Real Time with Bill Maher - Ep. #732: Vice President Mike Pence, Sen. Chris Murphy, Amb. Susan Rice
Episode Date: June 6, 2026Bill’s guests are Vice President Mike Pence, Sen. Chris Murphy, Amb. Susan Rice (Originally aired 6/5/26) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Welcome to an HBO podcast.
from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.
I'm excited today because the World Cup is coming here next week.
Oh, this is soccer, right?
No, I don't know anything about soccer.
Everybody's so excited.
All I know about this is that it's soccer,
and a lot of countries come,
and it takes a long time, apparently, to play these games.
In 39 days, we will know the winner.
Oh, no, that's the mayor of L.A.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, California.
What a fucked up state this is.
But apparently the two
finalists are going to be Karen Bass, the mayor,
and Spencer Pratt, the reality star.
Oh, look at that.
So they are going to be in a runoff.
I gave the edge to Karen Bass,
because who knows more about running off?
Spencer, oh, boy, I had him on my podcast.
He's, it's like a Jason Statham movie with this guy.
It's like, you burn down my house.
Now I'm coming for you.
And he's very, well, quality of life issues,
very concerned about the homeless,
who he always calls naked homeless drug addicts.
And they don't like that term.
They prefer former child actors.
We also had the primary for governor here,
the leading candidate, Zavier Bissera.
That is the exact kind of enthusiasm that he...
No, he won because
he's the closest name on the ballot
to fuck ice.
Also, you know who was on the ballot?
Eric Swalwell was still on the ballot
and got 19,000 votes.
Who are these people?
People who opened a dick pick
and liked it?
Yeah.
Democrats, they have another sex creep problem.
Have you seen this guy, Graham Plattner
up in Maine?
They're big hope to take the Senate
to Democratic.
But Graham Platner, he's a lot.
You know, he's got a Nazi tattoo.
We don't know about that, maybe it was just drunk.
He didn't know it was, whatever.
But a lot of stuff.
Now stuff about, you know, he definitely was sexting other women outside of his marriage.
Now some of the girlfriends are coming forward.
One of them says he used to watch TV while he was sharpening his axe.
Could cost him women and their vote, but he did win over Stephen King.
You know, it's Maine.
It's a small state.
You've got to...
Apparently, Graham Platner,
one of the girlfriends said
one of his fantasies
was how heroic he would be
if there was a home invader.
Problem is how he wanted to be heroic
with the home invader,
which was by raping him.
I'm just reporting people.
But he's...
Not in a gay way.
He emphasized that.
Not in a gay way.
Just in a regular...
This is what happens
a guy who bust into my house way.
That's politics, okay?
I mean, say what you want.
It's not soft on crime.
I always said, doesn't anybody want to win a race?
Both parties.
I mean, you know, this week, Jill Biden, have you seen that?
She needs to have a book out, Jill Biden?
She went on, said, she thought Joe was having a stroke during the debate.
Didn't mention at the time.
On the view and admitted, she thought, no, Joe couldn't have served another term.
They said, really?
She said, no, not from what I know now.
Who knew?
Yes, other than everyone, no one.
Doesn't anyone want to win?
I mean, the other side, Trump keeps pissing off people so badly.
Even the Republicans are standing up to him now.
They figure, hey, it worked for the Iranians.
I can always tell when the president is in a bad mood,
because he starts tweeting about me.
I feel it's an honor always to be in his tweets
even when they're bad and they're always bad
This week he said I was low ratings
Bill Maher with his fake laughing machine
First of all, low ratings, yours is 35%.
And fake
fake laughing machine, can we get a shot of our audience?
I know he's in a foul mood. Did you see the phone call
he had with Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel?
Wow, the language. You didn't even deny it.
He said to not to do you're fucking crazy.
You'd be in prison if it wasn't for you.
I'm saving your ass, and everybody hates you.
And your laughing machine is fake.
It's, uh, let's not forget, it is the beginning of Pride Month, or as, as, as, uh,
as, uh, Lindsay Graham calls it, calls it, why is everybody looking at me, mine?
Uh, you know, look, I gotta say,
usually Pride Month is just fun, but there is news this year.
This is serious.
There is disturbing polling
that the acceptance
of gay people
in this country
on all levels
is regressing
among Republicans.
One of their congresspeople,
Andy Ogles,
how's that perfect
for the name?
Said homosexuality
has no place in America.
Then he took down
the tweet and blamed it
on a staffer.
Like real men do.
This is a
serious thing that is going
and out.
Acceptance of same-sex
marriages
way down among Republicans.
Oh, they still want the gay sex part, just not the marriage part.
All right, we got a great show, former ambassador Susan Rice,
and Senator Chris Murphy are here, but first up.
Okay, he was the 48th Vice President of the United States.
His new book is called What Conservatives Believe,
rediscovering the conservative conscience.
How about it for Vice President Mike Pan?
The nicest crowd in all of television.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, because they're willing to listen anybody, and so am I,
and I'm sure lots of people said to you,
why are you going on that crazy atheist show?
More than a few.
More than a few.
But that's why I so appreciate you being here.
I'm glad to be here.
I'm glad you're here because I think, you know,
we can say to each other,
we don't agree in a lot of stuff.
But I know there are ways you've said to my staff,
Israel and stuff, you think, I'm not all bad.
Anybody who did what you did on January 6 can't be all bad.
And I think we have a lot in common.
Like we both know, it's kind of hard to stay friends with Donald Trump.
Are you ever in contact with him these days?
Well, you know, it's been a while since we spoke.
You never just call him?
You've actually spent more time with him recently than I had that.
But, no, I love how you started the show.
And I really want to commend you for the way you carry yourself.
I really see you as a...
You're an honest broker.
I try to be.
mind.
It's hard.
I admire that.
I really do.
I've always said, you know, I'm a conservative, but I'm not in a bad mood about it.
And you've always struck me as a liberal that's not a bad mood either.
No, no, no.
I want to talk to everybody.
My little line is everybody's a monster until you talk to them.
Yeah.
Just talk to them a little bit.
Yeah.
And I really do believe that's a key to our country right now.
In fact, I don't know if I mentioned that I just wrote a book.
I'm just about to bring it up.
Just about to bring it up.
In the book, I actually, I really believe that democracy depends on heavy doses of civility.
And I think the American people long for us to restore a threshold of civility.
Yeah.
I write about it.
No, I mean, the book and your column today in The Washington Post, the theme is that we are at a crossroads at America.
I mean, you are a traditional old-school Republican conservative,
and you see this country having moved to a different place, populism.
You put in contrast to traditional conservatism.
Now, when you say populism, we all think, and rightly so, that means Donald Trump.
So you're saying we've gone off track,
and you're basically saying the person who took us off track is Donald Trump.
Do I have that right?
Well, I don't think entirely, Bill, in all fairness.
Look, for the last five decades, the Republican Party,
that you might be surprised to learn I was a young Democrat.
I am.
When I joined the Republican Party.
What?
When Ronald Reagan team were the Republicans.
You were a Democrat.
I was a young Democrat.
But I listened to Ronald Reagan.
I heard about the ideals of a strong defense of limited government, traditional values,
and I joined the Reagan Revolution.
For 50 years, the Republican Party has been defined by those conservative principles.
We principally did political combat with the liberal Democratic Party.
But as you will concede, the Democratic Party itself has slid farther to the left, the progressive left, even embracing socialism, lifting up...
Believe me, I have the battle scars for pointing it out.
Well, look, I want to give it against them.
I mean, the progressives on the far left are questioning our support for traditional allies, even Israel, our most children.
cherished ally. But what I wrote the book about is that in addition to the context with the
ever more left-wing radical Democratic Party, now in America, conservatives deserve to know
that I think there is a new threat to our movement from the populist right that would question
our role as leader of the free world, that would embrace big government solutions, including
broad-based tariffs, price controls, nationalizing American businesses.
I heard Elizabeth Warren, when the Trump administration announced they were nationalizing American businesses.
Elizabeth Warren said, I think Donald Trump came across an idea that I came up with years ago.
And actually, Bill, that nationalizing private enterprise is an idea that Karl Marx came up with years ago.
But that and marginalizing traditional values like the right to life, I just want people to know that while the Trump administration,
has gotten a lot right, secured the border, extended tax cuts.
And by the way, I said that to him.
Yeah.
On the show, he just, you have to agree with him 100% or he hates you.
You know, it's just, then you're just part of it.
I agree.
And there is such a thing as Trump derangement syndrome.
You know, people who just hate everything.
He could cure cancer tomorrow.
And there were people would hate it just because he did it.
I agree.
The border needed to be fixed.
You know, I see him.
The tax cuts were extended.
And look, I don't know about that one.
In the wake of October 7th, the way candidate Trump and President Trump have stood without apology for Israel
and finally been the first president in history to take him to fight directly to Iran last year and this year.
It's to be commended.
I know.
And I have commended him.
The problem is that he does other things that are not good.
and I will not stop talking about those.
Doge, ICE, the corruption, the revenge path that he's on, not conceding elections.
These are just the top five.
I mean, I feel like, so I'm sorry, but that's how I feel.
And I feel like the Democrats finally have an issue with this corruption.
I mean, there's a Senator John Ossoff in the Democratic Party who said that today's Republican
Apropos to your thing about populism. He says they are the elites they pretend to hate.
You agree with that?
Well, I do think that this populist right that's coming up within our movement really questions the foundations of conservatism in America.
It's why I wrote the book, What Conservatives Believe, because I really want to begin a conversation about the future of our movement.
Look, we're going to have a new standard bear in 2020.
candidates coming up in
2026.
But I tell people it's going to be more important
for the people in our party to talk
about what we're for before we talk about
who we're for. And I
want the Republican Party to stay
grounded in those
traditional values.
But how about beginning with saying
to the guy who keeps saying,
there are ways you could do it, and I'm talking about
Donald Trump, because that's what he says.
Yeah. He does not...
It's just insane to me to absolutely won't
say, you can't run it. It's just
plainly in the Constitution. Your book is a lot
about what's in the Constitution
and following that. And there's nothing more
plainer than, you get two terms.
Not three.
Right. Okay. So,
I mean, it seems like we could,
some of these things we could come to some agreement
with the middle, like January 6th.
Like, Trump, pardoned everybody.
Could we say that, yes, some people
were there just for reasons of, who
knows, they weren't exactly tourists, but
they weren't having horrible intent.
people? Can we say some bad people were there? Like the ones who wanted to hang you? Can we say
those were bad people? Well, Bill, I made it clear. I had no problem with the president
pardoning people who got caught up in that day. But for anyone who assaulted a police officer,
anybody that violated and vandalized the seat of our government and sought to disrupt the counting
of electoral college votes, those people never should have been pardoned and they should never
get a dime.
So, no ill feelings about the hanging thing.
You know, I get, you know,
did you ever fear for your life?
Did you actually fear that they would, that could happen?
Well, to be honest with you,
I never felt a greater sense of resolve any day on my life than on January 6th.
You know, I've often told my kids,
the safest place in the world is to be in the center of
God's will. And I really knew I was where I was supposed to be doing what I was supposed to be doing.
And under the Constitution, the Vice President's role is only to preside over a session of Congress
where the Electoral College votes are opened and counted. That's it. And no Vice President in history
had ever asserted any authority to decide what votes to count or send back to the states.
And so I knew my duty was clear. And I'll always believe by God's grace, I did my
And I know as a person of faith, because I know a lot of people of faith, they say, they know if they, they think if they die, they'll be in a better place.
So maybe if they hung you, good thing.
I'm kidding.
Last issue.
Abortion.
Now, this is one we'll never quite agree on.
Yeah.
But I get it.
I get your side of it.
You know, I always have.
Some people don't like that about me.
I'm pro-choice, but I understand it is becoming a life, and we're just killing it before it can fight back.
I'm just okay with that.
Now we find out, even after Roe v. Wade was overturned, abortion has increased in these, I guess, across the country, because they don't do it by having to go to a clinic.
You get a pill over the mail.
Right.
Should we outlaw these pills?
Is that where you are in this issue?
Well, I really believe it's one example where we've seen.
the Trump administration depart from that conservative agenda.
I mean, I couldn't be more proud that our administration appointed three of the justices
that sent Roe versus Way to the Ash Heap of History where it belongs.
But since that time, as you said, Bill, abortion after the Biden administration,
essentially approved male order abortion, no doctor's supervision,
with a drug that's actually done great harm to many women around the country,
as well as claimed unborn lives.
It's been a disappointment to me in other pro-lifers
that this administration has turned a blind eye
to that issue entirely.
In fact, appointing an abortion rights supporter
to lead the Health and Human Services Department.
So it was part of the impetus for me writing
what conservatives believe,
because I really do believe that at the end of the day,
the Republican Party ought to offer a choice,
not an echo. Look, I never begrudge anybody, you included, of having liberal views. That's what
America's all about. You can believe what you believe. I'll believe what I believe. And as long as we
conduct each other with the golden rule, we'll find our way forward as a country. I feel like you
are the standard for me. Because I, like of all the people, I could challenge myself and be
friendly with, you were probably as far on the other side as me. And I,
I hope we can keep that up.
I want you to do Club Random, my podcast,
and get super high with me.
Would you do that?
We'll just kick it.
I'll do the podcast.
You'll think about it.
All right.
Thank you.
Mike Pence, everybody.
Thank you, Mr. Vice President,
and good luck with the book.
All right, let's meet our panel.
See?
I'm friends with everybody.
All right.
He is a Democratic senator from Connecticut,
and author of the book,
crisis of the common good, the fight for meaning and connection in a broken America,
Senator Chris Murphy, and she served under three presidents, including as U.S. Ambassador to the
UN, National Security Advisor and Director of the Domestic Policy Council Ambassador Susan Rice.
Thank you for being with us.
Okay.
Now let's hear from the Democratic side.
Now, we're a couple of weeks away, three weeks away from our 250th anniversary.
I don't know if you're getting all the e-mail.
from people in the media asking your comments,
and what do you think it's the most time?
I am. I bet you people like you are.
What is your big takeaway they want?
What made America work?
My answer is balance.
That was the genius of the Constitution,
three branches of government that kept each one in check.
That was what was new.
That's what we've lost, I feel.
Now the headlines this week are all about the Republicans
are maybe going to restore that.
I've heard this before,
but we do hear rumblings,
from lots of Republicans in ways we haven't before.
Last week, it was all about the slush fund,
and we heard people saying stupid.
I'm talking about using stupid.
Trump is being stupid, and it's a slush fund in words.
This week it's about Bill Pulte, who he tried to, or United and then try.
He is the Director of National Intelligence now.
John Thune says we don't need a weaponized DNA.
What's going on here?
Is this real this time?
Is it that they smell blood that Trump is going to?
be after the midterms may be a lame duck.
They see his ratings are low.
What's up?
I don't think it's real.
I mean, I just watched in the last 24 hours after they made a whole bunch of noise about this slush fund.
They said they weren't going to give him his number one priority, this immigration bill that he wanted, if he didn't do away with the slush fund.
He's said openly that he's still thinking about it.
They had an opportunity last night in the Senate to adopt an amendment that would have made.
made it completely illegal.
Only a handful of Republicans voted for it.
I think there's only one rule in the Republican Party, and it still holds.
He gets anything that he wants.
It's true.
They're starting to make more noise right now as they get closer to the election.
And I think that they think that that will have some electoral benefit, making more noise.
But until they actually start voting against him, voting to end this war, voting to tie his hand so that he can't set up personal political slush funds, I just don't know that for our democracy, the noise matters that much.
They apparently did have some big screaming match with each other last week.
Yeah, and then what happened last night?
They delivered him the votes to pass his immigration bill without any amendment that would stop the slush run from going forward.
Listen, I'm with you.
I'm rooting for them to break from him.
I just haven't seen it yet.
I'd like to see balance restored.
Yes.
I think that one interesting test of that will be how the Republicans respond to
Bill Pulte because he is now going to be the acting director of national intelligence.
Here is somebody that has literally no national security and no intelligence experience.
The statute says that's required by law in the DNI.
He has never had a security clearance.
He's never touched classified material.
Who is he?
He's a housing financier and the scion of a fancy.
Was he even that?
Fancy business family, and then he went to the FHFA,
and has apparently used that perch as a way to operationalize the president's efforts
to go after some of his adversaries.
So I think that kind of character with the mission that the president has overtly given him
to go in there and find evidence of rigged elections,
And to go after people within the intelligence community who are long-standing experts and rid them of the place, that's quite worrying.
And I think if we care deeply about our national security, which we must, at a time when we're dealing with Russia and China and Iran and terrorists, we need somebody as Director of National Intelligence.
I do remember when we created that bureaucracy.
I do remember when we created that bureaucracy after 9-11.
a lot of people on the left said,
what are we doing? Why?
Why do we need it? I remember
my joke was, if only we had
some sort of central intelligence agency,
which is now one of the
18 agencies under the
DNI. It just seemed like another
layer of bureaucracy we didn't need.
Maybe we don't. Well, no, I do
think we do. And it's not perfect. Believe me,
we've both dealt with the
intelligence community and its complexities.
But the reason why after 9-11, that
concept made sense was what we
discovered when we did the look back on 9-11
was it was stove pipes between
the FBI and the CIA
and other aspects of the intelligence community
weren't sharing information.
Is the FBI under the DNA?
Yes. So they all are.
Yes. And it works. Well, it works better
than not having a DNI, I think. Right.
Okay. And, I mean, listen,
Pulte's chief qualification
according to Donald Trump is that
he is going to be willing to go into
the intelligence files and pull
out information on Trump's political opponents. I mean, that's the only reason this guy got picked
because he did it at the housing agency, and now he's going to do it at Intel. That's the key. That's the only
reason that Pulte is being nominated for this position. And even if he only stays on the job for a couple
weeks, that's enough time for him to go in and fish out information on a whole bunch of people that
Trump is trying to destroy. Okay. Let me ask another issue. There is something called the Great American
State Fair Festival that was planned. Now,
This is not the same thing as the UFC event on the White House lawn.
Don't get the...
Or the race car track going around the city?
Yes, but there's lots of exciting stuff in Washington going up.
No, the UFC thing.
Look, we have a redneck president.
I'm sorry.
We just...
We're just going to have to get used to.
From Manhattan.
From Manhattan.
A redneck from...
He just does redneck things.
Okay.
This is one of the things I don't give a shit about it.
But this other thing was not planned as a specific Trump thing
or a specific MAGA thing.
And they had some acts lined up, not the greatest.
The Commodores, Morris Day and the time.
They were pretty good.
Commodores were good in the day.
Very good.
Very, yes, that's true.
That's Lionel Richie, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, he's not with them anymore.
Right.
Okay.
Martina McBride, Brett Michaels, Young MC, C-C-plus C music factory.
Vanilli, I would have done have left them on.
I think it was just Vanilli.
Right, yes.
It was just...
Right.
Because the other one was discredited for lip syncing.
Right, right.
I think these people...
Vanilla is the good one.
They all pulled out.
This is a question about what looks best for the Democrats.
Because I don't think that looks good.
It looks like you are just what people say about you.
You don't really love America.
It looks like you...
think Trump is more important than the country itself.
Now it's just a big MAGA rally, this whole thing, because they all pulled out.
So now it's just Trump and Lee Greenwood.
Wouldn't it been better to play this gig?
It's a month-long gig.
Lots of people, like, just celebrating America.
Can't we all just celebrate America itself and leave Trump out of it?
And listen, like, my kids are excited about the D.C. race, right?
Like, I mean, there is stuff, this is obviously a ton of people love the UFC.
There's going to be people that are excited about this.
But here's what happened.
There was a nonpartisan, a political effort to celebrate America's 250th anniversary.
And instead of just letting that effort go forward, Donald Trump took it over, right,
to create a parallel set of events.
My understanding is these artists thought that they were going to the nonpartisan effort.
And then when they found out that it was just a predicate to a Trump rally,
they didn't want to be part of it.
I think this would have been a lot better for the country
if Trump had decided to just let professionals,
let people who just care about celebrating America
with no political agenda be part of this.
I agree there's no reason to overly politicize this,
but Trump decided to politicize it
by essentially shutting down the citizens who are leading it
and turning it into a big MAGA event.
What about the bigger issue?
A bigger issue of there is a, it's Pride Month,
but a different kind of pride, pride in the country.
There's a big pride gap.
Like 38% of Americans report feeling proud.
That's not a lot.
But it's only 18% Democrats, 68% Republicans.
Should Democrats feel prouder of this country
and show it both really and politically?
I mean, you're talking to two people
who've served their country for most of their careers.
So I can't deeply...
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about...
I care deeply about our country, and I'm very proud of it,
but I also think that we're in a difficult spot, and we need to do better.
This is part of the reason I wrote this book about the common good,
because there's actually a lot more agreement out there in America
than you think about what's wrong and what needs to be fixed.
You know, people want healthier small towns and neighborhoods.
They do think the capitalism has been corrupted.
They want the technology.
regulated to save their kids.
You know, we've been fighting on the same issues
year after year after year.
They're important issues,
but they're kind of stuck in political gelatin
from guns to climate change.
But there is a set of things
that makes the economy more fair,
that makes the technology less poisonous,
that makes your local downtown healthier,
that are actually things that unite left and right,
an agenda about the common good.
And my hope is that this 250th celebration
doesn't become just about
the differences between Republicans'
Democrats, but maybe causes us to realize that there are actually some things that could make
us feel better about our lives that have nothing to do with left or right and can bring us
together.
You also, I notice, have pulled back on the idea of litmus tests.
That's kind of a big theme for you now.
I mean, you're talking about the gun issue, which you were more associated with than anybody,
and you're saying now that went too far.
Yeah, well, I want a big tent for the Democratic.
And I do think that we have lost a share of vote because we've been really judgmental about people who don't line up with us on all of our litmus test issues.
I also think we should be in the business of conversion, like converting people, like trying to convince them that maybe they're wrong about, you know, drag shows being the biggest threat that is presented to this country.
And I don't think you ever get to be in a conversation with somebody if you tell them that they can't be a part of your party or they can't get nominated unless they line up with you on a,
ABC, D, and E issues.
So we don't talk to Trump's base very often.
We don't even give ourselves a chance to say,
hey, if you think the economy is rigged,
just come and listen to us a little bit about our ideas.
I want to build a bigger tent party,
and I think that in doing that,
you might actually have the ability to reach into some of the folks
that are solid members of his base
and convince them that he's really a populist fraud.
He's vulnerable now, don't you think?
For that?
I would just add,
that, you know, in the current context,
the most important thing I think we need is,
you use the term big tent, and I think that's absolutely right.
We need a coalition of Americans, of all political persuasions,
who, in my view, believe in three fundamental things.
The Constitution, the rule of law,
and the animating principle of this country that we're all created equal.
Everybody who can subscribe to that, I think, you know,
belongs in the biggest possible tent we can create.
Is this tent big enough for this Graham Platner guy?
I must say, I don't want to make any judgments
because I'm just learning who he is.
And unfortunately, so is he, apparently.
I mean, this is a new kind of guy.
And it's not just in the Democrats.
People who, like, if you look at their history,
you could find things that make them look very conservative,
like a Nazi tattoo.
What I would...
in the past associated with the conservative.
And then there's things that, you know, he's also flirted with communism.
And now he's got a sex scandal, which in the past has been just something that
absolutely made somebody toxic in the Democratic Party, unlike in the Republican Party,
where they don't care at all.
What about this one?
What have been reading about Mr. Plattner, and what do you think they should do?
Because if he wins, they think they're going to get the Senate.
So it's a very key seat.
Yeah, I mean, this is going to be a complicated race.
He is imperfect.
He's made a lot of mistakes.
He's been pretty clear about it from the outset.
He's built a pretty big movement in Maine because people like his ideas.
On the other side, you've got Susan Collins,
who just last night cast one of the deciding votes to give $70 billion to Trump's secret police.
That's a character issue as well.
So I think you're seeing more candidates run today
that don't have perfectly clean personal histories.
And the question in Maine is going to be,
is he a bridge too far or are his ideas?
Well, what do you say? You're in the Senate.
Well, I think he's the clear choice there.
Do you say Nazi schmotsie and texting, schmxting?
I'm just asking.
Maybe that's the right answer.
Yeah, like I said, I think this is a super complicated race,
but I think the choice here is between the incumbent who has enabled Trump's corruption
and Graham Platner, very imperfect, but who has fought and put his life on the line for this
country, which is not something that's insignificant.
No, it's not.
And I just think it's a different country.
It's a broken country.
It's full of broken people with bad information on both sides.
And I think people just go, he's pissed.
I get that.
Yeah, and this last set of allegations are serious allegations that he's going to have to talk about
with the people of Maine.
and they're ultimately going to make that decision,
but that will be their decision to make.
Okay.
Graham Plattner, any thoughts?
I remember when a tan suit was a scandal.
I did, too.
Holding the coffee, remember that?
He had a cup of coffee when he saluted.
There was tea.
Tea, whatever it was.
He was holding a cup, and it was, I know.
Things have changed a lot.
Let's talk about Iran, because I'm never going to get anybody here on this show
who knows more about it than you.
because you were very instrumental in the original Iran deal.
I talked about that.
I mean, I was supportive of that deal.
I remember talking about it that horrible night
when I had dinner with Voldemort in his castle.
We did talk about that a lot, about the Iran deal.
And I said, you know, I thought it was worth a try
to bring Iran into the family of nations.
Because what?
That wasn't that the deal?
No, but go ahead.
We weren't trying to bring...
We're just trying to deal with their nuclear program.
But wasn't that the first step?
No.
So we did never...
Okay, then that's the question.
There was other issues that we said,
we're going to put those aside,
because Iran is doing a lot of bad things.
The reason why I was supportive of this war,
if he hadn't fucked it up,
and I think we all agree now it's been fucked up,
but was because I don't think anything in the Middle East
is going to get solved
until you deal with Iran.
And it was not just the nuclear issue.
It's the fact that they have been state-sponsored
terrorists for years, just all of it with Iran is just never very good.
Correct.
Okay.
So we put that aside for the Iran deal and said we just want to deal with the nuclear.
Was that right to decouple those?
Yes.
Let me explain what we did and why I think it was the right thing and why I think,
unfortunately, we're really on the wrong course right now.
First of all, Iran, as you said, absolutely correctly, poses threats on multiple dimensions.
It's missile program, its support for practice.
in the region, it's human rights violations, but the way it poses a direct threat to Israel,
to our allies in the region, to Europe, and potentially to the larger international community,
is if it were able to acquire a nuclear weapon, or weapons plural.
And so back in 2013, we began to try an effort without using force,
but using economic pressure and sanctions that brought Iran to the negotiating table,
And after two years of negotiations resulted in a nuclear deal that prevented Iran from building a nuclear weapon.
Based on inspections.
Based on not just inspections.
Based on taking 97, 98% of their fissile material out of the country, shutting down their plutonium reactor,
making it impossible for them to put in place the most highly sophisticated centrifuges.
And you know they weren't cheating?
We know that we know it for two reasons.
How? Two ways.
One, the intelligence community of the United States and even Israel validated that up until 2018 when the prior president pulled out.
Not Israel.
Yes.
And secondly, that they were not cheating on the Iran nuclear deal.
That's not what...
And secondly, the IAEA had the International Atomic Energy Agency had 24-7 intrusive inspections in all of Iran's nuclear facilities.
So when the United States withdrew from the nuclear deal, the deal was being implemented fully.
But even if you don't buy that...
Why wasn't... If Netanyahu thought they weren't cheating, why was he so adamant to get out of the deal?
Because this is the right question. It gets back to your original point.
It wasn't just about nuclear in the minds of the Israelis.
So he was lying when he said...
No, not lying.
Well, that's what he said to me.
He said, we don't believe that they're not cheating.
where they're going to get a weapon and we've got to get it.
And when we had a mechanism in place to prevent them from getting it,
he urged President Trump to get out of the deal.
They got out of the deal.
And what happened?
Iran built up its arsenal.
Now they have 440 kilograms of highly enriched uranium up enough for 10 bombs.
They have a sophisticated missile program.
They now control the Strait of Hormuz.
And they are tanking the global economy as a consequence.
and what have we done? We went to war, and we have not either dealt with the nuclear program
or verifiably dealt with the missile program or the proxy problem. We've made it worse.
It's an F, C, me on every level. I mean, the regime change didn't happen. Uprising didn't happen.
We didn't get the nukes. We didn't even get their military, really. We find out. And we look weak.
Correct. And now we have to go back to the negotiating table.
And we're going to go back with a much weaker hand and end up with a deal that I will be very surprised
if it's nearly as good as what we got in 2015.
So that's why it doesn't make sense.
No, it doesn't.
Every president has been briefed on the consequences of military action like what Trump has taken.
And they were all told two things.
One, Iran's going to close the straight affirmative.
It's going to shut down the global economy.
And two, with an air campaign alone, you are not going to be able to get their nuclear program.
You're not going to be able to get all their missiles.
You're not going to be able to get all their drones.
And so that's where we're stuck with.
We're stuck with the situation in which the straight is closed down.
That was a foreseeable action.
And Iran believes that it's taken our best shot and survive, because open reporting says they still have 70% of their missiles yet still in stock.
And so, unfortunately, everybody knew that this was going to be the outcome.
And maybe because Netanyahu convinced Trump that there was going to be a quick regime fall
and a pro-American, pro-Israeli government taking its place, he bought into that flawed logic.
All right. Hypothetical question.
Tomorrow, Donald Trump decides he wants to spend more time with his family.
And he resigns.
J.D. Vance is the president.
what would the new policy
toward Iran be and what
should it be? We got a new slate, we got a new
guy who wasn't crazy
about it to begin with. What do you think
it would be?
I mean, I
that's like speculating
about speculating. Who knows?
No, it's one... But I have no
what should it be? What should it be
I can answer? What new slate could we have?
Well, here we are now
as a result of the decision
that President Trump made
to go to war with no good
options. We've got bad options and worse options. We either escalate the war, which is unlikely
to lead to anything better than what we have now, probably much worse, or we get into a
negotiation with Iran, if they'll even negotiate with us, from a position of weakness, where they
now control the Strait of Hormuz and can dial it up and down, where they have this nuclear
material, where they have a greater incentive to rush to a bomb. And we're starting from
you know, less than square one.
But those are the two options.
And whether you're J.D. Vance or Donald Trump
or anybody else,
that's the hand that has been dealt you
as a result of this decision-making.
Some of this can just be explained
by basic incompetence, right?
We have incompetent people running this war.
And so I don't think these guys can negotiate their way
out of a paper bag.
I don't think they can negotiate,
a way to get the straight open. So my feeling
is we need to end the war
and then it's likely going to be
other players, the Europeans or
golf countries that are going to come in
and find a way to get the straight reopen.
I just don't think that these guys have the ability
to do it. All right. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it. Time for Newell.
Newroll,
the Florida cop who pulled over
a woman for distracted driving
insisting he saw her holding a phone
in her right hand, only to find out
she doesn't have a right hand.
but gave her a ticket anyway.
Must not be judged too harshly.
Being a cop is always dangerous,
and for all he knew, she could have been armed.
A new rule of the half-dozen kids
who are hospitalized in San Diego
after doing the Benadryl challenge,
where they consume, yes,
a large quantity of Benadryl to induce hallucinations,
must be congratulated.
That six kids who won't be dying from fentanyl.
Six kids who got it through their heads
that today's designer drugs are just too risky
and said, you know what?
Let's party with the stuff Grandma takes before a flight.
Until 60 Minutes works through all its behind-the-scenes turnover drama,
they have to change their name to, give us a minute.
I don't think anybody said you're fired on TV this much since The Apprentice.
So funny.
Sunday night used to be the one time in the week when families weren't fighting.
One too many, there I.
New Rule, whether you're about to have a fight in a movie
or whether you're about to have a fight in a bar,
everyone has to come up with a better threat
than, I'm going to tear off your something
and shove it up your somewhere.
The human body has only so many things to tear off
and only so many holes to shove them in.
Fortunately, there's a simple fix
before you start fighting,
always threaten to tear them a new asshole.
It's not cute anymore
when someone runs a dog for me.
mayor of some small town.
You know, it was funny the
first hundred times, but
I say if you're going to do it again
and run Max for mayor,
you have to go all the way and put out
an attack ad.
Max wants to be your choice for
mayor, but he doesn't even know how to read
or write.
Max claims he's a good
boy, but do good boys spend their
weekends eating trash?
Isn't it time for
a candidate who won't drag his ass
your new carpet.
I'm Tom Smith.
I'm qualified to be your mayor, and Max is not, because I can't stress this enough.
He's a fucking dog.
Well, congratulations to all the people who graduated from college this month, last month.
Yes, it's commencement season, the time of year when college kids make the transition from
campus life to their parents' basement.
And I just want to say, congratulations, you did it.
And by it, I mean, had your first lesbian kiss.
As for the degree you just got, that's a little more complicated.
There was a lot of booing at the commencement ceremonies this year, which is weird because you know how hard it is to make bombing at a graduation speech?
All you have to do is give a little pep talk, tell a joke about college dead, and lie about how anything is possible.
But this year, speakers did not read the room.
Hey, geniuses, maybe don't mention AI to the people whose future generations.
jobs it's about to take.
Artificial intelligence is the next industrial revolution.
The question is whether you will help shape artificial intelligence.
We do not know.
AI is rewriting production as we sit here.
You got to say, the kids are right.
They're right to fear that in the age of AI, that degree they're holding,
is about as useful as your unused miles on Spirit Airlines.
Really, isn't that the big question we should now be asking about education?
Now that you can get the answer to everything by asking your phone,
why are we going to college at all?
Anyone?
Bueller, anyone?
Rahm Emanuel, who is definitely not running for president,
just released his five-point grand bargain plan.
for higher education, as private citizens with no political aspirations often do.
Rom wants to make college great again, cheaper, faster, more accessible.
It sounds exciting and looks good on a campaign website,
but it's a little like buying manned fighter jets in the age of drones.
As it is, only about 35% of graduates get a job in their field of study.
And now with AI, English major, AI can write,
Computer science major, AI can code, music major, AI already has songs on the charts,
philosophy major, AI can learn to write names on coffee cups.
And it's not like college was doing such a bang-up job before Google Gemini came along.
600 desperate professors from the California University system just signed an open letter
to let people know that a lot of the kids coming into their college classroom have to be taught middle.
school math. Sadly, today, many young people cannot locate on a map the countries were bombing.
Fox News sent a reporter to the beach on Memorial Day to find out what many typical young adults
know. Nothing. Not even what the holiday means. Not who we fought against in our wars or why we
fought them? World War II? That might have been against Vietnam. The level of basic shit,
These kids are let out of high school not knowing,
like the country we gained our independence from?
Who could know that?
Oh, they know who knows?
Yeah.
Why bother learning with context
when chat GPT can not only just tell me the answer,
but also compliment me for asking such an astute question?
That's the one thing the robots figured out early on.
We're less likely to oppose them
if they're always acting like they kind of want to find.
You know, it's so easy to get seduced by technology.
I remember a teacher once scolding me for using a calculator saying,
I should learn math because you're not always going to have your calculator walking around in the real world.
Except now I don't have to know math because I do always have a calculator
when I'm walking around in the real world.
So fuck you, Mr. Banderholz.
His point was not wrong.
was not wrong. The calculator
disabled a part of my brain.
Look, we all want the good
parts of AI, solving medical
mysteries, figuring out clean energy.
But the vast majority
of us will never use it for
that. For us, it's a lobotomy
with a monthly fee.
We're not using
it to cure cancer. We're using it because
we forgot how to make toast.
We emptied the kids' heads
by letting them out of high school without knowing
anything, and then, what a perfect
time for robots to come along and say, no problem. I got you. I'm your brain now. That is one big
grand experiment we're running here. Can humans survive if we completely outsource our brains to
something that does all our thinking? Like Jill Biden used to do for Joe? Fake laugh machine.
Now, I'm no commencement speaker. They wouldn't let me near that podium, but I do have a message
for the graduates, and it's this. You are not a question.
not wrong. You do face
an existential issue here.
But the good news is, it's one completely
in your power to fix.
Are there issues that college students
in the past faced, like ending
the Vietnam War, or civil
rights, or climate change?
They all involve having convinced the
older generation to do
something. This one's all you.
You are the AI generation.
And you only have to convince
yourself. I think
it's great that you have this instinct to get
involved and take up causes and many are worthy, but get serious. Your issue shouldn't be
Zionists or trans or plastic straws. No, your mission should you decide to accept it is to fight
for humans and make sure we're not completely replaced. And you can't do it if you are
hopelessly dependent on the thing that's replacing you. 90% of today's college students admit
they've used AI academically.
And 73% of the faculty say they've had to deal with
AI integrity issues, formerly known as cheating.
Maybe the commencement speaker should be booing you.
AI has made college one big robot circle jerk
where students use AI to write papers
and professors use AI to grade them.
Okay, can you see in this equation
who has been completely cut out?
The humans.
It's the human kids.
This is your issue.
Fight for the humans.
All right.
That's our show.
I want to thank my guest.
Senator Chris Murphy,
former Ambassador Susan Rice
and former VP,
Mike Pence.
What random drops every Monday on YouTube?
I'll listen to Murphy and get your podcast.
Go watch overtime on YouTube.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you guys.
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