Red Scare - Back to School Loveline w/ Dan Allegretto

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

Gay best friend of the pod Dan Allegretto is back to assist the ladies with answering your burning love and sex questions. Subscribe to Dan's pod here!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Music I feel like I have COVID. Honestly, I've got... I've got brain fog. I've got nice picture got out of my hands. Yeah, yeah. Personal archive is important to me. I started recording.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Am I on your record? Yeah. Oops. Oh, shit. No, it's okay. Yeah, settle in because this thing needs to stay relatively unjossled. We're back. Happy. Happy. Can you believe it's Labor Day already? Already. Is it today actually Labor Day? Well, the week, Monday. It's a long weekend. It's a long weekend. We have a long year of laboring for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:12 No. I'm on strike. Just always try to do as little as possible. Yeah, basically, yeah. What's there to do? Nothing. That's how you know when you do something, it's really worth it, because you're natural
Starting point is 00:01:27 and clenacious to do nothing. Yeah, I know, like podcasting for me every like five to seven days kind of just keeps me fulfilled. It's a full-time job. Yeah, like somebody's gotta do it. You'll do nothing and you'll be happy. We have a guest, friend of the pod. Let's say, can we say best friend of the pod. Can we say best friend of the pod?
Starting point is 00:01:48 Best friend of the pod. Yeah, best friend of the pod. Best friend of the pod. Best friend of the pod. I'm also about to be a betch. I have been on the pod more than anyone. Really? Are you the winner?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner?
Starting point is 00:02:04 Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? Are you the winner? I don't know Sandberg, Glenn Greenwald. They both have said the same thing. I think. We have to actually. Well, go on Wikipedia. They're actually mortal enemies now, because they're fighting for the role of top gay. But Dan, you might be right, and you are the only. The amount of live shows, you've record. The live show, with the live shows, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, those count.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Those definitely count. Those count five is actually, because we've hit the road together. We've gone on tour. Taken to the road together. We went to Philadelphia. I just offended you guys against Caroline Callaway. You did, yes. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Caroline Paul check
Starting point is 00:02:31 and I was like, when did that happen? Yeah. I called her the N word. I called her the N word. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, it's great to be back though.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Thank you. Yeah. Thanks for coming. Are you ready to answer some? We brought in love and sex questions. I can't wait for the demented twinks and like very sad lost women that listened to your podcast to get all their questions answered. I went through the voicemails. I will say I can definitely tell that Venus is in retrograde Because everyone seems really troubled and confused and there are many questions pertaining to like X's and like a lot of the questions are pretty bad and rambling
Starting point is 00:03:18 it seems like every time We issue the order of keeping it short and sweet, they just violate it. So we should just, what if we did the opposite and we're like, make it really long and rambling under two minutes, need not apply. Yeah. Give us all the details. Can I circle back for one second and ask, like, how do you know the difference between Venus and retrograde and like Mercury?
Starting point is 00:03:40 That's just what I've heard. Mercury rules tech and Venus obviously matters of the heart. Okay. Are there other retrogrades that people talk about? I mean, I assume. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Definitely. But I don't know enough about it. Yeah. Hannah does now. She's got an app a couple weeks ago. I do. I just learned what the houses were. They're like, your eighth house is in retard.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I'm like, hi, yeah. Your eighth house is in sewer. But anyway, so I like always selected the least about ones though like for either Listenability, yeah, entertainment or people who really seem like they need help Serious, mental health, a lot of people I think are just there was like 500, there was a lot but a lot of them you can Google voices a transcripts so you can yeah go through them pretty quickly and just see what's worth listening to.
Starting point is 00:04:49 But to many of our callers who are clearly experiencing the effects of Venus retrograde, my broad advice is just write it out. Yeah. Everyone seems really confused right now and in coherent. That's just my like temperature check and like this two shall pass and more things will become clear. Yeah, next month there will be another retrograde. Incidentally my... This is what my app says. It says do nothing. It literally says that for the next
Starting point is 00:05:20 couple of months, I think Venus goes out of retrogate in October. That's good advice. Yeah, it's in retrogate for a while. And it says, don't make any rash or impulsive decisions, especially those pertaining to love or sex. Yes. Yes. So that goes to keep staying in the toxic situation. Stay the course.
Starting point is 00:05:43 More will be revealed. situation. Stay the course. Moral beer beer. Should we crank the cues? We're going to get right into it. Okay, great. Hi, girls. Long time, Gay listener here. I don't like to listen that much anymore because of the right wing and arms, that's not what I'm looking at. Anyway, my question is about filters and masturbation. Do y'all believe that you can stretch your folds too much to the point of just pleasing your man with hot dog and a hallway at some drones? In a very happy and secure and anonymous long distance relationship, but I've been getting my full-going fix lately with Dildo.
Starting point is 00:06:33 The Dildo has been getting bigger and bigger over time. I'm talking like 12 inches long, two inches thick. Dig. Hoppers are in and out of the picture. I've been showing my intersturities about using their windows with my waiting ramps and he'll joke sometimes that I'm like, a hot dog in a hallway, a blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:06:55 that in a serious moment he explains he doesn't feel a difference between running and going before I see him and when I pick a full tolerance, it breaks before I begin. So here's my question. Is he lying? Am I a hallway? And gosh, should I go to the floor and see if I can get out of the door?
Starting point is 00:07:16 That's right. My boyfriend is seven inches thick and on the cut. If that's help. Do you want to have one? All right, well, this is a clearly a question for the game and in the room. I guess it has to be. Was the question, what was the questions like,
Starting point is 00:07:35 should I say, sloss, sex and love, addiction anonymous for Dildo? He's addicted to Dildo addiction. Is he stretching out his asshole with big Dildo's in a way that is detrimental to the pleasure of his partner? I think is the concern. Well, he's definitely stretching out a little tooth and, but.
Starting point is 00:07:55 He's a spiritual hallway. I guess go off and like, for a long distance relationship. How often are you really fucking and sucking? That's what I'm saying, he's not even having sex. That's why he's using the huge gildos together. So when Boyfriend comes into town or vice versa. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:13 The hole is a hole, I guess. I don't know. I'm also not that sexually active these days. Quite frankly. Ever. I've never had that. No, but like... I mean, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:08:25 like a, is like gaping whole, if you want a gaping whole, then just fucking have one. Are you mad, brother? Is it, what are we gonna do about this? Is stretching your butt hole similar to when you get like gauges? I think it does, it can bounce back. I don't think it bounces back quite much as a pussy.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Probably not. As a woman's perspective is, yeah, like, you're probably not, your elasticity is going to decrease as you get older, but not significantly, and you're probably not going to do that much damage. Yeah. My question to him not to be a contrarian is what makes him think he has a secure and managamous relationship of its long distance. Well, he probably doesn't.
Starting point is 00:09:09 There's no way. And also, and my, I mean, my advice to him is that he's probably fine for the time being, he's going to be like shitting in diapers by the time he's an old man, but that's fine. No, it's fine. Because like, I mean, listen, I've, you're old. What do you care? And like sometimes when you see like a gabe that's like, ah, it's an old man, but that's fine. Because like, I mean, listen, I've you're old, what do you get? And like, sometimes when you see like a gap that's like, it's like that candle over the other guy's hole just like
Starting point is 00:09:33 blown out. That's not big. I'm like, wait. It's like medically safe. Like, I don't know. I mean, your sector does lose elasticity over time. I think, your sector does lose elasticity over time. Regardless of your sexual practices, I think, just the normal wear and hair of age.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yeah. If you want a gaping hole, go for it. It seems like you want a gaping hole. Well, I'd also believe your boyfriend when he says it feels fine. Yeah, you know, I don't think you're a hallway, but I Think you he's an airplane hanger. I don't think so Maybe Conversion therapy. Yeah, have you tried getting married to a woman? And having pro creative sex. He's like 12 inch dildo, two inch diameter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Okay. That's sticky. Two, okay. And his boyfriend's seven inches in unkite. Not bad. Not a good for you, buddy. I kind of love for a fag though. Kind of love for a fag, yeah. Mid. No, it's, I mean like. It'll do.
Starting point is 00:10:58 There's so many times where I've been like, you know, I can generally tell like if a guy's gonna have like a huge dick. You think? I think there's, there's is gonna have a huge day. You think? I think there's a physiognomy check. I think there's absolutely no way to tell until it's too late. I, and sometimes men will really surprise you. It's not just a physical, I couldn't see it.
Starting point is 00:11:16 No, I could see a photo of someone and be like, bruh, bruh, bruh. But the way they carry themselves, they're like, sometimes just now. So I guess, did I have a question? No, it was like, sometimes I've been like actually like, I've like laughed out loud at how big of a dick. I've seen so many huge dicks. I'm like, no, that's so great. Yeah, because then you have a huge dick or like, do you guys see like monstrous cocks?
Starting point is 00:11:40 Do I have you? I have how many? I mean, it's rare. it's like the bell curve. The very small ones, the very big ones, or... How many monstrous cocks have you handled in your lifetime? What? Like no call, man. I mean, no comment.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I mean, the first one I saw though, I was a very tender age. I was like, she was tender age I was like 12 and it was monstrous a real monster like to diet co-cans stacked on top of you. Yeah. Yeah Ten and I'm like every time I'm still like I chuckle a little bit. I'm like that silly I know but then that's amazing because guys with huge cocks are usually like very arrogant and conceited So you can really like cut them down to size. I can't fit it anywhere. But imagine if you gave some guy a homelux. Or, um, and I'll get a list.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Next question, yeah. You guys own Dildo? Yeah, I've listened to it a long time. I have a listener and a patron. Everyone should subscribe to the Patreon if they're not. It's a government. Anyways, let me get to the love. I am a 24-year-old bisexual man.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I've never been in a relationship. I found myself way more targeted to women than men, but I have very gay tendencies. So I have to find someone who has very male tendencies. I don't know. Any advice on the topic would be super helpful. Do I just give up on most completely? Thanks. Bye. Girl, just be a faggot. Like you're you gay Gay tendencies But I'm really attracted to
Starting point is 00:13:41 You're feeling attracted to me? Yeah, like so much more than ever. Like, where should I just go away? I'm attracted to Liza Minnelli. I find her to be just the most sexist woman. Rosanne Bar is like so hot. Yeah, I'm so attracted to Hollywood starlets. The room where we're supposed to be. We recently got a bus. I'm attracted to the Hime Girls.
Starting point is 00:14:13 The way they did that dance in the Louis Vuitton ad. Oh, just the other still magnetic. Yeah. He should go to Slaough, because he's bisexual. Yeah. He sounds like a sex addict. Well, like, he's never been in a relationship. Yeah, but.
Starting point is 00:14:32 It's just weird to be like so faggy at 24 and still being like, I might like women. Yeah, especially in this day, and it's sure being gay is like totally cool and accepted. I know. Maybe he is. Well, because it's actually strained up on now that it's like, I'm not that clear.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I can't just be gay. You might just be gay. Maybe he's not gay. He just has an incredibly limfristered and lispy voice. Yeah, maybe he's just a... That's his cross to bear. He's gonna find a nice... Well, the weird part of the question is, should he be looking for male masculine partners because he has gay tend, it's like, just be gay. Yeah. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. I don't know if you have a lot of people. No instincts, yeah. When I was doing it this person's age was just getting as drunk as possible and kind of going home with whoever and just kind of seeing if I even survived tonight. Any ladies? No, I've actually never asked me on the plot if I've had sex with you. Really? I'd ask every gay guy that question, well, have you?
Starting point is 00:15:37 When I was 18 once. Mm. I was like a freshman in college. Yeah. I already told a couple of friends in high school like that summer, I was like, I'm gay. I already told a couple of friends in high school like that summer I was like, I'm gay. I was like on Molly like dancing to Alia and my friend was like, dancing like a chick.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I was like, I'm like, I'm gay. I'm just like, I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm just like, I'm not gonna be able to do that. I wasn't like North Carolina like a blue grass person like, house party like put on my high pot and played a little yet I was just like It was so high And that's when I first came out
Starting point is 00:16:13 I was like okay, I'm gay and then Facebook came out summer 2006 And I was like you have to like select like man woman straight gay and I was like Just right for right now. I'll see So you never hooked up with a woman or even a man I don was like, that's just straight for right now, and I'll see. So I'd never hooked up with a woman, or even a man. I don't know what you'd have with a guy. Yeah. He was making out with chicks.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I tried fingering girl and high school, and I couldn't figure it out. There's like a, the puns are evil. It's mysterious. But it's the love line. There's like a bone, like a pubic bone that I was not anticipating. I was kind of like, I'm like, am I going down on?
Starting point is 00:16:46 You have to tickle the bone. Oh. Yeah, it's a come-hither emotion. Anyway, so my best friend in my dorm floor was like, my girlfriend's got this like really hot like Christian girl coming. Which was like six feet tall, very pretty though. I was like, I can work with that height.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah, yeah. And I bought condoms. I was like, I'm not getting this bitch pregnant. I have like a 17-year-old. So, you know, they'd really make me drive. They'd make him drive me to this podcast.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Like, dad's getting drunk, okay. Okay, dad. He's like, let's go to 4 p.m. He's gonna be loaded. And I like didn't feel like any kind of intuition having sucks with a woman,
Starting point is 00:17:31 but then she told my friend that it was the best she ever had. I was like, No, gear right now, actually. Anyways, what was the question? You didn't have a question. It was bisexual. We're still in the bisexual. Let's take the next one.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah. Hi, my name is Bronzer's pernell. I am a 41-year-old braving in a band in homosexual. I have recently started telling men that I don't wanna put out unless we date first because I've given my pussy away for free for over 25 years. Here's the problem.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Oh God, I feel so fucked up saying this. What decent man is going to have me after everything I've been through? And if you let somebody's friends all have sex with you but you get to them and tell them that they have to wait, what man is going to sit there for that? Should I just start putting out again indiscriminately? Is he talking to a specific man? No, I think probably just generally, I just want to say, I don't know. Bront has personally what I do love him from afar.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I think he's so funny. He's such a genius. He's handsome. He's smart. And he's been to the Heather Jewel. He's a, you know, a beat. Funny. You're a beautiful man.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I do know where he's coming from though, because why are all these questions like about gay guys? Well, there's different ones. I didn't really like some sad checks, but yeah, I'm kind of in a place where I'm not like, really, hooking up with anyone unless, maybe I'm already out at like,
Starting point is 00:19:20 and it up by party and something happens, but I'm not, I'm not in the apps, not like, trying to suck and fuck, and it's a party and something happens. But I'm not, I'm not in the apps, I'm not like trying to suck and fuck and it's really difficult. Yeah. And there is no answer, it's just like a waiting game. Yeah. But I wouldn't be insecure about just like, if you fuck an entire friend group,
Starting point is 00:19:37 which like, like, you have a name, yeah. It's like all that's happening all the time. Mm-hmm. Um. And then the other guy, the one that hasn't been sucked in fucked yet, should maybe feel more special. And yeah, I don't know, maybe just like...
Starting point is 00:19:52 Your birthday, Bron. Absolutely. I hear where he's coming from, too, because when you're a gay man or a single lady getting on an age, it's very hard to not lose faith. Yeah. That you will find somebody. But I think you don't need to, I think trust your instincts and you don't need to like withhold sex because you feel like you're giving up something or you've given me your
Starting point is 00:20:19 pussy away for free. You're just like extending the pain because if somebody's like not going to be you They're not gonna be with you anyway even after you put out three weeks to Just get it out of the way and then someone will stick around yeah or on the bright side The silver lining is soon there's gonna be a whole-ass population of Single aging gay men and women so you'll never be I do think it's even hard to just find like a guy to have like a pleasant experience with it isn't just like about sex immediately
Starting point is 00:20:52 as a gay guy. Cause like, I would like to maybe, if you like meet someone out like organically, they're like, we're going home together. I'm like, okay, I got someone doing that. But then sometimes I'm like, no, that's just like exchange numbers. We'll talk tomorrow. That typically never goes anywhere. Even if you're on like, you know, Hayden or like Tinder, guys are just still kind of like,
Starting point is 00:21:15 let's like get drinks, but drinks means like, let's meet up at 10 p.m. and then like, have sex. I'm like, pitch pitch can we like? Happy hour at least knocking back to happy hour like have a two hour little go to bagel Spend go separately Oh my god That's like that's a good reference bagel Smith I don't even know to do we never like went to Metropolitan. Oh, do we? We've done we've definitely I'm so sorry
Starting point is 00:21:46 I've done the Metropolitan we did a little Smith on that Metropolitan line I photographed you Yeah, yeah, I'm a long time yeah, we love I don't leave the I'm a bug chaser so she has still as monkey box. And she wasn't vaccinated. One of the most disappointing things ever happened to me in metropolitan in like 2008.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I went up in there with some friends. Maybe Dan was, no, this is before Dan's time. And I had like a short haircut and was wearing like a fitted leather jacket and some guys were like, ooh he's cute. And then they're like, oh, it's a woman. Like Christian serial, no. Is that you, bitch?
Starting point is 00:22:36 I have one of your phone cases that I got at TJ Maddox. I don't have any good advice for Bront has because I think it is just a waiting game. And I mean, there's still like, people in the world with an open mind and an open heart and not lose faith. Yeah. But just so he knows, we all love him and think he's brilliant. I don't know Broncos at all, but I think he's a very special guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 And like, something good has to happen. Wait, you know, it's going to happen if we talk him up on this podcast. Period. Gay Guys will flood his. Gay Guys. Inbox. Something good has to happen. Wait, you know what's gonna happen? If we talk him up on this podcast, gay guys will flood his, gay guys inbox. Gay guys would like, just some nice intentions. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:23:13 We're faggags slightly less of the sinister variety than, well, yeah. I like books or stuff. Like gay guys, a bookish guy. We'll listen to anything we tell them to do. If we tell them to jump off a cliff. Gay guys, stop going to clan of stale. It's too crowded. I can't get a drink anymore. So hopefully that'll work. We'll do some viral marketing for roundhose.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Smart. Anyway, next question. Hey, ladies. I was just calling because I've been having some issues in my marriage. And I guess I have a question for Dr. Specifically as I am Catholic. And I have three kids and I had a affair. So they didn't go all the way. They went close enough. He made her orgasm and all that. So yeah, you guys did see the short.
Starting point is 00:24:14 And you can see the short. Obviously the fake says, make it work. I do love them. I know men cheat to stay. say but he part of me feels like I could be better um people on history too but I'll give it a try thanks she want a breath oh sorry wait who's cheating she's cheating, her husband's chair. Okay. They have three kids. They he didn't they didn't go all the way But he made he made this other woman orgasm, which I don't know why that was all the way detail He felt he needed to disclose to his wife
Starting point is 00:24:56 Ladies, the lander. I mean, it was like maybe over the phone like face I was No, I don't know but ladies here is a word of advice I don't know, but ladies here is a word of advice. When a man furnishes you with too many random details, he is lying. Totally, because like that's. And why that detail, that the other woman had an orgasm, that seems highly irrelevant and like hurtful.
Starting point is 00:25:23 But dance Catholic too, by the way. And easy to lie about how to keep your shoes in the bag and wave of where you are. Well, born Ukrainian Catholic. Wait, can I also just say this is very random, but if there's any like lovers out there, these socks I'm wearing, I wore when I was like, wait, when you're seven confirmation baptism,
Starting point is 00:25:44 or not baptism. Confirmation. To get the, what's the whole Eucharist? Why can't I think of this? The Wall. The Wall. Communion. And I still have these socks this day.
Starting point is 00:25:57 It's not kind of weird. Are those hillfinger? Yeah, it's weird. I feel like hillfinger's coming back. They're not threadbare, they're so well made. I didn't put like 30 years. That's insane. So what a good product.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Yeah, and Tommy Hilfberg is in my hometown. Okay, anyways though, the whole of this is, I think the orgasm plays into it because like he was admitting like guilt by being like, I must, you know, I did step out. I think there's a digital component to this that like, interesting. I think it's like a FaceTime thing.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Okay. That's what my intuition's telling me it could be wrong. I mean, okay, if it's like a digital affair, then she said they didn't go all the way, but they went far enough, which, well, he made her, or go, so. But like if he like finger blasts it or it is truck, like that's, she's kind of like being wishy walking for a while.
Starting point is 00:26:49 No, she's not giving us enough data to go on. Well, she's keeping it short and sweet. And also, I don't, an affair is a long-term extended thing, having a sexual encounter with somebody once is just cheating. Yeah, I think he'd be on that phone too much. Yeah, I think he'd be on that phone too much. Yeah, as a Catholic You have to stay What three kids three kids and she says she loves them
Starting point is 00:27:15 Mm-hmm. It sounds like they have a complicated past. I mean Catholics aren't allowed to get divorced period, but go on Oh, so glad my parents did though You could leave you could leave your husband. Upgrade to the $10 tier. But it sounds like if you love him, you should make it work because you have three kids and what are you going to do? Find another guy. You don't love as much as also going to treat on you like I don't
Starting point is 00:27:43 there's,'s, sorry. Not my wheelhouse, you know. I'm of the French persuasion, so I don't think that infidelity is necessarily a good deal breaker. And if you have good communication and love each other, you can work through it. I do think, I really do truly think that men cheat
Starting point is 00:28:02 to stay and women cheat to leave. Women typically cheat at the tail end of a relationship unless she's a real decrepit whore. men cheat to stay and women cheat to leave. Women typically cheat at the tail end of a relationship unless she's a real decrepit whore because they want a forced CSU, but they're more passive and they can't say to a man. What was the man cheated first though? Well, not always. Not always, not always, but they want the man
Starting point is 00:28:21 effectively to make the decision for them. But men generally, I think, can stay in a marriage with a woman they love for a very long time and step out on her and have it not really impact their feelings toward the women. I think you have to like identify whether your marriage is in trouble or whether he's just like bored. Or whether he's just like bored. Or whether he's just like bored. Or whether he's just like bored. It perks to the sky bring to the table. Yeah, three kids is so many. Yeah, but so many kids.
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's so many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well.
Starting point is 00:28:59 So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. So many kids as well. Yeah, imagine if we were all children, that's how many children this woman has. I'm going to be Catholic today. I respect your journey.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Thank you. I mean, I'm just answering because she has specifically a Catholic perspective. You can't, you can leave your husband, but you can never formally dissolve a marriage since it is sacramental. It has an alter boy who was randomly not molested, like, which is a high price day, figure it out in your hand. How'd you try to gay?
Starting point is 00:29:36 All those like beautiful frocks I was wearing every Sunday and trowards at a time. To theatrics, that's what I'd say. If it's not the molestation, it's the theatrics that I get to. And the drinking of wine when you're stuck. Because it was like, you had like the gold shells like wine in it and like the cubes of bread and it was like a man would put a cube of bread and wine in your mouth. Yeah, we did.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Why didn't anyone try to molest you? You were such a cute kid. I ain't. Oh my God, it was gorgeous, you know. I know I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:30:02 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't wish this, I wish I would uncover like a specific memory. It's like, oh, this is why I'm fucked up. It was like that prized at this time. Yeah, yeah. Fucked me. Not just like low grade trauma from like my family for 18 years.
Starting point is 00:30:19 But you know, we all get dealt to hand. What can you say? Play it as it may. No more stage though. Hmm. Hmm. What happens if he keeps cheating on her? She's still obligated to stay and eat shit for the rest of her life? No, I think he cheats again. She's not obligated to stay. I'm just talking very autistically about the sacrament of marriage. You know, technically if she left her husband and
Starting point is 00:30:44 the sacrament of marriage, you know, technically if she left her husband and Had another relationship she would be in Catholic terminology and adulterous But you Martin Scorsese he says Catholic he says you make a decision you decide how much sin you can live with Every and every person decides how much sin they can live with and how much they can tolerate. Yeah, I don't know about these like, weird. Spiritually and interpersonally and... Well, I can tolerate a lot of sin, so. There's a lot of like, dungeons and dragons rolls about Catholicism.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I've never even heard about it. So if you want to talk to the other person, it's getting worse like you have to. Yeah. Is Catholicism the most autistic religion, or is that Judaism? Judaism is the most litigious religion, and Islam is the most retarded religion. I think aspects of Catholicism are definitely autistic.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I think we came up with a funny concept for something when we were talking about pilots earlier and how there's no Jewish pilots Like planes. Oh, it meant TV shows. I was like guys guys are all Jewish people in Hollywood You guys notice this They're not yeah, they're in Hollywood and they're not in the friendly skies These Jews are not flying the plane. They're not up there. I don't know why. I don't know why either. But think of a Jewish pilot. Great comedy bit.
Starting point is 00:32:11 What a good. Mori. It's too cloudy. Oh, boy, babe. Oh, this show wings, but it's all June. Or like Jag. But this is June. There's a pilot for you. There you go. Subwrites itself. Hi guys.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Love y'all. 23, living in the big city and looking out for people and I like no guy once used a condom ever, literally ever. And I got so anxious because Anna talks about AIDS all the time. So I was just wondering, you guys make guys use condoms or like, what do you do? Honey handle. That. Thank you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Bye. I want to say something. If you're straight in your white, you can't get AIDS. First of all, you have an immunity today. Someone's never seen the movie kid. They, you know the story with kids. They had to. It's not once like 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I was like me too, but they totally wrote that whole moral arc and where Chloe gets AIDS because they needed to make it palatable and have like a moral lesson for audiences, but clearly it wasn't going to be there originally. You think? Deaf. I mean, Harmony Corinne wrote it. I kind of feel like the straight white girl gets the craziest thing that happened with sex.
Starting point is 00:33:41 I mean, we're the worst people to ask about condom use. I'm surprised that nobody uses condoms, but also not surprised. If a guy doesn't make you use a condom, that might mean he loves you and it might mean nothing, but if a guy makes you use a condom, he definitely doesn't love you and doesn't care about you and whatever. I'd say Ditto the other way to a Fagirl says to use a condom. I actually think it doesn't count as sex if you use a condom because you're not Technically like touching the inner walls
Starting point is 00:34:10 So that's how you she asked you are saying yeah, exactly How this can't use condoms ever They're not allowed to use contrast Babe Contrast option is a big no no. Orange, Diamond or Dildo. What is the question? I'm just speaking objectively,
Starting point is 00:34:33 but this isn't a Catholic question. This is, what was the question? It's like a woman wants to be taking love but it's like doesn't want these condoms and it's like okay, then I guess you, you're doing pull and pray and getting abortions or you're't want these condoms. And it's like, okay, then I guess you, you're doing pull and pray and getting abortions, or you're like gonna use condoms. Like it's not rocket science,
Starting point is 00:34:50 and like, yeah, you're gonna be rolling the dice. Otherwise, what's the pull out? It's the pull out, man. Yeah. You're not asking me that like bitch. It's, what's the pull out, man? What the hell? You can also track your cycle. You can do natural family planning, which is actually sanctioned by the Vatican to
Starting point is 00:35:11 calculate. I think the family planning stuff. Which I think shouldn't be allowed actually because you think you can trick God. Right, exactly. It's like, no, you're still doing contraception. But no loads refuse. The family stuff is the easy stuff. It's a it's a risking various STDs. I mean people like straight will literally like forget about STDs. Yeah like I don't want to get pregnant like do you want like don't a real syphilis? I heard that there was a new penicillin
Starting point is 00:35:49 Resistant strain of gonorrhea that a bunch of gay guys have is that true? I don't know He's not a man. I just like a thing. That's my lovely. We'd be in a meningitis Monkey pox. Yeah, right monkey pox But like my thing is it's like the, the gay guys that got Monkey Pogs, like all needed to get Monkey Pogs. Like no one I didn't know that God, it wasn't like, two sexually acts.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I'm like, yeah, you gotta take two weeks off from getting them Monkey Pogs. Two weeks, two weeks to slow the spread and they can't do that. They can't slow the spread. They can't slow the spread. Four years probably. I mean, that's what Anthony Fauci said about the early days of AIDS.
Starting point is 00:36:31 What? The Gays really hated it when all the doctors and clinicians came up in the bath houses and were like, can you guys just like take you, we? Yeah, I'm gonna miss you with Sam. Yeah. Yeah. Sam.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Um, did you get the monkey box back? Fuck no. with Sam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:37:20 Only I guess I was like hold off and also like one of my best friends I won't eat the nurse who's Silly a little to me like yeah, if you're not sucking and fucking like don't even fucking bother. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, monkey buck. If I don't know what it is, not getting a I don't think so true.
Starting point is 00:37:38 No, no, I'm not recommending it. I just, I was in interesting signal the gay guys that I was hoping like, does anyone know where I can get a welcome back? Yeah, I was like, they were like, they were like, really? Can you relax? It's two weeks to flatten the curve, stay inside, but in terms of like, sucking and flattening, like, no, I need to fuck tomorrow and I need a shot. I'm going to a gangbang tonight.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Going to the basement, knock down center, right? You were there. Knocked up center. I like knocked up center. knockdown center I'm the fucking hunter I can't Knockdown that club Frank Ocean's arrow this party Okay, what do we tell this girl? No one wants to use condoms because their growth and an aberration
Starting point is 00:38:33 and just choose your partner's wisely. Yeah, I mean, I try not to pluck someone that I think I can't. I think a condomless life is the right way to live, but you gotta like grow up and figure out how to make that happen. Yeah. And it might involve having a sexual partner that you trust. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:55 You might be a little more exciting. You know, but I get, yeah, I was a young one. Yeah, we've all been there for sure. Next question. Hey, what's up, Anna in the Dasha, my show. I got a pretty simple problem. I don't know if it's a problem, but my wife, no, 10 years, she's a heavy,
Starting point is 00:39:21 daddy, daddy, fetish, rather. So she comes always to a daddy fetish. And I'm not talking like, like daddy is more like dad. Like turn the lights off, read me a bedtime story, go out for an hour, come back, and you know, it's like, it's, again, it's beyond daddy it's more of that. And that by itself is really a problem.
Starting point is 00:39:56 You know, I mean, it is every single time she's the I libido, we have sex pretty much every day, 10 years, and it's pretty good. But every single time she comes, which is every time we have sex, which is pretty much every day, 10 years, and it's pretty good. But every single time she comes, which is every time we have sex, which is pretty much every day, it's straight up to this dad, daddy fetish. And we were on vacation recently, like with her dad, and there was this brief moment
Starting point is 00:40:21 that would just kind of flash over me when I was with them where I was like, I don't know what the right word is, I don't know if like, jealous, vicious, I don't know, it was almost the feeling of being in the same room as like your, your girl's like X you know which is completely stupid I've asked her many times has it ever happened etc. she said no but like it I have a Um, because of this so I don't know if you have any advice. Thanks, right?
Starting point is 00:41:07 Uh You got a clock her dad Like there's always like some information left out like is the dad hotter than you Good question like is the dad doubt like Stone Cold Steve Austin? Is he like, I don't know. Stone Steve Austin. Cold Stone Steve Austin.
Starting point is 00:41:31 It's very funny. Yeah, I don't know. I need to kind of build a kind of imagine visually what's going on a little bit more. I know. I mean, I'm interested in your relationship. Yeah, going out for an hour. I know, it's like, do you like for cigarettes? I was trying, I was in here. I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here. I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here. I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here. I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm in here.
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Starting point is 00:42:02 I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. during your four play where you have to go out and sit in your car for an hour. Just drive to the convenience store to get some cigarettes and a carton of milk and never come back. Yeah. That's really good for you, Bob. Yeah. We did miss a part in that where the part of the four plays like leaving.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, he has to leave for an hour. And like, well, I don't know. He really probably embellished the moving dramatic. Okay. But there's, yeah, there's, I think it's not, I think, you know, I don't think she wants to fuck her dad. I don't either. I think there's other Freudian things going on. She's like, buying time.
Starting point is 00:42:37 He kind of, he made a point to say, it's not like a daddy thing. It's like, dad. Yeah, she likes to do, like, what's it called? Like adult infantilization roleplay or whatever, which is less, yeah, I will say about her actual father. I think you should put that out of your mind if you can. And more about how she wants, you know, for various psychosexual reasons to feel like a child or
Starting point is 00:43:12 parented to achieve sexual gratification, but I don't think it has to do necessarily with her actual real doubt. So there's two separate things going on at this point because she has this whole elaborate fetish ritual that she needs to get off. And also now he's gotten a complex because of it and can't be in the same room. That's what I figured it out. It's not the dad that Mossett or it's the mom. He should be the dad out.
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Starting point is 00:43:46 You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out.
Starting point is 00:43:53 You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out.
Starting point is 00:44:01 You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. You should be the dad out. if it was the mother, someone maybe molested and maybe part of the fantasy is having like this dad that protects you and that's like there's some infrastructure there that she's building to be able to come because of some, I don't know, we don't know these people. I mean, maybe if they've been together for 10 years and they have a stable and happy marriage, he could broach the topic.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Yeah, I mean, I've like known you guys for 10 years. and they have a stable and happy marriage. He could broach the topic. Yeah, I mean, I've like known you guys for time. I was it not been like, yo, like what's up with you? Yeah. I talk about everything with my partner. Like I compulsively bring up everything that makes me even slightly uncomfortable. You know, it's all out there.
Starting point is 00:44:43 I don't know how you get to 10 years and not bring that. That is very wild, yeah. Maybe I have a convo, yeah. Try some basic communication with the wifey. I think couples therapy is a great idea. And a great show on. And do that show on Showtime. Orna, what's her name?
Starting point is 00:45:03 Orna is an... Yeah, love that show. Orna Caution. Yeah. I would be a good couple, sir. You would absolutely be great. You would love this show too, this one was great. So you do great.
Starting point is 00:45:14 You need to get an o-sampic and boop, you gay. Yeah. Case, well. That'll be $1,000. With the men, it's kind of always about the mother, though, and women too, and the dad is kind of like, no. My hottest take is that daddy issues are fake. There's only mommy issues all the way down the line
Starting point is 00:45:32 through and through. Everyone has mommy issues. Daddy issues are a red herring. They're a fog operation for the real damage. They're a secondary effect of having mommy. Because children are more connected to the mother. Obviously, yeah, I tend to agree. I tend to agree. And with men, it's horrible. They all have mommy issues every single one of them. Mm-hmm. Early childhood development is just a minefield. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:01 But no, I suggest couples therapy and then like get an expensive one if you can Yeah, I'm not like adverse to therapy, but I would rather just like be in a couple going to couples therapy Because like My can like it's so boring like all I do is The same I'm by myself. Yeah, I can over at. And the couples therapist is a nice buffer in between you and your partner. Yeah, and then like the issues that relate to other people, which I think are more important than my relationship
Starting point is 00:46:32 to myself, because I'm like, decently sorted out upstairs. You're doing that. I think I know. I'm just like, you know, black out drunk of five in the outroom now. I'm actually not that good. Who has black out drunk at five in the out-channel. I'm not that bad. Who has time to think about yourself when you're black? I don't want to think about it anymore, so couples therapy, I think, is a great.
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's really good advice, too. But spend, spend, spend. Yeah, no. You got to pay any price. Yeah, buy your, you tried buying a huge dill, though. 12 inches. 12 inches. Next question. Yeah, so I'm trying to get my boyfriend to brush his teeth
Starting point is 00:47:18 and go to the dentist. He hasn't been in literal years. And his brother's teeth are like sputting like almost gone basically and And I'm like do you really want to end up like your brother and don't think he cares What do you what advice do you guys recommend and know I will not be breaking up with him? Period, Beth. You like I'm gonna ask you to break up with it. Dentistry's a sham. I've been going to a dentist.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I am about to turn 35 next week. I've not been to a dentist since I was 19. Yeah, what are we doing? Yeah, Virgo season. Yeah, for your birthday. Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of having drinks casually on Friday at... Don't.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Don't. Because people actually... Docks us, babe. Yeah. actually on Friday at what I want to say in the bar because people actually doxas, babe. Yeah. It's weird also being on the podcast that people actually listen to my my listeners the last year. It's been like, what's the opposite of linear growth? Dullin your growth is like not good. Linear decline.
Starting point is 00:48:22 But I think you're having in Manhattan because Okay, cool. The eye. So you have just like, you know, I typically do it in Greenpoint where I live. Yeah. In love. But it's like no one really wants to go there and it's a little hard to.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to leave the island. And I like to leave for me. Literally totally get it. Um, and I want to feel a little, you know, I mean, look at like a cosmonautically. And part of getting older is that the birthdays become less about you and more about your friends. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Yeah. And, you know, I'm turning 35, which is like a number that seems. It's something that's all number. But I never, I mean, the bars I'm thinking of aren't really, you know, all that. Like, it'll be very convenient for, I just want a lot of people to come together. My beautiful, yeah, we'll be there. So how do we get this girl's boyfriend? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I don't think he should go to the dentist. The dentist is. But he's like his teeth are falling out of his face. It sounds like they're just like a ranger. It sounds like he needs to brush his teeth and not should consider him to be a lost thing. Oh wait, get him. What kind of tooth brush does it you guys use?
Starting point is 00:49:35 Normal, just regular, yeah. Like electric or normal. Okay. I have one that I love. I don't know what the, I mean, it's not electric. It a lecture I could. I used to buy them at this grocery store in Bushwick, but it's like the size of a small spoon where all the brushes are. So you're getting parts of your gums, you didn't even know, needed
Starting point is 00:49:57 brushing and I feel bigger bristles. just start putting things in a form that would like maybe Just tell him straight out brush your teeth. Boop. I feel like she probably has tried Resist I'm not leaving him. He's like that's my kind of girl Men are retarded like straight man So you have to like gamify and or sexualize it for them. Yeah, you should give him a blow job Every time he brushes his teeth. That's that's so good. We're like, well my dad used to brush his teeth And I have a daddy man. Yeah, okay blow job every time he brushes his teeth rusty trombone if he goes to the dentist
Starting point is 00:50:43 Not every time he has to brush his teeth for three days straight, then he get head, then if he brushes teeth for it. Like, no, it's like kindergarten class. Like a gold star, it's like he brush your teeth on a puzzle, and then he's like, you can fuck a woman of your choosing. If he brushes teeth. Okay, he gets anal if he brushes teeth twice a day
Starting point is 00:51:04 for seven days. Twice? I don't even, twice a day. I do once a day. I he brushes teeth twice a day for seven days twice. I don't even twice I do once a day. I've never done twice a day. You what? I never brush my teeth twice a day. Morning only Morning only yeah, what's the what's the point? I don't always I'm drunken alone and like scared at night I'm gonna brush Yeah, I don you good up a brush. I'll put this in my mouth. Oh my god. Yeah, brush him good before you go to sleep. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Loser. No. Yeah. Then you guys, I brush my teeth twice a day. And then often I have red wine. After I do it the second time, so many teeth get stained, anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I brush. I'm mostly brush twice a day. Oh, OK, well, no. Okay, everyone's doing that to me. I thought we were once a day people. But I totally understand the impulse not to brush it. I've never had a cavity, again, don't go to the dentist. How to wisdom, truth, grow in recently. How's that going for you? Gone, pain, gone, just to do it.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Ripped it all to myself. Yeah, no, it's like poking out. I hope it makes my teeth a little more crowded. Like a child. You got a girl? How's that going for you? Gone, pain, gone, gone, gone, gone. Ripped it all to myself. Yeah, no, it's like poking out. I hope it makes my teeth a little more crowded. Like a child. No, you got a girl. Get a guy that tucked out though. No, I'll be called like nerve and brain damage.
Starting point is 00:52:13 It's fine. I know, we're kind of wear old teeth are gone yet. I have an impacted wisdom teeth and I've never gotten them pulled and it's fine. Why do you think she so wise? Is this the same? It's also the red Stirboss guys as you have like literal
Starting point is 00:52:27 brain into your I bought eight copies of the New York past with Trump on it. I don't know. I'm gonna iron them. Do you want a copy of the New York from Donald Trump?
Starting point is 00:52:42 I surprised you about eight of them. It's like maybe two. It's a little long. No, I bought them because I anticipated that all my scrub ass friends were going to want a copy. And did. Well, I mean, one to Dasha. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I couldn't get out there. I just don't like to hoard. They're not for me personally. I'm not that mentally ill that I would buy a copy for myself. Come on. Come on. I bought two. One, as the main thing.
Starting point is 00:53:04 We've even had it in out two. Huh? And the second is collateral. So you've handed six of them out so far? No, I have seven of them. I gave them a doubt. You're like the town cryer and times girl like, here you are. Here you are. You're like, you're a little
Starting point is 00:53:16 New Zealand. You're a mug shot. A mug shot. Look how good he looks. So. Ah. Did you think the mug shot looked exactly what your thought was gonna look like though? Like the Grinch.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah. It looked like that Pepe, that Dosh. In my mind it was like either it's gonna be so fierce or like smiling, but like he wouldn't smile. He wouldn't smile. There's too much to take in the future of America. Yeah. And I was like, he fucking nailed it.
Starting point is 00:53:40 He served. Not even like centered in the frame, it's kind of like off. It's like, what kind of camera do they take these mug shots on? That's what I want to know. Because I want to get some new head shots. You want one. That's what you had shot.
Starting point is 00:53:51 That was like, how? I was like, if Warhol was alive, just like, my god. My god, truly. Elvis Presley going like, Pupi, Pupi, it was cool. Yeah, we think you get a lot of this. I got some of the Nana's apartment to show you.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And there's a lot of them. Yeah, very we're wholly innovative. Collage the- I'm surprised about like in like the baby- wait, the door is- are they in like framed in like the babies? Yeah, maybe I'll do that all frame- To the tips of them. Yeah, a pop bar.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Yeah, a pop bar. Collage. Did he answer the question? Yes. We said to bribe him with sex. Yeah, definitely. OK, next. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Go. I need to be too. OK, I do want to smoke a cigarette. Yeah, let's smoke a cigarette. OK, pause. I'm recording again. Dan's unbuttoning his pants. He's had a rock. He's had a rock. You know the pregnant lady trick?
Starting point is 00:54:50 What? The... What? For your pants. Okay. When the pants are feeling a little too tight, like when you've had a big meal or about to have a big meal, you get like a scrunchier rubber, and tie it around the button and the belt loop.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And then you have some stretch. Yeah, but your pants aren't fully on button, so you're not going to have a Jeffrey tube in my mouth. I'm frozen in terror. I can fit into my pants. I'm just like, you're getting comfortable. And these are kind of stretchy too. So I just I'm just like, you're feeling, you're getting comfortable. And these are like kind of stretchy too. So I just want to be like really.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Dan is going to try his luck with some leading. Yeah. Should I? Yeah, you feeling comfortable ready to take some more questions? Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Anna and Dasha. I'm a really big fan, but my question is very short.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I just want to know your opinions or your stance on destiny and faith and whether or not love is stated and the people we need, need musicals to meet, etc. Thank you, loving guys. Kind of an evergreen question. I think of course, say is a matter of faith. It's the rational thing to do to choose to have faith. Whether that's religious faith or spiritual faith or whatever you want to call it. It's kind of irrational to be like a bitter, soap and howl-orean. Because the peasant is sufferstice. Yes. Well also as Nietzsche says, you must, a more faulty, you must love your fate. That's the really tricky part, is that you have to love whatever happens to you.
Starting point is 00:56:54 I love that. You have to accept it. Yeah. And live with an understanding of an eternal recurrence that it will happen over and over and over through many like Lives and dimensions and stuff. Yeah, I am 100% believe in destiny and faith I'm in my heart of hearts. I'm like I'm making some decisions here and there But I'm like something like my life kind of already happened. I'm just kind of like witnessing it in a way and yeah I mean is literally like slowly losing face.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I don't mean that in like an overly negative or pessimistic. No, I didn't take it that way. Also, we're earth signs. So it's harder for us to have face. Losing faith is like, it's okay to let go of just circumstances. And it's not that things become like overly like bitter, pessimistic. It's just that you become more like realistic and pragmatic as you age and you're like,
Starting point is 00:57:50 okay, like I can predict already how this is going to end, so I'm going to avoid it, but sometimes you just have to, you know, jump into it and go for it. Totally. Yeah. I mean, water sign here, chiming in. Blond woman. Yeah, there's definitely a chosen blonde. Yeah, my chosen,
Starting point is 00:58:09 I don't know. You're chosen, yeah. You're so you don't believe in destiny if you dye your hair. Wow. I know, I believe the new real hair color will continue to grow. What's the, I'm afraid of like a what's the line by line?
Starting point is 00:58:30 What's the line by line? I'm like a champ's favorite is the prepared mind. What fortune favors the bold? Fortune favors the champ's favorite the or the block favors the prepared mine. Luck is a combination of being
Starting point is 00:58:48 prepared and retarded. And retarded. Wait, no, yeah, it's like. Yeah, there's luck luck is exploration. Success in the needle. Does it go through the eye of camber?
Starting point is 00:58:59 Camber will go through the needle. We're all kind of blonde in this moment. But I believe in destiny. I believe there's a master plan. Yeah. Yeah, I believe we have some modicum of freewill, but ultimately The prophecy will be fulfilled. I think it's luck is when six or Preparate now preparation when you take success is when you take prep Successes preparation
Starting point is 00:59:24 Your life will really open up, and your liver will definitely thank you. Prep, success is preparation meeting luck. I think, that's it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't have the opportunity to serve. No, I don't think it's,
Starting point is 00:59:39 I think it's like, ah, I think I'm right. No, I think we're missing a different word. It's like success is when like, I'm not even involved. The harder I work, the luckier I get, Larry Bird. That's all blonde man. Success is a great way of doing it. We got to figure out what the stupid quote is.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Luck is what happens when a preparation meets opportunity. This was said by a renowned Stoic philosopher. Larry Bird. That's what I was getting at. Yeah. Yeah, it's literally, it's chance favors a prepared mind, yeah. Favorite, you have to be also... You have to... You have to be a favor. You have to be a favor. What a manifest. Definitely manifestations you, especially your own a right-winging butterfly.
Starting point is 01:00:38 I think it matters for a man to love. The only way it works is if both parties have faith. Can I argue without? Just any. OK. Next. Let's do next, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Hello. Hi. I'm Carol Loveline. You can message after the beep. I'm not calling it, I have something painless, terrible to admit. I don't even know, I should be asking for advice on this or what. Maybe more, I'm just telling somebody or admitting it to something, somebody. But I'm 23. I have a 23 year old girlfriend, Japanese.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Maybe that's too much information already. I've been seeing, over the probably past year, I've been seeing dom the probably past year i've been seeing dawns pro-doms uh... and they've been doing fucked up shit to me six foot two uh... bazillion checks throwing me down flights as fair as beating me up uh... stunk in my head and toilet scoomy swirlies stuff like that uh...
Starting point is 01:02:04 the problem and i don't know it's and I haven't told many people and I don't know if I should be doing the single or keeping it I don't know. I don't know. This is good. I Mean it's I don't know if I should tell I mean, I don't want to tell. I'm not gonna tell my girlfriend But I should I stay with my girlfriend? I would I mean Yeah, no, I mean, I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to do a way. Yeah, that's, that'd be a single guy doing this. Or just keep it on the low key like some kind of a lead die. It goes as he's as mysterious.
Starting point is 01:02:44 And it's got kind of a swag to it. Alright, that's all. Sophisticated. I have no problem with his life style. No, no, no, no, separate. Yeah, you know his docile Japanese girlfriend isn't. She could be his dumb if he wanted him to, but he doesn't.
Starting point is 01:03:07 But the real question, the real question, he's asking is whether he should stay with his girlfriend or dump her. Stay with her. And I think he really wants to dump her. That's the subtext I'm getting. But no, he's just gonna look for the same exact version of her and he's still gonna keep getting thrown down stairs
Starting point is 01:03:23 and getting swirly. Yeah, getting water-borted. I live at Guantan about a 23-year Japanese girlfriend. She does it now, but I actually like it. I juries out for me on weather and not he wants to leave his girlfriend. He sounds sincerely ambivalent. Do you think he's hot? Either he's very ugly or rich and hot.
Starting point is 01:03:49 I don't even care about that. I see the way that young people think from a mile away. And they're always making problems where none exists. But you do, you keep on going. You seem to be doing just fine. This is not a question Here's okay. I guess twenty three and can afford these services which are not cheap No, especially not a very right thrown down stairs So he's rich and bored he's he's an adrenaline has the means I think he certainly seems that way sure
Starting point is 01:04:27 Peach I thought that said pro choice I mean maybe he's been with his girlfriend for a year. I think like it's okay to maybe tell her like hey I don't know I 50 shades of gray I have a new shoulder Unconventional It's so funny. I said that on my pod laterally Unconventional desires is a good name for a podcast. I think that like
Starting point is 01:05:04 If like I was dating a guy. I wouldn't like, if like I was dating a guy, I wouldn't like it to be a surprise that he's been doing this all. The biggest. It's dragged me. I would be like, okay, cool. Like you have, like my, whatever makes you happy,
Starting point is 01:05:21 it doesn't make me, like in a relationship I don't need everything to circumnavigate me. It's like if you have the desires to get shoved on the stair, I could probably do it, but I also get why you'd want to ask for that.
Starting point is 01:05:37 I'm sure. Yeah. As long as he's good to me, I'd be like, yeah, go on. If you want to get shoved down the stairs, you want somebody to have a first aid kit on hand. I just like, I wouldn't really want to do it myself. What?
Starting point is 01:05:53 Like shove a boyfriend down the stairs. I could. I could. It's like a, it's like a superimposed. I definitely could. I know, but it's like, I don't want to introduce any violence to her. I would prefer not to be shoved down the stairs myself personally.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Right. Easy. Yeah. Normal. Yeah. That's not a thing. That's a good boundary. It's not my king.
Starting point is 01:06:16 Yeah. But I do think after a year you have to, like, I don't like, I would never want to keep secrets from anyone I've been seeing for that long. I think it's wrong to do that. Quite, that's where I'm coming from. Tell her if she's like, oh, I don't know. Yeah, and Japanese women are doll-side-in-cars. Or they're like, you know, I think they have the capacity to be vicious as well. Yeah, might turn around. Yeah, she might roundhouse kick you in the face and knock down the stairs. Oh, my caroteneer. Master Sun, I've been
Starting point is 01:06:43 thinking about this. I'd like to hold you. Maybe she'll hold a samurai sword I'm a vampire. Master Sun, I've been thinking about this. I'd like to hold you. Maybe you should hold a samurai sword up to your throat. I'm a poorie. You're so hot. I'm very hot, man. I'm very hot. You might get a kill bill situation, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:56 You could see, yeah, I like all that. It's like, it's like, it's just beginning. I'm like, very excited for this. You could have your desires. You could have your desires. No. Or you think so hot. Why are you thinking so hot? No, okay, now I'm gonna eat like lives like I'm gonna have your desires. He's like so hot. Why do you think he's so like,
Starting point is 01:07:05 no, okay, now I'm gonna like live like, mmm, abroad. No, in like Texas has like long hair, balding and like fucking, I found this Japanese girlfriend, she's not that hot and he's like, cause like, I mean a lot of dominates is like I've never really heard of like,
Starting point is 01:07:22 the pushing down the stairs. Sounds extreme. Most of the pushing down the stairs. Sounds extreme. Most of the shit I hear is you come over to their house and they make you do chores, wash their dishes. You're cleaning lady. The dungeons they work on, they make a bunch of money. Yeah, and they do whip you and stuff like that. And there are stairs down to most space ones.
Starting point is 01:07:38 I should become a dominatrix so I can get guys magic crazy or my wall. Yeah. You've already figured out the pop if you don't want to vote for thrombie you'll never look at you you
Starting point is 01:07:50 you cranium rhythms god next next question, yeah. Yeah, we have a lot to get there. Hi, Anna Dasha. I hope you're well. I hope you guys hear this. My question is, how do you be more accepting of your boyfriend, a past?
Starting point is 01:08:22 So, to clarify, he is a straight man or queen, but he ties Jacek's with a lot of men. He's a bottom, it's that development. He's a lot older than I am, so he has more experience naturally, but it's still something I have a difficult time coming to terms with. I guess I just feel like what if I can't provide, you know, what if he's like, well, I don't know. I need your help. Thank you. Bye. Love you.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Something you think that 12-inch dildo off the hands of the first scholar and it's a work, bitch. Bottom? Bottom is all a lot. Okay, so. What? Do you have any night time? I'm thinking this through and I'm a person who's basically constitutionally conservative to the extent that I'm highly
Starting point is 01:09:29 open-minded but also have a very strong disgust reflex. Mm-hmm, yes. In gay sex is, yeah, it's disgusting. Well, no, I'm into gay sex. I'm into guys having a crush. It's a cross-conout contaminating-ish thing. Yes, and like, I watch gay porn sometimes, I'm into it. Do you?
Starting point is 01:09:47 Yeah. Do you know any gay porn stars? I don't. Mm-hmm. But I do be watching like weird slots. I don't watch gay porn. I don't watch gay porn. Right, of course, I'm sorry, even now.
Starting point is 01:09:56 So like me, what I would be worried about is not like wondering if you could measure up or worrying about his proclivities, I would just be worried about like the STD's no offense. Oh my god no that's not what I said. No, but it seems like it wasn't just like he had a few gay encounters. It seemed like he was gay. He lived his life as a gay man, but then you have to ask yourself why is he straight now? He's like a bottom. Yeah. He's a bottom. So he might be a man of the to be he might not even be gay. Sing. Maybe he's newly Catholic like Dasha. I say he's on the straight straight mirror. He's having
Starting point is 01:10:30 premarital. So yeah, it sounds like her big anxiety is that he's closeted. But then why would he be dating her again in this day and age. It's totally falling. Celebrated to be like seven billion people on this earth, like some of the whole thing. It's like, maybe, it's not. I have an Indian too. I have an Indian.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Most of them are bisexual. And most of them are like, no Indian trans women. Have you ever. No, there are, Dan. There's, who? The Dancing Girls of Lahore. There's a whole Pakistani, but there's a whole tradition. there's a whole tradition in America is like a famous well there will be there's I don't think there are but I'm arguing what I call that
Starting point is 01:11:22 here's a guy but yeah we'll see yeah no, there's a whole tradition of men in Indian Pakistan who live their lives as women, work mainly of prostitutes, and are like, actually, lady boy. Yeah, they're like trans, but they have male genitalia, and it's like something that's kind of accepted and people look the other way, but it exists. Well, just like in America, like trans women of color is like a huge thing.
Starting point is 01:11:47 And I'm like, we haven't found in like Indian people like one six of the world's population. Yeah, but but Indians have a very, I hear you kind of like conservative traditional culture. And as they become more assimilated into the American way of life, best believe there will be a lot of a. Sure. And a different like...
Starting point is 01:12:05 Right, like there's lady boys in Thailand but they don't have the same... There's so many cultural factors where they don't have the same like... They don't identify necessarily as trans, they identify as this like secret third thing or whatever. It's like a fifth or sixth or like... Or ninth thing now. It's like six arms. Yeah. Oh. or like, or ninth thing now. It's like, six arms. Yeah. Oh, multi-tasking woman.
Starting point is 01:12:30 What was the question? Should she be worried about her boyfriend's gay past? He's much older than her. This is a very confusing situation. I really don't get it, Clay Franklake. Yeah. I mean, I guess my oyster is that she has to like also identify what she wants in life. Like,
Starting point is 01:12:49 does she want to have like, does she want to get married and have a family? If that gay guy said, then forget the fact that he's gay. He's too old. Like, he's going on. Yeah, we don't know how old he is. And you know, maybe like, you know, his preferences have shifted over time from being a like cox-like enemy. People are interesting and complicated. They surprise me every day. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:13:15 I'm just saying, listen to this is how it sounds to us. So do that what you will. I also think like, I guess it's easier to come to terms with your boyfriend being a top rather than a bottom. Definitely. how will you well? I also think like, I guess it's easier to come to terms with your boyfriend being a top, rather than a bottom. Definitely. It's also less. Diseases that way.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Okay, well, it's not about the diseases and it is for me. Well, I had skabies, not an STD, but... Honestly, crabs are way easier to get rid of than... Skabies isn't hard to get rid of. It's just you have to put a pesticide cream on your body and... You're entire body of that. Your entire body and then it takes weeks for the eggs or crabs and skabies essentially the same thing. They're like a little pest that lives on your skin. Yeah, as well as in your skin. Yeah, crabs are outside of the skin. Crabbs are on your pubes.
Starting point is 01:14:09 I thought that I, here's things like I had, we in Provincetown. No, like I hadn't had sex in like three months. I was like, damn, my only pubes are like really itchy. And I had had bed bugs like a year before that. I saw this little bug. They were incubating. And that was like, oh my God, do I have bedbugs kind of?
Starting point is 01:14:26 I was like freaking out. And I saw the tiny little bug and I was like, wait, this looks like a crab. No, wait, they actually look like crab. They look like micro scopic crabs. That's so cute. Okay, it's cute until I was like, oh wait, oh, crab. I was like, the STD crabs need pop in my mind.
Starting point is 01:14:44 I'm like, it seems like such a 90s thing. I was like, I do like, what wait, crap. I was like, the STD crabs need pop in my mind. I'm like, it seems like such a 90s thing. I was like, I do like, what do crabs look like? I was like, yes, I'm crabs, I'm in bedbugs, I'm crab. I looked in my fucking pews and like, I don't know you call it. There was a lot of fucking pews. I walked around the corner to like, Dwayne Reed, got some like shampoo, one day, take care of.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Damn. Crab's. Crab's. Crab's. Crab's. Sorry. Man, I derailed. But this is like, you know,
Starting point is 01:15:14 through the sexual health of Claria is something the theme that's coming up again. It's welcome to health class. Yeah, crabs. Not that big of a deal. It's also like when's the last time you heard of someone getting crackled. It was like a big joke when you're like in the...
Starting point is 01:15:25 Yeah, there's really no... I mean, let's be real. There's really no STD to put the minds of young people to rest. That's really a cause for concern anymore. Like all the bacterial ones, like gonorrhea, chlamydia, ebony, but eminently treatable. Neusurvy. Herpes and HPV
Starting point is 01:15:45 Sock but you can live with them aids is no longer a death sentence. Yeah, like what's the worst aids is the worst one Well Getting like a maybe like a symptomless Climidia and actually that makes you infertile It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff.
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Starting point is 01:16:21 It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. It was like posting like these like Instagram stories of like these like grids of like data and there's literally no data on them. It was like no. Like yeah, so COVID right now is as bad as it was in like the summer of 2021.
Starting point is 01:16:35 I'm like, okay, so I remember not being bad then. Yeah, so it was like fake and random. I don't know anyone. Oh my God. Oh, next question. Next question. Next question. Next question. Hi, I'm Anand Dasha.
Starting point is 01:16:51 I thought daughter. Is that Nikola? No. Anand Dasha. Gay son or thought daughter? A great thought experiment. I've already answered this question in an exchange that I had on Now X with Radfem Hitler.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Yeah. Either way, I would love them and we would have a lot of fun. But a preference. Gun to your head, you got to choose. Gun to add. Don't care. Cognostic. Don't care. We eachostic. Don't care.
Starting point is 01:17:25 We each have to answer this question. We have to say. I obviously... I have an answer. You have to have an answer. I would prefer... You want a gay son. I'd prefer a gay son, but I wouldn't be devastated by thought daughter neither are like
Starting point is 01:17:37 of such intense significance to me. I will say as a thought daughter was a little hard on my dad. It was. Yeah. I mean, I was a thought daughter and look how we turned out. I would have thought daughter was a little hard on my dad. It was, yeah, I mean, I was a thought daughter and look how we turned out. I would have thought daughter. Well, because you're a guy, we as girls want a gay son
Starting point is 01:17:53 because we want like a Peter Brown. It's a true, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. I would be like, I don't know who you are. We share clothes and then he dies of a fat overdose of 23. I'm just, if I was a gay guy having a gay son, he would like be like rebellious.
Starting point is 01:18:06 You guys would have to look exactly. Yeah, like, let's genetic in it. How did I stay out of his room? And I, like, I just don't know if I could do that. Um, no. Oh, no. But I'm just like, I'm gonna like, he doesn't mean in Sass,
Starting point is 01:18:18 he means he would be snooping as a concerned parent. But I'm sure that he wasn't gonna take like a doing drugs. Or a gay teen like theater and like I haven't watched this leave. Yeah, like yeah for me for me. Yeah, I'm gonna take thought daughter to brandy Melville Yeah, this is where it's good to broadcast Yeah, there you go. You know, you guys might be one of them. It also there's degrees right there's like you know you don't want to I Think gay son vastly preferable to like,
Starting point is 01:18:45 irredeemable thought daughter. Not just like a normally slutty, like actually active teen, but like, you know, hard core. Like a decrepit black hole void hooker. Yeah, exactly. Preteen gay son teen thought daughter. Cute.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Smart, cute. Yeah. Well luckily why I'm sorry. Cute, cute. Yeah. Well luckily it'll probably transition and you can have both. You don't have to choose these. Yeah. It's like you need to ride home. You start off with the gay son that you get the thought daughter. So pick up.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Mm-hmm. That's sweet. I just want grandkids y'all. Well, thought daughters about the easier path to that. Thought daughter, yeah. You know, you're gonna get that asymptomatic strain of chlamydia and like, torpedo her fertility.
Starting point is 01:19:32 You could be a young mother with a thought daughter. True, a young grandmother. I have a mom out there. Yeah, you're like a 52 year old girl. Wait, when Anna finds out she's a grandmother one day, we gotta be be on alert. I don't know if like you, what are you gonna do?
Starting point is 01:19:48 I don't know, detonate the vest. Why, why? Why, you think she's so attached to her? What are you? I mean, it was like, was like 14 or 15 knocked up a girl, and you be like a grandmother like 40. Like 82. I would accept it. What, I don't care. What would you do if you found out your kid had Down syndrome because now
Starting point is 01:20:09 There are very advanced sophisticated tests that will tell you like whatever 20 weeks into the pregnancy Yeah, they can do anything we can do 100% would keep it Like what are you gonna do? Give from God anyway, I accept all Retarded and annoying children. Next fucking question. What is that? It ends as a dog. I'm so glad you're doing a love line because I desperately need your help. I'm a repeat caller. I called back two years ago as a guy. You would not remember, but I
Starting point is 01:20:38 had lost my leg and an accident. I did a question whether I could ever date again. It really helped me. It helped my confidence a lot. I got into whether I could ever date again. And it really helped me help my confidence a lot. I got into a series of the relationships after that. And things went really well. But then they did not go so well. I broke up with the girls with and eventually I got tied up with this matchmaker, who would match make me with these Ukrainian refugee girls. And so that's what I've been doing for the last six months. I just came back from a trip to Europe where I actually met them in person in multiple different weird countries.
Starting point is 01:21:20 And my question for you is, what do you think? I'm trying to decide between these girls that I met, about who I should pursue, and I'm also just saying, I'm a bad person, and I'm wicked liar for seeing, obviously all of them, the ones and everything, but there's this very nice girl. She's like 32, has a kid. But I think, you know, I could have 40, I could run. Me?
Starting point is 01:21:49 Kids with her is a beautiful, blonde girl. We went to see Barbie. Me? Dasha? That's like Barbie for that. And then there's a girl who just, she's like 36. She's had like a lot of cosmetic surgeries. She's a used to do professional dancers.
Starting point is 01:22:03 She's beautiful and everything. But like, I don't know what our children would even look like given that, yeah, she has had a lot of work done. And there's another girl who's like, she's the most like model-ish, supermodally beautiful one of them, but she's like this farm girl from Ukraine and she has denied entry to Poland, so I didn't even get to meet her. I don't even know if it's worth talking to her again but we're still talking over whatever encrypted messaging apps obviously and you know and then there's like a bonus girl who I just met on the street in Poland. I think she's like 28 or something but I think
Starting point is 01:22:44 if I really pushed it i could make it happen whether we talk on instagram like every day uh... it's really beautiful uh... but you know uh... you know there's one other girl who i met in Italy and uh... you know you know but she turned out to be good i think she's just there to have a paper vacation um... so you know obviously uh... it put in bomb their house i prefer to bomb her house
Starting point is 01:23:09 rather than you know that the else's uh... but uh... i know this is all crazy and stupid idea that you know i think it's not a pretty drunk right now but i love you guys i love the show uh... and i like uh... I can't wait for your upcoming debate, but I heard about Why is Nicolo Spitting tooth We gasp this guy My advice is that he needs to lose a second leg
Starting point is 01:23:40 Try losing that other leg pal lose both. Yeah, we gasp this guy Try those and that other leg pal. Lose both. Yeah, we gasped this guy with one leg. I don't know what's up, one leg. Gave him the confidence to pursue these relationships. Now we've created a total loss to training refugees. Sex trainees is like. Now he's a flavor.
Starting point is 01:23:55 Now he's a one-legged flavor. He's like a pirate from Medi-Times. Yeah, it's giving Yoho a hug. This MF leave those women all wrong and Williams. Leave those chicks alone. So his question is he has so many options that he can. Of like desperate hard up you literal Ukrainian. You craft few geez.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Yeah, dude. That's dark as fuck. I'm with Anna. I lose the second leg. Do not the bare man's. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 arms from like elbow down. Every time you do something bad, we're going to chop off more and more.
Starting point is 01:24:35 Yeah. I just wish my advice is like go on 90 day fiance. Mm-hmm. I want to see. We want to see. We want to see your third leg. Let's play this. Let's see. It was plays out on TLC. And like truly I have nothing else to go in a wheelchair. I match with
Starting point is 01:24:50 a guy who is so hot, but he was like bisexual and a wheelchair. I was like, I remember like matching me like, damn, this is tight. And then like, he unmatched me and I was like, damn this is tight. And then like, he unmatched me. And I was like, fuck. I mean, like I, I mean, I ignore what I'm not. I'm like, these couple guys are getting too confident. I was like, damn, I'm going to be cut down to size by losing it. They need to go to Sub-Saharan Africa where they're treated as albinos and hacked to bits. Not like we got to see downstairs a bocker, I'm going to fucking wheel you down and out. Glenn's going to help me.
Starting point is 01:25:33 I think about how good it would be for your career. If you were dating a wheelchair bound guy and you could just like show up at events and wheel him around. Yeah, here he is. Your're four, four walk-up, I was like, I can't quite talk. Yeah, I can't quite talk. Yeah. No, he was like so hot, too.
Starting point is 01:25:52 I was like, damn. Yeah. But did the dick work? I don't know, we never met. Yeah. I would have 100%. Like, how do you have sex with a guy in a wheelchair? You just like, if dick work, no.
Starting point is 01:26:03 I'm not a big dick. I'm not a hot. Which is not my favorite. But it's just guy, I'm on top. Which is not my favorite person to say. I'm also like, I'm on so often, like my dick doesn't really work. That well anymore, he and there. So, match made last game. I am back jacking off toys the day, but like, there was like six funs.
Starting point is 01:26:18 It's twice a day. Okay. Wait, you guys, I'm so depressed. Why? Because I think we did a good deed and gave this guy confidence and then he turned out to be like a horrible, decrepit sex-horusd. It's a classic red-scarred situation.
Starting point is 01:26:35 We made a mistake, okay. We had this guy on Twitter to my phone and now he's got the nuclear code. Yeah. He wrote a book, I don't nuclear coat. He wrote a book. I don't know whatever. He did a coup. Well, I think we should probably get this.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Yeah, let's go get a palette cleansing at that. I hope you die. Hey ladies, I'm calling from Colorado. And I was hoping to get some advice about being in a relationship after dating a bunch of porn addicts. And like, I guess my issue is that I'm not used to like feeling like I'm desired for who I actually am and what I actually look like after dating multiple men in a row who had legitimate porn addictions and like just projected they're like weird fetish you shit on to me and like has bizarre expectations and like one of me that's like a porn star like I'm in a good relationship now but I
Starting point is 01:27:53 guess it's just like hard for me to give my boyfriend enough credit and like not assume that he's gonna one day like lose interest to throw a tantrum at me because I don't want to like do fucked up kink shit and like I don't look like fucking Charlotte Sapla. All right they have a good one by Charlotte Sapla. Charlotte Sapla. No offense. I upon upon New Year's I made a New Year's resolution that I would never or no longer talk shit About women's appearances in public, but like no offense Charlotte, Satra and Abella danger and
Starting point is 01:28:39 Sasha Gray and all these porn stars. They're not like models. They're normal women They're normal women. They're not normal. They're normal, like slightly above average, pretty girls, but it's not like... Okay, you've flumped in three very different, like Sasha Gray was a star. She was a star, but she was like whatever, she was like a high mid, which is what men. They're straight, they're straight ones now, you wouldn't know, but Sasha Gray switched up the whole industry. And she asked Grocco Sepradi to punch her in the stomach.
Starting point is 01:29:11 That was the punch her through the whole night of a thousand punches. That was a cultural reset. She made porn what it is today in addition to other influential... She elevated the genre. But I'm just saying, if you don't look like a porn star, it's a good thing. Because none of them look that good. No, even like a porn star. And the really beautiful ones, like Naomi Russell, get a...
Starting point is 01:29:38 Don't get a porn star because it's like... You think no Russell is prettier than Sasha Gray? Like, Leagues. Girl. Not even C on. Jerry, Jerry. Where's the girl? Where's the girl? They're fighting with us. Girl.
Starting point is 01:29:49 Okay. Sasha Gray has an incredible body. She's a total freak. And she's not in the movie 50 Shades of Grey. She's pretty high up. I'm not saying anything bad about Sasha Gray. I'm just saying, like, looking like a porn star is not a great, uh, but Sasha Gray I'm just saying, looking like a porn star is not a great...
Starting point is 01:30:06 But Sasha Gray... Yeah, does not look like a porn star. She looks like a normal, hot girl, which most men prefer. Who aren't porn sick, find pepper. Like the classic porn star is like Jenna Jameson. Can I use something as a role from a situation? If your boyfriend even lets you know who is porn fanatists are always into like,
Starting point is 01:30:28 Well, he's a loser. That's a long, long. It sounds like she's hotter than him and he's like, Wait, can I really hear you? You're gonna approach yourself over a dead man. Oh god damn. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So I think that's weird to even have the information. I I went off on my pitchy little tirade, but I want to say before we get
Starting point is 01:30:55 like something in this in her question doesn't add up. Like this whole narrative that she's dated multiple porn out of. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't make sense. There's something fishy, something in the milk ain't clean. Because especially nowadays, amongst young people, there's like a reactionary sentiment against pornography where I think porn addiction actually is not so common. Many younger people I know are part of the no-fat movement and are not as, because they've been so inundated with it
Starting point is 01:31:28 since their early childhood online, they rebel against our pornographic culture and which I think is basically a good thing that everything is pornographic, but nothing is erotic. But the main narrative always, it's like, yeah. She's seeking these guys out. Yeah, so there's something so you have low self esteem But isn't like guy like she finds out watches porn if she's younger is like now suddenly
Starting point is 01:31:54 Pathologized is up or an out of sounds like she's Repeating some traumas perhaps like how do you like or or she's doing the thing that let me ask you I dated someone's a poor and I never know Proud. Like how do you, like, or, or, she's doing the thing that, let me ask you, I did not update it to someone's a poor and addict. I never know. I'm a fucking poor and addict, and I don't consider myself one. I mean, Drake apparently is a poor and addict,
Starting point is 01:32:14 he like admitted it at recently, he's like, I watch poor and addict. I can't even think you guys, my other hot take is I think sex addiction is fake. It's like, to the degree that like, it's like, the symptomology is real, like all, it's like autoimmune stuff that certain it's real, like the symptomology is real, like all, it's like autoimmune stuff that certain people have where like the symptomology is very real and you do suffer.
Starting point is 01:32:31 But like it's clearly a proxy for deeper emotional. Other things are real. Yeah, yeah. I think love addiction is real. Like alcoholism too. Love addiction is like the real thing. Yeah. Love addiction.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Like what is love addiction? It's like when you don't have it, you feel like you're a real app thing. No, it's just like, well, sex addiction is a thing that like when Hollywood actors like men would like it caught cheating. They're like, so I have sex addiction. Right, and when I'm on the, like, disease. Sex addiction is for men, love addiction is for women,
Starting point is 01:32:58 and love addiction I think is a very, yeah, it's a true damn. It makes people navigate the world completely different land. What is love addiction? I don't know. I mean, I kind of have an idea. Well, it's wrapped up with sex addiction. That's why it's law is called sex in love.
Starting point is 01:33:16 In addiction, it's people use sex as a proxy for love for many things. And you can be having some friends in that. And I would be the anonymous. But I agree with you and I would agree that like a 12 step, it's not an addiction in the same way that other things are. And like I think a 12 step program is actually inadequate with dealing with like the root issues. Unless you are like addicted to huge dildos
Starting point is 01:33:43 or like something very specific, fucking a stranger in a bathroom, you can't stop, you keep going out, you keep it in a stain from something very specific, then you might have a kind of sex addiction that you could address. Substance addiction is usually a specific problem. Right. But like a vague, honestly, no. But I will say I've known, I would say a handful of people that do have substance problems And they do they do like a and a whatever but like they never like there's still
Starting point is 01:34:15 Like that Problem exists and it's a sex and love thing. I think well. Yeah, I don't even like they even know that they get the wires No, no, it's a mommy issue. It's all. It's all about. I thought about this a lot. The root, the kind of the ideal purpose of something like AA or NA or SLAW is to get you to the point where you are, you have enough clarity and sanity and abstinence from the substance, from the addiction itself, to address the root cause of your misery and unhappiness. Adduction is a very spiritual problem.
Starting point is 01:34:55 Yes. There is no chemical solution for a spiritual problem. So ideally, that's the ideal case that you would have enough wherewithal after going through the 12 steps to address the underlying causes of your problems with yourself, your problems other people, very few people actually get to that. The real 13th step is not fucking somebody in the program, it's addressing the root cause, which is your mommy issues, which nobody ever got gets to. Yeah, some of my friends in the SLA, hey, program, they describe withdrawal symptoms of love
Starting point is 01:35:32 and not even just not sacked, just like love. As the way a heroin addict would describe it. And I'm like, whoa, I just never heard of it before. It's kind of recent. And I was like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, yeah, it's complicated. No, it is, it is complicated. I think, I think it sounds like you like being someone's victim
Starting point is 01:35:54 and you're struggling to return to the collar. Yeah, you are now in a, what seems to be a relatively more functional relationship and you are feeling an impulse to repeat trauma as you've experienced before and you don't know how to be in a relationship where you're not the victim of someone's fucked up kink shit or whatever. Because I mean you can tell that she just she personally feels unsexy and unattractive and so she's trying to get born or this nice non-born addicted boyfriend into confirming her worst suspicion. She wants to be proven right.
Starting point is 01:36:29 Yeah, she's shit-testing. Yeah. They all just trick in the book. They don't get to help people who are in these relationships where they're like, so in the backseat. And I'm like, what's happening? I'm like, how am I supposed to know? Like, you tell me. Yeah. Many such cases. I'm going to be your other fridge. I'll be your other. Yeah, can you tell me yeah many such cases We're gonna be your other fridge. I'll be right back. Yeah, can you get me one? You want one to do it? Yeah, I'll take one All right, I'm gonna should I Know I'm gonna pee I won't all right. Okay. We're taking another pee break
Starting point is 01:37:00 Wow, this is a Are we rolling we're rolling? Dan's pants are more unbuttoned. Somehow they're more unbuttoned than before. Yeah, is there getting more and more off the more we go on? They're third act. Nearly there. We're out of wine doll's sense. Is this mine?
Starting point is 01:37:18 Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's your onto motel now. Do you want another one? We have multiple ones. I'll have a Medall. Okay. No, I think I grabbed the last one. No, it's okay. I don't need to drink any more actually. No, no, don't worry about it. No, don't. Don't. Don't split it. Oh you guys
Starting point is 01:37:37 I don't need to drink. I'll just put you. I don't need. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm really starving myself for this debate. Wait, what did we eat today guys? I had a smoothie. Smoothie. I don't need to drink. I'll just put you in. I don't need, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm fully excited with my soul for this debate. Wait, what did we eat today guys? I had a smoothie. Smoothie. I had three egg yolks with salmon belly. Yum. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Yeah, that's funny. I'm like, okay, yeah. I had like, I told you already, but I had a tropical can of juice cardin from the deli. For breakfast and I had a tomato, mozzarellain from the deli. For breakfast, then I had the tomato, wants a raw pesto sandwich from Starbucks. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:38:10 Okay, I'm gonna roll. Yeah, yeah, let's go. Hey, Wendy. Oh. So, I'll just get into it. I just got the probiotics that runs the age pervert recommended on your left. Talk with him, and I think it made me break up with my
Starting point is 01:38:28 husband I got married on a whim like a year ago and it's just been like really hellish and anyways, I guess my question is like Should I keep him just because it's like, would be better to be married? He's like really tall and beefy and like handsome and like a hard physical worker, but like he's gets crazy angry and like doesn't have any money, but like maybe I could make him a good husband or is that just, can you just do people just not change? And no. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:39:07 I don't know if that made sense, but anyways, we've been separated and I just got probiotic from the Peruvian breast milk and so I took that and then I just felt like I don't want to see you again, but I'm kind of regretting it, so let me know. I thought it was a prebiotic. It was a prebiotic you don't bitch. You didn't even know what you're taking. It was a prebiotic. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:39:33 I don't think you can lay blame on the prebiotic for leaving your husband's hands like something you wanted to maybe do. You're trying to like, redab otagras to destroy my marriage Yeah, personally don't care for although her husband sounds hot but annoying and poor but there's there's a point where the Like rich people are really annoying, but also like what's going on with poor people Pretty annoying They kinda stuff like that They really say Like stop yelling
Starting point is 01:40:12 Stop blasting your Bluetooth speaker outside of my house Oh baby he's trying to sleep, he's good at physical labor They got married on a whim They got married on aims. They got very little whims. Uh oh. Oh man. I don't know. I know amount of hotness can ever compensate for a person
Starting point is 01:40:35 who has a quick temper, which is just a euphemism for being an insecure little bitch in a pussy. You don't want that. you don't want that. I'm an ex-shelves. No. Sounds like you do the right thing. I'm glad the prebiotic helped you out. But being horny on the other side of the day.
Starting point is 01:40:54 Whatever you want to rationalize, who's horny the husband? No, the wife, because they're husband so hot. Yeah, but if, you know. Hard body labor, but he's not making any money And I think like you know now that she has a record of marrying hot guys you can probably find another one just think yeah You know the trick to dating hot people is hmm wanting to date hot people It's very simple manif Manifesting. Setting an intention.
Starting point is 01:41:27 And following through. I'm off. When we were taking a break, I was just telling you guys a story where I was, I looked up at like one of the hottest guys ever. Not even knowing you was interested. And I was like, oh, this is happening now. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:41:43 So sometimes life throws you a little surprise and you're like, oh, she's a curveball. Yeah. I still got it in a certain way. But this isn't about you. So maybe she thinks, no, I know, but I'm saying, maybe she thinks that she's never gonna get a guy's hot as this current one.
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Starting point is 01:42:31 Like Google that for all of this on the upside. I was like, shit, I did that. Maybe a lot of people have started taking them. But it's like for a Swedish women's bone health. I'm like, yeah, but it's, baps that it makes people treat you different. You're like, do, and I'm just like gonna listen to some strange run
Starting point is 01:42:49 the internet telling you like, this is what you need. I'm like, I don't know you at all. You don't need anything you need. You need to, you're good. To get some sun and some moderate exercise and you'll, you'll be fine.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Yeah, true. You can literally, you can eat McDonald's or Taco Bell every day and live on to 96. I wonder what that's like. Yeah. true. You can literally leave McDonald's or Taco Bell every day. And little 96. I wonder what that's like. Yeah. Anyway, next, next one. Yeah, next one is called Reddit. So I thought you guys know that
Starting point is 01:43:18 there are red scare meetups in New York City, organized off the credit. And like people actually bought some of these need-ups. I would say it's like mostly girls, just like a few guys. It's just pretty funny that there's so much fucking guy on Facebook of something on credit. So it would be cool to get your guys' thoughts, get your input on the pod. Goodbye. Did you see mostly girls and two guys? And some guys. Oh, like they have these meetups. I'll front it and people fog. Good for them. Good for them. I've always thought of our pod pass, our pod get out of both gets. You know, I'm really down bad when I'm drinking beer. I've always thought of this podcast as a matchmaking service.
Starting point is 01:44:10 Yeah. So I'm happy that some love connections are happening. Yeah. I had a couple that listened to my podcast get engaged. Oh my God. That's so cute. Yeah. Podcasting be bringing people together. Better than meeting up now.
Starting point is 01:44:25 Yeah, getting a meet up of a red scare meet up is, like I wonder where, I would, like on a little more information. Where? Where are they meeting up? Go on reddit, I like it. Is it in a bar? Yeah, some bar. Is it in a park?
Starting point is 01:44:39 It's definitely a bar, if I had to. Do you think? I mean, I would hope. It's Donovan's pub and queens. They're had to. Do you think? I mean, I would hope that it's done of it's pub and queens. They're meeting up. Yeah. And good for them. I'm the more stuck in the better. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of. Happy to have. We are increasing the fuck race. Happy to help. Can you imagine meeting somebody and fucking them because you're a fan of RedSkare podcast? That's your king.
Starting point is 01:45:05 I mean, I've done it. I've done it. Oh. Okay. Next. Do the next. Just got a few more left guys. And, and, Asha, thanks for taking my call.
Starting point is 01:45:18 I've been with my wife for a while now, and we have a great marriage and a great sex life. But lately she's been wanting to try some types of like role plane. Basically she wants me to dress up like Indiana Jones and kind of like, to loop in and save her. I guess the fantasy would kind of unfold from there. I'm willing to try it, but I'm unsure of how to get started. I don't know if either of you have ever tried anything like that. Do you have any tips? Do I just, you know, get the costume and go for it? Or, you know, how do I commit to the character? How far do I take it?
Starting point is 01:46:00 So I'd appreciate your insight. Love the show. Thanks for taking my call. So I'd appreciate your insight. Love the show and to take my call. Okay, can I take this one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have a garage door and like, for sure, the cost, you need to get the costume, like just, or just go like the hat or just look like no, a shirt, where like a safari shirt.
Starting point is 01:46:17 Yeah, where is the shirt from Target? That says India Joe. No, no, no, no, I'm talking like a safari shirt. Yeah, we know. Dressing neutrals, just dressing, you know, khakis and then get your wife to start closing the garage door. And then you slide up under that.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if it's like Star Wars, I don't care. But like, then she's gonna be so ready. And like, yeah, this is kind of a little unorthodox, like whatever, but like it's, compared to what we've been hearing all night. Yeah, this is a very innocuous, I'm also saying.
Starting point is 01:46:52 What you're gonna wanna do is get a monkey on the black market. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at Jack saw. Yeah. Okay. Cut its brain open. And serve it to your wife at dinner. Okay. Cut its brain open.
Starting point is 01:47:06 And serve it to your wife at dinner. Duktajot we need like Duktajot. Oh yeah, that's how deep you are going to want to get into character. You're going to want to get a start. You're going to your old Asian child. Just go to Anna's stoop and hand out some fliers like yo I'm casting. You're gonna want to convince them how to a general. Commit to the bit. That's what I have to say. You know, you're gonna want something hotter. I want to cast pry the doll as the Mickey Rooney character in my Japanese Sorry
Starting point is 01:47:47 This like sounds fun to me. It's not like dude. Yeah, can you be my actual tab? Like it's like oh your Indiana Jones like easy You can do it if you're a Yeah, that's like the easiest kind of thing to Hopefully you get a number of sisters. You're so lucky that you have a normal wife who wants to do normal role play. I want you to pretend to be my literal type. Yeah. Can we be a bedtime story?
Starting point is 01:48:13 Well, the garage door is completely in. And I was like, we were just like, any of the gentlemen like maybe she's a once in adventurous man and like, she just wants, yeah, the approximation of adventure. I think after you carry out this one sex act where you absolutely slide under a garage door that's closing. That has a sense in it.
Starting point is 01:48:32 Yeah, most of them have thoughts. I was gonna say most of them have senseless thoughts. But like you're gonna just still, you're gonna have to slide into home base under the garage door. You're gonna slide into houses. Colors seem like they have garage doors. Like they're not very...
Starting point is 01:48:46 They don't sound urban. The condom girl was like New York, but there's a lot of non-urban people. And so, after you do this one-sector act, I think you have to carry in some kind of adventurousm into your sex life to see if it's a different spot. There's also a different spot're about a big There's big bells big bells Interwen that's fair. Yeah, exactly put on some guy liner Yeah, put on a big belt get a sword I snorted my dad's ashes like okay
Starting point is 01:49:16 You like be like have like a map in your pocket you open up And you know the map we're the pussy yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Show me where to come on this map. Do a draw map, bitch. That's what I'm saying. Cartographer. I knew it. Big fan of role play.
Starting point is 01:49:35 Big fan of the sky and his marriage. Good for him. Good for him. Like, you got it. role play is a great way to spice it up. I'd say even raise the stakes. It'd have been more extreme. But start off slow.
Starting point is 01:49:45 Start off. Yeah. Garage door Indiana Jones. That's nice. Or you break into the house. Right. That's what I know. Get a ball of coffee. I heard of. Yeah. We like to tie her up and keep rolling. Like some Kyle Rittenhouse role play. You cross state lines. Get to Nigeria. And the firearm. give them $600. This is mega country. Go to subway. They're putting a new surrender neck. And then you're like, you know, the garage door open. You slide in.
Starting point is 01:50:18 The black eyes scamper because they're so afraid of your belt. It's a far away. GK. And you are the hero. And you will be married for at least another time. But man of Republic Safari, hi. Tactical vass. There's so many, the mind reels with possibilities.
Starting point is 01:50:36 Like just lean into, just get creative, you know? Do I have an Indian of Jones? Oh, dude. No. A minion's fetish. No, I have a seven year old-old Asian boy finish just kidding Doesn't at all you're not like that it's it's not because he doesn't like seven-year-olds Next question we gotta get to you gotta get to we're almost done to left to left
Starting point is 01:51:05 I have a problem because i am i can't but i am dating so sorry i had a guy but he grew up in the UK and everything else is fine he treats me really well he's very good guy which i cannot say about the other guy that I've dated. But my only problem with him is that he dresses like shit, like he dresses really bad, he only goes to print and I'm not going to give it up. And he is proud of it, I'm not going to explain that he's proud of the way he dresses because he's like a kid of boy or whatever.
Starting point is 01:51:42 And I don't know how to bring it up without making him feel hurt because the way that he dresses right now, like I do not want to go outside with him, that he's really good guy. And I don't know if I should just get over myself or if I can manipulate him into seeing someone else or dress on other ways, you know. one else or dress on other ways, you know. He dresses like she. He dresses like super him. So your day. Baby girl, she won at life.
Starting point is 01:52:15 That's what you want in life. Fuck boy. You want a good guy who dresses like shit, who you can mold in your own image. It's so easy. And you don't even have men are really open to suggestions. Yeah, they love it. They're so flattered by it. Yeah, it seems like you might have some money to be able to afford these. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:30 The label name. The Supreme. I thought this was going to be a question about that recent scandal, Supreme. I'm like, that's why I included it. I just understand like, something topical. 80% of what she was saying. I was like You were supreme that's bad. I mean she doesn't she dresses like she
Starting point is 01:52:55 I don't like the way he knows she was saying like she I thought she was talking about her boyfriend I mean like but then she's like she dresses like shit like Her BF who only wears the premium. She's embarrassed She sang her BF who only wears the pream and she's embarrassed. I'm telling you. Um, really well. Mm-hmm. Okay, okay. You sound French. You sound like lea sé du.
Starting point is 01:53:11 You sound so sexy around now. That's like a fashion victim. You could moldeib into your perfect mirror. You have to take him to theory and say glén l'ouchford prada. It's so easy. just, you know, like, you don't even have to be mean. I really have no patience or love for girls who are like, you need to be wearing like the APC jeans
Starting point is 01:53:32 or whatever. All you have to do is be like, babe, let's go shopping and make him try stuff on. Men love that experience when like a woman dresses them. Makeover. Yeah. But also swearing is a pretty, so bad. It's not so. It's not them. Makeover. Yeah. But also swearing is a pretty bad.
Starting point is 01:53:45 It's not so bad. It's not so bad. I would. Okay, here in there, short time, maybe he's doing it too much. Maybe he's a total fucked up. My only suggestion to this woman is that find a somewhat affordable brand of clothing
Starting point is 01:54:00 that has the same shapes as the clothes he's wearing. Erries. What's Aries? I was thinking like, the graffiti is so weird. Like a frame or something. Get him into some plain basics if you don't want him to only wear like, but the Supreme is plain basics.
Starting point is 01:54:18 But they have the love of these. Well, they're basic, Anna. You have to get him into Richardson. Yeah. Boom. There you go. Richardson, yeah. And then Richardson is way hotter. Carhart, just be like, listen,
Starting point is 01:54:30 let's try a role play scenario where you're a day laborer. Where you're not a bad guy. Yeah, yes. What do you don't make 200k graphics designing for a celebrity? Yeah. But that guy quit, the black guy who was like, yeah, systemic racism at the Supreme. I low key. So much respect for that guy, because you know the backstory. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:54:55 We don't know. He was drinking smoking railing lines. He had an aneurysm and Supreme paid for all his medical bills. They put him up in like a really she she rich people hospital that like NBA players Convales that oh work which like you know if you're average Supreme employee suffered any health scare They would put them in like a totally mid or low-range hospital. They put them on a body bag He wanted to issue some supreme on your graves He wanted to issue some. It was the prem on your graves. Yeah, it's just some prem.
Starting point is 01:55:26 Our recruiter looked at dumb ass baggett, yeah. This man wanted to issue some t-shirts of a black man getting lynched, made by the artist Arthur Jaffa, and Supreme vetoed it. They said no. And so he said. He said. He's still wearing a mask.
Starting point is 01:55:44 He said some shit, like he said, still works for like, yes. He said some shit like, okay, systemic racism. He departed. He has like a white, white for girlfriend who also works at the organization. Boba, classic. You can check it out, yeah. Classic, grift. And they got, oh, I mean,
Starting point is 01:55:58 Supreme's whole problem is that they're a profoundly, like awkward and uncool organization, who's always like, their whole, their business model is literally kissing the ass of any black person who will listen while selling t-shirts to Asians. No, no, they, they kiss the ass of blacks
Starting point is 01:56:14 to sell t-shirts to Asians. Yeah, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on the sending to everyone else. They act like they're better than everybody else. They do, and they're not. Unbearable. And you know what, I think would have been truly based. If they had said yes to the guy and issued those t-shirts as an anti-anti-racist statement, I would have torn the lynching t-shirt. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:56:37 Yeah. I don't have any Supreme products. I would just never buy anything that's, I buy things for like the fab wreck. I Yeah, I don't care about anything. I have personal style. So I don't like we have I have a personality Okay, I've decided that I'm gonna start wearing supreme when I turn 45 Perfect. Yeah, like Jerry said when I get so well your birthday was last week. So yeah, let's see on you. Yeah, there's a supreme Grandma
Starting point is 01:57:12 And when the George Floyd rides are happening some people asked me for directions to the supreme store to go loot it And I said right over that As the please is I just write down to the left right there. Yeah, that's what you know how like bring us a cream brick to the But you know how these white skate wiggers operate they have like a photo of like Harold Hunter in the office, but like under pay there. He's like a he was in kids He's like an OG like black skater boy who died in early age like a cocaine overdose or something. No, I'm not. Anyway. Is it one more? Yes. Last question. One more that we're done. We did it. It's almost
Starting point is 01:57:57 two hours by the way. I am Dasha. My name is Emma and right now my big problem is that the only guy who wants to be me was an append. I was building a house because his brother said he was absolutely an append. All of my friends say that that's just like a no-go and not a starter, but this guy is so nice. And I just don't even know what's wrong with men of this generation that they just hate him and it seems like. And this guy, he actually seems really nice. He's so considerate and honest. I can't even tell if he really wants to date me. Or if he's just like, it would be so human being.
Starting point is 01:58:42 But like, should I just do it? Or should I wait for him to live in our real house? This is so cute! He can help me. He lives in a supreme tent. I gotta say, I love the spirit of this collar and maybe her intuition is correct. Like, stick, stand by your man who doesn't actually want to see you with her. I can't believe he likes me living a tent.
Starting point is 01:59:07 He's really nice. He doesn't hate women, he says, and he lives in a tent. But he's building a house. He's building a house, you know? Yeah, dude. Wait, I missed the part where he was. He's living in a tent because it's like a holdover for him building a house.
Starting point is 01:59:22 A luxury. But he, as she said, absolutely lives in a tent. He's a homeless crack out. He's having an apartment before he upgrades to power. That's my kind of question to you. He's not living in a tent. He is homeless. But, maybe good to get in on the ground floor
Starting point is 01:59:42 on an invader with my mom. But is that dick homeless? I think Tant outside of Town Dick is probably so good. Give him a shower and smoke me all day. Sounds like a Sigma bad boy to me. Tell him I can paint by his own rules. And you'd be lucky to get it on the ground floor of, you know, in Duster's...
Starting point is 02:00:00 Potentiary ground. Literally the ground. The ground itself. Literally living on the ground with like maggots and he sounds industrial, resilient. The ground. Literally the ground. Literally living on the ground with like maggots and. He sounds industrial. Bull. Industrial resilient.
Starting point is 02:00:08 I mean they sleep we grind. Yeah, I mean like you gotta get in with them on the ground floor. Build. Build ride on them. If you want to get in on the ground floor with a man, you have to live in a tent. If you can't handle me. You have to live in the Dover Street market tent. If you can't handle me at my tent to live in the Dover Street market tent. If you can't handle me at my tent,
Starting point is 02:00:26 you don't deserve me in my house. If you can't handle Anna Kajyan at her tent, you don't deserve her in her third floor wall on the worst block in the earth. Seriously. Period, man. Period, okay. Nobody loved her spirit.
Starting point is 02:00:43 I like, she seems like a cool girl. She's so cute, she's down. Like, there's no front spirit. I like, she seems like a cool girl. She's down. But what if she's a delusional? What if she found a guy who was as cute and cool as her? Sounds like she did. And when she did, it just happens to live in a tent. No problem.
Starting point is 02:00:55 She has the spirit of a woman who lives in a tent. She has. No, yeah. If you got a house, what's the problem? Yeah, she's coming over, we're gonna hot shower. As long as I'd be a little vigilant about, you know, that my concerns would be, am I being used for my amenities and home,
Starting point is 02:01:13 but I almost sky, but it sounds like he's, she really likes him, he's really nice. So it's very cute. Oh man, but like, the dialectic of the pod is dosh is concerned that she's being used for her amenities and my concern that I'm gonna get an STT And like honestly just like there's I'm Being very fantastical right now, but I think that like a Pacific Northwest guy that lives in a tent Who's like secretly so hot? Yeah. You can fix him.
Starting point is 02:01:45 You can fix him. You can fix him. You can fix him. You can fix him. You can fix a lot of things around the home. He can fix the home. He's apparently building a home that he just can't live in. Not, yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:55 Not yet. But don't wait. Don't wait for him to have the home. Because then all these pictures are going to be trying to get with him. You want to get in while he's in the tent. Oh my god. No, marry him right now. Marry him right now.
Starting point is 02:02:07 Lock it down, girl. Literally no pre-knife either, because he's gonna be a mogul. This man is a genius. This man you met who lived in a tent, he's a genius. And you want to lock it down now. Because once the house gets built, things are gonna be different.
Starting point is 02:02:24 You're like a tent preacher right now. You're going to need the master's tools to dismantle the house. When you own hands, they're going to have a tent over very early. I've been to our own house. Yes, I am. That should be for you. Maybe you can answer the eternal question of the pilot. Would you data guide it? No. can you not dismantle the master's house with the master's tools?
Starting point is 02:02:48 Oh my God, I don't know. Yes, or no. Wait. I think long and hard about. Well, how is there like building or dismantling ever even happening? Give me an example of that. It's a conceptual question.
Starting point is 02:03:01 Yeah, but like, again, I'm a double Virgo and homosexual. So I'm like, right. And we like those are mutually exclusive. I think the question's about the patriarchy. Right. Do you believe in the patriarchy? Uh, as much as he believes in dinosaurs, that is to say not about bad, like, I don't know, maybe not.
Starting point is 02:03:27 But you know what, we should have Dan back. Constantly, you have a dinosaur. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Now that we should do an episode about Dinosaur and alien truth. I'm an expert on these. Yeah, yeah. We'll watch that doc you told us about. And it's called Ariel Phenomenon. And also I really highly suggest you subscribe to my Patreon. Yeah, please subscribe to DancePayton.
Starting point is 02:03:56 It's relaxing. You know, I've obviously been inspired by the RedScare girls. Thank you so much for having me. We've been inspired by you, Dad. You're like, literally the funniest person. You're like, you're like, you do things a little differently. And I'm just a gay guy talking to himself in his room. For an hour. Yeah. And you like this voice. Like fast food reviews. Follows leave like fast food reviews. You like finding out the truth about
Starting point is 02:04:24 the aliens and dinosaurs. Yeah. And just like kind of what's going on in green point? Mm-hmm a little minutia Seeing report was my sandwich guy weird to me the day. Yes, so you're gonna want to pay the five bucks for that Pays for itself Got to spend money to make money to go on a subscribe. Oh Lord almighty. To dance podcast. Well, thank you so much. Thank you for having me. We're done, right? We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it two hour
Starting point is 02:04:53 hours long. I can tell. Like four now we're done. We're over it. We're done. I'm tired of him. What these people are so. They're so needy. They're crazy. They're crazy, they're needing. Well I'm just like wow. Like I would just think if I had a question when I set it out loud I'd be like, oh shit, I could probably just figure out the answer. I would edit for interest, yeah. Yeah, they can't seem to do that.
Starting point is 02:05:16 That's why they're not radio personalities. Like I did, yeah, I don't know. So that's so true. But like, you know, again, a little more pert information. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but not too much. I don't know, so that's so true. But again, a little more pert information. Yeah, but not too much. Again, people can't seem to discern what is pertinent and isn't. I'm just gonna call it as like,
Starting point is 02:05:32 I weigh this much and I'm this high. They're not. Let's open with that. We should do that from now on. Yeah. Tell us your right way. We will be in my. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:41 Do you guys only guess the much I weigh? No, wait, please don't, please don't. No. No. 21 wait, please don't please don't please don't 250 and like our president I don't have it. I don't want it. I don't want to it's it's more than 250 and don't come as an absolute He's a liar. Wait, he weighs more than you 100% he's like 280 How tall is he's six three? Six three. How tall are you your six two?
Starting point is 02:06:08 So you guys are basically the same height. Yeah, but he's got a real wagon on him. I thought he got that cup of He dragon his wagon. He got that dump truck. Yeah, he's on. Ah, so fat. You can see it from the front. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 02:06:25 Damn. Wait, so did you say how much you weighed? No, I'm not going to. He's done. I'll say it on my podcast, but you have to subscribe. I'm just going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise.
Starting point is 02:06:36 I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise.
Starting point is 02:06:44 I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going to make it a bit of a promise. I'm going the rodeo. He's a pro. He can tell you. He's allegedly also, I introduce the ladies to each other. I know you would have met eventually, but like, were you in Spain? No, no, that's not what, that's not my origin story. That's, so I remember being at the Nautilus Funk to bar called Soft Spawn, William of Louisiana.
Starting point is 02:07:01 And then you would just move to New York and you were having a party in bedside, I was like, oh, Anna, let's go. I mean, you were texting. Oh, and I met Allison and Dasha that night, yeah. But you might be prior to Spain when I was visiting. Yeah, very briefly. But you could have easily been there.
Starting point is 02:07:16 Like, no, I did not have it. I was like, by the way, I went to Spain once. Everyone's like, I miss Spain so much. So I was like, you're like really knowing that artist. I went there and I was sat like we only stray people And I clear whether we met through through you or through my ex boyfriend Mike puppy Fuck that now it was me Cuz I knew I knew you were you're the connecting to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna choose to believe the first guy
Starting point is 02:07:40 I thought was my dog's boyfriend years Oh my god, don't we put out it's so fine. It's true. So Dodgers has always been a fan of the games, but no, he's not gay. He's not gay. Maybe. It doesn't matter to me.
Starting point is 02:07:59 But I was just gonna say before we wrap up, the one time I went to Spain, I was sad at the back room at Spain and it was like net artists all straight people Yeah, it's like Josh Ciderella and already beer can't yes I mean just whoever pops in your mind of that who is there and the waiter was like what would you like to eat for dinner? I was like meat balls. No, it's like I have an emergency after I was like I can't be here. I'm not paying for I'm not like seeing through this whole dinner and like I'm like I have to leave. I'm not paying for it. I was like, I can't be here. I'm not paying for it. I'm not like, things were just whole dinner and like, I'm like, I have to go.
Starting point is 02:08:27 I, Spain seemed like a very special place and I don't want to, um, show them Spain's legacy, but, that's a strange way. We miss it. We'll see you in Spain. See you in Spain. I'll see you in hell. See you.
Starting point is 02:08:42 See you. in hell. you

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