ruled tariffs are illegal.
His tariffs are illegal.
They ruled the National Guard being sent here to L.A., illegal.
Wartime powers to deport Venezuelans, illegal.
Oasting a member of the Fed.
There's a good one, Steve, for you?
Do you think the Fed should be neutral
because he wants to take over the Fed?
This has always been what?
This has always been a case where we separated the two for good reason.
we did not want the Fed to be influenced by passing phase political considerations.
Yeah.
Well, look, I definitely believe in an independent Fed,
but I also believe that the Fed should be accountable,
and they haven't been very accountable.
I mean, they're the ones that let the prices go up by 21 percent,
you know, when Biden was president, it wrecked the American family.
But how do you mean accountable?
They're appointed to 14-year terms.
If Trump can't get rid of the Fed, then who can get rid of them?
They have to be accountable to someone.
Now, with respect to this woman...
No, they don't.
That's like saying the Supreme Court has to be accountable.
They're not accountable.
I'm sorry, that's where the buck stops.
I mean, that they're just, they're like a rogue agency that can do...
They're one of the most powerful agencies in government.
They have control of our money supply, and they're just flooding the economy with cheap money.
With the respect to this woman...
No, no, no, he wants to do that.
He wants them to cut interest rates.
They're holding the line on that.
He wants the cheap money.
Well, look, my point...
Other than that, your point is well taking.
Not necessarily your favorite.
But all I'm saying is that Jerome Powell is no saying.
Let's put it like that.
But with respect to this woman...
But Trump picked Jerome Powell.
He did.
And every time I say he said, I should never pick to him.
And I said, you're right, sir.
He makes mistakes now and then.
But, look, this woman who is on the Federal Reserve,
who Trump wants to get off the Federal Reserve Board,
she is alleged to have committed mortgage fraud.
Now, why do you go?
Because it's like when the cop pulls you over
because your taillight is out.
I mean, no, no.
Mortgage fraud.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm too.
This mortgage fraud is what caused the housing crisis.
Millions of Americans committed mortgage fraud.
Every study shows this is what caused
the collapse of the American economy.
This is a very serious thing.
And she didn't do it just once.
She did it on a number of cases.
He has to go.
It's not confirmed that she didn't.
Well, I know.
And the DOJ is investigating.
This is actually one of the things people did.
They would claim that the residency was their principal residence and it wasn't.
Right. I'm just saying the police of her guilty of anything.
No, that is true.
She has not been, she is innocent until proven guilty.
But, you know, I've got to tell you, I've talked to people in the Justice Department.
They think they got her dead to rights.
I'm sure.
Of course, because the Justice Department is run by Trump Stooges.
Okay.
We've got to go to no rules.
Thank you.
You guys were very honest.
All right.
Let me get to it.
New rule, now that this guy is back on the cracker barrel logo,
let's also make him the new logo of the Republican Party.
The elephant never really made sense,
but an old white guy in overalls, yes, that's the grand old party.
Oh, and the barrel?
That would be perfect for the Democrats.
It's wooden, it's splintered,
and it's almost as old as Steny Hoyer.
Uh, no, well, let's be honest about why movies at film festivals get 15-minute standing ovations
because the people in the audience worked on the movie.
Frankenstein brings Venice to life with monstrous 13-minute ovation.
The rock sobs as the smashing machine gets 15-minute Venice ovation.
We get it, Europe. You know how to clap.
You know when Americans clap? When the Boeing were on lands safely and we don't die.
Uh, you know, you know?
New Rule, I have no issue with Bobby Kennedy and Pete Hegseth teaming up to issue a fitness challenge to the rest of America,
but they must try to look less like Hans and Fron.
This picture doesn't say, let's make America fit.
It says, we want to trump you up.
New Rule, after we congratulate Senator Cory Booker on his recent engagement,
he has to explain why his engagement photos look like an ad for prescription drugs.
Because these pictures don't make me think, great.
Now we can run for president without the stigma of being a bachelor.
They make me think,
don't let moderate to severe ulceritis
standing your way.
Ask your doctor about dyslexia.
New rule, if you're a maga man
and you buy this new Trump daddy t-shirt,
someone needs to explain gay culture to you.
You see, Trump is the daddy.
he gets to wear the daddy t-shirt.
You, on the other hand,
wear the t-shirt that says daddy's boy.
And finally, new rules,
someone has to ask cops,
why aren't you insulted that Donald Trump
thinks so little of you
that in city after city
he's sending in military troops
to do your job?
Why doesn't that piss you off?
So, in case you took the summer off
from following the news
and who could blame you if you did,
America is now a country where, first in L.A., then in Washington, D.C., and soon coming to a city near you,
the new normal is troops in the streets.
The exact thing we've never done here, except for true emergencies, and the thing we most don't want to become normal.
So here's what happened.
Remember, Doge, the Elon Musk-combed Department of Government Efficiency,
that brought in a teenage squad of tech geniuses to reduce the size of government.
and didn't even do that.
Well, one of them, a 19-year-old named Big Balls,
got jumped in DC last month by some other teenagers,
won a 15-year-old girl.
So Trump called out the National Guard.
Because when Donald Trump was a little boy,
someone forgot to teach him the difference
between a policeman and an army man.
But there is a difference.
The Pentagon is not Paw Patrol,
and SEAL Team 6 is not Adam 12.
and we don't need to send in the Marines to pacify Shake Shack.
Like they say on law and order,
the cops and the Navy are two separate but equally important groups.
And if you don't believe me, ask the village people.
Trump says, I'm not a dictator.
I just know how to stop crime.
And I take him out his word because when has he ever told a lot?
But I will say this.
Page one of the dictator handbook is pretexts.
You find a pretext to do what you want to do anyway.
Say you want to invade another country.
Well, you say that some people of your ethnicity living in that country are being persecuted.
Voila.
Reason to invade.
But as pretext go, big ball's getting mugged.
That takes some big ball.
Now, that's not to say crime in D.C. isn't an actual problem.
It is the 36th most violent city in the country.
country. Not as violent as Little Rock, Arkansas, or Shreveport, the city represented by noted
crime boss Mike Johnson. But, but D.C. has had 194 carjackings this year, most involving
guns. That's not Mayberry. Poor Big Balls got a carjacked on a date, which shocked everyone.
Not that he was carjacked, that he was on a date. Oh, you're way ahead of me. All right.
Trump brags about the 87% decrease in carjackings in D.C. since the troops moved in.
Yes, military states can reduce crime. Point conceded. Will militarizing our cities make them safer?
Yes. But not safer for democracy. Once it's normal to have an army loyal to you already in the streets, game over.
That is how all future political disputes will be decided. Folks, it's not worth the Trump.
trade-off. Everything in life is a trade-off. You want to reduce traffic fatalities to zero? Stop using
cars. You want to eliminate drug overdoses? Make the penalty for possession death like they do in
Saudi Arabia. But we're not the cut off his hands, people. Qatar is a lovely place to get a free
plane. I wouldn't want to live there. And not for nothing. When the teenagers were beating up
big balls, it was plain old DC cops who rolled up in a regular police car and arrested them in
So, yeah, the system needs improving, what system doesn't.
But we're not at DefCon 1.
That's a pretext.
And it's not like we don't already have a lot of cops.
America has 750,000 sworn officers.
800,000 if you count the ones on TV.
There's state cops, local cops, county cops,
Sheriff's Department, the Highway Patrol, ICE, FBI, DEA,
TSA, ATF, U.S. Marshals, Border Patrol.
Washington, D.C. alone has Metro Police, Capitol Police, Secret Service, Park Police,
protective services police, housing police, police for the U.S. Mint, schools police,
transit police, airport police. And I shit you not, they even have a library police.
You fuck with the Dewey DeSle system, your ass is there.
Or take my town. If you drive from
Santa Monica to Burbank, you pass
through the jurisdiction of six different
police forces, which is stressful if you live in Santa Monica
and your Coke dealers in Burbank.
Oh, we got cops.
We got a lot of people with guns and a license to kill,
and I'm not even saying we don't need most of them,
because this is a country that's a madhouse
full of heavily armed derange,
ranting crackpots and conspiracy theorists
and just crazy motherfuckers.
Civilization is a mile wide and an inch deep,
We need our cops and should appreciate them.
But I also, and I'm going to put this as kindly as I can,
don't want the military picking up some of the bad habits cops have.
I don't want the Marines eating donuts.
I don't want the National Guard getting free blow jobs from streetwalkers.
I don't want GI Joe getting the blue flu.
Women should not have to worry about the 101st airborne pulling them over
for driving while pretty.
I know the cops love Trump,
and I know why.
Unconditional love.
Well, that's not the right approach.
And neither was the attitude from too much of the left,
that cops were the enemy,
all racist thugs who needed defunding.
But I would ask every cop to ask yourself,
why is your boy disrespecting you so much now,
telling you that we need to bring in someone better than you
who can really get the job done?
It's like getting your mom.
to beat up the school bully.
Fuck the police.
This is more like cuck the police.
All right, that's our show.
I want to thank Steve Moore,
Caitlin Collins, and Stephen Pinker.
Club Random drops every Monday on YouTube
or less is going to get your podcast.
They'll go watch overtime on YouTube.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
You were great.
Appreciate it.
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