Red Scare - Clutching Pearlythingz

Episode Date: July 9, 2023

The ladies discuss the mystique of H. Pearl Davis and cocaine in the White House. Plus, we belatedly recap recent developments in the news cycle, from OceanGate, to the Russian coup, to race riots in France, to the end of Affirmative Action.

Music But this is precarious, the situation. Sorry, it's my fault I had to make an indie movie. But we're back. We're back. We're better than I've been able to wait talking to you, Michael. Yeah. Woo, woo, would you have a breakfast? than I've ever wait talking to your makeup. Hello. Yeah. Woohoo! Would you have a breakfast?

Um. Aguelo? Probably. I started slunking some aguelo's in California. Yeah, I saw. How's that going? I mean, I quit really. I had like-

What did you think? Really good. It tastes like a poached egg. Yeah. The middle part. You a little pepper. Put a poached egg. Yeah. The middle part. You a little pepper. Put a little salt and pepper on. The best flavor for a profile next to like white bread and butter, like a French baguette.

Yeah. No, I was loving it, but then I dropped the ball. I did it like a couple days in a row and I was like, I'm a fucking... It really do be making your hair grow. Your hair looks long and luscious. I know. It looks really good. I know.

Yeah, I'll get back on it once I... Looks like I'm wearing a wig like Amy Tariq. It does look like you're wearing a wig. I just got a bow and a gloss. Ooh, yeah. Very nice. But it's so dirty. No, it looks good.

It looks very indie sleaze. I started to panic because I thought I was gaining weight from slonking all the eggs. And then I realized I was just bloated and depressed from the heat. So now I'm gonna like shape my head, Britney Spears style. I'll have a public breakdown. I've been eating a ton. Yeah. Really indiscriminately, like total garbage. What the fuck is wrong with us? I had like six mochis yesterday. And like a breakfast bagel at like midnight. I'm like really on the self-destructive path. Some like explorers. Okay. I think that's better. I'll just be ginger with it. I don't even know how that happened. All of those bitters. Yeah, I'm like, it's all the tears in the

rain. All that good stuff. I know. That was a people of the band. It's probably still in the SD card. No, it's stuff where it definitely does. It just makes good. Just Ely, Sahn, Sutert together. Yeah, how about that submarine, huh?

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. A bunch of stuff happened. Yeah, Ted Kudinsky died. Burlusconi died, Kormak McCarthy died. Ross Dutha wrote a piece about it in the New York Times. What else happened? There was a coup in Russia. The coup, of course, we will be providing cutting agonialysis of the coup now that it's happened weeks ago, we can, we will have the correct prediction of how this whole thing will unfold.

The spoof is apparently back in St. Petersburg. The coup was on. I thought he was exiled to Belly. Apparently he's back in Russia. He's going to be in Williamsburg next week. Wait, he's going to be in Williamsburg. I'm kidding. No, we're going to be doing it about them.

He's making white russians. I had a dream about the Wagner Corporation last night, actually, so something's up. It sounds like something, France. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story.

We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. We have their story. Yes, there's rice, riots, and France, which we will not be touching on because we all saw what happened to Michael Tracy I was gonna make a joke about how after getting owned by racist right-wing and on's he Fell on hard times and was living out of his car, but then I realized he does that anyway What was his Take that it wasn't about race? That I started with Michael Tracy. You what? I stand with Michael.

Yeah, we're Tracy defenders on this podcast. I always have been that like the knowledge about racial difference is not forbidden knowledge. And that right wingwing anons, promote it as some sort of bold and iconic classic truth and blah, blah, blah. And justify their anonymity through their like flirtation with dangerous ideas.

Yeah. Yeah. Affirmative action was repealed and like I think that we will not be touching on in this episode because we will be touching on it Yeah, um, affirmative action was repealed. Oh my god. Oh my god. That we will not be touching on in this episode because we will be touching on it later. Later. Stay tuned. Um, Lucas, yeah, okay.

Um, okay. Yeah, lock going on, lock going on. I will say, did you see the video of the guy in France who got his hands chopped off? The hell no, I saw a video of like a frog getting its legs chopped off as part of like a French food cooking thing or something. I didn't actually see the video I just Anticipated what was in the video and scrolled past it and that was too much for me What was the the video of the French guy getting his hands chopped? Some of the Frenchmen who they finally caught up to Wellbeck.

It's a horrible video, but I bring it up because literally Anna and Nojog, I dreamt that video in like September of last year. You horny had a dream about Europe that I'm afraid is coming to fruition. Well I've did write another book about that like we have mission to yeah no no. It's about race riots. Evergreen. What happened? A Courtney Kardashian is pregnant with Travis Barker's baby at 44 years old. Muzzle Tom. Muzzle Tom.

Her sister Kim is allegedly dating Tom Brady. What? Yeah. There's, there's a lot of like dark race discourse happening right now. And I personally want to pull away from it. But what better evidence that we're in a new era of race relations than Kim K turning her back on her mud-sharking wave and no longer dating black guys allegedly we'll see I'm sure because famously once you go blind. And there's, yeah, you.

And Brady's a little broke now. Yeah. Well, there's this whole like TikTok witch discourse about Jacelle and, right, but the Kardashians themselves dabble in the dark arts. We know this. Yeah, I know this from industry insiders that I'm not a, what do you think of the idea of Kim and Tom I think he broke I wouldn't date Tom I

Thought you're gonna say I wouldn't date Kim Kardashian. It's a weird pairing. It's because she's skinny now. Oh, Zampic Yeah, but they have they already have like a cute couple's name in the pipe Tim Tim gravy name in the pipe, Tim. Tim Cratey. I don't love it, but I'm not like- It feels weird. I like him much more than Tom Brady. Yeah, I think so, yeah. But when you're like at that ashulon that tier of celebrity your pool is pretty limited. Yeah, dries up. And then you kind of have to go for like, yeah. People are talking about something new called Threads, which they are talking about.

Like an online clothing resaler. It's sure does, yeah. The real real is launching a microblogging platform. No, it's like Instagrams. I didn't download it. It's Instagrams Twitter. Okay. But I hate that. Instagram is like a drama free zone. It's like a place where people are fun and friendly and not to me. Not to me. Not to me. Not to me. To be honest. I mean, in other news, I am rereading Heart of Darkness. Oh, fun. A book I read in high school.

I'm not through no credit of my own. It was a signed reading. Yeah. How's it hold up? It's good. I mean, I have to say, I'll be honest, aggressively masculine adventure novels are really not for me. There's no girls in them. There's a negrous curts as mistress, which I haven't gotten to that part yet, but I vividly remember it from my high school

days, and I picture her looking like a ionopressly, like a fierce bald headed asshole. Watch full metal jacket, re-watched on the plane back and was proud. I was like, wow, I watched him maybe with almost no female character except a prostitute. But yeah, I don't really love a book with no girls in it. Yeah. We like when we're, yeah, we like when works of art pass the Bechtel test on technicality because there's literally no women in them.

I'm like reading Heart of Darkness on the subway to attract racist people. I am. Page one. Just like holding it on my gut. And performatively. Like girls used to read I love dick in 2015. Me so me. Where's my Daniel Penny? But Joseph Conrad did say something really brilliant that I read in the intro about how, like

very obvious, but brilliant, about how all great works of art essentially works of symbolism, which of course you see with heart of darkness, which he'd anticipate would become such a classic masterpiece and such a note of controversy. But it made me realize that's the reason that I hate feminist confessional literature, which is all literature now written by men and women for the reason that it is anti-symbolic, because it deals in a lightly fictionalized version

of the material realm. Extreme, the extremely mundane. Yeah. So it's non-applicable, they extremely mundane. Yeah. So it's non-applicable. Yeah. Except like your immediate experience. Yeah. I read a Japanese bunk.

I'm still on that tip while I was on location that someone I think on Reddit told me to read by Junichiro Tanyazaki called Naomi about a guy who falls in love with like a teenage hostess who has erasian features it's all like a metaphor for like the westernization of Japan and she like adopts her as a child and kind of like, they have this sort of chased kind of like father-daughter dynamic that then evolves into like a marriage where she begins to like, say, domestic, say, domestic is to manipulate him. Very good.

That sounds good. I would read that next. Yeah. Highly recommend. Oh, in other news also, I would read that next. Yeah. Highly recommend. Oh, in other news, also, the first Brandy Melville opened in Japan. Why?

Yeah. We missed the girl. Our impact just got out. We got to go back. Yeah. They're going to love it there. I know. That's awesome. Just lining up a Gage and Vettas and Apple Sale.

Well, is it? I thought they wouldn't have one already because of the return of fascism and the one for the tiny sizing. Yeah, yeah. No, I thought you were gonna say, it would, oh, yeah. No, no, no, it seems up it's perfect.

Yeah. Yeah, why didn't it happen sooner? Congratulations, Nippon. Yeah. They're gonna go ham up in there. The prices can't be beat. I gotta get to brand you. It's so hot, it's so hot in the city all.

I know, I know. It's brutal. Summertime sadness. Indeed. I really was feeling so sick. It was so bad and aggressive. And was thinking of getting on well butren. And I was like, it's just the heat girl.

It's just the heat. There's nothing you can do. Yeah. We don't have a summer property. We don't have a pool. You just have to just lie down and sunsummer property. Yeah, but I can't even get over there. I can't even get to Southampton.

So how about that submarine? So okay, did they ever find the submarine? Yeah, okay. They knew right away that it was obliterated and they did this whole phony media cycle about. Wait, tell me more. What do you mean obliterated? I thought that it was good as dead. Oh right, but they're, but they basically died from a lack of oxygen. No, I think it like exploded. Exploded rather like the crushing pressure or something. Yeah, very hard of darkness, ass tail.

I was in a Titanic themed escape room when I caught wind of the story. Interestingly enough, isn't that crazy? I was in shame. Isn't that? I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I'm like, why, I'm gonna type tanning theme to escape from and these people went to good look at this, I tanning and didn't escape.

I have to say that the submarine thing really did affect me, especially because we sort of also predicted it with our Mount Everest and Nuddy Putty Cave discourse the previous episode. And I was already feeling some type of way ever seen Nuddy Puddy Cave discourse the previous episode. And I was already feeling some type of way about Promethean disasters. Yeah, all women have psychic powers, by the way.

Yeah, yeah. It's called being BPD. Yeah. Don't make me get in my zone. But yeah, it was a very kind of like originally a uniquely sad tale and then people were doing the annoying lib tart thing where they were likening it to the boat full of migrants that capsized, which is also a great human tragedy, but apples and oranges you guys. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, in the sadistic word, gloating about millionaires. Yeah, billionaires.

The evil rich people and their twisted games, it's like, shut up. Yeah, I mean, I understand the take that these guys were basically reprising like a larpy version of a male swashbuckling and adventuring, which is true because everything now is a larp. Yeah, yeah. And obviously, you can only larp at a high level if you're a billionaire or a racist right

wing and all, if there's nothing to lose and no money. Yeah, there was that wave of like, sorry, no, it's like a thing playing for me and this thing puts you with me. Of like cynical, anti-billionaire talking points. But then I equally disliked the of the like these were This is about Steven's beer because it is just objectively funny. Yeah, and like a Darkly ironic way that you know, it's funny to Try and go look at a shiprag that like wasn't supposed to that's like literally doomed and haunted Yeah, like swallows up all travelers. Yeah, they took some sonic vortex.

You take some souls down there. What do you think's going to happen? Yeah. No, and I didn't, I didn't mind the expressions of like moral vagetry and care Lord, and nor did I mind the obvious memes and jokes, but I really hate the thing leftists do when they like filter their sadism through like, ooh, capitalism takes that really grinds my gears. That's extremely annoying. Because there is like a guy down there with his 19 year old son who didn't really want to go, but went because he felt pressured. Yeah, on Father's Day. Yeah.

And then the guy's sister had a public chimp out about it because the Pakistani side of the family was gonna get written out of the will because the only surviving member of the family is like the white mom now. No, that's not what happened. I think she was really sad. Just a bunch of Aryan guys going on a Promethean quest.

Things would have gone differently if I was down there. But much like I said on our, when we were talking about whatever, is there's nothing for you down there. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead. You're going on a deep sea expedition. Miss me with that shit. We'd like die before you think that. Yeah. They didn't even run out of oxygen,

but they just keeled over. Their hearts stopped. They couldn't even run out of oxygen, they just keeled over. They're heart-stopped. They couldn't handle it. They couldn't handle it. The splendor of the Titan. Did they even get to see the Titanic? I hope the Elise got to see some shipwreck. The fucking black hole of the ocean. I want to go in the ocean even less than I want to go to the top of Man of Rift.

Yeah, there is like some faggot's on Instagram talking about how they saw a shark on Fire Island. Like even waiting into the ocean is a bridge too far for me. I don't even like to... I have a beach god. Yeah, I don't even like to splash around. My dad pushed me down in the ocean once when I was a kid. So I don't go on a cold wintery or...

I've got no desire to swim out as the breakers are. Yeah, it's like why would you go into an ocean when you can go into a pool or a sauna? A immense ice cream. Just saying. I love a pool. If you're going to lark, you might as well lark and luxury. I guess we'll do a lost in translation. But I think it was our call scalas who said that like the middle class is afraid and the wealthy are bored.

That tracks, yeah. So they seek kind of like a aesthetic, paired down experiences where they come into contact with the elements. Yeah. And like the full horror and brutality of nature. The horror! The horror!

The horror! Yeah. I have been a master that amount of wealth, yeah. I'm going to adapt the heart of darkness for e-girls. Oh, good. It'll be like an e-girl who succumbs to her shopping addiction. She buys everything she wants and is driven mad by all of her essence and brandy mlville packages. Essence sale recently you get anything? Did you get anything at the time? I'm like hovering on...

I haven't been shopping. I haven't either. I've been squirreling away my earnings. You've been what? Squirreling away my earnings. Yeah, that's good. Which feels good. There's nothing to shop for. I don't want to. I don't want to see anything.

Yeah, I've been wearing the same three outfits and heavy rotation. I'm going to sell my clothes. People are getting worried. They think I'm about to end it all. It's really not my season. I just every summer is just botched. Yeah, yeah, it's like dark. I'm not gonna make it. Oh, and it's not. It's I saw what you said about my baby daddy being gay. We still have August. Yeah. That sucks.

Dude, my shrink by the way, open the convo by saying, this is like a curb episode, he said to me, stop bringing up the ordeal of civility. No, he said, I finished it. Finally, finally, that's my heart of darkness. Going into the depths of the Congo River, trying to get through Kata, he's oblique and obtuse pros. No, he opened the convo by saying like I saw the tweet about

quote your baby daddy going on Grindr and I was like what? I literally pay you not to snoop. What are you doing, bro? You tweeted about your baby. No, no, no, some like leftist meme account What and my shrink saw what what are you doing, bro? No, you're not supposed to Google your patience you freak What did you say nothing because I'm a cock and I just smiled like a little lamb But then reality set in and I was like oh my god if he saw that then he must know that I'm a race realist and he's still taking my money Which really Confirms some of my racial biases,

which means I'm on the right side of history. About the Jays? The therapeutic profession. They'll take anybody's money. Well, of course, it's not their place to judge, but it's their place to pry and snoop. No, definitely not. My therapist would never, I hope. Oh God. I know. Oh no.

I'm so scared. I'm scared. She's scared. He's seen everything. I may as well show him pussy. Oh, you haven't done that yet. Oh, you haven't had a break through your hair with me yet. Roasty. Hey, what do you say we take our therapy to the next level? The ultimate transfer. Showing your therapist your pussy. You have to.

It's the only way to get better. You just have to like, um, fatal attraction him. Basic instinct, basic instinct, yeah. Uncross your legs. He starts screaming. Somebody should remake a basic instinct with Peter back and Rachel's Senate. Good idea. It's making an indie movie is like fighting it. I'm glad to have you

back. I'm happy I'm back too. I had a good time but where you guys went to Joshua Tree and shotguns. I shot guns which I love to do. Was that part of the film or yeah we like added a scene because we had the where the resources I mean I love I I've come around on the Southwest as my semi-incestral homeland yeah, and I really I really love like all the weird-ass people who live out in the desert and definitely feel like a really strong death drive out there and like I feel a kinship with that. Do they have the Santa Ana winds out there? Or is that only an LA? I think that's just an LA.

They got something out there though, they got it. It's a really... I mean I haven't spent much time in the Southwest obviously only in like populated urban zones like Las Vegas but it seems like going there is similar to like going to visit the Titanic or trying to summit Everest. It's an extreme environment. Yeah. It's very I. It's very cinematic. It was a good location. We got a lot of bang for our buck. I'm excited for the film. But yeah, it's a harsh and unforgiving environment,

which I started regressing rapidly, because that's where I spent some of my formative years. Yeah, but you want that as a performer. I think so, yeah. I'd really channeled a lot of my A-cell rage. And plus we have to humor and flatter Eugene at all costs. Exactly. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

He is doing amazing. He's great. I'm excited for him to realize his vision. The code. That's a wrap on Eugene Coloringa's the code. That's what the movie's called. That's good. It's a good title. Yeah, I think I'm manifesting good things. Sometimes the only thing standing between a flop and a masterpiece is the name. So I believe a nominal determinism.

Same, me too. I really did. What was the submarine called? Hmm, I don't know. It had some, no, it had some totally doomed name if I recall correctly. Yes, I don't know. It had some, no, it had some totally doomed name if I recall correctly. Oh my gosh. Yes, that's correct.

Titanic submarine. I'm like really boomer mode. The crash and burn. Well, it wasn't a submarine and it was like, they were also calling it something else. Yeah, it was like a ship box. Yeah, it was like a submerged container. A submerged.

Yeah. It's like a Jordan Wolfson VR project. Oh, it was called Ocean Gate, which is like really kind of prophetic because every scandal is now a gate. Right. Like Tracy Gate. Yes, Tracy's Gate. A gate, which is a portal to have.

A portal, yeah, exactly which is a portal to have. Yeah, exactly. That becomes the Twitter discourse. A portal of terror. That's, yeah. My worst fear isn't dying. It's being dunked on on Twitter after I die. Same.

Or while you're like running out of oxygen. Yeah. And some kind of submersible. And you just know people on the theater. Yeah. Yeah. drag people to have a They're just posting the burning baby meme and the photo of us with Alex Jones over and over again And they're like trying to refresh the feed, but you can't tweet. There's no yeah You're a horror

Your rate is limited and see can't see anymore tweets. That was really, that was amazing. Oh yeah. We got rate limited. Tough day for me and Ivy woke. Cause we couldn't refresh the feed anymore. And we were like, what's going on? Twitter's broken.

And you could send tweets, but not really view them. We're interacted with anyone. So it really, yeah, I really separated the The real poster is a safe from the week From the cream the cream from the crop. I'm not telling you. The pain in my toe is colloquialism. Yeah, but I had a damning revelation when we were getting rate limited because I didn't

really go on Twitter because it was like boring and tedious to constantly refresh. And I realized they didn't miss it at all. And here I was laboring under the delusion that I was a Twitter addict, but it turns out that I'm not actually a Twitter addict. I'm just severely depressed and maladjusted, which is so much worse. You're a life addict. I'm just a loser. Yeah. Same, same.

Same. Twitter or no, Twitter. I mean, I ostensibly had things to do. You know, I was at work, but you have, well, there's a lot of downtime. Yeah. That you really want to fill with posts, and then I caught wind, that it was, there's some new policy where you could only look at 600 posts and I was like That's not nearly enough. That's not gonna cut it

Yeah, I look I look at 600 posts in a minute on the can every day 600 posts. Yeah, the boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I post on company time. I'm a speed reader I'm I speed reader. I Need these posts intravenous sleeping. Yeah, I can't But it seems to have resolved. Yeah, I'm sure there's something even more grotesque down the pipeline Elon's not trying to do some weird profit making maneuver or trick and manipulate you. They're just ironing out some glitches with data scraping and other word that nobody had heard of except for guys that we all had to suddenly learn.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going on blue sky. I'm not going on truth social. I'm not getting on another. We're not going on threads. I might get on threads to see, because it seems it's like an auxiliary thing to Instagram. But it's text only. It's not images. Or like images are subordinate to the text.

I guess so. Unlike the rest of Instagram. Yes. But I'm not going to gonna as Nick Pinkerton said he built his brand on Twitter. And that's where his brand will die. Like I'm not, I can't. And I'm not paying for I refuse to pay. Twitter is the new River Congo. It's the new heart of dark.

New heart of darkness is a draw. Yeah, just full of racists and savages. People's heads on pikes. I will not be paying for a blue check mark just a lot. I pay for a lot of, I'm still paying for like a boingo wireless script, like 40 years. But I will not pay for I will not. Absolutely no. They should I stand firmly by this like you want to be paying me.

Yeah, so I agree. I put in the time. I've been on Twitter for 12 years. I know. That's like most of your adult life. Yeah. Here's 12 more like 12 years of slave 12 years of sloth I've given my best years to this

platform I'm not I'm not gonna start a new one. Yeah Absolutely not I You started a new one. Yeah, absolutely not. I know the Land Shark had that good thread about like men leading you on. It's not men that let us on its Twitter. We gave our best and most fertile years. It's a bohemian.

To ship hosting. Ha ha ha. All that we got is some empty add cartons. Hey, you know, a more faulty. You've got to, you got to live like, I slunked those eggs. And if I could do it all over again, I'd do the same exact thing. Yeah, that's called mental illness.

That's, and that's on skits of freddy. A good revisionist take I once saw That's on skits of ready. A good revision is take I once saw pushing back on that Famous truism the insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results Is that like you kind of have to do the same thing over and over again if you want to master your craft of shit posting Yeah, or anything else and you never know how things will shake out. You could get different results. That's what I'm saying. My friends agonize about love or money or work.

I always tell them you're a pathetic loser and you're going to die. And like literally anything could happen. Yeah. So take a load off and let the posts fly. You might end up married to Elon Musk. Hey, I need to stop calling him fat. We're talking. Yeah.

I need to stop. I'm mentioning that I noticed those things about him. Because I like that about him. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a compliment. It's a compliment. It's like when we call a woman a whore and everybody chimps out and it's like female jealousy at work.

Oh yeah. When our ape of voiding her broic video makes the runs. And they're like they're jealous. It's like literally an audio bus going, we're jealous. Like we see through your, your misogynistic roof. It's me being like, I'm jealous of Abe of Lendinger Broick. I'm reminded of that, that Tracy quote tweet of that grouper that was.

I hate black people. Yeah. We see through your dog with- I hate people who say they do your dog with I hate them for the color yeah he's like this wink wink game losing none very sister not something like they're being pretty uh also Also go rape Hitler 88 doesn't seem to be a cryptic in their views. Oh fuck. Well, should we talk about Pearl. Yeah. Much like when we found out who Andrew T. was also seems to have been a prominent voice for some time. Yeah, the Arabian still has a take on Pearl and my only take I always feel weird and suspicious when some online

personality just when some online personality pops up out of the ether with millions of followers. And then everybody has to walk me up the ledge and be like, no, they were actually big on vise and YouTube and whatever. And then I have to remember that there are all these other ecosystems outside of Twitter. They were not biopically invested in, yeah. But so what's your name pearl H pearl Matthew Davis you Davis is Matthew's wife And she is a YouTuber YouTuber Who Is spouses some pretty controversial

who espouses some pretty controversial views. I mean, I have to say my take on Pearl's very agnostic, she doesn't really grind my gears as you would expect her to. I want to beat her ass. I don't have, I don't, something I feel and I know it's, I have a lower tolerance, maybe the new for like, I mean, it depends really, it really varies, but sometimes I, she's just, I don't have an issue with anything she really says, but I just find her to be such a like insufferable nerd. Yeah, well, that's really why people are piling on her.

That makes me feel a strong like bullying impulse. Yeah, you want to push her into a locker? Well, at least for a quick honest. I want to be one of her, but she, I found out it's like six one and like a volleyball player. Yeah, so she crushed me. Yeah, she's obese. Yeah.

She's like that shrek princess. But no, I have no hostility toward her and I can even appreciate that she's doing her thing and stacking those shuckles. I said this to tacos. I gotta tie. I was like, I'm getting old and soft. Like, I feel like I have brainworms because I have like no reaction to Pearl and everybody really hates her and I just don't get it and I'm kind of like happy for anyone who's getting that paper and he was like welcome to being old.

Right. I think this is just like an age differential. Maybe, but she's old. I mean, I feel like she's just espousing these truisms that her audience is just eager to kind of hear. Yeah, she's the pandering. Yeah, she's telling people what they want to hear. Like, um, which is like women are more. Yes, this affected young men get to feel like they have a based woman whisper who's telling them the truth about women that they already knew and disaffected females get to feel like

they're not like the other girls because they agree with her. And it's like it reminds me of one of Curtis Jarvan's best lines that I'm going to proceed to butcher that there's actually not much money or glory in telling the truth, but if you can be like 10% wrong, it's actually pretty lucrative. Well, that's what she is. Like, people like, oh, it's a grift. It's like, well, everything's a grift now because on the internet, everything is scrubbed of nuance and subtlety, which is not a judgment call on my part.

It's just like a description of how it is. So like the people that ultimately rise to the top, like, tape level are people who say things in really kind of simple ways that appeal to the lowest common denominator. They just cast a wider net. Yeah, she had some take about how women are more attractive when they're 25, which is true for her. 35. Well, she's 26. Yeah, but

with all of this discourse really centers on the fact that she's looking too good. Well, yeah, she's like a hard 26. She's like very from B in Dowdy and all of the hate centers on the fact that she's not a very attractive female. So which she admits to, she like self identifies as like mid. So like to promote yourself as like an anti-feminist whistleblower while not looking like Ava gobbledy-gook seems like an affront to many people, but I actually think that her branding or styling is very much like a hundred percent intentional. You think she's a mastermind?

I don't think she's a mastermind, but I think she subconsciously understands that it'll work for her and she'll be able to carve out a niche because everybody's so manicured and cultivated now. Right. And I think like half her audience hates her and half her audience pitties her in part because the other have hates her. And it's like a perfect recipe for success. I just, I can't.

I hate her not for what she says, but how she says it. Right, exactly, but she knows that and she's playing to that. That's her strength. But even as like a media personality, she's very, I can barely tell. She can barely get the words out. Yeah. Yeah, I was, I lack of charisma can be fatal. You know, and I have very, yeah, but like, and that's me, you know, look at me.

I'm the real massage. Okay. Okay, hear me out. In spite of her being unmarried and childless and apparently also dating a black guy or having dated a black guy, she's much more in line with what a real tradwife would look like versus all these other female influencers. Like real tradwives look like... Yeah, they look like cashiers at the Amish market, or like Mormon polygamy, child brides, because the presumption is that if you're really a tradwife

and you're about that life, which is to say you're about your family and your man, you don't have the time to be like narcissistically preoccupied with your image. I think it's a very smart strategy. But she's not a tradwife. She's not, but she's, she styles herself in the image of like the Chadwife meme. Like she always wears like the floral patterned button-down dresses

and has like the stringy hair, like the drugstore curling iron curls, like clumpy mascara, but otherwise makeup was face. And she looks like a, I mean I said the sun twitter, she looks like a Dutch master's painting of a woman, like a Vermeer or a halls or something. That's giving her out. That's a, I mean, she looks like an art historical archetype. I wouldn't, I wouldn't paint that. I wouldn't paint that bitch with your paint, brother. But people did.

She's distinct. She doesn't have any, like, she's not, I don't know. Maybe I'm coping, maybe I'm jealous of her. I mean, I think overall the Pearl Handler, her harsh truth is bad to the degree that all like shitty like meme discourse is bad, but it's also good because it really brought out all the Caddy 36 to 38 year old women with like 10 pounds of makeup who carry around one of those like Selfie light rings with them at all times and people were really like clowning on her and calling her ugly and like dumpy and doing the thing that women do where they like compare themselves openly to another woman, which is bad news.

It's a bad look. When you have like some news anchor or like Instagram, you're like actually 35. Yeah, 35 is amazing. But you know I'm women are amazing pills, also. I'm in my family. I'm in my family. I'm in my family. So I'm a little like, well, I'm like, women are just amazing.

I can't lean into the rad fem bit too hard, even though I'm increasingly coming around to it because every time I complain about men or women, lesser, petier minds speculate that I'm talking about my life. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, live your truth, you know. I'll do it. Take a page out of Pearls book. And...

Her other strategy, which is, you know, frankly, a strategy we've leaned on in the past and continue to lean on is like, I watched a segment of her interviewing Nick Fuentes. And she's really good at playing dumb. I mean, she may or may not actually be dumb, but who knows. She's at least savvy and clever enough to have built a massive platform for herself. And you know, in this segment with Nick Fuentes, she's like interviewing him and being like, so like, what is Zionism? And what is the Holocaust? She's just like me for real.

And she just really asks very simple pointed questions and doesn't betray any of her own knowledge. Right. Well, that's really, you know, I do believe in the kind of Jungian diagnosis of whenever you really can't stand someone. It's because you see something in them that Reminds you of something in yourself that you find yeah, intolerable. So obviously there's something with what do you think it is? I don't know I guess like yeah, I'm kind of like

Me and Anna are the pick me's around Yeah, it's because we're annoying I've been saying women't, yeah, I'm an annoyed big move. It's been saying women shouldn't vote or whatever. And now you feel a little bad because you actually put some effort into maintaining some sort of image, unlike Pearl. But she is putting a ton of effort into maintaining her image. You mean physically? Yeah. Well, I'm in, you mean physically? Yeah. Hmm.

Well, I'm in, I'm an indie actress. Ha ha ha. Her image is like the McDonald's, like, grimace shake. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, if she was, she's, she hits, she's in some valley where, like, if she was a little bit more like me, I'd maybe like her more. And if she was a little bit less like me, I'd maybe like her more and if she was a little bit less like me

I might like her more but she's hitting this this midpoint where I find her mid point. You asked a good question to on Twitter you said do you think her truth telling would be more palatable if she was better looking real real question not a no that's a good question. I thought about it, palatable, probably successful, maybe not. Yeah. Because again, contrast her against somebody like Ava Gobble De Gouk who is very hot and pretty in like a polished curated basic bitch, Instagram influencer way. And everybody who has half a brain cell can see right through her and see that she is basically a glorified online prostate, which also more power and respect. We love her.

Yeah, that's so shade. Yeah. And you're a bad girl, that's fine. What I've learned with age is that you have to accept people as they are. And the best thing about people is when they are being themselves, which is why a lot of women like miss the mark or people miss the mark, because they're trying to be something they're not. Yeah, but I also, yeah, part of it is I don't really buy it.

There's like an increasing, in my limited exposure to Pearl, it seems like kind of a, there's she's reaching, you know, and every day she's coming out with some take about this and that. Her women aren't as good at anything as men are. Just like stuff that's very like flagrant and kind of like designed to provoke and I don't want to take the bait. Yeah, I agree. I mean, you should like not want to be manipulated.

Yeah, I don't want to be manipulated. That's true. I don't want to be manipulated. Yeah. And I sense that that's streaking her and despise it. Yeah. I mean, it is like a sad indictment of like how you make your way in the culture is like by provoking. Like low wage bait and people. Like low wage bait and people. Yeah, and just pandering to like men who just want to hate women.

Mm-hmm. So there. And she had to take today about kind of the fall city and fallee of church, churches and preachers where they talk about males and but conveniently ignore females and that really does pander to the disgruntled, disaffected male view that they're fond of talking about how civilization was ruined because women went on, it only fans and divorce 70% of divorces are initiated by women and that kind of thing. And it really is like making women the villain, which is, I mean, people have accused us of doing that.

Let's be real. Well, sure. We've definitely done it. We haven't quite digested, like, manosphere talking points. Yeah, I just, I don't, I just, like, rationally, like, functionally don't believe that women should part to blame. Yeah. Should not, should drive. No, I also, I don't think women do that.

I'm solely to blame. That's preposterous. Of course, if you want a patriarchy so much as much as you claim to, then that begins with taking some responsibility for how out of control you let these broads get. Right, you have to who did who did it? Provide leadership. But of course men don't want to do that understandably because they get nothing in return. That's the audience. We're like in a weird Chinese finger trap in past. Yeah. I saw her like on Fox News or something talking to

or something talking to like a panel where she was talking about how women don't like drive sanitation trucks and don't 25% part that's inaccurate is the part that's the meaningful and nuanced part that she conveniently leaves out. And that's how she makes her bread and butter. I mean, I think women are better film editors in general. Yeah, maybe even better editors in general. That's something I think was absolutely. Excelat, I think. Yeah, there's just as we've set over and over.

Yeah, the lack of nuance the sort of I think a real anti-feminism She stops she just she goes to great lengths to kind of acknowledge sex difference But stop short of any like real insights Right because yeah, there can be no analysis because that's how she's going to lose people and like also when you say something like well women don't drive the garbage trucks and they don't

lay the roads and therefore they don't deserve an equal stake in society or leaving out the part that traditionally women played an equal and complementary role in the functioning of society. Yeah, and as a Christian, she's sort of understand that there's a whole tradition of like complementarianism. Yeah, the other like nice and positive thing I will say about Pearl since I'm in like old ladies' end mode is that she's very young. She's not that young. She's 26

So there's still time for her to amend her views and go the rad fem route as all conservative females seem to do anyway She's not that young Really she's she's young enough to be like retarded and Confused I That's very charitable really she's she's young enough to be like retarded and confused I that's very charitable I think like your brains developed by the time you're your general personality and general viewpoint should probably be like calcified by 26 yeah like your general attitude toward the world yeah I don't think she'll change I think she's too much of like, there's an Aspergian kind of like, she's flinchy and weird and I want to kick her ass. That's really

like it. But this is like the basis of derangement syndrome. As I've said many times on this pod, like, again, when I was when I was younger and more than I even I had this very classically liberal view that like, you should debate a person's merits based on their deeds and actions like in the case of Donald Trump, you have to look at his policy and compare it to other presidents versus like spurging out about his toxic personality. But in the last analysis, I realized that the Libs were actually right because they're responding again to the force of his personality and not to anything he ever did as like a policy maker. Right. So the effect that she has on you is like probably...

Well, she doesn't do any of this. And it's just an organic reaction. Yeah. And therefore it's like fair and true. I can't help it. Yeah. But she doesn't do anything. She doesn't exist, merely, as a media personality.

She was. Yeah. Yeah. There's her deeds by which we can really. Damning condemnation of a red scarapalk. Yeah. She's on our turf and we know you. Yeah.

Yeah. She's more our turf and we know you. She's more popular than us. When we put in so much work developing this nuanced world of you. Well, the interesting thing is, she shared the stage with people like Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes, who are really harsh critics of women and will not hesitate to call a bitch like ugly and expired. And they will break bread with her because she's like on their level of influencer. So that's also, that's like both a reassuring and a depressing point. And I have come around on Andrew Tate. At first I also hated him for his like subdued

weakness and like flinchy nerddom. But now I kind of value him as an entertainer and will like stop on the Instagram reels that are like algorithmic if I did me and be like, haha, he like took a lot. So maybe I'll come around on Pearl too. Yeah, he, I mean, well, the longer somebody stays around and the more familiar they become the more you're like inclined to just accept them. It's like people who warm their way into your social circle. But yeah, he chose the opposite tack of Pearl, which is like remaking his former flinch-nured self

into a power bottom. Islam. Yeah, like an Islamic chat or whatever. And people can still see through it as weakness. But like, it's like what I said about Jordan Peterson, again, people like come up with all these excuses to make fun of him that he's like a Nazi or a fascist on the from the left or that he's like a boomer

and a doxxer from the right. And all of this has a kernel of truth to it, I suppose, but they just hate him because he's corny. They hate him because he's a corny gay, lacrimos nerd who cries too much and is too sincere. And people have this impulse when they hear it, because they're curbing at the frog voice, they wanna push him into a locker, I get it.

I definitely do. But it's also reassuring to me as like a massive gay nerd that there's a place for gay nerds and the cosmos that takes all kind. I really am. Yeah. I, you're not as much of a gay nerd as Drim B. No, I fuck and wear knee-high boots. Exactly.

You're cool. But I get it. And also, like, the other thing with Pearl is, like, who knows what's going to happen to her in, like, two or four years? I mean, she'll probably write a book on that right wing press that courted us when we first started the podcast. People are dying for the wife feminism is bad. Yeah book yet another yeah And it really yeah, it doesn't I just want I want some of the new ideas. I want something. I want a real hot take. Yeah And she's not really

a real hot take. Yeah. And she's not really delivering. What do you think the new frontier of like takesmanship is going to be? Because we've kind of like run out of seem like we have the manosphere, we have like rad feminism. I think there's going to be a synthesis of the Islam of Christianity in Islam. It's called Christianity in Islam. It's a whole new thing. We need like a new eye on her see, oh, Lee Muslim who has aggressively turned their back on Islam. Interesting. Yeah.

Yeah. We need the Wagner Corp. It's really amazing how like in Russia, the truth is better than fiction. It really does sound like something out of a sarcophon novel, like this mercenary group that like styles itself after like a long dead Nazi affiliated composer. It was like a caterer. Yeah, like a host of paramilitary prominence. Yeah, and I read somewhere that the agents of this group refer to themselves as musicians.

Mocanto. Interesting. Kind of how addibles. Kind of how addibles refer to themselves as instruments. Yeah. I see. I wonder why everything seems so much more interesting in Russia. Exotic.

Yeah, but they don't have. They don't have. No, they're like, they are very like ideologically permutable to quote the Russian Michael Tracy and Utoli Carlin, who's also had a major fall through green. I'm also living in his car last I heard, but I was really, I was chimping about the coup, definitely in like no one,

I was like, do you guys hear on the side? I was like, y'all hear about the coup, there was no, like only you care about this. I was like, it's, I wonder what's gonna happen. It's topical and relevant. And there was all these, all the speculate and the, the coup was an inside job that it was staged by Putin with the idea

that everybody came out looking like a loser, so they could, except for, deliver the final kill shot to Ukraine, which clearly didn't happen who? Look at Shanko. Oh, yeah. For me, as a Belarusian nationalist, a win for Belarus is a win for me. I was like, I was excited about the coup,

just because I was, you know. Wait, what did Lukashenko do? He brokered the piece to you. Oh, allegedly, but obviously he has very close ties with Putin and really wreaks of an inside job, but allegedly the narrative is, look at Lukashenko brokered the deal. He said, kufr bitten.

He came out strong man style. And yeah, last I heard he was going to be exiled to Bellers, which I guess is not. I mean, I don't know. I don't really have all the facts. I stopped paying attention pretty quick. But I, yeah, I was naively and like something's going gonna happen. The nothing ever happens. Wait, or nothing ever happens. Nothing ever happens. Chads versus the. I kind of figured nothing would happen because I'm like so black-filled,

but I can't even take credit for it. It's just like whatever. I was like, there did something's happening. Yeah. But yeah, the whole idea was that everybody looks so incompetent. That meanwhile they can stage this massive salt on Ukraine and deliver the death blow and the wars. Oh, what is over? What is over?

And that clearly didn't happen. Came over, came end. And like, who knows what's going on over there? I think the Russia thing is, I mean, okay, the war is really uniformly bad, but the Russia discourse is also good and away because it was the first time I saw some humility on the T.L. like people were openly admitting that they didn't know it was in store and X.

And like if you remember at the start of the war, there were all these guys who were like over 48 hours. Military analyst flying in. Yeah. hours. Yeah, military analyst flying it. Yeah Install and grouper for 20 no one saw fucking Look a shanko coming out of the woodwork mm-hmm And I'm always happy when Bellers get some press mm-hmm Because they people used to not even know what Bellers was. And now I think they're gonna annex Russia. Bellers.

I've crunched the numbers. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, after we wrapped I spent a night in LA. And I was like, oh, what in my room? Laughing hysterically thinking about Bell Belarus becoming like a nature world pal. And conquering the world and the whole world, thinking about a map of the world where it's all

Belarus. And then I'll always be at home. White power. White, white Russia. And then I'll always be at home. White power. White, white Russia. Yeah. But yeah, I think Belarus is a dark horse in this geopolitical game.

And more will be revealed. This is the dark heart. Because geopolitics. God has a special plan for the sloths. It also, yeah, the coup then ignited my like recurring schizophrenic tism about the third secret of Fatima. What is that? Oh, yeah, the thing that the, I remember you know, you know, you don't get into it again. But it said Kiev on it and God has a special plan for the sloths. He's chosen them for salvation.

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White Africa. Monica told me to do this thing because recently there was like a full moon. And she said that you have to write down everything that you want to get rid of in your life on a piece of paper and burn it at 8 p.m. Okay. On the night of the full moon. Yeah, but it was kind of like a difficult challenge to undertake because the trick is you can't ask for anything. Like you can't say, I want to find love

or I want to have a baby or I want success or money. You can't ask for anything positive. You have to strictly ask for things like you want to get rid of. Like I want to lose 10 pounds or I want to quit smoking, for example. I get rid of these boots. Yeah, I want to get rid of my San Laurent crystal buckle boots. But you had to write it in such a way that as if it had already happened. So for example, I woke up today and I'm 10 pounds lighter. I'm proud of my body I look great in bikini selfies people compliment me on my appearance or like I

Quit smoking right, but it's like this weird convoluted back in Yeah, right like quit smoking and my lungs feel much clearer and I could walk up the stairs and run a marathon and I was like the camel passes through the eye of the meat. Today. I want to stop eating breakfast. In Soviet Russia, I was like, what's wrong? I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast.

I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I'm not eating breakfast. I to stop eating breakfast! In Soviet Russia, eggs slunk you! Breakfast gives you! There are no counterfactual hypotheticals in Soviet Russia.

Nope, that's just how things are. Yeah. A man can't dream. I also, sorry to talk about my dreams so much, but I had a dream last night that I was wearing like a young pioneer uniform. That was very upsetting. Yeah, I think I was like I tapped into some like ancestral

trauma or something. It wasn't I wasn't feeling good in that pioneer uniform, you know. It was that red kerchief was oppressive. Yeah, it was strangling you. Yeah, I was not. This is not a good feeling. Anyway, I don't know what that's about. Yeah, we should analyze this. I'm too retarded to analyze this. You had a dream about a deer. Yeah, it was like a really creepy, uh, the hope, maybe prophetic dream where I was like standing by a river bank or a ravine much like in the heart of darkness, gazing upon nothingness and I saw this beautiful deer in the water

with its neck crooked and it was struggling and dying and then the leopard came out of nowhere and grabbed it by the neck and pulled it out of the water and was like kind of licking it and drying it off and then his two leopard brethren showed up and they started licking and biting it a little too like kinkily and aggressively and then I realized that they were trying to like kill and eat it and I could do nothing. Interesting. Well that's a lot of jungle. Might as right. Sounds like it's a Twitter. Probably.

Sounds like Michael Tracy is the deer. And we want to help him. Yeah. But he's just getting ripped apart by these. My analysis is that it probably represents like one side of me trying to kill the other side. Yeah, that sounds like it. Everything that a dream is about you. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, unless I don't know. My ship poster side wants to kill my moral fact side. Mm-hmm. And I may as well, because people hate me anyway. So I may as well just come out and say, what's on my mind at all times. Yeah, definitely. And fully tank my reputation career. No, no, definitely. Fully tank my reputation career.

No, no, no. That'll only... I think that will only serve you, and I support you, unequivocally. But it was cool because there's a very vivid and intense dream, and it's probably, like honestly, if I'm being honest, it was because I was on the verge of a period and it was really hot. Yeah Yeah

That tracks see there's like a totally rational explanation Hard of darkness is this post you starting to read hard of darkness? No, I just know no I kind of I think I Predicted it was for told that I Oh, interesting. No, I kind of, I think I predicted. It was foretold. It was a prophetic dream about how you're going to read art of darkness. Because I pretend I'm so male-brained, but actually I'm like a total woman, moment, woman who sees like people's talking about something on Twitter and I'm like, ooh, I should read up on that.

How can I make this about me? I should get into seduction community blogging. What's seduction community blogging? Like pick up artistry, but there's like a whole archive of blogs that people really love and... Hearty's. Yeah, I've never had you read Hearty's. I have whatever the book.

Okay. That's like the chateau or whatever. Oh, is it good? It's interesting. It's also like, I think it's outdated a bit. Like, I don't fully really believe in pickup artistry. Yeah, but pickup artistry is an enduring art form because it is very heavily symbolic. Yeah.

Because you can apply the principles of pick-up artistry to virtually any domain. That's not just about women, folks. That's what we are. Exciting ones will. Yeah, in fact, picking up women is probably one of the most low stakes things you can do, and you may as well treat it as like a guinea pig. Yeah. For your other greater guinea pig. Yeah. For your other great or wilt-a-pow.

Yeah, we're all the other great things. You're definitely gonna accomplish. As soon as you can get some pussy. On God as soon as you get some pussy, it's over really slow. Plus getting pussy is like getting anything else. Is it? I. It's easier. It's much more disappointing when you actually get it's like getting a package from Assets.

Hmm, so true. Like once you get it like a weird creeping feeling of mortality sets in and you freeze up and start to panic. And you're happy in the haze of a drunken hour, and then you get what you want, doesn't really hit like you. Not it would. So terrible. No, hearty says a good job of cataloging human types.

We should have that guy on. I don't even know who he is this was like yeah this was like down stream to me through well you're like kind of too young for it right yeah I think his heyday was though I was I mean like I said I've been on forever a long it's like being like a millennial Nirvana fan. Yeah, which I also am. Yeah, but it's like always an nostalgic kind of fandom. And nostalgia is always like a yearning for something that you never had in the first place.

Yeah. And now the, the female question, I think, has become more complex. How so? I mean, it's just not as easy as like the the old paradigms of like nagging and like manipulating women because you believe them to be a certain way. Mm-hmm. I think like you said it's like a Chinese finger trap now of

Resetment and hostility. Yeah, like people who there's not enough good will to utilize the take of artistry tactics. And some people who frankly like deserve each other colliding against each other. Yeah, when they should just be fucking and sucking. Spangler talks. Yeah.

I googled spangler quotes about women to make a point. I'm like, each pearl Davis, who's spangler? I thought spangler was like, you know, I bear. And an all on the internet. You know, I barely know. One guy who I have absolutely zero desire to read, which people always accuse me of like skimming and deriving my ideas from is Evola. I got that book about Eros, I haven't cracked it.

Yeah. My like, the excerpts and stuff that I've come across, sure, but like just read Nietzsche. Yeah. Yeah, for the first principle. Yeah, yeah. But there is a spanger quote that like, the men and women of any generation deserve each other. Of course, how could it be any other way?

So true. And yeah, I mean, now it's nice to see this resurgence of like, rad femurie. I think so. It feels very of the moment. I mean I think things are like cyclical. Sure. But rad femurie's always been there.

Yeah, I mean these things are always kind of there in the background and they like have been flow. But there was the heyday of like the pussy hat liberal feminism really made it kind of the dominant mode. And in that way it like, it's really dialectical. You know? Yeah, it is. You don't really see much of that name like Paul Scalas, P.F.P.

Not Lindy. It wasn't Lindy the pussy hats. No, that all, it was crazy how quickly that all fell away. Right. But if Trump, all a willing is elected again, I'm sure we'll have a reason to do that. Well, yeah. I mean, I asked the group chat and the TL,

like if there were any pressing news items that we could shoehorn into the docket because it was very lean and people were like talk about how DeSantis is polling miserably and trying to make Camelot happen and there's like really nothing to say there. We've touched on this and yeah, yeah. I've basically zero a faith or interest in DeSanza. So I think he's as I said on Twitter botched. He's got a weird look about him nowadays. He seems like he's had some really unfortunate random work done and has tried to sort of lose weight. it random work done and it's tried to lose weight. Yeah, to shed his meatball stigma, but it's not, he's not, he's not presidential. He'll never be the president. And people were kind of like shopping around the high school photo of him where he did look

really cute and fit. I mean, he looked like Brendan Sexton the third. I'm going to rape you. Yeah, ooh, men look better when they're 18. Then when they're how old is he? It is funny that how old is he? He's in his early 40s. I want to say mid 40s. I'm going to go with 44, 45. He's older than he looks or than he is. 44. Damn. Predicted that too. Just kidding. I read that on Wikipedia a few weeks or a month ago. This is September 14th. He's a son. Virgo. Virgo. He looks kind of cute in his wiki pic. I feel now that I'm seeing seeing him. I feel a little bad. I mean, he looks like

my ex-boyfriend Mike Peppie, which is like, I know that psychological type. I'm like the heartiest of like, meatball men. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just don't, I don't think it's his appearance that fails to inspire confidence. I think it's his like, mannerisms like, as we said, the minute that those videos of him talking that were longer than like a 10 second clip started circulating. People really lost all faith. I mean, when he announced his presidential campaign on a Twitter space that like malfunctioned,

I was like botched. Yeah, and then people were saying like, oh, you guys should touch on the the RFK junior pumping iron video, which like also is like the the RFK junior pumping iron video. Oh, yeah. Which like also is like a boring and defunct discourse. He followed that up with his thoughts on the repeal of affirmative action. And people were very mad about that. And they were like, here's your based Democrat.

He's, you know, if you scratch a based Democrat, you get like a garden variety Democrat like what that's so predictable He's a politician. He needs black votes. Yeah, and he's like a he you know Democrats can Democrat and he like okay, I think politics is I Did what do you think's going on? I didn't think these people are doing I didn't find his Affirmative action remarks at all, like, uh, out of character, out of the ordinary, they were completely in line with like, who he is, which is like a Democrat with like one based platform, which is vaccines. Yeah. What I found much more objectionable was the pumping iron video

because it was such an AOC campaign movement. Totally. Putting on my flat. Yeah. And it's like we got it. We got it. You're like, oh, I'm going to miss junk class. Yeah, I mean, I thought he looked good.

I am like low key horny for for Kennedy and Still, I mean honestly, I'm such a like Retard I like I'm getting like Kennedy Mary and Williamson Trump Emails like my inbox. I'm like so ready to some like for sure I'm like get my email in there like all vote for anyone. I'll vote for you all I'm literally like undecided. Oh no, that's not true. What happens if you like go into the polling station and fill every dot out? I think you're boating. I'm on porch. Yeah, if I could add vote for every kid.

No, I'm an idiot. I like I'm really emotional. So anytime a political candidate says anything, I'm going to say that I'm an idiot. I like, I'm really emotional. So anytime a political candidate says anything, like remotely resonant on some sentimental ass level with me, I'm like, yeah, oh my god, I'm feeling good. He's the one, Camelot's back for real. And then I like, meet very quickly, lose interest,

and fickle. I'm a woman woman moment like I don't I Like Kennedy he's not holding my My attention. Yeah, I will say that he's obviously much more likeable than DeSantis Yeah, he said he got the his voice sounds like that from eating snacks. What'd you call? No, I looked into that because people were like, oh, you called it and it was like totally fake news headline. He didn't say that?

No, he definitely didn't say that. He didn't say that. What? No. I didn't say that. He made research before I do my victory laps now. Good, good. Got to stay unassailable.

Eating snatch is so funny though. I wish he would and wish he would. I mean, I wouldn't rule it out. It's not the official reason. But it could be a mitigating factor. Sure. Yeah, he seemed he's a guy who fucks for sure. I like these marriage to Cheryl. Well, I like their like fake and gay, like narrative that they have a politically contentious marriage because she's like a super democrat and he's like a based democrat so they like disagree on these like very hot button issues when of course they're like totally scheming in the background

together. I do get drunk and call him J of K Jr. routinely. So that doesn't vote for him. I can't as a as a fan of his cannot even remember. Yeah. I do be saying J of K. He's not. He's RFK, Jr. Yeah. But he has more, he's more entitled to the Camelot

dynasty obviously than DeSantis. Well, yeah. There's your Camelot. Yeah. Bruh. Of course. But he's not gonna be the president, we on the web. Jeff Kno, RFK, Nidapno.

Yeah, I'm pretty impressed. No, I'm afraid. No, I mean, one of the, but maybe. One of the things that does try and my gears is like this meme that Ron DeSantis is gay, because he's like obviously not. He's a faggot, but he's not gay. He's not a gay. Or he's gay, but he's not a faggot. Sorry, I botched that. No, he's a faggot. I think you didn't. I think he's a faggot, but he's not a faggot. Sorry, I bought that. No, he's a faggot.

I think you didn't. I think he's a faggot but he's not gay. It's much worse. If he was gay, it would be cool. That'd be interesting. He'd be like parachuting into the presidency draped in the transgender flag. He'd have better optics for sure.

Right, yeah. If he was actually a scheming bottom. Oh my god. Like, what's that guy? George Kastanza. George Kastanza. I've was actually a scheming bottom. Oh my God. Like, what's that guy? George, George Kastanza. I've been watching so much Seinfeld, George Santos. That guy. That guy.

Who's George Santos? He's like another political grifter. The pariobossi is always on about who basically falsified his entire past and used to do drag and blah blah blah. I mean, he's the bit player who was like another subject of the meme discourse, the domain character on Twitter for a while. It's coming back to me. Yeah. George Soros, right? Yeah, I wanted to say that George Soros died but he didn't he just gave the reins over to his weird gay passing son yeah what right I'm controlling the media what yeah like the NGO complex I don't know whatever but he's

not dead no time to Zinsky dead yeah's dad. Did he kill himself? Was that? No, I think he had cancer or something. He has a natural causes. I see. He never read his manifesto. I did. I read it like 10 years ago, and I'm very sympathetic to the takes that the manifesto really hits when you're like a sensitive young man, but doesn't hit the same

when you're like older and wiser. Sure. Because you can see where he like pilfered his ideas from. Right. But cool guy. He's okay. Uncle Tay. He did like blow a bunch of people's hands off. He killed three people. I think so. And then his like brother did him in. This is a very like also a Kormack, McCarthy ass narrative of his brother, really betraying him. Because of his bitch wife.

Yeah. Longhouse. Yeah. It's like a Cohen Brothers movie. Yeah. Like a familial. He almost got away with that war fairy. No, I don't know. It's honestly before my time I'm extremely young. 26-year-olds.

I'm sympathetic to Uncle Ted to the degree that he reminds me of all mathematicians, malajusted and gay. Yeah. Uh, but I don't know. I mean, I understand like why young people are drawn to his persona. Yeah, I got it. It's cool. I mean, nowadays when nothing happens, it makes sense that we would have nostalgia for an early time. Yeah, I mean, as I saw, I almost happened.

I'm more of a burlaskony girl myself because he was much more of like an active man Right, he was a weird like Yeah, yeah, he wasn't an in cell A GP doesn't see apparently yeah, which no, I think those might be blown out of proportion Yeah, I heard that these were this was like a weird spin to a logical pro legacy or whatever. Whatever. Many AGPs of a college, which is great thing.

Yeah, like Wendy Carlos. Yeah. Yeah. They cannot. People do get really mad when you do like psychological profiling on like prominent, because it is like I get what people are saying, it is like a form of a means by which petty and mediocre souls diminish great men or whatever. But also it's like so fun and

attractive to speculate on somebody's motives. The problem is when it becomes the only official discourse as we saw with Putin where they were like, he's a madman suffering from terminal Parkinson's. And he has to press the button now. People are really ratching up the end time to the square. I don't know if you've come across this.

But what do you mean? If you've come across this, but... No, wait, what do you mean? I've just, I've noted a lot of like, amplified fear mongering around nuclear catastrophe and... Really? I feel like the apocalyptic rhetoric has been kind of like, slow and steady lately.

Like after that whole airborne toxic event, it kind of died down. I mean, it always like all of that. It's a lingering, it's been, it's here to stay. I mean, this isn't, I mean, it's a Catholic thing. Yeah, I mean, I'm not like super, I guess. He'll never, he'll never let us die. I know that's like the sad this had reality. That's why I won't let me die. Yeah, you know, I said to my shrink the other day that like suicidal

ideation is like a very important instrument in the toolkit because it gives you hope and gives you some antiseptic about. And let's face it, most people never go through with it, but you have to have that in the back of your mind as like an escape hatch. Yeah.

It brings me great solace to know, yeah. Yeah, it's much harder to live than it is to die. Anyone can die. But few people actually live. Yeah. But you're right, it's a good ballast. Yeah, and like the therapy profession is very understandably alarmist about it because they want to minimize

their liability. Of course. So you actually go through with it, so they like, you have to kind of cloak it and then vague terms. You can fully say it. You can torture your shrink. People think like transference is like your best strategy for hardcore emotional manipulation, but it's not.

It's suicide threats. I don't want to fuck you. I want to kill myself. Don't kill yourself, Anna. Your hair is looking so cool. I would never kill myself. That's why it's important that I have suicidal ideation on my side. Yeah. Right. Because we would never. And you can't. No, I can imagine a handful of scenarios where

I could, but they would be like really urgent and apocalyptic. Right. Right. Right, right, core of my McCarthy. Yeah, like, you know, if some people were coming to get me some erotic, or a sliding convenience even. Yeah. Let's say the real real, to deny my consignments. Something like that. Something really terrible, something really horrible game to happen. Somebody made me wait seven to ten minutes to check out

the hair salon after I got my gloss and blow out. That's enough to send any. They hired a new receptionist who I do not care for. It's enough to send any woman over the edge. Yeah, this fucking bitch. And I felt so guilty and remorseful as having it. I felt like that video of the woman on the plane that everybody's been passing around, which I haven't seen. Oh, I never, I never, like, fun fact about me is that I never

watch anything that's like popular on the internet. I just like absorb it through here saying get the gist. Yeah Because I don't want to expose myself to that sort of like inflammatory energy Like I would never watch the video You didn't watch the one of the lady in the team mobile store No, or I would never watch the one of the guy getting his hands chopped off definitely have never seen the George Floyd video or the Jordan Neely video like would never even I couldn't even bring myself to watch that video of like those gigantic Chinese salamanders

being slaughtered. I mean I watched like the first two seconds and I knew it was coming. I didn't watch like I getting his hands chopped off but it's very clear clear in the still, what is going on. The team mobile lady though, she's, what happened with the team mobile lady? It's like another like skit so, skit so lady having a, you know what an interesting thing is that I've noticed in this neighborhood in particular,

is that there are these like stalk homeless characters that you know you see for years and they're always around and always asking for money, some more sympathetic than others. And lately I've been seeing them hanging around with like white dime square hipsters, like not in a strictly transactional mode, but like just walking around and talking or like sitting at a cafe. What's up with that? I'm like, sign-filled. Who are these people?

I have not noticed that. And now I can't find this broad. Yeah, no, I do watch the videos. The lady on the plane is just screaming about, they're being like a reptilian, classic airplane meltdown. Very funny. Cause she's like drunk and medicated. She seems medicated.

She seems like she took a Xanax, so like wasn't hitting right, but also, smart. Like, if you want to get off the plane, get off the plane. I'm gonna take all the other 300 people with you. I mean, being on a plane is like a soft core version of being on the Titanic submersible. Like the air pressure is different. You become more emotional because you're like in like a little sardine tin with a bunch of other strangers. You would have worked in your early school.

Yeah, but it's hitting a little different. Yeah. Yeah, you just watched that that movie, the worst person in the world, on repeat. Did you watch that on a plane? I did. It was okay. I haven't seen it. It was high mid. Hmm, good. Full metal jacket really holds up. Yeah, it's good. So that's a good ass movie and I'm so attracted to that fat guy. I've been sent to N'Offrio. Yeah, who's like not even,

he gained, I read, gained 70 pounds for that role, which is to date the most an actor on the record is getting to play a part. Take that Charlie's Theron. And he's not even like by modern standards, he looks like a normal guy. He looks like a guy we would hang out. He's supposed to be like comically or like exceptionally fat

and he looks straight up fucking normal. And fucking hot is fuck. I mean, as I said to you, he literally looks like Dementolilo. They're very similar except one is large and the other one is small. He's like the H Pearl Davis of cinema. He's Gargantuan.

I've been since an off-roast doing it for me. And then he had like a second stint on Law and Order. He's a real working actor. He is. He's had a great crew. But he really, in that one, he's cute. He's hot as working actor. He is. He's had a great groom. But he really, in that one. He's cute. He's hot as bug. Dude, oh my god.

And I like it. That is bug. And I like that he blows his brains out. Yeah. I only before any of the real action. Yeah. He goes as a premonition. He gets fat shamed actually.

It's actually a body positive message. Apocalypse now, or sorry, which one was it? Full metal jacket, that's Kubrick. Apocalypse now is, is Kubrick also, is he so messy? It's Coppola. Coppola Coppola, shit. I'm so stupid.

Apocalypse now is based on heart of darkness. Yes. I've only seen a Apocalypse now Redux Okay, which is quite longer than the original and so I didn't I also I tried to go see the mother and the horror That French movie is it new no it's from the 70s. It's like, supposedly apparently a masterpiece of French New Wave Cinema. I walk the fuck out. And I like Jean-Pierre Lude, the like, leap, like out of the big nose.

Like, he's hot, usually hot to me. Jean-Pierre. Lude is the actor, the director's, it's his first feature. It's from like 72. You know, I thought the mother and the horse is a nude, nude, E-E. Oh this guy, yeah he's cute. He's hot, yeah, and he's the, he's the protagonist and it's him like blasting sigs and talking and trying to fuck different girls, but it really- At least the 400 blows, kids. Yeah, okay. This movie, three hours and 40 minutes long.

Yeah, of like French people doing French. French people being mad and things, I walked out, hour two. I was like, damn, this is really, it's fucking going on. So my fan Robby, I was like, should we just get out of here? Like friend Robbie, I was like, we just get out of here. Like this is why Arabs are race riding because they're like you are annoying. These movies too long. Yeah.

They're like, we'd rather watch the battle of Elchiris. It's like, I mean, I will say, and I've seen people make this point about the race riots in France. Very French. Oh yeah, Aina Steppen had a great tweet where she was like, isn't this a sign of the fact that it's actually assimilating? Yeah, it looks pretty like France to me.

It looks like some shit French people would be doing. That was a good take. There's a real shortage of like left feel takes that you don't expect. Yeah. And it's even more remarkable when it's coming from a woman. Because we're all such midwits. I have like five thoughts.

No, we're like not the migrants. I literally have five thoughts that We're like not the migrants. I literally have five thoughts that I've been recycling. I know. But I kind of a, I kind of a grandma. Yeah, that's kind of what they do in France. Yeah, but the really question on everybody's mind was can you be a Frenchman as a French national, and the answer is we're gonna wait for our next deplorable right-wing male guest to unpack this one for us. Yeah, because I don't

really have a handle on it, but in general I don't know. I like a riot myself I like that's a blind song about April 26 1992 hey there was a riot on the streets I like listen to that song. I like like to see some stuff catch on fire. It's I mean I'm not I guess I'm not a conservative. I might be. You want your like no not the I have, I have, I have like kind of a resigned zen mentality about it. Just like that's, it's a time march is on. I feel bad about it because things get burned down. That's the Franco file. What's going to happen when France is no longer French?

Who will I worship? It's not French. It's not any more French. Sorry, yeah. But it's a new thing. It's a secret third thing. And you'll never part of Turkey. You're not going to return. Yeah.

So, I don't know. That what that's my yeah I prefer I guess if it didn't happen but I don't I can't even conceive of it not happy you know it's like it's just it is that which is without remedy should be without regard what's done is done yeah and I was over. The real question is like does like what is the central point of an is as ethnos the central point of a nation and I'm going to wait for a man to explain it all to Um, not anymore. Well, yeah, and this is another example of like the woke or more cracked than the mainstream because like the hard right and the radical left seem to agree on the issue but have like different prescriptions for it.

Yeah. And everyone in the middle, all of Michael Tracy is like, oh no, we have to like do the whole like liberal project of assimilating everybody into the brotherhood of man. Oh wow. It's just not, that's, it's not realistic. I've said too much. Should we talk about cocaine in the White House or have we said enough? Oh, we're at like an hour 40. It's not bad. Someone left some cocaine and they want us to believe that there's not cocaine in the White House usually. It's a real nothing burger of the story because I- I feel like this is an in-the-loss. The lads. I just don't... Maddie had a good take, which is she spent her

in like, by one of their be cocaine in the fucking White House, what are you talking about? Well, yeah, so what happened allegedly, not allegedly, definitely some cocaine was found in the White House, they weren't sure what the substance was so they evacuated and I I or the the that woman what's her name Catherine Jean Pierre or some quotes here not John Pierre now the Tucker is not I don't know it's like I've gone astray I think riots are good. I think there should be cocaine in the White House. How are they gonna get anything done? Biden sent all the Adderall to Ukraine and

a legal cocaine. Brandon sent all the M-thedemines to Ukraine and now they have to do coke. They have to do balls. They got to do the fend. They have to turn the White House into the streets of Philadelphia. Make the White House white again. During her Wednesday briefing, White House Press Secretary Cree and Jean-Pierre confirmed Politico's reporting that the cocaine was found in an area heavily traveled by staff and visitors. She also emphasized that President Joe Biden and his family left to Washington on Friday and

returned Tuesday in time for the White House annual Fourth of July celebration. So this sounds like the White House is like literally leaking its own gossip but also doing like damage control to make sure that nobody suspects Hunter. Right, but oh yeah. And then there was like another quote, a uniform division officer of the Secret Service found the cocaine on Sunday night around 6 p. Right. But oh, yeah. And then there was like another quote, a uniform division officer of the Secret Service found the cocaine on Sunday night around 6 p.m. since the officer didn't know what the substance was, the security posture at the White House was temporarily escalated. So actually they're just saving face for their own incompetence. But it turns out the cocaine was discovered in like this heavily traffic

thoroughfare area of the West Wing where like tourists and personnel routinely go literally could be a guy with a backpack who just dropped it by accident where it was pulling a prank. I'm not even getting it that much. Oh yeah, I like it. I shouldn't give it that much thought. There's been cocaine in the White House. I mean worse things have happened in the White House. I mean, worse things have happened in the White House. The president copped a blowjob in the White House.

And in some reaction happened at the White House. And okay, you know what? I would really love to see in the White House. Is a kashoggi type incident where somebody gets hacked to pieces? One of those insurrectionists probably left it there. And they were threatening our democracy. They were all yip-dub. That's what gave them the confidence to storm the cap at all.

And then like, there is that like viral video circulating of like Hunter Biden allegedly doing a bump on the balcony of the White House. It looks like he was doing it. Do you watch that video? I did, I watched it. I also, the videos I do watch, I watch on mute. And then David Cross came out and said that he did cocaine at the White House correspondence dinner, but had to walk it back. Make it out yourself, David. Shame his wife Amber Tamplin.

Oh, I bet. This really does sound like a nothing burger to me. Yeah. Memoryhold. Yeah. Already forgot about it. Literally worse things have happened in the White House. Many people have said that. That's one of the best things of sex in the White House. I, the White House has seen unspeakable atrocities but doing some bumps is hardly the worst of it. And I think they should do more bumps in the White House just to make things more interesting.

They should accelerate the institutional decline. I mean, also it feels so gay to even. I'm tired of the hunt. I took how many more hunter news items. I hope cool it was. We need a smoking crack and driving fast. It's like, yeah, this seems also like a fly up to me. Hunter Biden's amazement.

Lobby Joe look cool. Yeah. by proxy of his like based son. We got it. Hunter Brandon's amazing. Okay, he's a crack head. It's certainly looking like he was doing a bump in that in that video. Yeah. Cleverly obscure, you know, the way it's, you know, it's like the Kennedy assassination of a figure guy. I was wondering if a bum or not, but not, yeah. Not a vital, vital interest to me. No, in fact, it's sad that we even have to talk about the White House cocaine story because we were too late

to the Ted Kaczynski and Russian coup stories. He still talks about it. He still provided our Codigaj analysis on the submarine that imploded three weeks ago or whatever. Um, I just, I don't, every politician is clearly stymmed out on some, Biden's obviously on some like adrenaline cocktail. They're like pulp fiction style. Like, he's, he's probably like on whatever they give you for pain management after you get a face lift. That, but also he's obviously on Adder.

I think, you know, Maddie has it on good authority. That Biden's on Adder all. Yeah. 900 Adderals a month. Would it, do they like microdose? He's an old man. Yeah, yeah. That's how he's heart-take-it. Barely.

That's why he's like Fire Marshall gym, like chattering like this big wooden team. I think every, the amount of like stamina and energy it takes to be in Washington. Yeah. Hollywood for ugly people. Like, think about like I mean, they're on the level of like a pop star

in terms of like, yeah, the performance that they have to maintain and their ancient. So they're definitely on a ton of drugs, steroids. And the Irish are really not known for their lucidity after experiencing Biden, Kata, I realized what the central animating feature of the Irish is, which is that they're, in go here, they're like sharp and quick-witted like leprechauns in the moment, but they're not

really system thinkers like the Jews are, which is why they have a perennial resentment toward the Jews as another like assimilated white ethnicity into the American project. Very true. James Joyce's Irish. Yeah, he's a mess. Even me! Yeah. Well said. Was there anything else?

Let me look at my notes. I don't know. I don't fucking know. This one free, I hope though. We'll do another one soon. Yeah. What else? Which way do we have? Pearl, it was OB, so I want to beat the shot of her. I'm emboldened by Lukashenko's intervention in the Russian coup to be even more of a Russian supremacist.

to be even more of a... the lorussian supremacist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha focused. He seems like a contrarian. He doesn't do drugs because everybody else does. Yeah. Anyway, we can wrap it off. Yeah, well, uh, see you in the house. you